Republic of Doyle (2010–2014): Season 3, Episode 1 - Streets of St. John's - full transcript

Sergeant Jake Doyle is assigned to protect a mob informant, but when a mysterious group of men impede him, Jake finds the tables turned - himself the target of a manhunt.

Previously on
Republic of Doyle...

[Tinny] I'm going to London.
I get to go for a year.

[Des] - Like a whole year?
[Des] - No one will be there.

[Leslie] I'm in the hospital.
I've been shot.

[Leslie] You should see
the look on your face.

[Jake] I love you.

[Rose] You get on a plane,
and you fly away,

and the world doesn't
end while you're gone.

[Rose] 300 thousand.

[Rose] Picture yourself
on a beach somewhere.

[Mal] Then shouldn't you
be wearing a bikini?



[Mal] It's been a good run, Jake. You
need to know when to end your story.

[Jake] You sure about
this, skipper?

[Tarrent] Mr. Doyle,
I'm inspector Tarrent.

[Jake] What do you want?
Is this a joke?

[Tarrent] We could use you.
Your city could use you.

[Tarrent] My recommendation is going
to be that you are suspended with pay.

[Tarrent] We just want to make
sure that you're not a dirty cop.

[Leslie] Right.

[Leslie] He used my access card.

They fired me.

[♪]

[Tarrent] When I transferred here to
St. John's, crime was on

the rise dramatically, and
now with my help, the royal

newfoundland constabulary is pushing
crime over your pine-clad hills.



(Press chatter)

[Reporter] Inspector Tarrent,
an undercover federal officer,

Anita Squires, was killed
here in St. John's.

[Tarrent] I'm not at liberty to
discuss any potentially on-going

cases with the local RNC
or any other forces.

(Press chatter)

[Reporter] Word is another officer, Jake
Doyle, is terrorizing the population.

[Jake] Stop!
RNC, you friggin bellhead!

[Tarrent] Jake Doyle and all of
my officers adhere to strict

protocol, discipline and procedure.

Police are not above the law.
We do everything by the book.

(Wham!) [Jake] Oh!

[Tarrent] I stand behind all my
officers and their conduct--

[Jake] I just want
to talk to you!

[Tarrent] I stake my
reputation on it.

[Hood] (Panting)

For the love of God, Doyle.

[♪]

[Jake] Stop!

[♪]

(Scuffling)

[Jake] Why the hell did you
make me chase you like that?

[Jimmy] Why are you running after me?
See, I can ask stupid questions too.

[Jake] Why are you taking pictures
all over the cop station, huh?

[Jimmy] Art! I'm an art major.

Photography and--

[Jake] Yeah, you're an art major my arse.
You look like a perv

to me, so why don't you tell me
what you're really up to before

I start giving you a few
taps in the head, huh?

[Jimmy] You're a cop, so from my

vantage point, you can't
do nothing to me.

[Jake] Is that right?
How's the vantage point now?

[Jimmy] You got, you
got me all wrong!

[Jake] What do you weigh?
Like 160, 165?

[Jimmy] 155! Let me down!
I'm gonna puke!

[Jake] Oh man, my old arms are
getting pretty tired here,

so the sooner you tell
me what you're up to--

[Jimmy] No, don't drop me.
I'm afraid of heights!

[Jake] Are you sure you're 155,

because you feel a lot
heavier than that to me.

[Jimmy] Okay, I'm working on something,
but I can't tell you what it is.

[Jake] - You can't tell me?
[Jimmy] - Put me down.

[Hood] Let him down. Now!

[Jake] Just relax,
okay Telly Savalas--

(Crash!)

[Jimmy] (Groaning)

[Jake] I didn't
do it on purpose.

[Donny] Did Jimmy just--

[Wolf] Yeah.
Fell right off the top of her.

(Click)

[Boyd] So that's Jake Doyle.

He'd better not get in our way.

[Hood] You're writing this up.

[Boyd] Why don't you go find
out if Jimmy's still alive.

♪ oh yeah ♪

♪ (oh yeah!)♪

♪ oh yeah ♪

♪ (oh yeah!)♪

♪ oh yeeeah♪

♪ oh yeeeah♪

♪ oh yeah!♪

[♪]

[Jimmy] You dropped
me from a building!

[Jake] You slipped.
Now I've been watching you.

Why are you staking
out the police station?

[Jimmy] You're paranoid.
Yeah, I'll bet you suffer from

delusional tendencies.
I'm just a tourist.

[Jake] A tourist? Well this is
some very interesting gear for a

tourist. Up on the roof, that
you slipped from, you mentioned

something about
working on something.

[Jimmy] - Hmm.
[Jake] - Care to elaborate?

[Jimmy] Buddy, I was hanging
upside down off of a building.

I have no idea what you're talking about.
But this little stunt you pulled?

It's gonna land me on the street
and you in front of a judge. Ha!

[Tarrent] Hood, cut this guy loose.
Doyle.

[Hood] - You're free to go.
[Jimmy] - Yeah.

[Jimmy] Hey. This local cop, Doyle?
I hope he doesn't blow the whole plan.

[♪]

[Rose] (Sigh)

[Mal] Home, sweet home.

(Bottles rattling)

[Rose] How much rum do you
have in that thing, anyway?

[Mal] Tons.
Cheap as dirt down there.

[Rose] (Laughs) Nice
retirement, huh?

