Renegade (1992–1997): Season 4, Episode 4 - Most Wanted - full transcript

Cheyenne places a "most eligible bachelor" personals ad for Bobby in a magazine, and they get flooded with responses. However, Bobby finds romance in the strangest of all places, as he falls in love with the victim of a recent automobile accident he was involved in. While all of this is happening, Reno is on the trail of a fugitive, but a strange series of coincidences leads him to believe there may be an ulterior motive to her seduction of Bobby.

Reno:
"FELIPE GROSSMAN...

ALIAS PIERRE MIX,
ALIAS LUTHER LADIGO."

Bobby:
YEAH, THIS GUY'S
REINVENTED HIMSELF

MORE TIMES THAN MADONNA.

STILL, FIVE GRAND
IS FIVE GRAND, RIGHT?

NO, FIVE GRAND
IS TEN GRAND.

CONTRA COSTA DOUBLED
THE BOUNTY LAST MONDAY.

ALL RIGHT,
SLOW DOWN HERE.

NINE...

SEVEN... THERE.

Bobby:
OKAY...



ALL RIGHTY.

MY SOURCES SAY
HE'S HOLED UP IN THE BACK.

YOU SURE THIS IS
A RELIABLE TIP?

YEAH, IT COMES WITH
A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.

KEEP THE MOTOR
RUNNING.

I'M GOING TO GO
FLUSH OUT FELIPE.

OKAY.

HEY, LUTHER LADIGO!

( laughing )

( hooting )

( tires squealing )

( honking )

( honking )

IDIOT! ARE YOU CRAZY?!



OH, GREAT.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

OH, YEAH,
SURE, ME TOO.

JUST GREAT.

THIS IS GOING
TO COST YOU BIG TIME.

( sighs )

HE WAS A COP
AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED
THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST
OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN
HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER,
NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS

A BOUNTY HUNTER

A RENEGADE.

A NOTE CAME OVER THE FAX--

SAID WE'D FIND FELIPE
AT THAT ADDRESS.

WE WERE FOLLOWING
AN ANONYMOUS TIP?

IT WAS RIGHT
ON THE MONEY.

WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?

CONSULT A OUIJA BOARD?

NO, WE'LL USE
FELIPE'S MOTHER.

YOU THINK HIS OWN MOM
WILL RAT HIM OUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S SO PERSUASIVE.

HOLY...

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

Reno:
WHAT, DID THE MAIL TRUCK
BREAK DOWN?

Cheyenne:
NO, NO, NO.

IT'S BROTHER BOB'S...

LUCKY DAY.

Reno:
"BAY CITY'S

MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR?"

LET ME SEE THAT.

COULDN'T
HAVE COME

AT A WORSE TIME TOO.

I GOT TO PREPARE
FOR A TAX AUDIT.

ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE?

THAT'S ME!

YEAH, YOU'RE
A REAL HIT.

YOU'VE GOTTEN
EVERYTHING--

FAXES,
PROPOSALS

GLOSSIES,
LETTERS...

VIDEOTAPES...

LINGERIE...

WAIT A SECOND.

LET ME SEE THIS.

"CALL 555-0171,
IF YOU'D LIKE

TO SEE THIS ON ME."

SEE THAT ON YOU?

NO, THANKS.

( knocking )

( phone ringing )

Cheyenne:
HELLO, SIXKILLER.

( laughs )

IS ROBERT SIXKILLER HERE?

I CAN'T BEAR
TO WATCH THIS.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

HI, BOBBY.

MY NAME IS POLLY.

I'M A GYMNAST.

WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC.

I'M SOMEWHAT OF A PHYSICAL
FITNESS BUFF MYSELF.

WE CAN HAVE
SO MUCH FUN
TOGETHER.

I CAN SEE THAT.

Woman:
POLLY!

Polly:
OH, MY GOD,
MY MOM!

YOU GOT TO HIDE ME QUICK.

YOU LITTLE SNEAK.

SORRY, MOM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
WENT BEHIND MY BACK.

BYE.

( phone ringing )

I'LL BE BACK
FOR YOU, SIXKILLER.

Cheyenne:
I BEG YOUR PARDON.

MY BROTHER IS NOT
THAT KIND OF PERSON.

EXCUSE ME.

THERE'S YOUR MAN.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

AH, LOVE SONNETS.

REPAIR ESTIMATES-- THREE IN ALL.

$6,600!

THAT'S THE LOWBALL.

$8,600-- WHAT'S THIS FOR?

MY CAR-- THE LITTLE
THING YOU SQUISHED.

LAURA...

LAURIE... HAITH.

LAURIE HAITH-- THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU WEREN'T IN THE CAR.

I'M FINE. I JUST WANT
TO GET MY WHEELS FIXED.

