Renegade (1992–1997): Season 4, Episode 18 - Love Hurts - full transcript

HEY, LITTLE SISTER.

HI, HONEY.

YOU LONELY?

YEAH, YOU KNOW IT.

WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH THE CHARGE?

$6,000
ON THE NOSE.

THEY'RE
KEEPING YOUR CELL

NICE AND COZY,
LAFONSO

SO IF YOU
DON'T PASS GO

THEN YOU DON'T
COLLECT $200.

WHAT ABOUT MY $200?



HEY, YOU!

YOU SET ME UP!

DAMN STRAIGHT.

YEAH, YOU GOT A WEAKNESS
FOR REDHEADS.

TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS.

( screams )

( tires squeal )

HEY, TAKE IT EASY.

Lafonso:
HEY, SIXKILLER, WHAT KIND
OF JOB YOU RUNNING HERE?

THIS AIN'T NO POLICE STATION.

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

GOT TO GET
SOMETHING.

THAT'S AGAINST
MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!

WAIT A MINUTE...



WRAP YOUR HANDS
AROUND THE POLE.

LET'S GO, COME ON.

( grunts )

NOW, IF YOU SHOULD
MAKE ANY NOISE

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LATEST FAD--
BRAIN PIERCING.

FREEZE!

MOM?

HE WAS A COP
AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED
THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST
OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN
HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER,
NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS

A BOUNTY HUNTER

A RENEGADE.

AMANDA SIXKILLER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU.

THAT'S SOME WELCOME.

OH, I'M SORRY.

( laughing )

OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.

WELL, YOU HAVE.

OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC.

OH, DARN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WELL, CHEY'S NOT HERE.

SHE'S ON VACATION IN HAWAII.

OH, WHAT A SHAME.

IT'S OKAY.

WE'LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT
TELL ME WHY YOU'RE HERE.

WELL, THAT IS ANOTHER SURPRISE.

BOBBY!

( woman laughing )

HI!

OH, THIS IS
MY SURPRISE.

I DROVE
BRITTY DOWN HERE

ALL THE WAY
FROM ARIZONA.

Lafonso:
WHAT'S TAKING
SO LONG?!

WHO'S THAT?

SOME HOMELESS GUY CHAINED
HIMSELF TO A POLE.

NO, IT'S ACTUALLY
ONE OF MY CLIENTS.

REALLY?

OH, BOBBY, I CAN'T
BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO!

YOU GET TO SEE IT
FROM THE INSIDE.

COME ON,
LET'S GO.

Brittney:
WHAT A RUSH, MAN!

OH, SO ARE THERE
ACTUAL CRIMINALS

WALKING AROUND
THE STATION?

I MEAN, WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?

CAN YOU TALK TO THEM?

DO THEY FRISK YOU?

Amanda:
WHAT IS GOING ON?

I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I WANT YOU TWO

TO STAY HERE
AND WAIT FOR ME.

COME ON,
CAN'T WE GO IN?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

ISN'T THIS EXCITING?

HEY, LYLE, WHAT'S ALL
THE FEEDING FRENZY, HUH?

WAITING FOR A BREAK
ON THIS PSYCHO RAPIST.

OH, THE GUY WHO DOES HIS
VICTIMS IN THEIR OWN BEDROOM?

YEAH-- I MIGHT CALL HIM
THE "BOUDOIR RAPIST."

NICE, LYLE.

THESE BOZOS IN BLUE,
THEY CAN'T GET A THING ON HIM.

DON'T WORRY, THEY WILL.

TAKE CARE.

Bobby:
LET'S SEE... WHAT ELSE
ON THAT COLORFUL MR. SHACK?

YEAH, I GAVE YOU
ALL THE PAPERWORK.

THAT ABOUT DOES IT.

I GUESS HE'S ALL YOURS.

ALL RIGHT.

HI, THERE.

I TOLD YOU TO WAIT
FOR ME IN THE CAR.

I HAD TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

WHO'S YOUR, UH,
NEW OPERATIVE?

DENNY, THIS IS BRITTNEY,
MY COUSIN.

BRITTY,
DENNY MARTIN.

HI, HOW YOU DOING?

GETTING BETTER.

Lafonso:
YOU KNOW, SUGAR?

YOU'D LOOK BETTER
WITH RED HAIR.

ENOUGH STYLING TIPS.

WHERE DO YOU WANT HIM?

YOU CAN BRING HIM UP TO GERRY.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

AT LEAST CONSIDER
HENNA REDS.

GET YOUR BALD
HEAD UP THERE.

GET OFF ME, JACK!

WHAT A CHARMER.

( laughs )

SO, YOU'RE CHEY'S COUSIN?

YEP, JUST CAME UP HERE
TO GO TO COLLEGE.

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW OF ANY CLUBS

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
WOULD YOU?

SURE, YEAH, I DO.

YOU SHOULD COME OUT
WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS TONIGHT.

I CAN'T.

