Resident Alien (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Birds of a Feather - full transcript

Previously, on
"Resident Alien"...

Where did you say you
actually saw the alien, again?

You can read about that
in the book I'm writing.

You killed him?
Those aren't our orders!

Looks like you and I
have different orders.

Hi. My son ran
out of your office...

A few days ago.

He told me you're an alien.

He even convinced the deputy
to draw this.

You want to make fun
of me too?

No. Because I believe you.



- Hey, hey.
- Hi!

You guys want some?

Those are Sam's.

This prescription was written
after he died.

Jay?

When I was 16, I got pregnant.

I gave the baby up
for adoption.

There's another dead body.

That foot belongs
to the guy I killed.

Why are you on my beach?

Rest of that body's got to be
out there somewhere.

We're searching
this entire lake.

♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪

♪ Takes everything
you've got ♪



♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪

♪ Sure would help a lot ♪

♪ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ♪

♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪

- ♪ Where everybody ♪
- Hey!

- ♪ Knows your name ♪
- Hey!

♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪

♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪

♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪

Goo, goo, goo, goo.

♪ You want to be where ♪

- ♪ Everybody knows your name ♪
- You got a package, Harry.

- Bill!
- Ah.

♪ You want to go
where people know ♪

- Huh?
- ♪ People are all the same ♪

♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name ♪

No.

Ah...

No.

♪ You want to go where ♪

- Ah...
- ♪ Everybody knows ♪

♪ Your name ♪

Evidently, I dream now.

Ah.

All right, up and down here.

This disruption
is infuriating

and very disrespectful.

How am I supposed to sleep

or bury the dead guy
in my freezer

with all these people
out here?

All right,
let's pick up the pace.

We got to get this stuff
out of here

before the snow hits.

This body needs ten hours
of sleep to function,

and your domesticated wolf
woke it up

before even six hours.

Well, it must suck
to get so much sleep

and still look like shit.

Sorry, Dr. V.

We moved our search
to the shore.

We strongly believe the body
washed up on the beach.

How do you know that?

Because I can feel it...

in my balls.

Well, and I checked
the currents.

So the currents
and the sheriff's balls.

Currents aren't always
accurate,

and you shouldn't
trust your balls.

They're nuts.

Ha‐ha, ha!

I made a joke!
Ha‐ha‐ha!

I made a joke!

Ha!
Ha‐ha‐ha!

What the shit is that?

What a lonely species.

Not only did humans
invent dogs for companionship,

they insist
on gathering together

in groups to eat food.

All I need is an empty room,
a spoon, and a pie.

Good news.

We are getting closer
to finding a new town doctor.

I mean, nothing for sure yet.
I just‐‐

I didn't want you to think
that I forgot.

- You're still sitting with me.
- Yep.

So I also wanted to ask you
what you are doing tonight.

I was thinking
of chopping up

the body in my freezer.

Spring cleaning.

Ah.

Well, Kate and I
would really like

to have you over
for dinner.

I have food at my house.

Look, um...

we all know that Max
has been having a hard time

with the whole
"you're an alien" thing.

Oh. Bless you.

Um, we just thought that maybe
if he could see you

in a more comfortable setting
like our home,

he might not freak out anymore.

So...

we're having you over
for dinner,

and I'm not taking "no"
for an answer.

- What do you say?
- No.

Na‐na‐na‐na‐na!

And, uh, I heard nothing.

And I will take your silence
as a "yes."

And see you at 6:00.

Whoa.

It's a little early,
don't you think?

Honestly, come on.

But I'm down if you're down.

These are the pills
from the party.

They were dated after Sam died.

That means someone
who was there last night

was connected to Sam's
stolen prescription pad.

Hmm. Jay. Obviously.

No. She wouldn't do that.

I'm just saying, she's 17,
so she's...

at least part idiot.

I mean, we did tons
of crazy shit when we were 17.

