Return to Amish (2014–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Home Is Where the Beef Is - full transcript

MOP... MOP...
MOP, MOP, MOP, MOP.

SINCE FLORIDA, WE BOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, A NEW HOUSE.

WE'RE EXPECTING A NEW BABY
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

AND IT'S DEFINITELY STRESSFUL.

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT'S ALL WORTH IT.

WE'RE LIVING PUNXSUTAWNEY
SURROUNDED BY AMISH,

BUT WE'RE STILL ‐‐ WE'RE LIVING,
YOU KNOW, A VERY ENGLISH LIFE.

I JUST WANT TO RAISE MY KIDS
CLOSE TO THEIR GRANDMOTHER.

Rebecca:
SINCE WE MOVED BACK TO PUNXSY,
WORK HAS BEEN SLOW FOR ABE.

NONE OF THE AMISH WILL HIRE HIM.
BUT WE BOTH THOUGHT

IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT
TO BE HERE WITH OUR FAMILY.



DO YOU WANT A BABY SISTER
OR A BABY BROTHER?

BABY BROTHER.

WE'RE EX‐AMISH NOW 'CAUSE WE'LL
NEVER BE COMPLETELY ENGLISH.

WE ALWAYS HAVE
SOME FORM OF AMISH IN US.

BUT YOU REALLY DON'T FIT
INTO ANY OF THOSE TWO WORLDS.

WE HAVE A BIG, BIG FAMILY.

YEAH.

SAY ABE SCHMUCKER.

ABE SCHMUCKER.

REBECCA SCHMUCKER.

AND KAYLA SCHMUCKER.

YEAH. THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
BABY SCHMUCKER.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OKAY?

MAMA AND DADDY
USED TO BE AMISH, TOO.



[ LAUGHS ] IT'S NOT FUNNY.

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

[ CAR HORNS HONKING ]

Mary: WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE TO WORK
SO HARD TO GET THEIR WORK DONE.

THE MEN ALWAYS HAVE IT EASY.

BUT THEY PROBABLY DON'T THINK
THEY DO.

LIFE IS SO DIFFERENT NOW
THAN WHAT IT WAS.

GOING TO LIVE IN FLORIDA
WITH MY SON ABE

REALLY CHANGED EVERYTHING.

I'M SAD BECAUSE I KNOW

MY HUSBAND'S
GONNA BE THERE BY HIMSELF.

HE HAS TO COOK FOR HIMSELF,
WASH HIS OWN CLOTHES.

THE BISHOP DEFINITELY
IS GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF ME.

I'M GONNA GET PUNISHED.

Mary: I HAVE A SON IN SARASOTA.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE COMING.
WOW.

Mary: I'VE NEVER TALKED

TO A DIFFERENT COLORED PERSON
BEFORE THAT CLOSE.

ARE YOU READY
TO GET YOUR PARTY ON?

OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

CHEERS.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
IN A LONG TIME

THAT I'VE MADE A DECISION
FOR MYSELF.

AND I MADE IT BIG.

SINCE I GOT BACK FROM FLORIDA,
THERE WAS A LOT OF CHANGES.

I WAS PRETTY WELL SHUNNED
A LONG TIME,

BUT THAT DIDN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE TO ME.

I STILL WENT TO CHURCH.
I LOVE GOING TO CHURCH.

THAT IS THEIR PROBLEM,
NOT MY PROBLEM,

BECAUSE I DID NOT SIN.

THERE IS NO VERSE IN THE BIBLE

THAT YOU CAN'T
GO OUT AND HAVE FUN.

I LOVE BEING AMISH.
MY HUSBAND LOVES BEING AMISH.

THAT'S JUST PART OF WHO WE ARE.

WHEN YOU'RE SHUNNED,
YOU CAN'T WORK WITH THE AMISH.

YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING.

THERE WAS SOME PEOPLE WHO WOULD
NOT EVEN STEP ON MY PROPERTY

BECAUSE I WAS BEING SHUNNED.

ALL I HAVE IS MY FAMILY

AND MY EX‐AMISH SECOND FAMILY
I GOT CLOSE WITH IN FLORIDA.

Mary: A LOT OF PEOPLE
SEND CHRISTMAS CARDS,

BUT I'M GONNA SEND SOME BOLOGNA.

I THINK THEY'LL GET MORE VALUE
OUT OF THAT.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

I WENT BACK AMISH
TO BE THERE FOR MOM

BECAUSE OF HER BEING SHUNNED
FROM THE CHURCH.

WHO DOESN'T WANT A JAR OF MEAT
FOR CHRISTMAS?

I KNOW I WOULD.

I'M THROWING A CHRISTMAS PARTY,

AND I'M TRYING TO REUNITE
MY FAMILY AND MY ENGLISH FAMILY.

FAMILY, FRIENDS...

PEOPLE WHO STICK BY YOU.
EXACTLY.

SO I'M HOPING WE CAN GET AHOLD
OF JEREMIAH, SABRINA, AND KATE.

I DON'T THINK KATE'LL COME,

'CAUSE SHE HAS ALL THAT MODELING
STUFF IN NEW YORK.

OH, I THINK KATE'LL COME
WHEN SHE GETS THIS JAR OF BEEF.

[ CAR HORN HONKS ]

Woman: BEND YOUR, LIKE,
FRONT KNEE A LITTLE BIT.

YEAH, PERFECT.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

MY NAME IS KATE STOLTZFUS.

OH. [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.

MY NAME IS KATE STOLTZ.

SINCE I CAME BACK FROM FLORIDA,

MY MODELING CAREER
HAS REALLY TAKEN OFF.

I CHANGED MY NAME TO STOLTZ

BECAUSE I WAS TOLD
IT WAS MUCH MORE MARKETABLE.

PERFECT.

TO SAY THAT I'VE COME A LONG WAY

WOULD DEFINITELY BE
A GREAT UNDERSTATEMENT.

YES, I LOVE IT. LOVE IT.

THE BISHOP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
MEMBER OF THE CHURCH.

SO BEING
THE BISHOP'S DAUGHTER ‐‐

EVERYBODY KIND OF PUTS YOU
ON A PEDESTAL

AND EXPECTS YOU TO BE PERFECT.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
OF BEING A MODEL.

I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
SO MUCH FUN TO DRESS UP.

IT'S FUN DREAMING.

Man: WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO
IS YOU'RE GONNA COME IN,

INTRODUCE YOURSELF ‐‐
YOUR NAME, YOUR AGE.

YOU'RE GONNA WALK
AROUND THE TABLE.

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, OKAY?

OKAY.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE DIGITALS
OF BOTH OF YOU GUYS,

BUT I NEED YOU GUYS BOTH
IN SWIMSUIT AND HEELS.

IF MY DAD EVER SAW ME
IN A BIKINI,

HE WOULD JUST TELL ME
TO GO PUT MY CLOTHES ON,

AND THEN HE WOULD GIVE ME
THIS LONG SPEECH

ABOUT HOW A WOMAN
ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOW SKIN

AND THAT A BIKINI
DEFINITELY ISN'T MODEST.

MY SCHEDULE IS SO PACKED WITH
CASTINGS AND FASHION EVENTS,

I BARELY HAVE TIME TO THINK
ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING TODAY.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

SINCE I'VE LEFT THE AMISH,
MY PARENTS REALLY AREN'T HAPPY

ABOUT ME LIVING IN NEW YORK
OR PURSUING MODELING.

HOLIDAYS
HAVE BEEN JUST A REMINDER

THAT I'M NOT HOME
WITH MY FAMILY.

I'VE COME SO FAR, AND I WOULDN'T
CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD,

BUT SOMETIMES I DO WONDER
HOW EVERYONE IS DOING BACK HOME.

MY USUAL.

♪♪ SEE YOUR EYES
STARING STRAIGHT AT ME ♪♪

♪♪ AND I KNOW
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ♪♪

♪♪ SO TELL ME NOW
WHAT IT'S GONNA BE ♪♪

SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S NOWHERE,
LIKE, YOU CAN GO?

NO.

UNLESS...

I THINK
I'M A LITTLE TOO YOUNG FOR YOU.

YOU THINK? [ LAUGHS ]

Jeremiah:
AFTER EVERYBODY WENT THEIR
SEPARATE WAYS DOWN IN FLORIDA,

I WAS LIVING WITH ABE
AND REBECCA FOR A LITTLE BIT,

BUT WE DIDN'T GET ALONG,
SO THEY KICKED ME OUT.

I LEFT MY PARENTS
A LONG TIME AGO.

WITH IT BEING CHRISTMAS AND ALL,
IT KIND OF SUCKS,

'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY PLACE TO
GO.

BEING AMISH ‐‐
LIKE, WE CAN'T DO NOTHING.

WE DO EVERYTHING THE HARD WAY.

HE'S BEEN PISSED SINCE THE DAY
YOU WERE UP HERE.

WHY?

BECAUSE HE'S GOT
PERSONAL ISSUES.

WITH WHAT, ME?

YOU WERE MY FRIEND IN NEW YORK.

YOU WEREN'T MY BOYFRIEND.

I DON'T THINK SHE HAS ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH THAT ACTUALLY HURT.

JEREMIAH NEEDS A HUG.

I DON'T NEED A [BLEEP] HUG,
OKAY?!

[ CRYING ]

MY MOM SAW ME COMING
IN THE DRIVEWAY,

AND SHE WENT
AND LOCKED THE DOOR.

IT KIND OF SUCKS, YOU KNOW,
NOT HAVING A FAMILY,

BUT I'M DOING WHAT I GOT TO DO.

[ CAR HORNS HONKING ]

Sabrina: FLORIDA WAS
AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER,

BUT WE HAD A LOT OF FUN.

GOING TO PUERTO RICO,
I GOT TO SEE MY FAMILY

AND SEE WHERE I COME FROM,
AND IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE.

GROWING UP MENNONITE,

I SWORE THAT I WOULD NEVER
GO BACK TO LANCASTER,

BUT LANCASTER IS HOME,
AND IT'S WHERE MY HEART IS,

AND IT'S JUST LIKE A BLACK HOLE.
I KEEP RETURNING TO IT.

ONE DAY, I JUST, LIKE, COULDN'T
WAKE UP, AND I WAS SO TIRED,

I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS PREGNANT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ LAUGHS ]

AFTER I LEFT THE AMISH,
I WENT OUT TO L. A.

DAMN.

THAT'S A BADASS PLACE, MAN.

YEAH.

OH, MY WORD.

YEAH, I'M TIRED
OF THIS AMISH [BLEEP]

I HATED AMISH CLOTHES
ALL MY LIFE.

EVERYBODY'S NOT THE SAME,

SO WHY DO WE HAVE TO DRESS
THE SAME?

[BLEEP]

I HATE [BLEEP] WOMAN BEATERS.

DUDE, IF YOU EVER LAY A HAND
ON A [BLEEP] WOMAN AGAIN,

AND I WILL
BEAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF YOU.

ARE WE CLEAR?

THIS CITY
IS NOT FOR A COUNTRY BOY.

I CAME BACK TO PUNXSY TO TRY TO
WIN MY GIRLFRIEND, CHAPEL, BACK,

BUT I VIOLATED MY PROBATION
AND WENT BACK TO JAIL.

ABSOLUTELY.
ARE YOU DONE BEING IN TROUBLE?

YEAH.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
THIS IS HAPPENING, HOMEY.

