RuPaul's Drag Race (2009–…): Season 11, Episode 9 - L.A.D.P.! - full transcript

[RuPaul] Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race.

We're playing
the Snatch Game at Sea.

[all cheering]

Is this bitch recordin'?

[all laughing]

The only thing I've assaulted
is a cheese plate.

[laughing]

Her joints are always wet.

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

Whoopie is a good choice
because we all know Whoopie,

and there's a lot there,
you brought none of that.



[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

The accent wasn't there,
the jokes weren't there.

I just got, like, a confused realtor
maybe from Toronto.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
con-drag-ulations,

you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Ladies, shantay, you both stay.

We got a couple of lip-sync assassins
in our presence.

No one is safe.

[all laughing]

Ru has saved
both Brooke Lynn and Yvie.

You've gotta give credit
where credit's due

because they did slay
the shit out of that lip sync.

-Oh!
-Oh, my God.

[Shuga] How you guys feeling?



I mean, I couldn't be mad because
I deserved to be in the bottom two,

there's no question about that,

but you're an amazing person
to perform with and it was fun.

Yeah, I feel like, I'm just glad

that I got another opportunity
to show what I can do.

The Snatch Game
went every bit as horribly,

for me, as my worst nightmares.
[laughs]

But to know that I went up
against the toughest lip syncer here,

and I'm still kicking, feels so good.

What I learned today is that
you have to keep turning up

because it really doesn't matter unless
you're doing the best any given week.

[A'Keria] That's why I keep
trying to stress to y'all,

at this point it's anybody's game.

With the exception of Tyra and Trixie,

everyone that has won Drag Race
has placed in the top of Snatch Game,

but besides Miss Silky,
Yvie and Brooke Lynn,

they were some of the front runners

for this competition,
and they just bombed.

So, now it could be
anyone's game, really.

Silky, congrats, bitch.

So, you won the mini challenge
and the main challenge.

[all cheering]

[Silky] I've won two main challenges.

Last week a bitch was telling me
that I was talentless.

But I just won, see God is good.

Miss Yvie, you reap what you sow.

I do feel that,
because all of us are still here,

the pressure is definitely on.

[Shuga] I'd like to know
from some of y'all, like,

now that the pressure's on, like,
what are you gonna do differently?

Nothing.

I packed what I packed to get here.

At this point,
I can't show any more than Silky.

And I did wonderful this week, so,
there's nothing else I can show,

but do what I supposed to do and show
why I'm an exceptional drag queen.

One thing I can say about myself,
if I'm gonna be wrong,

I'm gonna be committed and wrong.

People don't like it,
they talk about me,

say I'm talentless,
but I don't give a fuck. I am here.

The Bible say,
speak it plain and watch it pass.

I done spoke it plain.

The Lord will make
your enemy your footstool.

Miss Yvie.

[Brooke Lynn] And on that note,
let's get into drag.

I'm actually shocked that Silky thinks
she can't do anything to better herself.

Yes, she's doing amazing, but, like,
at some point it's not gonna be enough.

If you're not willing
to address the judges' critiques,

I can't see you getting into the top four.

You have to be able to adapt and adjust.

If you can't do that, there's no way.

Oh, my titty!

[RuPaul]
The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With extra special guest judges,
Fortune Feimster,

Cheyenne Jackson,
and Natasha Lyonne.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman, win ♪

-Why is this bitch on me?
-All the garments.

Why is she on--
[screams]

Did you pull her titties out?
Did you pull her titties out?

[all laughing]

It's in the morning,
we're still eight queens,

somebody shoulda went home.

We had a double shantay,

but, girl, do that mean
we'll have a double elimination?

Hello, hello, hello.

[all cheering]

Mama Ru...

You know, ladies, I always try
to come from a place of love,

but sometime you just have to
break it down for a mother trucker.

[all cheering]

So... the library is about to be opened.

[all cheering]

-Because reading is what?
-[all] Fundamental!

Ooh, child, look at this
fabulous collection from L.A. Eyeworks.

I'd like to use
this sickening pair right here.

I'll take those, thank you.

I can't believe I'm about
to say this but, bye Bruno.

[all groaning]

First up, Nina West.

The library is open, bitch.

Thank you, mama.

-Plastique Tiara.
-Oh, fuck.

That's exactly what you're gonna need
when they send you home.

-What's that?
-A plastic tiara.

-Oh, OK.
-[all laughing]

Because you won't get the crown.

Oh, so, I see, you have to explain
the reading, yeah.

-I'm sorry.
-[all groaning]

Uh, Shuga Cain, Shuga Cain,
more like Novocaine,

'cause that mug
ain't for sippin', sweetie.

[laughs]

Oh, do you, you want my review?

[all laughing]

A'Keria C. Davenport,
the resting bitch face of the season,

are you sure you just
haven't been resting?

On your talent.

[all exclaiming]

Nina West, Miami Dolphin called,
they want their shoulders back.

[all laughing]

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Silky's drag transformation is incredible,

she goes from a busted looking man,
into just busted looking.

[all laughing]

Silky, you gettin'
the electric chair for that hair, bitch,

you always come in here lookin' reckless.

Shuga, Shuga, Shuga, what can I say?

Fossilized, prehistoric drag.

I'm sending you
to a retirement home, grandma.

Why y'all hoes ain't laughin'?

-Y'all is triflin'!
-You're not funny, bitch.

Brooke Lynn, I'm sentencing you to life
at the med spa for those toes, bitch.

You lucky you not wearing sandals

because I woulda had them
zooming into those feet.

Y'all have to get it
on a different episode.

-[all laughing]
-Thank you and God bless.

Girl, that went left.

-Plastique Tiara.
-Hi.

Thank God you named yourself
for your beauty and not your personality

'cause Plastique Bag just doesn't have
the same ring to it.

[all laughing]

A'Keria C. Davenport,
you know, I'm actually really excited

to hit the road with you.

It wasn't until I saw that ass

that I truly understood
the meaning of a drug mule.

[all laughing]

Miss Yvie Oddly, girl,
you so skinny,

you got people in Somalia
sending you food.

[whooping]

Silk with the good milk.

The only good thing about your milk
is that it has an expiration date.

[laughing]

Speaking of expiration dates,
ain't yours comin' soon?

[laughing]

I think this is the first time
we've had a reading challenge

where the people being read,
read back.

Right, we're coming for the girls.

-Plastique Tiara.
-Hi.

I'm looking for a new apartment.

How much are you charging
for the vacant space between your ears?

[all laughing]

Shuga Cain, I'm redoing my fireplace
and I'm short a brick,

can I borrow your face?

[laughing]

-Miss Vanjie.
-Don't get the divorce papers.

