Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 22 - Guys Night 2 - full transcript
The bros go on a second adventure before Thomas goes into hiding as an agent
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Your safety-deposit
box, sir.
Thank you.
Do you need
anything else?
A little
breathing room.
Of course, sir.
[GUN COCKS, THEN POWERS UP]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[GUNS POWERING UP]
After him!
Ugh! I can't believe
we lost him!
[♪♪♪]
[CHUCKLES]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Ugh.
[SIGHS]
I wish we could
find the remote.
There's probably
nothing on, anyway.
Worst guys' night ever.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
You get it.
No, you!
No way, bros.
I'm all settled in.
Pizza delivery.
Uh, we didn't order--
It's on the house.
Aw, sweet!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why is it free?
Oh, it's a gift
from an old friend.
[BOTH GRUNT]
What's going on?
Ugh!
I hate it
when old guys do that!
Don't worry. It's just me!
Nikolai!
ALL: Thomas!
Oh, I guess Nikolai
is his real name.
But we knew him
as Thomas first.
Yeah, let's
go with that.
ALL:
Thomas!
What are you
doing here?
I'm here
to take you out...
for a good time!
I have become tired
of living in exile,
danger around every corner,
secret agents
hunting me down at all costs.
It's like, "I get it.
I betrayed your country,
but come on already!"
My point is, I have a plan
to escape once and for all.
I have to get to
this rendezvous point.
There is train
by the old dam
that I must be on
at midnight exactly.
Then I will be free
of my past.
But first, I wished to see
all of you one last time.
To hang out with the only
buddies I've ever known.
That is...
if you want to hang out with me.
[SNIFFLES, CLEARS THROAT]
Of course we do.
You know,
I don't think
Thomas was ever
at a guys' night before.
Yeah, he was.
Hey, Thomas, go get us
more chips at the store.
[SIGHS]
Fine.
[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
MUSCLE MAN:
Just put the chips down
and back away slowly.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that, Thomas.
It's okay.
I was an intern.
Well, get ready, 'cause
you're about to experience
guys' night
classic style!
Guys' night!
Guys' night!
Guys' night?
ALL:
Guys' night!
[♪♪♪]
[ALL CHEERING]
[LAUGHS]
Wait, check
this one out!
ALL:
Whoa!
I learned that in Turkey.
How?
You get creative
when you're being chased
by a team
of ninja assassins.
[SIGHS]
You are so cool now.
My life is not
all cool.
Well, I should probably go to
my rendezvous point now.
ALL: Aw!
You must stay.
But I only have one hour
before I'm supposed to be there.
One hour?
That's tons of time.
Yeah, man, just come out
to Wing Kingdom
for one last meal
before you go.
Yeah! Wing Kingdom!
ALL [CHANTING]:
Wing Kingdom! Wing Kingdom!
Wing Kingdom!
Aw, all right.
[ALL CHEER]
But I will have to wear my mask
to go out in public.
The secret agents,
they still thirst for my blood.
Once I get on that train,
I'll be able to go
from country to country,
maybe sampling chicken wings
from each culture.
If that's what your life
is gonna be like,
then sign me up!
My life is
very dangerous.
There is death
lurking everywhere.
I have to live
under the radar.
No documents, no papers,
no identity.
I can't even get
video-store membership.
Ew.
That blows.
Oh, my!
I envy your life
at the park.
It is nice, simple.
I've never thought
about it like that,
but, you know,
with skills like yours,
you can pretty much
do anything.
Once you make it
to the rendezvous,
you're free. You can make
whatever life you want.
Yes, perhaps I even run
my own video store!
That's the spirit, Thomas!
Yeah!
Yeah, you've got time
to figure it out.
To old friends
and new beginnings.
[ALL CHEER]
Please, allow me
to pay for this feast.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Your non-marked, non-consecutive
bills are no good here.
Oh, come on, guys.
We got this.
I'm supposed to
take you out.
Well, thank you all
for making this a great night.
I will cherish it
always.
But you can't cherish it
if you don't have a wing.
Yeah, you haven't
had a wing all night.
Oh, yes, it's just really hard
to eat with this mask,
but I guess one wing
could not hurt.
Ah, much better.
Wha--?
The old crow
is back on the playground.
In pursuit!
Run!
Get to the car!
You need to
get out of here.
But what about you?
I can handle these guys.
Just go!
Get in the car!
We can help you
get to the rendezvous point!
