Riverdale (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Chapter Fourteen: A Kiss Before Dying - full transcript

Previously on Riverdale...

If we don't face the reality
of who and what we are,

then what happened to
Jason could happen again.

Or, God forbid, something even worse.

"Thanks for trying. I'm
going to be with Jason now..."

Where would Cheryl go to be with Jason?

- No!
- Cheryl!

Cheryl!

It's the only way we can
truly start over, be purified.

Your father's facing serious jail time.

Your mom's over-extended
and out of state.



Serpents take care of their own.

- We got your back.
- Juggy?

He's moving in with a foster family.

Why are you trying to
push Fred out of this deal?

Your father is coming back.

He and Fred, they will not get along.

I'm not selling, Hermione.

Our story continues.

The Mayor's Jubilee was
supposed to change everything.

Be a new start.

But when we woke up the next morning,

Riverdale was still, at
its heart, a haunted town.

Meanwhile, Archie Andrews, who doesn't
even have a driver's license yet,

is at this very moment careening
down the streets of Riverdale,



trying to outrace death.

Hold on, Dad, hold on.

Hold on, Dad. We're almost there.

We're almost there.
They're gonna fix you up.

Stay with me, Dad, stay with me.

Now, I don't believe
in miracles, usually,

but it was a miracle that Archie
got his dad to Riverdale General

without wrecking the truck.

Help, please.

Help, hey! Someone help me and my dad.

- Gurney!
- What happened to him?

He was... He was shot.

Sir, can you hear me?

- Can you tell me your name?
- His name's Fred Andrews.

He's not responding.

- Massive blood loss, it looks...
- Let's go. He's in shock.

Sir, I'm sorry, I need you to step away.

One, two, three!

I'm right here, Dad,
I'm right here. Okay.

I'm right here.

I'm right here.

Dad? What gives? Take the picture.

The ceremony starts in
the gym in ten minutes.

Yeah, Dad, what's taking so long?

I...

Just can't believe we're here, Archie.

We're at your graduation. I...

I didn't think I'd live to see this day.

Yeah, except you didn't, Mr. A.

What?

You didn't live to see this day.

Don't you remember? At Pop's?

Everybody down!

Good morning, sweetheart.

So, what did you and your
friends do after the Jubilee?

We went to Pop's.

And then, Jughead and I
went back to FP's trailer.

Oh, Betty.

If that beanie-wearing cad defiled you,

at least please tell
me that you were safe.

What?

No, Mom, we didn't. I mean...

We almost did, but then
we were interrupted...

- Well, thank God.
- By the Southside Serpents.

Excuse me? By those thugs?

Oh. See, I knew that Jughead was gonna
follow in FP's criminal footsteps.

The apple doesn't
fall far from the tree,

especially not when there's a
snake curled up in its limbs.

If that's Snake Plissken,
I want him blocked.

- It's Archie.
- Block him too.

Hey.

What is that?

A chocolate almond croissant

from Bean & Beluga.

Unfortunately, I only have the one.

The other thing, Veronica.

Oh, this. A mimosa.

There was a bottle of champagne in
the fridge just begging to be popped.

Okay, that was a bottle
of Cristal for your father.

Sorry, I have to take this.

If that's your house
guest from last night...

It's Betty. Hello?

Hey, Betty.

Arch?

God.

I came out of the bathroom and there was

this man, thief...

Wearing this hood,
with a gun on Pop Tate,

and then he pointed it
at my dad and he fired.

- Oh, my God, Archie.
- And then he...

And then he what?

And then he bolted.

Then I was holding my dad,

Pop Tate called an ambulance and it
didn't come so I drove here and...

And I don't know, maybe I should've
waited, maybe I made it worse...

No, dude, are you kidding me?

You saved your dad's life.

First Cheryl, and now your dad.

If you keep this up, you're
gonna need a superhero name.

Like Pureheart the Powerful.

There isn't any new information.
Your dad's in surgery.

