Renegade (1992–1997): Season 4, Episode 14 - Hound Downtown - full transcript

( car approaching )

( horn honking )

THE KEYS.

THE 12 GRAND.

CAN YOU RECOMMEND A VIDEO

I CAN RENT TONIGHT?

Reno:
HOW ABOUT

DUMB AND DUMBER?

( tires squealing )

HEY!

( grunts )



YOU NEED ANY HELP?

WHAT KEPT YOU?

HOUND ADAMS.

I KNOW WHERE HE IS.

HE WAS A COP
AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED
THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST
OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN
HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER,
NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS

A BOUNTY HUNTER

A RENEGADE.

WHERE'D YOU GO?!



HAD TO LATCH UP BIG AL
AND MIGHTY MAX.

YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY.

WAIT. WHAT'S ALL THIS
NONSENSE ABOUT THE HOUND?

HE RESURFACED. NEW YORK CITY.

NEW YORK CITY?!
HE'LL BE EASY TO FIND.

ARE YOU SURE IT'S HIM?

REMEMBER THAT SCAM
WHEN WE MET HIM?

YEAH, WITH THE EMPLOYMENT
APPLICATIONS.

EXACTLY. WELL, HE'S TAKEN IT
TO A HIGHER LEVEL.

MY CONTACT IN NEW YORK
CITY FAXED THAT TO ME.

BASKERVILLE AND HOLMES.

"HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLE."

YEAH, AND SHERLOCK HOLMES.
I GET IT.

IT SAYS "RIGOROUS SCREENING
OF ALL APPLICANTS."

IT'S THE WORDING
HE USED IN BAY CITY.

WHERE DO I
FIND HIM?

MY CONTACT RANDY'S
LOOKING FOR HIM.

AND WHERE DO I FIND
THIS AMAZING RANDY?

IN THE COFFEE SHOP
RIGHT OFF OF CANAL STREET

DOWNTOWN NEW YORK CITY.

ADDRESS IS ON THE FAX.

MAN, THIS IS A TOUGH CHOICE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHETHER TO SPEND

THE REST OF MY LIFE
AS A WANTED FUGITIVE

WITHOUT A FAMILY OR HOME

OR VISIT NEW YORK CITY.

WHAT'S THIS ATTITUDE OF YOURS
ABOUT NEW YORK CITY?

HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN THERE?

I'VE CHANGED PLANES ONCE.

YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT NEW YORK CITY.

GUYS LIKE YOU KILL ME.

YOU START FORMULATING
THESE IDEAS

THAT NEW YORK IS DANGER.
IT'S DIRT. IT'S CRIME.

NEW YORK IS A FANTASTIC PLACE.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

I WILL

IF I FIND THE HOUND.

( engine starts )

MR. VAN ZANDT?

MR. MORIARTY
WILL SEE YOU NOW.

THANK YOU.

IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME.

HAVE YOU COMPLETED
THE FORMS?

I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE.

MR. MORIARTY
WILL WANT TO SEE THEM.

Man:
YES?

( refined accent ):
I UNDERSTAND THAT.

IT'S JUST OUR COMPANY
CANNOT BE INVOLVED

IN THIS SORT
OF SPECULATIVE EXPEDITION.

WELL, GOOD DAY.

AH.

MR. VAN ZANDT, I PRESUME.

MR. MORIARTY.

PLEASURE.

DO HAVE A SEAT, WILL YOU?

THANK YOU.

HMM. YOU'VE BROUGHT
YOUR APPLICATION, I SUSPECT?

OF COURSE.

I MUST SAY, IT'S
THE MOST EXHAUSTIVE

I'VE EVER BEEN ASKED
TO COMPLETE.

HMM. IS THAT A PROBLEM?

NO PROBLEM.

GOOD, 'CAUSE IF IT WERE

WE'D HAVE TO TERMINATE

THIS INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY.

MR. VAN ZANDT

MY PARTNERS AND I PUT
GREAT STOCK IN PERSONAL PROBITY.

PROBITY?

YES. I'M AFRAID
WE INSIST UPON IT

WITH ALL
OF OUR EMPLOYEES WORLDWIDE.

I APPRECIATE THAT, SIR.

MM. GOOD.

( chuckles )

OH, DEAR.

I'M AFRAID YOU'VE
FORGOTTEN TO SIGN IT.

IS THAT NECESSARY?

IF YOU WERE TO GET THIS POSITION

THIS WOULD BECOME A PERMANENT
PART OF YOUR PERSONNEL FILE.

FINE.

THE STARTING SALARY'S
$200,000

PLUS A GUARANTEED BONUS
TIED TO PERFORMANCE.

