Room 104 (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 18 - Arnold - full transcript

*ROOM 104*
Season 02 Episode 06

*ROOM 104*
Episode Title: "Arnold"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

What the fuck?

♪ A yellow jacket ♪

♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪

♪ Falling ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ How did I end up... ♪

♪ Here? ♪



Wait a minute.
Oh, God!

Hold on. No, no no.
No, no, no, no.

Yes.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Ahh. Hello? Hello?

Damn it!

Yeah.
Come on, P-man.

Don't let me down, bro.

- You have reached the voicemail box of...
- Oh, come on.

Oh, oh, I'm Arnold,

and I hate going out
because no one understands me

and I should just stay at home
and be alone forever.

Shit, Arnold!
I guess you were wrong, huh?

- Are you still with her? I want deets,
- "Her"?



OK? P-Dawg out!

All right.
Uh, "her."

Who's "her"?
Start at the beginning.

And where we go,
where we...

♪ A yellow jacket ♪

Come on, man, what's
the last thing you remember?

Wait.

Right. Hah!

Right! OK.
It was Saturday.

Yeah, it was Saturday.

Where was I, though? I was,
uh, I was at home, uh...

Aw, come on, Arnold.
That's right!

♪ It was Saturday night ♪

♪ And I was at home ♪
Alone.

♪ Rereading
"Stranger in a Strange Land" ♪

♪ For the seventeenth time ♪

♪ And that's when P-Dawg
called ♪ -

- He said....
- Hey, Arnold!

God!

♪ "Get your ass off the couch ♪

♪ And get your ass over here ♪

For at least one beer."

Right. Yeah, and I was like,
"It's gonna be crowded and loud

and I don't do well
in places like that, man,"

and then P-Dawg started
complaining

and saying how I bailed
on him last time

and the time before that
and then the time before that,

and then he said if I bailed on him
this time, he'd be really butt-hurt,

and then he started using
that whiney voice that I hate

and I was like,
"Dude, OK, shut up.

Shut up, I'll go. I'll go!"

♪ And when I arrived
it was crowded as hell ♪

Oh, well...

♪ Even worse
than I imagined ♪

Oh, God!

♪ So I hid by the jukebox ♪

♪ And there was this girl ♪

In the yellow jacket.

♪ She was way out of my league ♪

But then she put on
Dante Dupre's "Sorry Not Sorry,"

which is like my favorite song,
and part of me was like,

"Oh, this is a sign,
this is the girl!"

Then part of me was like "No,
she's just listening ironically,

you're just gonna
embarrass yourself,"

and I was like,
"I don't know. Fuck it."

♪ Hello, hi,
my name is Arnold ♪

She smiled.

♪ "My name is Vicki" ♪

And I said,
"Nice to meet you, Mickey ♪

And she said,
♪ "Uh, actually, it's Vicki" ♪

So I turned around and got the fuck
outta there because I blew that.

Whoo! Arnold, way to go!

But then she grabbed me
by the hand,

turned me back around,
and she said,

"Nice to meet you, Arnold." What
brings you to a place like this?"

And I was like, "Ah, my friend
P-Dawg, he called me, I was at home

reading 'Stranger in
a Strange Land, ' actually,

and he guilt-tripped me
to come out,"

and she said, "Huh! Cool!

I'm more of a 'Childhood's End'
person myself."

At which point,
I totally shit my pants

because that's my second
favorite book of all time.

And then, then I can't really
remember what happened next.

Oh, yeah!

♪ Then we just hung out
by the jukebox ♪

Talkin' Dante Dupre
and David Bowie

and all the crazy shit
that we had in common!

And I was like, ♪ "What the fuck
is happening?" ♪

♪ It was all going so well ♪

But of course,
♪ It all want to hell ♪

But suddenly, I noticed this
scary-lookin' guy walking towards us.

He had, like, a neck tattoo, and was
lookin' at me like he wanted to kill me.

Well, he came over and put his arm
around Vicki and said, "'Sup, girl?"

And I thought, "Oh, dear."

♪ Here's where I disappear ♪

But she she pushed him away
and put her around around me!

♪ So here we all were
by the jukebox ♪

Me, this asshole, and Vicki.

♪ And that's when Vicki said ♪
"Hey, Chris.

♪ Meet my new boyfriend Arnold ♪

I was pretty startled.

♪ And I shrugged at Chris ♪

And that's when Vicki, she...
She gave me a kiss.

Yeah, she kissed me!

♪ And I thought Chris
was gonna stab me ♪

But before he could,
Vicki grabbed me and said,

"Later, Chris.

♪ Arnold and I have big plans
for tonight ♪

♪ We gotta split"
Holy shit! ♪

That's when we ran
out of the bar

and...
ran down the street?!

