RuPaul's Drag Race (2009–…): Season 11, Episode 4 - Trump: The Rusical - full transcript

[RuPaul] Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race:

You'll be starring in two
she-vangelical talk shows.

-I love Britney Spears.
-Testify sister.

We are here in the name of Mariah.

♪ For she is our hero ♪

♪ Oh, mother ♪

♪ Shantay you stay ♪

It's Britney Bitch Network,
you are the winning team.

-[gasping]
-[cheering]

And Nina West, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

For the first time
in Drag Race herstory...



all of you will be lip syncing
for your lives.

Shuga Cain, shantay, you stay.

Honey, sashay away.

Oh, my goodness.

I am gagged, y'all.

Bitch, tonight, shit just got real.

Ru ain't playing this season.

I just have no words.

Mother Ru has already
threw us a curve ball,

having six bitches
lip sync at one time.

Everything that you know about Drag Race
is thrown out the window.

I don't know about nobody else,
but tonight was definitely a gut punch.

I did not know if half of us
was gonna go home.

I thought at least two of us
were gonna be going home.



I shit you not,
when she started saying

all the names down the line...

[crying]
I really thought I was gonna go home.

I am so pissed that it took that

to really make me realize
how much I have to show.

-[Scarlet] Whoo, girl.
-We cannot let any moment go by without

bringing it super motherfucking hard
every single time.

It's like an actual push.

It's from Mama, saying, like,

"Don't fuck it up!
This is your last chance."

This shook the fear of goddess into me,

and I hope for the other girls' sakes,
that they feel the same.

Because nobody is safe here.

[Silky]
These six bottoms are shaking boots.

My only advice to the other hoes:
step your pussy up.

I know I'm about to step mine up,
and I ain't scared of none of you hoes.

Ho, you must go.
Ho, you must go.

Ho, you must go.

[RuPaul]
The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply of
Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

and a cash prize of $100,000!

With extra-special guest judges,
Tiffany Pollard and Joel McHale.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman win ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Good morn-ting!

Oh, shit.

It's a new day, same me.

It's amazing to have made it this far.

I am ready for more queens to go.

Hello, hello, hello!

[all cheering]

Come through with the V, girl.

Ladies, I have some very disturbing news.

There's been a leak.

[all gasp]

And it's coming from inside this studio!

[all gasp]

Soju's back?

[all laughing]

Shade.

I need you to get to the bottom
of this outrageous story.

So, for today's mini-challenge,

you'll be breaking news
in the look and style

of my favorite TV anchor...

Rachel Maddow.

[all cheering]

We're calling it,
Why You Maddow Tho?

[all laughing]

Oh, pit crew!

[cat-calling]

[Vanjie] We're 'bout to get wiggy with it!
Get wiggy with it!

[RuPaul] Ain't God good, girl?

Chile.

Now, using hair
provided by RockStar Wigs,

you've got 15 minutes
to get into quick drag.

Oh, but wait,
we've got some breaking news.

Good luck, you guys.

You're amazing,
I can tell from here.

Remember, when it comes to the blazer,
cheap, cheap, cheap.

Okurr?

[all laughing]

Just like Rachel,
you'll be breaking news live.

No rehearsal.

Ready, go!

That's a lot of man you gotta shave off.

[laughs]

I know.

You know, where I'm from,
we didn't have Rachel Maddow,

but we did have a goat.

[goat bleats]

You know, I own a goat.

And I love...
Goats are so cute.

[goat bleats]

Fainting goats are my favorite.

You look real sexy.

Don't you dare even
look at me right now.

[RuPaul] Time's up, ladies!

[news program music]

Thanks to you at home for joining us
this hour, I'm Rachel Maddow.

-I'm Rachel Maddow.
-I'm Rachel Maddow.

[Silky]
Oh, uh-uh honey.

Yes, it is one of those days.

We have in our...

Generations news tonight.

Ginormous.

What is the word?

Like, Latrice Royale big.

As in, "Good God, Girl..."

"Good Girl, Grip... Girl."

"Good God, Get a Grip Girl."

Sources from the Lace Front Academy
of Wigs, Waffles, and Weaves

have Ruvealed that
Supermodel of the World,

-RuPaul Andre Charles, yes...
-That RuPaul.

[clears throat]
Y'all didn't hear me.

Supermodel of the World...

Is at the center of an intention...

I'm sorry, international...

International money-laundering
ring named "Starrbooty."

Clues, mm.

Clues first began surfacing

in the wee hours of the
morning after Drag Con...

When RuPaul took to Twitter...

With the seemingly
non-suspicious twist...

Seemingly nonsensical tweet...

The fuck.

"Scamming money don't make mo..."

"Don't make no money
but freak money do."

No surprise there, right?

I mean, this is the same
one who begins correspondences

with, "She done already done had herses."

Well, not so fast.

Upon a closer examination...

Explasamination...

The self-proclaimed "marketing genius"
has apparently been directicating...

A soco... Hmm.

Socopocatico money-laundering network...

Network for years.
Use co...

-Here's the kicker.
-RuPaul's alleged "best friend..."

-"Best friend..."
-Michelle Visage is the mole.

Is a mule.

-Personally smuggingling...
-Snuggling...

Smuggling millions of dollars...

Leaving for the parking lot
leaving with breasts

that would make Colonel Sanders weep.

That would make Colonial Sanders...

-Colonial Sanders...
-Cologne-al.

Collen-el.

KFC!

Stay with us.

Stay with us.

Stay with us.

Oh, honey, I felt so dumb.

Y'all had me saying "Collen-el."

What the hell is "Collen-el?"

I love Rachel.

Finally, some good news, right ladies?

[all] Yes.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Scarlet Envy.

[all clapping]

You've won a $3,000 gift card
from The Diva's Jewels.

Ladies, the news today
sounds a lot like high school.

Gossip, bickering, backstabbing...

And that's just from today's
White House briefing, sis.

[all laughing]

Now, for this week's maxi-challenge,
you'll be putting a political twist

on my favorite
high school musical: Grease.

In the lip-sync extravaganza:
Trump: The Rusical.

[all cheering]

Now, each of you will be
playing an important woman

from Trump's inner circle.

