RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 10, Episode 1 - Whatcha Unpackin? - full transcript

[Lashauwn Beyond] This is not
RuPaul's Best Friend Race.

[Laganja Estranja]
I feel very attacked!

[Aja] You're perfect,
you're beautiful.

[Blair St. Clair]
I do not want to go home.

[Eureka] You just
want someone to fight with.

[Detox]
I've had it, officially.

[RuPaul] This is Untucked,
backstage at the competition

to become America's
next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not
watching Untucked,

you're only getting
half the story.

[director]
Break on the mainstage.



All cameras, reload.

[RuPaul]
Ariel Versace...

Yvie Oddly...

Ra'Jah O'Hara...

Silky Nutmeg Ganache...

Shuga Cain...

Scarlet Envy...

Honey Davenport...

you are all safe.

You may leave the stage.

[Ra'Jah O'Hara] I'm pretty
excited to still be here,

because I feel like I can
breathe a little bit easier.

'Cause I've made it past
this first week.

[Scarlet Envy]
I can't even believe



this is happening still.

I'm still trying to get
used to even being here

and I'm just very excited to
go have a cocktail, honestly.

[Silky Nutmeg Ganache]
Ooh, bitch.

A bitch going home today,
and guess what? It ain't me.

-We good?
-We're set.

All right, Untucked is ready.

-Three, two, one.
-Stand by.

Standing, standing.

-Oh, Lord.
-Yes!

[shrieking]

-Yes!
-This looks yummy.

-Bitch!
-♪ I need a cocktail ♪

♪ I need a cocktail,
I need a cocktail ♪

Let's "cheers" to how hard
our hearts are pounding.

-Ready? Cheers.
-Yes!

Cheers, congratulations.

Season 11, we are here
for another week, darling.

[Scarlet] I have never been
so terrified in my life.

Girl, when I stood up,
I was like, ooh, Lord Jesus,

please don't let Soju
come in this line.

[laughing, shrieking]

[Silky] That is the one bitch
I know is lip syncing, bitch.

Miss Soju, I don't think she's
done drag for a very long time.

And it shows.

All right, now that
she's being a shady bitch,

who do you guys realistically
think is bottom two

out of all those girls?

Well, obviously Soju.

[Ariel Versace] Soju should
be doing something

altogether different.

Like altogether different
because, like,

the oversized, is that not
the same thing that happened

to Vanjie last season?

They did tell her, Vanjie said,
"Girl, change this around,

it looks like what
I wore last year."

But I told her, I said, even an
empire has a waistline, girl.

For me, I think there's three
big bottoms today.

-Okay.
-Three big bottoms.

And unfortunately,
my plus dick sister

which I hate to say, Nina.

-Soju and Nina?
-And Kalani.

Kalani.

Kahanna.

-Kahanna?
-Did she say Kalani?

-Colonic.
-Kalani!

-Kahanna!
-Kahanna.

Kahanna's super sweet,
but listen, she didn't listen

to the challenge, because
she was wearing her own bra.

She had on her stone tights.

[Shuga Cain] Also, her stones
didn't go all the way up.

And she basically pieced
together shit she already had

and then threw a belt on top
of it over her shoulder.

Ooh!

This is where all
the shade goes down.

Girls get loose with their
tongue in Untucked.

[Silky] I ain't loose
with my tongue.

I know how to control my tongue.

It's my look
that I can't control.

Soju, I was like... mmm...

I feel bad for a sister
but she got to go.

[Ra'Jah]
Where's the shade button?

We need a shade button
right here.

My only thing is,
between those two

Soju actually
did the challenge.

-True.
-Yeah.

I think Kalani's
gonna save Soju.

Who is Kalani?

Stop calling this bitch colonic.

Bitch, fuck it, I'm gonna start
calling her Kahlua, honey.

Kahlua!

Okay, we've already talked
about the bottom, right?

Extensively.

Now, let's talk
about the top.

I really think it's either
Plastique or, um...

-A'keria.
-A'keria.

[Shuga]
I think it's A'keria,

I'm gonna
put my money on A'keria.

[Ra'Jah] But let's not
forget Brooke Lynn

because Brooke Lynn
slayed the challenge.

-Oh, yes, she did.
-Clean as shit.

[Silky]
Vanjie's gonna be on the top.

Nobody got to see what
she had on Drag Race.