He's gonna be there for a while.

Uh, Archie. Have you spoken to
your mother about any of this yet?

No. No, I haven't called her.

I'll be right back.

- What?
- Mom.

Do not start this.

Start what?

Well, of course, I can't help but wonder

if your Southside associates

had anything to do with
what happened to Fred.

- Alice, relax.
- Unbelievable.

At least you can't accuse my father of being
the shooter, considering he's in jail.

Oh, my God, I can't handle this.

Hey, Mom, how are you?

Good, yeah, good. We're, uh... We...

Actually, Mom, we're not,
we're in trouble here.

Dad's in the hospital.

It was a robbery,

and, uh, he was shot.

I don't know what's gonna happen, Mom,

but I think you should come here
as soon as you can, in case...

In case we have to say goodbye.

- Sheriff.
- How's your dad doing?

He's still in surgery.

Archie, I know this is a
hell of a time for you, but...

perhaps we could go somewhere
and talk about what happened.

Is it cool if I tag along?

- Actually, if you don't mind...
- Yeah, that'd be great, Jug.

He was maybe 5'10".

160 pounds or so.

And he was wearing dark
pants and a dark jacket?

Anything on that jacket?

Any symbol or insignia?

- You mean like a snake?
- No, it was just a jacket.

No snake.

And the ski mask that he had on...

No, it's not a ski mask.

It's a hood, a black hood.

Homemade, like he'd cut
the eyes out himself.

And the guy's eyes were green.

Now, Pop Tate had a fairly
good idea of what happened

up until when your father was shot.

And then, well...

There are some gaps. And I
need you to help me fill those.

What did he do, our masked man?

After he shot my dad?

He...

Nothing. He shot my dad,
ran out of the diner.

Who did this, Sheriff?

Archie, it's just... It's
too early to speculate.

But this guy, he was probably out of
his head on meth or the jingle jangle,

some Southside lowlife that was just

looking for a cash grab.

How much did he get? How much cash?

We're waiting to hear
about that from Pop Tate.

Since this is Riverdale,

I have to ask. What if
robbery wasn't the motive?

What else could it be?

Well, I mean, I suppose it could be
someone who has a grudge against your dad.

Wanted to make it look like a robbery.

But I mean, it's just too early to tell.

There are certain things no one
does better than Veronica Lodge.

Makeovers, party planning, dance-offs,

dropping vintage bon mots
as if they were bonbons...

Conversely, there are
things that I'm not good at.

Grief, bedside vigils,
comforting boyfriends...

Okay, well, that's the
old Veronica talking.

Old Veronica would've bolted by now.

But new Veronica doesn't
want to let Archie down.

And you won't.

Oh, and speaking of...

Archie, hey.

Were you not telling
Sheriff Keller something?

My dad told me that he and
Mrs. Lodge fired the Serpents

they had working on their crew.

I know your dad vouches for them,

but what if one of them was
pissed off enough to do something?

Let me see what I can find out.

Thanks, bro.

Archie Andrews? I'm Steven Masters,

- I'm your father's doctor.
- How is he?

Well, we got the bullet out. And
we've stopped the internal bleeding.

But what's most worrisome is,

he's not breathing on his own yet.

- I need to see him.
- And you will.

As soon as we've got him set in a
room, you'll be able to sit with him.

Should be an hour or two at the most.

And until then, what am
I suppospp to do, nothing?

Maybe... Maybe you should
go home and get changed.

No, I'm not leaving.

No, Archie, wait. Veronica's right.

Here are your dad's clothes and personal
belongings. Everything he had on him.

Okay, well, yet another reason to go.

You can get your dad
a change of clothes.

Veronica will go with you. Right, Vee?

We'll hold the fort down here.

Archie, try not to worry.
Your dad is strong stock.

He's a fighter.

Fred Andrews isn't one to leave
unfinished business behind.

Dad, come on. The car's
waiting. You're gonna be late.