UM... FAMILY THINGS.

Bobby:
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

BRITTY, YOU MIGHT BE
MY LUCKY CHARM.

YOU SEE, MR. LAFONSO SHACK
IS WANTED IN KENTUCKY

FOR BURNING DOWN
A BOWLING ALLEY

WHICH GIVES US AN EXTRA TEN Gs.

Brittney:
RIGHT ON!

LET'S GO SPEND IT.

TALK TO YOU LATER.

SEE YOU SOON, BOBBY.

BYE.

BYE-BYE.

OH, ROBERT,
THIS IS SO LOVELY.

AND THIS IS JUST
THE BEGINNING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, AS OF WEDNESDAY MORNING

I START AS A FRESHMAN
AT SAN DIEGO STATE.

FOR THE NEXT
FOUR YEARS

I AM GOING TO BE
RIGHT IN YOUR BACKYARD.

FOUR YEARS?

YOU'RE STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE
ABOUT THOSE STUPID EARRINGS?

THEY WERE
KIND OF EXPENSIVE, BRITTY.

WELL, IT WAS KIND
OF AN ACCIDENT.

GOOD EVENING.

I'LL BE YOUR SERVER
FOR THE NIGHT.

MAY I TAKE
YOUR ORDER?

MOTHER, THIS IS ON ME, SO ORDER
ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES.

THANK YOU, DARLING.

I'LL HAVE THE, UH, GAZPACHO
AND THE GRILLED SALMON, PLEASE.

Bobby:
BRITTY?

I WILL HAVE A DOZEN
OF THESE HAMA HAMA OYSTERS

WITH SOME OF THAT BLACK STUFF...

CAVIAR?

THAT'S THE JUNK.

AND... I'D LIKE

A SURF AND TURF SORT OF THING.

COULD YOU GUYS
PUT TWO THINGS TOGETHER?

I HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR BOTH.

OH, THAT'S FINE.

AND FOR YOU,
MR. SIXKILLER?

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

OH, THAT
WAS SCRUMPTIOUS.

HOW WAS THE CAVIAR?

SALTY.

BRITTY, YOU FOLLOW
US IN THE JAG.

I'M GOING TO RIDE
WITH ROBERT.

OKAY.

Bobby:
ALL RIGHT, MOM, LET'S HAVE IT.

Amanda:
WHAT?

I GOT A STRANGE FEELING

THAT YOU WANT TO TALK
TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING.

BOBBY, THERE'S A LOT
ABOUT BRITTY YOU DON'T KNOW.

OH, I BET.

OH, THIS IS NO JOKE.

SHE MIGHT
AS WELL HAVE SPENT

THE LAST NINE YEARS
IN REFORM SCHOOL.

YOUR AUNT RACHEL FELL IN

WITH THIS
FUNDAMENTALIST GROUP.

IT'S BEEN VERY
HARD ON BRITTNEY.

HARD IN WHAT WAY?

NO DATES, COULDN'T EVEN
GO OUT WITH FRIENDS

HAD TO COME STRAIGHT
HOME AFTER SCHOOL.

WELL, HOW DID YOU GET HER MOM TO
LET HER GO TO COLLEGE LIKE THAT?

I TOLD RACHEL THAT IF SHE DIDN'T

SHE'D PROBABLY
LOSE BRITTY FOREVER.

BOBBY, IF SHE STEPS
OVER THE LINE--

AND SHE WILL--
CUT HER SOME SLACK, OKAY?

DON'T WORRY, MOM, I WILL.

( laughing )

OH, THAT WAS FUN--
THANK YOU!

TOMORROW WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE BLUEBERRY PANCAKES.

HAVE YOU
HEARD

OF THAT CLUB,
THE DRILL PRESS?

I DON'T WANT YOU
GOING THERE.

WAIT A MINUTE--

SOMETHING IS WRONG.

MY ALARM IS SHUT OFF.

STAY HERE A SEC, LADIES.

YOU OKAY, BRITTY?

SURE.

Amanda:
YOU CAN TRACK HIM
WITH A COMPUTER AND A FAX?

CAN YOU REALLY FIND
OUR BURGLAR LIKE THIS?

Bobby:
WELL, UH, I'M NOT SURE
HE'S A BURGLAR.

YOU MEET THE MOST
DELIGHTFUL PEOPLE

IN YOUR FIELD.

( chuckles )

( firing mechanism clicks )

MAYBE OUR MYSTERY
HAS JUST BEEN SOLVED.

WELL, WAIT
A MINUTE, MOM.

YOU SEE, HE'S ONE OF
THE, UH, GOOD GUYS.

MOM?

YEAH, MOM.

THIS IS
VINCE BLACK.

HE WORKS FOR ME.

VINCE, AMANDA SIXKILLER.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.

SORRY ABOUT THE GUNPLAY.

NOT A PROBLEM.

PLEASE JOIN OUR BARBECUE
THIS EVENING.

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T.