IS THAT RIGHT?

THAT IS CORRECT.

GREAT.

AND NOW ABOUT BASKERVILLE
AND HOLMES.

I'M NOT FAMILIAR...

MR. VAN ZANDT

I WOULD BE DELIGHTED
TO ANSWER ALL THESE QUERIES

UPON A SECOND MEETING--

IF WE DEEMED
A SECOND MEETING APPROPRIATE.

WELL, THEN.

GOOD DAY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR YOUR TIME, MR. MORIARTY.

THANK YOU.

THE LAST TWO ARE
FINISHING THEIR APPLICATIONS.

OH. WELL.

VERY GOOD, MISS BASCOM.

WILL THERE
BE ANYTHING ELSE?

OH...

JUST ONE MORE THING.

YOU WERE STARTING
TO HURT MY FEELINGS.

OH, DEAR.

WE WOULDN'T
WANT THAT NOW, WOULD WE?

NOW, RUN ALONG.

I HAVE WORK TO DO.

( New York accent ):
ALDO, COME VA?

YEAH.

LISTEN, UH... I NEED A TABLE.

YEAH. BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I'M ASKING SOMEBODY TO MARRY ME.

YEAH.

YEAH. SOMETHING ROMANTIC?

SURE. THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SAY 7:30, THEN.

YEAH. CIAO, BABY.

MOLTO BENE TO YOU, TOO.

PLEASE HOLD.

Man:
Is it you? How are you?

Yep. Jimmy Moriarty.

YEAH. I NEED A TABLE.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH. SAY... SAY 7:45?

EXCELLENT.

It is a very special evening.

I'm asking my girl to marry me.

HEY, YOU,
IT'S LUNCH HOUR.

YOU EATING
OR STANDING?

YEAH, I COULD EAT.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO BOOTH
FOR ONE PERSON.

COME SIT AT COUNTER.

DO YOU KNOW
A PERSON NAMED RANDY?

RANDY? RANDY?
THIS IS NEW YORK CITY.

NOBODY HERE
CALLED RANDY.

HE ASKS ME IF I KNOW
SOMEBODY NAMED RANDY.

WHERE THE HELL'S
MY CHEESE OMELET?

WHAT DO YOU WANT

WITH RANDY?

A FRIEND TOLD ME
TO LOOK HIM UP.

YEAH? WHO'S THE FRIEND?

BOBBY SIXKILLER.

BOBBY SIXKILLER.

IS THAT A STAGE NAME,
OR SOMETHING?

LIKE A ROCKER, A HIT MAN,
MAYBE A PERFORMANCE ARTIST?

NATIVE AMERICAN, ACTUALLY.

ALL RIGHT. SIT DOWN.

HOW COME
YOU GET A BOOTH?

HEY, DOUBLE STANDARD.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

UH... I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S GOOD?

CLUB SANDWICH.
IT'S BETTER THAN THE PLAZA.

YO, GREGORY!

DRINK?
CLUB DOWN.

UH... WATER

WATER?

HE'LL HAVE AN ICED TEA.

DON'T FORGET
TO PUT ENOUGH MAYO ON, HUH?

I'LL DRINK YOUR TEA.

YOU'RE RANDY, AREN'T YOU?

MM-HMM. AND YOU'RE VINCE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

SAME HERE.

I WASN'T EXPECTING A...

A GIRL?

YEAH, WELL, BOBBY'S JUST
THE JOKER KING, AIN'T HE?

MM-HMM. SO, DO YOU HAVE
THE ADDRESS FOR THE HOUND?

YEAH.

OH, MAN, EVERYBODY
KEEPS TELLING ME

I SHOULD GET A FILOFAX.

SO, WHAT, HE RECRUITS
FOR SOME NONEXISTENT JOB

THEN HE WRINGS ALL KINDS
OF FINANCIAL INFORMATION

OUT OF THE APPLICANTS.

PERFECTS FORGING
THEIR SIGNATURES.

BINGO. DRAINS THE CASH
FROM THE BANK ACCOUNTS.

YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

MY COUSIN ANGELO
DID IT FOR YEARS

BUT HE ONLY WENT
AFTER SECRETARIES.

THIS IS THE HOUND'S FIRST TRY
AT THE BIG FISH.

AH. YEAH. BASKERVILLE
AND HOLMES, 86 WARREN STREET.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
TO 86 WARREN STREET?

I'LL FIND IT.

I COULD RUN YOU
DOWN THERE IN THE CAB.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
JUST A SEC.

COME ON.
BRING HIM A SIDE, WILL YOU?

I PUT MAYO ON THERE.
THERE'S PLENTY OF MAYO.