- Mm‐hmm.
- Mostly you.

- Me?
- Eh...

Oh, I'm pretty sure
that you're the one

that stole
Greg Smith's tractor.

You kidnapped
Len Peazy's fish

and sent a ransom note.

How about
"ceiling fan Olympics"?

- Oh!
- Drunk ice diving.

Sharpie teardrop tattoo.

Jimmy.

You win.

The mayor asked me to come
to his house tonight

for dinner.

I need you to go
so you can talk to them

and I can sit alone.

That's a little weird,
and I'm busy.

I have to help my dad make
a cake for my niece's birthday.

Mm.

Maybe D'arcy
would like to go.

I mean, I cou‐‐
I can't.

I‐I'm just‐‐I'm not free

except for from 5:00
to midnight, so when is it?

- 6:00 p. m.
- Oh.

Well, there you go.
It's right in there.

Yeah, so you're lucky I'm free.

I wasn't going to pay you.

That would make you
a prostitute.

Yeah, I like him.

- Morning.
- Hey.

Oh.

I thought you could
use the help.

Mm. Thank you.

- Sorry about last night.
- Mm‐mm.

I don't know
what got into me.

Nope. No need to explain.

I don't think
there's a house in Patience

I haven't partied at.

Really?

You know, me and D'arcy,

we used to do
a lot of dumb shit.

Is it true...

she got a speeding ticket
on a stolen tractor?

Yeah.

Also, I stole beer for a guy
from a gas station I worked at.

You ever do anything like that?

What?

Nothing. I just...

There were some pills
that were being passed around

at the party last night,

and I think that maybe
they were prescribed

from that missing pad.

Are you being serious
right now?

What?

You think I stole them?

No! Not like‐‐not like that.

- Like what, then?
- What's going on?

She thinks I stole
the missing prescription pad.

Why would you ask her that?

See?
Even he thinks you're crazy.

Of course she stole it.

Statistically speaking...
it was you.

- I didn't say it. He said it.
- This is ridiculous.

Look, I wasn't‐‐
Unbelievable.

Harry.

No.
That is not yours.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Max, honey.
Can you come in here?

Cookies.
This must be bad.

Your dad and I have something
we want to talk to you about.

I knew this day
was gonna come,

and I just want you to know
I'm okay with it.

You are?

Yeah.

I'll live with Dad
Monday to Wednesday

and every other weekend,

and I'm with Mom
on Thanksgivings,

'cause she can cook turkey.

Wait, wait. You think that
we're getting a divorce?

It's okay.
Love is fleeting.

Honey, we aren't
getting a divorce.

We just want to tell you
that Dr. Vanderspeigle

is coming to dinner tonight.

What? No!

Why can't you just be
getting a divorce?

Max for Sahar.
Come in, Sahar. Over.

Sahar here. Over.

I just wanted to say goodbye.

My life is over. Over.

What do you mean,
"It's over‐over"?

Over.

My parents invited the alien
over for dinner,

so I'm dead soon.

This is great news!

What?

We talked about wanting
to get into his cabin

to look around, right?

I've got a plan. Over.

What are they cooking
for dinner?

Actually, don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.

Maybe it's surf and turf.

She's clueless.

She has no idea this dinner

will just be a kid screaming
and throwing food at me.

Dr. Vanderspeigle!

How good to see you!

Mm, smells like meatloaf.

It's just turf,
but I'll take it.

♪ It's like
I've always known... ♪

Okay, can you put the wine
on the table?

Yep.

D'arcy, I‐‐
Hello!

I'm‐‐I'm so glad you came!

- Oh!
- You are.

Honey, you didn't tell me
Harry was bringing a date.

Well, I had no idea.

This is a date?

Uh, pump the brakes.
We just met.

But, yes,
this is a thing now.

He said it was a date first
before I did,

and now he's like,
"Which is it?"

Which is crazy because he's...

very into me.

