Rizzoli & Isles (2010–2016): Season 6, Episode 9 - Love Taps - full transcript

Please.

No! No!

No! No!

No. No. No.

Nooo!

- Maura Isles, you are brilliant!
- Oh, I like the sound of that.

- Oh... my...
- It's great, right?

- Oh, you were so right.
- About what?

Oh, don't be modest.
This is all you.

I can't believe
I didn't listen to you sooner.

I'm not sure what it is
you think I said,



but I am fairly certain that
there's been a miscommunication.

No, no, no, no, no.
Come on.

All the nagging that you did
about how I should...

change up my wardrobe,
shake it up?

Well, I took your advice.

Well, I just meant you should
expand your wardrobe a little.

Yes!
And I can't stop doing this!

Okay, well, it's a bold choice.

Mm! And the jacket's
just the beginning.

What do you think about overalls?

Hmm.

Mm. Still avoiding calls
from our father, are we?

I do not have time to chat.

I thought you were gonna
talk to him.



Yes, I thought I was, too.

- When's he leave?
- Saturday.

But he wants to get
together tonight, have dinner,

go over some paperwork
for the family trust.

Mm. Good.

You guys can finally
talk, get it all out.

What are you doing?

I'm helping.
What time works for you?

That is not helping.

You can do this, Maura.

I wouldn't even know where to start.

Okay, well, how about, uh,

"You cheated on my mom
and then made me lie about it,

which sucked"?
That sums it up nicely.

Yeah, but what good
would it really do?

I mean, so much time has passed.

Yeah, but you're still
carrying it around inside.

So you could just get it out
and tell him how you feel.

Wait. You're one to talk.

You don't tell anyone how you feel.

Well, I'll tell you
how I feel right now.

I feel that you should do this...

...or you're gonna be
avoiding him forever.

That is a statement, not a feeling.

- Doesn't make it any less true. Rizzoli.
- Isles.

Do you wanna borrow my jacket?

Yeah, put it on and go like this.

Makes you feel incredible,
like you could do anything.

Like shoot
targets while riding a horse?

Yes, and solve crimes.

- Yes. No, that sounds terrible.
- No, I'm here.

- We'll be right there.
- Mm-hmm.

6x09 - "Love Taps"

So don't make
it a dinner with your father.

- Do something casual.
- My father and I don't do casual.

Well, maybe you should start.

You know, just meet, talk.
Baby steps.

- Nice jacket.
- Mm, it was all Maura's idea.

I never mentioned fringe.

- Victim's at the bottom of the hill.
- Thank you, sergeant.

You messing with her?

Yeah.

I'm making a point, but it's always so

much more fun to amuse
myself while I do it.

- What do we got?
- Well, hikers found him this morning.

Appears to have fallen from up top.

- Ow.
- Yeah.

He was hard to see. The body
was behind those rocks.

The victim was a student
over at state.

Stuart Crane.

Only thing he had on him was
his student I.D. and keys.

No cash, no credit cards.
No cell phone.

- Robbery?
- Possible.

C.S.R.U.'s up top.
They haven't found much.

Prescott Trail is real popular.
There's footprints everywhere.

- Any witnesses?
- Not so far.

Part of the cliff's broken away.

You can see where he tried
to get himself up.

Must've lost his grip.
Crime techs found these.

Maura, anything interesting?

There are signs of rigor mortis
on the jaw and hands.

I'd estimate the time of death to be about...

- three to four hours ago.
- Around sunrise.

Abrasions and bruising are
consisnt with a fall.

Might've slipped.
Still pretty dark around dawn.

Except there are two wounds
in the back of the skull

that resulted in
a severely depressed fracture.

They appear too similar...
to be from a random fall.

You think somebody hit him
with something?

I can't be certain yet.
The wounds have abraded margins,

which could've been caused
by something dense

Or blows that were delivered
with tremendous pressure.

Frankie, have C.S.R.U. pay close
attention to the rocks up top.

Blood trace would be easy to miss.

Guess I'll be getting
my cardio for the week.

There's unusual trauma
to the fingers and hands.

Unusual how?