AW, I'LL GET IT, MYSELF.

( phone ringing )

Bobby:
Yeah? Who is it?

Reno:
It's me. Where are you?

Bobby:
The same place I've been
for an hour and a half--

the Lincoln Tunnel.

GET OVER HERE, WILL YOU?

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO.

Man:
OUT OF THE WAY,
CHIEF!

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

I FOUND RANDY.

She get a hook on the Hound?

WE'RE HEADED THERE NOW.

ARE YOU EATING?

SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M SITTING HERE STARVING.

THIS IS SO DELICIOUS. MMM!
MISS YOU.

THANKS. GOOD-BYE.

COME ON! GET OUT OF MY WAY!

MAY I TAKE
A MESSAGE?

VERY GOOD.

YES, I WILL.

THANK YOU.

MAY I HELP YOU?

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

IS MR. MORIARTY IN?

WHAT IS THIS
IN REFERENCE TO?

I'M A PERSONAL TRAINER.

I WAS TOLD
HE WAS LOOKING FOR ONE.

HE HASN'T MENTIONED
ANYTHING TO ME.

IS HE IN?

NO.

WELL, DO YOU MIND IF I WAIT?

YOU MAY BE HERE QUITE A WHILE.

MR. MORIARTY'S
ALL OVER TOWN TODAY.

WELL, I DON'T MIND.

BASKERVILLE
AND HOLMES.

WHAT DO THEY DO?

BASKERVILLE AND HOLMES
IS AN INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION

SPECIALIZING IN HEDGE MANAGEMENT
AND INTEREST RATE SWAPS.

I'M SORRY I ASKED.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN WITH THE COMPANY?

A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME

WILL YOU PLEASE
WAIT IN THE LOBBY?

Teller:
IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN HERE,
MR. VAN ZANDT.

YES. OF COURSE.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

I THINK THAT'S
EVERYTHING WE NEED.

ANDY, WE'RE WAITING FOR
MR. VAN ZANDT'S MONEY, PLEASE.

I HOPE YOU
WEREN'T DISSATISFIED

WITH OUR SERVICE,
MR. VAN ZANDT.

ACTUALLY, I'M TAKING
A NEW POSITION IN JAKARTA.

THANK YOU, ANDY.

WELL, NOW, YOU'RE SURE
YOU WANT ALL 36,000 IN CASH?

CASH WILL BE JUST FINE.

GOOD.

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'M GOING
TO MISS YOUR CALENDARS.

( clearing throat )

I FOUND AN ADDRESS

WHERE MR. MORIARTY
WILL BE UNTIL 11:30.

IF YOU HURRY,
YOU MIGHT CATCH HIM.

THANKS.

RELAX, MUCHACHOS.

NOSOTROS, TRANQUILO.

TODO BIEN.

TU TIRAS LA PISTOLA.

TRANQUILO, AMIGO.

NEW YORK IS FUN.

I ENDED UP IN THIS BUILDING
WITH A BUNCH OF CRACK HEADS.

Where are you?

I'M IN DRY DOCK, PAL.

What's that noise?

THAT'S THE HUMMER
GOING AIRBORNE.

I'M AT A GARAGE,
AND IT'S GOING UP ON A LIFT.

THE HUMMER?

I get out of the Lincoln Tunnel

started to head downtown

TURN ONTO CANAL STREET

AND THEN BOOM,
I FALL INTO A POTHOLE.

MUST HAVE BEEN SOME POTHOLE.

Three feet deep, to be exact.

THAT WASN'T THE PROBLEM.

THAT BROWN, MURKY LIQUID
THAT FILLED IT

ATE RIGHT THROUGH THE WIRING.

DESERT STORM
COULDN'T STOP THAT THING.

WELCOME TO MANHATTAN.

I COULDN'T GET A TOW TRUCK.

I HAD TO FLAG ONE DOWN
IN THE STREET.

THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE NOW?

YEAH, I'M AT THE GUY'S GARAGE...

IN BROOKLYN.

I NEED BACKUP. HOW LONG
IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?

LET RANDY HELP YOU.

SHE KNOWS THE TERRITORY.

ALL RIGHT... BUT HURRY.

( sobbing )

WHERE IS HE?

( American accent ):
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ACCENT?

WHAT'S WRONG?

MR. MORIARTY CAME BACK.

HE'S HERE?

AND THEN HE LEFT AGAIN...

IN A BIG HURRY.

WHEN'S HE COMING BACK?

HE'S LEAVING THE COUNTRY
ON A 10:30 PLANE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I PEEKED AT THE TICKET

WHEN IT
WAS DELIVERED.