Scarlet, you won the mini-challenge,

so you're in charge
of assigning the roles.

Ohh.

Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.

[all clapping]

Trump: The Rusical.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh!
This is a lot of paper.

Betsy DeVos would be very scared.

[laughing]

-I really wanna read it first.
-Yeah, I wanna hear it.

Let's listen to this,
hear it, here we go.

You just never know how
the cookie may crumble with that Scarlet.

I hope this lady
don't set me up, Lord.

Wow, OK.

Let's go ahead and assign some roles.
I'm taking Betsy DeVos.

Who feels confident in Shandy,
our innocent good girl?

She has a summer romance
with Donald in Moscow.

She is kind of like, the main character.

-I can be Shandy.
-You wanna be Shandy?

I can be.

Bitch, what?

There is nothing Mercedes can tell me

in my language,
her language, any language,

that's gonna sell me
the fact that she thinks

she can do the main role.

You got a lot of lines, girl.
She's in almost every scene.

Ariel, you'd also be
really good at Shandy, too.

-Just to throw that out there.
-Yeah, I think you'd make a cute Shandy.

You're just really bubbly,
and you're kind of a cartoon,

you know, it'll come across really well.

You don't want Shandy?

I don't know, I just feel like
I'd connect more with Ivanka.

I wanna see you as Shandy.

OK.

I feel bad for Ariel.

She has been casted as Diana Ross,
but really, she's Florence.

When has Florence ever won?

We have Omarosa, a brown-nosing
reality TV star from The Apprentice.

She worked for Trump
until she was fired.

-Let me be Omarosa.
-Are we typecasting this?

[all laughing]

[Ra'Jah] I'm super excited
with the role of Omarosa,

because I see a lot of myself in her.

Although she's seen as a bitch,

she most definitely owns
every room that she walks into.

I think we haven't got a Kellyanne, right?

Kellyanne Conway, tired blonde,
haggard press spokesperson for Trump.

[gasps]
You'd be a really sickening Kellyanne!

Yvie looks like the crypt-keeper,
so she had to be Kellyanne Conway.

Mercedes, so you're Trump's daughter,
you're Ivanka, OK?

I have no idea about
anything about Ivanka Trump.

God, this is bad, that I don't know
half of these people.

I should have done a lot of research
before I got here.

I didn't.

And then there's the teen angel,
which is Oprah.

-Oh, my God.
-Yes, Oprah!

I mean, I think that obviously...

-Oprah.
-Oprah, right?

-I think that's a given, yeah.
-I won't mind taking Shandy.

I think you should be Oprah, girl.

That is just so obvious.
Why do I have to be Oprah?

Like, I've kind of been in the back
this entire competition.

Like, I've always been typecast, like...

It's not typecast, it's fierce.

So, let's go ahead and make you Oprah.

That bitch still gave me Oprah.

Oprah has 40 seconds
in this entire role.

I want the main character.

I am Oprah.

After that six-way gang-bang last week,
if we don't slay this Rusical,

we could possibly be witnessing
a 12-way lip sync.

Stay tuned.

♪ Trump High's the worst ♪

♪ Just the worst ♪

This week's maxi-challenge
is a lip sync extravaganza.

Trump: The Rusical, honey.

This is so good, the future is female,
it's literally on my jacket.

[Nina]
This challenge is tough, right?

Because you have to
get into character,

and kind of find our acting ability.

I'm Sarah Huckabee Sanders,
I'm here to give you the briefings.

I'm channeling my inner Meryl Streep.

I'm like, "Hey, not without my daughter!"
Oops, that was Sally Field.

[laughs]

So, I'm also channeling
my inner Sally Field.

I'm kind of drawing
inspiration for my character

obviously from Ivana, but a little bit
from Patsy Stone, from AbFab.

Oh, yeah...
[mutters]

I get Ivana Trump,
who is exactly who I wanted.

She just is like
a plastic surgery dreamboat.

Like this...
just plumped and very bitchy.

Which I like.

Hey, kitty girls.

[all greet RuPaul]

Are you feeling complicit?

[all agreeing]

This bitch is shaking.

-Hi, ladies.
-[all] Hi.

Brooke Lynn, of course
there's a lot of choreography here,

and I know you are a dancer.

-I am.
-Are you a private dancer?

-I can be, for the right amount.
-Exactly.

I was a professional
ballet dancer for six years,

so, I'm ready to have a good time
with this challenge.

You'll be fine,
what about the other girls?

Well, I think this one'll be fine.
She's a Texas bucket queen.

And I have a musical theater background,

so, I kind of have to force myself,
obviously, to pick up choreography.

I don't really dance,
but I have a cocktail

-in my hand the entire time, so...
-I love that.

Lucky you.

Well, listen, lot of lip syncing,
a lot of pre-planning for you all,

so I cannot wait to see
what you can do.

-Thank you, Ru.
-That you so much.

Bye.

-Well, hello, Prance Suit Nation.
-[all] Hi, Ru.

Is it anything like the Rhythm Nation?

[all laughing]

Now, this is a
politically-minded challenge,

are you registered to vote Dr. Ganache?

I'm actually a registered Republican.

Girl, you're a Republican?
Bitch, bye.

I'm a Republican
because of gentrification,

and re-movement of, you know,
the districts.

It's very important
that people realize that

you wanna stop that within
the political process,

get smarter than them,
register as a Republican...

-Yeah.
-And they don't have to re-do everything.

Just because I am a
registered Republican,

doesn't mean that
I actually vote Republican.

Bitch, I ain't never voted for Trump.

So, you have a strategy to infiltrate

the Republican party,
and circumventing their gerrymandering.

-Absolutely.
-That will help you a lot

-in this challenge.
-[all laughing]

-And what role do you have, Shuga?
-I am Miss Hillary Clinton.

What role did you get, A'Keria?

I'm actually Stormy Daniels,
the sex kitten.

-What role did you get, Vanjie?
-I'm Miss Rosie O'Donnell.

All right, listen,
this is another lip sync challenge,

and this is really crucial
that you get it right.

All right, I'll see you all later.

-Thank you.
-By, Ru.

-I'mma be serving, like, very attitude...
-Hello.

-Hi!
-Hi, Ru.

-Are you all the Foxy Ladies?
-Yes, we are.