Yeah, but here's the thing...
to be honest.

No knock against her, we don't
know what the hell she brings.

Right.

I feel like last year was her
opportunity to win this prize.

-Yeah.
-Personally.

Same, same.

She's gotten
now two opportunities

and most people get none.

True.

[Yvie] I think Miss Vanjie
proved to America

in the fact that
she could capture them

with just literally a goodbye--

But could she not have
done that on All Stars?

[Yvie] But that's the thing is
she milked this potential.

She's already been showing us,

like, she came back and she made
smarter choices this time.

We'll see.

I mean, of course we would love
the opportunity to come back.

But the chances of us coming
back as an All Star,

it's not next season,
first episode.

Let's come back.

I see Vanjie in myself.

Had I gone home today, I would
probably be on Season 12.

Because of my personality.

Now you're just
making shit up.

-Okay.
-I'm a big bitch.

I was just like, fuck it.
If I get sent home first,

I'm gonna get me
a spin-off show.

[Ariel]
She just loves herself.

She thinks she's everything.

Fuck this shit, honey.

That bitch is always on.
She's always on, honey.

Silky just tries to take
over the room and get her shine

anyway it comes,
by any means necessary.

If she got to do a flip
into the room,

she just gonna do that
just for the reaction.

My name's Jabbermouth and I
got something to say. Okay?

[Honey Davenport]
From the moment that Silky

walked in the door,

she was the captain
of Team Too Much.

Like, just way too much.

I was like, I'm-a come
in here and turn them horny.

This is pussy, honey.

[Scarlet] Girl, I'm tired
of talking about this.

Can we talk about
something else, girl?

-I'm done, I'm done.
-You're finally fucking done?

It's about goddamn time, girl.

All right, did you guys have,
like, any expectations

of me personally, just because
a lot of people think

I'm just, like, a look queen
from like Instagram?

Yeah, I didn't think you were
gonna be as nice as you are.

I was super surprised,
I was like,

"Oh my God, she has a soul?"

She has a soul
behind those filters?

I'm so tired of people
just being like,

"Oh, you just take pictures."

No, I'm a fucking
fierce entertainer.

I'm gonna show you
why I'm here.

[Silky] I'm curious to know
what people

thought about me because

the designer that designed
that look

was just like "Are you sure
you wanna wear that?"

So what did y'all think
about me when I walked in?

What did y'all think about me
when I walked in?

I mean, I didn't judge you
at all off your look.

I mean, yes, I thought you
were being loud as fuck

and I was getting
a little annoyed.

Well...

-Miley!
-Oh, my God!

Boom through you ho's
like a wrecking ball!

I'm about to boom through you
like a wrecking ball!

[Silky] These bitches
don't know me.

I'm being me unapologetically.

And I am a threat, bitch.

Who's single and looking
for a man? Who's single?

I am so single.

[Queen] Scarlet, what kinda
mans do you like?

I mean, I've had relations
with every kind of person.

Tell you what you need to get
that's gonna turn you out.

[Scarlet] What?
Tell me something.

Bitch, get you a white thug.

-A white what?
-Thug.

No, you can't have
white privilege and be a thug.

I ain't here for it, no.

It's legit the truth, though.

A part of being black is not
just like your actual skin tone,

but it's the social context
that comes with being black.

It's how people see you and it's
how they judge you beforehand.

It's how if I didn't read as gay
before I read as black,

people would be like,
"Oh, my God.

Let's cross the street.
Let's lock the door."

And I made the visual choice
to be like, "I'm a homosexual."

Very true.

I'd rather be flamboyant
than a skin color, girl.

I hate when people try to equate
being gay with being black.

-Right.
-It's not the same.

It's not the same because
before I open up my mouth,

and say anything, you're gonna
notice that I'm black first.

Bitch, you privileged
because

you ain't gonna get shot
in Chicago

but my black ass will.

-Right.
-Yeah.

[RuPaul]
Thank you, ladies.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

[queens shouting]
[Silky] Oh, bitch!

[Silky] That bitch on bottom,
that bitch on top.

-That bitch...
-Welcome, welcome.

Baby.

So let's get down to it,
what's the grease?

Y'all gotta give us the grease.

I think it's
Brooke Lynn's to win.

Brooke Lynn's the winner.

-Oh, Brooke Lynn, bitch.
-Which we knew.

Vanjie, how did they feel
about you, girl?