SCARED OFF BY
A LITTLE VANDALISM?

WHAT VANDALISM IS THAT?

WELL, THAT'S WHY
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL, WHY DON'T
WE TALK ABOUT IT OUTSIDE?

OUTSIDE?

NICE TO MEET YOU,
MRS. SIXKILLER.

VERY NICE MEETING
YOU, VINCE, THANKS.

WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

YOU WON'T EVEN COME
TO DINNER?

YOU DON'T LIKE MY MOM?

WILL YOU STOP TAKING THIS
THE WRONG WAY.

I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT HER.

THE LESS SHE KNOWS ABOUT
VINCE BLACK AND RENO RAINES

THE BETTER OFF SHE IS.

POINT WELL TAKEN.

WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE HOUSE?

AFTER WE HAD COME
HOME FROM DINNER

I NOTICED SOMEBODY
HAD BROKEN IN.

ANYTHING TAKEN?

THIS IS NO ORDINARY BURGLARY.

THIS GUY WAS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL.

HMM.

SO, WHERE DO WE START?

WITH THIS.

THREE OLD BOUNTIES

SELECTED FOR BEING
OUT ON THE STREET.

START WITH PORTER.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL
TAKE CARE OF HIM.

YOU JUST GO HAVE
A GOOD TIME WITH MOM.

YEAH, I WILL.

( rock music blaring
from radio )

SO, CALL ME, OKAY?

UH, I THOUGHT TODAY WAS
YOUR DAY AT THE BEACH.

THE BEACH DAY FROM HELL.

HI.

Reno:
HI.

I'M BRITTNEY.

I'M NORMANDY.

( starts engine )

WHO WAS THAT?

VINCE BLACK--
HE WORKS FOR ME.

MARRIED, GOT NINE KIDS.

SO...

TELL ME ABOUT
THE DAY AT
THE BEACH.

THE JAG STALLED OUT AND
I COULDN'T GET IT STARTED.

WE HAVE NO CELL PHONE
SO I HAD TO HITCH A RIDE.

AND I CAN SEE
HOW YOU DID THAT.

AND THESE GUYS
IN CALIFORNIA--

GIVE THEM A SWEET, LITTLE SMILE

SUDDENLY THEY THINK
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED.

( door closes,
footsteps approach )

SO, HOW ABOUT IT?

HOW ABOUT WHAT?

WELL, CAN YOU GO PICK UP
AUNT MANDY'S CAR?

EXCUSE ME, BUT
I HAVE A JOB.

I'VE GOT THINGS
THAT I HAVE TO DO.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
SHOPPING THIS AFTERNOON.

I START SCHOOL IN TWO DAYS.

AND I DO HAVE TO
GET BACK TO ARIZONA.

ALL RIGHT, GO
SHOPPING, JUST GO.

UNFORTUNATELY,
WE DON'T HAVE A CAR.

WELL, MAMA,
TAKE THE HUMMER.

THANKS, DARLING.

YEAH.

THANK YOU!

WHAT'S ON THE SPECIAL?

I HOPE IT'S YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE GAME HEN?

UH-UH-UH.

FRESHLY KILLED.

COME ON, LLOYD,
LET'S GO.

HMM, WHAT AM I, HUH, A.A.A.?

"YOUR CAR BROKE DOWN?

OH, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU."

"OH, YOU HAVE A FLAT TIRE?

LET ME FIX IT FOR YOU,
YOUR LEMONY PIECE OF JUNK."

( car phone rings )

YEAH?

Reno:
Bobby, your problems are over.

I NAILED PORTER.

HE COP TO IT?

NO, BUT IT'S
A PRETTY GOOD BET.

THE GUY IS A FAIRLY DECENT
BREAK-IN ARTIST.

YES, HE GOT THROUGH
THE ALARM SYSTEM.

YEP-- I'LL MEET YOU
BACK AT THE OFFICE.

( phone beeps )

( horn honking )

( honking continues )

( tires squealing )

( honking )

( tires squealing )

YOU SURE YOU'RE HOLDING

THE RIGHT END OF
THAT THING, LADY?

( gunshot )

CLEAN UP THE ASHES.

YES, MA'AM.

WHERE IS THAT LITTLE,
PRECIOUS NIECE OF YOURS?

BRITTY WILL BE BACK SOON.

WHO IS THIS?

LLOYD PORTER.

HEY, BOBBY.

LLOYD?

YOUR FRIEND

MR. BLACK DROPPED HIM OFF.

I INSISTED ON WATCHING HIM.

OH.

HEY--

DID YOU GET MY JAGUAR?

WELL, UM...

Brittney:
OH, HI, BOBBY.

DON'T YOU "HI" ME,
YOU LITTLE VIXEN.

WHAT DID I DO?

I JUST GOT RUN
OFF THE ROAD

BY ONE OF YOUR
PSYCHO BOYFRIENDS.

NO WAY.

IT SURE
WASN'T THIS GUY.

AND...