Well, the bones in the
fingertips appear to be broken.

Broken fingers and a cracked skull?

Doesn't sound much like a robbery.

Sounds like he pissed somebody off.

- Like, dead dead?
- I'm afraid so.

- You two close?
- I barely know the guy.

You were roommates.

Well, no offense,
but dude's super boring.

Yeah, he's like an
English major or somethin'.

Any idea why he was up at
Prescott Trail early this morning?

Well, he usually takes off
before the sun's up.

Did he have any problems with anyone?

- Like you know, arguments or fights?
- Not that I ever heard about.

Do you mind telling me
how you got that shiner?

Oh, I bodychecked a forward
at hockey practice this mornin'.

It's nice, huh?

- Wallet's here ... debit card, cash.
- So it probably wasn't robbery.

I'm gonna get this phone to Nina,
see if she can unlock it.

- It's weird that he didn't have it with him.
- Most college kids,

it's like they have them
permanently attached.

Have a feeling he's not like
most college kids.

First edition "Don Juan."
Lord Byron.

Probably worth a
couple thousand dollars.

No way.
Couple thousand bucks for a book?

- You know, like, just read it online, right?
- Yeah. Right.

Thank you.

Go talk to some of
the other kids in this dorm.

They can't all be knuckleheads.

These are spiral fractures.
The twisting pattern is caused

by pressure being exerted
by a moving object.

Like someone was stepping
on his fingers?

That would account for the pattern.
In fact, I believe it's

likely that the damage was done
by a rubber-soled hiking boot.

Dr. Isles, are you actually speculating

about how this damage was inflicted?

I don't need to speculate,
I have science.

Specifically...
I have Gaussian filters that can

isolate those particles.
I also found trace amounts

of thermoplastic
polyurethane on the skin,

which is a synthetic rubber
commonly found on hiking boots.

You really do love showing off
your toys, don'tcha?

- I do.
- I get it.

Now the cause of death is the trauma
to the back of the skull.

Two blows from the same dense object
from different angles.

The second blow was delivered
from a much higher vantage point.

So unless our killer
had a sudden growth spurt,

Stuart fell, and then
the killer hit him again.

That would correlate to
my findings.

Ok. Thanks, Maura.

26. 27.
No, 28.

- What's up?
- Oh, you're not gonna believe this.

- 29. 30.
- No way.

- What's going on?
- Nina unlocks Stuart's phone, and it's weird ...

there's no email,
no calendar programs, no apps,

- but there's a lot of texts.
- 31.

- Now that's just greedy.
- 31 what?!

- Women.
- What?

Not just women, girlfriends.

- 32.
- Stuart Crane had 32 girlfriends?

Stuart wasn't just reading
"Don Juan."

The guy was Don Juan.

It's hard to believe he
had so many girlfriends.

Stuart doesn't seem like the type.

Some of these texts are sweet:

"Before I met you,
I never knew what it was like

to think of someone and smile
for absolutely no reason."

- Aww.
- Seriously?

- Sounds like a cheesy greeting card.
- I'd buy that card.

I would, too.
Anything else interesting?

So far, the conversations
are what you'd expect.

"How was your day?
I miss you."

This woman is really into kittens.

- He tells her all the time how much he loves them.
- Mnh-mnh.

So basically, he just tells them
what they wanna hear.

Anybody talk to him about
meeting this morning?

Not that I found yet.
As far as I can tell, he

never met up with any of
the women he was dating.

And none of them seem
to be from the college.

- Maybe he met them online.
- Maybe, but I didn't find

anything like that on his computer.

He only used this cell for
chatting with his girlfriends,

nothing with friends or family,

which makes me think
he has a second phone.

C.S.R.U. didn't find one
at the crime scene.

Can you check
with other service providers

- and see if you can find something?
- Mhm.

Frankie, can you go back
to the dorm room,

see if you can find the phone?

- Yeah.
- Stuart Crane's mother lives in Ohio.

He has a sister over in Hartford.
She's driving in now.

Hey, look at this.

"Contact my wife again,
and you're a dead man."

There's a whole series of these.

