ReBoot (1994–2002): Season 1, Episode 5 - The TIFF - full transcript

Bob and Dot get into an argument in which Dot thinks Bob to be too "random" while Bob thinks Dot is too straight-laced. Bob stops coming by to Dot's Diner, and it's a mess ever since they broke up. Enzo and the citizens of Mainframe try to plan out a way in having them make up. But nothing worked what so ever. But when a Game Cube is inputted and landed on the spot where Dot and Bob are. They must work together to win it, but can they agree on each others opinions on beating the user?

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(ReBoot -1x05 - The TIFF
EN-SDH)

-BOB, V.O.: I come
from the net,


through systems,
peoples, and cities,


to this place.

Mainframe.

My format, Guardian.

To mend and defend.

To defend my
new-found friends,


their hopes and dreams.

To defend them from...

their enemies.



(♪ instrumental)

{\an8}(thunder)

{\an8}(electric surging)

{\an8}BOB: They say the user
lives outside the net,


{\an8}and inputs games
for pleasure.


No one knows
for sure...

but I intend
to find out.

ReBoot!

{\an8}♪

{\an8}-CECIL: Wait at the
bar, wait at the bar!

-DOT: Okay, who else?

The Mitchell account?

-Late as usual.

Also, the download from
First National Databank




is on-hold, awaiting
your imprint.


You're late for
a board meeting


at Fiche and Chips
Industries,


And you've missed your
flight to Sector 1-1-0-1.


-DOT: Ugh, where
ARE those two?

When I get my hands
on them, I'll...!

Ah, there they are.

-ENZO: I was really moving
there, wasn't I, Bob?

Hairpin Banks,

Loop-the-loops,
straightaways,

-BOB: And remember
that wipe-out?

(both laughing)

(laughing trails off)

-ENZO: Hey Dot!

What's processing?

-BOB: Yeah,
are you okay?

-DOT: Where have
you two been?!

-ENZO: We just stopped off to
do a little circuit racing

-(popcorn crunching) -on
our way back from school.

-DOT: "Circuit racing?"

That wasn't on
the schedule.

-BOB: Aw, come on, Dot,

It doesn't hurt for Enzo
to have a little fun.

-ENZO: You remember
FUN, don't you, Dot?

-DOT: Doesn't hurt?!

Bob, I was supposed
to take Enzo

to his ancient language
class milliseconds ago!

Now we're so late that my
entire schedule is offline!

-(Binome yawns) -BOB: Oh, Dot, you
have your whole life planned out.

-BOB: Oh, Dot, you have your
whole life planned out.

Why, you probably know

where you're going to be
at ten-thousand-thirty.

-That would be the input-output
conference in Sector One.

-BOB: See, you've
gotta take time

to smell the
daisy wheels.

-DOT: I'd love to, Bob.

But right now, Enzo
and I are late.

-ENZO: Ancient
languages?

Mega-boring!

COBOL, FORTRAN?

They're dinosaurs!

-DOT: Well, they may
be dinosaurs, Enzo,

But you never know when
they might come in handy!

It's always better
to be prepared!

-That's your
problem, Dot.

You need to be
more like me.

Taking things
as they come.

Learning to do
things on the fly!

Livin' on the edge!

-Problem?!

Are you saying I
have a problem?!

-Yeah, I guess I am,

all those plans
and schedules.

They're not good
for a little kid!

What are you
trying to do, huh?

Turn poor Enzo
into YOU?

Totally pre-programmed?

-DOT: (sputtering)
Pre-programmed?!

-(stifled snicker) -Well, at least
he won't be as inconsiderate

and random as
some people!

-BOB: RANDOM?!

-ENZO: Guys, guys!

Chill, will ya?!

-Nah, it's okay, Enzo,

If your big sister feels
she knows it all,

Far be it from ME
to get in her way!

-Hmph! Now
you're talking!

-Well, Dot,

Then why don't you put
THIS on your schedule?

I'll kiss a NULL

before I step into
THIS place again!

-Fine by me!

-ENZO: Bob, Dot!

(door slams)

You didn't really mean
that, did you, Dot?

No Bob?

-DOT: Bob?

Bob, who?



(power tool whirring)

(vid window springs)

-Psst! Bob! Bob!

Are you there?

-Whoa, Enzo.

Does your sister know
you're calling me?

Is it on her schedule?

-I don't care.

I miss ya, Bob,

and so does Dot!

But she won't admit it.