[Mal] Retirement indeed.

[Rose] So, you miss seeing
me in a bikini already?

[Mal] Take your clothes off and
remind me what it looks like.

[Rose] Nothing stopping us with tinny gone,
and Christian moved out of the house.

[Mal] Good point.

[Rose] You miss your boys.
I know we've talked to Christian

already, but I can tell you miss Jake.
Why don't you go see him?

[Mal] Wonder if he's been
fired from being a cop yet.

[Rose] 50 bucks says
he's still on the force.

[Mal] You're on. (Laughter)

[Rose] Tell him to come
by later for supper.

[Mal] Hey, I didn't say anything
about feeding him.

And if he comes over, hide the rum.

[Rose] Okay.

[Tarrent] You dropped
a man from a roof.

[Jake] It was an accident.

[Tarrent] In six months you've managed
to disobey every order I've given you.

[Jake] That's not true, exactly.
Some of them I just ignored.

[Tarrent] You ignore all protocol.
You got the RNC in the newspaper 37 times.

[Jake] Any press is,
like, good press, so--

[Tarrent] You drove a SWAT van
into the harbor, you've wracked

up 200 hours in overtime, you scared
a police dog into retirement.

[Jake] That dog was just
not cut out for the force.

[Tarrent] I'm beginning
to wonder if you are.

You know, I was doing just fine before
you made me join this silly little club.

Perhaps it's better for
everyone involved

if you and I just go
our separate ways.

[Tarrent] And then what? Go back
to being a slimy private investigator?

[Jake] Something
like that, yeah.

[Jake] - I quit.
[Tarrent] - Wait.

[Jake] Look, if you want my gun,
I never checked one out, so--

[Tarrent] Just wait.
Look at this.

[Jake] Is this Albert Chandler?

Isn't he, like, an organized
crime pitbull or something?

[Tarrent] Well, he's about to
offer testimony against his mob

friends, not just here
but nation-wide.

Chandler has evidence that a top mob
operative killed Anita Squires.

He's not talking until
his testimony on Monday.

[Jake] What does this
have to do with me?

[Tarrent] Jake, this is a big fish.
This is--

[Cop] - Excuse me.
[Tarrent] - ...Part of the

reason why I came here
to work with the RNC.

I need you to keep him
safe until Monday.

[Jake] Me? Why?

[Tarrent] You might be an
arsehole and a disgrace to the

badge, but I know that you would
never turn to the dark side, and

right about now you might be the
only guy that I can trust.

Please.

[Jake] You want me
to babysit this guy?

[Tarrent] He's about to take
down a major organized crime

syndicate. There are a lot of
dangerous people who want to

kill him.
I need you to keep him alive.

[Jake] Alright, I'll tell you what.
I'll do this for you.

I will. I'll keep Chandler safe.

But you've gotta get Leslie
Bennett her job back.

[Tarrent] She's lucky she
ended up where she did.

You of all people know that.

[Jake] Bennett gets her job
back or you've got no deal.

[Tarrent] You keep Chandler safe
until Monday, and I'll see what

I can do about Leslie Bennett.

[Tarrent] Where we're holding him.

Relieve the officer on the scene,
and I do not need to tell

you to keep this
job to yourself.

[♪]

[Donny] What's he doing here?

[Wolf] Oh, Jake Doyle.

[Wolf] He's here at the targets location.
Are you fellas seeing this?

[Donny] - We gotta stop him.
[Jimmy] - Let me stop him. I'll stop him.

[Wolf] Arse is out of her, b'ys.

The shagger might
have spotted me.

[Boyd] It's alright. I'll check this guy out.
Everybody stay in position.

[Boyd] Head's up! Oh ho ho ho.

[Boyd] Sorry about that.

[Jake] "Head's up", says the
drunk after he knocks me down.

[Boyd] Not drunk yet.
That's what the beer's for.

D'you needs?

[Boyd] Something wrong?

[Jake] Other than the fact that
you just clothes-lined me? No

b'y, I'm the best kind.

[Boyd] Police business?

[Jake] Now how did you
know I was a cop?

[Boyd] Well, unless you work for
a high-security cab company,

I kinda figured, you know?

[Jake] Right.

[Boyd] Working on
something big, officer?

[Jake] Look pally, why don't you
just muck along now, alright?

[Boyd] Alright. Okay.

[Boyd] Hey, keep your
heads-up in the future.

[♪]

[Boyd] He's not here for us;
He's not carrying a gun.

Alright? Get ready to move.

(Knocking)

[Edward] Jake Doyle?
What the hell are you doing here?

[Jake] Eddie knight. Wow, a long
way from your post on belle island.

Listen, Eddie, you should know there
is something weird going on outside.

[Edward] Jake, you're not
supposed to be here.

[Jake] Yes, I am.
Eddie, listen to me.

There's a creepy fella out
in the parking lot, okay?

And my gut is telling
me something is wrong.

[Chandler] Who is this guy?
What is he talking about?

[Jake] You must be Chandler.

[Edward] This is a
federal case, Jake.

[Jake] What's with
the charm bracelet?

[Edward] None of your business.

[Chandler] What's in here would

put a lot of guys away
for a long time.

If you want it you're gonna
have to take my arm too.

[Edward] Ignore him.

[Jake] Could you find a place
with more windows, Eddie?

