Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 3, Episode 18 - Gut Model - full transcript
Good, you're all here. As you probably already know, today marks five years I've worked at the park. So in honor of me, we're eating at Fry it Up at 8:00!
Oh, no can do, Muscle Man.
What? Why not?
We already made plans with Margaret and Eileen.
Pssh, your loss, bro. While you're striking out with some chicks, we'll be scoring some wings! And some chicks! Am I right, Skips?
Sorry, I can't either. I'm bowling with Pops and Benson.
Lawn bowling!
Ugh! Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Fives.
Lawn bowling!
Ugh! Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Fives.
- Oh....
- What?
Low-Five is graduating from the police academy tonight! He's my brother, I have to go!
- Fine! You're all uninvited!
- Dude, don't be like that.
No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO!
- Fine! You're all uninvited!
- Dude, don't be like that.
No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO!
- Oh, are you waiting for more people?
- No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party!
Okay...
- Oh, are you waiting for more people?
- No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party!
Okay...
Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken.
Okay...
Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken.
Uh, no. I'm gonna keep this for a minute.
Those guys are totally missing out.
Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all!
- A little fried milk, please.
- I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge.
Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all!
- A little fried milk, please.
- I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge.
- Hold the phone?
- Holding.
- I think we found our solution.
- Uh, excuse me sir.
- What?
Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
- Uh, excuse me sir.
- What?
Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though.
Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though.
(Filbert whistles)
- I told you.
Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though.
(Filbert whistles)
- I told you.
Tell me kid, have you ever thought of becoming a model?
(Filbert whistles)
- I told you.
Tell me kid, have you ever thought of becoming a model?
- No.
- Because you sir, have the perfect body..
To pose as a pregnant woman. Hi. Filbert & Mulligan. Mommy Monthly Magazine.
- Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman.
- (Laughs) I just love this kid!
To pose as a pregnant woman. Hi. Filbert & Mulligan. Mommy Monthly Magazine.
- Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman.
- (Laughs) I just love this kid!
Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly.
- Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman.
- (Laughs) I just love this kid!
Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly.
- There's no disputing that.
- But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long.
Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly.
- There's no disputing that.
- But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long.
Plus, pregnant women don't stay pregnant forever.
- There's no disputing that.
- But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long.
Plus, pregnant women don't stay pregnant forever.
So that's where you come in. As a gut model. And that is the technical term for males in this business, gut model. You'd make some real sweet dough.
- Some beacoup dinero.
- Well, I got other commitments right now, but I appreciate the compliment.
- Hey, we appreciate the view.
- Of your gut.
Because you look a lot like a pregnant woman.
Give us a dangle if you change your mind.
Because you look a lot like a pregnant woman.
Give us a dangle if you change your mind.
Pssssh. A model. Yeah, right.
Hmmm. "Ooooh, Muscle Man! We're sorry we didn't hang out with you. Please don't leave us to be a gut model."
That's right. Keep begging.. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmmm. "Ooooh, Muscle Man! We're sorry we didn't hang out with you. Please don't leave us to be a gut model."
That's right. Keep begging.. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
- Ok, everybody. Listen up. Before we do the chore handout today, Muscle Man has something he'd like to say.
- I'm quitting.
I was scooted by some guys at Mommy Monthly Magazine, so I'm ditching you losers to be a world-famous gut model. Whaddya thinka about that?
- Wow, awesome!
- Awesome
- That's really cool
Sounds like a golden opportunity.
Uhh, yeah. Ladies, afterparties, and I'll be making oju dinero.
That's great, Muscle Man. I'll just fix the schedule.
Uhh, yeah. Ladies, afterparties, and I'll be making oju dinero.
That's great, Muscle Man. I'll just fix the schedule.
Hi Fives, you're with Mordecai and Rigby now.
- Alright!
- Yeah-yuh!
- Alright!
Hi Fives, you're with Mordecai and Rigby now.
- Alright!
- Yeah-yuh!
- Alright!
Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something.
- Alright!
- Yeah-yuh!
- Alright!
Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something.
Oh we understand. When Mommy Monthly calls you pick up the phone!
Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something.
Oh we understand. When Mommy Monthly calls you pick up the phone!
Alright everyone, we've got a lot to do today.