It was all good stuff
and they were complimenting me.

-You're in the top.
-Yeah, you're safe.

-Who else in the top?
-Plastique.

Okay, so we know who's in
the top, who's in the bottom?

I'm in the bottom
and I basically had to, um,

explain...
explain my silhouette

because they didn't get it.

I thought that maybe like
me constructing something cute

-would be enough.
-Right.

But it's not,

and it really kicked me
in the ass.

Now I got a question
about this cyst.

-What?
-Is that like in the butt?

So I developed a cyst
on my taint.

What?

Not your taint, girl,
you didn't tell them that part.

You didn't say
where the cyst was.

-I know!
-Thank God.

Okay, so, on my plane ride here
to Drag Race,

it popped and it
leaked through my pants,

and like, it looked like
I was literally peeing.

'Cause I was like,
how much... what?

The whole world's about to know.

I have a cyst on my taint.

Does it hurt?

It hurts if I sit on it wrong.

-Who's not been there?
-Cyst talk.

[all talking at once]

Hey, cyst.

All right, y'all,
let Kahanna talk.

How you feeling, Kahanna?

Um, a little defeated.

And, um, I just got
really emotional

because it just all hit me

like, why I didn't
do well in this challenge.

'Cause I was in my head.

All right, I love y'all but I've
got to go over this lip sync.

All right, okay,
you got this, girl.

[Shuga Cain] While everyone was
gone we were talking about

how everyone felt
that Vanjie was back.

To me, it doesn't matter.

Well, some people
was upset from it.

Some people didn't
agree with it.

Some people were just like--

Scarlet, how do you feel
about it?

That, like, you got two chances
and people never get any.

Wait, there's been a lot of
girls that got second chances.

Do you watch the show?

I mean yes, but...

That doesn't, I'm just saying,
some people don't get any.

[Vanjie] All right, bitch,
I was only on

one episode, goddamn!

What's the Tee, Scarlet?

What did I do to you?

What did I do?

You know, I was of course
thinking like,

ooh, how the girls
are gonna take to me,

or, you know,
what's gonna happen?

And in my head
I was thinking, well,

they should put themselves
in my shoes.

Like, if you got invited back,

of course you're gonna take
the opportunity, you know.

-Absolutely.
-Absolutely.

Listen, don't worry
about me coming back.

Worry about yourself, first off.

Second, you should be
shaking in your boots

that they brought me back,
because I learned my lesson

the first time, and now
the fire's under my ass,

and I ain't leaving, bitch.

[Soju] Bitch. I'm about to turn
this motherfucking thing around.

I'm gonna show them their
favorite part of this dress

which is the backside.

They were like,
what are those knots?

And I'm like,
listen, listen.

These knots...

are holding this
all together, bitch.

Yeah.

It's the only thing
that's right, okay?

So listen...

If I have to lip sync--

Serve them back
and then, like,

give them the sexy
over your shoulder look.

Oh, yo, y'all like that?

You like that backside?
You like it from the back?

So, girl, the experience
that you had after you lost,

and how it spun off
to something actually great...

-Yeah.
-Would you change anything?

No. You come here wanting
to do the best,

you know everyone's gonna
see you and judge you.

Right.

But, you know, it's not
the end of the world.

There's always opportunities.

-Mm-hmm.
-Right.

Somebody's going home tonight.

Bitch, it's hitting
close to home.

You just make
the best out of it.

Listen, I still don't
wanna go home first.

Right, girl, trust me,
I didn't want to go home

no matter-- they told me
all that shit, I was like,

"No! Don't air the episode."

[queens laughing]

-Miley!
-What's the Tee, mama?

[shouting "Miley"]

Hi.

Are you serious
for the second time?

You're going to do this again?

She's gonna give me
a freaking heart attack.

I think Miley Cyrus is the most
adorable little thing.

-I love her.
-Let me see that dress, girl.

Lovely!

Miley Cyrus is here!

Hey, y'all.

Do I look different
from earlier, honey?

I cannot believe-- this
transformation is everything.

I looked like a trucker,
now I look like pussy.

I love it.

I love this show,
I love being here.

-Yes!
-Been watching since Season 1.

But now everybody else
is watching, too.

'Cause it gone mainstream.
You know?

So they wait until
it's popular.

I just, I love that I got
to see everyone before.

I love that, because
it's so fun for me

to watch your art.