BOBBY?

YEAH, WHO IS IT?

PRINCESS DIANA.

TELL HER I'LL
CALL HER BACK.

LISTEN, I'M, UH...

IS ROBERT SIXKILLER IN?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

WELL...

BOBBY, HI.

I'LL JUST
COME BACK.

I'M CALLING
A LAWYER.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS IS MY FAULT.

SO IF YOU LEAVE
THESE ESTIMATES WITH ME

I'LL CALL THE REPAIR SHOP

BECAUSE I KNOW REPAIR SHOPS

BETTER
THAN YOU DO.

HERE'S MY CARD.

"STEAM FITTER."

I'LL BE WAITING.

( laughing )

SHE'S A STEAM FITTER.

YOU'D BETTER WIPE
THOSE TREAD MARKS

OFF YOUR FACE.

OH, YEAH? WELL, TODAY
IS MY DAY, SEE

AND NOTHING'S GOING
TO KEEP ME DOWN.

SO, SIS... BOOK SOME DATES.

Bobby:
I MEAN, THIS WHOLE EVENING

HAS BEEN SO WONDERFUL,
ADRIANNA.

FOR ME TOO, BOBBY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN
A... LONG TIME FOR ME

SINCE I'VE BEEN
SWEPT AWAY LIKE THAT.

I KNOW.

WHAT A PLEASURE TO FORGET

ABOUT EVERYTHING
AND JUST HAVE FUN.

AH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

NOT TO HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
FOR ONE WHOLE EVENING.

THINK ABOUT WHAT?

THE FACT THAT
THEY CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS.

WHO CAN?

THE FOREST SERVICE.

( buzzing )

( door buzzes )

( distant voices hollering )

( clattering )

FELIPE'S NOT HERE.

SO WHAT DID FELIPE DO?

STEAL YOUR GIRL?

KILL YOUR BROTHER?

WRECK YOUR CAR?

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM.

( laughs )

I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE FELIPE IS?

AH, PUTZ COULD BE ANYWHERE.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW HIM?

I'M HIS MOTHER.

WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?

YOU SHOULD TELL ME BECAUSE

YOU'RE HIS MOTHER.

HOW DOES THAT WORK?

HE'S GOT A $10,000 REWARD
ON HIS HEAD.

IT'S OPEN SEASON OUT THERE.

SOME OF MY COMPETITORS--
THEY SHOOT FIRST.

AND IF I TELL YOU
WHERE TO FIND FELIPE

YOU WILL SEE HE'S TURNED IN

UNHARMED?

YOU'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE, HUH?

YEAH.
EVEN BELIEVED IT ONCE OR TWICE.

MUST BE HARD ON A MOTHER.

I KNOW IT WOULD BE HARD ON MINE.

YOU'RE GOOD.

( sighs )

NO, MA'AM.

I'M JUST BEING STRAIGHT
WITH YOU.

OKAY.

THEN I'LL TELL YOU.

HE'S HOLED UP

ON BLANCHARD AVENUE.

PLACE USED TO BE

THE SINGAPORE TRADING COMPANY.

THANKS.

YOU CAN COME BACK FOR SUPPER
IF YOU'D LIKE.

I'VE GOT TO GET
IN TO SEE HIM.
OH, BOBBY...

Cheyenne:
THANK YOU FOR COMING.

I WILL TELL HIM TONIGHT.

I PROMISE.

THANK YOU.

BYE-BYE.

COAST IS CLEAR.

SIS?

THIS IS GETTING INTENSE.

BE CAREFUL FOR
WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

YOU MAY GET IT.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO.

OSCAR WILDE.

SO, SIS. HOW DO I LOOK?

STUNNING.

DO YOU THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

THREE DATES
IN ONE NIGHT?

SO MANY WOMEN...

DON'T YOU DARE SAY,
"SO LITTLE TIME."

SO YOU TALKED TO ALL THREE
OF THESE LOVELY LADIES?

YEAH. I FELT LIKE THE SCREENER
ON MIDNIGHT RADIO.

NONE OF THEM WERE
INTO CHANNELING MARTIANS

OR THOUGHT COLIN POWELL
WAS A PAWN OF INSECTS?

CONSIDERING THAT THEY
ALL PROPOSED VIA E-MAIL

THEY SEEM PRETTY COOL.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU

SIS?

OH, NO.

NOT THE GYMNAST.

IT'S LAURIE HAITH,
THE GIRL YOU HIT.

I'M SO LATE

AS IT IS!

HI.

HI.

COME ON IN.

HI, MISS HAITH. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
GO THROUGH YOUR ESTIMATES

BUT I'M KIND OF RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE.

I HAVE A PROPOSITION
FOR YOU.

OH?