And then we...

Where did we go?

Come on, Arnold,
where did we go? Think.

Shit, man!

OK, maybe...

Uh...

K...

♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪

Hashtag Kiki Alvarez?

All right, come on.

"Just say the words Kiki Alvarez
when you want to party."

Alvarez.

The password. Ha ha!

OK, the password to a party...

Whoa. I was at that party.

What? Why am I just now
getting these?

Someone posted a pic of you

at a sick warehouse party.
What's happening?

Hey, man.
Dave said he saw you

at the old Stormgrens plant.

L-O-L. He said you looked
freaked the fuck out,

like you've never been
to a warehouse party before.

I bet those three beers
that girl made you chug

had you feeling
a little better though.

Beer emoji. Beer emoji.
Beer emoji.

♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
- Shit!

Bro, just saw you
on Marv's Insta story.

How long have we been friends?

And how many times
have I begged you,

pleaded with you,
to hit the damn blunt with me?

Shit! - You won't hit a
single bleazy with your boy,

but now you're burning them
with strangers

and doing bong rips?!

Guess my chronic
isn't good enough for you.

I'm really fucking pissed,
dude. Just kidding!

Arnold is out past 10 p.m.

Did hell freeze over?
You must really like her.

♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪

Oh, so you blew
off Overwatch League

to get roofied
by some hot chick?

- No. No, man! No!
- Nice. Nice.

Yeah, I heard she slipped a
molly into both of your drinks

and you like totally
flipped out when she told you.

- What the fuck? Shit!
- Arnold are you off a molly?

Shit, man! Dude, you know
they drug test at work, right?

- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
- Ohh, man.

♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪

- It's hot. It's really hot!
- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪

♪ Arnold's out
tonight ♪

- What's up?
- ♪ And he's falling in love ♪

- ♪ No, he's getting fucked up ♪
- Whatever.

- Shit.
- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪

♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪

One beer, huh?

- By "one beer," did you mean
"one keg stand"? - Whoa!

Fuckin' dead.

Braaa! I can't believe
I missed you doing karaoke

on top of a fucking table!

- And stage diving?
- What?!

- You're a real savage, brah.
- My face.

Oh, God.

OK, met her at a bar,
went to a party, then what?

OK.

OK.

OK. OK. OK.

OK.

Ahhh.

♪ A yellow jacket... ♪

♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪

♪ Falling ♪

♪ Falling ♪

♪ Falling ♪

Yeah. Yeah, OK.

That's her.

♪ It's calling ♪

♪ It's calling me ♪

♪ I am... ♪

♪ I am... mmm... ♪

♪ Falling ♪

♪ It's calling me ♪

♪ I am falling ♪

Fuck! Aw, of course!
Arnold, come on, man,

Dante Dupre featuring Cecily
VelJohnson, "Sorry Not Sorry."

I mean, like, come on, man.

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ I feel your love ♪

♪ Is calling me ♪

♪ I am falling ♪

No?

OK. Uh, uh...

♪ Tonigh... ♪
What?!

You gotta be...

Oh, girl.

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ I feel your love ♪

♪ It's calling me ♪

♪ I am falling ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ I'm shivering ♪

♪ Please hold me close ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm scared
to take that leap ♪

♪ Of faith ♪

♪ But I'm way too excited ♪

♪ To wait ♪

- ♪ So take ♪
- ♪ So take ♪

♪ My hand ♪

♪ And close your eyes ♪

♪ And we'll take
a walk together ♪

♪ Towards the ledge ♪

♪ Holding me closer,
I am falling ♪

♪ As we teeter
on the razor's edge ♪

♪ If we fall
we are not sorry ♪

♪ Sorry ♪

♪ Not sorry ♪

♪ Sorry ♪

♪ Not sorry ♪

- Hey, that was pretty fun.
- Yes.

Do you remember the music video
for this one?

Of course!
Of course.

Dante, I'm so afraid
of these feelings.

Don't be afraid, Cecily.

Look into my eyes.

- ♪ So ♪
- ♪ So ♪

- ♪ Take ♪
- ♪ Take ♪

- ♪ My hand ♪
- ♪ My hand ♪

- ♪ And close your eyes and we'll ♪
- ♪ And close your eyes and we'll ♪

-♪ Take a walk together towards the ledge ♪
-♪ Take a walk together towards the ledge ♪

- ♪ Hold me closer I am falling ♪
- ♪ Hold me closer I am falling ♪

- ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪
- ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪

- ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪
- ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪

-♪ Take a walk together towards the ledge ♪
-♪ Take a walk together towards the ledge ♪

- ♪ Hold me closer, I am falling ♪
- ♪ Hold me closer, I am falling ♪

- ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪
- ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪

- ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪
- ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪

♪ Sorry ♪

♪ Not sorry ♪

♪ Sorry ♪

♪ Not sorry ♪

- Whoa. What?
- What? I...