Now, the real reason I keep kissing you,

is because it's the only way
to get you to shut the fuck up.

-[all laughing]
-I'll take that.

-Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
-In the flesh.

-Ru, isn't she precious?
-Yes.

-No, really, isn't that Precious?
-[all laughing]

-Plastique Tiara.
-Hi, sis.

Girl, your drag is beautiful,
I must admit,

but what is it worth
when it's all rented?

[laughing]

Miss Vanjie Mateo, last season
you had your 20 minutes of fame,

but this season, all you leaving with
is Brooke Lynn's last name.

[laughing]

Miss Silky Nasty Nutmeg Ganache.

I don't know what flaps more,
your lips, your body, or those shoes.

[all laughing]

[Vanjie]
Look at old faithful.

-Miss RuPaul!
-Oh, shit.

-$100,000.
-[laughing]

-It's gonna be real nice.
-Uh-huh.

We be up in here workin'
and waitin' on you

at the door so you can come in
and say, "Hello, hello, hello!"

[all laughing]

What was that?

-Y'all edit that out, edit that out.
-That was horrible!

[Vanjie] We don't need that.

Miss Plastique Tiara.

I'm truly surprised
that you're still here, boo-boo,

but I think for us all, your elimination
need to come ha-ya-ku ha-ya-ku.

[screaming]
What does that mean, bitch?

What the fuck does that mean?

It's hurry in Japanese, bitch.
Hurry and go home.

I'm not Japanese.

Do I have your permission
to use a footnote?

-Yes, footnote.
-OK, good.

[laughing]

Literally, footnote.

Take your time,
it's only a 90 minute show.

[laughing]

This is good, bitch.

[screaming]

Can you bring the volume
down a little?

And also make it funny.

You better shut up
you '80s looking porn star.

[laughing]

Roses are red, violets are blue

your Celine Dion, was shit, boo-boo

[laughing]

Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Yes, you are fat

Yes, your hair is nappy

But bitches gonna run up on me

I'm gonna get real chappy

What up, hoe? What up, hoe?

[screaming]

That wasn't a read
you just threatened us, bitch.

Well, ladies, the library
has not only been closed,

it is now condemned.

[laughing]

The winner of today's mini challenge is...

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[all cheering]

You'll receive a $2,500 gift card
from L.A. Eyeworks.

[all cheering]

Ladies, for today's maxi challenge,

you need to flex
your comedy improv muscles

as you fight the law
in TV's newest guilty pleasure:

LADP, Los Angeles Drag Patrol.

[laughing]

#DragRace

Now, you'll be working in pairs of perps.

Now, Brooke Lynn,
you won the mini challenge,

so, you get to pick your partner in crime
and pair up the other queens.

Oh, shit.

[Shuga] Not gonna lie,
I get a little nervous,

'cause there's a little shady lady
happening somewhere in there.

So, Brooke Lynn,
who do you choose for yourself?

I'm gonna choose Miss Nina West.

Thank you.

[Brooke Lynn]
I didn't pick Vanjie as my partner

because Vanjie's great at being Vanjie.

I wouldn't say Vanjie's a wonderful actor.

I pick Nina,
because Nina's great at acting,

she's great at improv,
and I know she can, kind of,

really help me
and guide me through this,

'cause this is something I'm not good at.

Who are you going to pair up next?

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo and Plastique Tiara.

Wait, is this bitch even funny?

Next?

A'Keria C. Davenport...
and Yvie Oddly.

That means Silky Nutmeg Ganache
will be working with Shuga Cain.

-The sweets are together, honey.
-You got it, girl.

[Yvie] Brooke Lynn is splitting
all the strongest players

because she knows
that if she put, like,

two good actresses together,
that she wouldn't have a chance

of getting anywhere in this challenge.

I can tell that she's really trying
to rig this in her favor.

A'Keria and Yvie, you'll be playing
two twerking girls caught in the act.

Oh...

Brooke Lynn and Nina, you'll be playing
two feuding trailer park neighbors.

[both laughing]

Vanjie and Plastique,
you'll be playing

two queens caught
in a cat fight, literally.

[both] Ooh...

Silky and Shuga, you'll be playing

two queens accused of buying and selling
back alley butt pads.

[laughing]

I'm a bootleg queen, honey.

Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win!

-[all cheering]
-Don't let the po-po get ya!

[all screaming]

-All right.
-All right, here we go.

This week's maxi challenge
is an improv acting challenge

called LADP, LA Drag Patrol.

Last time we had an improv challenge
I actually won.

So, I'm really excited to really
flex those muscles again.

"Indecent exposure at the trailer park.

An uptight nosy neighbor calls the cops

on her hippy dippy
nearly naked sunbathing neighbor."

[Brooke Lynn]
I'm kind of drawn to sunbather.

I was, too, I was thinking for
the physical comedy of me being naked.

Mm-hmm, yeah...
OK.

So, you're gonna do the sunbather.

I like that.

I think this is a really good
role reversal for us, too,

because, I'm really uptight,
and you're really free, so...

Yeah.

I'm just nervous in general

because we all know my history
with acting challenges.

It just has to be really goofy,
and, like, the most ridiculous thing ever.

Yeah.

[Nina] I think I have an ability
to really coach Brooke

and help her through this
'cause she's not the strongest actor.

I'm a little nervous
because I know how I am,

and I feel like I might worry
about Brooke a little bit

and try to tend to her needs
more so than mine.

[Brook Lynn] I gotta be honest,
I would rather do the sunbather.

Let's do it, let's do it.
Let's do it.

I just feel like now is not the time
for us to role reverse

-or step out of our comfort zone.
-OK. Let's start over.

This is a group challenge,
and I have to ensure

that my partner feels comfortable,

so that I feel comfortable,
so that we can have success.

Sorry, is this totally fucking you up?

I just... I have to start
thinking about a character for this now.

-OK.
-So, I just wanna figure that out.

-Hey, sis.
-[all] Hi.

I'm gonna need to see
your driver's license and registration.

-[all laughing]
-It's expired.

-Hey, Shuga.
-Hey!

-Hey, Dr. Ganache.
-Hi.

How's it going so far?

Um, it's good,
we assigned our characters

and we're just trying to
work through what our story is.

Are you basing
your character on someone?

I don't know if you know the time
when bootleg CD's were,

you know, available,
and people be selling them

-out their trunks for real, for real?
-Yeah. Yeah, the boosters.

-Yeah.
-So, you have bought bootleg items

-from the trunk of a car?
-That's allegedly.

-Allegedly, I'll take that as a yes.
-[laughing]

I don't know.

Now, Silky, you won last week.
How are you gonna top yourself?