GRAND CAYMANS. I THOUGHT
IT WAS FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

I'M SORRY. I SENT YOU
WHEREVER THAT WAS.

MR. MORIARTY SAID IF ANYONE
ASKED ANY SUSPICIOUS QUESTIONS

THAT I SHOULD JUST
GIVE THEM THAT ADDRESS.

"MORIARTY" ISN'T HIS REAL NAME.

IT'S HOUND ADAMS.

PERFECT FOR THAT DOG.

ANGELA...

"ANGELA BASKIN" ISN'T
MY REAL NAME EITHER.

IT'S MARY POLISOKOWSKI.

HE MADE ME CHANGE IT
AND PUT ON THAT SNOOTY ACCENT.

I'M AN ACTRESS.

IS THERE ANYTHING
THAT YOU CAN TELL ME?

ANYTHING THAT WOULD
GIVE ME A CLUE AS
TO WHERE HE WENT?

NO, HE WAS ALWAYS
SO SECRETIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING.

WHAT ABOUT HIS COMPUTER?

I CHECKED.

HE DELETED ALL THE FILES
AND TOOK THE BACKUP.

THERE IS ONE THING
I COULD TRY.

I THINK I CAN GET IT TO PRINT
THE LAST DOCUMENT HE PRINTED.

KIND OF LIKE REDIAL?

EXACTLY.

( sniffles )

GREAT.

WHAT ARE THESE PLACES?

NO IDEA.

THANKS.

ONE THING--

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
ONE LOOKING FOR HIM.

THE COPS WERE HERE
RIGHT AFTER YOU

THIS MORNING.

HELLO?

HEY, SIGNORE MORIARTY.

HEY, ALDO,
HOW YOU DOING?

I THOUGHT YOU
WERE COMING TONIGHT.

I AM. I GOT A LITTLE
FAVOR TO ASK YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT I'M
PROPOSING TONIGHT, RIGHT?

CONGRATULATIONS.
WHO'S THE LUCKY GIRL?

WAIT. IS SHE THAT... REDHEAD

WITH THE GREEN DRESS
YOU BROUGHT HERE?

NO, SHE WAS GREAT.

IT'S THIS NEW GIRL.

I'VE NEVER BROUGHT
HER HERE BEFORE.

I GOT THIS SPECIAL
ENGAGEMENT PRESENT FOR HER--

GOES ALONG
WITH THE RING--

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE
SCHLEPPING IT AROUND
BEFORE I BRING HER HERE.

I'LL KEEP IT FOR YOU.

AH, YOU KNOW,
I APPRECIATE THAT.

LOOK, IT'S A SURPRISE.

SO, IF YOU COULD
JUST, UH...

LEAVE IT IN THE BAG.

YOU GIVE THE SIGN,
I'LL BRING IT OUT.

AH, PERFECTO.

SO I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND 7:30.

SEE YOU TONIGHT. CIAO.

THAT LOOKS GOOD.

IT'S BAKLAVA.

YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE SOME.

I COULD, BUT IT'S
NOT IN THE PROGRAM.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?

GOT JUMPED
BY A BUNCH OF CRACKHEADS.

GREGORY!

HUH?

BAKLAVA AND COFFEE.

YEAH.

THEY STOLE MY BIKE.

THIS IS ALL THAT'S LEFT.

WHERE'D YOU SAY THIS WAS?

BY THE EAST RIVER,
AROUND 14th STREET.

WHAT KIND OF TOURIST GUIDE
YOU READING, VINCE?

THAT'S AN ABANDONED
CON-ED BUILDING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
GIVE ME ABOUT AN HOUR.

I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET
YOUR BIKE BACK FOR YOU.

GET MY BIKE BACK?

WHERE'S THE COFFEE?

YOU DID NOT SAY "COFFEE."

I DID SAY "COFFEE."

DID I SAY "COFFEE"?

I'M STAYING OUT OF THIS.

WHATEVER. HE WANTS COFFEE.

( yelling in Greek )

HEY...

LOOK, RANDY, BOBBY'S
WANDERING AROUND BROOKLYN

AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
WHAT'D YOU GOT?

THIS LIST.

IT'S A BUNCH OF ADDRESSES.
THAT'S IT?

THIS IS GOOD.

THEY'RE ALL
DOWNTOWN-- YOU GOT

CHINATOWN, LITTLE ITALY,
TRIBECA, SOHO, NOHO...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?

ONE WAY TO FIND OUT--
LET'S GO.

( loud pop )

OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT.

I LOVE NEW YORK.

( loud grunt )

Man:
YO!

YOU NEED SOME HELP?

MM...