Welcome. We're just so happy
that you joined us.

Yes. Uh, deviled eggs?

His pockets are empty.
No house keys. Over.

He probably uses mind control
to unlock doors.

Or he can shapeshift
his fingers into a key.

- Over.
- What are we gonna do? Over.

I don't know. Over.

- Think! Over.
- Thinking! Over.

Check his truck. Over.

Shoot!

Sorry, Allah.

Max, dinner's ready.

Well, this is nice.

Isn't this nice, Max?

Yep. I'm having a great time.

What is
this little shitbag up to?

So, uh,
Dr. Vanderspeigle, um...

actually, you know what?

I'm just‐‐
I'm gonna call you Harry.

I mean,
we're all friends here, right?

- Mm‐hmm.
- Mm.

So, Harry, tell us
a little bit about yourself.

Where are you from?

New York City.

- Mm! Oh, my God.
- Mm.

Mm‐hmm. Yes.

I've always wanted
to live there.

What is it like?

New York has...

It has law.

And it has order.

Mm.

There are police
who investigate the crimes,

and there are
district attorneys who...

- prosecute the offenders.
- Mm‐hmm.

It has women
who have sex in the city.

Hot.

Uh‐‐well, um...

after Max goes off to college,

Ben and I are going
to move there.

- Really?
- News to me.

Oh, I just thought you would
want to try something new.

I mean, you've lived here since
you were a kid.

We've both lived here
since, like, forever.

Hey, Max, I've known your dad

since we were both
younger than you.

How about that?
What are you, like, 13?

- He's nine.
- Oh! Kindergartener.

- Right?
- Mm, fourth grade.

- Whatever.
- Yep.

- You're cute.
- Yeah.

D'arcy and I sat right next
to each other

in Ms. Philworth's class.

- Oh. Mrs. Philworth.
- Mm.

She was a farty‐party.

Remember that?

Just like...
Instantly.

It was horrible.

D'arcy, I had no idea you two
were so close growing up.

Oh, yeah, I mean, in fact,

Ben‐‐Benny was my first kiss.

Benny never mentioned that.

- I'm sure I did at some point.
- Nope. You didn't.

- Huh.
- Yeah.

It was the last year
of fifth grade.

Very romantic.

As I recall, I don't think
we ever officially broke up.

Oh, my God.

This whole time,

I've been cheating on you
with Kate.

- How dare you?
- I don't know!

I'm gonna get
some more salad.

More wine too.
You bitch.

Be right back.

Right on that.

Mr. Henderson...

Yeah, I'd like
to get a refund...

Great. Line of old people
and the po‐po.

You cut in front
of that little girl.

What are you talking about?
I'm with you.

We buying evidence bags.

This is official
sheriff's business.

You're buying
a Hot Wheels car.

This isn't just a Hot Wheel.
This is a '65 Mustang.

What am I supposed to do?
Not buy it?

Then what?

Some kid buys it,
they take it home,

and, playing with it
in their driveway,

the thing goes out
into the street.

They run after it.

The next thing you know,

a city bus plows
right into 'em.

Not on my watch.
Mm‐mm.

- He collects them.
- Don't talk to me.

I'm buying tampons
and I'm embarrassed about it.

Okay, put in your PIN.

Well, the dinner's
a success, huh?

Isn't it great

how well Max and the doctor
are getting along?

I just think
it's a little weird

you never told me
you made out with D'arcy.

I mean, what?

Did you think
I'd be mad or something?

Mad? You?

What? No.

It's just‐‐it's not a big deal.

It was fifth grade.

It is so cool that you guys
bought your parents' house.

Oh, yeah, yep.

Uh, we are very lucky.

- Yeah.
- Mm‐hmm.

Just like‐‐remember when
we were sitting

on the couch that one time,

dreaming about how this
could be our house one day?

Oh, yeah, yeah.
A million years ago.

Wow, that is looking ahead
for a fifth grader.