Who booked this room?

[Edward] Jake, knock it off!

[Jake] There's something about
to go down outside.

I don't know what, but you should
go out and check, don't you think?

[Jake] Trust me.

[Edward] Alright, but don't
do anything while I am gone.

Please.

[Edward] I'll check outside, and
when I come back I will call my

boss and see what
you're doing here.

[Jake] Hey, get away
from the window, idiot.

[Chandler] You gonna tell
me what's going on here?

[Jake] You're Chandler huh?
So tell me, what's it take for a

big crime guy like you to
turn on all of his friends.

[Chandler] First of all, I don't
have any friends in this business.

Second of all, at least I was smart
enough to know when to get out.

(Gun shot)
(Glass shattering) (Thud)

[Edward] - What the hell'd you do?
[Jake] - I didn't do anything.

[Edward] Oh!

(Smack)

(Scuffling)

(Gun cocking)

[Jake] Drop it.

[Jake] Jimmy?

[Jake] What the hell, man?
What the hell are you doing here?

(Fighting)

[Donny] - Get the case!
[Jimmy] - My leg's broke again!

(Smack)

[Jake] Wolf.

[Wolf] Nice to see you.

[Wolf] Not much of a reunion,

hey b'y?

[Jake] Just--

(Crash!)

(Sirens)

[Donny] He's got the briefcase.

[Wolf] B'ys, we might wanna
take this somewhere else.

[Jimmy] You're telling the boss
we messed this up. Not me.

[Rose] So where's my 50 bucks?
Jake is still a cop, isn't he?

[Mal] Yeah.
I was sure he'd be fired.

[Rose] You're dying to know what
case he's on, what he's up to.

Don't lie.

[Mal] Go away with you. My life doesn't
revolve around that walking disaster.

(Phone ringing)

[Rose] Give me that.
We've been home from our first retirement

vacation for, what, 2 minutes, and
you're already with the phone?

[Mal] No.

[Mal] I'm retired. With you.

I promise.

[Radio] Attention all units. Be on the
look out for sergeant Jake Doyle.

He's considered armed
and extremely dangerous.

Last spotted driving an unmarked
police cruiser in the Georgetown area.

Approach with extreme caution
and call for immediate

back-up if you
encounter the suspect.

Repeat, approach with
extreme caution and call for

immediate back-up if you locate
the whereabouts of Jake Doyle.

[Leslie] Look at my hand.
What does this mean, sir?

What does common sense tell you
this action is connected to?

[Leslie] It means stop.
You got it? Stop.

[Leslie] Come on. I hear you all
barking your horns.

You'll have to wait
now until I'm good and ready.

[Leslie] Casual Friday?
Must be nice.

[Leslie] Keep walking, Jake. Oh, I'm sorry.
Or should I call you "sir"?

Leslie, I've been calling and calling
you, but you won't answer your phone.

[Leslie] And why do you think that is?
Because you got me fired, maybe?

Or because they took me back
as a friggin meter maid?

[Jake] I need you to take this briefcase.
Leslie, I need your help.

[Leslie] Help? You want my help?

You get me fired, and then I gotta take
this friggin job and you want my help?

[Leslie] Keep it moving!

[Jake] When you put it like that, it
does sound kind of bad, I know, but--

[Leslie] Look, Jake, although technically
you are my superior officer,

if you don't get out of my
face, I swear to God I'm

gonna kick the shit out of you
in front of all these people.

[Jake] Leslie, I'm sorry.

(Tires screeching)

[Leslie] Stay away from me Jake.

I mean it. I don't want to see you
any more. You owe me that at least.

(Horn honking)

[Leslie] Come on.

[Jake] I can't believe
it's come to this.

(Phone ringing)

[Des] Oh, sorry.

[Des] Look, Jake, I
can't talk right now.

[Jake] Okay Des, turn off your
spaz for a second and listen.

[Des] See that's what my
psychology prof--

did I tell you I'm at mun right now,

university? Well, I am, and she
says I need to distance myself

from people like you, actually just you.
You know?

It throws off my yin and my Yang?

[Des] Ouch. Hey.

[Jake]- It's an emergency.
[Des] - An emergency. Is it tinny?

I knew London was a bad idea.

Oh my God, the English have
her, don't they? Don't they?

[Jake] Oh Des, no. Just shut up.

[Des] No, I won't. I won't shut up.
Because I've got my own

thing going here now.
I'm not under your shadow any more.

Alright?
Not under anyone's shadow.

[Jake] It's "in your shadow".
Des, please. Take this to

Malachy, okay? And tell him I'll
make contact with him later.

Don't open it, don't lose it,
don't go to the cops.

And whatever you do Des...

Don't screw this up.

[Police radio] Attention all units. Be on
the look out for sergeant Jake Doyle.

He's considered armed and extremely
dangerous. Approach with caution.

[Jimmy] Well, we just searched your car.
No sign of what we're looking for.

[Jake] Oh yeah? What's that Jimmy?
True happiness? Someone to love you?

[Wolf] Jokes ended when you smashed
the tv on me head, brother.

[Donny] Go.

[Jake] So, what? Not going to
offer me a beer this time or--?

[Boyd] I knew you were going to
be a pain in the arse from the

moment I saw you.
Get in the van.

[Jake] As a rule of thumb, I
don't jump into vans with

strange men, particularly the
homicidal, murdering type.