ME AND CHAPEL
HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS,

BUT SHE'S GIVING ME ONE LAST
CHANCE TO STAY OUT OF JAIL.

I'VE KNOWN HER
FOR OVER THREE YEARS NOW.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER AS SOON
AS WE STARTED HANGING OUT.

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CHANGE
A COUPLE TIMES, THOUGH.

LIKE, HOW MANY TIMES
YOU BEEN IN THERE NOW?

ONLY LIKE FOUR OR FIVE TIMES.

I HAVE TO CHANGE.
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

IF I DON'T, I'LL GO TO PRISON
FOR TWO TO FIVE YEARS.

NONE OF US
WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.

I KNOW. I DON'T WANT THAT.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

NOW LET'S JUST SEE
IF YOU CAN DO IT.

I WOULD LIKE FOR CHAPEL
TO MOVE IN WITH ME. I LOVE HER,

AND I THINK IT WOULD HELP
KEEP ME OUT OF TROUBLE

INSTEAD OF GOING OUT
AND DOING STUPID [BLEEP]

ALL THE PERKS
OF GETTING OUT OF JAIL

ARE GONNA BE AWESOME, RIGHT?
MM‐HMM.

Chapel: I WAS READY TO BE DONE
WITH HIM, BUT I HAD TO REMEMBER

THAT HE STOOD BY ME THROUGH
A REALLY HARD TIME IN MY LIFE.

A FEW YEARS AGO, I WAS DIAGNOSED
WITH BONE CANCER.

AND, LIKE, SHE'S
ONE HELL OF A FIGHTER.

ANDREW,
THROUGH MY DARKEST MOMENTS ‐‐

HE CARRIED ME
WHEN I WAS TOO WEAK TO WALK.

HE CLEANED MY FACE
WHEN I WAS VOMITING.

WITHOUT ANDREW, I'M NOT SURE
I'D BE HERE TODAY,

'CAUSE A LOT OF THE TIMES,
I WANTED TO GIVE UP,

BUT HE PUSHED ME.

Andrew: IT WAS HARD.
LIKE, SHE TRIED TO PUSH ME AWAY.

I WAS LIKE, "I LOVE YOU." I
SAID, "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE."

AND NOW SHE'S DOING, LIKE ‐‐

SHE'S DOING REALLY GOOD.

♪♪ FAST AS YOU CAN ♪♪

Chapel: THIS IS DEFINITELY
ANDREW'S LAST CHANCE.

IF HE KEEPS COMING
IN AND OUT OF HERE, I'M DONE.

I'M NOT GONNA KEEP
WAITING AROUND.

I NEED HIM TO...

TO DO SOMETHING MORE.

YOU'RE OPENING THE DOOR FOR ME?

YEAH. OH, MY GOODNESS.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

[ HEARTBEAT ]

Sabrina: I'M REALLY EXCITED
TO HAVE MY OWN BABY,

BUT AT THE SAME TIME,

I'M NERVOUS, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
BEEN THROUGH IT BEFORE.

MY PARENTS DO NOT TALK TO ME
ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M A WHORE

BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT
AND I'M NOT MARRIED.

IT REALLY MADE ME SAD,
BECAUSE MY DAD TOLD ME

THAT MY BABY
IS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THEM.

I'M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT,

AND MY MENNONITE FAMILY
WON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.

MY BODY IS GOING THROUGH
ALL THESE CHANGES,

AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT'S GOING ON.

SO, ANY LAST QUESTIONS?

DO YOU THINK MY DOG KNOWS
THAT I'M PREGNANT?

DOES YOUR DOG KNOW
THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT?

MY MOM NEVER TALKED TO ME
ABOUT SEX.

SHE NEVER
TALKED TO ME ABOUT BABIES.

I THOUGHT BABIES CAME OUT OF
A WOMAN'S BELLY BUTTON.

LIKE, I THOUGHT THE BELLY BUTTON
OPENED UP,

AND THE BABY CAME OUT.
LIKE, YEAH.

THE OTHER NIGHT, I BENT OVER...

MM‐HMM.

...AND I HEARD, LIKE, THIS POP.

YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE,
I BROKE ITS LEG OR SOMETHING?

UNH‐UNH.

NOW, I HEARD THAT SOMETIMES
YOU'RE PUSHING SO HARD

THAT YOU BLOW
YOUR ASS[BLEEP] OUT.

IS THAT TRUE? NO.

SOMEBODY TOLD ME
THIS WOMAN PUSHED SO HARD

THAT HER ASS[BLEEP]
CAME FLYING OUT,

AND THERE WAS THIS LITTLE,
ROUND, PINK THING LAYING THERE.

THE WORST THING THAT I'VE SEEN
IS THAT MOMS

SOMETIMES GET REALLY BAD
HEMORRHOIDS FROM PUSHING.

I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING, REALLY.

THE ONLY THING I CAN DO
IS GOOGLE STUFF,

AND THEN YOU FREAK YOURSELF OUT
EVEN MORE. [ CHUCKLES ]

AND WILL THE FATHER
BE PRESENT FOR THE BIRTH?

IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG,
COMPLICATED ROAD

WITH THE FATHER OF MY BABY,

AND I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE
DISCUSSING IT RIGHT NOW.

SO, ANY LAST QUESTIONS?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I WAS REALLY HAPPY

THAT MARY SENT ME AN INVITATION
TO CHRISTMAS DINNER,

AND I AM GOING TO TOTALLY
TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY

TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
FOR A WHILE.

SO, EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD,

SO I'LL SEE YOU
AT YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT.

OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD. ALL RIGHT?

MARY'S KIND OF LIKE
A MOTHER FIGURE FOR ALL OF US.

A LOT OF US
DON'T HAVE OUR FAMILIES ANYMORE,

AND FOR MARY TO MAKE US
FEEL LIKE WE'RE PART OF HERS

IS JUST AN OFFER
THAT NONE OF US CAN REFUSE.

PUNXSUTAWNEY, HERE I COME.

Y'ALL ARE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.

MOM AND DAD, THEY WERE PRETTY
UPSET WHEN I WENT TO JAIL,

AND I ALREADY TALKED TO MOM,

BUT I'M PRETTY SCARED
ABOUT TALKING TO DAD.

Mary: OH, ANDY, YOU'RE HOME!

HEY.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT
I COULD HAVE

WAS ANDREW
COMING HOME FROM JAIL.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

MOM AND DAD, THEY, LIKE,
RAISED US STRICTLY AMISH ‐‐

LIKE, NO ELECTRICITY,
NO NOTHING.

WE HAD RADIOS, AND DAD
WOULD FIND AND SMASH THEM.

WE'D GO BUY ANOTHER ONE,

AND DAD WOULD FIND IT
AND SMASH IT AGAIN.

HELL, WE WENT THROUGH LIKE
$3,000, $4,000 WORTH OF RADIOS.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

Andrew: IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD
TO DISAPPOINT MY DAD

BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF
THE GREATEST GUYS I KNOW.

MY NAME'S CHESTER SCHMUCKER,
AND I'M THE BOSS OF THE HOUSE.

Mary: I MET CHESTER
WHEN I WAS HAVING A BAKE SALE.

IT WAS ALMOST LIKE
A LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

Chester: WHEN I SAW MARY,
I KNEW THAT I LIKED HER.

I TOOK A CHANCE,
AND I LUCKED OUT.

THE AMISH DON'T TALK MUCH
ABOUT LOOKS,

BUT CHESTER IS SUCH
A GOOD‐LOOKING MAN.

HE STANDS BY ME NO MATTER
WHAT TROUBLE I GET INTO.

SHE HAS A LOT
OF NICE PERSONALITY...

AND SHE'S A GOOD COOK.

[ LAUGHS ]

ONE THING I'LL NEVER DO
IS TURN MY BACK ON THE FAMILY.

I GUESS I'M GOING A LITTLE SOFT.

WELL, ANDY,
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

SO, WHAT'S NEW?

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

WE'RE HAVING
A BIG CHRISTMAS DINNER.

I DON'T KNOW
WHO MOM IS EXPECTING

FROM HER ENGLISH FRIENDS, BUT IT
BETTER NOT THE HELL BE JEREMIAH.

HE STARTED A RUMOR ABOUT CHAPEL,
AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU, KATIE ANN?

THERE ANY GUYS IN YOUR LIFE? NO.

KATIE ANN
HAS THE SCHMUCKER CHARM.

I THINK THE BOYS
ARE JUST SCARED OF HER.

Mary: I HOPE
SHE DOESN'T MAKE AFTER YOU,

LEAVING AND BEING IN TROUBLE
LIKE YOU WERE.

BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING

FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE?

WHAT? JUST MOVE IN WITH US.

I DON'T NEED
TO MOVE IN HERE, MOM.

I ASKED CHAPEL
TO MOVE IN WITH ME.

YEAH.

I WISH ANDY WOULD STOP
SEEING ALL THESE ENGLISH GIRLS

AND GO OUT WITH AN AMISH GIRL.

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST
LOOKING OUT FOR ME,

BUT I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN.

WELL, YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU CAN COME

IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO TALK TO
AND HAVE SOME QUIET.

TOO BAD AMISH DON'T HAVE JAILS,

'CAUSE I'D GO PUT HIM IN A JAIL
AND MAKE HIM STAY AMISH.

I REALLY NEED A PLACE TO STAY

'CAUSE I'M OUT OF FRIENDS'
PLACES TO CRASH.

I WAS KIND OF HOPING

THERE WAS ENOUGH ROOM
FOR US HERE.

I CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

OH, THAT'S MY BED.

AND I FIGURE THAT
WITH HER COMING DOWN TO FLORIDA

MOVING INTO OUR HOUSE, NOW IT'S
TIME SHE RETURNS THE FAVOR.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
CLEANING.

I HEARD ABOUT THIS KID
FROM MARY,

AND WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE
WHAT SHE SAYS.

WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES ARE THESE?

MY NORMAL CLOTHES.

THIS FRIEND OF MARY'S
IS KIND OF ODD.

HE GOT JEWELRY ON HIS FACE,
BUT HE SPEAKS DUTCH PRETTY GOOD.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

USED TO BE AMISH. ORIGINALLY
FROM OHIO. HOLMES COUNTY.

I KNOW WHERE HOLMES COUNTY'S AT.
I BEEN THERE.

NO DOUBT.

REALLY? YEAH.

SO, YOU SELL A LOT OF THEM?
OH, YEAH. YEAH.

I'M THE BOSS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THE AMISH ALLOW HEARING AIDS
SO PEOPLE CAN HEAR BETTER.

IF YOU CAN'T HEAR
A CHURCH SERMON, THAT'S NO GOOD.

HAS IT BEEN A HARD ROAD
FOR YOU, OR...

I HAD A LOT OF STRUGGLES.

SOME WAS MY OWN FAULT.
SOME WASN'T.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

COMING.

Mary: JEREMIAH.

OHH.

OH, YOU ARE COLD!

I CAN'T HUG
QUITE AS GOOD AS ABE,

BUT I CAN STILL GIVE YOU A HUG.

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A COAT
ON. I WON'T SEE YOUR TATTOOS.

[ CHUCKLES ]
WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?

I FIGURED, KNOWING YOU STAYED
WITH US DOWN IN FLORIDA,

SO I FIGURED IT'S TIME
YOU RETURN THE FAVOR.

MARY AND I,
WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES.

WHAT THE [BLEEP]

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.