- What? Why would you do that?
- I...

I just...

I thought that
you were into me.

I thought that
you were giving me signs.

Oh, no, I was just playing
around, man, it's just karaoke.

Yeah, well, I... I just thought
you were into me, that's all.

I... Yeah, I think
you're a really cool dude,

but I was just
having fun.

Like, I didn't want you
to... kiss me.

Well, you told that guy
that I was your boyfriend.

Why would you tell him that
if you weren't into me?

That guy's my ex. I don't know.
Our shit ended really badly. I just...

He got really scary. I just wanted
to get the fuck out of the bar.

OK, so, you were
just using me. That's...

I shoulda never
come out tonight.

This is all
so fuckin' pointless.

Why is this pointless?
I thought we were having fun.

Because I blew it again.

I never... I just...

I meet a girl,
and fall in love with her,

and I blow it
on the same night.

OK, love, dude?
We just met each other tonight.

- I blew it.
- Heh. Well, I do think

that if you wouldn't tell chicks that you
just met that you're in love with them,

then you wouldn't be
in this situation. But...

Can you get away from me?
Please? Just leave me alone?

- Yeah, sorry, OK.
- Just-just leave me alone!

God, just leave me alone.

Ohh.

Fuck.

How did I end up here?

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ How did I end up here? ♪

♪ How did I end up here? ♪

♪ How did you end... ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came to
drink one beer ♪

- ♪ To have one beer ♪
- ♪ To drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪

♪ I only came to
drink one beer ♪

♪ ...end up ♪

- ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪
- ♪ Here ♪

♪ I only came to ♪

- ♪ Drink one beer ♪
- ♪ Why did I have more ♪

- ♪ than one beer? ♪
- ♪ How did you... ♪

♪ How did I end up here? ♪

- ♪ Up here?
- ♪ How did I end up here? ♪

♪ How did I end up here? ♪

♪ How did I end up here? ♪

♪ How did I end up here? ♪

Jesus Christ. What...?

What now, man?

Video.

I just... I'm not...

Where do you wanna go?
You're my chick.

I can't go anywhere.

I came here to be
with fucking friends

and you fucking show up.
How?

- I don't trust you.
- How do you ♪♪♪♪ know?

You go into my house,

went into my apartment...

- You're pissing me off.
- I don't care! Just go away!

What the
fuck is wrong with you, man?!

Are you OK? Are you OK?
Are you all right?

Man, what the fuck
is your problem

putting your hands
on a fuckin' female, man?!

What the fuck
is wrong with you?!

You're a piece of shit, dude!

What?

Real fucking nice, man.
Real fucking nice.

Fuck you, dude!

Whoa. Wait.

Falling.

Man.

Don't fuckin' push me, dude.

I don't even fucking know you...

Chris! Chris!

Real fucking nice.
I guess that makes you

a big fuckin' man, huh?

That makes you
a big fuckin' man?

Fuck you, dude!

Ohh!

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

No.

Oh, no!

That's not... Oh, sh...

No, no, no. No, no.

No, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

OK.

Oh, shit.

Come on. Come on!

What...?

Hello?

Hi, yeah,
is this Arnold's mom?

Hi. Um, my name's Vicki.

I'm really sorry
about what happened.

Um... Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I'm a friend.

I don't... I don't know,

I just met Arnold last night.

It was just a really...
horrible accident,

I'm so sorry.

It was my fault. He...
He, um...

He...
He was protecting me.

I was really mean to him,
and he was protecting me.

I just want you to know that
about your son. I...

We barely even knew each other,

and he was helping me.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, yeah, you can
come get his phone. Um...

I'll text you the address.

Yeah, I'll just
be waiting here.

No.

No, no, no.

No, please.
Please.

You don't have to feel bad,
OK?

♪ We took a walk together
towards the ledge ♪

♪ You held me close ♪

♪ I was falling ♪

♪ And we teetered
on the razor's edge ♪

♪ I fell ♪

♪ But I'm not sorry ♪

Sorry.

♪ Not sorry ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ I feel your love ♪

♪ It's calling me ♪

♪ I am falling ♪

- ♪ So ♪
- ♪ So ♪

- ♪ Take ♪
- ♪ Take ♪

- ♪ My hand ♪
- ♪ My hand ♪

- ♪ And close your eyes ♪
- ♪ And close your eyes ♪

♪ And we'll ♪

take a walk
together towards the ledge

- ♪ Hold me closer, I am falling ♪
- ♪ Hold me closer, I am falling ♪

- ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪
- ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