I'm not ready to go, Archie.

Something doesn't feel right.

I'm gonna be fine, Dad. You
don't have to worry about me.

That's what I do, son.

That's what I've always done.

Yeah. And you deserve a break.

Okay? I'll handle things from now.

It doesn't feel right. Just...

It's too soon.

You can't change your mind now, Dad.

They're waiting for you.

Who's waiting?

Uncle Oscar, Grandpa Artie.

What are you talking
about, son? They're dead.

That's them.

Hey, Vegas.

Nobody's walked you, have they?

Must be... You must be
wondering what the hell happened.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, Archie, what are you doing?

I have to walk Vegas.

Like that?

You look like you're auditioning
for a teen reboot of The Shining.

No, you take your shower, I'll walk him.

Veronica. Have you ever
walked a dog in your life?

I've had dogs walked
for me, does that count?

Before we got Vegas, my dad was like,

"He's gonna be your dog, Little Archie,

your responsibility. Are
you ready to walk him,

give him his food, fill his water bowl,

and take care of him when he gets sick?"

I wanted him so bad, I was like,
"Yes, Dad, I'm ready. I'm so ready."

Cutest origin story ever.

- And?
- And now,

when I get home late
from football practice,

my dad's already walked him.

On Saturday mornings, Dad
takes him out so I can sleep in.

Every time Vegas gets sick,

Dad always goes with us to the vet.

The truth is, no one loves
Vegas more than my dad.

I got nervous when you said
to meet at the hospital.

I was wondering about when you
said the Serpents had my back.

Does that courtesy extend to
a guy who's like my brother,

and a man who's like
a second father to me?

What do you need?

Fred Andrews, my buddy's
dad, was just shot,

during a robbery at Pop's.

The guy was in a black hood.

Serpents don't wear masks.

Yeah, I get it.

But some of those Serpents
were working for Fred Andrews

when, for reasons of his own, he
decided to let them go suddenly.

Maybe someone took it
personally and went rogue.

You guys know every hidey-hole in town.

Someone has to have heard something
about what went down at Pop's.

All right.

We'll knock some heads. Let you know.

Archie?

You okay?

I'm okay.

I'm fine.

Thought you might want some company.

Thank you.

Of course all any of us can
think about is Mr. Andrews.

But if we weren't so
focused on his well-being,

- I'd be asking if you and...
- We didn't.

Jughead and I didn't do it.

If that's what you were asking.

But wait, like, no...

He told me he loved me.

Wait, what?

Jughead Jones said "I love you"?

Mr. "I'm weird, I'm a weirdo"...

And I told him I loved him back.

Well...

And then things got...

- Complicated.
- Weird?

In a "my boyfriend may be
joining the Serpents" kind of way.

Betty, no. No way.

I mean, did you learn
nothing from me and Joaquin?

Oh, come on, Joaquin was nice.

Yeah, when he wasn't dumping
bodies in Sweetwater River

or mopping up buckets of blood.

What the hell?

Cheryl?

Cheryl, what's going on?

Is that your mom? What happened?

Oh, haven't you heard?

There was a terrible fire
at Thornhill last night.

I might've perished if
not for Mommy's heroics.

Oh, my God, is this the apocalypse?

After my ordeal at Sweetwater River,

I was asleep when the fire started.

They think it was a breeze knocking
over a lit candle, catching the curtains.

Mommy got home from the Jubilee
and rushed headlong into the blaze,

risking her life to save mine.

Unfortunately, she suffered third-degree
burns and acute smoke inhalation.

What are you two doing here?

What's going on?

I took your dad's things out
of the bag. I hope that's okay.

Where's, uh, where's his wallet?

I'm not sure.

That's all that was in there.

It would've been in his coat.

- Are you sure you didn't see it?
- I didn't.

Maybe it was in the truck?
Or back at the hospital?

No, this is... this is everything
they had. You heard the nurse.

