Robot Chicken (2001–…): Season 6, Episode 8 - Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves - full transcript

Robot Chicken dreams up a TV theme song that just keeps going and going; The Robot Chicken Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra knows what it feels like to be her horse, Swift Wind; We show you Skeletor's new plan to take over Eternia.

♪ It´s alive. ♪

S06 E08
- Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves -

Captioning: Rene L. C.
Sync: Nandus

-Hey, you're new arround here, right?
-Yeap, barelly been played.

Little advice? Pop one of those
conector pins from your circuit board

-What? But then I wont work rigth.
-Just trust me.

He's not working.

Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah!

Oh, Yeah.

Wow, that cloud totally
looks like a dude!

-You're right! And look, two more!
-Ha, ha!



It looks like one of them has a knife.

Yeah! And they're
killing that other one!

-He, hey. We're calling the cops.
-Who said that?

-We got witnesses.
-Oh, yeah? We got two heroes?

You ain't see nothing. Don't
make me come after your family.

-What?
-Just do what they say, Jimmy!

-Mom?
-Call 911!

I said no cops!

Hey, look, a turtle!

My mind is going, Dave.
I can feel it.

Doctor Langweid talked me to sing
a song. I can sing it for you.

Yes, I'd like to hear it, Hal.
Sing it for me.

It' called "Smell
your dick", by Riskay.

I ain't that bitch
you want to play with



f[Bleep] drop them boxers,
let me smell your dick

You were right, Max

Linking the robot to my movements
was a key to our victory.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, Max.

I can squeeze you in half.

Somebody needs a
nudging, nudging

No, no, no, please no.

♪ Now settle down, or
little while, gonna ♪

♪ tell you about
a kid named Josh! ♪

♪ He was born in a
suburb above Florida, ♪

♪ with a sister, a
momma, and a dad. ♪

♪ He's not great with the
ladies, but he's good at math, ♪

♪ and he lives in a crazy house,
buh-dum, bam! ♪

♪ And then one day,
Josh got a letter ♪

♪ from an acting
school in France. ♪

♪ So he went to France and♪

♪ now he's there, with Pierre, the
snob, and Brigite, the bombshell, ♪

♪ and they live in a crazy house,
buh-dum, bam! ♪

♪ But then, Josh wont
out of acting school, ♪

♪ and went back to the
crazy house from before. ♪

♪ And now he's back
with his mom and dad, ♪

♪ what a drag at twenty-four,
buh-dum, bam! ♪

♪ And then one day,
Josh was walking alone, ♪

♪ and he found a
talking snake. ♪

♪ And the snake told him
to move back to France. ♪

♪ So they went back to
France, and found Pierre. ♪

♪ But Brigite was married. ♪

♪ So now it's Josh,
Pierre and the snake, ♪

♪ and they live in a crazy house,
buh-dum, bam! ♪

♪ And then the snake
bit Josh and Pierre, ♪

♪ so they decided to
put him to sleep. ♪

♪ But the french veterinarian
felt bad for the snake, ♪

♪ so she decided to save
the snake in secret, ♪

♪ and she brought the snake
back to where she lives, ♪

♪ with a coworker roommate
that've an another talking snake, ♪

♪ and they live
in a crazy house! ♪

♪ It'a a vet, a weirdo
and two talking snakes, ♪

♪ Josh never appears again,
buh-dum, bam. ♪

Ok. So, do we strive or do...

Oh no, you guys are already
running. Wait, wait, wait!

Is anybody else winded already?

-A decoy!
-Get down!

Oh, that's sharp. I shouln't
be running with that.

Cooooool, man, that's heavy.

Oh, my inhaler!
I'll may need that later.

-Medic! Medic!
-You've been shot! Let me heal you.

No, not shot. But I really
mind in twisting my ankle.

Well, actually not
twisted it really, but

I mind in definitely
put my weight on it.

This is a combat zone, you fool!

Actually, my ankle
feel ok, but I

just really need
someone to talk to--

I mean, war is scary.

And what happens when I
get back to the whole front?

That's where the real battle begins--
am I rigth, you molt clew toe.

Is that your healing wafer?

Eu will refind.

Sue, what's the most important
thing you look for in a man?

Arrrrgh, sense of humor?

♪ Just hear me shareland. ♪

♪ Fee on so dareland. ♪

♪ Love my blonde haireland. ♪

♪ Let me play Maryland. ♪

Oh, boy, that Katherine
McPhee sure can sing.