Well, that's kind of hard
to top myself if you think about it.

[laughing]

-Well, I'd kinda like to see you try.
-I know, right?

I love improv,
I'm not an actor by any means,

but, you know, like with this,
I am that seller.

It's kinda what I give, you know?

Even when I know something is bad,
you know, I'm still gonna sell it.

They say I can sell ice water
to a Eskimo, honey.

[RuPaul] I love that.

So, uh, Shuga,
tell me about your character.

My character
is the disgruntled customer.

She's mad 'cause she got
these lumpy pads.

Are you basing it on someone you know?

Um, I kinda was thinking
of that movie, White Chicks,

those two white girls
that are in there?

Well, you know
those are black dudes?

Well, yeah, I know.
[laughing]

In the Diva Worship challenge
you had a little issue

with, sort of,
expanding on your character.

How are you gonna make that work
in this challenge?

I'm trying to really, like just,
prepare who this character is,

so I can have more fun,
and especially with Silk,

-'cause she's got such a big personality.
-Right.

[Plastique]
I'm a little worried for Shuga.

She can get overshadowed really easily.

She's always the good supportive role,
she's never the star.

Don't over think it, don't be afraid
to make a fool of yourself.

Yeah.

Bitch, we only here
for a short period of time.

That's true.
I got you, bitch.

I know that I'm talented
and I'm working really, really hard,

but at times
I don't know if it's not enough

or it's just not what
the judges are looking for,

I just don't want to get lost in the mix.

-Hi, Plastique. Hi, Vanjie.
-[both] Hi, Ru.

Do you know what your character is?

I'm gonna be Theater Cat.
So, I wanna be, like, over dramatic,

a little bit delusional,
I think that I'm the prettiest.

No, she's delusional.

Are you going to do
your Vietnamese accent again?

Not this challenge.
I know that you love it,

-but I'm not gonna do it this challenge.
-Is she allowed to?

[laughing]

-'Cause I might have the bitch do it.
-[laughing]

-It's been working.
-Well, we've seen it a lot.

You're Theater Cat and you're, what cat?

-Alley Cat.
-Oh, Alley Cat.

She's street smart, like,
she done been through a lot of hardship,

that type of thing.

Yeah, now listen,
everyone knows that you're very funny,

but can you be funny
in a structured scene?

[Vanjie]
That's what I was telling her,

that I want to make sure
that I don't just go

from the moment the cops arrive,
from, you know, at ten.

-It needs to be like a--
-A gradual build.

-That's the word, gradual.
-Yeah.

I can't help the fact
that I go into things at a ten.

You know, I'm just happy to be here.

And my personality is what got me here,

I'm just trying to figure out how to,
you know, organize it.

I didn't... uh...

I wanna see that you can harness
the Vanjie and be able to do it on cue.

And you, too. You know,
you need to come out of your shell.

Let it go,
this is where you do it.

OK.

No holding back,
you have a tall order.

I ain't gonna lie,
I am worried that Miss Plastique

is not gonna be able to deliver
because this is not her strength.

No tee, we already know this,

and I gotta anchor
possibly might pull me down.

-All right, I'll see you out there.
--Yeah.

-Thank you so much.
-We're gonna make you proud.

Thank you, Ru.

-Hi, A'Keria. Hi, Yvie.
-Hey.

Little lonely in there, Ru.

Yvie and A'Keria,
that sounds like a sitcom already.

-I mean, we're ready.
-You know, you have a lot to prove

after that Whoopie Goldberg
in Snatch Game.

Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.

Failure is an opportunity to learn,
what do you think the failure was?

The failure for me was,
I was really trying to be

super calculated, I was, like,

in my head trying to think about
what Whoopie would say,

and also, like,
if this is Whoopie and like,

am I saying enough.
I was attacking myself.

-It just wasn't any fun.
-I wasn't having fun at all.

Yeah.

I'm a little bit frazzled,
'cause I just did really poorly

acting as someone else,
but I just have to, like,

dust off that bad juju
and show the judges I'm not a fluke.

And A'Keria you've seen
those things on the interweb

where people are talkin' 'bout,
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"

-Uh-huh.
-"Excuse my beauty" and all that--

"Hide your kids, hid your wife."

-All that good stuff.
-That's right.

How are you gonna come up
with these moments?

When you're having fun,

when you know whatever
your base of your story is,

and you can have fun from that point,
it just flow on out.

[Brook Lynn] I'm nervous for A'Keria,
'cause I don't feel like A'Keria

ever gives the energy...
like... pah!

Balls to the walls.

I'm looking for opening up,
saying yes to everything.

-Yes.
-And be funny for crying out loud.

[laughing]

All right, can't wait
to see you out there.

-Thank you, Ru.
-All right, thank you.

-Hi, Nina. Hi, Brooke Lynn.
-[both] Hi, Ru.

So, now, Brooke Lynn,
another improv storyline, are you scared?

Yes, I am, but I'm gonna have a good time.

OK, I heard you say that when
you were gonna do Celine Dion, too.

Did you have a good time
with Celine Dion?

-I had so much fun, didn't you?
-[laughing] No...

-I didn't.
-[laughing]

Well, I picked a great partner.
Nina is great at improv,

and she can kinda help guide me
and give me pointers

on how I can make this better for myself.

Now, you pairing the other girls up,
was there any shade going on there?

I kinda tried to match up personalities.

Like, someone
who had a bigger personality

with someone who had
not as much of a personality

so they can kind of work together.

Girl, are you trying to say
I don't have personality?

Celine Dion?

With your dance background,
how can you incorporate

what you know about dance

and what you've learned from dance,
into this character?

Well, we've talked before about getting,
finding a rhythm with the character.

So, I'm actually gonna
incorporate movement.

A lot of, kind of...

Well, I mean,
that's the kind of thinking

that all of you girls
should be thinking about.

Like, how do I take what I do

and make it work
for what the challenge is.

And, you're talking about you
with no personality?

-You better find one.
-Yeah.

And you, bitch, you've been at this for,
since after the Civil War?

-Yes, Mama.
-Something like that?

[laughing]
Yeah.

More, more, gimme more, gimme more.
What did Britney Spears say?

-Gimme, gimmie, gimmie more.
-That's right, I want more, I want more.

I will see you out there.

And y'all,
and the po-po gonna be after your ass.

-[laughing]
-[Nina] Thank you.

-All right.
-Thank you, Ru.

All right, ladies, gather 'round.

Now, in a few moments,
you'll be improving

with two of LADP's finest.

The hilarious Fortune Feimster.

[all cheering]

Oh!

And the arrestingly
handsome Cheyenne Jackson.