Fine. I'll see you guys later! But probably not! Because I'm leaving! To be a famous gut model! I'm really gonna do it!
No, no, no- Oh, there he is!
- There's our guy!
- Yeah, so I guess I'll take the job.
- Great, great!
- Love it! Hey, we didn't catch your name last time.
- There's our guy!
- Yeah, so I guess I'll take the job.
- Great, great!
- Love it! Hey, we didn't catch your name last time.
Mitch. But my friends call me Muscle Man!
- Alright, Mitch.
- Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready!
Mitch. But my friends call me Muscle Man!
- Alright, Mitch.
- Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready!
This is big, Mitch. Your whole life is about to change.
- Alright, Mitch.
- Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready!
This is big, Mitch. Your whole life is about to change.
- We need to celebrate!
- Launch party tonight. Boom!
Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom!
- We need to celebrate!
- Launch party tonight. Boom!
Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom!
- I like the boom of that.
- We'll do it Al Fresco! That park over there.
Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom!
- I like the boom of that.
- We'll do it Al Fresco! That park over there.
Hey, that's where I work!
Used to work. Right, Mitch?
Hey, that's where I work!
Used to work. Right, Mitch?
Yeah. Yeah, forget those guys. This is gonna be awesome!
Used to work. Right, Mitch?
Yeah. Yeah, forget those guys. This is gonna be awesome!
This is the magazine industry, Mitch. No hi-fives, okay?
How bout some quick test shots, huh?
- Yeah! Uh-huh! Oh, these look great Mitch!
- Hey, you know who else look great in photographs? MY MOM! (Chuckles)
- Is that a joke?
- Look Mitch, we don't do jokes here. Just let your gut do the talking.
- But I was just-
- Shirt! Shirt!
There we go! Yes! (Chuckles) Mi-i-i-i-itch
(Music playing)
- I'll have the besta miyata.
- Benson!
(Music playing)
- I'll have the besta miyata.
- Benson!
Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt.
- I'll have the besta miyata.
- Benson!
Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt.
Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed.
Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt.
Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed.
- Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing.
- What?
Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed.
- Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing.
- What?
But what do you care? You're gonna be a gut model. Get out there and mingle!
- Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing.
- What?
But what do you care? You're gonna be a gut model. Get out there and mingle!
Give up, guys. It's never gonna work.
- What are you talking about?
- I know you guys are planning a prank or something. Better get it in while you can. It's your last chance.
But if it's really good, I'll have to stay and get you back.
Alright, you got us. We did plan something.
- Oh ho ho! Man, I knew it!
- Ok, ready?
Alright, you got us. We did plan something.
- Oh ho ho! Man, I knew it!
- Ok, ready?
♪ Muscle Man, Muscle Man!
Usually so obscene ♪
♪ But now you're following your dream
Just don't become a drama queen! ♪
♪ Muscle Man, Muscle Man!
Usually so obscene ♪
♪ But now you're following your dream
Just don't become a drama queen! ♪
♪ Modeling, modeling
We are modeling, modeling! ♪
- That's it?
- 'That's it'?
- We've been working on that all day!
- (Sighs) This is it. I'm really leaving
- I know. It's crazy.
- You're gonna be lost without me, bro.
- I'll get by.
Yeah, right! I know you're gonna miss me. I might consider staying if you like, begged me or something.
- Muscle Man, I-
- Hello, hello?
Hi, welcome everyone. Thanks for coming out to honour the new gut of Mommy Monthly Magazine. Mitch, where are ya?
- Muscle Man, I-
- Hello, hello?
Hi, welcome everyone. Thanks for coming out to honour the new gut of Mommy Monthly Magazine. Mitch, where are ya?
- Get up here!
(Cheers and applause)
- Uh, what were you saying, bro?
You better get up there.
- There he is! Mitch, everybody!
(Muscle Man's friends cheering him on)
- Well, the time has come.
Just sign the contract and you'll be a world-famous gut model.
Uh, well, I mean, if no one objects to me leaving. Anyone have a good reason why I shouldn't sign this contract?
Just remember us when you're famous!
(Laughs)
Uh, well, I mean, if no one objects to me leaving. Anyone have a good reason why I shouldn't sign this contract?
Just remember us when you're famous!
(Laughs)
(Sighs)
Ladies and gentleman, our new gut model for life!