JUST WHERE IS MY JAGUAR?

( clears throat )

IT'S IN THE GARAGE.

WHAT'S IT DOING THERE?

IT'S GOT A BLOWN TRANSMISSION

AND A WRECKED
EXHAUST WITH
$4,000 IN BODY WORK.

I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD

WHEN THIS GUY IS TRYING
TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD

AND I WAS SKIDDING
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YOU SHOULD
HAVE SEEN HIM.

HE WAS SLAMMING ME
AND CRASHING INTO ME

LIKE BUMPER CARS
FOR KEEPS.

AND THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME.

IT'S OKAY, BOBBY.

I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, PAL,
HERE WE GO.

YOU BETTER CALL VINCE.

WHAT FOR?

GET HIM AFTER
THE OTHER MEN ON YOUR LIST.

THEY'RE MORE LIKELY
THAN BRITTY'S ADMIRERS.

I'LL DO THAT AFTER
I GO FILE HIM, OKAY?

I'M GOING WITH YOU.

WELL, GOOD BECAUSE I WANT
TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.

UP! LET'S GO,
COME ON.

( phone ringing, man grunting)

HEY, BOBBY

YOU'RE WORKING OVERTIME.

THIS LLOYD PORTER HAS
A MAIL FRAUD CONVICTION.

FLED WHILE ON BAIL;
PENDING APPEAL.

I'LL RUN HIM THROUGH.

COME OVER HERE.

BYE.

IT WAS NICE
SEEING YOU AGAIN.

BRITTY, THAT'S
THE WAY OUT.

( vacuum cleaner whirring )

MOM!

MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM!

( motor stops )

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

THERE, ISN'T THAT BETTER?

YES, MUCH BETTER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'M SO GLAD
CHEYENNE COULD GET AWAY.

DID SHE GO WITH A FRIEND?

NO.

A MALE FRIEND?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

WHY NOT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHY NOT?

WELL, BECAUSE
IT'S NOT RIGHT.

IT'S NOT LIKE HER.
I KNOW CHEYENNE.

SHE HAS ALWAYS WANTED
A FAMILY AND CHILDREN.

ONE DAY SHE WILL HAVE
FAMILY AND CHILDREN.

WHEN AND WITH WHOM?

IS SHE SEEING SOMEONE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

I MEAN, IS SHE IN LOVE
WITH SOMEONE SHE CAN'T HAVE?

IS THAT WHAT'S STOPPING HER?

GOSH, I'M HUNGRY.

I BET YOU ARE, TOO.

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
SANDWICH, HERE WE GO.

WOULD YOU LIKE A BIG
GLASS OF MILK, MOM?

WANT BANANAS
ON THERE?

YOU'VE GOT IT.

( firing mechanism clicks )

WANT TO PLAY
RUSSIAN ROULETTE?

SAY GOOD NIGHT, RICKY.

( Bobby laughing )

Bobby:
MOM, YOU MAKE
THE BEST RIBS

IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

OH, THANK YOU.

ONE DAY, MAYBE
I'LL BE ABLE

TO SEE YOUR
RIBS AGAIN.

I'M GOING TO GO GET A JUMP
ON THESE DISHES.

YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING?

I WAS THINKING

ABOUT WHERE WE COULD
GO HAVE DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT.

HOW ABOUT NATURE'S GARDEN?

NATURE'S GARDEN?

THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE
THEY'VE GOT, LIKE

SOYBEAN BURGERS
AND BEAN SPROUTS.

OH, YEAH, MOM,
SOUNDS LIKE MY
KIND OF PLACE.

MAYBE IT SHOULD BE.

I HAVEN'T GAINED
THAT MUCH WEIGHT, HAVE I?

YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE
CARE OF YOURSELF.

YOUR FATHER HAD
TO WATCH HIMSELF.

YES, BUT DAD HAD YOU
TO DO THAT FOR HIM.

YES, AND YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE,
TOO, IF YOU REALLY WANTED.

I HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT PERSON.

OH, PLEASE!

YOU LEAD THE LIFE
YOU THINK YOU WANT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, LOOK AT YOU.

YOU LIVE IN
A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.

YOU LEAD A SWASHBUCKLING LIFE

THAT 99% OF THE MALE
POPULATION ENVIES...

NO-- NOW, YOU SAID
THE LIFE I THINK I WANT.

NOW, WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY THAT?

THIS IS ALL FINE FOR
A 19-YEAR-OLD FRATERNITY BOY

BUT YOU'RE
LONG PAST THAT.

I SHOULD THINK YOU WOULD
WANT MORE OUT OF YOUR TIME

ON THE PLANET.

I'LL GO GET STARTED
ON THE KITCHEN.

SO, I'M GOING
TO TAKE OFF, OKAY?

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE,
YOUNG LADY, IT IS 10:30.

BOBBY, I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT
SINCE I GOT HERE.

YOU'RE IN COLLEGE.