[all exclaiming]

Handcuff me to that!

Now, good luck,
and don't furck it erp.

-Bye.
-[all] Bye.

[narrator]
LADP is filmed on location

with the men and women
of law enforcement.

All suspects are innocent
until proven guilty in a court of law.

[Fortune] Now, Officer Jackson,
I know that you have not been

on the beat very long, so,
we might run into some scoundrels.

-I'll just take your lead.
-Yeah, you follow my lead.

If anyone starts running,
you chase them.

OK.

And I will be on the walkie
if you need me.

[siren blaring]

[RuPaul]
911, what's your she-mergency?

[voice squeaking over headset]

Back alley butt pads?
How much did you pay?

That's crazy, my cousin Tanisha,
will get you that shit for half price.

One Madam 12,
we got a 169 at the corner

of Stacey Lane
and Back Roads Boulevard.

-OK.
-Showtime.

[siren blaring]

Hip pads, come on over
to my truck, baby.

How you doin', girl,
I know you want something up here.

Come get these good ol' hip pads.

Oh, I got a new customer comin'.

Yeah, oh, I'm 'bout to get some
of that government money today.

-Good evening, ma'am.
-How you doin'?

-We received a complaint about some...
-A complaint?

About some bogus butt pads.
Can you tell me anything about that?

You look like you need some hip pads.
Turn around, let me see.

Oh, I don't have a lot.

Oh, you white, honey,
I got this just for you.

[laughing]

Can you explain to me
what these are here?

-You got a wife?
-I do.

You want your wife
to look like Beyoncé?

Uh, sure.

-Kim Kardashian?
-Yes.

Now, if you want Kim Kardashian,
she got an extra filling,

you gotta put that in with it.

Ma'am, are these legal?

Honey, you been working all day,

I'm gonna give you
a nice piece of hot chicken.

-Oh.
-You like chicken, don't you?

I can tell your type.

I do like chicken,
but that's beside the point.

Officers, officers, this is the woman
that I been tellin' about.

This is the one that called.
She done sold me these busted hip pads.

I'm trying to get my groove back,

I'm a widow,
and she gave me these hip pads.

-Child, listen, I was with my young man...
-That's not--

And he...
a chicken fell outta my hip pad.

Oh!

You know, I think we're gonna
have to search her.

OK, I'd like you to bend over.

[Fortune]
Did you just come from church?

I did, well, I was--

She didn't come from church,
she's a ho.

I... You gotta take me out on a date
before you do this, honey.

I'm gonna be patting you down.
OK, there's something...

Ooh, be careful what's under there.

[breathing heavily]

See, that's what she put in there.

-Ma'am, does this iron belong to you?
-No, it belongs to the Holiday Inn.

[laughing]

-OK, is this, uh...
[groans] I'm gonna...

That's for finger lickin'
not booty stuffin'.

-Oh, you got that one?
-No, officer, don't...

-Oh.
-Yeah, she did that.

Hey... it's warm.

You need to give me
this $20 I been asking for.

Bitch, if you keep talkin' to me crazy,

I'm gonna have to whoop
your motherfucking ass.

What?
Give me my money, bitch.

[screaming]

If you don't give me this money,
today, I swear--

[screaming]

What are they doing to me?

Get it, get it.

Ma'am, ma'am.

No, no, no, no, no, OK.

[screaming]

I'm gonna need some help here, officer,
whenever you're done with your chicken.

I got a 911 on a 69-344.

Ooh, it's for sale.

[A'Keria] Shuga could be in trouble,

I think the chicken
had more air time than Shuga did.

[screaming]

I don't get paid enough for this.

[camera shutter clicking]

911, what's your she-mergency?

[voice squeaking over headset]

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Did you say naked or neked?

One Madam 12, head over
to the Tuckahoe Trailer Park.

Suspect is naked and dangerous.

I don't know about you,

but I like spending a little
naked time in my own back yard.

I'm naked right now, under my uniform.

[siren blaring]

I don't even wanna look.
Oh, God.

[Brooke Lynn]
Good morning, officers.

Ma'am, we've received a complaint
about public nudity.

I am living my life,
there's nothing wrong with nudity.

I'm not ashamed of my body,
are you ashamed of my body?

-I definitely am ashamed.
-I'm gonna need to see some kind of ID.

Let me check if I put some down here.

Would you hold this for a second?

-Oh, OK, wow.
-Is it...?

-Can you see it, is it in there?
-I see something.

-Wow.
-[laughing]

-What's your name, ma'am?
-Starfire Glamazon.

Starfire Glamazon.

-Yeah. You are a robust woman--
-I need to see your eyes, ma'am.

-My eyes?
-Yes.

Are you trying to connect with me?

-Do you make a habit of being naked?
-Absolutely.

[Fortune] And, why?

Why, because I'm here to
express my body and feel it.

-You see that?
-I did, I saw that.

-That leg can go up and higher.
-I saw that.

-Are you a dancer?
-I teach interpretive dance

down at the community center.

I'm sittin' in the trailer,
waiting for my cue word.

Is that a A cup?

Ooh, you smell good,
you smell like my dad.

She's not giving me the cue.

Well, girl, this scene is not Brooke Lynn
and Cheyenne and Fortune,

so, I'm, like, fuck it,
I have to come out.

Well, it is high time you have arrived.

[Cheyenne]
So, uh, what's the problem?

What's the problem?

This lady is in my yard
naked as a jaybird for the world to see!

[Fortune]
Oh, wait, this is your yard?

This is my green turf.

Oh, I thought that
this was your residence.

-I live right next door.
-This is Darlene's yard.

OK, so, what is
y'all's relationship?

We've been neighbors
for two years now.

Two very long years,
ma'am, please don't touch me.

She's a very lonely woman.

My husband happens
to travel for business.

Why are you so repressed?

I'm not so repressed, ma'am.

I wanna know if that is alcohol?

Oh, I don't drink,
I am a level four vegan.

What is a level four vegan?

I eat nothing that casts a shadow,
and I only eat things raw.

But, ma'am you called us,
so what seems to be the problem?

Well, we can start with
her baby feeders being out

in the middle of God's green earth!

-Look at them, touch them, touch them.
-Listen, I'll--

-How does that make you feel?
-Confused.

I don't know how I got in on this.
Officer Jackson?

Please remove my hand
from your breasts, ma'am.

-No, you need--
-This is the problem, officer.

[Shuga]
So, Nina's hilarious, no surprise,

but the gagger
for this whole thing is Brooke Lynn.

Oh, you feel so good.

She's so crazy.
She's, actually, really funny.

It's time for me to do some yoga.

Could you just stand there
for a second please, ma'am?