Mm.
Yeah, this was in tenth grade.

We dated
in tenth grade too.

- Really?
- Yes. Oh, yeah.

Taught this guy
everything he knows.

Well, not‐‐not everything.

Yes! You're welcome, okay?

- I'm gonna grab this.
- Thanks.

Yeah.

Hmm.

What are you doing?

Why are you being so nice
to me?

I tried to kill you two times.

Wait.

Cut your head off
with a bone saw,

tried to kill you
in your sleep,

cut your brakes so that
you'd die in traffic.

Three times. I've tried
to kill you three times.

You didn't mean it.

Yes.

Yeah‐‐no, I did.
I looked forward to it.

I was even planning
on eating some of you

to see what humans tasted like.

You know what?

I think I'd do the same thing

if I were an alien.

I'll be we taste
like pot roast.

More potatoes?

You keep tapping those hands,
you're gonna lose 'em.

Max, come on back.
We're finishing dessert.

Well, it was so nice
having you here.

You should take home
some leftovers.

I'll take the rest
of the cookies

and these seven bananas.

Wait.
They can't leave yet.

I want to show them
my solar system!

Oh, I don't know, honey.
It's‐‐it's getting late.

Please?

Well, you know,
maybe‐‐maybe just quickly.

I mean, they're getting along
so well.

Come on, yeah.

Who doesn't love
a show‐and‐tell?

Probably need a nightcap,
though, if we're gonna do that.

Kate‐O, top me off?

Come on!

Come on! Love you, girl.

New York City.
There we go.

And me and my dad
made it together.

Isn't it great?

Actually, yes.

It's pretty accurate.

Yeah, he even used
tiny marbles

for the two moons of Mars.

That's not a moon.
That's a transit station.

The blue one is Uranus,

- in case you didn't know.
- Oh, yeah.

I heard a lot of assholes
live there.

I told a joke earlier too.

The sheriff's balls
are also his nuts!

Okay, I‐‐you know, I think
it's probably time

for us to go to bed‐‐
No, no, no! He can't go yet!

I want...

to read them my book report
about "The Giver"!

- Ooh!
- Ooh.

I'm game.
I love "The Giver."

Bit of a giver, myself.

"And using his gift
to see beyond,

"he finds a sled and rides it
down to a Christmas house."

"The end."

- Mm. Ha.
- Hmm. Wow.

- Incredible story.
- All right.

I think it is past
somebody's bedtime.

Maybe two people's.

Harry, it was so lovely
having you.

And, D'arcy, you...
were here too.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Let's do this again
sometime soon.

Yeah.
Like when, exactly?

Just, uh...

- I know. You too.
- Yup.

- Don't go!
- Mm!

Let him go, buddy, now.

- All right.
- Max, now.

Now.

Ben, could you take him,
please?

- No!
- Come on.

Oh! Okay.

See you around, sister wife.

Come on, girl.

Mm.

Mm.

Okay.

Whoa!

I'm starting to think
the kid's not faking.

He actually likes me.

And why wouldn't he?
I'm a likable alien.

Yes!

♪ It's too soon
to say goodbye ♪

This is your home.

Are you gonna kiss me?

I've seen this on TV.

I can do this.

Mm...

♪ I'm just saying,
it's a shame to part ♪

Mm.

♪ It's too soon
to say goodbye ♪

♪ Don't you know
I'm not the kind ♪

♪ Tie you up
or tie you down ♪

It's‐‐it's not the worst...
kiss I've ever had.

It's rigor mortis!

My penis is dying!

Hey, you're early.

Your grandmother called.

Her back's hurting again.

You think we can bring her
one of those steroid shots

like Sam used to give her?

Um, sure,

although we need a doctor
to administer the shot.

And Harry's on call
this afternoon.

- So he can just go with us.
- I don't want him to go.

I don't want to go.

Well, I don't want men
to act like children.