EXACTLY, NOT A NUNNERY.

I'LL BE CAREFUL

I PROMISE.

ONLY TAKE THIS.

IT'S CHEY'S
PERSONAL PHONE.

KEEP IT ON YOU
AT ALL TIMES.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

COOL.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING
TO GO GET DRESSED.

( camera shutter clicks )

( answering machine beeps )

Man:
Brittster, hey, it's me, Peter--

the guy with
the surfboard and puppy.

I'll be at that party tonight.

Hope you come.

( beeps )

Man 2:
This is Cyril.

Midnight-- be there.

OOH, E-MAIL-- EXCELLENT!

WE ARE ROLLING NOW.

( computer beeping )

LITERATURE...

"GETTING READY TO GO OUT?

"GETTING DRESSED?

"WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

"MAYBE NOTHING AT ALL?

"I CAN SEE YOU THERE NOW--
NAKED OR ALMOST.

"I CAN FEEL THAT PERFECT BODY
AND START TO IMAGINE

WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO IT
AND HOW I'LL..."

( beep )

SO YOU'VE NEVER DONE
THIS BEFORE, HUH?

I FIND THAT VERY
HARD TO BELIEVE.

SO HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, EARL?

NICE AND GENTLE?

HEY, EARL.

LET'S GET KINKY.

SO, I'M OFF.

WELL, YOU LOOK
GREAT, BRITTY.

THANKS, BOBBY.

SO, IS VINCE
HAVING ANY LUCK

WITH THOSE
ESCAPED BOUNTIES?

WELL, HE'S CAUGHT TWO
AND HE'S GOT A DAMN GOOD LEAD

ON ANOTHER ONE.

( phone ringing )

YEAH?

I GOT EARL-- YOUR
PROBLEMS ARE OVER.

GREAT, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU.

WHAT'S HE WANTED FOR, ANYWAY?

EARL SKIMMED
CREDIT CARD NUMBERS

FROM ON-LINE
MERCHANDISING SITES--

A REAL HIGH-
TECH WIZARD.

What a world...

LISTEN, I'LL TALK TO YOU
TOMORROW-- THANKS.

GO AHEAD,
BRITTY, GO.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

THANK YOU.

AH, TO BE YOUNG AGAIN.

OH, NO.

KIDS... AH!

HEY, BRITTY,
WAIT UP.

BRITTY, YOU FORGOT THE PHONE.

WAIT!

( rustling )

( groaning )

( phone ringing )

YEAH?

Reno:
What's wrong with you...

YOUR MOM SENT TO BED WITHOUT
SUPPER?

HEY, MAN,
I GOT JUMPED LAST NIGHT.

AT THE HOUSE?

YEAH, AT THE HOUSE.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
"A MAN'S HOME IS HIS CASTLE"?

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM
AND BRITTNEY?

BRITTNEY WAS OUT
AND MOM WAS IN BED.

WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THIS GUY.

MAYBE WE'RE FISHING UP
THE WRONG STREAM.

IF IT'S NOT A BOUNTY, WHO IS IT?

The competition, maybe.

WHO HAVE WE SCOOPED?

NICK BIAGGI.

NEVER.

ARNOLD MENSKOFF?

RETIRED TO BRAZIL.

THE PROTERO TAKEDOWN!

SAM LADD...

HE ALMOST KILLED US
ON THE SPOT.

You get started tracking him.

I'LL GO PARK MY FAMILY
AND CATCH UP TO YOU, OKAY?

YOU GOT IT.

Bobby:
YOU MUST HAVE
ONE NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

YOU CLEANED MY HOUSE,
YOU WASHED MY CLOTHES

YOU IRONED MY SHIRTS
AND YOU HELD MY BOUNTIES AT BAY

AND I RUINED YOUR CAR.

SO YOU HAVE TO GO OUT
AND HAVE SOME FUN.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

YOUR KIND OF EVENING.

OH, NO...

I MADE

ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS MYSELF.

EARLY DINNER AT THE BEAU RIVAGE

THEN TICKETS
TO THE SYMPHONY.

WHY DOESN'T HE JUST LOCK US UP?

I MADE THESE ARRANGEMENTS
FOR MOM, NOT FOR YOU.

WELL, THAT IS BECOMING
QUITE APPARENT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BRITTY.

IT SOUNDS, UH...
DELIGHTFUL, ROBERT.

GOOD, THE BOTH OF YOU
WILL HAVE A GRAND TIME.

JUST THE BOTH OF US?

WELL, I CAN'T GO.

I HAVE WORK TO DO,
MOM, SORRY.

WHAT A WAY TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER.

IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO...

IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T WANT TO GO.

HE'S JUST A BUSY MAN.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.

WE'LL GO TOGETHER;
WE'LL HAVE FUN.

HAPPY?

YES!

YES.

WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE BOTH CARS

BECAUSE I MAY COME BACK

AND DO A LITTLE
MORE WORK.

I GET TO PICK
THE RESTAURANT.