- Who's Donovan?
- That's Stuart's middle name.

He used it with all his girlfriends.

"You home-wrecking asshole.
I'll cut off your ..."

- Ooh!
- That's some colorful language.

Definitely not medically advisable.

Well, let's get a name and address.

Yeah, let's go see
if he still has his...

Unbelievable.

That bastard had the nerve
to call the cops on me.

You sent some pretty
threatening messages.

You said you'd kill him
in some pretty creative ways.

I was upset.
Wouldn't you be if you found out

your wife had some secret boyfriend?

Sure. I might even be mad
enough to confront the jerk,

knock him around a little bit.
Is that how you felt?

I wanted him to stop contacting Heather.

I told you, honey, we were just texting.
It didn't mean anything.

If Donovan has a problem, he should
talk to me about it in person.

You have two convictions
of disorderly conduct.

- You got a temper?
- I'm done with your questions.

Well, that's too bad
'cause we're not done asking.

Why don't we go downtown?
You might feel better

about answering these
questions down there.

Or you can just tell us where you were
from 5:00 to 6:00 this morning.

Why do you need to know where I...

Was this guy killed or something?
Because I've never even met him.

Then you won't mind answering
the questions.

Between 5:00 and 6:00, I was working.

I pulled a double.
Plenty of people saw me.

This is ridiculous.
Rick couldn't have killed Donovan.

- Donovan's not even real.
- Excuse me?

- He's just an app.
- An app?

- You're kding.
- I-It's called "yourperfectmate."

You sign up, and they give
you a virtual boyfriend.

- It's like a computer or something.
- You've been texting with a robot?

He tells me I look pretty every day,
and you're never home. I...

I just wanted you to
get a little jealous.

Looks like Stuart upgraded his image.

Rick Matthews' alibi checked out.

Witnesses saw him at work
at the time of the murder.

I finished reading all the other texts.

Nothing suspicious, but I'm
still running backgrounds.

Did Frankie track down the
owners of yourperfectmate?

Yeah. Crane's been employed
there for the last six months.

He handled up to 40 clients at a time.

- Any problems?
- They said he was a model employee.

Are you in the
market for a fake boyfriend?

I don't think it's come to that yet.
I just wanna vet the app,

see if any obvious
security flaws pop out.

Okay, so what do you do?
You pick the kind of guy you like?

Yeah. You answer questions
about what you like ...

age, hobbies, interests.

- I said I like horses.
- I could see you on a ranch.

- Right?
- Yeah.

- So it's down to polo player or cowboy.
- Mm, cowboy of ourse.

Like that's even a real choice.

Looks like they say
the most important for last ...

- funny or romantic?
- Well, you can't have both.

Let's go with funny.

So we hit "meet my new boyfriend..."
Ooh! Hello Winston.

- There's somebody you could have a beer with.
- Mm-hmm?

- Any luck onthe second phone?
- I found a number registered in Crane's name.

Tried to call it, but
the phone's powered off.

Frankie recanvassed
the crime scene and the dorm

but didn't find the phone itself.

Did you subpoena the carrier
for the phone records?

Yeah. Still waiting.

If...

- Oh, it's from Winston.
- Hmm.

"I'd ri..."
Oh, Winston's the naughty.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

- God, I love cowboys.
- Who doesn't?

This is the last time
that we were out together.

- Over the summer.
- You and your brother were close?

Stuart was the man of the family.

He was the youngest,

but he always knew what to say
to make us feel better.

Do you know if he had
any issues at school?

No. Being broke would probably
be his biggest problem.

He was paying his own way
through college.

That's why he started working
for that, um...

- computer boyfriend thing.
- "Yourperfectmate."

We joked about it...

how growing up with four women
was a perfect training.

He enjoyed it...

- at least until they stopped paying him.
- He hadn't been paid?

- No, not in weeks.
- Did he say why?

The owners had promised
funding was coming in,

but I told Stuart it sounded like
they were just stringing him along.

- What made you think that?
- I don't know.

The app has a lot of problems.
There was this one woman

who had this crazy husband
who wrote terrible things to Stuart.

