Return to Jupiter (1997–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Hacker - full transcript
Don't look so worried.
Don't underestimate
Selby, if we're right
about the crash he'll
do anything to stop us.
If my trace program identifies Selby
we can contact Mars central from here,
transmit the information to them.
Then we can fun it, I'm not
gonna give up that pleasure.
Think I'd leave that bit to Dent.
It's okay, come on, move it.
If it was Selby that crashed the ship-
- What do you mean if?
You know who it was.
Assuming he did, he and Glovic
aren't gonna think twice about arranging
an accident for us.
Attention all personnel,
takeoff in three hours.
A girl, she's trying
to run the trace again.
Get your gear, we're leaving.
People, it's been great!
Let's do it again some time.
Good luck with the rest of your trip.
When you get to
Ganymede maybe you could
put in a good word for us at
Mars central. - They know.
What?
- Glovic! She forced Zac to tell.
It wasn't her fault.
We've gotta run a
check on your programs.
The doctor's having an anxiety attack.
If you want to endanger
your deadline, go ahead.
Pull it apart, our work is finished.
Have you still got Glovic's clothes?
We leave in two hours-
- Go get them,
I'll meet you and Zac in the cargo hold.
I thought you were going to erase
her trace program.
She's obviously got a backup chip.
She's smarter than you thought.
Oi! Wait!
- Now what?
Thanks for the use,
but I thought you might be needing them.
And I wanted to thank
you, if it wasn't for you
I'd be a rotten ball of slime
stuck in that stink hole-
- Yes, yes, yes, get
off the vehicle, kid.
I want you to have these.
Ooh!
Get them off! They're alive!
- Sorry!
Get them off! Get them off!
- Here cockies!
I hate cockroaches!
Shut up you idiot, they're just bugs!
Here cockies!
Get them off! Get
them off! Get them off!
Get them off! Get them off!
- Here's one-
- Drive! Drive, drive, drive!
Go! And stop eating them!
We did it!
He's on board!
Just one thing, any ideas
on how to stop Dent?
Why is this taking so long?
Think of it as a
letter, we have one piece
the program has to find
the other piece on the net.
Simple, so why's it taking so long?
I made it sound simple.
If it was an engine you'd understand.
If it was an engine
it'd have a top gear.
Any luck?
Keep your fingers crossed,
it's found a sample.
Great, let's go.
We're only half way
there, it has to find out
where it was sent from.
Kumiko, the ship leaves
in an hour and a half!
Well you're not helping by hassling me!
Now get back out there.
I'm just reminding you.
Time's running out.
This time we do it my way.
Fine, no problems.
Go in through the caves.
Gerard you can contact central,
it's locked on the hydro plant,
Selby's definitely a hacker.
Now wouldn't that ruin your day?
Just when you thought you had the proof,
you lose it.
I'm afraid I misjudged your persistence.
Where's the kid?
Well, he won't give us any trouble,
not while we have you.
You're nothing but a common thief!
I do so hate the word common.
Unique.
Brilliant, maybe.
I rather like the word ingenious.
And rich.
Now that's a fine word.
Come on, kid!
Come out, come out wherever you are!
Kumi sends her apologies, she had to run.
Now come, kid.
You don't really want to spend all day
playing games, do you?
As enjoyable a pastime as that might be.
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with G.
G for Gerard.
And goat, but that's you.
Where's Kumi?
Don't you hate it, when you get those
little rogue hairs peering
out of your nostrils?
No, you're too young.
And, regretably, that's
one particular agony
you'll be spared.
What've you done with her?
That's far enough!
If you've done anything to hurt her-
- Never trust a feral.
Little rodent dobbed you in.
I trust her before I trust you any day.
Glovic, our young Sir Galahad
wants to know what we've
done with his Guinevere.
Then let's get on with it!
Indeed, who are we to stand in the way
of true love?
You know, I can never understand
why anyone would want to spend their time
exploring caves.
They're such dangerous places.
What've you done with the Icarus?
That's gratitude for you.
I'm gonna nail both of you.
I think not.
Dent will stick to her deadline.
What was it she said?
She said, "if you're not back on board
at 1800 hours, then some poor Martian
will have the dubious pleasure
of looking after you!"
You can call me dad.
Game's over, kid.
Come on!
- Gerard?
You don't want
to leave her down there
all alone, do you?