Okay, well, worst case
scenario, it's just a wallet.

Everything that is important
to my dad is in that watlet.

He doesn't go anywhere without it.

For all we know, it's at Pop's.

Why did you even open the bag?

I thought... I wanted to help.

No, seriously, why're we here?

Veronica, I didn't ask you to come.
I didn't even want to come here. And...

Just forget it.

Just go. I'll take
care of this. I'll see

I'll see you back at the
hospital or I'll call you.

- You really want me to go?
- I do, yeah.

- I'm sorry, no.
- What?

I'm sorry, but I'm not going.

Archie, you shouldn't
be alone right now.

You're angry, and hurting,
and probably terrified.

I know I am.

So go ahead. Yell at me
and try to push me away

but I'm not going anywhere.

You okay?

Come here.

Come here.

- Is it the hospital?
- It's Sheriff Keller.

Hi, Sheriff.

What, right now?

Come on in, guys.

So, this is who we've picked up so far.

All of them have a history of armed
robbery or some other violent crime.

So, you feelin' up for this?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Put 'em on.

One, step forward.

- No.
- Step back.

Number two, step forward.

No.

Step back. Three, step forward.

No.

No.

Wait, Archie's where?

At the sheriff's station, doing a line-up.

He asked me to come be here
with Fred until he gets back.

Well, that's gonna be traumatizing
for him. We should go down there.

Wait, actually, can you
guys do me a huge favor?

Mr. Andrews' wallet is missing.

We're thinking it might be at Pop's.

That, or the guy who
shot Fred might have it.

Well, if it was just
some rando robbing Pop's,

then he probably took the money
and then got rid of the wallet.

Unless it wasn't just some rando.

Unless it was premeditated in some way.

What? Is that an actual theory?

Not according to Sheriff Keller,

but if you ask me, people have grudges.

People have enemies. I
mean, think of where we live.

Fathers are killing their sons.

It's entirely conceivable
this was a hit.

Okay, or the wallet's just at
Pop's. So we'll check it out, Vee.

- A motorcycle?
- Hop on.

Without a helmet?

You can use mine. Or we can walk.

We can take a bus or...

Or we can call your mom.

Oh. No, just go slow, okay?

Oh.

No, no, no. It's actually much
more dangerous if we go slow.

You are gonna need to hold tight.

In nomine Patris, et
Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

What are we praying for?

Fred's speedy recovery or a quick death?

Veronica, why on Earth
would I pray for that?

Jughead said that what happened
to Mr. Andrews may have been...

a hit.

But who would be evil
enough to do thatthnd why?

But then I remembered how you wanted

Fred to sell his share of the
company back to you and Daddy

because he and Daddy wouldn't get along.

Which is a threat, if I ever heard one.

And because you are so determined
to paint your father as a villain,

you assume he must have
put a hit on Fred Andrews.

Brilliant.

Not him.

You.

I don't think you're
an innocent pawn, Mom.

I think you're Daddy's
eyes and ears on the ground.

Calling the shots.

Do you genuinely believe that?

If the Manolo Blahnik fits...

Mija...

Your disrespect will
no longer be tolerated.

Not by me, and certainly not by
your father when he comes home.

So a word of advice,

get back in line with this family.

Because you are a Lodge
before anything else.

You know, I should slap you
for what you're insinuating,

but I'm not a violent person.

Thanks, Reggie.

Bulldogs are here for you.

And so are the Pussycats.

We're sending your dad our prayers

and giving him as many of
our nine lives as he needs.

Thanks, Josie.

Veronica said that you were
down at the sheriff's station?

That maybe they got the guy?

Yeah, but it wasn't him.
He's still out there.

Archie.

He's in Room 12, you can see him now.

Okay, great.

Listen, he hasn't woken up yet.

But talk to him, coax him back.

Keep it positive. Honestly, that
could make all the difference.

Dad.

I don't know if you can
hear me. Hopefully you can.