Besides,

who's gonna take me Jet Balling
or Circuit Racing now?


-I wish I could, Enzo,

But you heard Dot!

Spending a
nanosecond with me

could throw your entire
life outta whack.

-Well, aren't you EVER
coming back to the Diner?

-Sorry, but I don't
need Dot, or the Diner.

Nope, not me.

I've got so
much goin' on,

That I don't know WHERE

I'm gonna find the time
to get it all done.



(clock ticking)

(toilet flushing)

-MIKE: (seductive female voice) "Lonely?
Call me,"

"on the Mainframe
Party Line."

"My name's Kay,"

"and I'm waiting to
hear from you..."

"Now."

-(annoyed) Mike...
-(TV static)

-(male announcer) "Having
trouble getting things done?!"

"Let's get organized!"

(loud crashing)

(cat screeches)

(thud)

"At least he didn't use
the garbage disposal!"

-DOT: For the
last time, Enzo,

NO!

I am NOT calling him!

-ENZO: Aww, Dot...

(electric surging)

(explosion)

(gasping)

-CECIL: Would you mind
taking care of your bill...

NOW?

(screaming)

-Oo-er.

-A tear?!

Aw, great...

-A tear?!

Alright!

I mean... oh no!

We better call Bob!

He's the only one
that can handle this!

-DOT: Bob?

Did you say Bob?

Ha!

I think I can take care
of myself, thank you!

Ugh, someone get
that door...

(crash)

(surge, explosion)

(cartoonish shaking)

-CECIL: (sarcastically) Good
thing someone got the door...



-DOT: And you thought I
couldn't handle things

without
what's-his-file-name.

Hmph!

-Man!

Bob and Dot have both
gone totally random!

I'd better do
something...

Before someone
gets hurt.



-It's just awful!

-Those two are gonna
crash us all!

-Copy and paste that!

-We gotta do something!

-Dot won't talk to Bob,

Bob won't talk to Dot!

What can we do?!

(zoom)

-(announcer voice) "Bob and Dot!
Dot and Bob!"

"Melee in Mainframe!"

"When will it end?!"

"Will Bob give up?!"

"Will Bob flee back to
the Supercomputer?!"

(all gasp)

-Leave Mainframe?!

-Supercomputer?!

-(crashes) This fast?!

(all clamouring)

(zoom)

-Calmness, everyone!

Now, listen.

It is said

that broken friendship

is best mended

by tragedy

or apology.

-(blinking)
-♪

-Wow!

Alphanumeric!

Deep!

Uh...

What do you mean
exactly, Phong?

I... have no
idea, child.

BUT!

You must ponder
my words.

-Tragedy or apology...

Hmm...

Dude!

That might
actually work!

(vid-window pops)

-ENZO: Bob!
-BOB: (hood crashes) OW!

-Bob!

Ya gotta help me!

Quick!

-Enzo? What is it?

Where are you?

It's Megabyte!

He's captured me!

He's holding me hostage

at Old Man Pearson's
Data Dump!


Hurry Bob!

If he finds
out that...!


-(obviously not
Megabyte) You fools!


He's gotten to
the Vid Window!


Seize him!

-Bob!

HE-E-E-ELP!

-Whoa!

Hang tough, Enzo!

I'm comin'!

-DIRECTOR: Cut, cut!

People, that
was stunning,

smashing!

But this time,

I wanna see a
little more feeling

from Viral Binome
Number One.

Capiche?

-Well, what's my...

motivation?

(blink blink)

-Do you think
he fell for it?

Do you think
he's coming?

-Kid, you were
beautiful!

Marvellous!

(Frisket barking,
growling)

DIRECTOR: Someone get
that dog off the set!

Get Megabyte back up!

Places, everyone!

It's time for take two!

(click)

-Help me, Dot!
And hurry!


-Old Man Pearson's?!

Hold on, little
brother!

I'm on my way!



-ENZO: Nice and
tight, boys.

Perfect!

Here they come!

Hit it!

(beep, whirring)

ENZO: This
better work...

Ahem.

HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP!

POOR ME!

-ENZO: HE-E-E-ELP!
-(Frisket whines)

-Enzo?!

DOT: Bob?!

What are YOU
doing here?

-BOB: Me? I'm here
to rescue Enzo,

What about you?

-DOT: Enzo called me.

Why don't you just
zip along now?

I've got things
under control here.

-BOB: Oh, really, I'm
surprised you could find time

in that busy schedule of yours
to save your own brother!