Nina, are you politically-minded?

I am, I grew up in
a really political family.

-Really?
-Yeah.

At the age of 12, I went to
the Republican National Convention.

You did?
Did your party win that year?

Well, it's not my party,
but I believe they did win.

Believe it was George Bush.

-The first George?
-The first George, yeah.

The father.

I met Barbara Bush,
and I met Connie Chung.

I come from a very Republican family.

I was the president
of the Young Republican Club.

Then I started to realize I was gay.

So, now I'm super liberal,
and super progressive.

And Mercedes, you're playing who?

Well, we went through.

Come here, let me slap you.

[all laughing]

Me gonna slap some sense into you.

-What language do you speak?
-Swahili.

-Swahili?
-Yeah.

How do you say,
"Bitch you better wake up," in Swahili?

[laughs]

[speaks Swahili]

[repeats Swahili]
Bitch!

[all laughing]

-You got it.
-Yes.

I'm playing Ivanka Trump.

Do you have any of her mannerisms?

You know what, I don't.
But I'm gonna make it work.

[RuPaul]
OK, well, we'll see.

I don't know nothing
about the Trump family.

But I'mma do what I have to do.

Bitch, I'mma show Mama Ru
I am the G.O.A.T.

-Meaning: Greatest of all time.
-[goat bleats]

All right, Ra'Jah,
are you any good at choreography?

I am technically trained as a dancer,
so, I think picking up the choreography,

for me, will be easy.

And then, even if I need to help,
you know, some of my girls out...

-with the two left feet or three...
-Uh-huh.

Well, let's... let's hope
that you can help your girls out

more than you helped the other girls out
with the Mariah challenge.

First dig, here we go again.

Girl, can we not just leave
the past in the past?

This is an important one,
because the gang-bang lip sync

was a wake-up call for everybody.

All eyes are on you, you know?

Thank you, ladies.

-Thank you.
-All right.

Girl...

All right, ladies, listen up.

Now, in a few minutes,
you'll meet with

the fantastic choreographer,
Yanis Marshall.

[all cheering]

Heels, heels!

If you don't know Yanis,
he's Deadpool

in the Celine Dion Deadpool video.

He's known for being in heels,
and being sassy.

I'm excited, and a little nervous,
because I know he don't play.

And I'm just anticipating
what kind of crazy shit

we're about to do, girl.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Now it's time to learn
this choreography from Miss Yanis.

He's standing there filthily in heels,

feeling her fantasy...

This about to be very extra.

Hi, ladies.

[all greet Yanis]

We have a lot to learn today,
and we're kind of looking at

something like Beyoncé meets Grease.

[Vanjie] Well, I'm Beyoncé.

Oh, that's all you heard is Beyoncé.

And Grease, and Grease, and Grease.

Obviously, I'm gonna put
a lot of dance into this challenge.

I would love to know if you
have a dance background, or anything.

I can't dance, but I've been with
plenty of dancers.

[all laughing]

[Yanis] OK.

I do have a dance background,
ballet, modern dance, jazz, tap, African.

-Oh, all that.
-Yes, whatever you need.

-Oh, you do?
-Whatever I need, OK.

I used to be
a professional ballet dancer.

-Oh.
-French training.

Can you show me a few ballet moves?

-[all cheering]
-OK.

All right,
now that was a nice...

Oh, arabesque.
OK, we like it.

So, we doing demonstrations now?

All right, so let's start.

Can I have the Foxy Ladies?

Let me show you first.

[brassy musical opening]

♪ Trump High's the worst ♪

♪ It's absurd ♪

♪ Spread the word ♪

Shit, I'm shaking in my boots.

This choreography is like professionals.

This about to be real technical.
This not gonna be no one, two.

Well, Yvie, can you
let me see your version of it?

Turn, down, hold, shimmy,
and touch, and talk.

Yeah, I actually like that.
I love the attitude.

Ra'Jah, can I see that from you?

Right, left, drop, open, turn...

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Yanis]
Drop, open, turn, shimmy.

-Oops... I'm sorry.
-Uh-huh.

[Yanis]
Where did that dance experience go?

I actually danced technically
15 years ago, so.

Oh.

Girl, 15 years ago?

-All right, you work on that.
-Ooh!

[Yanis]
Can I see the Trump wives?

It's all about
your body positions, right?

You wanna be hot, so this is hot.
This is not hot.

Hot, yes.
Can I see you do it?

-[Brooke Lynn] Yeah.
-[Yanis] Everybody watch Brooke Lynn.

Sit, look, click, click,
and switch, and snap.

Unh, left, right.
That was hot.

All right, Betsy DeVos, your turn.

Sit, look, shoulder, shoulder, hah.

Switch, uhn, snap, snap, ooh.

[all laughing]

Scarlet looks like a stick bug
in a hurricane, girl.

[laughs]

Sit, look. Oh, my God.

[all laughing]

You just gave me like, 3 A.M.
Last call, I need another drink.

[all laughing]

OK, can we have the Prance Suit Nation
and Oprah, please now?

[Vanjie] The prancing elites.

So, let me teach you another set.

And sit, and across, arms.
So, it's fast.

-...seven.
-You have a count for that?

No, it's gonna be on the lyrics.

"It's the worst, it's the worst..."

-So, is this on one?
-"It's the worst," it's not a one.

If you would just give me a one.

[all laughing]

-Welcome to show biz, you have to be fast.
-All right.

A'Keria, let me see.

"It's the worst, it's the worst."

-It is the worst.
-[all laughing]

Shade!

-Can we try something else?
-OK.

So, watch, you're gonna go
from left to right.

OK, now as you do this,
you're starting to go down here...

and then sit.

OK, by the sound of it,
I can already tell that's not it.

I'm just a little worried
about hitting my knees,

because they come out of place a lot.

What do you mean they come out of place,
they just pop out?

Yeah, it's a part of
my disease I got, girl.

All of my shit pops out.

What is it that you have,
what's your issue?

Uh, I have a connective tissue disorder

where all of my joints are,
while they're flexible,

all of it pops out of place
if I hit the ground too hard,

-so I wanna try and be soft.
-Of course, yeah.

Thank you for telling me, and yeah,

you should always be careful
with your body.