MY COUSIN'S FIANCEE
WORKS IN A BODY SHOP

AND FOR 3,700,
HE CAN SET ME UP IN AN '88 CAMRY

WHICH IS A HELL
OF LOT BETTER THAN
THE HEAP YOU TRASHED.

SO YOU'RE SAYING I CAN GET OUT
OF THIS WHOLE MESS CLEAN

FOR 3,700?

IF YOU WANT.

YOU KIDDING?
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

SIS, COULD YOU WRITE HER
A CHECK PLEASE?

I DO APPRECIATE THAT.

THANK YOU.

YEAH. WELL, WHEN
I HEARD ABOUT YOU

BEING A BOUNTY HUNTER

AND HOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO
NAIL THAT CREEP, I COOLED DOWN.

WELL, YOU'RE VERY UNDERSTANDING.
THANK YOU.

IT TAKES A LOT OF GUTS
TO GO AFTER THOSE PSYCHOS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

( soft chuckle )

HERE YOU GO.

OH, THANKS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

LISTEN, UH, MISS HAITH

I APOLOGIZE,
BECAUSE I'M RUNNING LATE

BUT...

IT WAS REALLY A PLEASURE
RUNNING INTO YOU.

BYE.

BYE.

SO, WHEN DID
YOU MOVE

TO BAY CITY?

( crying )

AND THE MEDICATION HAS
MADE SUCH A DIFFERENCE!

NOW, BEFORE DESSERT

HERE'S YOUR COPY
OF THE PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS

MY LAWYER'S SITTING
RIGHT OVER THERE.

( rattling )

GOING TO PRACTICE?

HERE'S AN EXTRA 20.

THANKS.

HI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IT'S A LONG STORY.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D LISTEN.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT COMES WITH A SPECTACULAR
MIDNIGHT SUPPER.

I'D BETTER HEAR A LITTLE BIT
OF THE STORY FIRST.

OKAY.

WELL...

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS

THIS TALL, HANDSOME,
NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN MAN

WHO WAS DINING IN A VERY
ELEGANT RESTAURANT WITH...

...WITH A BEVY
OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

ACTUALLY ONE.

AT A TIME.

ANYWAY...

AND EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT.

THE RESTAURANT WAS ELEGANT.

WELL, IT SOUNDS HEAVENLY.

ONLY ONE
SMALL PROBLEM.

YOU SEE,
THE INDIAN COULDN'T EAT.

BECAUSE?

BECAUSE HE WAS
WITH THE WRONG COMPANY.

( chuckles )

I'LL SET UP THE CARD TABLE.

SO, IS THIS
YOUR STANDARD METHOD

FOR MEETING WOMEN?

SMASHING THEIR VEHICLES?

NO, NO. YOU SEE, I'VE ONLY
DONE THAT TWICE BEFORE.

( both laugh )

WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING,
IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING.

REALLY? WHY IS THAT?

YOUR OFFICE-- IT IS
LIKE STAR SEARCH THERE.

THAT'S BECAUSE
OF THAT ARTICLE.

WHAT ARTICLE?

OH...

WHAT?

I'M SO EMBARRASSED
ABOUT IT NOW, IT'S...

( grunts playfully )

ALL RIGHT.

THEY DID THIS ARTICLE

ON BAY CITY'S
MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS.

( both laugh )

GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

OH, WHAT A SAD COMMENTARY
ON THE MALE POPULATION, HUH?

OH, STOP. IT'S BEEN
A DREAM COME TRUE, RIGHT?

IN THE BEGINNING

BUT IT'S TURNED
INTO A NIGHTMARE.

OH, COME ON!

YOU ARE LOVING IT!

MM.

I DON'T LIKE
BEING CHASED BY WOMEN

BECAUSE I'M ON A TOP-TEN LIST.

YEAH. I CAN SEE YOUR POINT.

SO ANYWAY,
THERE I WAS TONIGHT

IN A PERFECT SITUATION,
DRESSED TO THE NINES

WISHING THAT I WAS WITH YOU.

HMM.

AND NOW YOU ARE.

YEAH.

( grunts )

MOM SAYS HI.

HI. MY NAME'S DOLORES

AND I'M LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS,
INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP.

I think all relationships

should be based on...
like total honesty.

So, before things
go any further between us

I think
you should see exactly...

what you're

getting into.

ROBERT J. SIXKILLER...

YOU SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

WELL, THIS YOUNG LADY
WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE

TO MAKE THIS TAPE.

THE LEAST I COULD
DO IS... WATCH IT.

RIGHT. YOU GOT A HEART
AS BIG AS ALL OUTDOORS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

PICNIC.

NOT HORSESHOE CANYON?

MAYBE.

WHO'S THE LUCKY LADY?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
GOT DROP-KICKED
BY AN ELEPHANT.