YOU ACTUALLY LIVE HERE?

I WOULDN'T LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE.

EVEN WITH ALL THE
PEOPLE, AND THE DIRT
AND THE NOISE?

I DON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE, EXCEPT
WHEN I COME BACK FROM VACATION.

IT TAKES ME A WEEK
TO GET USED TO IT AGAIN.

HOW'D YOU START DRIVING A CAB?

I GOT TO MAKE MONEY WHILE
GETTING MY ACCOUNTING DEGREE.

I MET BOBBY WORKING
FOR MY BROTHER LALO,
A BAIL BONDSMAN.

I GOT THE FEELING
YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY.

NINE BROTHERS
AND ME.

I GOT A PRIEST--
BELIEVE IT OR NOT--

UH... A COP, A BUTCHER,
SCHOOL TEACHER

A SANITATION MAN, A LAWYER

OF COURSE,
AND, UH...

A MALE NURSE.

OH, YEAH, THEN THERE'S PAULY
DOING TEN TO 15 AT ATTICA.

ANYWAY,
I'M SORRY.

ENOUGH OF ME.
TALK TO ME--

WHAT'S SO
IMPORTANT

ABOUT THIS
"HOUND" CHARACTER?

HE STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME,
AND I WANT IT BACK.

OH, YEAH? WHAT DID HE STEAL?

MY LIFE.

OUCH.

Randy:
OKAY, HERE WE ARE--

73 BAYARD STREET.

IT'S A CHINESE RESTAURANT.

HEY, YOU SAID
"73 BAYARD STREET."

I KNOW THIS PLACE.

IT'S A RATHOLE THE SIZE
OF A BROOM CLOSET.

THEY GOT THE BEST
CHINESE FOOD IN
ALL MANHATTAN.

SHOULD I GO WITH YOU?

DO ME A FAVOR--

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
FOR THIS GUY HERE.

SWEET-LOOKING GUY.

MAYBE YOU COULD SET ME UP.

TABLE FOR ONE?

I HAVEN'T COME TO EAT.

YOU ARE FROM HEALTH
DEPARTMENT, HUH?

I GAVE THE OTHER GUY
50 BUCKS LAST WEEK.

ALL RATS GONE! WHEN YOU
GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE?!

NO, I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.

OH, YEAH? WHO'S THAT?

NAME'S "MORIARTY."

DON'T KNOW HIM.

THIS IS HIM.

WHY YOU HAVE PICTURE?

HE'S A GOOD FRIEND.

I NEVER SEE
HIM BEFORE.

YOU GO. I GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

IF YOU SEE HIM...

TOLD YOU
I'M BUSY.

JUST GET OUT, OR I'LL CALL COPS.

OKAY, THANKS,
JIMMY...

NO M.S.G, RIGHT...

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

HE WAS ALREADY INSIDE.
I LOST HIM.

OH, MAN!

WHERE THE HELL
IS BOBBY, ANYWAY?

CALLING CHEY?

YOU KNOW CHEYENNE?

MAN, WE LIT UP SOME
PARTY LIGHTS TOGETHER.

TELL ME.

ONLY IF YOU DON'T TELL BOBBY.

YOU KNOW HE'LL LIFT OFF
LIKE THE SPACE SHUTTLE.

MACHINE.

WHY DO YOU WANT HER?

I NEED A COMPUTER.

IF THE HOUND STOPPED BY
ONE OF THESE PLACES

HE COULD SHOW UP AT OTHERS.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO RUN THEM DOWN.

WE CAN'T CALL THEM BECAUSE
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

I THINK THERE'S
A WAY AROUND THAT.

Reno:
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

WELL, COPS CAN ACCESS
REVERSE DIRECTORY

THROUGH THE COMPUTERS
IN THEIR CARS.

YOU SURE?

MY BROTHER VINCENT'S A COP.
I TOLD YOU.

SPEAKING OF COPS--

WHERE ARE THE TWO
THAT BELONG TO THIS?

NOSHING ON CRULLERS
IN THE COFFEE SHOP.

THEY'LL BE DONE IN
HALF AN HOUR.

SO...

ALLOW ME.

( door opening )

SURE GLAD THESE COPS
DON'T USE A CLUB.

MA!

MA!

MA, I'M SORRY, MA.

I KNOW I'M LATE
FOR SUPPER, BUT...

BUT I'M HELPING
THIS INDIAN DUDE...

NO, MA, IT'S TRUE.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER?

HELLO, MRS. MISSIONS.
THIS IS ROBERT SIXKILLER

AND...

YES, MA'AM,
I AM A NATIVE AMERICAN AND...

