Ray Donovan (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Viagra - full transcript

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Hey, Frank.

I'm about to become the number one
law enforcement officer in the U.S.

Hell, in the fucking free world, Mick!

But you Irish Spring, you Lucky Charms
eating pieces of fucking shit!

You guys are gonna bring me down.

You got me wrong, pal. I'd never
give up my son. Go fuck yourself.

Give me something I can use.

He's fucking someone's wife.

- Who?
- His ASAC, Volcheck.

You're a cop.



You never know when you're
gonna get in trouble. Give me a call.

Who the fuck
do you think you are?

You let go of me.
Call the police.

I don't want to go home.
Can we go to a hotel and have sex?

What do you think? It's the deodorant
I stole from your bathroom

the night you fucked me.

- You like it?
- Cool.

- Why don't you go take it for a spin?
- He loves it.

There's a Mexican joint around
the corner. Do you want to join us?

Marvin, what are you doing here?
My dad will kill you.

I miss you, Bridg.

Found marijuana
in Bridget's backpack.

I didn't do it. I don't have any pot.

Leave me the fuck alone!



We killed a priest. Could get dug up
any day. She knows who put him there.

- She's not gonna say anything.
- She's got a fucking family.

Aw...

You all right, Tom?

Oh, he fell asleep in the sauna.

Fuck her harder, Eddie.

Come on.

Hey, Mom. You know
what tomorrow is?

Tomorrow's Saturday, honey.

You want to explain this?

Marvin gave it to me. And you have
no right going through my room.

Oh, I have every right.

- Fine. Keep it.
- Why did he give this to you, Bridg?

- Why? Because he loves me.
- He loves you?

- How would you know?
- What does that mean?

You're a victim. You don't think
we hear you crying yourself to sleep?

- I never heard anything.
- You don't know.

- You're so fucking full of shit.
- That's not how you talk to your mother.

You don't want me to say anything.
She's crying because of you.

Hey.
She's seeing that boy again.

His name is Marvin.

Did you know about this?

Bridg, why didn't
you say anything?

You beat the shit out of him.
You think she's gonna confide in you?

I didn't lay a finger on him.

I'm seeing him.
There's nothing you can do.

- Sweetheart, that boy has real problems.
- So what? I have real problems.

- What are you talking about?
- You're both going to therapy.

You're probably gonna get a divorce.
We're moving to Trousdale?

What's Trousdale again?
You don't got to worry about that stuff.

Don't touch me.
Calm down, Bridg.

The cops planted pot on me.
And you know it was really about you.

What?
Oh, yeah, you didn't tell her, did you?

I'm going to the beach.

With who?

Not Marvin.
That's all you care about.

You're not going.

- Let her go.
- Don't leave me.

GO get your stuff.

She got arrested?

She didn't get arrested.

- It was a mistake. I looked into it.
- You're a fucking liar.

It was about you, wasn't it?
She wouldn't make that up.

Calm down.
You know, she's right.

I am a victim.
We're all your victims.

You're not a fucking victim.

She's a teenage girl. She got upset.
She doesn't mean it.

She does mean it.

- We are fucked up, Ray.
- I had enough of this bullshit.

So have I.

The heroin dealer moved to 203.

- I gotta put up a sign.
- Oh, wait, no, no, no. Um...

It's from Ray.

Oh, you're the lezzy
who works for my son.

I been waiting for this.

Got a whole celebration planned.
Want to come in?

No, thank you.

There's only $300 in here.

How am I supposed to live
on $300 a week?

Every two weeks.
Oh, no, no.

- This can't be right. Call Ray.
- He gave that to me himself.

I saved Ray's ass.
Did you know that?

Risked my life.
Probably saved your ass too.

And who's gonna pay
for my goddamned doorframe?

Hey, babe.

- Hi, Cherry
- Hey, babe.

Hi, Shorty.
Haven't seen you in a while.

Yeah, well, I don't
get erections no more.

Oh, that's too bad, Shorty.
You hang in there.

A hundred and fifty bucks
a week.

What kind of stipend is that?
You know what car my son drives?

Mercedes CLS.

You can't do shit
with that kind of money.

That's exactly Ray's point.

Bowel movements?

Regular.

Any new tremors?

Here and there.

It's the same as last time.

And the medication's working?

Like I said, more or less.

Great to see you, Mr. Donovan.
Frances will finish up.

I thought you quit.

I am a nurse, Terry.
This is my job.

- I'll find a new place to work.
- Don't.

I want to tell you the truth
about that night.