I have a disease called
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Type 3.

I don't produce a whole lot of collagen,
so, I have extra skin, like, everywhere.

And I'm prone to dislocating my knees,

and things like that,
but it's not gonna hold me back

in this competition.

[Yanis] And weave, and down.
That's nice.

Ra'Jah, let me see.
And up, one...

I'm sorry.

Keep in the space, honey,
keep in the space, yes.

-Which way does the...
-This way, honey, this way, left.

Give me drama, five, six, seven, up.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Open, one, two, three, four...
Ohh.

Ra'Jah, you shouldn't have
told me you had all this

dance experience, Mama, because,
now I'm expecting so much of you.

Omarosa, she ready to cut Yanis.

Girl, please don't
slap that man, Miss Ra'Jah.

Don't do it...

Don't look down,
I want you to be alive.

This was very,
"I'm thinking, and looking down."

Yanis is giving me the fucking blues,
and I'm not taking it, I'm not having it,

I'm not liking it,
I'm not featuring it, any of it.

Imagine doing this
and lip syncing, good luck.

Yanis, ah!
And he saying... Ohh.

Lord, give me strength.

OK, can we move on?

Six, seven, eight, up.
And down.

Oh, Shandy,
you're gonna have a lot to do

in this Rusical, so,
you're gonna really have to stay focused.

I'm playing the lead role,
and I just know

that I'm not gonna be able
to pull this move off.

[Yanis]
Up, five, six, onto seven, eight.

Open, one...
Girl, don't lose your heel.

Oh, my God, Shandy!
Keep it together.

Put your heels.

[Ariel] When I walked in,
I was thinking, like,

"This is gonna be super fun."

I did not expect it to be, like,

we're doing the freaking
Beyoncé half-time concert.

[Yanis] Weave, down, up,
under, stretch, and sit.

I'm worried about Ariel the most.

I don't see the star in her right now.

Everybody, last time.

Five, six, seven and weave.

And down.

Girl.

-Do it.
-Just do it.

What 's she doing?
She's just standing there.

Everyone's just telling me to do it,
and I just look so stupid.

Now I'm gonna be that girl
that can't get the choreography.

I have to really get it together,
or I'm really gonna bomb this challenge.

Hi.

Whoo, another...

It is show day, bitch!

I know, right?

[Shuga] Today is elimination day,
and we are about to perform:

Trump: The Rusical.

Oh, cyst, how you feeling?

Um, well, I was just
freaking myself out like a psycho.

-I am, so.
-[laughs]

I had my little breakdown,
but I practiced my ass off.

I just hope that I can
pull my weight in this challenge,

because I have the lead role,
so I need to kill it.

Girl, this the first time
I done saw you with no brows!

I didn't have enough time, girl.
I got out of that shower, girl.

I said, "Girl, no eyebrows today."

-You need a permanent marker?
-No, bitch.

-Is that what you use?
-[Silky] That's what I use.

It's like my Old Faithful,
honey, it works.

Silky puts her brows
on with a Sharpie. Like what?

It's two dollars, honey.

Silky gets her makeup
from Office Depot, like...

That's crazy to me.

[Nina] I'm loving that
it's a political challenge.

Can I just say that
I really wish the country

would get back to how it was
when Obama ran?

About the idea of hope?
I want people to have equal access,

I want people to feel like they're a part
of the conversation.

It's so baffling that, like,
a human could say,

"I don't want another human
to have the same rights as me."

[Nina]
Girl, it's fear.

You know, my sophomore year,
I was openly gay in college.

And I ran for student government.

And so, this underground hate group,

that was on a really small,
conservative college campus.

Took it upon themselves to harass me,
to break into my dorm room,

to, like, threaten my life
and say they were gonna kill me.

What the fuck?

I came home, and there was "Fag"
carved on my door.

There was paper shoved
underneath my door, threatening me.

The next night, there's a voice distortion
message on my phone that said,

"You dirty faggot,
we're coming to kill you."

One of my students came
and knocked on the door, and said,

"Someone's trying to
break into the building."

And I picked up the phone,
and it was that distorted voice.

Saying, "We're getting inside,
we're gonna get you."

It was so scary.

I can remember thinking...

that... that I was in trouble.

I had to move out of my dorm room
and move into an all-girls dorm,

and basically hide for two weeks,
until they found the person who was--

[Brooke Lynn]
Oh, my God, horrible, I'm so sorry.

It was awful.

This is during the time period
of Matthew Shepard.

Matthew Shepard was
a college student in Wyoming,

who went out to a bar,
and these monsters picked him up,

they beat him to death,
and hung him on a fence.

The Matthew Shepard murder
changed my life.

This is why I'm involved
in gay rights issues,

because I don't want anyone
to ever feel that way that I felt,

that I was suicidal,
or that I wasn't good enough,

or that I didn't belong.

-That's why I do what I do.
-Mm-hm.

Because I never want anyone
to feel that way.

-Yeah.
-Because it is awful. You know?

You don't want to ever feel
like you don't matter.

We live in a culture right now
where divisive rhetoric is winning.

It is our responsibility
to create the world that we wanna live in.

Don't let anyone tell you
your voice doesn't matter.

We all have the power
to hopefully exact change.

Hearing Nina's story, I feel the same.

Like, being Muslim, I can relate to that,
and I was like,

"You know what?
I should be open about my religion."

Because last week, I walked off...

In your culture,
how do y'all worship Allah?

Girl, I gotta get ready!

Can you come real quick?

So, today, I'm gonna step to the side,
and tell them the reason why.

-Hey, y'all.
-Hey, girl.

Remember last time,
we were talking about

different religions,
and I just, like, stormed off,

and it was kind of rude for me
to do that, because I didn't...

I basically don't talk about religion,
and the reason why is it's really hard,

especially in this country,
where people, like,

when something happens,
and, you know, it involves a Muslim,

it's like, "Oh, they're terrorists."
You know?

And I don't want people to feel like
every Muslim is a terrorist.

That's why I don't really talk about it,
and I just want to apologize to you guys.

I know you wanted to know
what is the difference and stuff,

and it was just me, like, because
I didn't feel comfortable about it.

I don't want people to hate me.

