Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Weirder Things - full transcript

Where are we?

We came through
the portal,

so... we must be
in the Topsy Turvy World...

where the Nerdidorken lurks.

How do we know
that monster is even real?

He's real! He's real!

Shh.

Dude,
we've seen this 12 times.

Is that your
tooth-wiggling finger?

Yes.

- Eww!
- It's all yours.



- Now it's all yours.
- Oh!

I'm sorry! I think this
cold is getting worse.

I'm worried about getting on that
plane to visit my aunt on Tuesday.

Ah-achoo!

Ooh! It's buttered!

It is now.

I can't believe the Nerdidorken
has got Lil' Pete.

Forget Lil' Pete! We need to
find the portal back home!

We can't just leave
Lil' Pete behind!

Get out of my living room
so I can get my hair done.

Yo, Ma! Lil' Pete just got
taken by the Nerdidorken!

The Nerdi-what-ken?

The Nerdidorken,
from our favorite show,

Weirder Things.



The truth lies below.

Remember, we won tickets

to the sneak peek
of the season three premiere.

We get to meet the cast
and find out what happened

to Lil' Pete before
any of our friends.

But we need to rewatch
all of season two first.

Ooh! That's a lot
of information for me

to just tell y'all to get
out of my living room.

- But, Mom!
- It is my weave day.

Come on, y'all. We talked about
this yesterday, remember?

- Hey, kids.
- Hey, Ma.

Now listen,
tomorrow I'm gonna need you to stay...

wabba wah,
wabba wah, wah, wah.

Wabba wah.
Wah, wah, wah,

Wabba sa wah,
wabba sa wah.

- Are you listening to me?
- Yeah, okay.

Mm-hmm.

- I don't remember that.
- Doesn't ring a bell.

You kids need
to learn to listen.

Seriously. Your faces are
either glued to your phone,

your tablets, your
computer or this show!

Now please vacate
my weave zone,

because the truth that lies
below this scarf ain't pretty!

♪ Ohhhh ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

- ♪ But then life had other plans ♪
- ♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪
♪ Learning how to fly ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be ok ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ C'mon! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪
♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ We got love ♪
- ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather, ♪

♪ Ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪
*RAVEN'S HOME*

♪ Ah, ha, hah! ♪

Yep! That's us.

*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 02 Episode 05

Episode Title :
"Weirder Things"

What kind
of mood am I in?

Do I want a little...
Little Whoopi?

Nah, ain't gonna do
Whoopi today.

How about...
how about a Rihanna?

No, no. Nicki.

Just a little Nicki.
Just be like Nicki.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah.

It's Kema the Dreamweaver!

It's her!

It's not a dream.
It's a nightmare.

Nice to see you too.

What do you want,
Mitch?

As your landlord,
my dad wants me

to check for leaks
in your apartment.

It's not even raining.

It will eventually.

I'll start
with Booker's room.

All right,
do whatever you want.

Just get out of my weave zone!

Fine! And if you're selling
hair in here,

I better get a cut.

No cut for you, Mitch!
Get out!

Get out!

Don't worry, ladies,
I would never sell you.

I would never sell you.
I'm sorry.

All right, back
to Weirder Things.

Yes!

Hello, losers!

Come on!

Whoa.
Is that Weirder Things?

What do you want, Mitch?

This is
my favorite show!

My dad even let me...

wah, wah, wah,
wah, wah, wah, wah,

wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!

My baby tooth came out!

You still have
baby teeth? Ha!

Uh, not anymore.

This is my last one.

It's a man's
mouth now, brah.

Ooh.

- Oh man!
- What?

My mom can't drive us
to the premiere

because her driving foot
fell asleep.

Well, wake it up.

No way!

Last time I tried that,

my hands smelled like
corn chips for a week!

Eww!

Your dad's a lucky man.

And what premiere?

We won four tickets to the season
three premiere of Weirder Things.

But there are five of us.

Guess you're out.

Bye, Mitch!

Fine! Good luck finding
a ride, losers! Ha!

How are we gonna get
to the premiere by four o'clock?

Yeah, today's
Mom's weave day.

She probably won't
be done by then.

Are you forgetting you
guys have a spare Mom?

Oh yeah, the
sneeze queen can drive us!

- I'll go ask her.
- I'll come with you.

Hopefully, I'll get sick.
I got a geography test on Monday.

Whoa! She's burning up.

- You should probably take a step back.
- I'm good.

I'm really bad
at geography.