WHAT'S WITH THIS [BLEEP]

I'M MOVING IN.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

SCREW THIS [BLEEP]

BUT I KNOW
SHE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR ME.

WELL, I GUESS
THAT COULD BE ARRANGED.

IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A CHRISTMAS GET‐TOGETHER HERE.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

OH.

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER REALLY
GOTTEN A CHRISTMAS INVITATION.

IT WAS REALLY COOL
THAT MARY THOUGHT OF ME,

EVEN THOUGH
SHE COULDN'T SPELL MY NAME.

MY BROTHER ABE AND I
HAD A PRETTY ROCKY RELATIONSHIP.

WHEN WE WAS GROWING UP,
WE WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER.

WHO THE [BLEEP] GREW UP,
AND WHO THE [BLEEP] DIDN'T?

[BLEEP] ASS [BLEEP]

ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO,

REBECCA MOVED BACK
TO PENNSYLVANIA.

WE GOT TO DRINKING,

AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER,
AND WE SLEPT TOGETHER.

IT WAS JUST AN HONEST MISTAKE.
LIKE, I APOLOGIZED TO HER.

"IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN THAT YOU
AND MY BROTHER WAS GONNA

GET TOGETHER," I WAS LIKE,
"I WOULD'VE NEVER DONE IT."

SO, CAN I COME IN FOR A MINUTE?

YEAH, YEAH. COME ON IN.

AFTER OUR BIG FIGHT IN FLORIDA,
HE APOLOGIZED, WE APOLOGIZED,

AND WE KIND OF WENT OUR SEPARATE
WAYS FOR A WHILE.

AND THEN HE GOT IN TROUBLE.
HE WENT TO JAIL.

I WENT TO JAIL TO VISIT HIM,

AND I THINK THAT'S WHY WE ARE
BACK IN BEING BROTHERS AGAIN.

SO, YOU'RE A CHANGED MAN, HUH?
YEP.

I AM.
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.

YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS
SIX YEARS AGO,

BUT I CAN STILL CONSIDER HIM
AS FAMILY NOW.

MOM'S GETTING EVERYBODY TOGETHER
FOR CHRISTMAS,

AND I JUST FIGURE
MAYBE WE CAN GO FIND A TREE

AND CUT A TREE DOWN AND TAKE IT
OUT AND SEE WHAT SHE THINKS.

COOL.

WE NEVER HAD A CHRISTMAS TREE
GROWING UP

'CAUSE THE AMISH THINK
IT'S A DISTRACTION

OF THE REAL MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS.

BUT I THINK HAVING A TREE
IS NOT GONNA HURT ANYTHING.

[ SIGHS ]

LOOKS LIKE A GOOD TREE
RIGHT THERE.

YEAH, I THINK THIS ONE HERE
IS PERFECT.

YEAH, THIS TREE'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO, LET'S GET THIS... DOWN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
MOM'S GONNA THINK?

THINK SHE'LL LIKE IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

Andrew: WHO THE HELL
DO I SEE BACK THERE?

[BLEEP] JEREMIAH.

A PIECE OF [BLEEP] TO THE WORLD.

HOLY [BLEEP]

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

JEREMIAH IS A FREELOADER,
AND HE JUST LOVES DRAMA,

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAD TROUBLE
WITH HIM AT THE HOUSE.

BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
HE WOULD GO TO MOM AND DAD'S.

I MEAN, HE MUST BE DESPERATE
FOR A PLACE TO STAY.

THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS INVITED HERE.

I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]

JEREMIAH
STARTED A FREAKING RUMOR

SAYING THAT CHAPEL
WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HIM.

IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO FREAKING
HUMILIATE THE GIRL I LOVE,

THEN HE'S GONNA
HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME.

THIS IS MY FAMILY,
NOT YOUR FAMILY.

ALL YOU DO IS [BLEEP]
START DRAMA, ANYWAY.

WHAT KIND OF DRAMA?

SAYING THAT MY [BLEEP] GIRL
WANTS TO [BLEEP] YOU.

NO, I'M [BLEEP] TIRED OF IT.

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW ‐‐
ALL I HEAR IS ‐‐

[BLEEP] NO, SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
SURE. GO AHEAD.

I'M NOT DONE.
I'LL BE THE MAN AND LISTEN,

AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA
[BLEEP] LISTEN TO ME.

I'M TIRED OF THE BULL [BLEEP]
ALL I HEAR

IS YOU [BLEEP] SAYING ALL KINDS
OF [BLEEP] ABOUT CHAPEL. NO.

YOU STAY THE [BLEEP]
AWAY FROM HER.

YOU DONE? YOU DONE?!

YES, SHE DID MESSAGE ME
WHILE YOU AND HER WERE

BROKE UP, HERE, OVER A YEAR AGO.

OFF‐CAMERA,
I'LL TALK ABOUT THAT ONE.

OH, REALLY? REALLY? YEAH!

OH, SO, HER SAYING ‐‐

SHE WAS JUST BEING [BLEEP] NICE.

IS THAT A CRIME?
NO, THAT'S NOT A CRIME.

NOT AT ALL. SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

YES, SHE DID MESSAGE ME
WHILE YOU AND HER WERE

BROKE UP, HERE, OVER A YEAR AGO.

THIS IS FROM YOU.

BULL [BLEEP]

THIS MESSAGE
COMES FROM YOUR PHONE.

REALLY? NO. YEAH. YES, IT DOES.

NO, IT DOESN'T.
THE [BLEEP] IT DON'T.

WHAT ABOUT THE [BLEEP] TEXT
MESSAGES TO [BLEEP] GIRLS,

YOU WANTING TO HOOK UP
WITH THEM, HUH?

WHAT ABOUT THAT [BLEEP]

WHAT GIRLS? YOU SHOULD KNOW.

LISTEN, GUYS,
IT'S CHRISTMASTIME.

GET IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

GO MAKE A SNOW ANGEL
OR DO SOMETHING.

I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT, YOU RESPECT
YOUR PARENTS' PROPERTY.

AND I'M NOT BLAMING JEREMIAH

OR I'M NOT BLAMING ANDY.
I'M BLAMING BOTH OF THEM.

THEY JUST NEED TO
DO THEIR ARGUING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I'M TRYING TO [BLEEP] MOVE ON,

BUT YET ALL THIS [BLEEP]
KEEPS BEING BROUGHT UP.

I HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES
TO PROVE IT.

THE [BLEEP] IT DON'T.
I'M GONNA [BLEEP] PROVE IT.

GO FOR IT! YOU WATCH IT.

IF ME AND ANDREW NEVER BECOME
FRIENDS AGAIN, I DON'T CARE.

I'M NOT HERE TO PLEASE HIM.

WE'RE AT MOM'S HOUSE.
CHILL OUT. I MEAN ‐‐

THEN YOU BETTER KEEP
YOUR BROTHER UNDER CONTROL.

BECAUSE I WAS INVITED HERE,
AND I'M GONNA BE HERE.

AS LONG AS YOU KEEP UP
YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN

HERE AT MOM'S HOUSE,
I THINK WE'LL BE GOOD.

THAT I CAN DO. GOOD.

BUT YOUR BROTHER BETTER BE
DOING THE SAME THING.

IT'LL HAPPEN.

Abe: I DON'T LIKE
JEREMIAH MOVING IN WITH MY MOM,

BUT I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT,

BECAUSE I KNOW MOM
CAN [BLEEP] SLAP HIM

HARD ENOUGH
WHERE HE'LL FEEL IT FOR A MONTH,

SO SHE'LL KEEP HIM IN LINE.

WHY IS JEREMIAH EVEN HERE?
LIKE, I MEAN,

ALL IT IS,
IS A BIG SCHEME ANYWAY.

DOES HE LIVE IN OHIO,
OR WHAT ‐‐ FLORIDA?

OR WHERE THE [BLEEP]
DOES HE LIVE AT?

LAST I HEARD, HE LIVES WHEREVER
HE CAN, YOU KNOW, SLEEP.

Abe: THERE'S NO WAY
YOU CAN KEEP JEREMIAH AWAY.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE
A DAMN RODENT. HE'S EVERYWHERE.

YEAH, JEREMIAH CAN BE
A JACKASS SOMETIMES, BUT, STILL,

HERE AT MOM'S,
LEAVE YOUR DIFFERENCES

OUT UP THE ROAD, YOU KNOW?

Andrew:
I STILL HAVE TO RESPECT MY MOM.

BUT IF HE KEEPS
MESSING WITH MY FAMILY,

I WILL PROBABLY END UP
GOING BACK TO JAIL

BECAUSE I'LL HUNT HIS ASS DOWN
AND [BLEEP] KICK HIS HEAD IN.

[BLEEP]

Mary: CHRISTMAS FOR THE AMISH
ARE ABOUT GOD AND FAMILY.

IT'S NOT ABOUT BRIGHT LIGHTS
AND DECORATION.

ANDY AND ABE
TRIED TO PULL A FAST ONE ON ME,

BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A CHRISTMAS
TREE, AND I DON'T WANT ONE NOW.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HELLO? MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OH, MY GOSH! HOW ARE YOU?

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

SO, YOU MADE IT! I DID!

THE REASON I CAME OUT HERE
WAS FOR MARY.

I FELT LIKE THE WAY SHE ASKED ME
TO COME OUT HERE

WAS VERY HEARTFELT, AND I WANTED
TO SEE EVERYONE AGAIN.

YOU'RE AMISH AGAIN? YEAH.

IT'S NICE
TO HAVE MY LITTLE GIRL BACK.

YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

I'M ACTUALLY NOT REALLY
SURPRISED TO SEE KATIE ANN
BACK IN AMISH CLOTHES.

SHE'S REALLY SHY,

AND SHE SEEMS TO LISTEN A LOT
TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[ LAUGHING ]

WELL, GIVE ME A HUG!

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER.
[ LAUGHS ]

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU LOOK GOOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

THANK YOU.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?

I JUST GOT HERE YESTERDAY. OH.

SO, HOW'S NEW YORK? IT'S GOOD.

I JUST FINISHED
WITH A BIG SHOOT, AND...

FINGERS CROSSED,
I GOT SOMETHING IN FASHION WEEK.

I'M REALLY HOPING FOR IT
THIS TIME.

HEY, WHO'S READY FOR A DRINK?!

I AM. [ LAUGHS ] THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, MARY. YES.

TO A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

MMM.

BOY, I THINK THE LAST TIME
I HAD A CRANBERRY AND VODKA

WAS WITH YOU IN NEW YORK.
[ LAUGHS ]

Jeremiah:
WHAT ALL DID YOU DRINK?

I DRANK VODKA CRANBERRIES.

[ SIGHS ]

HOW MANY?

SO MANY.

SHE WAS SITTING THERE
SLURRING HER WORDS.

STOP IT!

[ LAUGHTER ]

SEEING KATE AGAIN
IS ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE.

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?

OH. I JUST RECENTLY DID A SHOOT.

[ LAUGHING ]

OH, MY GOD!

[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]

OH!

THESE ARE ALL YOU?

THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH.

Kate: AMISH PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE
IN BEING PHOTOGRAPHED,

MUCH LESS IN LINGERIE.

THEY BELIEVE
THAT IT'S A VAIN THING,

AND I WAS VERY IMPRESSED
WITH HOW OPEN‐MINDED

SHE WAS ABOUT IT.

JEREMIAH, YOU CAN KEEP IT.