No. I don't want to hear
anything you have to say.

You can't afford
the house in Trousdale.

I've looked at it
from every possible angle.

I gave you the down payment.

- You gave me cash.
- Ezra pays me in cash.

Terry Donovan's Fite Club
makes a million dollars this month?

I've been there.
It ain't gonna happen.

I can barely make that gym look like
it covers the house in Calabasas.

But a $5 million house
in Trousdale? Forget it.

Four point six.

I told you to have Goldman-Drexler
put you on the books 20 years ago.

I'm on the books. They own me.
You're not on the books.

Because they don't want you
on the books.

Oh, fine, Ray.
You're a free man in Paris.

But you can't afford
the house in Trousdale.

So stay in Calabasas
and leave me the fuck alone.

I want that house, Harriet.

So start giving me cheques
with fucking names on them.

Hey, there.

Hey.

Lena, right?
Yeah.

- You done?
- Yeah, I just finished my 60 laps.

- Nice.
- How much more you got?

I'm finished.

I was just gonna go in for a sauna.

Want to join?

Sure.

You know, I have to be
at work in an hour.

Oh, that's too bad, because I
was gonna try to make you late.

Mm.

I just have to run
to the ladies' room.

Okay? Yeah.
I'll be right back.

You don't go anywhere.

All right? Okay. Give me
a second. I'll be right back.

The cross stands on a mass grave.

Just one of thousands
scattered all over Ireland.

Such memorials
bear stark testimony

to one of the greatest
tragedies in Irish history.

The potato famine.

Isn't Ireland on an island?
What's your point?

I don't see why they couldn't
have just gone fishing.

Patty. Hey.

Hey. Is this a...
ls this a good time?

Yeah, what's up?

Well, I was just, um, seeing what
you were doing for dinner tonight.

I got no plans.

I mean...

Nothing set in stone.

Great, well, I was gonna roast
a chicken. And I don't know--

- I like chicken.
- Okay, great.

You know, I feel bad I didn't
put the right stem on Cliff's bike.

It's been killing me. Heh.

So I could swing
by the shop on the way over.

Cliff's actually, uh, staying over
at a friend's tonight.

Oh.

Okay.

- I could still fix it though.
- Great.

DO you mind?

Oh, I've got a noon appointment.
I got to get to the salon.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

What the fuck?

Sorry.

Let me get this straight.

You fuck his wife.
He fucks your wife.

It's a threesome.
It's a foursome.

And then when you're done,
you order a pizza. ls that it?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

I'm an FBI agent.
You let me out of here now.

Sit down, Tommy.

You like watching Cochran
fuck your wife?

I didn't think so.

But he's your boss.

If you don't let him fuck
your wife, he sends you

to some place
like Des Moines, huh?

Is that it?

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe
you're actually enjoying this.

You think I like
fucking Donna Cochran?

- I don't know.
- Jesus, it's like fucking my mother.

But what am I supposed to do?

When he calls, we go.
What choice do I have?

How do you put up with that?

- He promoted me to ASAC.
- And now he owns you.

You know what, Tom?

We can fix this.

We're good. He's gonna
meet you at his place.

Okay, so you and Cochran
settled everything.

- So why are you doing this?
- Why? He's a killer.

He slaughtered Tiny.
Besides, I need insurance.

I know, but--

Look, Avi, If I tell you to wire
a house, just wire the house.

Okay, boss. You're right.

Okay.

Yeah.
I need you to come to the Expo.

Ashley--
This isn't a joke, Ray.

This is not for me. It's for a friend.
He needs your help.

He'll pay you whatever you want.

What is it, Pie?

You didn't want to hear anything.
I don't.

What the hell
are you doing in there?

I'm jerking off. Come on in.

Ha, ha. You fucker.

Score.
Hey.

And...

it's Free Joint Friday.

Ooh.
Ha-ha-ha.

How about that?

Here.
Thanks.

All this pot, huh?

All this pot
right out in the open there?

Forget the pot. You should've seen
all the dough they got in that place.

Really?
You don't read the papers?

See, they got a big
cash problem.

The banks won't take it
because the feds still say it's illegal.

Fucking feds, man.
I know about that.

And the safe they keep it in, it's
a fucking Mosler Model 12. Ha, ha.

It's nothing.

Haven't seen one of those
since the '70s.

- No good?
- Yeah, I could crack that thing.

- Given the time.
- You're shitting me.

Why don't we go down there tonight,
drive a fucking truck up the back.