Come on, germs.
I'm counting on ya.

Oh! There you are! Oh!

I've been pressing the flight
attendant button for like 20 minutes.

What is she
even talking about?

Whenever she gets
a high fever,

it just makes whatever she's
worried about even worse.

Oh! That's right,
she was worried about flying.

Flight attendant!
Flight attendant.

I'll take a hot tea
with lemon, please.

We're not
flight attendants.

- There are no flight attendants.
- What?

No flight attendants?

What kind
of airline is this?

Huh? Well, it's a good thing
I used to waitress.

I'll just get
the drink cart.

What am I thinking?
This isn't a drink cart!

- Yeah! She must
be coming out of it.

This... this is
the drink cart.

- Nope.
- Coffee? Huh? Tea?

Ah!

Kema... the Dreamweaver.

Remove it.

Listen, now prepare yourself.

I haven't been able
to do my hair all week.

Come on, boo-boo.
I've seen it all.

- You ready?
- I'm ready.

- I don't think you're ready.
- Oh, I'm ready.

- You right. I wasn't ready.
- Ah!

Girl! Did you lose
your comb in the divorce?

- Yes!
- Oh.

But I gained two kids and a
car note, so here we are.

Ooh! It's okay,
boo-boo.

- I got you.
- Okay.

And I also got a babysitting
job later today.

- When?
- Now. Get in here, baby girl!

This is my niece, Power!

My name's Power,
because of my powerful moves!

Yes, honey! Get 'em.
Get 'em. -

Break it down.
Unh! Get it!

Oh! Oh yeah, take it!
Oh yeah, take it! Ooh!

Ooh, ooh!

Oh, oh, oh! Yes!

I want one!
I want another one!

- Mom!
- Never mind.

Okay.

You gotta help us.

Tess's mom
has sleepy foot.

My cousin's
got sleepy eye.

And Aunt Chelsea
can't drive us, either.

She's too sick,
so we need you to drive us

to the Weirder Things
premiere today.

Oh. Well, what you need is
to get out of my weave zone.

Mom, please.

All right,
okay, okay, listen. Um.

Here. If you stay
out of my hair,

literally, for the next
five hours...

I'll drive you
to the premiere.

Thank you, Mom.

That's only if Kema
finishes my weave first.

Oh, I'll be finished,
long as I can stay focused.

Ooh. Why is your roomie
about to eat a slipper?

Oh, sometimes she gets a little
loopy when she runs a high fever.

Ladies and gentlemen, the captain just
turned on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign.

Please take your seats.
Bing!

Or a lot loopy.

Ooh! I'm sorry,
I can't work right now.

The crazy show is on.
I got to watch this!

- Uh, show's over!
- Yeah! Come on, Aunt Crazy...

Aunt Chelsea.
We'll take care of her.

I thought your cousin
had drippy eye.

Is sleepy eye
another cousin?

Same cousin,
different eye.

Is it just me...

or does Mom's hair
look exactly the same?

And why is she dancing?

She's supposed to be weaving.

Ha!

- I can dance with
this cutie all day, honey!

This kid's cuteness
is killing us.

We'll never make it
to that premiere

Guys, I got this.
Come on.

OMG. Power,
you are just so adorable.

Isn't she so yummy?

Yes, but you can't keep all
this yumminess to yourself.

We can watch Power, while you
finish your weave.

- Hmm!
- Please, please, please!

Fine with me.
I get paid the same.

Come on,
you little angel.

Go, Power! Go, Power!

Go, go, go, Power!

Sing!

Go, Power.
Go, Power.

Please go, Power.

No. You know, Power,
why don't you hang out with us?

You can watch this show,
and maybe you'll like it.

Okay.

It worked.
She's quiet.

Yeah, this is perfect.

Now she's not distracting
us or Mom.

Ow. Ow.

Shh, shh!
Baby, I'm on the phone.

- Oh, okay.
- So then what did he say?

Well, then what did you do?

Ooh! Girl, you should
not have done that!

Ow, ow, ow!

Mom,
I need to call you back.

- You okay, boo-boo?
- Oh, the pain is worth it.

I'll just say the code word
if it gets any worse.

Auntie Kema,
I'm hungry!

- One minute, baby!
- Oh, home skillet biscuit!

Girl, I love me some
home skillet biscuits.

No, no, that's the code word!

Kema, that's the code word!

Oh my edge.

Is she in my pots
and pans?

Mom, there she is.