I've seen crazy stuff on social media.

Every time it plays in my head,

like, the videos I've seen of people
being hurt because they're Muslim.

[sniffles]

It... It hurts, you know,
to see all that stuff...

I don't know.
I just don't know why people do that.

Like, why would you hurt someone else?
Because of...

I wish I could have just, like,
been like, "Bitch, I'm proud and Muslim.

-Bitch, this is me, this is who I am."
-Well, you should be.

[Yvie]
I just want you to speak up about it,

because you're the strongest
representation we get then.

Like, if you close your mouth
and walk away,

you're robbing a bunch of children

of the experience to know something
about what it means to be Muslim.

-It is a terrifying time to be...
-Any sort of different.

Anything different in America right now.

I just feel like
maybe we let you down

in not making it feel comfortable enough
for you to do that.

I realized that this is an opportunity
to share to the world:

I'm proud and Muslim!

I'm the first drag
to be here that's Muslim.

You know you can
share anything with us,

because we love you, you our sister, babe.

Plus, I done went through
your stuff, I'm nosy,

I know ain't no bombs over there!

[all laughing]

-We love you.
-We love you, bitch.

[♪ "Cover Girl
(Put the Bass in Your Walk)" by RuPaul]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe
let your whole body talk ♪

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

You're the one that I want,
Michelle Visage.

Ru, you know I'm
hopelessly devoted to you.

Stalker Channing.

[all laughing]

The hilarious Ross Matthews.
Now, were you born to hand jive, baby?

-Wop bobba-loo bop!
-Wham bam boom!

Uh-huh!

Tiffany Pollard,
New York in the house.

Now what's your favorite
musical of all time?

-Obviously, it's Hair!
-Oooh!

[laughing]

And it's Joel McHale!

Thank you for having me on the show, Ru,

and thanks for all the clips
you've provided over the years.

-Were your ears burning?
-No, it hurts a little bit when I pee.

[all laughing]

This week, we challenged our queens
to lip sync the White House down

in Trump: The Rusical.

Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.

Read my lips, the world premiere
of Trump: The Rusical.

[narrator]
The Moscow Ritz Carlton, last summer.

[Shandy] Oh, Donnie, I just had
the best summer of my life!

Nothing can make it better.

[Trump grumbles]

You want me to what?
Is that sanitary?

[brassy musical opening]

♪ Trump High's the worst ♪

♪ It's absurd, spread the word ♪

♪ It's our school, and it's sleazy ♪

♪ Trump High's the worst ♪

♪ Just the worst, it's the worst ♪

[school bell rings]

Good morning, students.
It's me, Betsy DeVos.

Can you believe I'm your principal?
I've never been inside a school before.

Ah, but welcome to your first day back
at Trump's School for Girls!

[Betsy laughs]

[laughter deflates]
[school bell rings]

-Uh, hi, Omarosa?
-Hi, Shandy.

Meet the Foxy Ladies!

This is Kellyanne,
Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

and our H.B.I.C., Ivanka.

[all]
We're seniors, and we rule the school.

-Who are they?
-That's Ivana, and Melania.

Hi, Ivana...
Welcome you to school.

Oh, what did you do this summer?

I met a boy in Moscow.
His hairdo was wild!

Oh, spill the tee.

♪ Trumper humpin' ♪

♪ It was a gas ♪

♪ Trumper humpin' ♪

♪ No alternative facts ♪

♪ Such the stud ♪

♪ Orange and tall ♪

♪ Did he talk about building a wall? ♪

♪ Moscow bliss with my bad hombre ♪

♪ But, oh, that Moscow tryst ♪

♪ Trumper, Trumper ♪

♪ Trumper, Trumper ♪

♪ It was golden ♪

♪ Did he have little hands? ♪

♪ He kept tweeting about travel bans ♪

♪ Was it the best sex you ever had? ♪

♪ Ugh, you guys
we're talking about my dad ♪

♪ Oh, that Moscow tryst ♪

[motorcycle engines rev]

Well, if it isn't Crooked Hillary,

that loser Rosie O'Donnell,
and Stormy Daniels.

I hear she's the dirtiest dancer
at Pocahontas High.

-With an X-rated reputation.
-Ladies, time's up!

This president is problematic.

[motorcycle engines rev]

He's totally traumatic!

[motorcycle engines rev]

He's a super-callous fragile racist
who's sexist and atrocious!

Not bad for an adult film star, huh?

♪ He's cheese frightening! ♪

♪ Hey, cheese frightening ♪

♪ You're screwing our democracy ♪

♪ Cheese frightening, ew ♪

♪ Cheese frightening ♪

♪ Hey, cheese frightening ♪

♪ I can't with the hypocrisy ♪

♪ She's persisting ♪

♪ Bitch, we're resisting ♪

♪ From sucking up to Putin
and his Twitter tootin' ♪

♪ He's a blowhole full of blabber ♪

♪ And alleged hoo-hah grabber ♪

♪ Cheese frightening ♪

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ He's the Grand Cheeto in Chief ♪

♪ For you, where's the beef? ♪

♪ Bye, cheese frightening ♪

♪ Bye-bye cheese frightening ♪

Come on, ladies, look at you.
You're such strong, smart, capable women.

Why do you let him do this to you?

Hillary, you just don't get it.

♪ There is nothing I won't do ♪

♪ For my orange Donnie-poo ♪

♪ Daddy's goal is very plain ♪

♪ Make America white again ♪

♪ So, he thinks I'm hot ♪

♪ Don't you? ♪

♪ Trust there's nothing we won't do ♪

♪ For Trump's tweets are rationalized ♪

♪ Read my lips, not my dead eyes ♪

♪ In the press room, nine to five ♪

♪ Trying to keep this gig alive ♪

♪ They even call me White House Shrew ♪

♪ Bitch there's nothing I won't do ♪

♪ Me too ♪

-♪ Me too ♪
-♪ Me too ♪

-Ladies, that was beautiful.
-Thank you, Omarosa.

Oh, by the way, you're fired.

[other Foxy Ladies laugh]

I'm hopelessly demoted, again?

I can't believe I spent my whole life
sucking up to a TV star.

What do I do now?