I called you to resolve this situation,
what kind of help are you?

I need to relax,
my energy is very tense right now!

Your what?
We cannot have this here--

This is a body, and it is beautiful.

Holy Moses,
that is a parting of the Red Sea!

This is my lady garden
and I am not ashamed.

I call her Paula
and I keep her hidden!

-[Brooke Lynn] Someone's ashamed, huh?
-[Nina] Get your hands off of--

-You need to let it go.
-Oh, my Lord!

I feel like
we've got it under control.

I think they're about to make love.

Pedro will be very upset.

-Ma'am, get off the car.
-Ma'am.

You're about to be
my government property.

[handcuffs locking]

Officer Green, sir,
I'm gonna need some help here.

-Oh, OK.
-Right here, dive in.

-Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
-Oh, God!

Don't you feel so free?

[camera shutter clicking]

[RuPaul]
Ah, hello, what's your she-mergency?

-[voice squeaking over phone]
-Yes, ma'am, I do speak cat fluently.

[meowing]

[hissing]

One Madam 12 and a half,
cat fight in front of Kitty Liquors.

Cats, I'm deathly allergic to cats.

[siren blaring]

[screeching]

Kitties, come on,
break it up, please. Break it up.

OK, good.

-Oh, God, OK.
-Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to get down.

Miss Plastique went to the cop
and started humping him,

and I told her only do that
when you go blank,

so she musta went blank the first second.

Explain to me what's happening here,
what's happening?

Officer--

Why you only talkin' to her,
you judging me?

-'Cause I'm from the street?
-Hey, quiet down.

-What's up? Where your taser at, mama?
-Oh, no.

-Bitch.
-OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

[screeching]

One kitty at a time here.
Your side of the story, go.

I came to get my milk
'cause this bitch done slept with my man.

-You got milk...
-Yeah.

-'Cause she slept...
-She slept with my man.

I came to get the milk from her.

What's your side of the story, ma'am?

-I was on my way to--
-She's lying, she's lying.

All right, ma'am...
you had your side.

I was gonna be Grizabella
in the local production of Cats,

-and this bitch right here--
-Cats, where's that at, where?

-She threw the milk at me.
-You do Broadway?

-She snatched my milk from me.
-OK.

I'm so confused.
I think they're fighting over milk?

I don't know.

Why you slept with my man, ho?

[screeching]

What the fuck is happening?

[scoffs]

[screeching]

You know the rows were cohesive.

Ladies, we're gonna do a sobriety test.

[screeching]

Broadway Kitty,
I want two counts of eight, ready?

Broadway Kitty, yeah, right,
that bitch is lying.

Five, six, seven, eight,
pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée.

Uh, uh, uh, and time, step and go.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée...

[chanting tune]

That ain't Broadway!
See, the bitch is lying!

That cat got alopecia,
she sick, she need to be put down.

She wishes she could dance
as much as me, bitch.

-[stuttering]
-Oh, oh, oh.

Ma'am...

Yeah, I could go get a sugar daddy
if I wanna get a sugar daddy!

-Don't do it, that's gross.
-OK.

I swear to God, this is like herding cats.

[yells]

-Yeah, arrest her, thank you, yeah.
-Don't you do that, Cheyenne.

Yeah, look, she's fake,
now she got a Asian accent.

Girl...

When all else fails... go Asian.

-Follow this.
-Meow.

I know how to handle my pussies.

[Cheyenne] Cat's outta the bag!

-Cat's outta the bag!
-Cat's outta the bag.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

That bitch is getting arrested.

Let's just call animal services
and get outta here.

[camera shutter clicking]

[RuPaul]
What's your she-mergency?

[voice squeaking over phone]

Uh-huh. If you don't mind me asking,
how are the tips over there?

[voice squeaking over phone]

Ooh, damn, girl!

I need to consider me
a new line of work.

All officers,
reports of two twerking girls

fighting near the Big Freda Parkway.

-Wait, two working girls?
-No, two twerking girls.

They're performers.

They are indeed, my friend.
They are indeed.

[siren blaring]

Now, young bitch, I done told you,

next time I see you I was gonna
slap you one good time.

Slap me for what, bitch, I don't even--

[groans]

[A'Keria]
I done told ya.

[yelling indistinct]

[yelps]

Oh, now I'm an old bitch,
but I can get with ya.

[muttering indistinct]

-Ladies...
-You wanna back it up, ladies?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Back it up, now.

Listen, officer,
I don't mean to be rude to ya,

but this is my corner,

-this is my corner for over 35 years.
-OK.

I've twerked my ass
from that end to that end.

-OK.
-I told this box bill bitch

not to come back over here no more.
I just want her to leave, officer.

Do you guys know each other?

I never met her
in my whole booty shaking life.

-I just got back from the Twerkus, girl.
-Oh, my back.

From Barnum and Booty Shakum's.

I dropped it low around the world.

These young hoes don't know
none of the history

on what it is to be a street twerker.

I got a YouTube channel,
with lots of followers.

There's only one way to settle this,

we're gonna have to
see you in action here.

I'm gonna have to get something
to prop myself up.

But I can still get down
with the get down.

[back cracking]
Oh, oh, my back, hold on.

[laughing]

I paid good money for it.
You gonna slap it, today.

-Ma'am. Ma'am! Ma'am.
-You gonna... You gonna slap it today.

Slap it today.

[laughing]

Let me ask you something.
Have you ever thought about retiring?

I didn't want to sit on this corner
and twerk my whole life.

-I threw my back out seven times.
-I get it.

But I have to keep these fillers
in my face correct.

I tried to join the Twerkus since 1987.

Do you see how many times
I filled out applications?

-Yeah.
-They never accepted me.

-[sobbing]
-I met some man named Marky Mark,

-he gave me an audition.
-Marky... are you kidding me?

Well, do I look like I kid to you, baby?

-Wait, do you have--
-Do you know Marky Mark, or something?

You sleeping with him, too?

My dad, Mr. Wahlberg, told me that
he used to be a rapper, and his...

-Marky Mark.
-His name is Mark and--

-[wailing]
-[sobbing]

Wow.

[A'Keria] Oh, it's my baby!

-Can we twerk this out, Mom?
-Oh, it's my baby!

Can we twerk this out, Mom?

It's my baby.

-Officers, this is my child.
-It's your mom!

I gave her up years ago.

This is beautiful,
but you're both under arrest,

unfortunately, so I need you
to gather up your things.

-[Fortune] Listen, twerking is illegal!
-Oh, no, no, no, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

Twerking is a blessing!
Twerking is a blessing, baby!

Mama, when we get into the block,
we're gonna have to start a twerk team.

