Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 27 - A Regular Epic Final Battle - full transcript
Mordecai and Rigby relive the first episode, but soon realize that they need to help Pops so they use the Power to go back. Pops realizes that he must reach out to Anti-Pops and finally saves the universe at the cost of his life. The entire park crew return home to their friends and family. After erecting a memorial statue of Pops, a montage shows what happened to the park crew after their adventure in space: Mordecai quits his job at the park, becomes a painter, and meets a woman a female bat he doesn't feel awkward around (though it's implied he never reunites with Margaret or CJ, he does use their likenesses in his art); Rigby marries and has children with Eileen; Muscle Man and Starla move into a nicer trailer and have more children; Benson reunites with Pam the scientist, the two raise four cats and a pig, and Benson becomes park owner after Mr. Maellard's death (and trains a new batch of workers who look similar to the ones he had before); High Five Ghost reunites with his human girlfriend, Celia, and the two become popular party DJs in Prague; and Skips is still single and still working at the park, only now, he wears shorts instead of jeans. 25 years later, the entire crew return and Mordecai and Rigby reflect on Pops' sacrifice and how immature they used to be before deciding to play some old arcade games. The scene pans out with Pops watching his friends' lives from Heaven. He ejects a VHS tape labeled "Regular Show". He says "Jolly good show" for one last time and the series concludes.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Dude, I can't believe
he's alive.
Yeah, no one
could survive that.
Huh. Do you ever think about
how many people
we've seen probably die?
Ehh, I'm sure
they're all fine.
Oh, surely
there's still time
to settle this like gentlemen.
Hah. Tell you what, Pops.
I'll make you
a gentlemanly deal.
You and I fight one-on-one,
just you and me.
If you knock me down,
the universe is safe.
You go home, and everything
is regular again.
But if I knock you down,
I destroy the universe!
How's that for gentlemanly?
Very well.
I accept your terms.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ew. That's not for me.
10, 11, 12.
That's a 24-pack, bro.
[SNARLS] Aah.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Pops.
Pops.
No.
This is his fight.
Your technique is impressive,
but you won't win this time.
Ah. Ahh.
[Gasps]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Aah.
[BELL DINGING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Ahh.
Enough.
[GRUNTS]
Aah.
[GROANS]
Pops knocked him over.
The universe is safe.
[ALL CHEER]
It was an arduous battle,
and though we had our--
Fire.
Pops.
Pops.
But I knocked you over.
We made a gentlemanly deal.
A deal is only as good as
the man who makes it.
You thought you could
get away from me, Disk Masters,
but everyone streams eventually.
Ah, great.
Streaming's here now?
Oh, good.
Some extra help.
The more, the merrier.
Dude, let's go.
Hey.
Where are you going?
BOTH: Trust us.
Ach.
Hey, lady. You gonna help us
down here or what?
Well, I am supposed to
remain neutral, but...
Aw, heck. Get on up here.
All right.
Ah. Aah.
[YELLS]
Let's bust a cap
on this data.
Oh, yay-ah. Rap-ah.
Minions, merge with me
and let us stream like
we've never streamt before.
[BEEPING]
[YELLS]
Streaming went from buffering
to buff.
We're gonna need
some more help.
HD-DVD: Mind if we
join in on the fun?
MORDECAI:
HD-DVD and Blu-ray?
What? This wasn't in
the tapestry.
Well, consider this
the extended edition.
And you're about to get
a whole lot of
exclusive HD content.
Baby ducks.
What's up, dudes?
Greetings, dudes.
Told you we'd meet up with you.
Sureshot?
We thought you died.
Not before I cloned myself.
I got a whole bunch
of back-up clones--
Sure Enough Shot,
Sure Whatever Shot,
Close Enough Shot.
As long as none of them
are poor shots.
Not this clone.
Aah. How many reinforcements
do these guys have?
Oh, no.
You blokes weren't gonna
end the universe without me,
were you?
We'll give Anti-Pops
something to really cry about.
BOTH: Aw,
yea-yea-yea-yea-yea.
End-of-the-universe party.
Woot woot.
Baby ducks, assemble.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SPEAKS LIZARKIAN]
Nah. I want to see what
their final form looks like.
Aw, come on.
Excuse me. Sorry.
[GASPS]
Back to the ship.
[GROWLS]
Everybody.
Follow our lead.
All you, Death.
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Death ain't dying today. Unh.
[GRUNTING]
BOTH: Yeah.
BOTH: Uhh. Resistance.
Break it down,
Party Horse.
Whoo. Get ready
for some killer moves.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oowah-oowah.
Aah. I hate breakdancing.
Hyah. Aah.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
I-I still get a five-star rating
for doing this, right?
No way out this time, dweeb.
Yeah.
I'm hit.
Aah.
Hmm-hmmm. Nice of you
to drop in, dude.
BOTH: Whoo.
No way.
Yahoo.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ow.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Gary, you know what to do.
Okay.
Y-Y-Yah.
BOTH: Yeah.
ALL: Yay.
Let's delete this scene.
BOTH:
5.1 surround shockwave.
Elbow drop.
Whoo-hoo.
Yeah.
Good battle.
Jolly good battle.
Huh?
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else
grows really big
to show their dominance,
but is actually
really small deep down?
My... mom.
[LAUGHS] Good one.
[HANDS SLAP]
[ALL GASPING]
No-o-o-o-o.
Give up, Pops.
All your friends
are going to die,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
We can still resolve this,
brother.
Stop calling me that.
[ALL GROANING]
Oh.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Uh, not cool.
[ALL SCREAM]
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
Just came from
this hot party--Aah.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Aah.
BOTH: No-o-o-o.
[WHIMPERING]
Heh heh heh. This ends now.
[SCREAMING]
Huh?
[YELLS]
Aah.
Dude, look.
Oh, no.
Dude, the end is coming.
We have to stop it.
Hang on-n-n-n.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
It's not working.
Dude, we got to eject.
Not yet. We got to fly
between 'em.
You're crazy.
Now.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
[CROWD CHEERING]
All right, Beef Burrito.
I'm gonna give you
one more chance
to take back
what you said about my mom.
I'll kill you.
[GRUNTS]
Ooh. Ooh. Uhh...
Tag up. Tag up.
Uh...
Raah.
What?
Oh, you want us
to put the hurt on you?
I think he wants me
to put the hurt on him.
I think he wants you
to put the hurt on him.
You think he wants me
to put the hurt on him?
Yes, I do.
Aah.
BOTH: Aah.
[DISTORTED] Wait a minute.
I think we've done this before.
[NORMAL VOICE] Aah.
Uh... yay.
Hang on, dude.
This has happened before.
What? What are you
talking about? No, it hasn't.
Yes, it ha-- Ahh.
[HYPERVENTILATES]
Man, are you okay?
How hard did you
hit your head?
Medium hard,
but that's not the point.
We've seriously
done this before.
I think I would remember
breaking a hole in the wall.
We're gonna get fired
for this.
We're not gonna get fired.
Not for this, not for
smashing up Benson's car
or ruining everyone's
Thanksgiving dinner.
Not even for releasing a demon
into the park.
We actually still have our jobs
for, like, six years after this.
You're being insane.
Even if you could
see into the future,
we'd totally get fired
for all that stuff.
I'm right, Mordecai.
I can prove it.
[GRUNTS] Here it is.
The futuristic Blu-ray box set
that tells the story
of the next six years
of our lives,
including all those times
we didn't get fired,
your relationship issues,
plus, when we went to space
in a dome
and when the universe
got destroyed
by Pops' evil twin brother
Anti-Pops.
Dude, just holding up a box
while you say crazy stuff
doesn't prove anything.
But it's all here on Blu-ray.
Uhh.
You keep saying that,
but "Blu-ray" just sounds
as made-up as everything else.
If it was a VHS box set,
you might have a case.
Hey, you think
if we sell this thing,
we can make enough money
to fix the ho--
[GASPS] I remember.
I remember.
Huh?
W-What's going on? Huh?
This isn't right.
I think we're in a glitch,
and time didn't reset.
We got to get back
to help Pops.
I know how we can do it.
♪ Take us to the end,
Take us to the end, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Won't you take us
To the end? ♪
Heh heh heh heh heh.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Say good night, Pops.
Heh heh heh heh.
My friends.
You've killed all my friends.
Yeah, and you're next.
Guess who's
not dead after all.
What?
Mordecai. Rigby.
That's right. Just hit
a little glitch in time.
We'll always
have your back, bro.
Not for long.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
No.
Aah.
I say,
what a handsome chap
in the newspaper,
don't you think?
Is that me? Hello? Hello?
Uh, sure.
Where am I? What is this?
I'll be back in a second
with the check.
Anti-Pops. Hyah.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
[BOTH GASP]
Aah. Aah.
Rigby, hold on.
Pops, help.
[LAUGHS]
Aah.
We're dead times a hundred.
We're dead times a hundred.
Rigby.
Pops.
Give me your ha-- Unh.
Pops.
Huh?
An adhesive note?
Aah.
Dude, I'm freaking out.
Aah. Help.
Get it off. Get it off.
Aah. Dude,
what the heck is going on?
The fabric of reality
is unravelling.
No-o-o-o.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Mordecai, Rigby. No-o-o-o.
SEER: Sometimes
doing something different
makes all the difference.
We can still resolve this,
brother.
Aah.
I don't need a hug.
Aah.
Stop running.
Pops, he's too powerful.
You'll never beat him alone.
I know you all mean well,
but I should've been
listening to my heart
this whole time.
You boys stay here.
Pops.
Show yourself, coward.
POPS: I'm here.
[ROARS]
Uhh.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
No-o-o.
Feelings.
[BOTH GASP]
This can't work, Pops.
The minute you let me go,
I'm gonna blast you
into nothing.
I know.
So I'm not going to let go.
What?
Ahh.
BOTH: Pops, don't.
[THINKING] Don't worry,
Mordecai and Rigby.
I know you're sad,
but I promise
this is a happy ending.
Take care of each other.
Goodbye.
All those one-star reviews.
I... I wish I could
take it all back.
You can try.
You and I together...
brother.
[SIZZLING]
Guess this is it.
If anyone's listening,
I want to come back
as a dolphin.
Oh, good one.
Me too.
No, wait. An eagle.
No. A pterodactyl
with a really big--
Breaking news. Months after
the return of domes
around the world,
and three years after
their mysterious departure,
it seems like
we're getting reports
that the park dome
is finally back.
It's back, everybody.
It's back.
♪ I ♪
♪ I wish you could swim ♪
♪ Like dolphins ♪
♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Nothing
Will keep us together ♪
♪ We can beat them ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I will be king ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Will drive them away ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ We can be us ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I can remember ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ Standing ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ And the guns ♪
♪ Shot above our heads ♪
♪ Over our heads ♪
♪ And we kissed ♪
♪ As though
Nothing could fall ♪
♪ Nothing could fall ♪
Man, I can't believe
it's been 25 years.
Yeah. I wish Pops
could've been here to see this.
Well, if it wasn't for him,
we wouldn't have this.
Yeah. Hey, do you think
those old video games
are still in the shed?
Yeah. We should check it out,
for old cart's sake.
Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Whoa-oa-oa.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I can't believe
we used to do that.
♪ Just for one day ♪
[STATIC]
POPS: Ah. Jolly good show.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Dude, I can't believe
he's alive.
Yeah, no one
could survive that.
Huh. Do you ever think about
how many people
we've seen probably die?
Ehh, I'm sure
they're all fine.
Oh, surely
there's still time
to settle this like gentlemen.
Hah. Tell you what, Pops.
I'll make you
a gentlemanly deal.
You and I fight one-on-one,
just you and me.
If you knock me down,
the universe is safe.
You go home, and everything
is regular again.
But if I knock you down,
I destroy the universe!
How's that for gentlemanly?
Very well.
I accept your terms.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ew. That's not for me.
10, 11, 12.
That's a 24-pack, bro.
[SNARLS] Aah.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Pops.
Pops.
No.
This is his fight.
Your technique is impressive,
but you won't win this time.
Ah. Ahh.
[Gasps]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Aah.
[BELL DINGING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Ahh.
Enough.
[GRUNTS]
Aah.
[GROANS]
Pops knocked him over.
The universe is safe.
[ALL CHEER]
It was an arduous battle,
and though we had our--
Fire.
Pops.
Pops.
But I knocked you over.
We made a gentlemanly deal.
A deal is only as good as
the man who makes it.
You thought you could
get away from me, Disk Masters,
but everyone streams eventually.
Ah, great.
Streaming's here now?
Oh, good.
Some extra help.
The more, the merrier.
Dude, let's go.
Hey.
Where are you going?
BOTH: Trust us.
Ach.
Hey, lady. You gonna help us
down here or what?
Well, I am supposed to
remain neutral, but...
Aw, heck. Get on up here.
All right.
Ah. Aah.
[YELLS]
Let's bust a cap
on this data.
Oh, yay-ah. Rap-ah.
Minions, merge with me
and let us stream like
we've never streamt before.
[BEEPING]
[YELLS]
Streaming went from buffering
to buff.
We're gonna need
some more help.
HD-DVD: Mind if we
join in on the fun?
MORDECAI:
HD-DVD and Blu-ray?
What? This wasn't in
the tapestry.
Well, consider this
the extended edition.
And you're about to get
a whole lot of
exclusive HD content.
Baby ducks.
What's up, dudes?
Greetings, dudes.
Told you we'd meet up with you.
Sureshot?
We thought you died.
Not before I cloned myself.
I got a whole bunch
of back-up clones--
Sure Enough Shot,
Sure Whatever Shot,
Close Enough Shot.
As long as none of them
are poor shots.
Not this clone.
Aah. How many reinforcements
do these guys have?
Oh, no.
You blokes weren't gonna
end the universe without me,
were you?
We'll give Anti-Pops
something to really cry about.
BOTH: Aw,
yea-yea-yea-yea-yea.
End-of-the-universe party.
Woot woot.
Baby ducks, assemble.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SPEAKS LIZARKIAN]
Nah. I want to see what
their final form looks like.
Aw, come on.
Excuse me. Sorry.
[GASPS]
Back to the ship.
[GROWLS]
Everybody.
Follow our lead.
All you, Death.
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Death ain't dying today. Unh.
[GRUNTING]
BOTH: Yeah.
BOTH: Uhh. Resistance.
Break it down,
Party Horse.
Whoo. Get ready
for some killer moves.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oowah-oowah.
Aah. I hate breakdancing.
Hyah. Aah.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
I-I still get a five-star rating
for doing this, right?
No way out this time, dweeb.
Yeah.
I'm hit.
Aah.
Hmm-hmmm. Nice of you
to drop in, dude.
BOTH: Whoo.
No way.
Yahoo.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ow.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Gary, you know what to do.
Okay.
Y-Y-Yah.
BOTH: Yeah.
ALL: Yay.
Let's delete this scene.
BOTH:
5.1 surround shockwave.
Elbow drop.
Whoo-hoo.
Yeah.
Good battle.
Jolly good battle.
Huh?
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else
grows really big
to show their dominance,
but is actually
really small deep down?
My... mom.
[LAUGHS] Good one.
[HANDS SLAP]
[ALL GASPING]
No-o-o-o-o.
Give up, Pops.
All your friends
are going to die,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
We can still resolve this,
brother.
Stop calling me that.
[ALL GROANING]
Oh.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Uh, not cool.
[ALL SCREAM]
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
Just came from
this hot party--Aah.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Aah.
BOTH: No-o-o-o.
[WHIMPERING]
Heh heh heh. This ends now.
[SCREAMING]
Huh?
[YELLS]
Aah.
Dude, look.
Oh, no.
Dude, the end is coming.
We have to stop it.
Hang on-n-n-n.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
It's not working.
Dude, we got to eject.
Not yet. We got to fly
between 'em.
You're crazy.
Now.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
[CROWD CHEERING]
All right, Beef Burrito.
I'm gonna give you
one more chance
to take back
what you said about my mom.
I'll kill you.
[GRUNTS]
Ooh. Ooh. Uhh...
Tag up. Tag up.
Uh...
Raah.
What?
Oh, you want us
to put the hurt on you?
I think he wants me
to put the hurt on him.
I think he wants you
to put the hurt on him.
You think he wants me
to put the hurt on him?
Yes, I do.
Aah.
BOTH: Aah.
[DISTORTED] Wait a minute.
I think we've done this before.
[NORMAL VOICE] Aah.
Uh... yay.
Hang on, dude.
This has happened before.
What? What are you
talking about? No, it hasn't.
Yes, it ha-- Ahh.
[HYPERVENTILATES]
Man, are you okay?
How hard did you
hit your head?
Medium hard,
but that's not the point.
We've seriously
done this before.
I think I would remember
breaking a hole in the wall.
We're gonna get fired
for this.
We're not gonna get fired.
Not for this, not for
smashing up Benson's car
or ruining everyone's
Thanksgiving dinner.
Not even for releasing a demon
into the park.