Bobby:
YEAH.

So Bay City holds its breath
waiting to see

who'll be assaulted next
in her own bedroom.

Meanwhile, the police department
sits scratching its head

clueless to the identity
of the "Boudoir Rapist."

I'm Warren Lyle at City Hall.

( clicks TV off )

CAN I HAVE
ONE OF THOSE?

ABSOLUTELY.

ON THE ROCKS?

NO ICE.

YOU GOT IT.

AND HOW'S BRITTY?

OH, FINE, SHE'LL
BE READY THIS YEAR.

WANT TO BET?

CHEERS.

SALUD.

MOM, I...
HONEY, I...

ME FIRST.

I'M SORRY

ABOUT WHAT I SAID TO YOU.

YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

MOM, IT'S OKAY, I ASKED.

I JUST AM NEVER SURE
WHAT TO SAY TO YOU, ROBERT

OR RATHER

WHEN TO SAY HOW MUCH

AND WHAT TO SAY
AND WHEN TO SHUT UP.

MOM, YOU DO JUST FINE.

WELL,
NOT ALWAYS.

I WANTED SO DESPERATELY

TO BE A GOOD MOTHER TO YOU.

I JUST WAS NEVER SURE
HOW TO PLAY IT.

IT JUST
TORE ME UP.

MOM, YOU JUST NEVER
SAID ANYTHING.

HOW I WISH I HAD

BUT I HAD ONLY BEEN MARRIED TO
YOUR FATHER FOR A FEW MONTHS...

I WASN'T YOUR REAL MOTHER

AND I WAS
AN ANGLO.

MOM, GIVE ME THAT.

YOU DID
JUST FINE.

I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY ELSE

COULD HAVE DONE SUCH
A GREAT JOB AS YOU.

( Brittney
clears throat )

SIBELIUS, ANYONE?

EXACTLY WHERE
ARE WE GOING?

I DON'T
REMEMBER

ANY RESTAURANTS
IN THIS AREA.

OH, IT JUST OPENED.

WHAT KIND
OF FOOD DO
THEY SERVE?

THEY HAVE A RAW BAR
AND SIDES OF... BEEF.

MOM, I PREFER
CHICKEN.

( women shouting, hooting )

THEN I PICKED
UP THE SNAKE

AND THREW IT IN THE
HOT TUB WITH HIM.

( women screaming, whooping )

Bobby:
WE'RE A LONG WAY
FROM NATURE'S GARDEN.

WHERE ARE WE?

BUSTER'S.

WE DON'T
HAVE TO STAY.

REALLY?

THAT'S GOOD--
WE'RE NOT.

WHO SAYS?

( fast, heavy beat playing )

OOH! GIVE ME A TICKET!

( cheering )

THIS IS PRETTY NUTS.

SETTLE DOWN, OKAY?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

THEY DON'T HAVE THIS KIND
OF STUFF IN FLAGSTAFF.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY DO.

MY GOD!

WE'RE OUT OF HERE-- LET'S GO.

OH, YES, MAN OF STEEL!

NO, NO, NO!

YOU COME
BACK HERE!

( cellular phone ringing )

YEAH?

GREAT...
ALL RIGHT.

I'M ON MY WAY.

MOM...

( hooting )

MOM!

I GOT TO GO.

I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE.

YOU GOT THIS?

OKAY.

I SWEAR, SUGAR

I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOU TO COSTA RICA.

YOU KNOW,
THE BEACHES THERE

THEY'VE GOT BLACK SAND.

I AIN'T KIDDING--
IT'S VOLCANIC OR SOME CRAP.

SAM...

SIXKILLER.

HI, SAM.

MAN, THEY LET
ANYONE IN HERE.

WE WANT TO TALK
TO YOU, SAM.

WELL, I ONLY GOT

ONE THING TO SAY
TO YOU, SIXKILLER...

GOOD-BYE.

UH-UH.

OH, COME ON.

WHO STIRRED
YOU GUYS UP?

SOMEBODY'S OUT
TO GET ME.

YOU'RE OUR
PRIME SUSPECT.

YOU GOT AN ALIBI

FOR THE LAST
COUPLE OF NIGHTS?

I WAS WITH MY WIFE.

EXACTLY WHERE
WAS THIS?

THE MATERNITY WARD.

YEAH, ST. HELENA'S
HOSPITAL.

DR. LANGER
DID THE DELIVERY.

IT WAS A BEAR, TOO.

SO THEN HE ASKED ME
FOR MY PHONE NUMBER.

OH, AND LOOK WHAT
I GOT-- A SOUVENIR.

( laughing loudly )

I LOVE COLLEGE!

OH, MY GOD.

CALL BOBBY.

I LEFT THE PHONE
IN THE CLUB.

COME ON,
LET'S GO GET IT.

THERE'S A COP
OVER THERE.

MAYBE HE CAN
GET A TOW TRUCK

OR THE AUTO CLUB
OR SOMETHING.