Gerard!
Gerard, you're okay?
It's all right, I've got you!
I've got you!
You all right?
Don't they make a handsome couple?
It gives me no pleasure to do this!
I'll meet up with you one day, Selby!
Unfortunately, I suspect you and I
are destined for different worlds.
You can't leave us here!
Can't is like impossible,
the language of a loser.
Nighty-night!
Selby!
It's the honest truth, commander!
You've got to delay the takeoff!
I cross my heart, spit five times!
Now why should I believe you?
It's not the first time you've distorted
the truth a little.
Because you're the boss!
It's your ship, you have to believe us!
It'd be dumb if you didn't!
Selby's a pirate, he's the one who
crashed the ship, to sell off the cargo.
It's that niggle again,
I think we should check
on the launch systems.
Run a simulation, I want a guarantee
we're going to get off
the ground in one piece.
Commander, what about Zac?
We can't leave her here, not now.
It's Abe's.
You all right?
I'm freezing.
Sorry I got you into this mess.
That's all right, you didn't
get me into anything I
didn't want to get into.
If it's any consolation, we were right.
Program worked.
Fat lot of good that'll do us now,
unless anyone can save us.
It's impossible, forget it.
We're never gonna get out this way.
Well I can't see any other way.
Well maybe not, if this
is used as a reservoir
there has to be an inlet somewhere.
Don't go anywhere.
Kumi?
Kumi?
Kumi?
Kumi!
Kumi?
Anything?
Maybe.
It's here, the pipe slopes upwards.
How long can you hold your breath?
'Til I pass out.
That's not very long.
Trust me, we can do this.
You're gonna have to follow me.
What is it? What's wrong?
I can't open my eyes.
What?
Underwater, I've never
been able to do it.
I don't believe you sometimes.
You're such a wuss!
Hold on to my foot.
You ready?
You can open your eyes now.
Don't you say anything
to anybody all right?
Come on.
Watch your step.
Pretty slimy in here, you sure you
don't wanna close your eyes?
Ha-ha.
I can do without the comedy.
Kumi?
Gerard?
What did you do
with the girl's data chip?
Right here.
A souveneir for you.
Now get the Spider fuelled.
I wanna get off this
feral, infested planet
as soon as possible.
Psst, Michael.
Over here!
Kumi?
Over here!
Boy, are you a sight for sore eyes.
Where's Gerard?
He's here, don't worry.
Where's Selby?
Gone.
I saw a posi-drive on the console.
Come on, Michael, hurry!
Okay, okay!
Go, Kumi, come on, let's go!
You were right about everything.
What?
Selby crashed the ship.
Don't say a word.
Where's Selby?
Refueling the ship,
he's getting ready to
leave as far as I know.
Hang on, the chip!
Forget about it, there's no time!
Without it it's our word against his.
Yeah, we're not leaving without it.
Just hurry up.
Maybe they've still got it with them!
Hang on, the bag!
Glovic put something in the bag!
We've got them.
Wait, our footprints!
No!
They'll know! We'll
never get away in time!
It's too late now.
Come on!
Commander? We ran the simulation,
there's nothing out of the ordinary.
Then we blast off as per schedule.
Well, as long as they're back.
They'll be back!
Commander, have you thought about Zac?
Well, because I don't
think you can stay here
on your own, I think it
better you accompany us
to Ganymede.
You mean that?
Yes, I'm sure there's some sort of
boarding school there, or something.
She accepts! Thanks commander!
School? I accept no such thing!
Right now Dent will be
sharpening her ambition
and warming her thrusters.
I can read women like a book.
Only the big print.
Once they blast off,
they'll be right where we want them.
And when the time is right...
Well it's not one of mine!
Damn it, you can't!
That's the language
of a loser, remember?
Suck eggs!
Get out of the way!
Well I loosened it!
Where's Kumi?
I dunno, she was right in front of us.
This is faster, come on!
Are you just gonna sit there?
I'll take the girl.
Go, go!
Ease off on the gas!
Give it up Kumi, you can't win!
Think again, loser!
Just go!
Okay.
Get off me!
Get on!
On that?
Come on!
Change up, next gear!
There is no next gear!
There has to be, you'll
burn out the motor.
Right. Brakes, steering.
I drive, you brake.
Let's go!
Forward!
Don't tell me how to drive!