WELL, YES, YOUR SON

AND HIS FRIENDS DID HELP ME
CHANGE MY FLAT TIRE.

I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT HE GETS HOME ON TIME.

I WILL. THANK YOU.

THANKS, MAN.

SURE, MAN.

HEY, I COULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU.

THANKS, MAN.

OH, YEAH, THERE WAS SOME
WEIRD ASS BEEPING NOISE

ON THE LINE WHILE I WAS TALKING.

( phone ringing )

HELLO.

Hello, Reno. It's me.

WELL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

I HAVE TO PUT MY JACK AWAY.

YOUR JACK?

I can't explain now.

I'M ON MY WAY.

MEET US AT THE PARTHENON.

I'll be there in a half hour.

GIVE ME THE LAST NUMBER.

YEAH, IT'S 384 MULBERRY STREET.

DE MEDICI.

I KNOW THAT PLACE.

THEY MAKE FANTASTIC CHICKEN.

ARE THEY ALL RESTAURANTS?

LOOKS THAT WAY.

AND SPEAKING OF FOOD

SNACK TIME FOR THE BOYS IN BLUE
IS ALMOST OVER.

LET'S JUMP.

GRETE...

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

WHAT IS WITH YOU?

YOU TOTALLY LOOK
LIKE DRECK.

I FEEL LIKE A RAT'S
EATING MY INSIDES OUT.

BUT WHY? THIS IS
YOUR BIG NIGHT.

WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

SHE DUMPED ME.

THE FIANCE GIRL?

SO WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
SHE FAXED ME.

I WANTED TO COME TELL YOU
THAT

I'M NOT GOING TO BE
NEEDING THE TABLE TONIGHT.

I UNDERSTAND.

LOOK, IT'S EARLY--
I'LL WAIVE THE CANCELLATION FEE.

THANKS.

UH, SO WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO?

SO MANY MEMORIES...

YOU KNOW,
I GOT TO LEAVE TOWN.

OF COURSE. I UNDERSTAND.

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK,
YOU FEEL HER, YOU SEE HER.

IT'S TORMENT,
I UNDERSTAND.

I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE...

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE
THE PRESENT BACK TOO.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

THE COPS ARE ONTO HIM.

( tires screeching )

I SAW YOU WITH FERNANDO!

Bobby:
HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

YO, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

THIS IS MY BUSINESS, PAL.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, ALL RIGHT?

YO, EXCUSE ME, MAN.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT JACKET, BRO?

IT'S KICKIN'.

GET OUT OF HERE.

HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT?

I'LL TRADE YOU--

24 CARET GOLD, BRO.

NO. JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

PIG!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

COME ON,
GET YOUR STUFF.

HERE, GET YOUR SHOE.

YOU ALL RIGHT THERE?

COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU
A RIDE SOMEWHERE.

YOU GOT SOMEPLACE
YOU GOT TO GO?

YES.

LET'S GO.

THANKS FOR SAVING
MY LIFE.

IT'S MY PLEASURE.
MY NAME'S ROBERT.

LORENA.

LISTEN, LORENA,
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS

BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK OUT
FOR GUYS LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT?

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW,
I'M REALLY VERY GRATEFUL.

WELL, IT'S MY PLEASURE
LIKE I SAID.

I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
JUST HOW GRATEFUL.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

( man's voice ):
ALL RIGHT, BUT
YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

439 BOWERY.

GO.

YOU MISSED HIM AGAIN?

IN THE CHINESE
RESTAURANT HE HAD A PRESENT.

A PRESENT?

ALL WRAPPED UP.

THEN THIS WOMAN SAYS

THAT HE STOPPED BY
TO PICK ONE UP THERE TOO.

THAT IS WEIRD.

IT'S THE MONEY.

WHAT? WHAT IS?

THE CASH HE STEALS
HE PUTS IN THE PRESENTS.

YOU'VE BEEN IN NEW YORK
12 HOURS

AND ALREADY IT'S MADE YOU NUTS.

WE BOTH KNOW HE
HAS TO LEAVE TONIGHT.

SO I'M GUESSING HE STEALS
ALL HIS MONEY IN ONE DAY.

AND BEFORE ANYBODY FIGURES OUT
WHAT'S HAPPENED, HE'S LONG GONE.

SEVEN BANKS TO HIT--
HE CAN'T TAKE THE MONEY
FROM ONE BANK TO ANOTHER.

NO WAY, TOO RISKY.

TOO CONSPICUOUS,
RIGHT?

HE FINDS RESTAURANTS
NEAR THE BANK.

THOSE PLACES GOT SAFES,
PLUS THEY'RE OPEN AT NIGHT.