[Boyd] I can help you with that.

[Boyd] Donny?

(Tired screeching)

♪Yeeeah♪

[Mal] See, Jake would
never appreciate this.

[Rose] No. No, he'd probably
put mix in it for God's sake.

[Mal] Where's that bikini now?

[Reporter] Breaking news.
Police say one of their own officers is

the top suspect in a
murder investigation.

RNC officer Jake Doyle is
wanted for the murder--

[Rose] Mal. Mal, look at the TV.

Look!

[Reporter] ...
With dark brown hair and blue eyes.

[Mal] Jake, what have you done?

[Des] Mal, rose! They got Jake.

[Rose] What?

[Jimmy] I'm just saying, drop a
cat from anywhere between the

fifth and the ninth floor of a building,
and chances are it will die.

[Donny] What part of you thought

that I would ever be interested
in this conversation?

[Jimmy] But drop the same cat
at anywhere from floors 10 to,

like, 34 and the chances of it
surviving actually increase.

[Donny] I don't care.

[Jimmy] Doesn't that make you wonder?
What's up with floors five to nine?

[Jake] How the leg treating you?

[Jimmy] See, that's the past Jake.
This poker here, that's about the future.

[Donny] Jimmy, you have a
poker and a blow torch.

[Jimmy] Yeah, this way
he'll be more scared.

[Donny] Sometimes you're really such a boob.
It's no good if you

let him know you want him to be scared.
You gotta make him scared.

[Jimmy] - I'm not a boob.
[Jake] - You are a boob.

[Donny] The torch is an option,

but maybe we should ask the
guy if he knows something.

[Jake] He's got a very good
point there, boob.

You haven't asked me, like, one
question yet. I mean not one.

[Jimmy] Shut up.

(Clang)

[Boyd] Gentlemen, if we'd
executed our plan properly,

Mr. Doyle wouldn't have to be here.

[Jake] Yeah, it's hard to
find good help, hey b'y?

[Boyd] But he is, and we're going
to have to do this another way.

You're going to tell us where
Chandler's briefcase is,

and if you don't you're gonna have to
have a long conversation with the boys.

[Donny] - You won't like our tone.
[Jimmy] - Or mine. Or his.

[Jake] Okay, first of all, I
don't know about any briefcase, okay?

But if you let me go, I
mean I'll dart over to the

avalon mall and I'll pick you
up a brand new briefcase in

whatever color you want.

[Wolf] Boss? A second?

[Boyd] Alright. Keep Mr. Doyle
here company.

Don't burn off any of his
body parts just yet, Jimmy.

[Jake] So, Ladios, which one of you
wants to take me to the bathroom?

[Jimmy] What's your problem
with me all of a sudden?

[Donny] All of a sudden? Jimmy, you're
always talking, talking yammer.

[Jake] So, what, I just go
right here in these cuffs?

[Donny] You got no filter, no
self awareness. It's sad.

[Jimmy] That's not true.
I am aware.

[Jake] What about number two?
Do I just go and do a number two here too?

[Jimmy] Hey if you do number two
here me and that poker will make

sure you never do
number two ever.

[Jake] Well I'm just saying then
we have a serious problem is all.

[Donny] Just take him
to the bathroom.

[Jimmy] No. You take him to the bathroom.
And I'm going in there before you.

[Donny] If you try anything, I'm gonna
cut you a new liver. You got that?

[Jake] That wouldn't go astray,
to be honest with you.

(Wham)

(Wham)

[Jake] Alright buddy, listen to me.
You're gonna kill me, okay,

so just hold on and I'll, you
know, I'll take care of you.

[Jake] Jimmy! Come on, quick!
Donny's choking!

[Jimmy] What? Ow!
Son of a buggar! Ow, oh.

[Jake] Hang on, Donny.
We're gonna count to three, okay,

and then you're
gonna exhale. Ready?

One, two, three!

[Jimmy] This will
never heal Doyle!

[Jake] There you go.

[Des] Oh my God.
The place has been ransacked.

[Rose] No, honey, this
is just how Jake lives.

[Mal] What exactly did
Jake say to you?

[Des] He said to trust no one.

I don't think he was
talking about you,

although you are the last
person I'd suspect.

[Rose] Oh Des, come on now.

[Des] He also said
not to open it.

[Mal] Not to open it?

Whatever's in that case got a man killed
over it, and Jake could be next.

(Sirens)

[Rose] Maybe we should
take it to the police.

[Des] No, no, no.
Jake said stay away from the cops.

[Rose] - What the hell is in it?
[Mal] - I don't know.

[Des] Oh, I almost forgot.
I took a photo of one of the guys

who grabbed Jake.
He looked really familiar.

[Rose] Let's see.

[Rose] That's that Wolf guy.
He spent time with Jake in prison.

I also talked to a friend at the
station who said the cops were

holding Albert Chandler in
that motel room. The feds.

[Mal] Chandler is a soldier for a
national criminal organization.

[Rose] Yeah, and he was also set
to testify against the mob on Monday,

with damning evidence, including
who killed Anita Squires.

[Mal] Now Chandler is dead.

[Des] The only loose thread is
that briefcase. And it probably

has some of Chandler's
evidence against the mob.

[Mal] Reason for the mob to want it back.
Rose, check out the

crime scene and see if there's anything
there. Anything we can go on.