- I think we talked to him.
- But it wasn't the first time

- that something like this had happened.
- Did he have problems with other clients?

Yeah. But Stuart needed the money,
so he put up with it.

Do you think
that Stuart getting killed

did something to do with the app?

I mean, he just said
nice things to people.

Why would somebody
wanna hurt him for that?

We don't know exactly what happened.
But I promise you, we'll find out.

Maura.
I'm so glad you called.

And the park ... wonderful idea.

There's a barista who makes
a bracing espresso.

- Can I bring you one?
- No, thank you.

So... routine paperwork.

- I'm sorry it needs to be notarized.
- That's fine.

- I will have them for you by tomorrow.
- That's fine.

- I should get back.
- Maura...

- can't we just talk?
- I don't...

I don't know how to talk to you.
I haven't since I was 14.

Is this the way it's always
gonna be between us?

I made a mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.

But your mother and I worked it out.

She... She forgave me for
the affair a long time ago.

- Why can't you?
- You never asked me to.

You just... acted like
nothing ever happened.

Well, I didn't know
how to talk to you about all that.

- Well, you never tried.
- I was embarrassed.

And I was traumatized...
by you.

- Understand how difficult things were ...
- No, you don't!

You don't, or you would
have talked to me about it.

You would have told Mom that I know.

You would've done something ...
something other than let me

carry around this terrible secret
for all these years on my own.

You and your mother
never talked about it?

You asked me not to say anything.

I didn't. I was scared
that Mom would leave

if she knew that you asked me
to keep this secret for you.

Despite everything...
I wanted you to stay together.

I had...
I had no idea.

You went off to boarding school.
I was out of the country.

So you thought things
would get better because we were

- on different continents?
- Of course not.

So how exactly was
that supposed to help?

I thought things would
get easier with time.

They didn't.
They got worse.

Your secret became my secret.
After all these years.

Maura...

I am grieved that you
suffered for my stupidity.

It is the one thing in my life
I most regret.

And if I could go back in time
and change things,

I'd do that in a heartbeat.

I miss you so much.

I missed you too...

for so long.

And then I got over it.

I'll text you when the papers are ready.

I wonder how many clients they have.

I don't know, but I guess a lot.

Not just lonely people.

What about a gay guy
who's not out to his family?

Or a woman at work who wants
the boss to stop hitting on her?

Or maybe you just want your
mother to stop pestering

you about meeting someone
nice so you can settle down?

I'm just sayin'.

You don't think Stuart's death had
something to do with his job here?

That's what we're trying to find out.

That's crazy.
Our clients loved him.

Uh, we heard there were problems.

Some hard feelings, maybe.

Nothing that anyone would
kill someone over.

How do you know?
Do you monitor every text

between your employees and clients?

No, but our Cyranos report any
problems, and we deal with them.

- Cyranos?
- That's what we call our responders.

- Cute.
- Must be hard to keep responders

when you don't pay 'em
for several weeks.

What are you talking about?

Our investor keeps
delaying the new funding.

- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want you to worry.

We heard he was pretty upset about it.

I assured him that he would
be paid, every cent.

Would you mind telling us
where you were

- between 5:00 and 6:00 this morning?
- He was right here.

We both were.
We practically live here.

Though it's obvious we're not
talking as often as we should be.

There's security footage
if you want to see it.

We do. These problems that Stuart
was having ... what happened?

A woman sent
some inappropriate pictures.

Another tried to meet,
but our system keeps

client and responder
information anonymous.

Those conversations with former
clients weren't on his phone.

No, but we have them archived
on our servers.

We'll need access to that data ...
all your data, as a matter of fact.

- So, how'd it go?
- I did it. I talked to him.

- Yeah? How do you feel?
- Honestly, I don't feel any different.

I thought I'd be
much more relieved,

like some big burden had been lifted.

- Maybe it has.
- Doesn't feel like it has.

Okay, well, you said that keeping
your father's secret is the

reason that you break out in
hives when you tell a lie, right?

It's a working hypothesis.

Okay, so let's test it out.
Lie to me.

- What?
- Yeah. Say something.