SO HE GIVES THEM
SOME BOGUS STORY.

LIKE A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

OR AN ENGAGEMENT.

AFTER THE LAST BANK

HE GOES TO THE RESTAURANTS
AND COLLECTS HIS PRESENTS.

HEY, NOT BAD.

WELL, I NEVER SAID
HE WAS STUPID.

HEY, YOU GOT HIM, MAN.

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?

WELL, I UH... I FIGURE

WE COULD COVER TWICE AS MUCH
GROUND IF WE SPLIT UP.

MY BIKE!

HEY, WHERE'D YOU FIND IT?

WELL, THE ENGINE
WAS IN A CHOP SHOP
ON 11th AVENUE

THE TRANSMISSION
WAS UP IN CHELSEA

AND THE TANK WAS
ON ITS WAY TO FORT GREEN.

THANKS.

OKAY, THE HOUND'S BEEN
IN ALL BUT TWO PLACES.

AND BOTH THOSE LINES
ARE BUSY.

SO YOU TAKE HALF
AND I TAKE HALF.

I SAY EIGHT TO FIVE
I FIND HIM.

YOU'RE ON.

ALL RIGHT.

BETTER GO.

I'M GONE.

( man speaking Italian )

YO, ALDO, I NEED TO SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND.

SCUSATI.

HOW YOU DOING?

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

ONE SECOND.

EXCUSE ME.

JUST ONE SECOND.

SIGNORE MORIARTY,
ARE YOU CRAZY?

DO YOU KNOW WHO
THESE PEOPLE ARE?

THE CAST OF CASINO?

LOOK, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

THAT'S JOHNNY "FAT LIP"
ANTONELLI

LOUIS "THE PORCUPINE" SCAZZI,
ANGELO RIZZO

AND MONSIGNOR FLYNN.

I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

HERE, BUY THEM A BOTTLE
OF CHIANTI ON ME.

LISTEN, I GOT A PROBLEM

AND I GOT TO TALK
ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?

WHERE'S YOUR GIRL?

EXACTLY,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

SHE DUMPED ME--
KAPUT. WE'RE OVER.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

SHE SAID, "I JUST WANT
TO BE FRIENDS."

OH, THAT'S THE WORST.

( people screaming )

UH! UH!

FOR ME?

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

HEY, RENO, YOU MISS ME?

OH, A WHOLE BUNCH.

TRAVELING HEAVY,
AREN'T YOU?

JUST A CHANGE
OF UNDERPANTS.

MY GUESS IS YOU'RE
BLOWING TOWN.

GOT ALL YOUR
STUFF IN HERE?

YOU MEAN A CERTAIN TAPE
OF CERTAIN CONVERSATIONS.

NO, SORRY.

I WANT THOSE TAPES.

( siren wailing )

OH, THE COPS ARE HERE.

WELL, YOU BEST BE GONE.

( phone rings )

YEAH.

IT'S RANDY.
HOUND HAD JUST LEFT.

I GOT HIM.

Are you with him now?

YEAH, COPS ARE TOO.

Get out and meet me.

COME TO THE OLD LINE PIER,
WEST STREET NEAR CANAL.

I'LL FIND IT.
ANY SIGN OF BOBBY?

NO, BUT, I'LL LEAVE WORD

where we are. Bye.

LET'S GO.

OH.

LOOK, I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

HEY...

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

THOSE COPS ARE HERE
LOOKING FOR YOU.

YEAH, RIGHT.

REMEMBER DEAR ANGELA,
YOUR BELOVED FIANCEE?

SHE PROBABLY GAVE THEM
ALL THE ADDRESSES.

THEY'VE BEEN TAILING YOU.

WELL, MAYBE I'D RATHER
TAKE MY CHANCES

WITH THEM THAN WITH YOU.

TRY EMBEZZLEMENT,
FORGERY, GRAND LARCENY.

UM, SO, WHAT ARE
YOU OFFERING ME?

I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

THEN?

YOU GIVE ME THOSE TAPES

I DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU.

YOU KNOW, RENO

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TAKE
A RIDE ON YOUR HARLEY.

( engine starts )

HELLO!

HELLO!

IT'S PRETTY EMPTY, RENO.

LOOKS LIKE YOUR PALS
LET YOU DOWN.

THEY'LL BE HERE.

BEFORE THE COPS?

THEY'LL FIND US BEFORE LONG.

THEN MAKE IT QUICK.

WHERE ARE THE TAPES?

WITH MY ATTORNEY.

WHERE WOULD THAT BE?

FAR, FAR AWAY.

( gagging )

YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO BLOW ME AWAY

BECAUSE IF YOU
BLOW ME AWAY

YOU'LL NEVER
GET THE TAPES.