[Rose] - I'm on it.
[Mal] - And be careful.

[Rose] I will, babe.

[Des] Oh.

[Donny] You almost
killed me back there.

[Jake] Yeah, well, look at the bright side.
If you had died,

you'd never have to listen
to Jimmy yammer again.

[Donny] That's a good point.

[Donny] Where'd you
stash the case?

[Jake] Okay, first of all, I
didn't stash the case anywhere.

Second of all, you're in no position to
be asking any questions there pally.

[Jake] However, I have a feeling
that if you got out of those

cuffs, the power dynamic
would change dramatically.

(Sirens)

[Jake] Okay you stay cool.

[Jake] Crap.

(Commotion)

[Hood] Everybody stay perfectly
still, and nobody move.

[Mal] The door wasn't locked.
Just saying.

[Tarrent] Where is it?

[Tarrent] I think we're going to need
you to open that safe Malachy Doyle.

[♪]

[Jake] Oh man.

[Jake] The cops got the case.

Alright, it's time you and
me had a little chat.

[Jake] What were you guys doing at
the motel? Why did you kill Chandler?

[Donny] It's a really interesting
story, and I'll tell you sometime,

but, um, right now I would prefer if we
could talk about your musical preferences.

[Donny] Myself, I
prefer classical.

[Rose] We both know Jake
didn't kill anybody.

[Leslie] This is a crime scene.
What are you doing here?

[Rose] I could ask you the same question.
I'm here to help Jake, just like you.

[Leslie] Look, I won't put my
neck on the line for Jake Doyle

again, and I think you should
leave before I arrest you.

[Rose] I'm not leaving here until
I find evidence that could

clear Jake. Do your worst Leslie, okay?
I'm sorry.

[Leslie] What are you
expecting to find?

[Rose] I don't know. Don't tell me
you haven't done some work on

this already. What have you got?

[Leslie] I lost my job because of Jake.
Why should I help him?

[Rose] Because you love him.
We all do.

So stop bluffing and tell
me what you've dug up.

[Leslie] Alright, fine.
There were three shots.

The first bullet went through
Chandler's body, it killed him.

The second bullet went
through that wall there.

[Rose] Okay.
Were the bullets put into evidence?

[Leslie] No I checked.

[Rose] There's no mark
from the third bullet?

[Leslie] The killer must
have extracted it.

[Rose] Couldn't find the third.

[♪]

[Leslie] What do you know?

(Car engine)

[Donny] You ever gonna
pay for any of those?

[Jake] Yeah. Later.

[Donny] You're a cop. Why don't you
just get them to erase them?

[Jake] Let's just say, you know,

if there's corruption in the force,
I can't seem to access it.

[♪]

[Jake] Out you go.

[Boyd] Nice ride.
Not exactly conspicuous though.

[Jake] Well, you know. She runs.

[Wolf] You got a gun pointed
at our boy there, Jakey.

[Jake] Well, you kind of got me
backed into a corner, Wolf, so

you'll have to forgive me.

[Boyd] So why'd you come back?
Stockholm syndrome?

[Jake] No actually. I came here to find
out why you killed Albert Chandler.

[Donny] Drop the act Jake.
We all know that you killed Chandler.

The cops have the briefcase.
The whole operation might be blown.

[Boyd] Well, Doyle, you've got
yourself a situation here.

You either do something, or
you go down hesitating.

[Jake] Well that's not
much of a choice.

[Jake] Jimmy, look out!

(Smack)

[Wolf] (Sighs).

[Boyd] Pick him up.
Drag him inside.

[♪]

♪Oh yeah♪

[Des] You find it cold in here?

[Tarrent] I do not know how
seriously you're taking this,

Desmond, really. I don't.
Do you realize that the contents of

this case could put away slews
of murderers and gun runners?

[Des] Yeah, I know it's
not freezing, but--

[Hood] You're cold?

[Des] Yeah. I find it nippy, yeah.
And you can just get me a

sweater if you don't feel
like turning up the heat.

[Tarrent] Just tell us where you and
Malachy hid the contents of that case.

[Mal] You searched my home,
my car, and my business, all

without a warrant or probable cause, all
because you found an empty briefcase.

[Mal] So, that'll be all then.

[Tarrent] They're lying.
Do you feel that?

[Hood] What's this?

[Tarrent] Leslie Bennett's personnel file.
She's very handy with a rifle.

[Hood] Meaning?

[Tarrent] Sergeant Hood, are you
aware of the fact that Leslie

Bennett holds the record for the
longest sniper shot in RNC history?

[Hood] No.

[Tarrent] If Jake Doyle is involved in
Chandler's death, he had to have some help.

[Hood] Leslie?

[Tarrent] I mean, until we find
the evidence that Malachy Doyle

is hiding, it would be worth a conversation
with Leslie Bennett, wouldn't you think?

[Jake] Please don't tell me
you've been watching me sleep.

[Jake] So where is everybody?

[Boyd] Things must be tough
for you, hey Jakey boy?

[Jake] Are we buddies and someone
forgot to tell me about it?

[Boyd] No life of your own.

Everything's about your work.

Your love life's a mess.

[Jake] Great.
I've been kidnapped by my ex-wife.

[Boyd] It would be easy to look
at a guy like you and see a man

with only selfish intentions, but
I don't believe that's true.