Anything.
But make it big, so it counts.

And then we'll see
if you break out in hives.

- Jane ...
- Lie to me!

I really like your new jacket.

Fringe has always been
one of my favorites.

- Are you itchy?
- Not yet.

All right. I gotta go.
But this is good.

Keep lying, all right?
Keep it up.

Maybe you've had
a breakthrough or something.

Oh, hey.
The whole fringe jacket thing?

I'm not keeping it.
I was just messing with you.

Jane, I love it
when you play pranks on me.

Yeah, I'll get some chocolates.

Or ... Or maybe flowers.
Flowers are better, right?

Vince, just tell Kiki you're sorry.

Couples argue.
It's normal.

Well, Kiki and I don't.
Mostly, we laugh.

This is our first argument. I wanna
make sure the apology is right.

What did you fight over anyway?

- It was so stupid.
- Huh.

She kept talking about
this wedding she was looking

forward to going to,
and she didn't invite me.

- Did you offer to take her?
- No!

Obviously, she didn't want me there.

And I got annoyed and said
some things I wish I hadn't.

Oh, so you got your feelings hurt?

- Just tell her.
- I will.

Maybe over a really nice bottle of wine.

Uh... or over a burger and fries.

Hey, Kiki. You're looking
gorgeous as always.

Thank you, Angela.
It's nice to see you.

Nice to see you, too.

So, uh, your timing is perfect
because Vince was just telling me

how he had something very important
he wanted to talk to you about.

Adiós!

I stopped by the station.
They said I'd find you here.

Thank you.

Well, I thought we were
going for more salads.

Oh.
What can I tell you?

I'm a work in progress.

Besides, more salads doesn't
necessarily mean fewer burgers.

I, uh, I just wanted to
apologize for the other night.

I'm not sure exactly what happened ...

You don't have to apologize. I do.

Were you upset about
me going to the wedding?

I was...

disappointed you didn't
ask me to come along.

Well...

I just thought you wanted
to take things slower.

Why would you think that?

Well, because you haven't
introduced me to any of your friends.

I mean, except for Angela, and
that was just because we were here.

Of course I want you to meet my
friends, and they are dying to meet you.

Oh, that's nice.

Maybe I'll throw a little
get-together tomorrow night.

- Oh, no, you don't have to do that.
- Oh, I want to... very much.

Accept my apology?

- You want a burger?
- I'd love one.

Hey, you free tomorrow night?

Yes. Anything to get me out
of Frankie's apartment.

- Are you two at each other's throats?
- Yeah, he's just, you know...

"Don't drink my beer."
"Put your pizza box away."

- He's bossier than Ma.
- Well, it is his apartment.

Oh, that's nice.
Take his side.

- What's tomorrow night?
- You wanna meet Kiki?

Well, it's about time!

- Hey, Jane?
- Yeah.

Uh, we've been going through the
data we got from yourperfectmate.

Anything on Stuart's former clients?

Well, nothing suspicious,
but we noticed something.

Two of his clients mentioned
being burglarized

shortly after they
began texting with him.

Both times, the women told Crane
they'd be away from home

the night someone broke in.

Oh, so they text him the information,
and then he uses it to rob them.

Except that it's probably not Stuart.
We checked the client data

and cross-indexed it
with police records.

There have been 27 burglaries reported

by yourperfectmate clients
over the last three months,

and they all follow the same pattern.

They target empty homes
and unattended vehicles.

And they're all assigned
to different responders.

Who has access to the company's data?

Unfortunately, a lot of people.

We ran their employee list through
our database, but no one popped.

We're gonna check them out one by one,

- but it's gonna take some time.
- I have an idea.

Do you still have the naughty cowboy?

Winston? At your service.

- Who's Winston?
- Nina's fake boyfriend.

And I am texting him how my brother...

leaves his electric guitars
in his van at night.

- What guitars?
- The expensive ones.

Boston P.D.!
Turn around!

This is the part where you put
your hands on your head.

27 burglaries.
You've been busy, Evan.

I don't know what you're talking about.

We caught you red-handed.

All I did was break into one empty van.