Right, steer right!
Ease off, you'll cook the thing!
Slow down!
Kumi, it's red lining, slow down!
No, speed up!
Steer that.
Brake!
- I am braking!
Come on, they're gaining!
Keep it straight!
Michael, give me a hand!
Anything loose, chuck it out!
Look out!
Right, right!
Left! Left! Left!
Brake right!
I am braking right, you fool!
Come on Michael!
Right. Nice try, kid.
Look out!
I told you not to call me "kid"!
You can slow down, they're
not gonna catch us now.
I told you to brake right.
Then why were you steering left?
I'm going to kill you.
Don't be so selfish!
We've got others to deal with first.
Woo-hoo!
- So long, losers!
Pre-launch checks in progress,
secure all stations.
They're not going to make it!
Launch program locked and ready.
You'd better go
in, can't delay any longer.
We're leaving now.
But how's it gonna look?
Tuning up on Ganymede with only
half your passengers?
Better than turning
up with none at all.
There!
Yes, I knew they'd come back!
Countdown proceeding.
Engage the ion drives.
Engaged, standing by.
Five minutes to spare,
good of you to join us.
We've got all the proof we need.
You weren't gonna leave
without us, were you?
I guess you'll never know.
Launch ready.
Vertical thrusters, two thirds power.
Right.
Thrusters to two thirds power.
All stations secure.
I don't think Selby
will give up that easily.
Don't worry about Selby,
he can't hurt us now.
Stand by for
launch in thirty seconds.
You've done the training,
now it's the real thing.
Standing by.
Ignition sequence activated.
Engage thrusters.
Flight trajectory locked in.
Locked and primed.
Thrusters engaged.
Full power for ascent.
Warning.
You said this thing was safe!
Safe was the word you mentioned.
I lied.
Dear, our chips are cooked!
I hear Deimos is pretty
good this time of year.
I don't intend spending
the rest of my life
hiding on some Martian moon!
So what if they know we crashed the ship?
They've got no communications,
they can do nothing.
They know nothing!
You keep making those
grandiose statements.
Get the Spider ready
and loaded for action.
We go ahead as planned.
And the next time those brats cross me,
it'll be a pleasure
to make it their last.
Don't underestimate
Selby, if we're right
about the crash he'll
do anything to stop us.
If my trace program identifies Selby
we can contact Mars central from here,
transmit the information to them.
Then we can fun it, I'm not
gonna give up that pleasure.
Think I'd leave that bit to Dent.
It's okay, come on, move it.
If it was Selby that crashed the ship-
- What do you mean if?
You know who it was.
Assuming he did, he and Glovic
aren't gonna think twice about arranging
an accident for us.
Attention all personnel,
takeoff in three hours.
A girl, she's trying
to run the trace again.
Get your gear, we're leaving.
People, it's been great!
Let's do it again some time.
Good luck with the rest of your trip.
When you get to
Ganymede maybe you could
put in a good word for us at
Mars central. - They know.
What?
- Glovic! She forced Zac to tell.
It wasn't her fault.
We've gotta run a
check on your programs.
The doctor's having an anxiety attack.
If you want to endanger
your deadline, go ahead.
Pull it apart, our work is finished.
Have you still got Glovic's clothes?
We leave in two hours-
- Go get them,
I'll meet you and Zac in the cargo hold.
I thought you were going to erase
her trace program.
She's obviously got a backup chip.
She's smarter than you thought.
Oi! Wait!
- Now what?
Thanks for the use,
but I thought you might be needing them.
And I wanted to thank
you, if it wasn't for you
I'd be a rotten ball of slime
stuck in that stink hole-
- Yes, yes, yes, get
off the vehicle, kid.
I want you to have these.
Ooh!
Get them off! They're alive!
- Sorry!
Get them off! Get them off!
- Here cockies!
I hate cockroaches!
Shut up you idiot, they're just bugs!
Here cockies!
Get them off! Get
them off! Get them off!
Get them off! Get them off!
- Here's one-
- Drive! Drive, drive, drive!
Go! And stop eating them!
We did it!
He's on board!
Just one thing, any ideas
on how to stop Dent?
Why is this taking so long?
Think of it as a
letter, we have one piece
the program has to find
the other piece on the net.
Simple, so why's it taking so long?
I made it sound simple.