I DON'T THINK
MARY WANTS TO SEE IT.

THAT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN
LOOK AT WHEN YOU GO UPSTAIRS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ACTUALLY, NO!
I WANT TO KEEP THAT!

[ LAUGHS ]

WHEN I SAW
THOSE PICTURES OF KATE,

I WAS LIKE, "HOW YOU DOIN'?"

♪♪ I WAS JUST GETTIN' READY
TO CRAWL INTO BED ♪♪

♪♪ WHEN I HEARD SOME TINKLIN'
BELLS, OH, NO, NO, LORD ♪♪

♪♪ "TOYS AND GIFTS FOR EVERYONE,"
HE SAID ♪♪

♪♪ BUT HE DIDN'T STOP AT OUR
HOUSE THAT NIGHT ♪♪

♪♪ NO, HE DIDN'T STOP
AT OUR HOUSE THAT NIGHT ♪♪

HEY, GOOD MORNING.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

OH, GOOD MORNING.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SLEEPYHEADS.

I'VE BEEN UP ALL MORNING
GETTING READY FOR CHRISTMAS.

I'VE BEEN GETTING READY
FOR CHRISTMAS, TOO.

ARE YOU GONNA HAVE CHRISTMAS
DINNER IN OUTFITS LIKE THAT?

[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?

TO MAKE THIS
THE BEST CHRISTMAS DAY EVER,

I WOULD LOVE FOR EVERYONE
TO WEAR AMISH CLOTHES AGAIN.

I HAVE SOME REALLY NICE CLOTHES.

OH!

MARY, OUT OF RESPECT FOR ME,
WILL YOU WEAR ENGLISH CLOTHES?

I THINK
THE WORLD WOULD ICE OVER.

OUT OF RESPECT FOR ME.

I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO BE AMISH.

IF YOU CAN'T WEAR THE PANTS,

CAN YOU WEAR THE SHIRT
SO YOUR TATTOOS ARE COVERED UP?

MARY'S HOUSE, MARY'S RULES.

GET YOUR CLOTHES ON.
COME HELP ME.

IT WAS WEIRD
PUTTING ON THE AMISH DRESS,

BUT THAT'S WHAT MARY WANTED,
SO WE JUST DID IT FOR HER.

WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE DRESS?
Mary: OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD, MARY!
IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE [BLEEP]

JEREMIAH, IF YOU WOULD KNOW
HOW NICE YOU LOOK ‐‐

THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY,

SO THAT MEANS WE CAN HAVE
THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.

Jeremiah: I LOOK RIDICULOUS,
BUT SEEING HOW HAPPY

THIS STUPID SHIRT MAKES MARY,
IT'S WORTH IT.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS TO GET READY

IS THE CHOCOLATE COATING.

Mary: I KNOW.
I LOVE MAKING CANDY.

MY MOM AND MY SISTERS ALWAYS
MADE A TON OF CANDY AND COOKIES

BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
SO MAKING CANDY WITH MARY

WAS A GREAT WAY OF REMINDING ME

OF THE TIME
I USED TO SPEND WITH THEM.

THIS AMISH SHIRT
IS HELPING ME WORK REALLY GOOD.

AWESOME.

I CAN WORK A LOT BETTER NOW.

WHO DO YOU ALL
HAVE COMING TONIGHT?

ABE AND REBECCA, AND THEN
ANDY AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, CHAPEL.

I HAVEN'T MET HER YET.

I WORRY ABOUT CHAPEL,

BECAUSE ENGLISH PEOPLE
CAN BE CRAZY SOMETIMES.

YOU LIKE HER, THOUGH?

UH, S‐‐ [ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY.

I MEAN... [ SIGHS ]

WELL, SHE'S JUST LIKE REBECCA.

I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH
THEM IF THEY'RE IN THE FAMILY.

YEAH.

I HAVE TO LEARN
HOW TO GET ALONG WITH THEM.

AND IT'LL JUST CREATE TENSION
BETWEEN YOU TWO INSTEAD OF...

YES, EXACTLY.

GOOD STUFF.

IT IS GOOD.

THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO WITH
THE BOYS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.

EVERY CHRISTMAS? YEAH.

YOU EVER SMOKE A PIPE
WITH YOUR DAD?

NO, NOT WITH MY DAD.

I HAVEN'T DONE A LOT OF
THINGS WITH MY DAD THAT
I WOULD'VE LIKED TO DONE.

BUT IT'S PRETTY COOL SMOKING
A PIPE HERE WITH CHESTER.

KNOCK, KNOCK. Chester: HI.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. HI, KAYLA!

MERRY CHRISTMAS.
AMISH CLOTHES? REALLY?

HE TOLD ME TO RESPECT THE RULES
AROUND HERE LAST TIME I SAW HIM.

YEAH, BUT YOU ARE LIVING HERE,
SO THAT'S DIFFERENT.

THERE'S NO WAY MOM'S GONNA GET
US BACK IN THESE AMISH CLOTHES,

BECAUSE IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE.

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING,
DO IT RIGHT, NOT HALFWAY.

OH, QUIT BEING THAT MEAN TO HIM.

YOU TELL HIM, MARY,

'CAUSE I'M RESPECTING YOUR WISH,
AND HE'S NOT.

I KNOW! HE'S RESPECTING MY WISH!

Rebecca: YEAH,
BUT HE LIVES HERE. WE DON'T.

OF COURSE,
LITTLE MISS GOODY‐TWO‐SHOES

WAS WEARING AMISH CLOTHES.
LIKE, WHATEVER.

LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE
ALMOST READY TO HAVE A BABY.

YEAH. I'M ESPECIALLY KNOWN
TO NOT HAVE PATIENCE,

SO I JUST CAN'T WAIT
TO GET IT OVER WITH.

WELL, IT'S EXCITING, THOUGH.

CONGRATULATIONS. OH, THANK YOU.

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW, IN THIS HOUSE, IF
YOU DON'T WORK, YOU DON'T EAT.

I WAS REALLY EXCITED
TO SEE EVERYONE COME,

BUT WHEN THE KITCHEN GETS FULL,
I GET PANICKED.

GO, GO, GO.

IT'S TOO FULL IN HERE.
THIS IS MY KITCHEN.

THANK YOU.

IT'S AN AMISH CHRISTMAS
TRADITION TO MAKE CANDLES.

WE USE ORANGE PEELS

BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT
TO WASTE ANYTHING GOD GIVES US.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

SABRINA!

SHE'S AMISH.

THOUGHT YOU WERE
A LINGERIE MODEL.

OH, MY GOD!

I WAS SHOCKED. SHE'S HUGE.

DID YOU THINK SHE WAS GONNA
SHOW UP IN HER UNDERWEAR?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Jeremiah:
IT'S NO SECRET THAT SABRINA
AND I HAD A RELATIONSHIP.

I HEARD SHE'S PREGNANT NOW, BUT
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THEN.

SO, HOW IS IT BEING PREGNANT?
ARE YOU ENJOYING IT, OR...

NO.

NO? NO.

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE BABY?

I'M EXCITED
FOR THE BABY TO BE OUT,

BUT I DON'T LIKE
BEING, LIKE, A TREE.

LIKE, I FEEL LIKE
IT'S CONSTANTLY GOING LIKE THIS

INSIDE OF ME.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING
BACK IN LANCASTER? ARE YOU...

[ SNIFFLES ]

[ CRYING ]

[ HYPERVENTILATING ]

[ CRYING ]

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING
BACK IN LANCASTER? ARE YOU...

[ SABRINA CRYING ]

[ HYPERVENTILATING ]

[ CRYING ]

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON AT HOME.

EVERYTHING HAS JUST BEEN
REALLY UNSTABLE,

AND I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT
RIGHT NOW.

[ CONTINUES CRYING ]

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?

KATE, I GOT IT.

HAVING A BABY, IT'S NOT
A BUCKET OF FUN, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, THERE'S A LOT OF
RESPONSIBILITY, AND YOU NEED
HELP.

Kate: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TALK ABOUT IT.

SABRINA, ARE YOU OKAY?

WANT TO SIT IN MY TRUCK OUT OF
THE RAIN FOR A LITTLE BIT?

OKAY.
I JUST CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS.

Jeremiah: GOT IT.

Sabrina:
THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT
IN LIFE IS LOVE AND FAMILY ‐‐

TO HAVE, JUST, A SUPPORT SYSTEM
AROUND YOU

OF PEOPLE THAT CARE ABOUT YOU

AND WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU
AND LOVE YOU.

AND, LIKE, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF
SUPPORT FROM MY FAMILY AT ALL.

[ SOBS, SIGHS ]

I SAT WITH HER IN THE TRUCK
AND JUST TRIED TO CALM HER DOWN

AND LET HER KNOW WE'RE THERE FOR
HER TO HELP HER OUT, YOU KNOW,

FOR WHATEVER SHE NEEDS,
NO MATTER WHAT.

REBECCA'S PREGNANT, TOO,
SO SHE UNDERSTANDS

EXACTLY HOW IT IS TO BE PREGNANT

AND HAVE THOSE HORMONES
AND PREGNANCY FEARS.

SHE UNDERSTANDS ALL OF THAT,

SO SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS
WITH REBECCA.

IT FELT REALLY NICE
TO HAVE EVERYBODY SUPPORT ME,

AND IT JUST REMINDED ME, AGAIN,
THAT WE REALLY ARE A FAMILY.

IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A BAD IDEA.

Rebecca: IT IS CUTE. I LIKE IT.

I WORKED ON IT ALL DAY.

Mary: I'M MAKING AN AMISH
CHRISTMAS DINNER ‐‐

TURKEY, POTATOES, GRAVY...

[ SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

THIS IS WHAT EVERY
AMISH CHRISTMAS LOOKS LIKE.

THANK YOU.

THE AMISH GIVE GIFTS ON
CHRISTMAS JUST LIKE THE ENGLISH,

BUT WE GIVE MORE USEFUL THINGS.

AN APRON?

MARY GAVE ME AN APRON.

I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WANTS ME
TO COOK MORE OR JUST EAT MORE.

THIS IS AWESOME. THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU, MARY. THANK YOU.

IT'S AWESOME.

I CAN'T MOVE THE WAY I USED TO,

SO IT'S DEFINITELY CONVENIENT

TO BE ABLE TO GRAB A STICK
AND JUST SCRATCH MYSELF.

Rebecca: ARE YOU PLANNING
THAT I'M GONNA SEW ABE A SHIRT

OR PANTS OR SOMETHING?

Mary: WOULD THAT BE TOO HARD?

MM‐HMM, 'CAUSE I BUY THEM.

JEREMIAH? HMM?

DON'T YOU WANT TO SHOW THEM
WHAT YOU GOT?

IT'S A 2‐BY‐4!

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW,
YOU WERE ALWAYS DOING KARATE.

Sabrina:
JEREMIAH CLAIMS THAT HIS HANDS

ARE REGISTERED
AS DEADLY WEAPONS.

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

Rebecca:
THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE
THE GIFTS THAT MOM GAVE OUT

WOULD BE... THOUGHTFUL.

Kate:
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO.

OH, THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I MADE THIS FOR YOU.

Sabrina: OH, THOSE ARE PRETTY.

YES. THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
I HAND‐PAINTED THEM,

SO YOU WANT TO BE CAREFUL
WHEN YOU WASH THEM.

Rebecca: KATE'S STILL TRYING TO
BE THE LITTLE BISHOP'S DAUGHTER.