We actually still have our jobs
for, like, six years after this.
You're being insane.
Even if you could
see into the future,
we'd totally get fired
for all that stuff.
I'm right, Mordecai.
I can prove it.
[GRUNTS] Here it is.
The futuristic Blu-ray box set
that tells the story
of the next six years
of our lives,
including all those times
we didn't get fired,
your relationship issues,
plus, when we went to space
in a dome
and when the universe
got destroyed
by Pops' evil twin brother
Anti-Pops.
Dude, just holding up a box
while you say crazy stuff
doesn't prove anything.
But it's all here on Blu-ray.
Uhh.
You keep saying that,
but "Blu-ray" just sounds
as made-up as everything else.
If it was a VHS box set,
you might have a case.
Hey, you think
if we sell this thing,
we can make enough money
to fix the ho--
[GASPS] I remember.
I remember.
Huh?
W-What's going on? Huh?
This isn't right.
I think we're in a glitch,
and time didn't reset.
We got to get back
to help Pops.
I know how we can do it.
♪ Take us to the end,
Take us to the end, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Won't you take us
To the end? ♪
Heh heh heh heh heh.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Say good night, Pops.
Heh heh heh heh.
My friends.
You've killed all my friends.
Yeah, and you're next.
Guess who's
not dead after all.
What?
Mordecai. Rigby.
That's right. Just hit
a little glitch in time.
We'll always
have your back, bro.
Not for long.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
No.
Aah.
I say,
what a handsome chap
in the newspaper,
don't you think?
Is that me? Hello? Hello?
Uh, sure.
Where am I? What is this?
I'll be back in a second
with the check.
Anti-Pops. Hyah.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
[BOTH GASP]
Aah. Aah.
Rigby, hold on.
Pops, help.
[LAUGHS]
Aah.
We're dead times a hundred.
We're dead times a hundred.
Rigby.
Pops.
Give me your ha-- Unh.
Pops.
Huh?
An adhesive note?
Aah.
Dude, I'm freaking out.
Aah. Help.
Get it off. Get it off.
Aah. Dude,
what the heck is going on?
The fabric of reality
is unravelling.
No-o-o-o.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Mordecai, Rigby. No-o-o-o.
SEER: Sometimes
doing something different
makes all the difference.
We can still resolve this,
brother.
Aah.
I don't need a hug.
Aah.
Stop running.
Pops, he's too powerful.
You'll never beat him alone.
I know you all mean well,
but I should've been
listening to my heart
this whole time.
You boys stay here.
Pops.
Show yourself, coward.
POPS: I'm here.
[ROARS]
Uhh.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
No-o-o.
Feelings.
[BOTH GASP]
This can't work, Pops.
The minute you let me go,
I'm gonna blast you
into nothing.
I know.
So I'm not going to let go.
What?
Ahh.
BOTH: Pops, don't.
[THINKING] Don't worry,
Mordecai and Rigby.
I know you're sad,
but I promise
this is a happy ending.
Take care of each other.
Goodbye.
All those one-star reviews.
I... I wish I could
take it all back.
You can try.
You and I together...
brother.
[SIZZLING]
Guess this is it.
If anyone's listening,
I want to come back
as a dolphin.
Oh, good one.
Me too.
No, wait. An eagle.
No. A pterodactyl
with a really big--
Breaking news. Months after
the return of domes
around the world,
and three years after
their mysterious departure,
it seems like
we're getting reports
that the park dome
is finally back.
It's back, everybody.
It's back.
♪ I ♪
♪ I wish you could swim ♪
♪ Like dolphins ♪
♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Nothing
Will keep us together ♪
♪ We can beat them ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I will be king ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Will drive them away ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ We can be us ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I can remember ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ Standing ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ And the guns ♪
♪ Shot above our heads ♪
♪ Over our heads ♪
♪ And we kissed ♪
♪ As though
Nothing could fall ♪
♪ Nothing could fall ♪
Man, I can't believe
it's been 25 years.
Yeah. I wish Pops
could've been here to see this.
Well, if it wasn't for him,
we wouldn't have this.
Yeah. Hey, do you think
those old video games
are still in the shed?
Yeah. We should check it out,
for old cart's sake.
Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Whoa-oa-oa.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I can't believe
we used to do that.
♪ Just for one day ♪
[STATIC]
POPS: Ah. Jolly good show.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]