-DOT: Well, I'm surprised
YOU were even available!

I thought you'd
be too busy,

Y'know, living on
the edge, and all.

-Oh brother...

(zap)

Uh...

People?

Guys?

Hello?!

GOOD MORNING!

Somebody! Anybody!

HE-E-ELP!

(zap)

Okay people,

any time now!

Help! Hello?!

-DOT: Oh, is that so,
Mister Supercomputer?!

-BOB: Yeah, it is,
Miss Works-too-much!

(zap)

(zap)

(whines)



(zap)

(Frisket whines)

-DOT: Enzo!
Are you okay?

-No thanks to you two.

-BOB: Well, I would've
been here sooner

if your sister
wasn't such a...!

-DOT: Me?!

If you weren't
so Basic,

so low-density...!

-Oh, it's always
me, now, isn't it?

Well, you're
the Basic one,

Don't call ME Basic,

I think you're about
as Basic as it comes!

I mean, when I
look up "Base-up",

in the dictionary,

It's you that
I see, Dot.

-(thud!)
-BOB: Ow!

-PHONG: It is said...

That broken friendship

is best mended

by tragedy

or apology.

-Apology, eh?

Hmm...

I think it's
time for Plan B.

-Me, Basic, hah!

Low-density. Hmph!

(ding-dong,
ding-dong, ding-dong)

-(hood slams)
-BOB: Ow!

-MAILMAN: Hologram.

-BOB: What? For me?

Cool!

-MAILMAN: Ahem...

-BOB: Thanks.

(beep, slam)

Who'd be sending
me a...

(pop) -HOLO-MIKE: "Why, it's
a hologram by Holomark!"


"When you care enough to
project the very best,"


"Send Holomark!"

(static)

-HOLO-DOT, STILTED: "It's so
hard to say 'I'm sorry',"


"and even harder to
say 'I was wrong'."


"It's times
like these..."


-HOLO-BOB, STILTED:
"...that I realize


what a special
friend you are,"


"and how wrong
I've been."


"You know there's nothing
we can't do together."


"Won't you accept
my apology?"


"Won't you meet
me halfway?"


"Floating point,

at 14:00."

-Please, Dot,
you first.

-No, you.

-Look, they're talking!

-Friendly, even!

-Finally!

Thank you, Phong!

(thunder, steady tone)

-SYSTEM VOICE: Warning,
incoming Game.


Warning, incoming Game.

-DOT: Uh oh, a Game.

But I'm not
worried, Bob.

I'm with you,

And you're the best!

-Hey, you're no
hack yourself, Dot!

No Game could stop
a team like us.

-DOT: Yeah,

it's like you said
in your card,

There's nothing we
can't do together.

(spring)

-MY card?

-Uh oh.

-(alarm) -COMPUTER: Danger,
prison cell breach.


Danger, prison
cell breach.


-BOB: MY card...?

-Well, you know,
that sweet Holomark

you sent to apologize

for being such a creep.

-ME?!

Apologize to YOU?!

Why in the motherboard would
I do something like that?!

ReBoot!

(pulse)

-Possibly because you were
acting like a dip-switch!

ReBoot!

(pulse)

-BOB: YOU were the one
who said you were sorry!

-DOT: ME?!

-COMPUTER: Beginning
self-destruction sequence.


(alarm)

-Uhh,

maybe we should get ourselves
out of the Game first,

argue later?

-Right. It's
Starship Alcatraz.

We need that
access key.

(beeping)

-DOT: Aw, terrific,

he set the ship for
self-destruct!

This could be a
little tough.

-BOB: Nah, easy
as pi-squared.

We can use these to
capture the rascal!

C'mon, it'll be easy!

(Bob tumbling) Oof! Ow!

-DOT: "Easy."

Unless he cuts
the main power.

(beeping)

-COMPUTER: Auxiliary
power activated.


-You gotta cool
it, Game boy.

With the main
power down,

now all the prisoners
are loose,

And the User's moving
up the levels.

Here, towards the
escape pods.

We should get the main
power back on first,

otherwise we'll have
prisoners all over us!

THEN go after the User!

I tell ya, Bob,

calm, thoughtful
planning

will win this game,

Not running around
and jumping--

-Whoa!
-(creature roaring)

(weapon firing)

-Calm, thoughtful
planning?

I wish we had time.

Better get to
that User,

now!

-DOT: There he is!

-This way!

-DOT: Actually, Bob,

I think this route
is quicker.

(beep)

(computer beeps)

(alarm)

-COMPUTER: Danger,

self destruction
sequence


activated.

(creatures hissing)

(♪ peaceful
elevator music)

-(♪ tense)
-(growling)

(♪ peaceful
elevator music)

(♪ tense)

(elevator dings)

-Dot!

Use your PCU,

now!

-(sarcastically)
Oh, really?!

I was gonna try and
reason with them!

(weapon firing)

(weapon firing)

Bob! You've
got company!

(beep)

Oh, please.

-And I'm just
gettin' started.

(elevator dings)

(growls)

Oof!

-BOB!

(Bob yells)

(fires twice)

(fires)



(boing)

(boing)

(boing)

(boing)

(bonk, bonk, bonk)



(weapon firing)

-Glitch, power hammer.

(thud, thud)

Glitch, cutter!

I can't believe it!

Trapped in a
stupid bubble!

Wait a minute...

A bubble...

Glitch,

pin!

(pop)

Go figure.

-COMPUTER: Danger,

self destruction
sequence activated.


-BOB: Dot! Give
me your location,

I'll be right there!

-DOT: Ugh... no!

The User's
moving too fast!

Get that main
power back on!

I need you to
slow him down!

-Main power?!

Dot, this thing's
in Turbo Yadda!

Not exactly my
first language!

-DOT: I remember,

"Ancient languages,"

"who needs them?"

-Okay, okay,
so I'm a geek!

Just tell me how to get
this thing online!

-DOT: F, slash, seven,
slash, nine-two, alt, V-L,

And don't forget to declare your
variables at the beginning!

-Duh, I'm not
THAT basic...

Then go to
25-backslash, C-30?

-DOT: 31. Then
B, slash, E.

Slash, V, and watch
those array sizes!

-Slash, V,

initialize sequence,

begin.

(whirring)

Yes!

-DOT: Alright, Bob!

Now, use a power bypass

to access me an
alternate route to...

-BOB: Dot! Behind you!

(slam)

-DOT: Thanks, Bob.

-BOB: Just returning
the favour.

Looks like the User's heading
up through cell block H.

You go right,

then up the
starboard corridor.

I'll slow him down.

-DOT: Got it!

-Move, Dot! We need
that access key!

Okay, Mister User,

no more kid stuff!

What do you say
we take this game

to a HIGHER level?

(slam)

(comical peeling)

(thud, bonk)

Ooh, that's
gotta smart.

(click, click)

(door opens)

BOB: Hi there.

(beeps, clunk)

(sliding, crashing)

(cartoonish
falling effects)

BOB: Don't ya
just hate me?




(creatures growling)

(creatures growling)

(rapid gunfire)

(alarm)

(beep)

(thud, clang)

-You won't be getting
very far without this.

(beep)

(chair whirring)

-Dot, we're running
out of time!

-DOT: Uh... we
need a plan,

a... strategy! Uh...

-BOB: Crash the plan!

Just get down
here, now!

-DOT: Okay, okay, you and
Glitch better be ready...

Cause here I come!

-Whaddya MEAN,
"here you come?!"

(chair whirring)

Glitch! Uh... uh...

ANYTHING!

(whirs)

(boing)

(clunk)

-DOT: Looking for this?

-COMPUTER: Self
destruction program


deactivated.

Thank you,

and have a nice day.

-SYSTEM VOICE:
Game over.


(both sigh)

-BOB: Well, we did it.

Nice work.

-Not so bad yourself!

I uh... guess we'll be

seeing you around the
diner a little more?

-Really?

Y'know, those were some
really great moves in there,

Your response
time was amazing!

You might even
say you were...

acting on the fly?

Livin' on the edge?

-Well, I couldn't
have done it

if you weren't always one
step ahead of the User.

It was like you had
a PLAN all along...

(both laugh)

-ENZO: We might as well
forget about Bob and Dot.

We're talkin' split-screen
city with those two!

Interface faulty!

Incompatible!

Unlinked, unmerged!

Why, they couldn't
timeshare if you...

-DOT: I don't
think so, Bob,

That was some pretty
heavy keyboard action

you were laying down.

-Bob?

Dot?

Hey!

Where do you two
think you're goin'?!

-DOT: To the diner.
Wanna join us?

-BOB: No, no, no, Dot!
It was YOU!

You were the one that
saved our bitmaps.

-DOT: Hey, think
again, mister!

If it wasn't for you
down in engineering...

-ENZO: Man, I give up.

Those two are hopeless!