Okay, sweetheart,
I'll make you some food!

- No! No, Mom.
- Huh?

- Sit. We will get Power something.
- Okay.

Yeah, you just, uh, you just focus
on getting beautiful... er.

Nice save.

Now, in the event
of a loss in cabin pressure,

please be sure to secure
your own oxygen mask

before helping others.

I'll get Power,
you get Aunt Chelsea.

All right, don't forget
to breathe normally!

There is nothing
normal about that.

- Woo.
- Girl, you know she got the fever.

- Hoo-ohh!
- Hm-mmm!

- Finally! Back to Weirder Things!
- Woo!

- Yes!
- Ha!

Could you put any more weirder
things in my sandwich?

Come in.
I've been expecting you.

- Don't go in there.
- Shh!

Whatever.

If you don't hand over your
most precious belongings,

I will eat
your little friend.

Your watch.

But... that's all
I have left of my father.

- Hey!
- Get out of the way!

What is this garbage?
It's so fake!

They should call it
Boring Things.

If you're so bored,

then why don't you play
with this little thing?

Not my Nerdidorken!

He's my favorite
action figure.

Okay, you know what?
Come on, Power.

If you're so bored,

why don't you just
step on into my closet?

- Cool!
- All right!

Oh! Ah.

What? It's not locked.

Come on, we need to finish
watching before the premiere.

Yes. Oof.

Hey, guys,
guess what I found.

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

Wah, wah,
wah, wah, wah.

Wah, wah,
wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

Wah!

Somebody help me!

Oh no!
I just had a vision!

Power was
in the Topsy Turvy World

being held
by the Nerdidorken!

Booker, it's a TV show.

Power is right
in the closet, see?

Power? Power?

She's gone!

To the Topsy Turvy World!

No, Power's gotta be
in here somewhere.

We just need to find her
before Auntie Rae finds out

- she's missing.
- Who's missing?

- Nobody!
- Um, he said...

"Tooth's missing."

I... I lost
my last baby tooth.

Oh! My baby got
a grown-man mouth!

Ah! Where's Power?

Hiding... because we are
playing hide-and-seek.

Yeah, and she's
such a good hider,

it's almost like
she's missing.

Okay. Hey,
do you guys like my hair?

You're not done
already, are you?

Well, what do you think?

Is that your brain?

Is that my brain, Levi?

Ooh, sandwich.

I'm almost done, then I'll
take y'all to the premiere.

Ooh! Peanut butter
and cheese.

- Can't wait!
- Thank you, Mom.

Love you!

She's almost done.
We gotta find Power.

Yeah.

- Guys, check it out.
- What is that?

I don't know.
It was behind those boxes.

Power must've moved them.

I know what it is.

It's a portal to the
Topsy Turvy World.

Or it's a dumbwaiter.

It's like a mini-elevator
people used to use

to bring up their groceries
in the old days.

Whatever it is,
Power probably went in it,

- which means we gotta go get her.
- You're right.

What was that?

It's coming
from the portal.

Not a portal.

The truth...

lies below.

If there's really
a Nerdidorken down there,

I hope someone brought
something to fight him with.

All I have is my tooth...

but it's sharp.

You're gonna fight a
Nerdidorken with a baby tooth?

If I have to.

You're not
gonna have to

since there's no real
Topsy Turvy World.

You were saying?

All right, Levi.
You first.

Whoa! Looks exactly
like the show.

Except a lot scarier.

You should
get your baby tooth out!

You're gonna need
a bigger tooth!

Get over here!
Get over here!

- You ready?
- I'm ready!

- I don't think you ready.
- I am so ready!

What do ya think?

No, no, no!

Kema, I am a Scut driver,

not Mariah Hairy.
I can't fit this in my car!

You gots to tame
this beast, girl!

Go big
or go home, girl!

I am...

- Did you hear that?
- I ain't heard nothing.

Captain!

Uh, oh, here comes
Air Cray-Cray.

Captain! The passengers,

- they're screaming!
- I heard that too!

You gotta help me,
Chaka Khan!

Where you going?
Don't try to run no game!

I'm not leaving
till I get paid!

Nia! Booker! Levi?

Where are they?
Where are they?

Oh no.

Do you think
they went down there?

Well, I don't know! You're
the one flying this bird.

Oh, how high
is your fever?

Kids?

We have to go down there.

To the cargo hold?

Sure.

Look! It's Power!

Somebody help me!

Oh, it's exactly
my vision!