[GUN POWERS UP]
Uh, okay, good plan.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
How we doing on time?
It is good.
We should make it
if we keep going like this.
Oh, dear!
[WHIMPERS,
THEN SCREAMS]
Bad show!
[TIRES SCREECH]
We lost him.
[ALL GASP]
I will take
the wheel!
[GRUNTS]
ALL:
Whoa!
Whoo! Yeah!
[ENGINE REVS]
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPS]
What was
in those boxes?
These night jobs,
I tell ya!
Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha!
Better get time and a half
for this one!
Th-- Th-- Th-- The--
Maybe we should've moved this
with the truck.
[GASPS]
Whoa!
A car chase!
[GASPS]
I can't believe I missed
this text from Eileen!
You'd better
hold on to that.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Whoa!
[TIRES SCREECH]
Not again!
Get inside! Quickly.
[ALL PANTING]
MAN:
There's nowhere to run.
Give yourself up.
[ALL SHOUT]
Into the tunnel!
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GASP]
[TRAIN HORN BLARES]
My rendezvous point!
I'll have to jump for it.
What?
Thomas, that's crazy!
You'll never make it, bro!
MAN:
Over here!
I have to try.
It is my last shot
at freedom!
So is this...goodbye?
Buddies do not
say "goodbye."
They say,
"See you later, buddy!"
We'll never
forget you dude.
Sorry we couldn't have had
a guys' night sooner.
This is the best guys' night
ever, thanks to you.
Why couldn't you have been
this cool before you left?
I was, Muscle Man.
I was.
[SOBS]
Excuse me.
I think I have something
in my eye.
[TRAIN HORN BLARING]
No!
Guys'
night!
Thomas.
Out of the way!
The old crow is silent.
Commence clean-up operation.
We were never here.
Is he really...?
He was
a true guys' guy.
[♪♪♪]
ALL:
Huh?
Thomas!
But the train!
This was real
rendezvous point.
You had to know as little
as possible for your safety.
Now I am truly free.
Thank you all.
ALL:
Guys' night!
Guys' night!
[SIREN WAILING]
Man, that was
the best guys' night ever.
Indeed.
Wait, guys' night?
Guys' night?
Guys' night?
ALL:
Guys' night!
[SONAR PINGING]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Your safety-deposit
box, sir.
Thank you.
Do you need
anything else?
A little
breathing room.
Of course, sir.
[GUN COCKS, THEN POWERS UP]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[GUNS POWERING UP]
After him!
Ugh! I can't believe
we lost him!
[♪♪♪]
[CHUCKLES]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Ugh.
[SIGHS]
I wish we could
find the remote.
There's probably
nothing on, anyway.
Worst guys' night ever.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
You get it.
No, you!
No way, bros.
I'm all settled in.
Pizza delivery.
Uh, we didn't order--
It's on the house.
Aw, sweet!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why is it free?
Oh, it's a gift
from an old friend.
[BOTH GRUNT]
What's going on?
Ugh!
I hate it
when old guys do that!
Don't worry. It's just me!
Nikolai!
ALL: Thomas!
Oh, I guess Nikolai
is his real name.
But we knew him
as Thomas first.
Yeah, let's
go with that.
ALL:
Thomas!
What are you
doing here?
I'm here
to take you out...
for a good time!
I have become tired
of living in exile,
danger around every corner,
secret agents
hunting me down at all costs.
It's like, "I get it.
I betrayed your country,
but come on already!"
My point is, I have a plan
to escape once and for all.
I have to get to
this rendezvous point.
There is train
by the old dam
that I must be on
at midnight exactly.
Then I will be free
of my past.
But first, I wished to see
all of you one last time.
To hang out with the only
buddies I've ever known.
That is...
if you want to hang out with me.
[SNIFFLES, CLEARS THROAT]
Of course we do.
You know,
I don't think
Thomas was ever
at a guys' night before.
Yeah, he was.
Hey, Thomas, go get us
more chips at the store.
[SIGHS]
Fine.
[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
MUSCLE MAN:
Just put the chips down
and back away slowly.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that, Thomas.
It's okay.
I was an intern.
Well, get ready, 'cause
you're about to experience
guys' night
classic style!
Guys' night!
Guys' night!
Guys' night?
ALL:
Guys' night!
[♪♪♪]
[ALL CHEERING]
[LAUGHS]
Wait, check
this one out!
ALL:
Whoa!