♪ Oprah, Oprah, Oprah ♪

Did someone say, "Oprah?"
Isn't it good see to me?

-[laughing] Yes, bitch.
-Hit it.

♪ A tale that's so obvi ♪

♪ Supreme reality bitch O.G. ♪

♪ Thirstiest ex-apprentice
you could clock ♪

♪ A destiny all a-flutter ♪

♪ A-Flutter ♪

♪ Loved you on
Celebrity Big Brother ♪

♪ Forget about that
anchor job over at Fox ♪

♪ White House ex-staffer ♪

♪ Goodbye to rides
on Air Force One and Two ♪

♪ White House ex-staffer ♪

♪ Um, it's not like I was fired ♪

♪ Girl, get a clue ♪

♪ Now, you're fired ♪

♪ The dump from Trump, the chump ♪

♪ Wake up and smell the tee ♪

-♪ Just write a tell-all book ♪
-[Michelle laughing] Oh, yeah.

♪ And hock it on TV ♪

♪ Don't get mad, get everything ♪

♪ White House ex-staffer ♪

♪ Oprah, Oprah, Oprah ♪

Miss Winfrey,
Miss Winfrey, Miss Winfrey.

[RuPaul laughs]

[school bell rings]

Hi, guys. It's me again, Betsy DeVos.

Can you believe it, I'm still here!
It's almost the end of the school year.

But unlike other coming-of-age stories,

in this one, the girl doesn't become
a slut for some guy,

she owns her sexual power!

[grunting]
[laughing]

I still have no idea what I'm doing.
[laughs] Oh.

Donnie!

-Hi, Donnie.
-Nice jacket, Trumpy.

Forget about him, look at her.

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

[RuPaul laughing]

♪ When I fell for you ♪

♪ I was deluded ♪

♪ I put my hopes on a clown ♪

♪ But you lied ♪

♪ Cheated, colluded ♪

♪ Bitch, you're getting booted ♪

♪ And I cutie-patoot it! ♪

♪ Ladies, gather round ♪

♪ Women have had enough ♪

♪ The glass ceiling shatters now ♪

♪ Ladies, I've found ♪

♪ Powerful and tough ♪

♪ Join with me and make a sound ♪

♪ Yes, we're down ♪

♪ It's time we run this town ♪

♪ Power to the pussy ♪

♪ Oh, finally ♪

♪ Goodbye, pussy bow ♪

♪ Hello, pussy hat ♪

♪ Ladies, this is a teaching moment ♪

♪ And you don't have to do it alone ♪

♪ I can't believe
what I am seeing right now ♪

♪ But listen to this ♪

♪ Let's all start marching
together, ha-ha! ♪

♪ Together we march ♪

♪ Fair treatment, equal pay ♪

♪ Remember forever ♪

♪ As pussy power, nasty women
radical feminists ♪

♪ Change, change ♪

♪ We need more women to run ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

-♪ Together ♪
-♪ The future is female ♪

-♪ Together ♪
-♪ The future is female ♪

♪ Together ♪

♪ The future is female ♪

[judges applaud]

Whoo!

Category is: Orange Alert.

Up first, Yvie Oddly.

[Michelle]
Now that is some Pulp Friction.

[Yvie]
I am serving you citrus circus realness.

Shaking my big top tent,
or should I say big bottom tent?

I might be all bows and smiles,

but you don't wanna catch
this clown after dark.

[RuPaul]
I wonder if she's on Rindr.

-[judges laugh]
-Up next, Plastique Tiara.

[Michelle] Birds of a feather
stone tights together.

[Plastique]
I'm serving Madame Butterfly.

I'm flying down the runway.

This corset is an actual piece
that Cardi B wore in her music video.

[Joel] The hairiest butterfly
I've seen in a while.

[Ross] I don't mind
a hairy butt... erfly.

[RuPaul wheezes]

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

[Tiffany] I'd eat that orange.

[Ross] Orange jelly-us.

[Ra'Jah] I'm wearing this sickening,
badass catsuit, with the chaps to match.

And I'm rocking this
super-sickening pixie-cut.

Feeling like a rockstar.

[Tiffany]
Like a young Diana Ross, almost.

[RuPaul] Yes, she does.

-[Ross] Oh, she's got a heart-on.
-Yeah!

-See you later, Elton John!
-[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Nina West, from the best
little whore house in Orange County.

[Michelle] This madam
will take a slice outta you.

[Nina]
I am wearing this Hello, Dolly

inspired look,
because I wanted to reference

my favorite liberal activist,
Barbara Streisand.

I like to serve a character,
I want to be theatrical on the runway.

[Ross] To get those feathers,
she had to pluck a cockatoo.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

[Joel] Freddy Krueger's wife.

[Scarlet]
I made all of this by hand.

Everything from my head to my shoes
match in the same exact fabric.

I feel beautiful.

[Tiffany]
That's a real classy bitch.

[Ross]
Putting the man in mandarin orange.

-[RuPaul] Yes.
-[Michelle] Yes, honey.

[RuPaul]
A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Tiffany] All right, Towanda!

You better make that extra money
on the side, girl!

She's giving me Nicki Minaj from the back.

[A'Keria] Did I hear Tiffany say
I'm giving her Nicki Minaj?

Yeah, girl!
The body is there, and it is real.

And she clacking down that runway.

What's that I hear?

Girl, I thought that was the audience,
it's just her ass clapping.

[RuPaul]
Orange is the Nude Black.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache Pumpkin Spice.

[Michelle]
Star of Dream-sicle Girls.

[RuPaul]
Yes.

[Tiffany]
Take your time, girl.

[laughs]

[RuPaul] This is like
a low-speed chase with O.J.

[judges laugh]

-The juice is loose!
-Yeah.

[Silky] Tonight, on the runway,
I am serving orange elegance, honey.

I'm a pageant queen,
this is what I do.

[RuPaul]
Free O.J. Free O.J.

Ariel Versace.

[Tiffany] I ain't gotta dance,
I make money moves.

[Ariel] Orange isn't typically a color
I would wear, unless it's on my skin,

because, you know,
I'm spray-tanned for filth, girl.

I look like Big Bird's
orange cousin from New Jersey.

[Ross]
I think that Cheeto's a puff.