-No, ma'am.
-Twerk team!

I'm trying to get...
Damn, my back went out again.

Godammit, where's my cane?

Can I just get a snack, my sugar low.

[mutters]

OK, OK, yeah,
we're gonna need some back up.

-You got to catch me!
-We have a twerker on the loose.

-She doesn't need that cane.
-Oh, yeah, they coming'!

I am having a blast.

As a pageant girl I have to be poised

and so graceful and, girl...
Girl, I can't even fart.

But all of the sudden, today,
something has come over me

and I allowed myself to be free
with a splash of foolishness.

[Fortune] Hey, sit down,
you cannot twerk and drive.

[Yvie] Twerk team!

[camera shutter clicking]

-[A'Keria] Give it to me, baby.
-Yeah.

-No swimsuit this time.
-And... pose.

Today is runway day
and the runway theme is face-kini.

It's based off of RuPaul's iconic look.

You just have to serve
as much face as you can

with only showing your eyes and lips.
[laughing]

After yesterday,
there's a lot of nervous energy,

'cause we don't know
if we're being judged

as groups or as individuals.

So, I don't think anybody
really truly feels safe.

Except for, probably, Silky.

'Cause she always thinks she's safe.
[laughs]

Nin', how you feeling?

I think this is gonna be
a tough elimination week.

There's four groups, which means
the percentage is one out of four

is gonna be in the bottom.

Of course, Nina's over analyzing
everything, as she does.

I love her, but everything is, like,

"So, I think we're... I think we're...
I think we're gonna be OK.

Do you think we're gonna be OK?"

-I hope that we did our job, you know?
-Yeah. I know I gave it my all.

And I had a lot of fun,
and I feel like I really let go

and like, got into it.

Yeah.

An actor Brooke Lynn is not,

but I switched roles with her
so she would feel more comfortable.

In the scene, I didn't get my cue line
and it kinda threw me off my game.

It feels like I was tossed to the wayside

the second there was
a glimmer of success in the window.

I might get sued
for inappropriate touching. [laughing]

[Nina] I'm not sure
what's going on with Brooke Lynn.

It sounds like I'm being bitter, I'm not.

I really wanna be clear,
I'm not trying to take away from her,

but I'm hoping it's not intentional.

Oh, my God.

[grunting]

[Shuga] Go on, Silky.

So, we're all getting ready,

some of us are painting a full face,
some of us just a little eye and lip,

and I'm noticing Silky hadn't even started
to paint her face.

-Silky. Silky!
-[Silky] What?

Why you not putting on makeup?

I don't need to do nothing
but a lip today.

Oh, OK.

[Shuga]
You at least gotta put something on that.

You have to lip sync, girl,

you can't be hiding behind
the mask, Valentina.

[Silky]
I'm doing a ten minute mug today.

Did you finish your costume?

Let me do that.

[laughing]

[Silky]
Bitch, it's a face-kini challenge.

My whole face is covered up.

And besides, no shade,

I don't think I'm lip syncing for my life
tonight because of my performance.

[Yvie] Girl, we all look like we're up
in here about to rob a bank.

["Covergirl" by RuPaul plays]

♪ Covergirl
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe
let your whole body talk ♪

[clapping and cheering]

♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage, freeze sucka.

[gasping]
Is this some kind of a bust?

-I'll say!
-[laughing]

Cheyenne Jackson, now, did any
of my girls try to cop a plea?

One-hundred percent of them
tried to cop a feel.

[laughing]

And I liked it.

Hey, Fortune Feimster.
Now, have you recovered from yesterday?

Girl, I am sittin' on a heatin' pad.

[laughing]

And from Russian Doll,
Natasha Lyonne.

Now, are you ready to
serve some time with my girls?

Guilty as charged.

[laughing]

This week we challenged our queens
to get busted on the reality TV show LADP.

-[laughing]
-And tonight, category is:

face-kini fantasy.

[laughing]

Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.

[RuPaul] First up,
Reverend Doctor Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Michelle, I think this is a raid.

[laughing]

[Silky] I am wearing
a sleek and chic leather sportswear

with a beautiful black face-kini.

This look is simple and elegant
just to show off this beautiful mess

that I've rhinestoned and feathered.

[Fortune]
Something's buggin' me about her outfit.

[Michelle]
When the lights come on she scatters.

[laughing]

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Fortune] My Fair Skin Lady.

[Michelle] My foreskin lady?!

[laughing]

[Shuga] My concept is based off
of a Victorian silhouette.

It's very My Fair Lady slash Oklahoma.

I'm feeling like the cover
of vintage Vogue.

[Fortune]
I have that wallpaper in my bathroom.

[RuPaul]
You know, everything looks better

through rose-colored fabric.

[Michelle] Yes!

[laughing]

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Natasha] That is a horse
I would like to ride.

[Fortune]
Trojan, for your pleasure.

[laughing]

[Brooke Lynn]
I'm a steampunk fantasy.

I'm wearing this gorgeous
hand-constructed wire zebra mask,

and I feel like
a powerful warrior goddess.

[RuPaul]
Why the long face-kini, Brooke Lynn?

[laughing]

[RuPaul]
Nina West. Oh, my gosh, so gorgeous.

[Michelle] Her nickname is dot,
her favorite dance is the polka.

[laughing]

[Nina] My runway look is inspired
by the legendary Leigh Bowery

and also there's a nod
to Clockwork Orange,

and maybe a little bit of Mr. Peanut...
[laughing] with my mustache.

I love, love, love my face-kini.

[laughing]

[RuPaul]
This look really suits her.

[laughing]

[RuPaul]
Vanjie. Oh, she's drop dead full gorgeous.

[Vanjie]
I'm robbin' the sex store

and I'm hitting the corner,
I'm looking good.

I'm feeling snake skin,
dominatrix, sex toy doll.

And I'm feeling my fantasy.

[Fortune]
Rapunzel, throw down your hair.

[laughing]

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Cheyenne]
Why's it gotta be black, licorice.

[Plastique] This look is definitely
a lot more edgy

than what I usually serve on the runway.

More sex, more fetish.

I'm living my fullest
American Horror Story fantasy.

[Fortune]
Her mask looks like her face.

[RuPaul]
It's more of a face thong.

[Natasha] They only wear this
on the hottest beaches in Brazil.

[laughing]

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Natasha]
Send me the name of your surgeon.

[A'Keria]
I'm fresh off that table, baby.

Nipped, tucked, pumped, and plumped.

I got these lips bigger,
these cheek bones filled,

these hips, this ass, I got no waistline.

All booty and breasts.
And I even got my knees took in.

[Natasha] If you're going in,
you may as well get it all done.