(Everyone cheers)
- Wait, what? For life? You're joking, right?
- We don't joke kid, remember? Read the contract.
(Muscle Man's friends chatting and laughing)
- Okay, fine! If this is it and you all want me to go so bad...!
- Huh?
- Huh?
You want me to go be a gut model?! I'll go be a gut model! But this gut model's going out with a bang, baby! Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah! Fry it up, everyone! Fry up EVERYTHING!
Stop! You can't put inedible items in the fryer!
It's my party and I'll fry if I want to!
Take cover, everyone!
Go! Go!
Muscle Man!
- Calm down! You're ruining everything!
- Everything's already ruined! I thought you guys were my friends, but no one cares if I leave.
- Dude, what? Of course we care.
- We're just happy for you!
We don't want to stand in the way of your new life!
What new life? I never wanted to be a gut model. I just wanted you guys to say you needed me.
We don't want to stand in the way of your new life!
What new life? I never wanted to be a gut model. I just wanted you guys to say you needed me.
We do need you! I need you!
Well, I needed you at that restaurant last night. You're the one person I thought I could count on.
We do need you! I need you!
Well, I needed you at that restaurant last night. You're the one person I thought I could count on.
Dude, that was just bad timing! Get over it! If you left, it wouldn't be the same.
- Really?
- I'd be miserable without you, bro. You're my best friend.
(Screams)
(Other screams)
Fives, let me out!
(Other screams)
Fives, let me out!
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna save my friends.
Yo, Grease Puddle!
You wanna fry something? Fry this!
Mitch, nooo!
Aaaaaaah!
Why'd ya do it, kid? You could have been one of the greatest gut models of all time!
My friends needed me, and I saved them.
Uh, actually, you didn't really do anything.
Yeah. Firemen are still trying to put out the Grease Monster with bread crumbs.
I mean, I guess you did buy us enough time to make it safety, so that was pretty cool.
Well, we don't need this anymore.
Whatever. I'd rather be fried and hanging with my bros at a park than be making dijon dinero as a gut model anyday.
And we wouldn't want it any other way.
(Laughs)
- Can you guys stop making me laugh? It hurts when I smile.
(Other laughs)
- Ahioooh!
Oh, no can do, Muscle Man.
What? Why not?
We already made plans with Margaret and Eileen.
Pssh, your loss, bro. While you're striking out with some chicks, we'll be scoring some wings! And some chicks! Am I right, Skips?
Sorry, I can't either. I'm bowling with Pops and Benson.
Lawn bowling!
Ugh! Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Fives.
Lawn bowling!
Ugh! Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Fives.
- Oh....
- What?
Low-Five is graduating from the police academy tonight! He's my brother, I have to go!
- Fine! You're all uninvited!
- Dude, don't be like that.
No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO!
- Fine! You're all uninvited!
- Dude, don't be like that.
No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO!
- Oh, are you waiting for more people?
- No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party!
Okay...
- Oh, are you waiting for more people?
- No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party!
Okay...
Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken.
Okay...
Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken.
Uh, no. I'm gonna keep this for a minute.
Those guys are totally missing out.
Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all!
- A little fried milk, please.
- I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge.
Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all!
- A little fried milk, please.
- I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge.
- Hold the phone?
- Holding.
- I think we found our solution.
- Uh, excuse me sir.
- What?
Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
- Uh, excuse me sir.
- What?
Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though.
Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute?
Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though.
(Filbert whistles)
- I told you.
Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though.
(Filbert whistles)
- I told you.
Tell me kid, have you ever thought of becoming a model?
(Filbert whistles)
- I told you.
Tell me kid, have you ever thought of becoming a model?
- No.
- Because you sir, have the perfect body..
To pose as a pregnant woman. Hi. Filbert & Mulligan. Mommy Monthly Magazine.
- Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman.
- (Laughs) I just love this kid!
To pose as a pregnant woman. Hi. Filbert & Mulligan. Mommy Monthly Magazine.
- Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman.
- (Laughs) I just love this kid!
Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly.
- Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman.
- (Laughs) I just love this kid!
Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly.
- There's no disputing that.
- But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long.
Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly.
- There's no disputing that.
- But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long.
Plus, pregnant women don't stay pregnant forever.
- There's no disputing that.