I'm only supposed to talk
about good things, which...

Kinda limits my options, but...

What can I tell you?

I'm doing it, Dad.
I'm asking her tonight.

Wow. Would you look at that.

You know, Veronica's gonna love it.

Well, she better, she picked it out.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Pop, you are not gonna believe this.

Archie is getting married.

Is that right?

Well, well, well. Time dies.

What?

Oh, my God...

Sorry, kids, we, uh... We're
closed today. There was, uh...

Pop, we heard about what happened.

We just got back from the hospital

to look for Mr. Andrews'
wallet. It's missing.

- Is he...
- He's out of surgery.

We'll know more when he wakes up.

All right.

The police have already looked.

But if you wanna double-check,

he was in that booth, there.

So, uh...

What happened, Pop?

From your point of view?

I wish I knew.

As soon as that gun turned off me, I...

God help me, I dove.

I don't even remember calling
the police, but I guess I did.

Hey, how much cash did the
creep end up taking, Pop?

Not a penny.

I knew it.

What kind of thief shoots up a joint and
then doesn't take a single dollar bill?

He wasn't a thief.

Over the years, this place
has been robbed many times.

Bricks through the windows,
even, during the riots.

I've looked plenty of thugs in the eye,

but this man...

His goal was something else.

Darker.

It was like the Angel of
Death had come to Riverdale.

Jeez, Pop, lighten up.

You sound like the cranky old
guy in the Friday the 13th movies.

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

The wallet's not here.

Hey, you kids hungry?

- Oh, no, we're good, Pop.
- Oh, I'm always hungry, yeah.

In times of crisis,

some people lose their appetite.

But me, mine increases tenfold.

I haven't eaten since last night.

I don't want to be thinking
about this while Mr. Andrews

is how he is...

But last night,

when you put on the Serpent jacket,

it meant something, Jug.

Yeah, it meant there were, like, ten
biker dudes standing in front of me

and I didn't think I could say no.

It fit you like a glove, Jug.

Like a second skin.

And the look on your face... You
weren't acting for the Serpents.

And now you're riding a
motorcycle, which you've never done.

Betty, I'm not a Serpent, okay?

That might be my dad's
life, but it's not mine.

What about your
soon-to-be foster family?

They're from the Southside.

If they have ties to the Serpents,

- they could try to...
- Indoctrinate me?

Don't worry. I've actually
made a decision about that.

They'll cover for me
with my social worker,

but I'm not even going
to be staying with them.

I'm gonna be at the
trailer. My dad's trailer.

What? Why?

Betty...

Archie almost lost his dad.

He may still. And facing facts,

my dad is going away
for a long-ass time.

Wearing that jacket and riding his bike,

living in the trailer...

Does mean something.

Just kinda hoping that it means

I'll always be close
to him no matter what.

I don't want to see you get hurt.

Or hurting someone else.

Not because you did it on purpose,

but because that's the Serpents' world.

That's how they live. Isn't it?

Good. You're awake.

Now, here's the realz, Baby Jane.

I'm telling everyone you ran back
into that towering inferno to save me,

not that hideous family
portrait that you love so much.

And that what happened at Thornhill

was a terrible, tragic accident.

If you tell anyone the truth
about what happened with the fire,

I'll tell everyone about what really
happened in the barn with Daddy.

You were cruel to me, Mother.

It was abuse, plain and simple.

So henceforth,

if you breathe, it is
because I give you air.

If you drink, it is because
I poured your cup myself.

And if you move, it is quietly,

and with my blessing.

Things are going to be
different now, Mommy.

Better.

You'll see.

For your dad

when he wakes up, which
he will, very, very soon.

Just to tide him over until
we find his tried and true.

When did you even go to Barnaby's?

I didn't. I sent
Smithers. Is that cheating?

You are

the best girlfriend ever.

And I do not deserve you.

Why do you say that?

Ronnie,

can I, uh... Can I
tell you about this...