Rip the goddamn bars
off the windows.

Like the cowboy movies.
Blast through the fucking bars.

Choom! Ha-ha-ha.

No, no, no.

We go in through the roof.

You're going in
through the roof?

Yes.

Ashley has told me
so much about you, Ray.

- Thank you for coming.
- Sure.

Why am I here?

You're angry.

You're impatient.

But you know it.

And you use it, don't you?

I love that about you, man.

That's how empires are built.

Do you know who I am?
Do you know what I do?

Yeah. You write books.
I love that.

Simple. Clear.

I write books.

Do you know what else I do?

I love this woman.

I'm leaving my wife for her.

- You know what that means, Ray?
- No.

It means
hundreds of millions of dollars.

I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah.

Which is why...

this is the last thing
that I need.

He interrupted
my peak state ritual.

I lost control.

Do you ever lose control, Ray?

I bet you do.

Those people out there
paid a lot of money, Manuel.

They deserve my best.

I did this.

I own it.

But I need you to fix it.

Steve, five minutes.

It's show time.

You let me know
if you need anything.

Isn't he amazing?

Hey.

We're not done yet.

Excuse us, please.
Right.

I don't know you.
And I don't work for you, all right?

Okay, you're right, Ray.

I was very presumptuous.

Let's start over.

I'm in some trouble here.
I need some help.

Will you help me?

All right.

It's gonna cost you, though.
A lot.

Bring it.

I make promises to this guy,
you better be able to back them up.

How old were you
when your mother died, Ray?

What?
You were young, weren't you?

And now the person
you've all been waiting for.

The best-selling author of
Fight for Your Life, Steve Knight.

Turn off your cell phones.

Turn off your iPads.

Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Now here is one
that is going to hurt.

For the next five hours,
how about we turn off our past.

Our resentments,
all the things that we

cling to that are keeping us
from our truest,

most authentic selves.

For the rest of the afternoon, we're
gonna practise something that I call

radical honesty.

Yeah?

Right?

Can we do that tonight?

This was a one-time thing.

No.

It can't be.

What do you want, Terry?

I want to marry you.

I want to be with you.
And how is that supposed to work?

You leave your husband.

I get down on a knee.

And I'm supposed
to forget what happened?

You said you were gonna tell me.

Your brother murdered
that priest, didn't he?

And you let it happen.

That priest raped him.

He raped both my brothers.

I'm sorry, Terry.

I don't know what to do.

I love you
and I want to be with you.

But I can't condone murder.

And your brother
scares me to death.

I just deliver his sandwich.

He beat me.

I don't understand.

- Where are you from?
- Sololá. In Guatemala.

You got family there?
In Guatemala?

My wife, my children.

I got a date tonight.

So, what do you want me
to do about it?

I don't know.

I'm just really nervous.

I'm a sexual anorexic.

What if she wants me to...

You know,

do it?

Wait here.

Here. I got some roaches.

You're gonna croak
any day now, right?

That's what they tel! me.

Take out a life insurance policy
in my name? I'll pay for it.

Someone should benefit
when you kick the bucket.

Heh. You got to be kidding.

Nobody's gonna sell me
a life insurance policy.

I have pre-existing conditions
coming out my ass.

You could have my pension
if we got married. That's legal now.

The world went fucking nuts
when I was inside.

You can buy pot
in the strip mall.

A black guy in the White House.
Two men can marry each other.

Mick? I got a question.

Will you marry me?

Oh, I can't breathe.

It's my phone. Where is it?

Oh, I got it. Here.
It's ringing.

Hello? Who is this?

Hi. Yes, this is Debbie Gerson
from Paramount Pictures.

I'm trying to reach Mickey Donovan?
Debbie Gerson from Paramount?

This is Shirley Donovan
from Warner Bros.

Ha-ha-ha!
What? Ha-ha-ha!

Paramount?
Paramount. Give me that.

Ha-ha-ha.
Hey.

This is Mickey Donovan.
What can I do for you?

Terrance told me you got a date.

Congratulations.
Thanks.

Told me you were stressed
about it too.

Mm.

I don't know why
he said something like that.

Sometimes you need something
to help you get over the hump.

Get your confidence back.

What is it?

Soon as something gonna happen
between you and your lady, take it.

Well, then what?
Pop goes the weasel.

I'm an American citizen, señor.

I have a lawyer.

I'm going to sue Steve Knight.

You're not gonna sue
Steve Knight, Manuel.

What'd you make last year?

Thirty thousand.

How much of that
did you send home?