I think you can make the right
call from time to time.

[Jake] Well, if it was my call,
I'd get you guys to turn

yourselves in, but that's
probably out of the question.

[Boyd] I need the evidence
Chandler had in his briefcase.

I'm gonna have to give
you some incentive.

[Donny] - Wanna talk to him?
[Boyd] - Yeah.

[Des] Jake, Jake, I'm sorry.

They grabbed me, but they don't have the
evidence, and the cops don't have it either.

[Jake] Des.

[Des] I'm actually safe, but I'm kinda hungry.
They haven't fed me yet...

[Des] Wait, wait, wait! Does this
bag contain nuts? I'm allergic to nuts.

[Jimmy] Hey, I'm
allergic to nuts too.

[Des] Oh really? Like, all nuts?

[Jimmy] Totally. Yeah, I mean, I can
eat seeds and stuff, but still--

[Wolf] Shut up will you?

[Wolf] What do I
do with the kid?

[Boyd] Bring him here.
We'll chop his toes off one by one

until Jake tells us
what we want to know.

[Leslie] Look I ran the bullet and it was
fired from a remington 700 sniper rifle.

[Rose] And?

[Leslie] Well, it's one of the
rifles we use here in the RNC,

but when I went to the ammunitions
locker, the gun was missing.

[Rose] You think a cop
pulled the trigger?

[Leslie] I don't know rose.

Honestly, I don't.
And I can't help but feel that even doing

this for Jake is gonna get
me into even more trouble.

[Rose] Hey, Leslie, this isn't
just about Jake, okay?

If you solve this thing, if you bring
down the real killer, they might

think of bringing you
back as sergeant.

[Leslie] I wouldn't
hold my breath.

[Rose] Well--

[Rose] Leslie?

[Hood] Leslie, put it down.

[Tarrent] Constable, we're going
to need to take you into custody.

[Leslie] Wait!
This isn't what it looks like.

[Hood] Leslie Bennett,
you're under arrest.

[Hood] Let's go.

[Leslie] This isn't what it looks like.
I'm telling you right now Hood.

[Hood] Come on.

[Jake] Des? You alright?

[Des] Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

How're you doing? Where are you?

(Truck engine)

[Jake] There he is. Man, nothing funnier
than a bayman with a tan, what?

Retirement looks awful on you.

[Mal] Nice to see you too.

[Mal] I see you've made
some new friends.

[Jake] Oh my God, where are my manners?
Sorry. Malachy Doyle,

meet a bunch of possible killers.
Possible killers, this is my dad, Malachy Doyle.

[Mal] Well, I'd like to say
I'm charmed, but I'm not.

[Donny] Package. Now.

[Boyd] Come on Malachy. You didn't come
all the way out here for nothing.

[Mal] Send Des over first.

[Boyd] Hand the package over.
Then I'll say who goes where.

(Seagulls)

[Boyd] Let the kid loose.

[Jimmy] Are we happy?

I think so. It's a bunch of discs.
It'll take a while to find out what's on there.

[Boyd] Enjoy your retirement.

[Mal] If anything happens to my son,

you'll be seeing me real
soon, retirement or not.

[Boyd] Nothing's gonna happen to your son
that he isn't directly responsible for.

[Mal] In that case, the odds
aren't exactly in his favour.

[Boyd] You know him well.

(Engine starting)

[Boyd] Well Jake Doyle, you might
even get out of this alive.

[Jimmy] (Laughing).
We've had quite a day, you and me, huh?

[Jake] Yeah, Jimmy,
we certainly have.

[Jimmy] You broke my leg.
Like, three times.

[Jake] I'm pretty sure one of those
times was actually a fracture.

[Boyd] Jimmy, this is not a good
time to be dicking around.

[Jimmy] Boss, let me at least do it once.
I owe him that.

[Wolf] Jimmy, we got the discs.
Let's just go.

[Jimmy] What can't I
get a little revenge?

[Jake] Jimmy, look out!

(Zap)

[Jimmy] Oh!

[Jimmy] Oh crap. Oh no.

[Jimmy] Boss, I...
I didn't mean to tase you!

[Jake] I'll kill him!

[Boyd] Go, Squires. Go!

[Wolf] We've got to get the
evidence out of here.

[Jake] Did you just
call him Squires?

[Jake] Alright Boyd, I'm pretty
sure I can trust you,

but I can't be 100 per
cent sure, so...

(Tires screeching)

[Jake] I gotta throw you in the
trunk while I go chase your crew.

(Slam)

(Tires screeching)

(Engine revving)

[Jimmy] I can't believe I did that.
I can't friggin believe it!

[Wolf] What?
Lit him up like a Christmas tree?

[♪]

[Jimmy] - We just left him there.
[Donny] - He told us to.

[Wolf] We should go back.

[Jimmy] - He's gonna kill me.
[Donny/Wolf] - Yup.

[♪]

(Phone ringing)

[Jake] Yeah?

[Mal] Jake. Anita Squires.
She died, but she left a husband.

[Jake] Anita Squires is
Donny Squires' wife.

(Cars)

[Donny] They're from Anita. She would have
been wearing a wire the night she was killed.

[Jimmy] Hang on.

(Tires screeching)

[Mal] And that's not all. Rose thinks
Donny is some kind of federal cop.

[Jake] They're all cops!
All of them.