[judges laugh]

[Joel] See you in Reno!

[RuPaul laughs]

-Yeah!
-Jesus Christ.

[Joel] Whoo!

[RuPaul]
Mercedes Iman Diamond.

[Ross]
Does this Mercedes come in orange?

[judges laugh]

[Mercedes]
African princess in the house, girl!

Whoo, with this orange look,

we gotta bring that Mercedes
signature mug, beat to the gods.

Baby, I own the runway.

[Michelle]
Clementine on my mind.

[RuPaul]
Are those diamonds blood orange?

[Tiffany] Oh, the drama.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
Fresh from the Tropicana.

[Michelle]
Ru, she's not that rind of girl.

[judges laugh]

[Vanjie] I'm feeling expensive,
the jewels, the drama, the glitter.

Over-the-top shenanigans.

I'm feeling like I'm robbing
bitches left and right,

and I know I'm the most expensive bitch

on this runway right now,
that's the truth.

-[Tiffany] Stunning.
-[Ross] You feather work.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Miss Tan-jie.
Miss Tan-jie.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Orange.

[Tiffany] See, this is the kind of bitch
that my man would cheat on me for.

-[RuPaul] Mm-hmm.
-[Joel] Yeah.

[Brooke Lynn]
I'm giving you Fifth Element

meets Tron
meets The Matrix, but orange.

It is sexy, it's strappy.
I feel amazing in this outfit.

-[Michelle] Cheeky bitch.
-[Joel] I can see her butt!

[RuPaul]
Orange is the New Crack.

[Joel] Yeah!

[Tiffany] She pissed.

Are you mad at me, Michelle?

Yeah!

Who's next?

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

-[Joel] Yeah!
-[Michelle] Yay!

[Tiffany] This is why
I'm so glad I'm black,

so I don't have to go tanning
and end up like that.

[RuPaul]
Girl, look how orange you are!

[judges laugh]

[Shuga Cain]
I'm strutting down this runway

like an arrogant ass
that Donald Trump is, honey.

Giving you his mannerisms,
his stupid facial expressions,

and yes, ma'am,
I did grab that pussy.

[Tiffany] Walk your intimidated ass
off this stage, real quick.

[Michelle] Fake drag!

[judges laugh]

Welcome ladies,
I've made some decisions.

And when I call your name,
please step forward.

Scarlet Envy.

Nina West.

Ariel Versace.

Plastique Tiara.

Shuga Cain.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

You've all been pardoned.

You're safe from elimination.

-Scarlet Envy, good job casting this week.
-Thank you.

Ladies, you may leave the stage.

Ladies, now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Starting with Yvie Oddly.

Let's start with the runway.
You always do the unexpected.

I think you look so great.

-Did you make this little headpiece?
-My hair?

-[laughs]
-Yes, I did.

When you can't see anybody else
doing what somebody does,

that's when you know
you're doing something new and unique.

I can't wait to see
what Yvie Oddly does next.

I think you're a great performer.
Your Kellyanne Conway was a standout.

I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
And you were hamming it up completely.

-Like, a star was born tonight.
-Thank you, Yvie.

Thank you.

-Yeah!
-[laughs]

Stop looking at me.

[laughs]

[RuPaul]
Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Tonight, on the runway,
I think your hair is fun,

-your makeup's beautiful.
-Yeah, you look great.

You look like on-fire Liza Minnelli.

[RuPaul laughs]

-Let's talk about Omarosa.
-OK.

I have a little experience with Omarosa.

OK, I shared a toilet
for 29 days with Omarosa.

[all laughing]

She owns any room that she's in.

The problem with your Omarosa
is that we didn't notice you.

When you think Omarosa,
you don't think pretty,

you don't think sweet.

I wanted to loathe you more.
That's the villain that she plays.

I didn't get that, I kinda lost you.

I really didn't see you punch it up,
and I was left a little disappointed.

-Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
-You are painted on point, darling.

You are just serving it
all the way tonight.

Listen, a plus-size woman
really needs to be celebrated,

and I love the style
and silhouette of dress you chose.

Silky Ganache!

[judges chuckle]

-That was so good.
-Thank you.

[Ross] You looked like her,
and my eyes went directly to you.

-I bought that you were Oprah.
-You came out for your moment, nailed it.

And I would like to sign you
to your own spin-off show,

after RuPaul's Drag Race.

I'm gonna hold you
to your word on that, honey.

Yeah, you'll have to pay
for everything, but...

[all laughing]

What would your
spin-off show be called?

Chocolate Flavor of Love.

[laughing]

Bitch, Silky's in the motherfucking house!

[laughs]

-Mercedes Iman Diamond.
-You look ama-zing.

A black woman with blonde hair
is not celebrated enough in this country.

-Ru, can I get a hello?
-Hellurrr!

[all laughing]

Like, the neck-up, super happy.

But the neck-down
is just too ordinary for me.

Here's your problem
with Ivanka Trump tonight:

You had a very small part,
so you have to pop.

And it wasn't screaming Ivanka Trump.

You have to go overboard,
like Yvie did.

You just sort of disappeared.

-Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
-This is exquisite.

High-priced showgirl, I love this look.

But I think this is
probably the third time

with the corset, panties,
and chest glitter that we've seen.

So, though you look beautiful,
I want to see something new now.

Rosie O'Donnell
is a great character to get,

because there's so much there,
but honey, you were Rosie No'Donnell.

I wanna say,
I've always had the fantasy

of sitting on Rosie O'Donnell's face.

-Oh...
-But...

-[all laughing]
-Tell us more.

But tonight,
Rosie O'Donnell wasn't present,

because I kept my legs closed
the whole time you performed.

[all laughing]

You obviously know how to perform,
and dance, and work it, and sell it.

[Ross] You're good, I'd watch you
do just about anything.

You wanna take a nap,
I'll watch you do it.

[all laughing]

But the challenge is to be
Rosie O'Donnell out there.

We got a lesbian fly girl.

Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I love your take on Orange Alert.
It's just so chic, and so futuristic,

and I love a boot
you can check your teeth in.

What's your background,
are you Norwegian?

I'm Swedish, actually.

-I'm Swedish and French.
-Oh, OK.

-Is that near "Norwegia?"
-Yeah, it's Scandinavia, it's up there.