LIKE... WHATEVER.

IT'S SO DUMB.

MOM, WHAT TIME IS IT?

HUH‐UNH.

Mary: I WAS DISAPPOINTED
THAT ANDY AND CHAPEL WERE LATE.

THEY KNEW
THAT WAS A SPECIAL DINNER.

[ ABE SPEAKING
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

PRAYER IS VERY IMPORTANT.

TYPICAL AMISH HOMES, WE DO
A SILENT PRAYER BEFORE WE EAT

AND AFTERWARDS.

OKAY.

Rebecca: DAD, YOU HAVE TO
PASS THE... THAT WAY.

I HAVE A NICE,
BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

WHAT? IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDRESS
IN FRONT OF US.

WHAT? [ LAUGHS ] I HOPE NOT.

CRANBERRY JUICE?

YOU JUST DRINK IT STRAIGHT?

[ LAUGHS ]

CHRISTMAS AT MARY'S HOUSE

WAS DEFINITELY A LOT BETTER
THAN WHAT I GREW UP WITH

BECAUSE SHE GOT THE VODKA OUT
AND EVERYTHING,

SO WE WERE HAVING FUN.

♪♪ WAKE, WAKE THE OTHERS ♪♪

♪♪ LET 'EM COME ♪♪

♪♪ WAKE IN THE MORNINGS ♪♪

Sabrina:
JUST BEING AROUND MARY, I THINK,

MAKES EVERYBODY FEEL REALLY
SECURE AND SETTLED AND AT PEACE

JUST BECAUSE
SHE IS WHERE WE COME FROM,

AND SHE'S STEADY AND STRONG.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

THAT WE ALL SAT DOWN
FOR A MEAL TOGETHER?

Mary: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

WOULD'VE BEEN DOWN IN FLORIDA
THAT WE DID THIS.

[ Chuckling ] AS MUCH AS
I WOULD'VE SAID NO A YEAR AGO,

AT THIS POINT,
WE'RE ALMOST LIKE A FAMILY

BECAUSE WE KNOW WE'RE ALL
GONNA BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER.

Sabrina: SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO
A SHOT NOW THANKS TO ME.

I THINK THIS IS ONE OF
THE BEST CHRISTMASES EVER.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW LATE ANDY IS.

I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO PADDLE HIS BEHIND.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU COULD DEFINITELY TELL
MOM WAS GETTING NERVOUS.

WE ALL KIND OF KNOW
THERE'S SOME TENSION

BETWEEN JEREMIAH
AND ANDY AND CHAPEL,

BUT NONE OF US REALLY KNOW WHY.

YOU KNOW ANDY.
HE ALWAYS IS SLOW.

Jeremiah: IF THEY'RE
NOT SHOWING UP BECAUSE OF ME,

IT GOES TO SHOW
HOW IMMATURE THEY ARE.

I DON'T THINK ANDY REALIZES

HOW LUCKY HE IS
TO BE PART OF THIS FAMILY.

Kate: THERE THEY ARE.

Mary: OH!
YOU ALMOST DIDN'T GET ANY.

OH, YEAH? THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

Chester: WHERE WERE YOU?

THAT GUY HAS THE FREAKING NERVE
TO SIT THERE WITH MY FAMILY

FOR THE [BLEEP]
THAT HE'S PULLED.

ANDY, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

THINGS TO DO AND PLACES TO GO.

YOU'RE REALLY QUIET TONIGHT,
JEREMIAH.

Mary: I KNOW.
YOU'RE REALLY QUIET.

I'M ENJOYING THE GOOD FOOD.

MM‐HMM.

THE DINNER WAS VERY AWKWARD.
VERY AWKWARD.

I OFFERED JEREMIAH
A PLACE TO STAY.

HE TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF
TO TELL PEOPLE

THAT I INVITED HIM
TO SLEEP IN MY BED.

[ SIGHS ]

JEREMIAH, YOU AIN'T
GOT NOTHING TO SAY?

NOPE.

QUIET PEOPLE
DON'T MAKE GOOD COMPANY.

Jeremiah: CHAPEL CALLED ME OUT.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO
DROP STUFF, LET IT GO.

ARE YOU STILL
DWELLING ON THAT, CHAPEL?

BECAUSE I GREW UP
AND I MOVED PAST THAT NOW.

NICE WEATHER TODAY,
WASN'T IT, MARY?

I JUST WANT JEREMIAH TO STOP

TELLING PEOPLE
I TRIED TO SLEEP WITH HIM.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS JUST PETTY DRAMA

THAT YOU GUYS
ARE FIGHTING ABOUT.

IF YOU WANTED TO, LIKE,
CLEAR THE AIR

AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A SLUT

YOU SHOULD HAVE
BROUGHT YOUR PROOF.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

Sabrina: CHAPEL, NOTHING
IS EVER JEREMIAH'S FAULT.

I DON'T REALLY
KNOW CHAPEL THAT WELL,

BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.

JEREMIAH USED TO BE
A REAL [BLEEP]

THAT ‐‐ THAT ‐‐ THAT'S NOT ME.
THAT'S THEM.

AND HE STILL CAN BE,

BUT I'M NOT ONE TO JUDGE,
LIKE, AT ALL.

I SAID, "HEY, YOU CAN
COME STAY AT MY HOUSE, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH."

OH, MY GOD.
I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

AND THIS IS MARY'S HOUSE
AND SHE SAID NO ARGUING, SO...

Mary: I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EARS
WITH ALL THE CRAZINESS.

I JUST WANTED
A NICE CHRISTMAS DINNER.

LIKE, EVERYONE HERE

TALKS A BUNCH OF CRAZY CRAP
ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE

BUT NO ONE
WANTS TO SAY ANYTHING.

YOU CAN STAY DOWN HERE
AS A LITTLE KID,

BUT I'M MOVING ON
AND I'M GROWING UP.

SO, IF YOU WANT TO
BE AN ADULT THEN...

TO CALL ME AN IMMATURE CHILD ‐‐

JEREMIAH CAN'T GET THROUGH

HALF OF THE THINGS
THAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH.

I'M A GROWN‐ASS ADULT
WHO DOES WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

ARE YOU TAKING CARE
OF YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW?

DON'T YOU EVER [BLEEP]
IN THIS LIFE

BRING IN MY KIDS AGAIN.

EVER.

I'VE KNOWN JEREMIAH
FOR A LONG TIME,

BUT THAT'S ONE THING
YOU DON'T DO

IS BRING UP HIS KIDS.

YOU BETTER GET HER
THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE

OR YOU LET ME LEAVE NOW.
OR WHAT?

I'M DONE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

Jeremiah: I TOLD YOU IF MY KIDS
GET BROUGHT INTO IT I'M DONE.

I'M DONE.

NOW HE'S PISSED.

JUST [BLEEP] LEAVE.

Chapel: LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO,

BUT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE
CALLED ME AN IMMATURE CHILD.

LIKE, I'M MORE MATURE THAN YOU
AND MORE GROWN THAN YOU.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SIT
HERE AND TELL ME I'M
AN IMMATURE CHILD.

[ SIGHS ]

I DON'T KNOW
THE ENTIRE STORY, BUT...

[ SIGHS ]

Jeremiah: IT'S CHILDISH.

IF YOU KEEP DWELLING
ON [BLEEP] KEEP BRINGING
[BLEEP] UP LIKE THAT.

I SAID WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT
YOU CAN [BLEEP] MOVE ON.

Chapel: LOOK, I APOLOGIZE
FOR BRINGING UP YOUR KIDS,

BUT YOU CALLED ME
AN IMMATURE CHILD.

I'M ‐‐ I'M BY FAR
AN IMMATURE CHILD.

LIKE, YOU SAY
YOU'RE MORE MATURE THAN I AM?

WHEN YOU KEEP IT GOING,
WHAT IS THAT?

WHEN YOU JUST KEEP IT GOING,
KEEP DWELLING,

THAT IS CHILDISH, OKAY?

SO, WHEN YOU MOVE ON,
WHEN YOU BECOME AN ADULT,

YOU LEARN TO MOVE ON FROM STUFF.

OKAY, I UNDERSTAND THAT,

BUT TO HEAR IT FROM EVERYBODY.
IT JUST KEEPS COMING.

PEOPLE DON'T LEAVE IT ALONE.
HEARSAY, HEARSAY.

BUT WHERE DID THESE PEOPLE
GET THEIR INFORMATION?

THEY DIDN'T JUST
GET IT FROM ANYWHERE.

I NEVER HAD A CHRISTMAS DINNER
IN MY LIFE LIKE THIS.

THEY'RE OUT IN THE FRONT YARD
ARGUING,

NO ONE SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT MY FOOD.

I THINK THIS WHOLE [BLEEP]
IS NOT NECESSARY.

HEY.

Abe: THERE'S ONE THING
I CAN TELL YOU ‐‐

YOU DON'T HEAR MY MOM CUSS,

BUT WHEN YOU DO,
IT'S TIME TO RUN.

Chapel: I DON'T LIKE BEING
CALLED AN IMMATURE CHILD...

SO I HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS.

I'M JUST DONE. I'M DONE.

SOMETIMES BEING WITH
ALL THOSE AMISH PEOPLE,

I FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER.

THEY ALL FIGHT AND ARGUE

OVER JUST STUPID, PETTY THINGS.

Kate: DINNER WAS GREAT
AND EVERYTHING,

BUT I JUST
CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

EVERY TIME WE GET TOGETHER
IT'S THE SAME THING.

LIKE, I'M ‐‐ I CAN'T TAKE THIS.

WELL, THAT'S SO SAD.

Rebecca: [ SIGHS ]

REBECCA, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

I'M JUST
HAVING REALLY SHARP PAINS.

IT'S JUST ALL TOO MUCH.

COME ON, REBECCA.

WE BETTER GET YOU LAYING DOWN.

I KNEW HAVING ALL THESE PEOPLE
OVER WAS GONNA BE A BAD IDEA.

NOW CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.

THIS IS
THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] I'M GOOD.

Abe: YOU'RE GOOD?

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

ARE YOU SURE?

THERE.

DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY?

I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT'S GOING ON.

Mary:
IT'S AN OLD AMISH TRADITION.

SQUEEZING A COMB
TAKES AWAY THE PAIN.

[ MOANS ]

OKAY.

Abe: I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE
AMISH HOME NURSING BULL CRAP,

BUT I GOT TO BE, YOU KNOW,
STRONG FOR MY WIFE.

Mary: AMISH MIDWIVES,

THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
IF SOMETHING TURNS UP.

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOL,
THEY LEARN HOW TO BE MIDWIVES.

MIDWIVES ARE NICE,
THEY'RE CHEAP.

IN MY BOOK, EVERY BABY
SHOULD BE BORN THAT WAY.

THE MIDWIFE
MASSAGED MY STOMACH FOR A WHILE

AND EVENTUALLY THE PAIN PASSED,
BUT IT FELT LIKE FOREVER.

I WAS STRESSED TO THE MAX,

BUT I'M JUST GLAD
MY WIFE IS OKAY.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, REBECCA IS OKAY.

WITH THE COMMOTION
AND EVERYTHING,

JUST STRESSED HER OUT,

AND I THINK IT'S TIME WE GO HOME
WHERE IT'S QUIET

AND JUST HAVE SOME SPACE
FROM EVERYBODY.