[RuPaul]
Somebody call her a Lyft.

[laughing]

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

This is not the Nickelodeon channel.

[Yvie] Tonight, I'm a slime monster
from the sexy black lagoon.

It's definitely leaning towards,
like, a club kid feel.

I have these sex toy lips that you're
supposed to stick in your mouth

to keep you from giving
too much teeth.

Instead, I show nothing but teeth

because I love
a good ol' fashion grin.

[RuPaul] I'm pretty sure
she's a bottom feeder.

[laughing]

Welcome, ladies,
this week you performed as pairs.

But, tonight,
you'll be judged individually.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Yvie Oddly.
Nina West.

Ladies... you are safe.

-Thank you.
-You may leave the stage.

Ladies, now it's time
to face the nation...

starting with the Reverend Doctor
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

In the challenge
you were really extraordinary.

You almost hit this
Mike Leigh level of rawness.

You were just so immediately believable

as somebody who was
going to be arrested.

You are so funny.

With comedy, you are just somebody that
has it and people want to watch you.

As far as being a scene partner,

there were times
that I couldn't hear Shuga.

Bitch, if you keep talking...

[Fortune] There were times
that I wanted the focus

to be on her for a minute,
and then we'll come back to you.

But there wasn't much give and take there.

Tonight on the runway,
I do think that the idea is fun.

The roach with the--
you're a roach, correct?

-A fly.
-A fly with no wings, is a roach.

I also thought maybe roach, too.

Are you wearing any paint,
under that face-kini?

-A little bit.
-What, just a lip?

Like, lips, yes. Because my eyes
wasn't seen when I put it on.

Well, I feel like you could've.

'Cause it's a drag show,
so we want to see

part of what you are under,
and I feel like that's a cop out.

Up next, Shuga Cain.

I love what you're wearing on the runway.

I think this is great,
it's like a Mary Poppins acid trip.

[laughing]

I see your beautiful, kind of,
rose-colored paint through it,

with the sparkles on your eyes.

-This is very pretty and very finished.
-Thank you.

But... that was tough, that one.

You had to do that scene
with this crazy pad sales woman.

And I saw you trying to be present.

But I think what was missing is,
I felt like,

-Shuga was being Shuga.
-I need to get my groove back.

And I wanted you
to be more of this church woman.

Building that character in advance

would have helped get
a little bit more leg room.

-Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
-Hello.

You were really great in this improv

and when you said level four vegan,
was a really great line.

-And, I've never seen a tuck that close.
-Are you sure?

[laughing]

You were able to use your body
and I think for once you let go.

I sure did.
[laughs]

So, all those things you say
you can't do in the past,

-you just showed us that you could.
-Thank you.

-Nina was awesome, too, with you.
-Yeah, she was. [laughs]

I couldn't have done it without her.

And your look is amazing,
you're like a glittery zebra horse.

Your face paint
is fully tied in with it.

We can see that, we can see your paint,
we can see the details.

That's what I, in particular, look for.

Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Very nice to see
something else on Vanjie.

I'm getting, kind of, Mexican wrestler.

Just as long as you don't
say the S-word, silhouette.

But I'm gonna have to say silhouette.

Because you're wearing a pair of pants
that have a stirrup.

Who that is?

OK, that's the little strap
that goes under your foot.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-You got one of those, right?
-Yeah.

'Cause they make your leg go tubular.

So, instead of having shape in your leg
it looks like two tubes,

like the blow up people
outside of a car dealership.

Right, that.

But, also, part of the silhouette
could have been a little bit of a boob.

You're padding in your hips
so to balance it out,

in something like that,
silhouette, it will help.

It didn't occurred to me
that there were no boobs involved.

You're like a very sexy robot.

Very sexy sort of a robot, nightclub,

that I would love to go to
and the Hallah braid,

latex waving in the wind.
I think you look great.

In the improv you started, like,
so pissed and so on ten,

there was nowhere to go.

Also, it was really hard to hear.

[screeching]

Cops wise, you nailed it,
but it's also an acting scene.

And there was no way
for anyone to get in there.

With both of you,
it was a bit of a free-for-all.

Up next, Plastique Tiara.

Tonight on the runway,
you always look so pretty.

But, I can't tell you how much
I wish it was an actual latex face-kini.

Because it's not the full face-kini

that I'm getting all the way around
which was the challenge.

In the improv,
when I gave you the sobriety test,

and I gave you that silly count
and you actually did it,

but then added, like,
a cooter slam, it was awesome.

-Can you say that?
-I hope so. I wanna say it, cooter slam.

That is what improv is and I wish
that there was more of that.

And I found it interesting
that when you had nowhere left to go

you ended up back in the Asian accent.

-Don't you do that!
-I didn't even know I was doing it.

-Honestly, that's like, my real voice.
-Well, no, this is your real voice.

No, like, I didn't even notice
I was doing it.

Well, it happened, again,
and I don't want you to fall on a crutch,

because I feel like you're more than
just being an Asian stereotype.

-Yeah.
-Asian pride and Asian stereotypes

are two different things. Right?
We want you to stay in Asian pride.

Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.

Well, A'Keria,
you were not afraid to get ugly.

You wore that Hilary Clinton wig,
and you had me laughing.

Working with you was one of
the highlights for me, yesterday.

You really seemed to know
who this person was.

There was just a lot of confidence
and a lot of calm about you.

Fortune gave you a couple of
these great funny things

and you took it, listened,
and ran with it,

and that is what is the whole deal.

And you always had new bits happening.

You were even twerking
when he tried to cuff you.

I even remember crying and twerking.

[wailing]

[laughing]

And this uni-kini is fantastic,
and I know,

a few times we've done the plastic surgery
storyline on this runway,

but this is a new interpretation.

It's almost marked off
like cows are for beef.

Mmm...

-Am I makin' ya hungry?
-Yeah.

Since I've been here, I was afraid
to lose that poised elegant A'Keria,

but I finally realized, you know,
that's the best part of it...

-Yeah.
-Like, actually having fun.

-Well, thank you, A'Keria.
-Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage
the judges and I will deliberate.

All right, just between us
squirrel friends, what do ya think?

The Reverend Doctor
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

I loved Silky,
she was so great in her improv.

-Really funny, a really good actress.
-She was really committed.

I physically could not
get her into the car.

I wasn't acting, I literally could not
get this bitch in the car.

-That's why I just sat on her.
-Yeah, no, I couldn't do it.

Yeah, she was the one who most,

I wanted to see a sitcom
based around her life.

As far as her look,
it was less of a face-kini

and more of a ski mask.

I could tell the minute she walked out
that there's no paint under there.