This thing that happened
at Pop's? With my dad?

- Yeah...
- Who's hungry?

We've got burgers and
fries and onion rings.

Nice, Jugs.

Excuse me.

Your dad would be so proud of you, Arch.

Yeah, you've really
been just a rock-star god

through all of this.

Archie...

What is it? Talk to us.

Maybe we can help.

Guys, there's something I
haven't told you, 'cause I'm...

So... I'm so ashamed.

After the guy fired, I should've
rushed to my dad straight away.

Or I should've tackled the guy,

but I was... I was paralyzed.

I didn't move, not even
when the guy walked up to me,

and he held his gun to my head.

And I just closed my eyes,
I don't know how long.

Long enough for the guy to have
taken my dad's wallet, I guess.

But I didn't open them
until I heard the bell.

Pop's bell.

Which meant he was gone.

There was nothing
else you could've done.

That's not true, Betty. I could've
done anything to comfort my dad.

To get the gun away from the guy.

I was a coward.

And now, me and my dad were
witnesses, Pop Tate too.

This guy may have my dad's wallet,

all his information.

What if he comes back?

Cheryl. What're you doing?

Paying you back for saving
me at Sweetwater River.

You gave me the kiss
of life, Archie Andrews.

Now I've given it to your dad.

He's going to be just fine.

Toodles.

I've been thinking about
what I can say to you, Dad.

And I kinda started imagining
what we would've talked about

at Pop's this morning, if
things hadn't gone to hell.

You would've asked me about Veronica.

I would've told you how
crazy I am about her.

You would have said, "That's great,

but take it slow, Archie,

no one's getting married."

Today we celebrate the love
between two incredible young people.

I've had the privilege of knowing
Archie Andrews all his life...

Dad?

Dad?

Can you hear me?

Thank God.

Dad.

Dad, I just want you to know I'm
sorry I didn't do more at Pop's.

Archie...

And whether or not Sheriff Keller
finds the person who did this or not,

you don't have to worry.

I'm gonna protect you.

Nothing like this is ever gonna
happen to you again, I swear it.

Son...

That's why I came back.

To protect you.

Sure I can't give you a ride home?

I think if my mom saw me
getting off your motorcycle,

she'd come out with a shotgun.

That's fair enough.

Jug?

What you said at Pop's...

I heard you.

Whatever you need to do or explore,

I support you.

What the hell, guys? What is this?

Went out like you asked.

This guy was holding
court in the Whyte Wyrm.

Talking about how if Freddy Andrews

was gonna let Hiram
Lodge's bitch run the show,

fire his crew, then it's
good he was gut-shot.

So we thought we might press him a bit.

See if it was all just talk.

- And?
- And...

after a lengthy cross-examination, yeah,

we've concluded, he was
just being a loudmouth.

What did you bring him here for

if he didn't even do anything?

So you could see we'd
done what you asked.

So you could tell your old
man. That's important to us.

With or without the jacket,

you're a Serpent.

Veronica.

I came home early to surprise you.

And imagine my surprise when
you weren't here to greet me.

And she drank your Cristal.

So disrespectful.

Not like you at all, mija.

I've changed.

You have no idea.

The question is...

Have you?

Not so much that I still don't
want a kiss hello from my daughter.

By the way, in case either
of you were wondering,

Mr. Andrews woke up.

He's going to make it.

I know we're all
really happy about that.

Once Mrs. Andrews got to town,

and Mr. Andrews was back at
home, recovering in his own bed,

Archie's true vigil began.

He made a promise,

a vow to protect his father from harm.

And as long as the man m
s out there in the night,

Archie intended to keep that promise.

Never imagining that the Angel of Death

was stalking different streets tonight

in the small town of Greendale, just
on the other side of Sweetwater River.

How was that, Ms. Grundy?

Very good. You're making
wonderful progress, Ben.

So you'll come by tomorrow, then?

Absolutely.

I'll see you tomorrow.