MOM HAS ALWAYS JUST
BEEN A GREAT HELP TO US,

ESPECIALLY WITH THE PREGNANCY
AND EVERYTHING,

BUT IT'S JUST TIME
THAT I GET REBECCA HOME

AND GET HER SOME PEACE AND QUIET
SO SHE CAN RELAX.

HEY, CAN I COME IN?

HEY. YOU CAN COME IN.

WITH ALL THE FIGHTING
AND THE CRAZINESS,

EVERYTHING
THAT WAS GOING ON AROUND US,

I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME
TO TALK TO KATIE‐ANN

AND SEE HOW SHE'S DOING
NOW THAT SHE'S AMISH AGAIN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST
CHRISTMAS DINNER I'VE EVER HAD.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

I THINK THAT'S THE
FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN
HIM SO ANGRY BEFORE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
OF CHRISTMAS DINNERS
AS SOMETHING PLEASANT

WHERE EVERYONE WAS
LAUGHING AND TALKING.

I JUST THINK
IT'S SO DISRESPECTFUL.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?
SO, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

WE NEVER REALLY
HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK,

WE WERE SO BUSY
GETTING READY FOR THE DINNER.

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
OR WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

NO, I'M STILL SINGLE.

YEAH? YEAH.

WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S KIND OF HARD.

ALL OF THE AMISH
EXPECT THE WOMEN TO GET MARRIED

BEFORE THEY'RE, LIKE, 23,

SO I THINK KATIE‐ANN
IS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE

TO FIND A BOYFRIEND.

A LOT OF THE AMISH BOYS
WON'T TALK TO ME

BECAUSE OF MOM BEING SHUNNED.

WHAT IS IT LIKE,
THE BOYS IN NEW YORK?

THEY'RE DIFFERENT.

THEY'RE NOT RAISED
THE WAY THAT THE AMISH
PEOPLE ARE RAISED.

LIKE, YOU MEET SOMEONE
AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT KIND OF PERSON THEY ARE.

'CAUSE, LIKE, HERE,
YOU KNEW ALL THE BOYS

SINCE THEY WERE,
WHAT, SMALL KIDS.

SO, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG
TO STRESS OUT ABOUT THAT.

IT WAS NICE TO HEAR THAT
KATE TOLD ME TO TAKE MY TIME

BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE
IS PRESSURING ME TO
FIND A BOYFRIEND.

I'M, LIKE, THE WORST PERSON
TO GIVE BOY ADVICE,

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T

FIND THAT AREA IN MY LIFE
VERY EASY AS WELL.

[ CHUCKLES ]
BUT YOU'RE A GOOD CATCH.

YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF A GOOD MAN.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD WORRY.

GIVE ME A HUG. [ CHUCKLES ]

I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

Mary: I AM SO SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE LIKE THAT.

OH, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

DINNER WAS DELICIOUS
AND I WAS GLAD TO BE HERE.

I DON'T LIKE DRAMA,
ESPECIALLY ON CHRISTMAS.

IF YOU EVER NEED TO
GET AWAY FROM THAT,

YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME
TO COME TO NEW YORK.

YEAH. [ HORN HONKS ]

OH, WELL, MY RIDE IS HERE, SO...

BUT THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE INVITATION. IT WAS ‐‐

DINNER WAS SO GOOD.

I WAS REALLY GLAD
TO SEE KATE COME,

AND I THINK I'M DEFINITELY
GONNA TAKE HER UP ON HER OFFER.

Chester: MORNING.

WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES,
YOU GET SHUNNED FROM THE CHURCH.

IF YOU'RE SHUNNED
YOU CAN'T WORK WITH

ANOTHER PERSON
THAT IS WITH THE CHURCH,

AND IT'S A LONG PROCESS
TO GET BACK INTO THE CHURCH.

IT'S A GOOD THING CHESTER
IS A VERY UNDERSTANDING HUSBAND.

HAVING THAT STUFF
AT THE HOUSE LIKE THIS,

THAT JUST AIN'T GONNA WORK.

Mary: I DON'T WANT TO
GET YOU SHUNNED.

HAVING THE ENGLISH KIDS
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

YELLING AND SCREAMING
AT EACH OTHER

WOULD NOT LOOK GOOD
IF THE BISHOP WOULD COME.

I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO CATCH UP WITH SABRINA,

AND I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

YOU GONNA TALK TO ME?

Kate: GETTING AN AUDITION
AT FASHION WEEK

IS, LIKE, THE BEST THING
THAT CAN HAPPEN.

Cesar:
KATIE, CAN YOU WALK FOR US?

TO NOT GET THE JOB,
IT WOULD LEAVE ME CRUSHED.

CHESTER AND I HAVE BEEN
GETTING AN AMISH CHEST READY

FOR KATIE‐ANN
WHEN SHE GETS A HUSBAND.

THE CHEST IS FILLED WITH
FAMILY REMEMBRANCE,

THINGS SHE'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP
FOR YEARS AND YEARS.

AND THEN YOU GO HOME WITH THEM.

BUT YOU CAN ONLY STAY
UNTIL MIDNIGHT

AND THEN YOU GOT TO GO HOME.
NO FUNNY BUSINESS.

Mary:
I KNOW KATIE‐ANN THINKS A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE PRESSURING HER,

BUT I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR HER TO SETTLE DOWN

AND FIND A NICE BOY.

[ DOG BARKING ]

Katie Ann: A SING‐IN IS WHERE

ALL THE YOUNG PEOPLE
GET TOGETHER AND THEY SING.

I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN A BOY'S BUGGY BEFORE,

BUT I'D LIKE TO. [ CHUCKLES ]

[ ALL SINGING
IN PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

THE SING‐IN IS THE AMISH VERSION

OF GOING TO A BAR ON DATE NIGHT.

[ SINGING CONTINUES ]

THE SING‐INS ARE HORRIBLE.

REALLY HORRIBLE.

IT HURTS NOT TO
FIND A BOYFRIEND AT THE SING‐IN,

BUT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT
IT'LL HAPPEN.

OHH.

OH, BOY.

SO, HOW YOU BEEN?

ALL RIGHT. I'M REALLY TIRED.
HOW'RE YOU?

CAN'T COMPLAIN. YEAH?

JEREMIAH AND I HAVE BEEN

ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
FOR YEARS,

AND AFTER HE STORMED
OUT OF THE DINNER LIKE THAT

I REALIZED THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE

HE JUST REALLY NEEDS A FRIEND
TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO.

I LIKE HIM AS A FRIEND,

I JUST
DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM.

Jeremiah:
YOU WERE IMPORTANT TO ME.

YOU NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE.

I'M JUST SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF.

ONLY THING I CAN DO IS BE HERE
FOR YOU AND WISH YOU LUCK.

BECAUSE THE CHRISTMAS DINNER
WAS CRAZY,

I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO CATCH UP WITH SABRINA,

AND I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

SO...

YOU GONNA TALK TO ME? [ GROANS ]

IS THIS PLACE GOOD?

THIS PLACE IS GOOD.

UM, GOOD FOOD.

WHAT, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE?

IT'S NOT YOUR KID. RELAX.

YOU HAD ME WORRIED.

NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY.
IT'S HARRY'S.

HARRY AND I HAVE HAD
AN ON‐AND‐OFF RELATIONSHIP

OVER THE YEARS.

HAS JEREMIAH BEEN TEXTING YOU?

YEAH. WHY?

I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY.

FEEL BETTER?

A LOT BETTER.

Jeremiah: I FIGURED IT
COULD'VE BEEN MINE OR WHATEVER,

BUT I COULD ACTUALLY BREATHE
EASILY AFTER THAT.

OH, BUT NO, OTHER THAN THAT,
LIFE IS GOOD.

GOOD.

I'M ALSO
WRITING A BOOK OF POEMS.

A BOOK OF WHAT? POEMS.

OH, COOL.

IF JEREMIAH IS A POET,

I'M PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.

SO, TELL ME ONE.

ACTUALLY, I CAN
GET YOU ONE LATER ON.

CAN YOU FREESTYLE? NO.

BUT I CAN WRITE A POEM FOR YOU.

OH, GOD.

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL,
MENNONITE.

IN NEW YORK
WE FIRST SPENT THE NIGHT.

NOW SHE'S PREGNANT,
AND IT ISN'T MINE.

PHEW, WHAT A PLEASANT DELIGHT.

I JUST DON'T NEED ANYTHING,
LIKE, WEIRD GOING ON.

DO MY THING AND NOT DO YOU. NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO. LIKE, JUST...

I MEAN, THE PAST IS THE PAST.

WE'VE HAD, DEFINITELY ‐‐

DEFINITELY HAD
A DIFFERENT HISTORY.

YEAH, I'M DEFINITELY
COOL WITH BEING JUST FRIENDS.

I JUST WANT TO HAVE
A, LIKE, MATURE,

HAPPY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU,
LIKE STRICTLY FRIENDS,

LIKE, NOTHING ELSE, LIKE...

AND HOPEFULLY
WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK.

THAT'S ALL I'M LOOKING FOR
IS SOMEBODY TO BE FRIENDS.

SOUNDS GOOD. I'M DOWN.

Mary: EVEN THOUGH ABE TOLD ME
REBECCA NEEDS SOME SPACE,

I KNOW BETTER THAN ABE.

CHRISTMAS FOR THE AMISH
IS ABOUT GOD AND FAMILY.

AMISH DO NOT
BELIEVE IN DECORATIONS.

Rebecca:
WHAT DOES MOM NOT UNDERSTAND
ABOUT GIVING ME SPACE?

I MEAN,
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY.

I BROUGHT YOU

A BIRTHING GOWN.

I'M NOT WEARING THAT!

YOU'RE DEFINITELY WEARING THIS.

NO, I'M NOT.

HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.

MOM!

SEE? WHAT AM I ‐‐

SO THE BOOBS ARE OUT
SO I CAN BREASTFEED?

NO, YOU HAVE TO PUT IT ON RIGHT.

OH, OKAY.

BUT I COULD I WEAR IT BACKWARDS
AND I CAN GET AN EPIDURAL.

ARE YOU GONNA HAVE AN EPIDURAL?

I KNOW ABE AND REBECCA
ARE NOT AMISH ANYMORE,

BUT I STILL WORRY ABOUT THEM.

BUT I'M NOT AMISH.

YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO
WORK WITH PAIN.

OH, GEEZ.

I AM OKAY WITH
AMISH BEING A PART OF MY LIFE.

I DON'T WANT THEM
PUSHING THEIR BELIEFS ON ME

BECAUSE I DON'T TRY TO MAKE THEM
BELIEVE WHAT I DO.

IT'S JUST, LIKE,
NO MATTER HOW FAR WE GET

OR WHAT WE DO, IT'S NEVER ‐‐

IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.

SHE LIVED LIKE THAT
FOR 50 SOME YEARS,

SO SHE'S, YOU KNOW...

SET IN HER WAYS. YEAH.

IT'S GONNA TAKE HERE A WHILE
TO, YOU KNOW,

COME AROUND TO
AND GET USED TO US,

YOU KNOW, LIVING THIS LIFESTYLE.

LIKE, FAMILY
IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA
RAISE MY KIDS AMISH.

I'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD AND I
WANT A BETTER LIFE FOR MY KIDS.

Kate: FASHION WEEK
IS A WEEK‐LONG SHOWCASE

WHERE
THE WORLD'S BEST DESIGNERS COME

TO SHOWCASE
THEIR LATEST COLLECTIONS.