LET'S JUST
CALL ROBERT.

I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT--

YOU GO MAKE
THE PHONE CALL.

I'M GOING TO SEE
IF HE CAN HELP US.

ALL RIGHT.

OH, MY GOD.

BRITTNEY,
IT'S ME, UH...

DENNY MARTIN, REMEMBER ME?

WE MET AT THE STATION HOUSE.

OH, MY GOD, DENNY,
YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH.

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

ARE YOU OKAY?

CAR TROUBLE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--

I'LL GIVE YOU
A DRIVE HOME

AND YOU'LL DEAL WITH
YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING.

SOLD.

THANKS.

CAN WE GET MY AUNT?

YEAH, NO PROBLEM, COME ON.

( police radio transmissions)

WOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN A POLICE CAR BEFORE.

IT'S KIND OF SPOOKY.

REALLY?

OH, WAIT...

THE CLUB'S
BACK THAT WAY.

YEAH.

BUT MY AUNT
IS BACK THERE.

I'M GOING TO ASK
THE QUESTIONS HERE.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

( gasps; loud thud )

SOME PEOPLE--
NO RESPECT FOR THE LAW.

Sam:
SHE'S BEEN IN LABOR 41 HOURS.

I GOT TO TAKE
A BREAK.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, SAM.

I BELIEVE YOU.

IF IT'S DIFFERENT...

I'M TELLING
YOU THE TRUTH.

I SWEAR, BOBBY.

GO AHEAD,
GET OUT OF HERE.

GO BACK TO WHAT
YOU WERE DOING.

PRETTY CONVINCING.

NOW WHERE?

( cellular phone ringing )

OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
HOLD IT.

YEAH?

ROBERT?

Oh, hi.

Just a sec.

IT'S MY MOTHER.

LISTEN, CAN WE
DO THIS TOMORROW?

9:00 A.M. TOMORROW.

BEHAVE YOURSELF.

THANKS, MAN.

HI, MOM.

YEAH, YOU HAVING FUN?

WE WERE.

WE WALKED OUT
TO CHEYENNE'S CAR...

UH-HUH...

THE DOORS WERE THROWN OPEN

AND THE TIRES WERE ALL SLASHED.

WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?

IN BUSTER'S.

BRITTY'S BACK AT THE CAR.

WHAT?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

A COP IN A POLICE CAR
WAS JUST COMING AROUND.

ONE COP IN A POLICE CAR?

YES.

LISTEN, MOM, STAY PUT.

I'M ON MY WAY.

( gasping )

HOW'S THAT?

YOU COMFORTABLE, HUH?

WHY NOT?

THIS WAY, YOU FEEL
SAFEST, RIGHT?

SEE, THAT'S WHY I LIKE
TO TAKE ALL MY GIRLS

YOU KNOW, IN THEIR OWN BEDROOM.

THAT WAY, THEY KNOW, YOU SEE,
THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER, WHENEVER

BASICALLY WHEREVER I WANT TO.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW...

NO, YOU LOOK,
THIS TALKING THING--

IT WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.

IF YOU SCREAM, I'LL
TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

IT WON'T MATTER, BECAUSE
NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU ANYWAY.

WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH BOBBY?

I ROASTED HIM OVER A PIT.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID TO YOU.

SEE, THAT'S THE THING.

I ACTUALLY BELIEVE
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW!

WHAT ABOUT CONTEMPT?

DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT, HUH?

WITH THAT LITTLE SMILE,
TURNING ME DOWN

AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME!

NO, I WASN'T!

YES, YOU WERE.

BECAUSE I'M A COP?

LIKE I COULDN'T DO
ANYTHING?

SO YOU THOUGHT!

( shrieks )

WHERE'S BRITTY?

LAST TIME I SAW HER

SHE WAS RIGHT HERE.

WELL, LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING--

THIS IS NO ACCIDENT.

ON THE PHONE,
YOU TOLD ME

THAT ONE COP
IN A PATROL CAR

CAME HERE TO HELP.

RIGHT.

ONE COP IN THE CAR?

ARE YOU SURE?

POSITIVE-- WHY?

BECAUSE AT NIGHT, ALL
PATROL CARS TAKE ON A PARTNER.

IT'S A DEPARTMENT POLICY.

DEAR GOD, WHAT DO WE DO?

CALL AND SEE IF BRITTY'S HOME.

( ringing )

Hi, this is Cheyenne...

SHUT UP!

but if you leave me...

( disconnect tone )

THAT'S ODD.

THE MESSAGE
CUT OFF EARLY.

SEE, I KNOW
WHERE YOU GET

YOUR WHOLE ACT FROM.

YOU'RE JUST
LIKE CHEYENNE,
YOU KNOW THAT?

BRITTNEY.

YOU HONESTLY THINK

NOBODY SEES RIGHT
THROUGH YOU, HMM?

THAT YOU'RE
LAUGHING AT THEM?