Almost all of it.

You ever have a dream, Manuel?

If you could do anything you want,
money was no object,

what would you do?

I'd go back to my country.

Probably buy a football team.

You're not getting
a football team, Manuel. Get real.

Then I want half-million dollars.

- Three-hundred thousand.
- Seems to me señor has a lot to lose.

Yeah, well.

You're right about that.

All right, Manuel, 350.

You got two fighters out here
want to be trained.

I don't feel like training, Pie.

You do it.

You been holed up
in here all day, man.

You got to put that woman behind you.
I can't.

Well, this ain't no way to live.

It's goddamn depressing.

Now get your shit together.
This is a boxing gym.

You're right.

Where you going?

Ireland.

Yeah, come in.

You look like shit.

What do you want?

I wanted to invite you
and Donna over tonight.

We haven't played
Scrabble in a while.

Uh, sorry, Tom. But there's not
gonna be any more Scrabble.

I, uh, just spoke with Megan.
She really wants to play.

What's wrong?

You really hurt Donna's feelings
last time, Tom.

And she cried.

She thinks
you don't find her attractive.

I'm sorry, sir.

You know, Torn.

When Donna's not happy,
I'm not happy.

Okay.

See me? Now, don't laugh.

Watch. I was a stripper
one summer in Eilat.

Learn something here, okay?
Get out of here.

Eliminate the ALT.

That other version of yourself.
The pleaser, the nice person.

You're wasting your energy.

And Why?

Is that how you want
to be described?

Is that how you want
to be remembered?

As nice?

Guys?

Ten minute break.
No phones, no texts.

Stay on the path.

How did it go, brother?

It went fine.

Yes. I knew you could handle it.

Now, how do I know this isn't
going to come back and fuck me?

Manuel's on a flight
to Guatemala tonight.

He'll be on a no-fly list tomorrow.

I want to kneel at your feet.

Don't do that.
I see the god in you, Ray.

I have to acknowledge who you are.
Come on, get up.

Why does my love
make you uncomfortable?

I don't know, maybe it's
the headset. Come on.

This arrangement
is already a winner.

Who do I make the cheque to?
Goldman-Drexler?

No. Me. Hundred grand.

No problem.

A month.

Plus what you're paying out
to Manuel.

What do I get for that?

Whatever you need.

I'll have my lawyer
draft an agreement.

You know, those people...

They could learn a lot
from you, Ray. I'll be in touch.

Ray.

It's signed.

It saved my life.

- Yeah, Av.
- Yeah, boss, we have a problem.

Will you get this equipment
out of my house right now?

What's up?
It's bad. Yes.

I forgot to put
my family's from Dingle.

Oh.

What's prompted you
to move to Ireland?

I just want to.
I need to put down a reason.

It's beautiful there.
So you've been?

No.
Oh.

I see there you have
a pre-existing medical condition.

I got Parkinson's.

We have socialised medicine
in Ireland. You're aware of that?

No.

There are occasions when we've had
people emigrate to take advantage--

I'm not a freeloader.

My fiancée's a nurse.
That's very good.

Nurse. We need nurses.

So, what do you do?
Got a boxing gym.

You own the business?

With my brother.

Oh, well, that is good news.
We welcome business owners.

"Innocent everyman,
murder he didn't commit.

Goes to jail. A movie star
shows up in a helicopter

to break him out of the prison."

I'm sorry,
I don't mean to be rude.

Why was Sean interested in this?

He was interested in me.

Go ahead.
You have my attention.

I consulted on Black Mass.
Grew up on the streets of Southie.

Started dealing drugs
when I was 17 years old.

Did 20 years in the can. Walpole.

Really?
That's right.

Was one of Sully Sullivan's
closest associates.

There's 10 Sully projects already going.
We actually just dropped ours.

What else you got?

Well, they say
write about what you know.

I know two things.

Robbing banks
and fucking black chicks.

Let's see where that goes.

--this
minute that's getting in your way,

that's keeping you
from being your authentic self.

Own it. Run right to it.
Stop listening to the voice--

Hey, this is Abby Donovan.

I can't answer your call.
Please leave a message.

Hey, it's me.

I, uh-- I should have told you
about Bridget.

I should have told you
about a lot of things.

Look, I've been really nuts
trying to get this house, Abs.

And I know that's not an excuse.

But meet me tonight for dinner.

Sofia's, 8:30.

I'll be there.

Frances.

Excuse me. Can I help you?
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

What are you doing?
Are you trying to get me fired?

What is this? What?