Oh. So this had nothing to do
with a text that was sent

by a yourperfectmate client?

Where you just happen to be
a programmer.

That van belonged
to one of our users?

Wow. That's a hell
of a coincidence.

Especially given that every one
of these burglaries

also involves
a yourperfectmate client.

- I don't know anything about those.
- Oh, that's good...

because we compiled a list
of everything that was stolen.

We're just waiting on a warrant
for your apartment.

- Wonder what we'll find in there.
- Mm.

Help us, and we'll talk to the D.A.

Okay.
Maybe I took advantage

of my access to some user information.

I mean, what are
these women thinking,

telling some total stranger
all about their personal lives?

You know, if it wasn't me,
it would've been somebody else.

But it was you.

- You have help?
- No.

It's hard to believe
you could've pulled this off

without anyone else catching on.

Who? The owners?
Like they'd ever notice.

Well, a Cyrano might've figured it out.

Someone like Stuart Crane?
Maybe he wanted a piece?

Or confronted you about
stealing from his clients?

Stuart Crane?
What's he got to do with this?

That's what we wanna know.

- Something happen to him?
- He was murdered.

Wait... you think... I had
something to do with this.

- Did you?
- I barely knew the guy. Okay? I ...

If you know anything,
you need to tell us.

This is serious, Evan.

Yeah, I get that. Um...

I think I'd like a lawyer now.

Here you go.
Signed and notarized.

- I hope this wasn't too much trouble.
- Not at all.

Maura, I really am sorry.

I may never be able
to express how much.

Thank you.

You're... probably busy,

but a colleague of mine is
speaking this evening on the

development of the Khmuic
tribes of, uh, Thailand and Laos.

The Khmu language is
wonderfully rhythmic.

Yes. Yes, it is.

And Dr. Moore is quite engaging.

We used to enjoy the occasional
anthropology lecture, didn't we?

We did.

Maura, I know I may never
be able to repair

the schism between us,
but perhaps tonight

we can just simply be
two ordinary adults

attending a lecture
on Southeast Asian culture?

I appreciate the invitation,
but I can't.

Well...
perhaps next time I'm in town.

- Have a safe trip.
- Thank you.

Goodbye, Maura.

Can I ask you something?

You wanna know why
I don't want to repair

my relationship with my
father, even though he

is reaching out and
attempting to bridge the chasm

that has built up between the two of us
over the past two decades.

Actually, I was gonna ask you

if you enjoyed those
lectures as a young girl.

Oh. Yes.
They were fascinating.

Sounds like a snooze fest to me.

But since you did bring
it up, why don't you

wanna repair your
relationship with your father?

He lives his life.
I live mine.

That's how it's been
ever since he cheated.

So I've just ...
I've come to accept it.

You know, when your kids are little,

they look up to you.
You're their whole world.

But, uh, parents are not perfect.

Don't get me wrong.
I'm not excusing what your father did.

He made a mistake, and one
that has caused you so much...

pain and... anger.

- Why hold on to that, Maura?
- At this point,

I'm not certain I know how to let it go.

Well, you've lived with
it for so long. maybe you

should try something
different and see what happens.

Baby steps.

Are you sure we're talking about ma?

'Cause that's
shockingly rational advice.

Well, your mother can be very rational.

We're talking about the same person

who thinks she started
the Led Zeppelin riot in 1975?

Well, we can't prove she didn't.

Okay, did you find anything
that links Evan Ballard

- to Stuart's murder?
- No, the rubber on the boots

that we found
in the suspect's apartment

was not a match to what
we found on the fingers.

- I'm still waiting ...
- Jane.

Stuart's personal cell phone
just showed up online.

Can we track it?

We don't have a warrant
for G.P.S. data yet,

but whoever has the phone
is using the camera.

Photos are uploading automatically
to Stuart's cloud storage.

Well, at least he didn't erase 'em.

Looks pretty run down.
Maybe a homeless person picked it up?

That looks like...
the lip of a skateboard at the bottom,

But... that's not any skate park
I know. Where is that?

- Isotria medeoloides.
- You're so what?