WHAT DID YOU SAY
ABOUT ME?

I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING, I SWEAR.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

NO, WAIT, ROBERT

TRY THAT CALL AGAIN.

WHY?

I GAVE CHEYENNE

THAT ANSWERING MACHINE.

IT HAS THIS FEATURE
WHERE YOU CAN LISTEN.

LISTEN TO WHAT?
THE MESSAGES, MOM?

NO, NO, TO WHAT'S
GOING ON IN THE ROOM.

OH!

YOU LIE SO GOOD

YOU DON'T KNOW
YOU'RE DOING IT.

I'M NOT LYING TO YOU.

YEAH?

WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY?

WHEN YOU LEFT
THE STATION WITH BOBBY

YOU WEREN'T TALKING
ABOUT ME?

I WAS JUST SAYING WHAT...

WHAT A NICE GUY YOU WERE.

I CAN SEE YOU'RE LYING.

YEAH, I CAN HEAR
THE WHEELS TURNING.

I'M NOT LYING, I SWEAR.

SHUT UP.

HOW DO I DO IT?

JUST CALL...

PRESS HER CODE
DURING THE MESSAGE...

Cheyenne:
Hi, this is Cheyenne...

THEN HIT 7.

Denny:
I want you to enjoy this--

JUST LIKE IT'S
YOUR LAST TIME.

IF I AM SUCH TRASH

why are you
risking your life on me?

Denny:
Shut up!

Brittney:
Oh!

COME ON, LET'S GO-- COME ON!

YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET

WHATEVER YOU WANT,
DON'T YOU?

JUST BECAUSE
YOU GOT THIS FACE

AND YOU GOT THIS BODY

THAT NO ONE'S EVER
GOING TO SAY NO TO YOU.

I KNOW YOU...
SO WELL.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

YOU HAVE INVENTED
SOME SORT OF SICK FANTASY.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF
SNOTTY, BITCH REMARK

THAT I WOULD
EXPECT FROM YOU.

LOOK DENNY...

DON'T INTERRUPT ME! ALL RIGHT.

Reno:
Hello?

Bobby:
IT'S ME. MEET ME AT THE HOUSE.

I THINK THE RAPIST
GOT BRITTY.

I AM GOING TO
THOROUGHLY ENJOY

WIPING THAT PHONY
SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.

WELL, YOU'VE DONE IT.

IN ABOUT A MINUTE

YOU'RE GOING TO BE
BEGGING AT MY FEET

LIKE A LITTLE DOGGY.

WHO IS THIS DENNY?

DENNY MARTIN--

THE COP AT CENTRAL BOOKING.

BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW BRITTY.

YES, HE DOES;
I INTRODUCED THEM.

HE BROKE INTO THE HOUSE?

TO FIND WHERE SHE WAS.

AND HE TRAILED HER TO THE BEACH?

PROBABLY SAW THE JAG TAKE OFF
AND ASSUMED THAT SHE WAS IN IT.

FOR GOD'S SAKE,
HURRY, BABY, HURRY.

MANY TIMES I'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT THIS MOMENT--

THIS EXACT...

MOMENT.

AAH!

( grunting )

OH.

IT'S OKAY.

BOBBY!

BOBBY,
GET OFF HIM!

BOBBY!

BOBBY,
THAT'S ENOUGH.

BOBBY... BOBBY!

Amanda:
ROBERT!

THAT'S ENOUGH, SON.

ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

OKAY, COME ON.

Bobby:
OH, BRITTY

YOU OKAY?

HEY, INDIANS TO
THE RESCUE, RIGHT?

WHERE IS BRITTY?

SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE BACK WITH MY CAR.

SHE'S ON HER WAY.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ANY
MORE ABOUT MY PROPOSAL?

MOVING UP HERE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WHY NOT?

TOO BORING.

Amanda:
WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?

AND WHERE IS MY CAR?

Bobby:
MOM, THIS IS YOUR CAR.

THE OTHER JAG'S TRANNY
WAS TOTALED.

BUT THE INSURANCE
WILL NEVER COVER THIS!

THAT OLD JAG HAD
80,000 MILES ON IT.

I'LL BE LUCKY
TO GET CAB FARE.

Bobby:
MOM, IT'S
A GIFT FROM ME.

I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.

IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.

OH, I COULD KEEP IT FOR YOU.

NO!

I'M JUST KIDDING.

THIS IS THE LEAST
I COULD DO

AFTER ALL THOSE THINGS
I'VE PUT YOU THROUGH.

CONSIDER IT A NEXT YEAR'S
EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, BABY.

MOM, I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

NOW, GET OUT
OF HERE.

BYE, BRITTY.

BYE, TAKE CARE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

KEEP IT UNDER 100,
YOU UNDERSTAND?

AND MOM,
COME BACK SOON.

I WILL.

( tires squealing )

( sighs )

COME ON,
I'LL MAKE YOU

MY FAMOUS PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH.