Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 7 - The Dream Warrior - full transcript
Mordecai and Rigby have to recapture something they lost.
Oh, what a beautiful day.
Don't you agree, Mr. Rabbit?
Aw, definitely, Pops.
Enjoy your walk.
[HUMMING]
[GASPS]
Huh?
What?
[WHIMPERS] Aah.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Excuse me,
but do you have a minute
to fill out this form
with your name and address?
Aah.
[BOTH GASP]
Not again.
[BOTH GRUNT]
Pops.
Wake up.
[GASPS]
What's going on?
You were levitating stuff
in your sleep.
I was?
Yeah, like that time
in the observatory?
Oh, my. I don't remember
doing that at all.
Well, what do you remember
about your dream?
I was an awful nightmare.
There was this
wretched creature.
He wanted to know
where I live.
Ooh, it was terrible.
I can't have that dream again.
Don't worry, Pops.
We'll make sure you don't have
any more nightmares.
What are we doing
back at the dome?
We got two words for you, Pops--
car-toons.
Ooh, I like this idea.
Yeah. We're gonna watch
this old cartoon,
"Funky Wunky
and the Groovy Gang."
The only nightmares
you might get
is from the bad animation.
We did it, Groovies.
We found out that
the ghost of Blumont Cove is...
[ALL GASP]
ALL: Ol' crotchety Elmer,
the Lighthouse Keeper.
That's right. There's gold
in these waters,
and I would've made millions
if it weren't for
you groovy kids.
It's Roovy Rang.
OTHERS: Oh, Wunky.
And, like,
we couldn't have done it
without the help of
the '76 starting line-up
of the Oklahoma Mud Pigeons.
Don't mention it, Alfie.
Hey, Wunky, go long.
Ri got it.
[CLUNK]
ALL: Oh, Wunky.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
That was delightful.
I don't think
the animation's bad at all.
Now let's get you to bed.
Oh, Wunky.
[SIGHS]
Hmm? What's this?
Don't you remember,
Chad?
We just found out
that the ghost of Blumont Cove
is ol' crotchety Elmer.
That's right,
and I would've made millions
if you groovy kids
would fill out these forms
with your address.
Wait a minute.
Form? Address?
You're not ol' crotchety Elmer.
[ALL GASP]
You know, you're really not
making this easy for me.
Come on, man.
Just tell me where you live.
No.
[GASPS]
[ALL GRUNT]
[SIGHS] Not again.
Benson's turn.
Do you know who helps
to keep me safe in my dreams?
Who?
Dr. Sweet Dreams.
♪ My name is Dr. Sweet Dreams ♪
♪ And sleep is my expertise ♪
♪ No one is immune ♪
♪ To my sweet tunes ♪
♪ Not your sister ♪
♪ Not your pets ♪
♪ Little babies ♪
♪ I'll cure your sleep apnea ♪
♪ Your insomnia ♪
♪ And even your nightmares ♪
♪ You'll sleep peacefully
Tonight ♪
♪ To the sound
Of my sweet pipes ♪
♪ Buy my tape ♪
♪ Don't delay ♪
Okay, just let Dr. Sweet Dreams
do all the work.
Shh.
Oh, thank--
[SNORES]
Oh, this is fun.
[♪♪♪]
You're the man
from the tape.
♪ That's right ♪
♪ It's me ♪
Are you going to protect me
from that terrible
nightmare man?
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
♪ No need to thank me ♪
♪ It's just part of my job ♪
Yeah.
♪ So, um, like ♪
♪ Are you on Earth ♪
♪ Or somewhere else maybe? ♪
That's an odd question.
♪ I'm just trying to make
Small talk ♪
Oh.
♪ So, that was a no
to Earth? ♪
Wait a minute.
Dr. Sweet Dreams
would never ask me
a question like that.
I don't want to
talk to you anymore.
[GRUMBLES]
I've tried to play nice,
but you're gonna tell me
where you live now.
No.
[ALL GRUNT AND GROAN]
Got to think ahead, guys.
Got to think ahead.
[SIGHS] I don't know how to stop
your nightmares, Pops.
Yeah. We tried
two whole things.
I'm so sorry
you all got wrapped up in this.
[SIGHS]
Whoa. You guys
are looking rough.
What's going on?
It's these terrible nightmares
I'm having.
This creature keeps
coming to me in my dreams
and demanding to know
where I live.
Hmm. Sounds like
a nightmare alien.
A nightmare alien?
Yeah,
a nightmare alien.
A nightmare alien?
Yep, that's what it is--
a nightmare alien.
What is
a nightmare alien?
It's a being that can invade
your mind while you sleep.
The only way I know
to get rid of a nightmare alien
is to face it head on in a dream
and show it you're not afraid.
But that's
the one thing I am--
afraid.
Very, very afraid.
Maybe you don't
have to do this alone.
I learned a technique
in the '60s
that can link
subconscious minds together.
All right,
everybody sit in a circle.
Now join hands.
ALL: Ah.
All right,
now fall asleep.
I don't mean to undermine
your methods, but...
How are we supposed to
fall asleep like this?
Here, drink this.
It's chamomile tea.
It'll put you right out.
[SLURPS] Seriously, Skips?
Hot-leaf water?
That's all you got?
[SLURPS]
Maybe we could try like a...
like a noise machine.
[SLURPS] Or some...
[YAWNS]
orchestral music.
What was that, guys?
You'll have to speak up.
[ALL SNORING]
That's what I thought.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Heh heh heh heh.
No.
SKIPS: Leave him alone.
Yeah, stop giving him
nightmares.
Aah.
[WHIMPERS]
Whoa.
Yaah. Aah.
Unh. Huh?
What's going on
in there?
They're fighting
a nightmare alien.
Oh, yeah.
Been there, man.
[BOTH YELLING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[YELLS]
Hyah.
[GRUNTING]
[WHIMPERING]
Ohh.
Skips.
Can you send us back
to the dream world?
No can do.
We're all out of chamomile.
Pops, I didn't want it
to come to this,
but now you're going to
tell me where you live.
No.
Aah.
Rigby.
Unh.
[GASPS]
Did you save him?
No.
All right, everybody.
We've got to wake him up.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Come on.
Wake up.
MORDECAI: Wake up, Pops.
Come on, you got to wake up.
Hear that?
They're trying to wake you up.
Maybe you should
just tell me where you are
so I don't have to come back
next time you fall asleep.
Heh heh heh heh.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Oh, no, not again.
Hurry. Wake him up.
Wake up, Pops. Let's go.
Your friends aren't here
anymore, Pops.
You must be pretty afraid.
Give in to your fear.
Tell me where you live!
You... You hurt my friends.
Huh?
Nobody hurts my friends.
Whoa.
Aah.
Okay, that kind of hurt
a little.
[SHRIEKS]
Huh.
Aah.
Look, man,
I was just doing my job.
Who hired you?
You did.
What?
You want to know
where I live?
The Space Tree.
[SIGHS AND GASPS]
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
[SHUDDERS]
Stay away from me
and my friends.
Aah.
[ALL SIGH]
Pops, did it work?
Let's just say
I put a good scare
into the ol' nightmare alien.
So, yes?
That's a yes, right?
Yes.
ALL: Yes.
Now to get back to
my normal dreams.
Hit it.
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMS]
Granny's Diner.
Worst service ever.
One star. Ha ha ha ha.
And I didn't even eat there.
Mm. Carl, you'd
better have good news.
I can't go back.
He's too powerful.
Did you get his location?
Yes. He's on the Space Tree.
Bad show.
Bad show, indeed.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Don't you agree, Mr. Rabbit?
Aw, definitely, Pops.
Enjoy your walk.
[HUMMING]
[GASPS]
Huh?
What?
[WHIMPERS] Aah.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Excuse me,
but do you have a minute
to fill out this form
with your name and address?
Aah.
[BOTH GASP]
Not again.
[BOTH GRUNT]
Pops.
Wake up.
[GASPS]
What's going on?
You were levitating stuff
in your sleep.
I was?
Yeah, like that time
in the observatory?
Oh, my. I don't remember
doing that at all.
Well, what do you remember
about your dream?
I was an awful nightmare.
There was this
wretched creature.
He wanted to know
where I live.
Ooh, it was terrible.
I can't have that dream again.
Don't worry, Pops.
We'll make sure you don't have
any more nightmares.
What are we doing
back at the dome?
We got two words for you, Pops--
car-toons.
Ooh, I like this idea.
Yeah. We're gonna watch
this old cartoon,
"Funky Wunky
and the Groovy Gang."
The only nightmares
you might get
is from the bad animation.
We did it, Groovies.
We found out that
the ghost of Blumont Cove is...
[ALL GASP]
ALL: Ol' crotchety Elmer,
the Lighthouse Keeper.
That's right. There's gold
in these waters,
and I would've made millions
if it weren't for
you groovy kids.
It's Roovy Rang.
OTHERS: Oh, Wunky.
And, like,
we couldn't have done it
without the help of
the '76 starting line-up
of the Oklahoma Mud Pigeons.
Don't mention it, Alfie.
Hey, Wunky, go long.
Ri got it.
[CLUNK]
ALL: Oh, Wunky.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
That was delightful.
I don't think
the animation's bad at all.
Now let's get you to bed.
Oh, Wunky.
[SIGHS]
Hmm? What's this?
Don't you remember,
Chad?
We just found out
that the ghost of Blumont Cove
is ol' crotchety Elmer.
That's right,
and I would've made millions
if you groovy kids
would fill out these forms
with your address.
Wait a minute.
Form? Address?
You're not ol' crotchety Elmer.
[ALL GASP]
You know, you're really not
making this easy for me.
Come on, man.
Just tell me where you live.
No.
[GASPS]
[ALL GRUNT]
[SIGHS] Not again.
Benson's turn.
Do you know who helps
to keep me safe in my dreams?
Who?
Dr. Sweet Dreams.
♪ My name is Dr. Sweet Dreams ♪
♪ And sleep is my expertise ♪
♪ No one is immune ♪
♪ To my sweet tunes ♪
♪ Not your sister ♪
♪ Not your pets ♪
♪ Little babies ♪
♪ I'll cure your sleep apnea ♪
♪ Your insomnia ♪
♪ And even your nightmares ♪
♪ You'll sleep peacefully
Tonight ♪
♪ To the sound
Of my sweet pipes ♪
♪ Buy my tape ♪
♪ Don't delay ♪
Okay, just let Dr. Sweet Dreams
do all the work.
Shh.
Oh, thank--
[SNORES]
Oh, this is fun.
[♪♪♪]
You're the man
from the tape.
♪ That's right ♪
♪ It's me ♪
Are you going to protect me
from that terrible
nightmare man?
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
♪ No need to thank me ♪
♪ It's just part of my job ♪
Yeah.
♪ So, um, like ♪
♪ Are you on Earth ♪
♪ Or somewhere else maybe? ♪
That's an odd question.
♪ I'm just trying to make
Small talk ♪
Oh.
♪ So, that was a no
to Earth? ♪
Wait a minute.
Dr. Sweet Dreams
would never ask me
a question like that.
I don't want to
talk to you anymore.
[GRUMBLES]
I've tried to play nice,
but you're gonna tell me
where you live now.
No.
[ALL GRUNT AND GROAN]
Got to think ahead, guys.
Got to think ahead.
[SIGHS] I don't know how to stop
your nightmares, Pops.
Yeah. We tried
two whole things.
I'm so sorry
you all got wrapped up in this.
[SIGHS]
Whoa. You guys
are looking rough.
What's going on?
It's these terrible nightmares
I'm having.
This creature keeps
coming to me in my dreams
and demanding to know
where I live.
Hmm. Sounds like
a nightmare alien.
A nightmare alien?
Yeah,
a nightmare alien.
A nightmare alien?
Yep, that's what it is--
a nightmare alien.
What is
a nightmare alien?
It's a being that can invade
your mind while you sleep.
The only way I know
to get rid of a nightmare alien
is to face it head on in a dream
and show it you're not afraid.
But that's
the one thing I am--
afraid.
Very, very afraid.
Maybe you don't
have to do this alone.
I learned a technique
in the '60s
that can link
subconscious minds together.
All right,
everybody sit in a circle.
Now join hands.
ALL: Ah.
All right,
now fall asleep.
I don't mean to undermine
your methods, but...
How are we supposed to
fall asleep like this?
Here, drink this.
It's chamomile tea.
It'll put you right out.
[SLURPS] Seriously, Skips?
Hot-leaf water?
That's all you got?
[SLURPS]
Maybe we could try like a...
like a noise machine.
[SLURPS] Or some...
[YAWNS]
orchestral music.
What was that, guys?
You'll have to speak up.
[ALL SNORING]
That's what I thought.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Heh heh heh heh.
No.
SKIPS: Leave him alone.
Yeah, stop giving him
nightmares.
Aah.
[WHIMPERS]
Whoa.
Yaah. Aah.
Unh. Huh?
What's going on
in there?
They're fighting
a nightmare alien.
Oh, yeah.
Been there, man.
[BOTH YELLING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[YELLS]
Hyah.
[GRUNTING]
[WHIMPERING]
Ohh.
Skips.
Can you send us back
to the dream world?
No can do.
We're all out of chamomile.
Pops, I didn't want it
to come to this,
but now you're going to
tell me where you live.
No.
Aah.
Rigby.
Unh.
[GASPS]
Did you save him?
No.
All right, everybody.
We've got to wake him up.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Come on.
Wake up.
MORDECAI: Wake up, Pops.
Come on, you got to wake up.
Hear that?
They're trying to wake you up.
Maybe you should
just tell me where you are
so I don't have to come back
next time you fall asleep.
Heh heh heh heh.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Oh, no, not again.
Hurry. Wake him up.
Wake up, Pops. Let's go.
Your friends aren't here
anymore, Pops.
You must be pretty afraid.
Give in to your fear.
Tell me where you live!
You... You hurt my friends.
Huh?
Nobody hurts my friends.
Whoa.
Aah.
Okay, that kind of hurt
a little.
[SHRIEKS]
Huh.
Aah.
Look, man,
I was just doing my job.
Who hired you?
You did.
What?
You want to know
where I live?
The Space Tree.
[SIGHS AND GASPS]
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
[SHUDDERS]
Stay away from me
and my friends.
Aah.
[ALL SIGH]
Pops, did it work?
Let's just say
I put a good scare
into the ol' nightmare alien.
So, yes?
That's a yes, right?
Yes.
ALL: Yes.
Now to get back to
my normal dreams.
Hit it.
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMS]
Granny's Diner.
Worst service ever.
One star. Ha ha ha ha.
And I didn't even eat there.
Mm. Carl, you'd
better have good news.
I can't go back.
He's too powerful.
Did you get his location?
Yes. He's on the Space Tree.
Bad show.
Bad show, indeed.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]