So I guess none of us
get what we want.

Excuse me.

Take note.

We got no body yet,

but this lake definitely
is holding some clues.

Now, all of these items here,
this here,

this could all be linked
to the death.

And don't forget this.

Yeah,
I don't think so, deputy.

Sir, a doorknob in the lake‐‐
that's not exactly normal.

Normal? Oh, okay.

Let me ask you something.
Pop quiz, deputy.

Can a boat sink?

- Yes.
- Is a houseboat a boat?

- Yep.
- Houseboats have doors?

- Mm‐hmm.
- Do doors have knobs?

Yeah.

See? Completely common
to find a doorknob in a lake.

Write that down.

Cletus know that.

Don't you, boy?

You know that, don't you?
Yes, you do!

Who's my favorite deputy?

Who's the best deputy
in the world?

You are!
You're the cutest deputy!

What are you doing
with those paws?

Hmm.
This is interesting.

I've never
experienced this before.

Nobody is talking.

Apparently you can be
with other humans

and still be alone.

I like it.

I can feel the happiness
welling up inside me.

I need to pee.

That cowboy's
a pretty good writer.

He was a pretty good writer.

And then you killed him.
You remember?

Don't look at me.

According to the local paper,
it was a simple robbery.

I hear violence is up
in America's rural areas. Hmm.

What's wrong with you?

Our orders are
to find the alien that crashed,

not to go around
murdering people!

Our orders are to deliver
an alien to the general

without anyone
knowing about it.

So, yeah,
things are gonna get messy.

I mean, you're acting as if
we can just sit here

and the alien's
going to come to us.

Let me sum this up for you.

I'm eliminating anything

that gets in the way
of this mission...

which might be you
if you don't stop whining.

So shut the ‐‐‐up.

Do you shiver when you pee?

Sometimes.

Good.

Oh! It's‐‐

This is good.

- Hey, they're here!
- Dan and Asta!

- Hey, Dan.
- There they are.

- Hi.
- Welcome.

- Hi.
- Auntie Asta.

I'm so happy to see you.

- Hi, Uncle.
- Hi, guys!

Hi, sweetie.

Oh, the little man,
he's getting so big.

I know.

Oh, you remember Harry
from the clinic.

He's been helping
since Sam's passing.

He's gonna help
with Grandma's back.

- Oh, I'm so sorry about Sam.
- Yeah.

Nice to have you, Harry.

I had no choice.
She forced me to come.

I like this one.

Let me know
if you want something to drink.

I have soda, juice.

We have some fancy water
that tastes like static.

Do you have any milk
that comes from a cow's teat?

Wow.

He takes
some getting used to.

- Happy to have you, Harry.
- This is my husband, Shane.

Mm.

Welcome, Harry.

I see now it's not the food
that brings humans together.

It's each other.

There is a basic human need
to feel like you belong.

Hi!

It feels...

good.

Gee, I thought you guys
got lost on your walk here.

Sorry, Mom.
We had to stop at the bathroom.

Whose tiny bladder?

Gram,
this is Dr. Vanderspeigle.

He's gonna give you your shot.

I know you liked Sam,

but you're in good hands
with Harry.

Of course I am.

I've never met a white man
I couldn't trust!

Hmm.

Let me help you up.

Pull it over to the curb.

What the heck?

Follow my lead.

Keep your hands
on the handlebars

where I can see 'em.

Do you know
why I pulled you over?

- Speed?
- Boredom?

Took a left turn back there

without using
your hand signals.

What the heck
are you kids doing

so far out of town,
anyway, huh?

We heard Bigfoot
was on the loose.

Bigfoot‐‐
what you talking about?

Everybody know that
damn Bigfoot up in Seattle.

That's...

Sorry about cussing
just then. I...

try not to do that shit
around kids.

It's okay.

I'm not allowed to say
the D word or the S word,

but I can hear them
without getting in trouble.