It's the Emigrant Investor Program.

Ireland?
Yeah, Ireland.

I'm gonna sell my gym.
They need business owners.

They need nurses too.
Terry--

Let me finish, $687,200.
Okay.

We start a business, we can
become citizens immediately.

You are out of your mind.
Frances.

Frances, please.

I have a family. I have a son.

Jason's 18. He's going off to college.
You'll only see him once a year anyway.

But he can come visit us.
Every summer.

I'll rent a castle.
I can't decide this right now, okay?

I need to think about it.
I have a patient in the other room.

You don't love your husband.
You love me.

You said that.

Oh, my God.

You're the love of my life.

Come to Ireland.

Come to Ireland and marry me.

He says the plan is off.

Take your microphones
and your cameras.

Get them out of my walls,
please.

What happened?

Cochran said no.

It's not gonna work.

Why not?

It's Donna.

She knows that I don't like
making love to her and offended her.

He told you that?
It's not funny.

So just get your shit
and get out of here. I mean it.

Tom, listen to me.

Cochran's gonna get bored
with the two of you and move on.

When that happens, you think he wants
you hanging around to remind him? Huh?

Megan and I are gonna be on that tape.
I told you we'd take care of that.

Blur your faces.

You're a smart guy, Tom.
There's only one play here.

Fuck him before he fucks you.

Now pick up that phone
and call her.

Hello?

Hey, it's Tom. Don't hang up, please.

What do you want?

I know that sometimes, in the past,
it's felt like maybe I was holding back.

But there's a reason.
Yeah, what is it?

This is hard for me to say, but...

You remind me of a girl
from high school.

We were in love

and she broke my heart.

Well, I'm sorry about that.

Well, it isn't fair letting it affect you.

You want to fuck her.

Please forgive me.

But I really want to fuck you tonight.

Really, sweetie?

Because I really want
to fuck you too.

Where you going?

Out.

I'm really sorry
about this morning, Mama.

I was really angry.

I accept your apology.

Jesus, that feels good.
Ha, ha.

Doesn't it?

Okay.

I'm gonna rinse.

Keep your eyes closed, okay?

I'm gonna dry you off.

Okay.

How do you feel now?

Better than I've felt in a long time.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Um--

Can I use your bathroom?

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's right there.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Hey, Ray.
Hey.

Saw that you were coming in.

Meeting my wife.

This way.

Thanks.

Sure.

Mom, I'm home.

Cliff, honey,
what are you doing here?

Is everything okay?
No, no, no.

Unh. Yeah?
Hey. Cliff's home.

He wet the bed. I'm so sorry.

Timing could have been a lot worse.

Ha, ha.
Yeah.

Cliff, let's take a little bath
and put some PJs on.

You remember Bunchy. Say hi.
Hi. I had an accident.

Okay. That's all right.

Come on. Let's get you
out of those clothes. Rah!

One, two, three.

It says here:

"The hero always crosses water
in the beginning."

Really?
"They did it with Moses.

King Arthur.

And Oedipus."

I did dump a body
in the Boston Harbor once.

Heh. That's your opening.

Ray's gonna learn.
Can't hold me down.

You know, Sean Walker said that every
page is supposed to be a minute-

But I can't see how that's true.

With this opening, I'm gonna have
three scenes on the first page.

Every one seems like
it's gonna be at least a minute.

This is too hard.

Why don't we do that heist?
We could go in through the roof.

See, that I understand.
Not this pipe dream.

Pipe dream?

Get the fuck out of here, pipe dream.
It's as real as your cancer.

Shit.

Okay, you asked for it.

Now Cosmic Kevin
is gonna make you pay.

Banana peel kick.

- Chicken drumstick kick.
- Unh!

Hey, this is Abby Donovan.

I can't answer your call.
Please leave a message.

Hey, Ray.
Hi.

Can I get you anything else?

No, thank you.

Let me know
if you change your mind.

Oh, mister, you're almost done.

Not until you
hit a bull's-eye.

Threw me off. I should get a do-over.
Am I really that distracting?

Maybe, yeah.

You're so fucking beautiful.

Holy shit.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

- Yeah?
- We have a problem.

What?
I just got a call from your brother.

He wants to sell the gym, Ray.

What are you talking about?
I spoke to him.

Something about moving to Ireland.

You told me this day
would never come.

You promised me.
I'll take care of it.

Goddamn it, Ray,
now this is my ass on the line too.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

Hey, what time is it?

12:03.

I'm 14.

Happy birthday.