[Jake] Why didn't you tell me you
were all cops, you friggin' idiot?

(Shouting from the trunk)

[Wolf] Turn back
and get the boss.

[Jimmy] Hang on.

(Tires screeching)

[Donny] Why is Jimmy driving?

[Wolf] Yeah, who put the
gimp at the wheel?

[♪]

[Jimmy] I'm just gonna call the boss.
Hang on.

[♪]

(Shouting from the trunk)

[Jake] Sorry!

(Tires screeching)

[Wolf] - Jimmy, b'y!
[Jimmy] - Oh no!

(Crash!)

(Shouting from the GTO's trunk)

(Door sliding open)

(Grunting)

[Wolf] Jimmy's in there.

[Jimmy] This is your
friggin fault Doyle.

[Jake] Alright Jimmy,
listen to me, okay?

I'm not going to lie to you.
This is going to hurt,

but if I don't do it then
we're all gonna die.

[Jimmy] Just do it.

[Jake] Alright, hold on.

(Crack) (Scream)

[Jake] Sorry.

(Crack/scream)

[Jimmy] Oh!

[Jake] Go! Go! Go!

(Explosion)

[Donny] The discs.

♪Yeeeah♪

[Jimmy] (Groan)

[Wolf] Keep still, Jimmy, b'y.

Don't be such a suck.

[Jimmy] - It hurts.
[Wolf] - She knows it hurts.

You're breaking your leg, like
40 times or something.

Drink this and shut up, will ya?

[Des] So wait, you guys are all, like, cop?
Like, even you?

[Wolf] Special
operations under cover.

[Jimmy] Me, Wolf, Donny, Boyd,
we've been working together a

long time. There was one
more of us, but she's gone.

[Donny] Why are we
letting him fix this?

[Jimmy] Yeah, why are we
letting him fix this?

[Des] Uh, because I've been
studying the human body.

[Wolf] Anita. She was the fifth member.
And Donny's wife.

[Jimmy] To Anita.

[Jimmy] Ow! Come on!

I mean I've heard
about you guys,

but I didn't actually know
that you really existed.

[Boyd] You know, I think I
chipped my tooth in the trunk.

[Boyd] Your rear shocks. They're gone.
You know that, right?

[Jake] Yeah, I was supposed to get them fixed.
I'm really sorry.

[Boyd] Aw, that's alright.
The tasering kind of kept me numb anyway.

[Jake] So Anita Squires
was Donny's wife.

[Boyd] Yeah. She followed a case here.

Gun trafficking, out of this
port and across the country.

When Chandler stepped forward, he was
supposed to lead us straight to her killer.

Anita was about to have some huge
breakthrough in the case,

and then we lost contact.
And before we could act...

[Donny] She was killed. Only one person
knew who pulled the trigger. Chandler.

(Car door slamming)

[Donny] And now he's dead, and
all the evidence is gone.

[Jake] Dad.

[Mal] Hey guys. I, uh, copied all
your discs onto this just in case.

Thought it might come in handy.

[Boyd] You're a tad
brighter than your son.

[Jake] Yeah, he has his moments.

[Boyd] Donny.

[♪]

[Tarrent] You signed out the sniper
rifle that killed Chandler.

[Leslie] This isn't
even my hand writing.

[Hood] We found the rifle in your
car, and this in your purse.

[Leslie] Look, I know this doesn't look
good, but I had no reason to kill Chandler.

[Tarrent] Reason?
We can think of one reason.

[Hood] Three payments of 45g's
into an off shore account,

deposited in your name.

[Leslie] What? I didn't know about that.
I wouldn't do this.

[Hood] Not on your own.

[Tarrent] But we know the effect
that Jake Doyle can have on you.

[Hood] Got these from a cctv camera.
Look at what Jake's holding.

Evidence from the Chandler case.

[Tarrent] We believe that you
and Jake Doyle conspired to

murder Albert Chandler, that you pulled the
trigger, and that you were paid to do it.

[Anita] And did you have to
drive your cruiser?

Might as well turn on the siren,
let everyone know I'm under cover.

[Mal] She said "cruiser".

[Anita] So, what did you
want to meet about?

[Boyd] Why is it only picking up
her side of the conversation?

[Anita] ...Investigating the harbor.
Someone's facilitating

guns getting in there. It looks big.
They're using the point as

a huge dropping point. They must have
an inside man. I'm getting close.

[Anita] Wait!
How did you do that, unless--

[Anita] What are you doing?

Wait. No--

(Gun shots)

[Donny] She knew her killer. It was a cop.
We gotta go find them Boyd.

[Mal] Whatever she was trying to uncover
must have been something big to her killer.

[Jake] If her killer was a cop, I think
I've got a way to draw them out.

[♪]

(Doors slamming)

[Mal] So Jake, you have
Chandler's evidence,

and it reveals who
killed Anita Squires?

[Jake] Yes, I do, dad.
And I'm gonna take the evidence and I'm

gonna stash it at that warehouse
on the southside road.

220. 220 southside road, you got it?

[Mal] - 220. Got it. I'll meet you there.
[Jake] - Alright.

[♪]

[Tarrent] I must say, this has turned
out almost better than I'd planned.

[Jake] Well. Well, what a
turd you turned out to be.

[Tarrent] I know. I facilitate
the movement of guns or whatever

through your little seaport, and I'm
paid a generous fee for my trouble.