That's cool.

I do like the fact
that you kids

are outdoors
and not stuck inside

with your face glued
to some screen.

That's good.
All right.

Y'all go have fun.
Be safe.

Get that reflector fixed

and get yourself
some all‐weather tires.

And next time,
you use your hand signals.

You know
how the saying goes, right?

If you don't use your arms
to signal,

a truck'll rip 'em right off.

True story.

All right, be safe.

I can say the D word.
Damn.

Cool.

I have one rule in here.

That's if you're gonna
start drinking,

you have to make sure
your gun isn't loaded.

Oh, I'm fine.

Just one of those days
where you question

whether you deserve to exist.

And you're gonna need
something stronger

than lemonade.

When you were
in the Olympics,

do you know where I was?

In home ec,
learning to sew?

The day you skied
for the gold medal,

I was sitting right here
in this same stool.

It was packed.

Everyo‐‐I mean,
everyone in town

was in here,
cheering you on.

Well, thanks, Liv.

I'm sorry all I brought back
is a shattered leg.

Are you kidding?

You're one
of the best damn skiers

to ever come out of Colorado.

It was so long ago.

Sometimes I forget that I ever
did anything, you know?

You put Patience on the map.

How many people can say that?

I've never been that good
at anything.

Is this
a Sheriff Mike spiral again?

You had a whole country
cheering for you.

And I just need one person.
Just one.

He makes me feel so dumb.

Listen, you are the best cop
Patience has ever had.

You're the only cop
I've ever met

that people are actually
excited to see.

Hmm.

You treat everybody fairly.

And you always
do the right thing.

So do right by yourself

and go stand up
to that power trip.

Trust me, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to him.

If he can't see that,
then that's his loss.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Jesus.
D'arce, I'm on duty.

Yeah, me too.

Started at 11:00, so...

Let's get this show
on the road, Doc.

I've got a tail feather
to shake.

You literally can't walk.

Can someone put this one
in time‐out?

She keeps me prisoner in here.

Maybe it's for our own good.

Hey, Dan, give me that belt
so I can whip ya.

Jeez, Mom.

Go ahead.
I'm tough.

We're done.

Whew.

You should feel
some numbness,

but in about 15 minutes,

you should feel good enough
to whip Dan.

Well, I can laugh without pain.

That's a good sign.

You're here to do good things,
my boy.

I can tell.

Oh, come here.

- Okay.
- Gonna go.

It's about time you have
one of your own, honey.

I don't know
about all that, Gram.

She already
has one of her own.

A 17‐year‐old girl named Jay.

- What?
- What?

Jay at the clinic.

That's Asta's daughter.

It's very obvious you have
the same facial structures,

and you both eat like
you're starving to death.

I'm‐‐

I'm sorry.

Ah! Ah!

And they both run out of rooms
when they get emotional.

♪ Coming down
from the mountain ♪

♪ Burn a trouble fountain ♪

♪ Right away you asked me
what is wrong ♪

♪ I couldn't say ♪

♪ I didn't know the problem ♪

You're easy to find

but a pain in the ass
to get to.

How bad
did I mess this one up?

Well...

you gave up your kid

only to stalk her till she was
old enough to work for you.

You haven't told your dad
that he's been serving pancakes

to his granddaughter.

And Jay's probably
been wondering her whole life

who she is,

only to be staring at you
in the face every day at work.

That's pretty bad.

I'm not gonna lie.

You kept up
a really big secret,

and it's gonna hurt a lot
of people when it comes out.

I couldn't take care of her.
I was just a kid myself.

I know.

You made
a really difficult decision

at a really young age.

And I admire that about you.

- You do?
- Yeah.

You put Jay's needs
ahead of your own.

And that's exactly
what a mother does.

Okay.

- Oh, man!
- That's all right.

- Over here!
- Box him out!

Got it!

- Oh!
- Over here.

Here you go!

My bad, bro.