YOU SURE PUT A LOT
OF TRUST IN ME, YOU KNOW THAT?

DO I?

YEAH.

DO YOU EVER
STOP TO THINK

THAT I MIGHT SNAP
UNDER THE PRESSURE?

THAT ALL THIS MIGHT
GET A LITTLE TOO FAR

UNDER MY SKIN AND I WON'T
CARE ABOUT THE TAPES

OR DIXON
OR CLEARING MY NAME

AND ALL I'LL CARE ABOUT
IS WIPING THAT STUPID SMIRK

OFF YOUR RAT FACE!

( strained voice ):
THE WAY I LOOK AT IT

IS IF THE COPS CATCH ME,
THEN I GO TO JAIL

I GO AWAY FOR A LONG TIME,
YOU NEVER GET THE TAPES.

( sighs )

SO, I THINK YOU
HAVE A VESTED INTEREST

IN HELPING ME ESCAPE.

( sirens wailing )

ALL RIGHT.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

( tires screeching )

HEY, THERE'S A SQUAD CAR
OUT THERE, BABE.

I KNOW.

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY.

COME OUT OF THERE.

COME ON,
BEFORE THEY FIND A WAY IN.

Throw out your weapons
and come out...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT?

MAKING SURE IT
GETS BACK TO THE
PEOPLE WHO EARNED IT.

THE SICK THING IS I BELIEVE
YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT.

AT LEAST GIVE
ME CAB FARE.

ADAMS!

OH, GREAT.

THIS IS BECOMING
A HOT TICKET.

WE GOT TO GO NOW.

YEAH, BUT WHERE?

HEY, HOW ABOUT JERSEY?

I'D LOVE A MOONLIT CRUISE.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN
GET THIS THING RUNNING.

YOU SURE YOU CAN?

MY UNCLE
WAS A FISHERMAN.

I GREW UP ON SCOWS
LIKE THIS.

EVEN IF SHE CAN DO THIS,
THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK.

WHY IS THAT?

THIS PLACE WILL BE
SWARMING WITH COPS.

THERE'S GOING TO BE
SWAT TEAMS

AND SPEEDBOATS
AND HELICOPTERS...

YOU KNOW, IF I AM
TO GET AWAY

WE'RE GOING TO NEED
A DISTRACTION.

I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE COPS.

RENO RAINES AS MY
PERSONAL BODYGUARD.

I'M LOVING THIS.

YOU KNOW, LIFE CAN BE
SO WONDERFUL SOMETIMES.

I GOT IT.
LET'S GO.

YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIM.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO AMUSE THE COPS.

RENO, THAT'S CRAZY!

IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

ALL RIGHT, CAST OFF.

HURRY, LET'S GO!

ONE LAST TIME...

WHERE ARE THE TAPES?

OOH, UH, SHORT TERM
MEMORY LOSS THERE, PAL.

YOU KNOW, TILL
NEXT TIME, RENO.

ADAMS, WE'RE COMING NOW.

( howling )

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

DON'T BE STUPID.

THROW YOUR WEAPONS OUT
AND COME OUT

WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
OR WE'RE COMING IN.

HOLD YOUR FIRE.

HERE'S MY WEAPON.

I'M COMING OUT.

( sirens wailing )

FESTO.

( speaking Greek )

HEY, YOU FOUND HIM ONCE

YOU COULD FIND HIM AGAIN.

SURE.

I AM NOT GETTING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU, AM I?

AIN'T YOU EVER GOING
TO SMILE AGAIN?

NO.

UGH.

THIS PLACE HAS
TERRIBLE COFFEE.

YEAH, I KNOW.

Bobby:
I'LL HAVE SOME
OF THAT ANYWAY.

( wolf whistles )

Man:
CHECK THAT OUT.

WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY.

OW!

DIDN'T FIND HIM, HUH?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I DID.

MAYBE HE'LL GET
WHAT'S COMING TO HIM.

MAYBE, BUT NOT TODAY.

LOOK, THIS
IS THE MONEY

THE HOUND RIPPED OFF
FROM THOSE PEOPLE.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THEY ALL GET IT BACK.

CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?

SURE.
I HAVE ALL THE APPLICATIONS.

THANKS.

OH, WAIT.

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

HE GUARDED IT
WITH HIS LIFE.

WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE CALLED
THERE ALL THE TIME.

HE ALWAYS MADE SURE
I WASN'T LISTENING.

WHOEVER IT IS,
IT'S SOMEBODY PRETTY IMPORTANT

TO MR. HOUND DOG.

THANKS, MARY.