Miley, I appreciate
your words so much.

You're just encouraging
and everything.

Thank you.

And like everything that you
say is just so clear to me.

You know what I mean?
Like, it resonates.

[Miley] I love individuality.

I love people
being who they are.

And I think, no matter
what the judges think,

you have to be happy.
You have to be comfortable.

You have to love
what you're in.

I mean, I would rather have
pride and have dignity

than to go out there
and be something I'm not

and why would you go
show the world someone else

because when they go to the show
they're gonna go, "Who's that?"

You know?

And so I think no matter what,

you should try to
allow people at home

to see themselves in you.

And no one sees themselves
in perfection

because nobody is,

and if they're pretending
and they're fake,

and they know inside
how they really feel.

[laughing]

-They know they got their shit--
-True.

Yeah, they're fake.

And you don't want to be fake,
you'd rather be real.

Yes!

And, you know, today,
none of us are...

doing a job
we don't want to do.

-Yeah.
-I mean, our feet hurt and shit.

But besides that,
it's not that hard.

Live your truth.

We gotta get a cute pic.

I gotta get in front,
because I'm short.

Someone hide my vagina.

She out.
Thank you.

-Come on, honey.
-Not now.

[man]
One, two three... Go!

[laughing]

I got one question for you.

Yes? Uh-oh.

Would you buy me
a cheeseburger?

We will, we will,
we will, we will.

You're gonna buy me
a cheeseburger?

I do, I do.

I love y'all.

Thank you, Miley.

[Mercedes] I just want to say
you're a beautiful person.

[Soju] So are you.

If you want something,
you have to fight and get it.

One thing I'm not
is a quitter.

That's what I'm talking about.

And I'm a fucking fighter.

-You gotta fight.
-I'm gonna fight

with this fucking tulle, bitch.

-You gotta fight, gotta own...
-I'm gonna fight...

-...the stage.
-...with this tulle.

Own the stage.

-That's what I'm talking about.
-Thank you, mama.

I love you, sister.

I'm so glad that I met you.

[Kahanna] I do expect
to be in the bottom two.

I've worked my ass off
to get here.

And it's finally hitting me,
I could lose it all.

Everything that I've worked for
could come crashing down

if I don't step it up.

[Soju] I definitely do not
want to go home.

I have so much more to show,

and I have so much more
spirit and personality

that I wanted to show Ru.

So I'm just
gonna have to turn it.

Ru's ready for y'all,
Ru's ready for y'all.

Let's go. Let's go.

[Scarlet] Mother say go.
Honey, hello.

[stage manager]
We are walking now, all right?

We're walking now.

Queens walking,
queens walking.

[RuPaul]
Welcome back, ladies.

Kahanna Montrese,
Soju,

the time has come for you
to lip sync

[echoing] for your life.

Kahanna Montrese,
shantay, you stay.

Soju...

Sashay away.

[Soju] I am feeling...

I'm feeling sad.

I'm thinking about
all the people

that are rooting for me,

and I'm disappointed
in myself.

I feel like I could
have done more.

I don't know what I was
thinking, but at the time,

like, it felt like what I was
doing was the right thing.

Aw...

All the letters.

"Sis, Soju, it's me, Vanjie.

"Let me remind you
how amazing you are.

"You had a name before this.

"I know you are hurting
but just know that

the fight was just beginning."

Oh, my gosh.

That means a lot because
she's the only one that,

in here that knows
how I feel right now.

I sad because I'm sure there
are like other gay Korean kids

that like, see this,
and they're gonna be sad

that I leave, you know?

And I hope that they
don't be discouraged,

because coming here
to try to win Drag Race,

that alone itself
I feel like

it means so much for the
LGBT Korean American community.

So...

I hope they don't
see this as a setback.

But they see this as
a progress, and more people...

Oh my God, I'm crying so much!

...more people, uh,
choose to see this

and, you know,
try for themselves.

Like, do drag.

You know, be yourself.

I think that's
the most important thing.

Even though I'm
going home first,

I'm not going to stop.

Bye, workroom.

I'm going to continue
to move forward and

be strong and be confident.

Maybe we'll meet again.

And be unapologetic
about who I am because

there's people out there that
will love you for who you are.

Just like Mother Ru, like
she loved me for who I am.

So you have not seen
the last of me.

[in Korean] Bye, see you next time.