GETTING AN AUDITION
AT FASHION WEEK,

AT ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS

IS, LIKE, THE BEST THING
THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MODEL.

EVER SINCE I COME TO NEW YORK,
I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF

BEING A PART OF
THE NEW YORK FASHION WEEK.

THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.

THIS IS MY FIRST FASHION WEEK
CASTING.

SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

Man: BEAUTIFUL.

MY AGENCY SENT ME ON A CASTING
TO SEE CESAR GALINDO.

HE'S DOING A PRESENTATION
FOR HIS NEW LINE CALLED CZAR.

Cesar: HELLO.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. HOW'RE YOU?
I'M DOING WELL, THANK YOU.

KAT‐IE? KATIE.

KATIE. YES.

KATIE, CAN YOU WALK FOR US?
SURE.

SO, HAVE YOU DONE ANY SHOWS?

I'VE DONE A COUPLE OF
PRESENTATIONS AND RUNWAYS,

BUT THIS IS THE FIRST
FASHION WEEK THAT I'VE DONE.

OH, COOL. VERY GOOD.

COME OVER HERE.

THAT'S NICE. YEAH.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

Cesar: WE SEE HUNDREDS OF GIRLS
DO CASTINGS,

SO THE COMPETITION
IS REALLY FIERCE.

SOMETIMES
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EXTERIOR

IS, LIKE, THE WEAKEST INTERIOR.

IT'S A PACKAGE. YOU
HAVE TO HAVE THE PACKAGE
TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS.

YOUR LEGS ARE
THE LONGEST PART OF YOUR BODY.

IT GIVES YOU
SO MUCH MORE HEIGHT.

THE LINE.

YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT
THAT WAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

I'M ORIGINALLY
FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

WHAT'S YOU BACKGROUND?

WELL, MY PARENTS ARE AMISH.

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.

IT'S HOMAGE.

[ Chuckling ] OH, WOW.

THAT'S AMAZING.

Kate: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE
I HATED IT BACK THEN

AND NOW IT'S, LIKE,
A FASHION STATEMENT

TO HAVE THAT SIMPLE, DARK LOOK.

THAT IS SIMILAR TO SOMETHING
MY FATHER WOULD HAVE WORN.

YOUR PARENTS ARE AMISH,
YOU WERE RAISED AMISH.

SO IT'S AN INTERESTING
JUXTAPOSITION.

HOW DO YOUR PARENTS FEEL
ABOUT THAT?

THEY'RE NOT REALLY THRILLED
ABOUT MY LIFESTYLE CHOICE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

IT'S SOME PART OF YOUR DNA.

WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVE YOUR COLLECTION.

THANK YOU, KATE.

THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE.

TO BE IN FASHION WEEK
HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE,

AND TO COME THIS FAR
AND TO NOT GET THE JOB...

IT WOULD LEAVE ME CRUSHED.

[ CLATTER ]

Rebecca: WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW?

I DON'T WANT TO
DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

Kate: I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
BEEN THIS NERVOUS BEFORE.

YOU GO GET HER FOR US?

[ CLATTER ]

HERE.

WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU I DON'T WANT HER
DOING STUFF HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING YOU
SOMETHING HERBAL TO DRINK.

WE JUST TOLD MOM
THAT WE NEEDED SOME SPACE

AND NOW SHE'S IN MY KITCHEN.

SHE NEEDS TO
GET OUT OF HERE FAST.

IT'S NOT OKAY. I JUST ‐‐

LIKE, IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME.

I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS
RIGHT NOW.

I JUST ‐‐

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
TELL EVERYBODY

THAT I JUST
DON'T WANT ANY PEOPLE HERE.

I MEAN, I APPRECIATE
YOUR TRYING TO HELP,

I KNOW YOU HELP A LOT
AND I APPRECIATE IT
AND I LOVE YOU,

BUT RIGHT NOW
IS JUST NOT A GOOD TIME.

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET SOME REST

AND I'M JUST NOT FEELING GOOD.

LET'S HURRY UP AND GET PACKED.

IF REBECCA
DOESN'T WANT US AROUND,

KATIE‐ANN AND I WILL JUST
GO VISIT SOMEBODY WHO DOES.

WE'LL JUST GO TO NEW YORK
AND VISIT KATE.

I'M ALREADY SHUNNED,

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
TALK TO ANYBODY HERE,

SO WHAT'S THE HARM?

MAYBE I'LL SNEAK AWAY
WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING.

ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT
GOING TO NEW YORK?

YES, I AM. I'M REALLY EXCITED.

IT'S A LITTLE LONELY HERE.

SEEING KATE
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

CHESTER HAS A LOT OF CONCERNS.

IF I GO TO NEW YORK,

THE CHURCH
DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE HAPPY,

BUT RIGHT NOW I THINK WE COULD
USE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN.

[ HORNS HONKING ]

Cesar: HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

ENTER YOUR WAISTLINE FOR ME,
PLEASE, DO YOU MIND?

Kate: I'M WAITING TO FIND OUT
IF I'VE BEEN PICKED

FOR THE FASHION WEEK
PRESENTATION

AND... [ SIGHS ]

...I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN
THIS NERVOUS BEFORE.

Cesar: FRESH FACE.
SUPER FRESH FACE.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
IT'S INCREDIBLE HOW MANY GIRLS

GO INTO A CASTING
FOR THREE PEOPLE.

OH, BEAUTIFUL.

YOU WANT TO TAKE HER DNA,
YOU JUST WANT TO MULTIPLY IT.

IT'S ALSO
A LITTLE NERVE‐RACKING...

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
JUST GORGEOUS.

...BECAUSE THERE'S, LIKE,
6‐FEET‐TALL 16‐YEAR‐OLDS

THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS.

PERFECT.

CAN YOU WALK FOR US, PLEASE?

I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR OVER AN HOUR

TO FIND OUT IF I GOT PICKED,
AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO CRAZY.

CAN YOU GO GET HER FOR US?
OF COURSE.

THANKS.

WELL, WE'D LIKE TO
LET YOU KNOW THAT

WE'RE VERY INTERESTED
IN HAVING YOU IN THE SHOW,

AND, UM, WE'D LIKE TO
BOOK YOU FOR OUR PRESENTATION.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER
BEEN HAPPIER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I FEEL LIKE ALL OF
MY HARD WORK AND DEDICATION

HAS FINALLY PAID OFF.
I FEEL LIKE I'VE MADE IT.

Cesar:
A LOT OF TIMES, IT'S REALLY NOT
ABOUT THE HEIGHT OR THE BEAUTY.

IT'S ABOUT THE PERSONALITY
THAT CAN CARRY THE GARMENT,

AND SHE'S GOT THE FULL PACKAGE.

Kate: I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
AS BIG AS THIS.

NEVER DONE IT IN FRONT OF
600 PEOPLE FOR FASHION WEEK.

Cesar: KATE HAS AN INCREDIBLE
MATURITY ABOUT HER.

SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

I BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN WORK ON
HER PRESENTATION OF THE GARMENT.

BUT SHE'S YOUNG.
SHE'S GONNA LEARN,

AND SHE'LL LEARN FAST.
I THINK SHE HAS WHAT IT TAKES.

CHRISTINA WILL
GIVE YOU A FITTING TIME

AND THEN
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

♪♪ AND SAY GOOD NIGHT
TILL THE SUN COMES UP ♪♪

♪♪ UNTIL THE LIGHTS GO OUT ♪♪

♪♪ UNTIL WE BREAK APART ♪♪

♪♪ UNTIL WE'RE OVER ♪♪

I AM SO EXCITED
TO GO TO NEW YORK.

AMISH ARE ALLOWED
TO RIDE ON BUSES.

THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE.

I'M GETTING HUNGRY.

IT TOOK THREE HOURS
AND TWO JARS OF BEEF,

BUT WE FINALLY GOT THERE.

WELL, WE'RE HERE.

OH, MY GOSH.
THERE'S SO MANY CARS.

EVEN THOUGH
I'VE BEEN TO NEW YORK BEFORE,

IT'S WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME.

ALL THESE CARS AND PEOPLE,
IT'S LIKE TOTAL SHOCK.

OH, MY GOSH THERE'S A...

YES, WE'RE LOST.

WE ACTUALLY HAD KATE'S
PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS.

THIS IS WHERE WE WANT TO GO.

I THOUGHT, OH,
WE'RE GETTING INTO NEW YORK.

IT'S GONNA BE
AN EASY PIECE OF CAKE.

BUT IT WAS NOT
AN EASY PIECE OF CAKE.

I HOPE YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER.

NEW YORK KIND OF SCARES ME.

OH, MY GOSH.

[ HORN HONKS ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

DAMN, THAT MAKES ME MAD.

THIS IS WORSE THAN
A HORSE AND BUGGY.

[ LAUGHS ]

BE CAREFUL. DON'T GET HIT.

Kate: THE DAY IS HERE,
AND I'M ABOUT READY TO WALK OUT.

IT'S REALLY HARD
NOT TO GET NERVOUS.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

CAMERAS DOWN, CAMERAS DOWN.

THE BIKE BUGGY DROPPED US OFF,

AND WE'RE HOPING TO FIND KATE.

DON'T YOU HAVE TO PRESS
SOME OF THOSE BUTTONS, MOM?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

[ BUZZER CHIRPS ] OOH.

OKAY.

HEY, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE KATE IS?

[ SPEAKS PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

UNH‐UNH.

HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE KATE IS?

KATE IS A MODEL.

HEY, DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHERE KATE IS?

[ LAUGHTER ] NEED A PHONE.

HOW DOES NOBODY
KNOW WHERE KATE IS?

THESE NEW YORKERS DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR NEIGHBORS.

YUCK.

HEY, DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?

THIS IS NOT A LOCAL PHONE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW
HOW TO USE A CELLPHONE.

YES, YES, A PERFECT
DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE.

KATE.

UH, WE'RE LOST.

IT'S GREAT
THAT MARY AND KATIE‐ANN

COME TO NEW YORK TO VISIT ME,

BUT THE TIMING
COULD NOT BE WORSE.

WHAT STREET ARE WE ON?

OH, WE'RE AT 84 AND MULBERRY.

OH, MULBERRY.

[ SPEAKS PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH ]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

THANK YOU. YEAH. BYE.

Mary: KATIE‐ANN AND I
ARE STRANDED HERE.

KATE KNOWS WHERE WE ARE,
BUT I DON'T SEE HER ANYWHERE.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, WE COME TO SEE YOU.

WELL, GET IN THE CAR.

WHEN KATE FINALLY
SAW US THERE ON THE SIDEWALK,

IT WAS ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS
THAT WE EVER SAW

FOR THE WHOLE DAY.

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
ME THAT YOU'RE COMING
UP. I HAVE, UH...

THIS IS FASHION WEEK.
A FASHION WEEK?

[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S LIKE THE BUSIEST ‐‐

THE BUSIEST WEEK IN FASHION.

YEAH, I THINK YOU'LL BE FINE.

I'VE SEEN
A LOT OF MAGAZINES AND STUFF.

KATIE‐ANN IS SO SWEET,
BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME

TO PLAY
MRS. TOUR GUIDE RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
GET YOU INTO SOME OF THE SHOWS,

BUT I'LL TRY TO GET YOU
IN SOME OF THE PLACES.

THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING NEW,
SCARY.