The small whorled pogonia.
It's a rare native plant.

I saw some on my hike
through Franklin Park.

And if I recall correctly,

there was an old
maintenance area nearby.

Okay, well, let's assume
you recall correctly.

- How do we get there?
- Off the main path,

you would travel approximately
40 degrees due West ...

- Nope.
- Okay. Oh, if you start where the butterflies

- nest every spring ...
- How do I know where the butterflies nest?!

Well, you would know if you went
on these hikes with me.

- Who wants to go on a hike with ...
- I don't wanna be that person,

but we only have a location
if the phone stays on.

Wish granted! We're going on a hike.
Lead the way.

- My shoes are suede.
- Keep walking.

This photo was uploaded
two minutes ago,

and that building's
in the background.

All right, backup's on the way,
but I don't wanna

risk losing them.
You wanna go around back?

- Okay.
- You stay here.

What do you want to do?

All right, all right!
I got next, though!

Boston P.D. You know you guys
aren't supposed to be here.

We're not bothering anybody, officer.

It's detective.
Let me see your cell phones.

- Why?
- 'Cause I said so.

- Are we under arrest?
- You keep acting like this, you might be.

Well, um, I don't see a warrant.

So unless you can prove probable
cause or an imminent threat,

we don't have to show you anything.

That's cute. That's really good.
What, you a lawyer?

It's called reddit, detective.
We know our rights.

- Let me explain to you about your rights ...
- Jane.

Excuse me.

Look.

Okay, you know what?
Scratch the cell phones.

I just need to see the moron
who took this.

Hands behind your back.

Holiday's a badass!

Put that on reddit.

You get anything from Evan Ballard?

Lawyer's still in with him.

Hey, Kiki's coming
into the Robber tonight.

Figured it's time for her
to meet everyone.

Can you make it?

Sure. You're introducing her
to all of us at once?

- Brave man.
- Yeah.

Hey, what's wrong?
You're not having second

- thoughts about Kiki, are you?
- Oh, no, no. Kiki's great.

It's the healthiest relationship
I've had in...

maybe ever.

But now that she's about
to meet the family,

it's making me realize I...
I really wanna keep her around.

So what's the problem?

Well, my track record
with women suggests

that the odds of this
working out aren't so great.

Everyone's track record is terrible
until they meet the one that works.

- When'd you get so smart?
- Ah, I've always been smart.

Not that anyone would notice.

So far, the kid's sticking to his story.

Says he was hanging out
on Prescott Trail yesterday

around 6:00, found
the cell phone in the dirt.

And thought what, "hey, free phone"?

Pretty much.
And he figured out the password

- by the finger smudges on the screen.
- Smart.

That's not the first word
I'd use to describe him,

but he says that he didn't
see anyone or anything,

- and that includes our body.
- You believe him?

I'm starting to, yeah.
Stealing a cell phone

hardly seems like a motive
for murder.

Evan Ballard's lawyer wants to talk.

- You think he's gonna cop to the killing?
- I doubt it.

He seemed genuinely surprised
when he heard Stuart was dead.

So we have two thieves and no killer.

- Nina get anything off that phone?
- She's working on it.

- Hey. What do you got?
- I went through Stuart's phone.

Mostly friends and family,

but I also found some texts
from Heather Matthews.

The client with the jealous husband?

Her messages to Stuart
started a week ago

and became increasingly agitated.

They suddenly stopped yesterday.
Look at this.

"I don't understand
why you're ignoring me.

I know you were home yesterday."

That sounds like she might've
been stalking him.

- Mm.
- What do we have on her?

No criminal record, but her
bank account shows a withdrawal

of $2,500 from savings a week ago.

Might explain that
first edition "Don Juan"

- you found in Stuart's dorm.
- Well, maybe it was a gift.

Heather also doesn't have much
of an online presence,

but this may be why ...

she's got three social media
accounts that were closed

- for inappropriate and abusive conduct.
- Mm.

- Evan Ballard's lawyer wants to deal.
- He know something about the murder?

Evan admitted that he sold
information to several yourperfectmate

clients who wanted to learn the
identities of their online boyfriends.