If it was an engine you'd understand.
If it was an engine
it'd have a top gear.
Any luck?
Keep your fingers crossed,
it's found a sample.
Great, let's go.
We're only half way
there, it has to find out
where it was sent from.
Kumiko, the ship leaves
in an hour and a half!
Well you're not helping by hassling me!
Now get back out there.
I'm just reminding you.
Time's running out.
This time we do it my way.
Fine, no problems.
Go in through the caves.
Gerard you can contact central,
it's locked on the hydro plant,
Selby's definitely a hacker.
Now wouldn't that ruin your day?
Just when you thought you had the proof,
you lose it.
I'm afraid I misjudged your persistence.
Where's the kid?
Well, he won't give us any trouble,
not while we have you.
You're nothing but a common thief!
I do so hate the word common.
Unique.
Brilliant, maybe.
I rather like the word ingenious.
And rich.
Now that's a fine word.
Come on, kid!
Come out, come out wherever you are!
Kumi sends her apologies, she had to run.
Now come, kid.
You don't really want to spend all day
playing games, do you?
As enjoyable a pastime as that might be.
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with G.
G for Gerard.
And goat, but that's you.
Where's Kumi?
Don't you hate it, when you get those
little rogue hairs peering
out of your nostrils?
No, you're too young.
And, regretably, that's
one particular agony
you'll be spared.
What've you done with her?
That's far enough!
If you've done anything to hurt her-
- Never trust a feral.
Little rodent dobbed you in.
I trust her before I trust you any day.
Glovic, our young Sir Galahad
wants to know what we've
done with his Guinevere.
Then let's get on with it!
Indeed, who are we to stand in the way
of true love?
You know, I can never understand
why anyone would want to spend their time
exploring caves.
They're such dangerous places.
What've you done with the Icarus?
That's gratitude for you.
I'm gonna nail both of you.
I think not.
Dent will stick to her deadline.
What was it she said?
She said, "if you're not back on board
at 1800 hours, then some poor Martian
will have the dubious pleasure
of looking after you!"
You can call me dad.
Game's over, kid.
Come on!
- Gerard?
You don't want
to leave her down there
all alone, do you?
Gerard!
Gerard, you're okay?
It's all right, I've got you!
I've got you!
You all right?
Don't they make a handsome couple?
It gives me no pleasure to do this!
I'll meet up with you one day, Selby!
Unfortunately, I suspect you and I
are destined for different worlds.
You can't leave us here!
Can't is like impossible,
the language of a loser.
Nighty-night!
Selby!
It's the honest truth, commander!
You've got to delay the takeoff!
I cross my heart, spit five times!
Now why should I believe you?
It's not the first time you've distorted
the truth a little.
Because you're the boss!
It's your ship, you have to believe us!
It'd be dumb if you didn't!
Selby's a pirate, he's the one who
crashed the ship, to sell off the cargo.
It's that niggle again,
I think we should check
on the launch systems.
Run a simulation, I want a guarantee
we're going to get off
the ground in one piece.
Commander, what about Zac?
We can't leave her here, not now.
It's Abe's.
You all right?
I'm freezing.
Sorry I got you into this mess.
That's all right, you didn't
get me into anything I
didn't want to get into.
If it's any consolation, we were right.
Program worked.
Fat lot of good that'll do us now,
unless anyone can save us.
It's impossible, forget it.
We're never gonna get out this way.
Well I can't see any other way.
Well maybe not, if this
is used as a reservoir
there has to be an inlet somewhere.
Don't go anywhere.
Kumi?
Kumi?
Kumi?
Kumi!
Kumi?
Anything?
Maybe.
It's here, the pipe slopes upwards.
How long can you hold your breath?
'Til I pass out.
That's not very long.
Trust me, we can do this.
You're gonna have to follow me.
What is it? What's wrong?
I can't open my eyes.
What?
Underwater, I've never
been able to do it.
I don't believe you sometimes.
You're such a wuss!
Hold on to my foot.
You ready?
You can open your eyes now.
Don't you say anything
to anybody all right?
Come on.
Watch your step.
Pretty slimy in here, you sure you
don't wanna close your eyes?
Ha-ha.
I can do without the comedy.
Kumi?
Gerard?
What did you do
with the girl's data chip?
Right here.
A souveneir for you.
Now get the Spider fuelled.