[Jake] A few causalities here or there,
who cares, right? Nothing major.

[Tarrent] Give me the evidence.

[Jake] Why'd you kill Anita?

[Tarrent] Money, obviously. She was turning
out to be a detriment to my earning skills.

[Jake] Look at you, acting like
some kind of criminal mastermind.

[Tarrent] "Slimy PI Jake Doyle,
and disgraced cop girlfriend,

murder witness for the mob."
Right now, there's

enough evidence on
Leslie Bennett to put her

away for the shooting.
And as for you--

[Donny] Sorry to interrupt
your little moment.

[Jake] Tarrent.

[Wolf] We got enough to put you
away for a long time, brother.

[Donny] Anita Squires was my wife.
Was.

[Donny] Is that the
hand you shot her with?

[Jimmy] Hey, why don't
we call it a day, don?

[Jake] Yeah, listen to the b'ys, Donny.
We got him.

[Donny] Yeah, maybe
you're right.

(Gun shot)

[Tarrent] Oh! You shot me!

[Jake] You drop the gun, Donny.

[Tarrent] Ah! Ah!

[Boyd] Corporal Squires.
Put down your weapon and step back.

[Donny] We need to settle this.

You of all people know that.

[Boyd] Donny, Anita would
not want you to do this.

[Boyd] If you take this any further,
it's not about her any more.

[Donny] This is about Anita.

[Donny] He needs to be held
accountable for what he did to her.

[Boyd] He will. Donny, look at me.

So you winged him a little bit.

It's no big deal at this point.
Nobody here blames you.

[Jake] He's right Donny.
You know, I barely saw anything.

[Wolf] Me either, Donny.

[Jimmy] I'm half-blind and
jacked up on whiskey and pain killers.

Anyway, who am I supposed to
be pointing this at again?

[Boyd] Nobody do anything stupid.
Jimmy? Jimmy?

[Boyd] Nobody do
anything stupid.

[Jake] Listen to him Jimmy.

Let's all just relax, okay?

We'll take some deep breaths.

[Boyd] Don.

[Boyd] I will shoot you.

[Donny] I have to do this Boyd.

[Donny] I have to.

(Bang)

(Bang)

(Bang)

(Shouting & groaning)

[Boyd] Paramedics Wolf. Now.

[♪]

[Boyd] You alright?

[Donny] I I still can't
believe you shot me.

What a tooly thing to
do to buddy, huh?

[Jake] You know?

[Boyd] I thought it
was a fair trade,

flesh wound for
a lifetime in prison.

Only did it because if I lose you, I'm
gonna be the one putting up with Jimmy.

(Quacking)

[Jake] So, Jimmy.
No hard feelings, right?

[Jimmy] You dropped me from a
building, your broke my leg,

you made me taser my boss, and then
you shot me in my good leg.

No hard feelings?
Is that a joke?

[Wolf] Good to see you
again, dick-smack.

[Donny] Hey, thanks for the help.
If it wasn't for you guys,

I probably would have
killed that guy.

[Donny] Listen to me: Pay
your parking tickets, okay?

[Jake] Alright.

[Boyd] You know Jake, if you're ever
looking for a job, give me a call.

[Jake] Well, I appreciate it,
but I've gotta get rid of the

one I got first, and then honestly
I've got no idea what I'm gonna do.

[Boyd] Don't let
fear hold you back.

[Boyd] Let's go.

[Jimmy] Sorry for
tasering you, boss.

[Boyd] I know you didn't
do it on purpose,

and I know you're sorry, okay?
So no harm done.

[Jimmy] Really? Ow!

[Boyd] Do it to me again, I will
douse you in lamp oil,

and I will make a tikki-torch
out of your scrotum.

[♪]

[Jake] So... pint?

[Mal] Oh yeah.

[Jake] You'd better drive.

[Rose] Well, to us?

[Mal] And our last case?

[Rose] Yeah. You know I...

Malachy, I don't think I'm
ready to retire just yet.

[Mal] I mean, we're
not dead, right?

[Mal] There is a lot
of life left in us.

[Rose] I will drink to that.

[Des] Hey, how's it going?
What did I miss?

[Des] Uh, I'll have a lime
and lager, hold the lager.

[Leslie] Well, after the apology for
arresting me, and some other apologies...

[Jake] Like being framed for killing
an eye-witness kind of thing?

[Leslie] Yeah. I'm a sergeant again.
Fully reinstated.

Record's cleared.

[Jake] Well
congratulations to that.

[Leslie] Thank you.

[Leslie] So, are we
gonna be partners?

[Jake] You know, I'm kinda thinking
that maybe I should probably stick

to the things that I'm mediocre at.
In fact, I'd really

appreciate it if you could
return this for me.

[Jake] I mean if it's
not too much trouble.

[Leslie] Sure.

[Leslie] So now that you've
decided to return to civilian

life, let's make a few
things perfectly clear.

[Jake] Okay.

[Leslie] There might have been a
time when I had real feelings for you.

I admit that, and I let
that get in my way.

But I'm not going to let you
get in my way anymore.

[Jake] Leslie--

So get this through your head. Your free
ride in this town is over Jake Doyle.

I even so much as see you cross
the street towards me,

I'm going to become
your worst enemy.

I'll bust you back to the hole
you belong in. Got that?

[Jake] Well now.