Was the Nerdidorken nice
in your vision?

Oh, it's probably
gonna eat her.

Nerdidorkens love munching
on crunchy little bones!

How little?

All I want are your most
precious belongings.

We'll give you what you want

if you give us Power first.

Hmm. Deal.

The Nerdidorken
is a terrible negotiator.

Yeah.

Now give.

Stay here, Power.

- Jess, give him your hat.
- But it's my favorite hat.

Which you won't be able to
wear if you don't have a head!

Here you go!

Here's my action figure...
of you.

Here's four tickets to the premiere
of the show that you're in.

Gracias.

Whoa. He knows Spanish?
De nada.

More!

Uh...

Tooth!

No.

Tooth!

No!

- Did you hear that, Chels?
- Yup!

One of the engines
is shutting down!

Okay, I'm just gonna
go with this one.

That's right, stewardess.
That's what's happening.

No, it's "flight attendant."

- Booker, it's just a baby tooth.
- Just give it to him!

If you're not gonna
give it to him, I will!

No!

I'm sorry.

This isn't just
a baby tooth!

It's the last piece
of the old me.

And I wanna keep it.

Okay. Fine.

- I'll... I'll give it to him.
- Yes.

Thank you.

Now brace for a sudden
drop in altitude!

We're not dropping anywhere!

Oh snap!

Okay.

Let me just turn on
the cabin lights.

That didn't
sound like a Nerdidorken.

It's a Mitch-idorken.

Mitch?

Hello!

What are you kids
doing down here?

Well, we thought
we were saving Power

from getting eaten
by a Nerdidorken.

Yeah. It turns out
the Topsy Turvy World is...

just the boiler room.

You should've seen
your faces.

"Ooh, he's gonna eat me."

Give us back our stuff.

Yeah, I can't believe you made
all this just to scare us.

- I didn't.
- Then why'd you do it?

I told you.
Don't you remember?

Whoa. Is that
Weirder Things?

This is my favorite show.

My dad even let me build

the Topsy Turvy World
down in the boiler room.

Wanna come down
and check it out?

- I don't remember that.
- Neither do I.

You were nice?

So, when we didn't
hang out with you,

- is that when you took Power?
- Yeah.

He didn't take me! I told
you guys where I went!

You did?

Hey, guys,
guess what I found!

A secret door.
I'm going inside it,

so you may never
see me again. Bye!

- I don't remember that.
- Huh.

See? This is exactly
what I was talking about.

I told you kids
you do not listen.

You tuned
into your show,

and you tuned
everybody else out!

Now, if you were paying attention,
you would've heard Mitch,

Power wouldn't
have snuck out,

my weave
would've been done...

and y'all would've been
on your way to the premiere.

But guess what.
Now you're not.

We... we apologize.
Mom, you're right.

We didn't listen.

You're really gonna miss the
premiere of Weirder Things?

Yeah. It's okay.

The only thing better than
watching Weirder Things,

is living it.

Yeah, we'd be cool
just hanging here.

With me?

Yeah.

You're okay, Mitch.

You guys are okay, too.

You kids have a great time
playing down here.

I've gotta put
a flat iron in this hair.

And I've got
a plane to land!

All right. Well, I'm gonna take Captain
Cray-Cray to bed first. Come on.

So, do you guys wanna
act out another episode?

You losers can do
whatever you want.

I just got four tickets to the
premiere of Weirder Things!

Uh, no you don't. They're
still on my phone.

Check again.

I transferred them to my phone
when you weren't looking.

See ya
on the red carpet.

Oh, that's right.

I won't! Ha!
Baby tooth!

So, you guys wanna
act out episode two?

- I get to be the Nerdidorken.
- No, me!

- No, I wanna do it.
- I'm the scariest.

Too late!
I'm the Nerdidorken!

Yes! I got her cold!

- Captain?
- Yes?

Prepare for landing.

Aye-aye, Co-Captain.

- Uh-oh, uh-oh!
- Uh-oh.

Oh no,
we're nose-diving.

- Oh no!
- Oh, the controls are stuck!

- Oh! Oh!
- I can't pull it up!

Mayday! Mayday!

Okay, okay, Co-Captain!
I got it!

Pull up! Pull up!

Oh, phew! That was a close one.

Yeah, that was crazy.

Rae, I can't believe
you posted this!

I look crazy!

Yeah, but I look crazy good.

My edges are laid, honey.
Ah.

I got 8,000 hits! Gimme that!

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