Mr. Spielberg, you shouldn't
be producing TV shows.

You should be making movies.

Aw, the studios
just want remakes.

They even want me to
remake my own movies.

♪ Good Lord, have you seen this ♪

♪ That's the DiMaggio's penis! ♪

Would a remake
really be so bad, Sir?

Fine! They want a remake, I'll
give them the mother of all remakes.

Spielberg's stylle.

Oh, man, I didn't sign up for this.
We're doomed.

Not so fast. Here
comes the War Horse!

-Let's get on, War Horse!
Ne, he, he, he, hey!

Hope you brushed your
pubes today, Albert.

Because we're about
to go balls deep

All, right, War Horse!

-One horse can win the war?
-No.

But E.T. may even the odds.

He who give it live,

can also take it away!

Ouch!

But I thought aliens were
supposed to be cute and cuddling.

Not anymore. Killer
aliens are big box office.

I keep up. I read the trades.

I'm hot lights!

I'm poor, black and ugly,

but I'm here to
f[Bleep] you off.

Celie from The Color Purple
was one bad motherf...

Shut your mouth!

I'm just talking about Celie from
the 1985 film "The Color Purple".

Look! Here comes Tintin!

Riding a velociraptor
riding jaws!

Ah, don't want!
I'm out!

And eyes like a doll's eyes.

It's called "the On Carnivale",

It happens in animation
when the human eye

see something it doesn't
reconize, that's wierd,

But they design over
their so photo real.

We did it, Swift Wind!

The Horde won't bother
us again anytime soon.

Now, let's turn back into plain old

Princess Adora and her horse Spirit.

It' meatloaf night
back at the castle.

No, no, wait, wait, let
me land before you...

Oh, my God, bitch!

I told you to wait for five
f[Bleep]ing seconds.

Spirit, I am so sorry!

This is like a simple
"rule of five" [Bleep] cab.

If we're in the air, I need
my magic [Bleep]ing wings.

For the love of God,
get me a [Bleep]ing doctor.

A Doctor can't help you.

Wait a minute!
You f[Bleep] up the

landing and I get
the death penalty?

A horse's broken
leg will never heal.

Almost fifty percent of a
horse's bones are in its limbs.

Besides which
sixty-five percent of a

horse's weight rest
in its front legs.

You show a loaded
up bold barrows

with the Lara Hard caliber
euthanasia factoid, Sister.

Have you been planning for this?

It's just part of being a
responsible horse owner.

Oh, my Godness!
What's happened?

Oh, it's terrible, Castaspella

That evil Hordak made
us switch bodies again.

I'm really Princess Adora,
and she's really Spirit.

Well, that's easily remedied

-Magical mind swap!
-Wait!

Oh, my leg!

Well, you know, sixty-five percent
of the bones, blah, blah, blah...

I am magic. I could
fix that in two seconds.

Heh. Whose up for a meatloaf?

It's the top of
the hour on KGI AM 780.

♪ AM radio is still exist. ♪

Aha, the perfect plan.

Security would notice Skeletor
and Beast Man sneaking in,

but as babies, we
are undetectable.

Ah, I dont't like this Boss.
When can we turn back?

The spell wears off in one hour.

By then, we'll have infiltraded
the royal chambers and...

How mentioned of
that did you hear?

What you're doing?
Oh, my God!

That's discusting!

What are you complaining about?

I'm the one with the
high and beast senses.

You don't even have a nose.

I smell with my tongue.
That's how my body compensates.

Ok, over the fence on three.

One... two... three!

These puny arms are worthless!

Eighty percent of my
body weight is in my head!

Oh, God, no! Get away
you little turd burglar.

Oh, what a bad baby.

No pushing!

Hey, this isn't so bad.

Oh, yeah! Baby wants more!

-Boss, how do you want...
-Silence, Beast Man.

I'm... uh, adding a
new face to my plan.

Oho, yeah!

Spank the blue of
my bad baby bottom!

Oh, my gosh!
It's Skeletor!

Oh, f[Bleep].

I, King Randor, award
this medal of honor

to Eternia's greatest champion.

Skeletor, if
it wasn't for you,

generations of children
would have suffered

at the hands of
that abusive nanny.

Her cicle of violence
is forever broken.

Thank you.

Aw... Hello? Boss?

I think something's
wrong with the spell.

Captioning: Rene L. C.
Sync: Nandus