Can you toss that ball
back to us?

Over here!

- Whoa!
- Damn, Harry!

Can you hoop?

Hoop!

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

- You got to dribble.
- Do it, come on.

What are you doing, bro?
Shoot or pass the ball!

I'm on your team!
I'm wide open!

Ball hog.

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

Shh.

Take this.

Oh.

What does this guy eat?

How could you not tell me
Jay was the girl?

Why would I?

You wouldn't understand.

You wanted me out the second
that you knew I was pregnant.

Is that what
you tell yourself?

You left, Asta.

No one ever told you to go.

You hated Jimmy.

Well, I hated the way
he treated you.

And then you just ran off
with him.

You know, we all expected

a baby to come home
with you that day.

It wasn't any of your
business what I did with her.

You were 16!

Of course it was my business.

What was I supposed to do?

Take my baby to class?

Raise her in Jimmy's bedroom
at his mom's house?

You know...

look around you.

We all would've been there
for you, especially me.

I couldn't do that to you.

You already raised one child
that wasn't your own.

I didn't want mine to be
one more problem for you.

Who wants cake?

Are we gonna be okay?

Even when we're not okay,
we'll always be okay.

Wow.

Maybe these are parts
of his ship.

Check this out.

There must be something
in this freezer.

Why else would it be locked?

Sahar!

Whoa!

- Come on! Hey!
- Over here, over here!

Hoop! Hoop!

Goal! Hoop! Hoop!

You just scored
for the other team!

How are they still running?

Are they cyborgs?

I am done.

Tired.

Come on, man.
We're still playing.

Oh, come on!

Where you going, bro?

We need you on D!

Harry!

I am overheating.

Is this how it ends?

Home.

My sun hasn't changed
since I've been on Earth.

It's still
46 light‐years away.

But it feels different.

It feels closer...

like a single string
could pull me up

from my chest to the sky.

The boys said
you couldn't hang.

They are
incredible specimens.

Hmm.

My dad says that the stars
in the Big Dipper

are seven brothers,
shot into the sky like arrows.

Am I supposed to apologize?

You could.

I'm sorry for telling
your secret about Jay.

You did us a favor.

I miss home.

Do you have family there?

A...

wife.

She died.

So I took a job
that brought me here.

I want to go home.

I belong there.

I'm sorry.

That's so sad.

Yes.

It is now.

Everyone needs to belong

to something bigger
than themselves.

Yes, there is strength
in numbers,

but maybe it's simpler.

Maybe humans just feel better
when they know

they are not alone
on this Earth.

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ Hold my knowledge
in my braids ♪

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ New cedar, new sweetgrass,
new sage ♪

- ♪ We them bougie Natives ♪
- ♪ Bougie Natives ♪

♪ Look, snow goonie
from the boonies ♪

♪ Not the type you see
in movies ♪

♪ Felt the spirit
living through me ♪

♪ Since I was a puny dookie ♪

♪ Neechie, neechie,
lookie, lookie ♪

♪ How I get low
when I boogie ♪

- What?
- ♪ Don't mind me ♪

♪ Some goodie‐goodies ♪

♪ I'm Nate and bougie ♪

♪ My wifey be the wolf ♪

♪ And I'm the wolf
that's from the sea ♪

♪ And she no Pocahontas ♪

♪ More like
Buffy Sainte‐Marie ♪

♪ Come do your dance with me ♪

Sheriff‐‐
Ah! Uh‐uh!

Kids, it's past your bedtime.

Oh, no.

They're still alive.

How did you get in here?

The door was locked.

I have a key.

I am still your wife.

- ♪ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah ♪
- ♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ I got turquoise
on my wrist ♪

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ Five rings up on my fist ♪

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ Big hat with the brim ♪

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ Got that
custom‐made bling ♪

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪

♪ New cedar, new sweetgrass,
new sage ♪

♪ We them bougie Natives ♪