I learned that in Turkey.
How?
You get creative
when you're being chased
by a team
of ninja assassins.
[SIGHS]
You are so cool now.
My life is not
all cool.
Well, I should probably go to
my rendezvous point now.
ALL: Aw!
You must stay.
But I only have one hour
before I'm supposed to be there.
One hour?
That's tons of time.
Yeah, man, just come out
to Wing Kingdom
for one last meal
before you go.
Yeah! Wing Kingdom!
ALL [CHANTING]:
Wing Kingdom! Wing Kingdom!
Wing Kingdom!
Aw, all right.
[ALL CHEER]
But I will have to wear my mask
to go out in public.
The secret agents,
they still thirst for my blood.
Once I get on that train,
I'll be able to go
from country to country,
maybe sampling chicken wings
from each culture.
If that's what your life
is gonna be like,
then sign me up!
My life is
very dangerous.
There is death
lurking everywhere.
I have to live
under the radar.
No documents, no papers,
no identity.
I can't even get
video-store membership.
Ew.
That blows.
Oh, my!
I envy your life
at the park.
It is nice, simple.
I've never thought
about it like that,
but, you know,
with skills like yours,
you can pretty much
do anything.
Once you make it
to the rendezvous,
you're free. You can make
whatever life you want.
Yes, perhaps I even run
my own video store!
That's the spirit, Thomas!
Yeah!
Yeah, you've got time
to figure it out.
To old friends
and new beginnings.
[ALL CHEER]
Please, allow me
to pay for this feast.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Your non-marked, non-consecutive
bills are no good here.
Oh, come on, guys.
We got this.
I'm supposed to
take you out.
Well, thank you all
for making this a great night.
I will cherish it
always.
But you can't cherish it
if you don't have a wing.
Yeah, you haven't
had a wing all night.
Oh, yes, it's just really hard
to eat with this mask,
but I guess one wing
could not hurt.
Ah, much better.
Wha--?
The old crow
is back on the playground.
In pursuit!
Run!
Get to the car!
You need to
get out of here.
But what about you?
I can handle these guys.
Just go!
Get in the car!
We can help you
get to the rendezvous point!
[GUN POWERS UP]
Uh, okay, good plan.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
How we doing on time?
It is good.
We should make it
if we keep going like this.
Oh, dear!
[WHIMPERS,
THEN SCREAMS]
Bad show!
[TIRES SCREECH]
We lost him.
[ALL GASP]
I will take
the wheel!
[GRUNTS]
ALL:
Whoa!
Whoo! Yeah!
[ENGINE REVS]
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPS]
What was
in those boxes?
These night jobs,
I tell ya!
Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha!
Better get time and a half
for this one!
Th-- Th-- Th-- The--
Maybe we should've moved this
with the truck.
[GASPS]
Whoa!
A car chase!
[GASPS]
I can't believe I missed
this text from Eileen!
You'd better
hold on to that.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Whoa!
[TIRES SCREECH]
Not again!
Get inside! Quickly.
[ALL PANTING]
MAN:
There's nowhere to run.
Give yourself up.
[ALL SHOUT]
Into the tunnel!
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GASP]
[TRAIN HORN BLARES]
My rendezvous point!
I'll have to jump for it.
What?
Thomas, that's crazy!
You'll never make it, bro!
MAN:
Over here!
I have to try.
It is my last shot
at freedom!
So is this...goodbye?
Buddies do not
say "goodbye."
They say,
"See you later, buddy!"
We'll never
forget you dude.
Sorry we couldn't have had
a guys' night sooner.
This is the best guys' night
ever, thanks to you.
Why couldn't you have been
this cool before you left?
I was, Muscle Man.
I was.
[SOBS]
Excuse me.
I think I have something
in my eye.
[TRAIN HORN BLARING]
No!
Guys'
night!
Thomas.
Out of the way!
The old crow is silent.
Commence clean-up operation.
We were never here.
Is he really...?
He was
a true guys' guy.
[♪♪♪]
ALL:
Huh?
Thomas!
But the train!
This was real
rendezvous point.
You had to know as little
as possible for your safety.
Now I am truly free.
Thank you all.
ALL:
Guys' night!
Guys' night!
[SIREN WAILING]
Man, that was
the best guys' night ever.
Indeed.
Wait, guys' night?
Guys' night?
Guys' night?
ALL:
Guys' night!
[SONAR PINGING]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]