SCARY AND FUN AND BOTH.

MY ROOM IS RIGHT UP HERE.

OH, MY.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO STAIRS.

YES. [ CHUCKLES ]

I HAVEN'T DONE THIS MUCH
EXERCISE SINCE I WAS A GIRL.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, COME ON IN.

OH, WOW.

COME IN, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

THIS IS SO SMALL.

HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?

I GOT REALLY, LIKE,
CLAUSTROPHOBIC.

I THOUGHT "HOW COULD ANYBODY
EVER LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THAT?"

YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME
AND TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING.

I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED
WHEN I HEARD WHERE YOU WERE.

WELL, WE HAD TO
FIND SOMEBODY WITH A PHONE

SO WE COULD CALL YOU.

ARE YOU HUNGRY?

DID YOU EAT ANYTHING TODAY,
OR...

UH, NO, WE DIDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT.

YES, I AM HUNGRY.

BEING A MODEL MAKES IT CRUCIAL
TO EXERCISE PROPERLY,

TO EAT PROPERLY,
AND THAT'S SOMETHING

THAT A LOT OF AMISH PEOPLE
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT.

ALL RIGHT,
I HAVE A LITTLE SNACK FOR YOU.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?

SEAWEED.

SEAWEED? YES. [ CHUCKLES ]

OH, MY GOSH.

I THOUGHT WEED WAS ILLEGAL.

[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF...

THIS IS SEAWEED.

WELL, MAYBE I HAVE TO TRY IT.

[ COUGHS ]

THE WEED WAS THE AWFULEST THING
I HAVE EVER TASTED.

IT'S A LITTLE SPICY. YEAH.

I KNOW, FOR ONE THING,
I'LL NEVER TRY IT AGAIN.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD HUMMUS BEFORE?

WHAT IS HUMMUS?

IT'S THE DIP RIGHT THERE.

IT'S REALLY HEALTHY.
IT'S MADE FROM CHICKPEAS.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HUMMUS IS,

BUT IT SURE LOOKS LIKE [BLEEP]

YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.
TRY IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M REALLY IMPRESSED THAT MARY

IS WILLING TO
TRY SOME NEW THINGS.

MAYBE SHE'LL BE
A LITTLE BIT MORE OPEN‐MINDED

FOR THE REST
OF HER NEW YORK TRIP.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
WANTING TO DO WHEN
YOU'RE UP IN NEW YORK?

DO YOU WANT TO SEE NEW PLACES,
MEET MORE PEOPLE?

WE CAME DOWN HERE TO GET ADVICE

FROM YOU FOR DATING.

I DATED A GUY BEFORE,

AND HE'S AMISH.

IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

SINCE MOM IS SHUNNED,
IT'S REALLY HARD

FOR ME TO FIND AN AMISH BOY
WHO IS INTERESTED IN ME.

I MEAN, HERE IN NEW YORK,

YOU COULD MEET PEOPLE
THAT AREN'T JUDGING YOU.

THEY'RE NOT LIKE THE PEOPLE
BACK IN PUNXSUTAWNEY.

LIKE, THEY DON'T KNOW YOU.

SO IT WILL ACTUALLY
BE A GOOD TIME FOR YOU

TO JUST GO OUT
AND MEET PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN.

YOU WON'T HAVE TO FEEL THAT
PEOPLE ARE THINKING, LIKE,

"OH, SHE'S AMISH BUT
SHE'S NOT OBEYING THE RULES,"

AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

LIKE, PEOPLE HERE,
THEY'RE VERY OPEN‐MINDED.

I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED
THAT KATIE‐ANN

WAS ABLE TO OPEN UP TO ME
AND SHARE HER EXPERIENCES.

I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER,

BUT [CHUCKLES] I'LL TRY TO
HELP HER WHENEVER I CAN.

Cesar: MODELS.

Kate: I'M SO EXCITED. THIS IS,
LIKE, A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
Mary: HEY, KATE! KATE!

OVER HERE!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

CAMERAS DOWN, CAMERAS DOWN.

[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]

IT INSPIRED ME AS AN ARTIST.
IT'S A NEW YORK ATTITUDE.

Kate: TODAY I'M HERE
FOR CESAR GALINDO'S

CZAR PRESENTATION
FOR THE NEW YORK FASHION WEEK.

I'M SO EXCITED.
THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME.

THIS IS LIKE
A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. I'M KATE.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, KATE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

WHERE YOU FROM?

I'M ORIGINALLY
FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

OKAY. IS THIS
YOUR FIRST FASHION WEEK?

YEAH, IT ACTUALLY IS.
OH, THIS IS YOUR FIRST?

I WANT A PROFESSIONAL
MAKEUP ARTIST TO DO MY
MAKEUP EVERY DAY.

I LOVE THE EXPERIENCE.

YOU JUST SIT BACK AND
LET SOMEONE ELSE TRANSFORM YOU.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
THIS OPPORTUNITY MY ENTIRE LIFE,

AND NOW THAT THE DAY IS HERE

AND I'M ABOUT READY TO WALK OUT,

IT'S REALLY HARD
NOT TO GET NERVOUS.

Cesar: COME ON.

HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HOW'S IT GOING? GOOD.

I'M EXCITED
TO SEE WHAT I'M WEARING.

YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN YOUR OUTFIT YET?

NO. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'M REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.

IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE
SHORT DRESS.

IT HAS THE FEATHERS ON IT,
LITTLE BLACK CAP SLEEVE.

PARDON ME, GUYS. SORRY.

EDGE RIGHT HERE. SEE THIS?

COULD YOU COME WITH ME?

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY,
I GOT TO GET THEM ON STAGE.

LAYER, LAYER, LAYER.

Kate: WELL, THE SHOW
IS ABOUT TO START,

SO THE ENTIRE ENERGY
OF THE ROOM IS ‐‐

Woman: KATIE,
THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU.

I HAVE TO GO. [ CHUCKLES ]

Cesar: MODELS, MODELS,
I NEED YOU GUYS TO COME FORWARD.

MODELS, MODELS.
[ CLAPS HANDS ] MODELS.

BE CAREFUL WITH THIS EDGE HERE.

♪♪ THE KIND THAT LEADS ME
ON WITH PRETTY LIES ♪♪

♪♪ YOU'RE A GIVER, NOT A TAKER ♪♪

YOU CAN STAND RIGHT THERE.

STAND RIGHT HERE.

FACE THIS WAY.

THERE YOU ARE.

♪♪ I'M RISING
LIKE A PHOENIX NOW ♪♪

♪♪ CAN FINALLY
TAKE A LOOK AROUND ♪♪

♪♪ LOOK AROUND, LOOK AROUND ♪♪

♪♪ LET THE LIGHT SHINE ♪♪

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
♪♪ NOW IT'S OUR TIME ♪♪

Kate: LOOKING OVER THE CROWD,
I REALIZED THAT

I'M DOING
WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.

I'M NO LONGER AMISH,

AND I'VE DREAMED OF DOING THIS
FOR YEARS,

AND IT'S AMAZING THAT I HAVE
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DO IT.

Mary:
HEY, KATE! KATE! OVER HERE!

I WISH MARY AND KATIE‐ANN COULD
PLAY IT A LITTLE BIT COOLER.

I CAN'T REALLY WAVE

AND I'M NOT EVEN
SUPPOSED TO SMILE UP HERE,

SO IT WAS A LITTLE HARD
TO CONCENTRATE WHEN THEY CAME.

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY FASHION PRESENTATION,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
MARY AND KATIE‐ANN COME OVER

AND ACT LIKE IT'S
A PHOTO BOOTH OR SOMETHING.

Mary: WHEN WE WENT OVER

AND THE DESIGNER
COME OVER AND TALK TO US...

WE WERE REALLY SURPRISED

THAT THERE WERE ACTUALLY
A GUY DOING DESIGNER.

I'M CESAR GALINDO.
THESE ARE MY CLOTHES.

Mary: OH, REALLY? YES.

[ CHUCKLES ] I HOPE SO.

Mary: AND HE WANTED TO
TAKE A PHOTO OF US WITH KATE,

AND IT WAS JUST LIKE A MILLION
PEOPLE TAKING PICTURES.

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

BACK HOME, IT WAS, LIKE,

AGAINST GOD
TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE.

I HAD MY PICTURE TAKEN
LEFT AND RIGHT

AND IT MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD.

HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHERE'S MOM AT?

UH, SHE WENT TO NEW YORK.

SHE AND KATIE‐ANN
WENT UP TO SEE KATE.

AH, OKAY.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GO UP THERE?

AH, COME ON. IT AIN'T THAT BAD.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I KNOW WHAT MY DAD
IS GOING THROUGH, AND IT SUCKS.

IT'S HARD FOR HIM 'CAUSE MOM,

SHE LOVES TO DO
WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO,

AND IT JUST SUCKS ALL AROUND

THAT DAD HAS TO PAY FOR IT.

SOMEBODY GOT TO
LOOK AFTER THE ANIMALS AND STUFF

AND TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE.

YOU CAN'T JUST
ABANDON THAT STUFF AND GO.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

CAMERAS DOWN, CAMERAS DOWN.

Abe: THIS SEASON
ON "RETURN TO AMISH"...

AM I BOTHERING YOU
BY BEING IN PUNXSY?

YEAH.

Abe: IF YOU DON'T CHANGE,

YOU'RE GONNA END UP
BACK IN JAIL.

YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF KIDS.

I HEARD THAT YOUR VAGINA
GETS REALLY FLOPPY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Mary: I HOPE KATIE‐ANN IS OKAY.

HEY, I'M IN NEW YORK!

TELL ME IN A YEAR FROM NOW
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE A PORN STAR.

ALL WE EVER DO IS SIT AROUND
AND [BLEEP] ABOUT KATE

ALL THE TIME. I'M TIRED OF IT.

THERE'S YOUR [BLEEP] PHONE.

YOU JUST BROKE MY [BLEEP] PHONE.

[ BELCHES ]

NO MORE DRINKS FOR HIM.

YOU BROTHER IS TEXTING ME.
[ SIGHS ]

BUT YOU GUYS DID SLEEP TOGETHER,
SO HOW IS THAT A LIE?

IT STARTED, BUT WE DIDN'T
ACTUALLY SLEEP TOGETHER.

Abe: AND THEN YOU SAY
I DON'T TRY TO HELP YOU.

I TRIED AND I GOT [BLEEP]

[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ REBECCA MOANING ]

IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

NOT EATING BEEF OUT OF A JAR.

Sabrina: I DON'T REALLY CARE.

I'M PREGNANT
AND I JUST WANNA EAT.

EW!

NOT BAD AT ALL.

I'M GONNA BE THERE
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.

WELCOME TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE.

Mary: KATIE‐ANN,
ARE YOU SCARED TO FLY?

Katie Ann: OH, MY GOSH.

I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA END UP.

THAT'S NOT
YOUR DECISION TO MAKE.

WE LEFT
SO WE COULD HAVE OUR FREEDOM.

Chester: YOU TOOK YOUR CHOICE
AND WENT YOUR WAY,

NOW I DON'T WANT NO PART OF IT.

I DON'T CARE.
I'M DONE WITH MY BROTHER.

THE WHOLE ENTIRE CHURCH
IS RESPONSIBLE

FOR RUINING THIS FAMILY.

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
[ SABRINA CRIES ]

I'M AMISH, WHAT ARE YOU?