REALLY? THAT'S
WHAT I FEEL LIKE.

I TAKE IT YOU
MET UP WITH FELIPE?

YEAH, I DID. HE WAS WAITING
FOR ME, BUT LOOK AT THIS.

I GOT THIS OFF HIM.

"6:30 SHARP,
6955 BAYSHORE DRIVE," SO WHAT?

IT'S WHERE WE
ALMOST GOT HIM BEFORE.

SO, MAYBE HE
WAS MEETING SOMEBODY?

LOOK AT THIS HANDWRITING.

Bobby:
MAYBE IT
WAS HIS MOTHER.

YOU NEED A NEUROLOGICAL WORKUP.

COME ON, BOBBY.

CAN WE TALK LATER?

HE'S GOT A DATE.

( knocking )

BACHELORETTE NUMBER THREE?

MORE LIKE 23.

HI. I GOT HERE EARLY,
SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY.

WELL, GREAT.
COME ON LET'S GO.

AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INTRODUCE US?

WE'VE ALREADY MET.

YOU'RE THE GIRL
FROM THE ACCIDENT.

OR, LAURIE HAITH,
AS I'M USUALLY KNOWN.

HI.

OKAY, LET'S GO.

OH, WAIT, BOBBY.

DON'T FORGET YOUR PHONE.

THANK YOU.

UH-HUH.

BYE.

HE'S DATING THE GIRL
FROM THE ACCIDENT?

I THINK IT'S SWEET.

RIGHT. IT'S PROBABLY
A NEGOTIATING PLOY.

HE'S GOING TO TRY
TO TALK HER DOWN.

GO FIND FELIPE.

Bobby:
SO, WHEN THAT HAPPENED...
HE CHASED ME OFF THE RESERVATION

( chuckling ):
AND THAT'S WHEN I
JOINED THE MARINES.

THAT'S SOME STORY.

YEAH.

BUT I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

WELL, MY STORY'S
A REAL LAUGH RIOT.

GO AHEAD AND TRY ME.

GREW UP IN NEW MEXICO,
AND MY DAD WAS A COP.

WHEN I WAS NINE
YEARS OLD, HE GOT
SHOT UP PRETTY BAD

AND HE TOOK DISABILITY,
AND HE RETIRED FROM THE FORCE.

THEN MY PARENTS
DIVORCED TWO YEARS LATER

AND... THEN MY DAD
KILLED HIMSELF.

I'M SORRY.

AND, UH, MY MOM
REMARRIED THIS... JERK

AND JUST TO SPITE THEM

THE DAY BEFORE I GRADUATED
FROM HIGH SCHOOL

I RAN OFF
WITH MY BAD-BOY BOYFRIEND.

DO I HEAR SNORING?

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

THEN WE HEADED
FOR LOS ANGELES

BUT WE WERE BROKE BY
THE TIME WE HIT SAN DIEGO.

HOW DID YOU BECOME
A STEAM FITTER?

THAT'S JUST
THE FIRST THING
THAT CAME ALONG.

IT'S JUST FOR NOW.

I GOT MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA

AND I'M TAKING NIGHT COURSES
AT SAN DIEGO STATE.

WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?

TO BE A NURSE.

WOW, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

I'VE JUST SEEN SO MUCH PAIN
AND SO MUCH SUFFERING

THAT I WANT TO DO WHAT I CAN
TO WIPE SOME OF IT AWAY.

GOOD FOR YOU.

I JUST DON'T WANT

TO WASTE MY LIFE, BOBBY.

NEITHER DO I.

CHEY, IT'S RENO. I'M MAKING
A MOVE ON FELIPE.

I'm at his mom's house.

Get over here fast.

THAT'S WAY NORTH OF HERE.

IT'LL TAKE ME 40 MINUTES.

BOBBY'S AT HORSESHOE CANYON.
CALL HIM.

HE WON'T LIKE IT.

I won't like it

IF THIS WEASEL SLIPS THE NET.

Call him, Chey.

( phone ringing )

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

JUST LET IT GO,
BOBBY, OKAY?

I CAN'T.

( clearing throat )

YEAH?

BOBBY, IT'S ME. RENO'S ABOUT
TO NAIL FELIPE WHAT'S-HIS-NAME.

CONGRATULATIONS. BYE.

No wait.

HE NEEDS BACKUP NOW.

SIS, YOU HANDLE IT, OKAY?

I'M TOO FAR AWAY.

I'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME.

YOU'RE PRACTICALLY THERE.

We don't want to lose this guy
a third time, do we, Bobby?

NO. WE DON'T.

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?

1312 23rd STREET.

Why don't you give me
ten minutes, okay?

GUESS WHO.

SURPRISE, MA, IT'S ME.

MA, LISTEN, DON'T GET MAD, OKAY?