- But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long.
Plus, pregnant women don't stay pregnant forever.
So that's where you come in. As a gut model. And that is the technical term for males in this business, gut model. You'd make some real sweet dough.
- Some beacoup dinero.
- Well, I got other commitments right now, but I appreciate the compliment.
- Hey, we appreciate the view.
- Of your gut.
Because you look a lot like a pregnant woman.
Give us a dangle if you change your mind.
Because you look a lot like a pregnant woman.
Give us a dangle if you change your mind.
Pssssh. A model. Yeah, right.
Hmmm. "Ooooh, Muscle Man! We're sorry we didn't hang out with you. Please don't leave us to be a gut model."
That's right. Keep begging.. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmmm. "Ooooh, Muscle Man! We're sorry we didn't hang out with you. Please don't leave us to be a gut model."
That's right. Keep begging.. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
- Ok, everybody. Listen up. Before we do the chore handout today, Muscle Man has something he'd like to say.
- I'm quitting.
I was scooted by some guys at Mommy Monthly Magazine, so I'm ditching you losers to be a world-famous gut model. Whaddya thinka about that?
- Wow, awesome!
- Awesome
- That's really cool
Sounds like a golden opportunity.
Uhh, yeah. Ladies, afterparties, and I'll be making oju dinero.
That's great, Muscle Man. I'll just fix the schedule.
Uhh, yeah. Ladies, afterparties, and I'll be making oju dinero.
That's great, Muscle Man. I'll just fix the schedule.
Hi Fives, you're with Mordecai and Rigby now.
- Alright!
- Yeah-yuh!
- Alright!
Hi Fives, you're with Mordecai and Rigby now.
- Alright!
- Yeah-yuh!
- Alright!
Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something.
- Alright!
- Yeah-yuh!
- Alright!
Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something.
Oh we understand. When Mommy Monthly calls you pick up the phone!
Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something.
Oh we understand. When Mommy Monthly calls you pick up the phone!
Alright everyone, we've got a lot to do today.
Fine. I'll see you guys later! But probably not! Because I'm leaving! To be a famous gut model! I'm really gonna do it!
No, no, no- Oh, there he is!
- There's our guy!
- Yeah, so I guess I'll take the job.
- Great, great!
- Love it! Hey, we didn't catch your name last time.
- There's our guy!
- Yeah, so I guess I'll take the job.
- Great, great!
- Love it! Hey, we didn't catch your name last time.
Mitch. But my friends call me Muscle Man!
- Alright, Mitch.
- Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready!
Mitch. But my friends call me Muscle Man!
- Alright, Mitch.
- Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready!
This is big, Mitch. Your whole life is about to change.
- Alright, Mitch.
- Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready!
This is big, Mitch. Your whole life is about to change.
- We need to celebrate!
- Launch party tonight. Boom!
Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom!
- We need to celebrate!
- Launch party tonight. Boom!
Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom!
- I like the boom of that.
- We'll do it Al Fresco! That park over there.
Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom!
- I like the boom of that.
- We'll do it Al Fresco! That park over there.
Hey, that's where I work!
Used to work. Right, Mitch?
Hey, that's where I work!
Used to work. Right, Mitch?
Yeah. Yeah, forget those guys. This is gonna be awesome!
Used to work. Right, Mitch?
Yeah. Yeah, forget those guys. This is gonna be awesome!
This is the magazine industry, Mitch. No hi-fives, okay?
How bout some quick test shots, huh?
- Yeah! Uh-huh! Oh, these look great Mitch!
- Hey, you know who else look great in photographs? MY MOM! (Chuckles)
- Is that a joke?
- Look Mitch, we don't do jokes here. Just let your gut do the talking.
- But I was just-
- Shirt! Shirt!
There we go! Yes! (Chuckles) Mi-i-i-i-itch
(Music playing)
- I'll have the besta miyata.
- Benson!
(Music playing)
- I'll have the besta miyata.
- Benson!
Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt.
- I'll have the besta miyata.
- Benson!
Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt.
Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed.
Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt.
Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed.
- Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing.
- What?
Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed.
- Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing.
- What?
But what do you care? You're gonna be a gut model. Get out there and mingle!
- Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing.
- What?
But what do you care? You're gonna be a gut model. Get out there and mingle!