OK, I knew that you were regal.

That performance, that look
is why you're back in the top.

I get that you have
the "Norwegia" bone structure,

but when you first came out,
I knew you were Ivana.

It was so good.
You filled up the character while

doing all the dance moves, well done.

Guess who's back in the top?

-Thank you, Brooke Lynn.
-Thank you, Ru.

While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.

[engine revs]

All right, now just between
us squirrel-friends, what do you think?

Yvie Oddly.

She is the most distinct
of the entire group, I loved it.

She hit it hard as Kellyanne Conway,
and she nailed it.

Yvie is like a big,
bold flavor, you know?

And it doesn't go with everything,
but when it works, oh my God, it works.

[RuPaul]
I think it's really refreshing,

because no one else is doing
what Yvie Oddly is doing.

-Exactly.
-Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Orange Alert look was on.

She was just reading
Lady Sings the Blues,

Dreamgirls, Supremes,
all that good stuff.

I see Diana Ross, I see Lola Falana.

But, unfortunately, in the challenge,
I did not see Omarosa.

Listen, I'm not gonna throw shade
at Omarosa, and I'll tell you why.

-Because you're scared.
-Because I'm scared of her.

-[judges laugh]
-That's exactly why.

Omarosa has an unforgettable presence,
but I lost Ra'Jah tonight.

You, ma'am, are no Omarosa.

Nomarosa.

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

That was a star-making turn as Oprah,
I think, for Silky.

It wasn't just, I dressed up as Oprah,
and now I'm walking out here.

She really did a great
impression of her.

Undeniably, she's got the star quality.

Mercedes Iman Diamond.

Tonight on the runway,
she looked gorgeous.

But it doesn't deflect from the fact

that she just got
completely lost as Ivanka.

There was nothing.

Mercedes should have played Donald,
because she had no character.

[laughs]

Ivanka's a tougher character,
but she didn't do anything with it.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Vanjie's Rosie O'Donnell
reminded me of when I have sex.

You know, like, she tried really hard,
and everybody laughed,

but it just missed the mark.

[Tiffany and RuPaul laugh]

Ross, you are too hard on yourself.

No...
You've never had sex with me.

But she is so watchable.

[RuPaul]
She reminds me of Alyssa Edwards

in that everything she does
is so exciting and funny.

But she hasn't been able
to hone it into a character

in a way that would get her a SAG card.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Her Orange Alert look, she was a huge,
beautiful piece of fruit leather.

And I say that as a compliment.

And she killed it in the challenge.

She's a big threat in this competition.

It was like she came out here
renewed with vim and vigor.

-What did you just call me?
-Oh, I'm sorry.

Vigor, with a v.

Silence, I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.

[Joel] Yeah!

Welcome back ladies,
I've made some decisions.

Yvie Oddly.

-You're safe.
-Thank you.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Tonight, you owned everything.

Con-drag-ulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[applause]

This is crazy.

You've won a fabulous getaway,
to The Grand Resort and Spa,

Fort Lauderdale's premiere
gay resort and day spa.

Well, thank you.
Hell no!

I won, bitch!

Whoot, whooty, whoot, whoot, whoot!

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

-You're safe.
-Thank you very much.

Mercedes Iman Diamond,
your Ivanka was feckless.

I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

Ra'Jah O'Hara...

your Omarosa got trumped
by the other queens.

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo,

your Rosie was not
in a league of her own.

Vanjie...

You're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Ra'Jah, my dear, I am sorry,
but you are up for elimination.

How in the fuck
did I end up in the bottom,

again this fucking week?
Like, really?

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me,

and save yourself from elimination.

-The time has come...
-[thunder rumbles]

for you to lip sync...
for... your... life!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[♪ "Living in America" by James Brown]

♪ Superhighways ♪

♪ Coast to coast ♪

♪ Easy to get anywhere ♪

♪ On the trans-continental overload ♪

♪ Just slide behind the wheel ♪

♪ How does it feel ♪

♪ When there's no destination
that's too far ♪

♪ And somewhere on the way ♪

♪ You might find out who you are? ♪

-♪ Whoo, living in America ♪
-Come on, baby!

♪ Got to have a celebration ♪

♪ Fatback ♪

♪ Many miles ♪

♪ Of railroad track ♪

♪ All night radio ♪

♪ Keep on running through ♪

♪ Your rock n' roll soul ♪

♪ I live in America ♪

-♪ New Orleans ♪
-♪ New Orleans ♪

-♪ Detroit City ♪
-♪ Detroit City ♪

-♪ Dallas ♪
-♪ Dallas ♪

-♪ Pittsburg, PA ♪
-♪ Pittsburg, PA ♪

-♪ New York City ♪
-♪ New York City ♪

-♪ Kansas City ♪
-♪ Kansas City ♪

-♪ Atlanta ♪
-♪ Atlanta ♪

-♪ Chicago ♪
-♪ And LA ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

♪ Hit me ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

♪ Living in America ♪

♪ I feel good ♪

[applause]

[Vanjie]
You better, bitch, you better!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, shantay you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Mercedes Iman, diamonds are forever.

Now, sashay away.

I'm ready to show the world
that Muslim is not a terrorist.

Thank you so much, Ru. I love you guys
from the bottom of my heart.

[Silky] We love you, Mercedes.

-We love you.
-Get your truth said.

[trills]

[all cheering]

I feel like I was
hurting myself by hiding.

But I've learned a lot about myself,
and I wanna make sure the world

hears that being Muslim
is not a bad thing.

Be proud, and loud,
and let the world hear you.

This is the beginning for
Mercedes Iman Diamond, African princess.

[RuPaul] Con-drag-ulations,
ladies, and remember:

If you can't love yourself,
how in the hell

you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

[all] Amen!

All right, now let the music play!

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ You ain't gonna take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

[RuPaul] Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Hello, hello, hello!

[all cheering]

We are throwing a Monster Ball.

[wolf howls]

I would borrow this outfit
from you for my day look.

That was incredible.

There is nothing monstrous about this.

Girl, delusions.

I may be in the bottom
for this round, but I don't give a fuck.

Bootyhole.
[laughs]

♪ To, to, to, to, to, to, to
to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