I KNOW I PROMISED
I WOULDN'T COME BACK.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

I'M ON A LATE BUS
TO TUCSON, OKAY?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE ARTICHOKES
SO I GOT THE ASPARAGUS INSTEAD.

THE GUY SAID THAT THEY
WERE VERY FRESH.

MA, LISTEN

YOU KNOW THE LONG HAIR?

HE WALKED RIGHT INTO IT.

JUST LIKE YOU SAID--

WHACK! I LAID HIM OUT.

LIKE HE JUST DROPPED
LIKE A RAG DOLL.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, MA.
IT WAS GREAT.

I'LL SET EVERYTHING UP.

I'LL GET IT...

IT'S OVER, TOUGH GUY.

( yells )

NOT THIS TIME.

THIS TIME, IT'S HARD TIME.

OH!

DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE MOM
WILL VISIT YOU IN PRISON.

Bobby:
GO AHEAD AND RUN THIS GUY IN

AND DON'T COME HOME
WITHOUT A CHECK.

OH, AND REMEMBER...

I KNOW.
DOUBLE BOUNTY, TEN GRAND.

I JUST HOPE HE KEEPS
HIS MOUTH SHUT

SO I DON'T HAVE TO KILL HIM.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO GO
UNTIE HIS MA.

ALL RIGHT, MAN.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY.

TAKE ME HOME, BOBBY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.

WELL, WHY NOT?
I THOUGHT WE WERE SO, UH...

I JUST CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS--
THE CAR CHASES AND THE GUNFIGHTS

AND THE WRECKS
AND THE BRAWLS.

I'VE JUST HAD ENOUGH VIOLENCE
IN MY LIFE ALREADY. WE'RE OVER.

LAURIE...

WAIT A MINUTE.

LAURIE!

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
A REAL SICKO.

HE TIED UP MY MOTHER.

DOES HE DO THAT TO YOU?

HI, PETE.

CHEY.

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

FELIPE GROSSMAN.

BOBBY CALLED IT IN.

I GOT YOUR PAPER WORK
RIGHT HERE.

GREAT, 'CAUSE
I CAN'T STAND

ANOTHER MINUTE
OF THIS CREEP.

YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

MM-HMM.

LET'S SEE.

ALIAS PIERRE MIX

ALIAS LAWRENCE SNIDECH.

YOU GOT SOME IMAGINATION
THERE, FEL.

I'M TAKING
A DRAMA CLASS.

THERE YOU GO.

THANKS.

AND... THIS IS FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS CHECK IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FOR $10,000.

THERE'S A DOUBLE BOUNTY
ON THIS TROLL.

LET ME CHECK.

OH, LITTLE CHEYENNE

THE SHY MISTRESS,
THE ALBINO INJUN

TAKING A PAY CUT, HUH?

( giggles )

HE'S BEEN COMPLAINING
OF CRAMPS.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, CHEY

BUT THAT'S THE BOUNTY--
FIVE GRAND.

IT WAS NEVER DOUBLED.

HEY, RENO.

HOW'D IT GO?

WEIRD.

THE BOUNTY ON GROSSMAN
WAS ONLY 5,000.

BOBBY SWORE IT DOUBLED.

I KNOW. I SAW
THE FAX MYSELF--

OFFICIAL STATIONERY

AND EVERYTHING.

SOMEBODY FAKED A BOUNTY BUMP?

IT WAS PROBABLY A
BUREAUCRATIC SCREW-UP.

NO. A NOTE TELLING THE BOUNTY
WHERE TO GO TO MAKE HIS BUST?

AN ANONYMOUS TIP FOR FREE?

A DOUBLE BOUNTY
THAT WAS NEVER DOUBLED?

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

SOMEBODY WANTS US
TO FIND FELIPE GROSSMAN.

WHO?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT? SAY IT.

I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT LAURIE.

LAURIE?

SHE WAS AWFULLY FORGIVING
ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.

RENO...

WHICH HAPPENED JUST AS WE
WERE ABOUT TO CATCH GROSSMAN.

MAYBE THAT
NEUROLOGICAL WORKUP

ISN'T A BAD IDEA.

HE WRECKS HER CAR

PRACTICALLY RUNS HER OVER

THEN THEY'RE THE HAPPIEST COUPLE
IN THE WORLD.

WILL YOU STOP IT?

I'LL BET A WOMAN
WROTE FELIPE'S NOTE.

BUT WHY?
SHE WASN'T OUT HUSBAND HUNTING.

BOBBY SAID SHE DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THE ARTICLE.

RENO, THIS IS
A GOOD THING.

I'M HAPPY FOR BOBBY.

CAN'T YOU BE?

( sighs )

Bobby:
LAURIE, THIS KIND OF THING
DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY DAY.