Give up, guys. It's never gonna work.
- What are you talking about?
- I know you guys are planning a prank or something. Better get it in while you can. It's your last chance.
But if it's really good, I'll have to stay and get you back.
Alright, you got us. We did plan something.
- Oh ho ho! Man, I knew it!
- Ok, ready?
Alright, you got us. We did plan something.
- Oh ho ho! Man, I knew it!
- Ok, ready?
♪ Muscle Man, Muscle Man!
Usually so obscene ♪
♪ But now you're following your dream
Just don't become a drama queen! ♪
♪ Muscle Man, Muscle Man!
Usually so obscene ♪
♪ But now you're following your dream
Just don't become a drama queen! ♪
♪ Modeling, modeling
We are modeling, modeling! ♪
- That's it?
- 'That's it'?
- We've been working on that all day!
- (Sighs) This is it. I'm really leaving
- I know. It's crazy.
- You're gonna be lost without me, bro.
- I'll get by.
Yeah, right! I know you're gonna miss me. I might consider staying if you like, begged me or something.
- Muscle Man, I-
- Hello, hello?
Hi, welcome everyone. Thanks for coming out to honour the new gut of Mommy Monthly Magazine. Mitch, where are ya?
- Muscle Man, I-
- Hello, hello?
Hi, welcome everyone. Thanks for coming out to honour the new gut of Mommy Monthly Magazine. Mitch, where are ya?
- Get up here!
(Cheers and applause)
- Uh, what were you saying, bro?
You better get up there.
- There he is! Mitch, everybody!
(Muscle Man's friends cheering him on)
- Well, the time has come.
Just sign the contract and you'll be a world-famous gut model.
Uh, well, I mean, if no one objects to me leaving. Anyone have a good reason why I shouldn't sign this contract?
Just remember us when you're famous!
(Laughs)
Uh, well, I mean, if no one objects to me leaving. Anyone have a good reason why I shouldn't sign this contract?
Just remember us when you're famous!
(Laughs)
(Sighs)
Ladies and gentleman, our new gut model for life!
(Everyone cheers)
- Wait, what? For life? You're joking, right?
- We don't joke kid, remember? Read the contract.
(Muscle Man's friends chatting and laughing)
- Okay, fine! If this is it and you all want me to go so bad...!
- Huh?
- Huh?
You want me to go be a gut model?! I'll go be a gut model! But this gut model's going out with a bang, baby! Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah! Fry it up, everyone! Fry up EVERYTHING!
Stop! You can't put inedible items in the fryer!
It's my party and I'll fry if I want to!
Take cover, everyone!
Go! Go!
Muscle Man!
- Calm down! You're ruining everything!
- Everything's already ruined! I thought you guys were my friends, but no one cares if I leave.
- Dude, what? Of course we care.
- We're just happy for you!
We don't want to stand in the way of your new life!
What new life? I never wanted to be a gut model. I just wanted you guys to say you needed me.
We don't want to stand in the way of your new life!
What new life? I never wanted to be a gut model. I just wanted you guys to say you needed me.
We do need you! I need you!
Well, I needed you at that restaurant last night. You're the one person I thought I could count on.
We do need you! I need you!
Well, I needed you at that restaurant last night. You're the one person I thought I could count on.
Dude, that was just bad timing! Get over it! If you left, it wouldn't be the same.
- Really?
- I'd be miserable without you, bro. You're my best friend.
(Screams)
(Other screams)
Fives, let me out!
(Other screams)
Fives, let me out!
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna save my friends.
Yo, Grease Puddle!
You wanna fry something? Fry this!
Mitch, nooo!
Aaaaaaah!
Why'd ya do it, kid? You could have been one of the greatest gut models of all time!
My friends needed me, and I saved them.
Uh, actually, you didn't really do anything.
Yeah. Firemen are still trying to put out the Grease Monster with bread crumbs.
I mean, I guess you did buy us enough time to make it safety, so that was pretty cool.
Well, we don't need this anymore.
Whatever. I'd rather be fried and hanging with my bros at a park than be making dijon dinero as a gut model anyday.
And we wouldn't want it any other way.
(Laughs)
- Can you guys stop making me laugh? It hurts when I smile.
(Other laughs)
- Ahioooh!