And she should at least have an outfit
that looks presentable, and elevated,

and this was kinda basic, you guys.

[RuPaul] Shuga.

Her look was one of my favorites.

I would have never thought of
a face-kini with a period gown.

It looked really uncomfortable,
which always is a sign that it looks good.

[RuPaul] Yes.

As far as the scene, she sort of
suffered from just, being unmemorable.

That's just what happens
when you go up against

a juggernaut like the Reverend.

But really she tried to bring it
and she just fell flat.

Her story didn't make sense to me,
she was the Reverend's wife, who died,

but she had a young lover,
and she was coming on to the cop?

I really couldn't follow it.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

On the runway,
there was a real show-stopping moment.

Listen, I'm never gonna say
that Brooke Lynn Hytes

is the best actress
out of all these queens,

but what I can say,
is she delivered

unlike she's ever delivered before
in this type of challenge.

This is a body, and it is beautiful!

And it wasn't just the physical comedy,

she was thinking
of really funny shit to say,

and that's what it was about.

[RuPaul]
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Tonight on the runway she changed it.

I was really happy
that she didn't come out in a bodysuit,

however, the shape was a little off.

[Natasha] I feel like there's
something kind of cool

about that it wasn't
a perfect blow up doll.

Like, where the future is headed

with actual blow up sex robots
and everything, maybe?

-You're obsessed with sex robots.
-Thank you for following me on Twitter.

Maybe it's hipper, somehow, in the future
to not have a great, you know,

big boobs and a big ass.
Maybe it's a wrap on all that

we're moving on, who knows?

Um, acting challenge.
Yeah, that was a challenge.

It's really just, it was all the same.

Why you slept with my man?

[Natasha] It started so strong,
I mean, I was like,

what a saucy little minx,
and then it just went nowhere.

But, there's a great deal of spunk there.

The thing is,
why people really love her,

but she's gotta learn
how to harness that energy

and that charisma, so that it works
in a professional situation.

Plastique Tiara.

If she had really gone full face-kini
it would have been awesome.

Also, and I don't know if you felt this,
in the challenge,

I could tell she just felt
very out of her league

and really outside of her comfort zone.

She was so afraid,
and you could feel it in her body.

You could feel it,
she was clinging to my leg.

Yeah, maybe fell the most flat for me,
out of everybody that I saw,

the least dynamic, sort of, change.

When you do open mic the first time,

you sort of rush through it
because you're so scared

and you almost don't want to be there.
That's the sense I got.

At one point I couldn't wait for
the scene to be over.

Let's move on down to
the biggest surprise of the night,

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Yes, we've seen the storyline before.

No, we haven't seen it done like that,

including a face-kini
with sequins and rhinestones.

I hope to look like that
by the end of next year.

-Oh, no, I truly believe you will.
-Thank you.

Absolutely, in fact,
I love that she's having fun

with the whole
plastic surgery storyline,

because she makes no secret over the fact
that she's been touched by an angel.

And, I think that A'Keria
should change her name

to Clit Eastwood
because she made my day.

[laughing]

She was joyous to watch.
Everything she committed to paid off,

but I also was genuinely relieved
to see her reunited with her daughter

because she had taken me on that ride.

[laughing]
Yes!

If Brooke Lynn is most improved,
then A'Keria is best actress tonight.

[Cheyenne] It was genius.

I'm hearing we've got
the Marla Gibbs of drag on stage.

[laughing]
Mean!

Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my jail birds.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache...

-you're safe.
-Thank you.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Girl, this week, you twerked your way
up into the top.

Con-drag-ulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Thank you.

You've won two tickets
to Cirque Du Soleil's

sexy adult cabaret, Zumanity.

Plus, airfare and deluxe
Las Vegas accommodations.

You may join the other girls.

[cheering]

Whoo, twerked my way to the top.

Brooke Lynn Hytes... you're safe.

Thank you, very much.

Shuga, this week you did not
take us to church.

Vanjie, your alley cat...
fell flat.

Plastique, one word...
meouch.

Shuga Cain...

you are safe.

[whispers]
Oh, shit...

You may join the other girls.

Vanjie, Plastique, I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

[Vanjie] At this point,
most of my frustration is with myself.

Ooh, I'm about to start crying already.

I'm just frustrated
because I wanna do good.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for... your... life!

I'm not going home.
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

Good luck...
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ So let me tell ya
'bout a playa I know ♪

♪ Six foot four ♪

♪ Two twenty-five ♪

♪ He's all the way live ♪

♪ See, where I come from ♪

♪ We like 'em like that ♪

♪ He don't talk smack ♪

♪ He just twist caps off ♪

♪ See, that's the only
kinda dude I'm demandin' ♪

♪ And let the girl like me understand it ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Wife beaters and jeans ♪

♪ Always in the trap ♪

♪ And he looks so mean ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Go' on head, pretty... ♪

♪ We don't like them there ♪

♪ Need somethin' mo' realer ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ He knows how to treat a lady ♪

♪ But he won't let you get too rowdy ♪

♪ He stands up for himself ♪

♪ That's what I like most about him ♪

♪ He's all I see and all I need ♪

♪ And all that I want ♪

♪ And all that I'm used to ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Wife beaters and jeans ♪

♪ Always in the trap ♪

♪ And he looks so mean ♪

♪ That's how I like it ♪

♪ Go' on head, pretty... ♪

♪ We don't like them there ♪

♪ Need somethin' mo' realer ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Hot boys, rock boys ♪

♪ Street boys, B-boys ♪

♪ Man, I love them boys ♪

-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Shorty wanna rock with you ♪

♪ Shorty wanna rock with you ♪

♪ Wanna bop with you ♪

[laughing]

[cheering]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Vanjie, shantay you stay.

-You may join the other girls.
-Thank you.

Plastique Tiara, you, my dear,
are the real thing.

Now, sashay away.

I've grown so much
from my time being here,

and you've shown me how to be myself...

and for that I thank you.

[Shuga] We love you, girl.

I would love to make it to the end
but I'm proud of myself.

For every little Asian kid
who thinks they're different

I hope they can see my story and relate,

and I really hope
my family accepts me for me.

No regrets.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

[all] Amen!

All right, now let the music play.

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

[RuPaul] Next time on
RuPaul's Drag Race.

You'll be performing
your very own magic show.

[cheering]

[screaming]

Wow!

[cheering]

Bibbidi, bobbidi, bra!

It was really, really epic.

Baby, you're a star.

You need to give us more
or else it's done.

I feel like somebody
gonna disappear tonight.

Abra cadabra, bitch!

♪ To, to, to, to, to, to, to
to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon, to the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon, to the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon, to the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