MOST OF THE TIME,
I'M SITTING BEHIND MY DESK

WITH THE PHONE IN MY EAR.

SO, BOUNTY HUNTING'S JUST
PENCIL PUSHING, HUH?

NO, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.

IT'S NO USE, BOBBY.

OH, DON'T SAY THAT.

ONE OF US HAS TO.

IF IT BOTHERS YOU THAT MUCH

I'LL QUIT THE BUSINESS.

YOU'LL WHAT?

I'LL STOP BEING
A BOUNTY HUNTER.

IT'S YOUR LIFE.

NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S MY JOB.

I'VE GOT PLENTY OF MONEY

AND A LOT OF OUTSIDE INTERESTS.

WE'VE JUST MET AND YOU'RE
THROWING AWAY YOUR CAREER?

YEAH.

WHY?

BECAUSE I'VE MET
A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.

NOBODY MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY THAT YOU DO.

ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT ME

AND SEE THE WITCH
THAT TURNED YOU

INTO A COUCH POTATO.

NEVER HAPPEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I DON'T WANT TO
GET IN THE WAY.

YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE.

IT'S WHAT MAKES
YOU WHO YOU ARE

AND I JUST DON'T WANT

TO KILL
THE THING I LOVE.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

I'M GLAD YOU DID.

TAKE ME HOME.

NO.

LET ME TAKE YOU TO MY HOME.

JUST YOU AND ME.

PLEASE GIVE ME THAT CHANCE.

DID YOU FIND
ANYTHING INTERESTING?

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO LOOK.

WELL, DON'T LET ME STOP YOU.

THANKS JUST THE SAME.

I EMBARRASS EASILY.

SO, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

FELIPE GROSSMAN.

WHO'S THAT?

THE BOUNTY WE NAILED.

DO YOU KNOW HIM?

NO. GET OUT OF MY PLACE.

LAURIE, IF I'M READING
YOU WRONG, I APOLOGIZE.

I'M JUST BEING CAREFUL
FOR BOBBY.

YEAH, SURE.

IT'S NO REFLECTION ON ME.

VINCE?

DOES BOBBY KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

Bobby:
WHAT DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE DOING, HUH?

BREAKING INTO HER HOUSE--

HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST IT?!

SOMETHING BAD IS GOING
ON HERE-- THE NOTE...

OH, NOT AGAIN, RENO.

DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU
THAT SHE'D NEVER SEEN

THE TEN MOST ELIGIBLE ARTICLE?

SO?!

I FOUND A COPY
IN HER APARTMENT.

SURE. I GAVE IT TO HER.

THEN WHY WAS IT
STUFFED IN A DRAWER?

HERE YOU GO AGAIN
WITH THOSE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

GO PITCH THEM
TO OLIVER STONE.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.

I'M NOT INTERESTED!

STAY AWAY FROM HER. GOT IT?

YEAH, I GOT IT.

CHEY, YOU GOT TO TAKE
A LOOK AT SOMETHING FOR ME.

I CAN'T, RENO.

I GOT TO FINISH
FOR THIS DAMN AUDIT.

THIS WILL JUST
TAKE A MINUTE, OKAY?

HERE.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

LAURIE'S
APARTMENT.

I CLIMBED IN
THROUGH THE WINDOW.

YOU HAD NO RIGHT.

YOU ARE WAY
OUT OF LINE HERE.

AM I?

TAKE A LOOK.

THIS IS THE
INSCRIPTION
ON THE BACK

AND THIS IS
THE SCRAP OF PAPER
THAT FELIPE HAD.

THE WRITING'S
ALMOST IDENTICAL.

MAYBE IT WAS WRITTEN
BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK.

RENO, LISTEN, BOBBY
IS REALLY FAR GONE

ON THIS GIRL.

THE MORE REASON
TO BE CAREFUL.

WILL YOU JUST LET HIM
ENJOY THIS

FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

I WILL IF YOU HELP ME.

HELP ME CLEAR THIS UP

AND I'LL BE THE BEST MAN
AT HIS WEDDING.

WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

BAIL OUT FELIPE.

HELLO, LOVELY LADY.

HIYA. SO WHERE
ARE WE GOING?

WELL...

TO A CABIN THAT I OWN
IN THE MOUNTAINS.

COME ON.

ANY ESCAPED CONS AROUND?

NOT A SINGLE ONE.

OH, MY GOSH.

Felipe:
YOU KNOW, CHEYENNE,
I REALLY HAVE TO TELL YOU

I'M TOUCHED THAT YOU
COULD BUST ME OUT THIS WAY.

DO YOU HAVE A GUILTY CONSCIENCE
OR SOMETHING?

MAYBE YOU REALIZED
FELIPE'S NOT SUCH
A BAD GUY AFTER ALL.