I wanna get off this
feral, infested planet
as soon as possible.
Psst, Michael.
Over here!
Kumi?
Over here!
Boy, are you a sight for sore eyes.
Where's Gerard?
He's here, don't worry.
Where's Selby?
Gone.
I saw a posi-drive on the console.
Come on, Michael, hurry!
Okay, okay!
Go, Kumi, come on, let's go!
You were right about everything.
What?
Selby crashed the ship.
Don't say a word.
Where's Selby?
Refueling the ship,
he's getting ready to
leave as far as I know.
Hang on, the chip!
Forget about it, there's no time!
Without it it's our word against his.
Yeah, we're not leaving without it.
Just hurry up.
Maybe they've still got it with them!
Hang on, the bag!
Glovic put something in the bag!
We've got them.
Wait, our footprints!
No!
They'll know! We'll
never get away in time!
It's too late now.
Come on!
Commander? We ran the simulation,
there's nothing out of the ordinary.
Then we blast off as per schedule.
Well, as long as they're back.
They'll be back!
Commander, have you thought about Zac?
Well, because I don't
think you can stay here
on your own, I think it
better you accompany us
to Ganymede.
You mean that?
Yes, I'm sure there's some sort of
boarding school there, or something.
She accepts! Thanks commander!
School? I accept no such thing!
Right now Dent will be
sharpening her ambition
and warming her thrusters.
I can read women like a book.
Only the big print.
Once they blast off,
they'll be right where we want them.
And when the time is right...
Well it's not one of mine!
Damn it, you can't!
That's the language
of a loser, remember?
Suck eggs!
Get out of the way!
Well I loosened it!
Where's Kumi?
I dunno, she was right in front of us.
This is faster, come on!
Are you just gonna sit there?
I'll take the girl.
Go, go!
Ease off on the gas!
Give it up Kumi, you can't win!
Think again, loser!
Just go!
Okay.
Get off me!
Get on!
On that?
Come on!
Change up, next gear!
There is no next gear!
There has to be, you'll
burn out the motor.
Right. Brakes, steering.
I drive, you brake.
Let's go!
Forward!
Don't tell me how to drive!
Right, steer right!
Ease off, you'll cook the thing!
Slow down!
Kumi, it's red lining, slow down!
No, speed up!
Steer that.
Brake!
- I am braking!
Come on, they're gaining!
Keep it straight!
Michael, give me a hand!
Anything loose, chuck it out!
Look out!
Right, right!
Left! Left! Left!
Brake right!
I am braking right, you fool!
Come on Michael!
Right. Nice try, kid.
Look out!
I told you not to call me "kid"!
You can slow down, they're
not gonna catch us now.
I told you to brake right.
Then why were you steering left?
I'm going to kill you.
Don't be so selfish!
We've got others to deal with first.
Woo-hoo!
- So long, losers!
Pre-launch checks in progress,
secure all stations.
They're not going to make it!
Launch program locked and ready.
You'd better go
in, can't delay any longer.
We're leaving now.
But how's it gonna look?
Tuning up on Ganymede with only
half your passengers?
Better than turning
up with none at all.
There!
Yes, I knew they'd come back!
Countdown proceeding.
Engage the ion drives.
Engaged, standing by.
Five minutes to spare,
good of you to join us.
We've got all the proof we need.
You weren't gonna leave
without us, were you?
I guess you'll never know.
Launch ready.
Vertical thrusters, two thirds power.
Right.
Thrusters to two thirds power.
All stations secure.
I don't think Selby
will give up that easily.
Don't worry about Selby,
he can't hurt us now.
Stand by for
launch in thirty seconds.
You've done the training,
now it's the real thing.
Standing by.
Ignition sequence activated.
Engage thrusters.
Flight trajectory locked in.
Locked and primed.
Thrusters engaged.
Full power for ascent.
Warning.
You said this thing was safe!
Safe was the word you mentioned.
I lied.
Dear, our chips are cooked!
I hear Deimos is pretty
good this time of year.
I don't intend spending
the rest of my life
hiding on some Martian moon!
So what if they know we crashed the ship?
They've got no communications,
they can do nothing.
They know nothing!
You keep making those
grandiose statements.
Get the Spider ready
and loaded for action.
We go ahead as planned.
And the next time those brats cross me,
it'll be a pleasure
to make it their last.