Was one of them Heather Matthews?

It was.
That's why he lawyered up.

Didn't want to be charged as
an accessory to murder.

- We gotta bring her in.
- I'll get Jane.

Wait a second.

Gasoline.

She's gonna torch the place.

Get the front.
I'll go around back.

Shit.

Boston P.D.!
Don't move!

Get out.

Put the lighter up.

He said he was going to leave me.

Why does everyone wanna leave me?

Heather, listen to me, okay?

- I understand that this is hard for you.
- I thought Stuart loved me.

But then he told me it wasn't real.

He didn't even appreciate the book.

- And it was a very thoughtful gift.
- It was perfect!

I followed him onto the trail
because...

I wanted him to understand
how much I cared.

He told me to leave him alone.

Wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hey.

Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me, okay?

I know that you did not want
to hurt Stuart. Okay?

Just like I know you
don't wanna do this.

I know you don't wanna
hurt Rick. Okay?

- I don't wanna hurt anyone.
- Okay.

But nobody leaves me.

No!

Nice catch.

Easy. Take it easy.

Put your hands behind your back.
It's gonna be okay.

- You ready to go?
- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, no.
- What? I'm not messing with you.

- Jane.
- Okay, I'm messing with you a little bit.

I got gasoline on my jacket,

and luckily, I had
this... at... my chair.

Oh, goodness.

All right. Well, before we go...

there is something
that I wanted to say.

Are you gonna make
some sort of proclamation?

I am who I am

because of the things
that have happened in my life,

- the good and the bad.
- Sounds very proclamation-y.

My relationships with my family

have been...
challenging at times,

and they've certainly had
a significant influence.

But other people have been
just as important.

Do you mean super...smart
and funny people

that don't mind borrowing
leftovers from your fridge?

If it wasn't for you, Jane,
and your family,

I think I would probably be
one of those people

that's sitting home on a Friday night,
reading medical journals.

And instead,
I'm heading out for the evening,

surrounded by friends.

Oh, please. You love
those medical journals!

That's true.
But you all keep me so busy,

- I never run out of new ones.
- In that case, you're welcome.

Now let's go!

Please don't do that in public.

I can't help it!

Jane, that fringe is gonna
scratch your cornea.

Or yours, so stay back!
I'll just do it to the car.

I promise...
but keep your distance!

Oh, my god.

♪ Remember when we started... ♪

...and that's when I realized

the towel was stuck
in the elevator door.

- No!
- Yes!

- So what did you do?
- So I stood up straight

and I saluted the very
shocked army captain and said,

"just doing my part for
the enlisted men, sir."

- I'll get the next round.
- Oh, I'll get 'em.

No, let me.
I'm in good with the owner.

Besides, when will you all
have time to talk about me?

- # for you #
- Okay, she's fantastic.

Why have you been
hiding her all this time?

I was afraid you all might
scare her off.

- Mm.
- Oh, not a chance. She loves us.

And we love her.

I'm so happy I had a chance to meet her.

- I'm sorry I have to leave.
- I'm just happy you were here.

Thank you.

You sure you don't wanna take
a twirl in the fringe jacket?

I'm seriously tempted,
but I think I'm okay.

All right.
But just so you know,

the fringe is always here for you.

Okay. Thanks.

# you make me whole #

# I will follow you #

Hey! To Kiki!

# through whatever comes,
through whatever comes #

# I will follow you,
I will follow you #

# through whatever comes,
through whatever comes #

Cam, I'll catch up with you
after the lecture,

- if that's okay?
- Mm-hmm.

As it turns out,

I couldn't resist the pull
of a Dr. Moore lecture.

Well, I can hardly blame you.
You're only human.

- Shall we?
- Sure.

Mm.
One thing I should mention

- in the interest of full disclosure...
- What's that?

I actually find the Eastern Khmu dialect

- more interesting than the Western Khmu.
- Oh, that's ridiculous.

Oh, no, no.
Narrow registration, tonal palate.

The language is much purer.

Yes, but in Western Khmu dialects,

one can track the evolution
in tone across the region.