IS THAT IT?

IS THERE SOMETHING

LIKE, PERSONAL
GOING ON HERE, MAYBE, HUH?

COME ON.

OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

OH, BABY.

SORRY.

OH, I LOVE THIS.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS
JUST MY STYLE.

( kissing noises )

( grunts )

( laughs )

I LOVE WHAT I'M GOING
TO DO TO YOU, BABY.

OH, BABY, I'M GOING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL SO GOOD.

BYE, FELIPE.
IT'S BEEN A HOOT.

UH...

OOH, THAT...

CHEYENNE, WHERE YOU GOING?

OH, I SEE.

YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK
WITH OLD FELIPE.

ALL RIGHT, BABY.

COME AND GET IT.

THAT APPROACH
REALLY WORK FOR YOU?

WHO'S THAT?

SIT DOWN.

WATCH CLOSELY.

CAN WE TALK?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?

THAT AIN'T MINE.

MAN, YOU ARE A SLOW LEARNER.

ALL RIGHT!

THIS LADY GIVE IT TO ME.

I NEVER SAW HER
BEFORE.

A GUY AT LOMPOC
SET IT UP.

WHAT'S HER NAME?

I DON'T KNOW.
SHE NEVER SAID.

THIS HER?

YEAH.

COME HERE.

LOOK, SHE KNOWS I NEED MONEY
TO GET OUT OF TOWN.

SHE SAID IF I SET
THE REDSKIN UP AT THE WAREHOUSE

SHE'LL GIVE ME
TWO GRAND.

WHY'S SHE DOING ALL THIS?

I KNEW YOU WERE GOING
TO ASK ME THAT.

LISTEN, YOU CAN
TURN ME

INTO TOOTHPICKS.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL TELL YOU
THIS, THOUGH--

SHE AIN'T NONE TOO FOND
OF YOUR FRIEND THE CHIEF.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

IT IS SO
BEAUTIFUL HERE.

MMM.

YOU KNOW, FOR DINNER, I THOUGHT
THAT MAYBE WE'D DRIVE TO...

OH, PLEASE,
CAN WE STAY IN?

SURE. LET ME SEE
IF I CAN CALL SOMEBODY

WHO CAN BRING US
SOME GROCERIES, OKAY?

( clicking )

SOMETHING WRONG?

PHONE'S DEAD. HMM.

OH, PLUG'S BROKEN OFF.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING.

GET ANYTHING
OUT OF FELIPE?

YEAH, SHE HIRED
HIM AS BAIT.

STAGED THE ACCIDENT.

MAYBE SHE'S
DESPERATE TO MARRY

A NATIVE-AMERICAN
MILLIONAIRE.

THIS IS NO JOKE.

BUT WHY, RENO?

WHY WOULD SHE DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

FELIPE SAID IT WAS PERSONAL.

WHERE'S BOBBY?
I HAVE NO IDEA.

CALL HIM.

HE TOLD ME NOT
TO DISTURB HIM.

WELL, HE DIDN'T TELL ME.

( car phone rings )

GUESS HE REALLY DIDN'T
WANT TO BE DISTURBED.

( ringing )

HIS LITTLE JOKE.

HILARIOUS.

SO HOW DOES FELIPE
KNOW LORI?

SAID SOME CON
INTRODUCED THEM.

HE I.D.'d HER
OFF A PICTURE.

WHAT PICTURE?

THE PICTURE
YOU WOULDN'T LOOK AT.

THE PICTURE WITH LORI'S
HANDWRITING ON THE BACK.

OKAY, MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT.

YOU SURE FELIPE'S
NOT LYING?

YEAH, TRUST ME.

WAIT...

LET ME SEE THIS.

OH, MY GOD!

Bobby:
TERRY METZGER.

THAT'S RIGHT, BOBBY,
TERRY METZGER.

AND IT'S TERRY'S FACE
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE

WHILE YOU DIE.

TERRY METZGER WAS A BOUNTY
WE TOOK DOWN FOUR YEARS AGO.

HE KNOCKED OVER THE PAYROLL
AT HARBORSIDE PLAZA MALL.

I REMEMBER THAT.

KILLED TWO GUARDS
IN THE PROCESS?

JUST FOR FUN.

TERRY WAS ONE SOUL-DEAD JERK.

IS THIS IT, BOBBY?

IS THIS THE GUN
YOU USED TO KILL TERRY?

IS IT?

YES, IT IS.

SO, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO DO WITH METZGER?

WELL, YOU'RE THE DETECTIVE

WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT?

YOU SHOT HIM
TWICE, REMEMBER?

FIRST IN THE, UH, LEG...

AND THEN

IN THE GUT.

SPENT THREE YEARS
LEARNING TO SHOOT
ONE OF THESE.

SHOOT IT WELL ENOUGH

SO I CAN HIT EXACTLY
WHERE I WANT IT TO.

FIRST...

IN THE LEG.

BOBBY MUST HAVE HINTED

AS TO WHERE HE WAS GOING.

WHEN I CAME IN
THIS MORNING

HE WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE.

SAYING?

ASKING WHETHER HIS HEATING OIL

WAS DELIVERED.

BEAR SPRINGS.

HIS CABIN.

HANG ON TO YOUR LUNCH.

ACTUALLY, YOU'RE
GETTING OFF EASY.

I WAS GOING TO TAKE
YOU ON THE JOY RIDE

OF YOUR LIFE.

OH?

WHAT AM I MISSING?

I WAS GOING TO MAKE
YOU FALL SO DEEP
IN LOVE WITH ME

YOU'D THINK YOU WERE
AT CENTER OF THE EARTH.

YOU'VE DONE A PRETTY
GOOD JOB OF THAT.

AND THEN I WAS GOING
TO MARRY YOU

AND SLOWLY CRUSH YOUR HEART
TO DUST.

AND WHEN YOU'D BEEN THROUGH
ENOUGH HELL

I WAS GOING TO KILL YOU

AND INHERIT
ALL OF YOUR FILTHY MONEY.

I'M SORRY I SCREWED UP
YOUR PLANS, LAURIE.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S
YOUR PAL VINCE'S FAULT.

HE WAS JUST GETTING
A LITTLE TOO WISE.

I'M SORRY WHAT
HAPPENED TO TERRY.

BUT HE CHOSE THE WAY HE LIVED.

AND YOU CHOSE
THE WAY HE DIED.

HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE?

Cheyenne:
TEN MINUTES.

MAKE IT FIVE.

HOW'D YOU GET METZGER?

BOBBY AND I TRACKED HIM
TO A HUNTING LODGE.

THERE WAS A GUNFIGHT.

BOBBY WOUNDED HIM BAD,
REAL BAD.

ANYWAY, WE WAITED HIM OUT
FOR TWO LONG DAYS.

I KNOW HOW TERRY HUNG ON
AND HOW HE SUFFERED.

WITHOUT MEDICINE,
WITHOUT DOCTORS

WITHOUT PAINKILLERS.

FOR 38 HOURS.

HE HELD HIS GUTS IN
WITH HIS HAND.

DID YOU EVER
THINK ABOUT THAT?

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE?

YES.

YOU WON'T HAVE
TO IMAGINE IT ANYMORE.

IN A MINUTE, YOU ARE
GOING TO KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT IT'S LIKE.

THEN I'M GOING TO SIT
DOWN RIGHT THERE

AND I AM GOING
TO WATCH YOU DIE

FOR 38 HOURS.

LAURIE, TERRY WAS
A MURDERER. HE KILLED...

NO!

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HIM.

HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'LL
GET AWAY WITH THIS?

( laughs ):
DO YOU THINK I CARE
ABOUT GETTING AWAY?

ONCE YOU'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH

THEY CAN DO TO ME
WHATEVER THEY LIKE.

YOUR NAME ISN'T LAURIE, IS IT?

IT'S RACHEL.

TERRY'S WIFE.

CONGRATULATIONS!

HERE'S YOUR REWARD.

DROP IT!

( gunshot )

( sighs )

SHE WAS WAY PAST
CONVERSATION, RENO.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

( clears throat )

BUT, UH... I'M THINKING
ABOUT BECOMING A MONK.

COME ON, LET'S GET
YOU OUT OF HERE.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM?

NOT SINCE YESTERDAY.

YOU?

NO CARDS, NO CALLS?

WHERE WOULD HE
SEND YOU A CARD?

I DON'T KNOW.

RENO, HE WAS SO
WEIRD IN THERE

JUST LYING IN BED,
NOT TALKING.

ALMOST LIKE IT
WASN'T BOBBY.

I DON'T GET IT.

WELL, UH, GOOD
MORNING, CAMPERS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

I NEEDED SOME TIME
TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

WE WERE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU, MAN.

WORRIED ABOUT ME? WHAT FOR?
I'M FINE.

I GET RID OF THIS THING
IN ABOUT A WEEK.

GREAT.

SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU, BOBBY.

IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU, SIS.

YOU KNOW, RENO,
I WANTED TO SAY

THAT I WAS...

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING.

I WAS A FOOL NOT TO LISTEN.

IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT OKAY.

AND YOU IGNORE ME
AND NOW I KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

EXCEPT THAT I'M RIGHT
TO IGNORE YOU.

( horn honks )

OLD INDIAN SAYING:

WARRIOR MUST GET BACK
UPON HORSE THAT THREW HIM.

CAPISCE?

I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH.