Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 15 - Raven's Home: Remix - full transcript

Hey, what it do,
Coach Spitz?

I don't know what "it do,"

but you need to pay more
attention in English class.

Exactly. So, Coach Spitz,

what that sign-up sheet be?

You see what I did there?

Sadly, I did.

It's for my new play.

It's the story of
a boy whose dreams

of becoming
a famous horse jockey

are dashed
when he had a growth spurt



and wound up six-foot-five.

I call it Spitz!
The Musical.

A musical?

About you?

Yep. It's full
of memorable moments,

like when I stand in front of
the jockey committee and say,

"I'm not too big.

Those horses
are too small!"

Do they get bigger horses?

Nope, they fired me.

So, I took up basketball
and learned to rap.

Which is why my show is

about a basketball player
who learns to rap.

A basketball player
who can rap?



I was born to play that part!

So how about we save us

both the time
and cast me as the lead.

What you say, Coach?

I say, see ya at the audition.

Yes. Yes, you will!

Basketball skills?

- Really?
- And rapping? You can't even wrap a gift.

What do you think, Levi?

My mom always says,
"If you don't have anything

nice to say,
don't say anything at all."

So...

Okay...

Man, this is my chance.
Nah, ha.

I want this. Uh.

♪ It's my turn now,
and I'm ready to shine ♪

♪ So y'all can sit down,
'cause this role is mine ♪

♪ I've been dreaming 'bout this
since before I could rhyme ♪

♪ And we all know my name
will look good in lights, wooo ♪

♪ No one's got
the swag like me ♪

♪ Fame is my destiny ♪

♪ And I know Spitz
wrote the scene ♪

♪ But the spotlight'll
be on me ♪

♪ It's my turn to shine,
it's my turn to flow ♪

♪ It's my turn to show
everybody what I know ♪

♪ 'Cause I want this, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause I want this ♪

♪ It's my turn to fly,
it's my turn to go ♪

♪ It's my turn to prove
to everybody it's my show ♪

♪ 'Cause I want this, yeah ♪

♪ I really want this ♪

♪ Man, I want this! ♪

Oh!

Here's that dime
I was looking for!

You see?
I-I-I want this.

♪ Ay, Raven's Home: Remix ♪
*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 02 Episode 15

♪ Re-remix, uh ♪ ♪ Ah, ha, ha, hah! ♪
Episode Title : "Raven's Home: Remix"

"Spitz, you just too darn
big to be a jockey."

"I'm not too big!

Those horses are too small!"

That was amazing, Booker.

Or should I say
"Denzel"?

You should definitely
say "Booker."

Okay, lucky people,

I've been trying out
my new juicer,

and I just made some
delicious turnip juice.

And I really think you're gonna love it.
I'm gonna go get some more.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Put it in the cup.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Ah!

It looks like it was a hit!
Who's ready for round two?

- Mmm!
- Oh, you still?

Okay, well,
help yourself, huh?

Ugh!

You ain't the only one
who can act, bruh.

Hey, I have to rap
for my audition.

I memorized it.
Wanna hear?

- Of course we do!
- I'd rather drink that juice.

♪ Like an all-star
top ten ending ♪

♪ Fake left, step back ♪

♪ Then it went in! ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ Three-point shot! ♪

Stop.

No, it's definitely "shot."

No, it's definitely "stop."
That was really bad.

On the bright side,

you just shattered all kinds
of stereotypes.

It sounded so much
better in my head.

Don't listen to
the Booker-haters, sweetie.

You are going to nail the lead
in that musical.

Thanks, Mom.
When I get famous,

I'm gonna buy you
something real shiny.

Oh, it doesn't have
to be shiny, baby.

It just needs to have
four bedrooms.

I have no choice.

You're out of the play!

Guys,

I just had a vision Coach Spitz
kicked me out of the play.

Maybe he had a vision
of you rapping.

Well, there goes my chance
at fame and fortune.

Chin up, big guy.
Just find someone

who can teach you
how to hoop and rap.

Levi, where am I gonna
find someone

who's good
at hooping and rapping?

I think our building
just threw up on me.

Hey! Is that my turnip...

Scatter, scatter!

Okay, ninth time's the charm.

We'll come back to shooting.

- Lemme hear your rap.
- All right.

Okay, but before you start,
rap is about flow.

You gotta feel it. Even when
you come off the top like...

hold on, someone,
gimme a beat.

Uh, Uh, ahem...

♪ My name is Tess
'cause I'm testing ya ♪

♪ Rhymes so sick they be
better than the rest of ya ♪

♪ My flow is smooth like his head,
twist you up like her dreads ♪

♪ I'd be happy to repeat it,
but you heard what I said, uh ♪

♪ So get your umbrellas
'bout to make it rain threes ♪

♪ My shots so cold, I could
make the rim freeze, uh ♪

Impressive. You got rap skills
and a killer jump shot.

Reminds me of myself
when I was your age.

Too bad you're not right
for a part in my play.

Excuse me, Coach?
What'd you just say?

I usually don't listen
to myself when I talk.

You're gonna have
to refresh my memory.

You just said that
Tess can't be

in your play
because she's not a boy.

Oh. Sounds right.

Just let it go, Nia.
It's all good.

No!

Actually, it's not all good.

Look, you saw it yourself.
She's got skills, so...

why can't Tess try out
for your play?

Spitz! is the story of my life
on a boys' team.

- There were no girls.
- But Tess deserves a shot.

The only part in my play
for girls is cheerleader...

or my mother.

But I promised that to my mother.
So... cheerleader.

No.

It's ball player...

or nothing.

- I can't believe he chose nothing.
- It's cool, Nia.

I ball for fun.

I don't need to be
in his lame play.

But you deserve to be.

Tess, you're better
than any of those boys.

Seriously, don't make such
a big deal out of this.

I'm good.

See ya tomorrow?

See you tomorrow.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hey, Nia, listen, um...

I wasn't eavesdroppin', but
I was ear hustlin'. And...

I can't believe you're just going
to accept Coach Spitz's decision.

- There's nothing I can do.
- Excuse me?!

You are your mother's child.

What you do is you do like me

and you do not
take "no" for an answer.

- Yeah, you're right, Mom.
- I know I am.

- I'm gonna fight.
- There you go!

I'm not gonna take "no"
for an answer!

- Preach!
- Yes! So you'll come with me!

No. 'Cause I have to get my nails done.
But after this moment,

you do not take "no"
for an answer.

- Yes!
- Get 'em, girl!

♪ Like an all-star ♪

♪ Top ten ending ♪

Umm...
♪ Fake left step... ♪

Next!

- Go get 'em.
- Okay.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Hey, Coach.
I'm wearing old-school gear

like you did
when you played in the '70s.

And, action.

♪ Like an all-star
top ten ending ♪

♪ Fake left, step back
then it went in ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ Three point shot ♪

Okay. Now, let's see
those handles.

Next!

We got next.

Cheerleader auditions
are tomorrow.

We didn't come here
to be cheerleaders.

We came to remind you of the
opportunity that you're passing up.

♪ Hard work's always faceless ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what
your gender or race is ♪

♪ Show me someone who
is better ♪ ♪ Better ♪

♪ And we can watch him when
he crumbles under pressure ♪

♪ Coach, you got a story ♪

♪ It's something for
the whole wide world ♪

♪ No guts, no glory ♪

♪ The best man
for the job's my girl ♪

♪ All I'm asking
is you open your mind ♪

♪ Do the right thing ♪

♪ And give Tess a try, 'cause ♪

♪ We didn't come here to cheer ♪

♪ We came to lead,
we're right here ♪

♪ So open your eyes and see ♪

♪ She could be legendary ♪

♪ She could be legendary ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, just open
your eyes and see ♪

♪ You could be legendary ♪

And last but not least.

The part of Coach Spitz
goes to...

Booker!

- Yes!
- Yes!

Move out of the way.

So I can look her in the eyes
when I say, Tess...

you're playing Spitz!

I made a pie, I made a pie,
I made a pie.

Look at my celebration pie.

Because my baby Booker's gonna be
the lead in the school musical.

Oh, I know. Hey!
Speaking of the musical,

you know, the school
called and asked

if I would handle
refreshments at the show.

- Really?
- Yeah.

What you gonna serve?

My turnip juice.
You know, the one you love.

And in keeping with
the hip-hop theme,

I'm calling it
"Turnip for What."

No, you're not.

- Hey, Aunt Chels. Hey, Mom.
- Hey, boo.

So, I didn't take "no"
for an answer.

Tess will be making her acting
debut in Spitz! The Musical.

- Atta girl!
- Hey, Levi. How was your day?

- A lot better than his.
- Aw, sweetheart, what's wrong?

- I didn't get the part.
- What? What?

That's impossible! Who got it?

Tess did...

thanks to Nia.

Why did you have to push so
hard to get Tess to try out?

I'm sorry, Booker, but I was
following some pretty good advice.

Whose advice was that?

You want some pie?

Really, Mom?

I'm too upset to eat.

Chels, did you hear that?
My baby's too upset to eat.

Well, he did take a cookie.

One cookie, Chels.

My baby's broken.

I don't know what
I'm gonna do.

I mean, on one hand,
I'm

really, really happy
that Nia asserted herself.

But on the other hand, I wish it
didn't have to be at Booker's expense.

So what're you gonna do?

Well...

I'm gonna do
what any mother would do.

I'm gonna go
to that school tomorrow.

I'm gonna march to Coach Spitz's face,
and I'm gonna say...

Hey, Coach Spitz, hi.

Oh, I love pie! I love
apple, cherry, sweet potato.

I bet you do, huh.

♪ Keep looking at this pie,
I bet you want a piece ♪

♪ Give me one good reason why
my baby ain't the lead? ♪

- ♪ Okay, your baby can't act ♪
- What?!

♪ He can't shoot
and he sure can't rap ♪

♪ Well if you really want a slice,
I'll bet you'll get past that ♪

♪ 'Cause you ain't never
had something so good ♪

♪ Hot and fresh
out of the oven ♪

♪ Honey, you ain't
getting nothin' ♪

♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You better make it right ♪

♪ If you want a piece
of this pie ♪

♪ You better let my baby shine ♪

♪ Or you'll get no key lime ♪

♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

♪ Now if he's not the lead,
what part can he play? ♪

♪ Uh, I could give him
front row seats? ♪

- ♪ No pie! ♪
- ♪ How about something ♪

- ♪ No pie! ♪
- ♪ behind the scenes? ♪

- ♪ Just a little piece? ♪
- ♪ No pie! ♪

- Pretty, pretty please?
- ♪ No pie! ♪

♪ I got it!
He can play a tree! ♪

♪ Mmmm,
you don't want no pie ♪

♪ You ain't never had
something so good ♪

♪ Hot and fresh
out of the oven ♪

♪ Honey,
you ain't getting nothin' ♪

- ♪ I said hey! ♪
- Whoo!

♪ Sweet potato, cherry,
lemon, apple strudel ♪

♪ Each one is delicious,
but there's nothing for you though! ♪

♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You better make it right,
if you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ You better
let my baby shine ♪

♪ Or you'll get no key lime ♪

♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I got it.
He can play Ref Number One ♪

- ♪ Any lines? ♪
- ♪ He's got a whistle! ♪

♪ No pie! ♪

♪ How many times
does he blow it? ♪

♪ It's for showing,
not blowing ♪

- ♪ No pie! ♪
- ♪ All right, one ♪

♪ Okay, two
gut-wrenching whistles ♪

♪ Now you get a piece,
now you get a piece ♪

♪ Now, you get
a piece of this pie ♪

Booker is gonna be
the best Ref Number One

in the history
of Ref Number Ones.

Are you really okay
not being in the play?

I was kind of counting on
this role making me famous.

I guess I don't need this list
of things you're gonna buy us.

Goodbye vacation home we never
use but are rich enough to have.

Booker, start rehearsing!

Spitz says
you're back in the play!

He did? But I had a vision
I was kicked out of the play.

You did?

Booker! Booker! Booker!

Well, I just had
my own vision.

And not only
are you in the play,

but you get
a standing ovation!

I do?! Cool!
So am I playing Spitz?

No. Ref Number One.

- Do I have any lines?
- You got a whistle.

- Do I blow it?
- Twice!

Nice! Looks like Booker's train
to fame is back on track.

Make that two vacation
homes we never use

but are rich
enough to have.

Make it three.
Hey, hey, Chels!

You want a vacation home
you'll never use?!

Chelsea:
Can I get one I do use?!

No!

So ungrateful.

Welcome to tonight's
performance of Spitz!

The Musical.
Although, it should be called

Ref Number One-derful.
But, you know.

Hope we juiced
enough turnips, Levi.

I'm expecting a huge rush
at intermission.

So, Tess, how's it feel to be playing
a part that was written for a boy?

- Well, I feel...
- She's thrilled. Women have been denied

these opportunities for far too
long and we say, "No more."

That's awesome.

Are there any other
causes on the horizon?

- Oh...
- We've been so busy with this one.

But you can bet wherever
there's an injustice,

we'll be right there
to take it on.

Wow. So, Tess,

what's it liketo be
the face of a movement?

- Well, I...
- She is thrilled.

It has always been our dream.

Places, everybody.

This has always been my dream.

- You got this.
- I got this.

♪ I got this, yeah
I got this ♪

♪ It's almost time,
the curtain's 'bout to fall ♪

♪ Said my lines
a thousand times ♪

♪ And they know that
this girl can ball, yep ♪

♪ Done this before,
this ain't really nothing new ♪

♪ Anybody keep the score they
know I don't ever lose, nope ♪

♪ Okay, okay,
this really ain't a big deal ♪

♪ It's just a play,
so I just need to keep it real ♪

♪ Ignore distractions
'cause this is my passion ♪

♪ Soon as Spitz says action I'm
Lebron James and I'm rapping ♪

♪ This is my moment
it's my time to own it ♪

♪ I'm so lit, don't need assists
and in a minute I'll be Spitz ♪

♪ C'mon, girl
it's time to prove it ♪

♪ It's just a couple lines
and some music ♪

♪ Let's show them all
a girl can do it ♪

♪ You 'bout to be
the face of a movement ♪

Oh, no. She's freezing up!

The bright lights
are too much for her.

- Time out!
- Hey!

This ain't a game,
you can't call time out.

Yes, I can.
I'm the director!

Tess, you're my Spitz.

- What are you doing out there?
- I'm sorry, Coach, I choked.

I have no choice.

- You're out of the play.
- What?

That was my vision.

I guess it wasn't me.
Okay, good. Now's your chance.

You're the only one
who knows this part, Booker.

Put it on.

You're going in.

My baby's gonna be a star!

My baby's gonna be a star!

Hey everyone!

Come try our
Turnip For What juice.

It's packed with vitamins.

This doesn't seem like a "packed
with vitamins" kind of crowd.

I think we need
a better sales pitch.

You're right, honey.

I got this.

♪ I was once a lost
and thirsty girl ♪

♪ Until I found the most
enchanting drink in the world ♪

♪ Levi, holla at 'em ♪

- ♪ What's crisp? Ice cold like a glacier?
- ♪ Turnip juice ♪

♪ What's the perfect texture and flavor?
♪ Turnip juice ♪

♪ Store it in your purse,
still good later ♪

♪ Take it home for
your next-door neighbor ♪

♪ C'mon get this party started ♪
♪ What you say? ♪

♪ Fresh veggies from my garden ♪
♪ Leggo ♪

♪ It's an organic bargain ♪

- ♪ Healthy for the heart ♪
- ♪ Yes ♪

♪ If you got a passion ♪

- ♪For some blended action ♪
- ♪ Yes, sing it ♪

♪ Follow your attraction ♪

♪ To our little ♪
♪ Booth ♪

♪ If you got a craving
that's driving you crazy ♪

♪ Have you thought that maybe
you just need some, juice ♪

♪ Come and get some
juice, juice ♪

♪ Turnip juice, uh ♪

♪ Come and get some
juice, juice ♪

♪ Turnip juice ♪

♪ Juice... ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, Oh, whoa,
Ohhhhhhh ♪

♪ Juice! ♪

No refunds.

Tess, what are you doing?
Everyone's counting on you.

Yeah, that's the problem.

♪ I don't want another shot,
if you'd just listen ♪

♪ I don't think I even
wanted to audition ♪

♪ Wait, I don't understand
what you're saying ♪

♪ Tess, you're so good,
why would you just waste it? ♪

♪ Girl, you can do your thing!
No one's better ♪

♪ Yeah maybe, but now
there's so much pressure ♪

♪ Tess, this is your dream,
I'm just trying to be supportive ♪

♪ No, Nia,
this is what you've always wanted ♪

♪ I never saw your side
of the story ♪

♪ Now I know
and I'm really sorry ♪

♪ So let's swear
we'll make this right ♪

♪ And never ever
be so blind ♪

♪ There's more than just
my side to the story ♪

♪ A point of view
I can't keep ignoring ♪

♪ So let's swear
we'll always try ♪

♪ To take the time to
see things eye to eye ♪

♪ I'm so proud and you
look so handsome ♪

♪ Break a leg,
get the audience standing ♪

♪ What if I'm not meant
for the spotlight? ♪

♪ 'Cause something deep down
doesn't feel right ♪

♪ I appreciate the way
you're always on my team ♪

♪ Don't worry
'cause my vision's right ♪

♪ Why does it feel
so wrong to me? ♪

Mom, what if your
vision is wrong?

Wrong? Me?
About a vision?

Yeah. Mine was wrong.

My visions are accurate,

so get on that stage
and get us our standing ovation.

No, Mom. I gotta go
with my gut on this one.

♪ I only saw my side
of the story ♪

♪ Guess I got caught up
in the glory ♪

♪ And I swear
I'll make this right ♪

♪ How could I
have been so blind? ♪

- ♪ There's more than just ♪
- ♪ There's more than just ♪

- ♪ one side to the story ♪
- ♪ one side to the story ♪

- ♪ A point of view I can't keep ignoring ♪
- ♪ A point of view I can't keep ignoring ♪

- ♪ And I swear, I'll always try ♪
- ♪ And I swear, I'll always try ♪

- ♪ to take the time ♪
- ♪ to take the time ♪

- ♪ To see things eye to eye ♪
- ♪ To see things eye to eye ♪

Tess, I think this
belongs to you.

But it's your shot
to be famous.

I thought so, too,

until I realized
Nia was right.

Tess, you're a great rapper
and baller.

- You deserve to wear this.
- I don't know.

I do.
Take it.

Thanks, Book.

Now, let's get out
there, and show 'em what we got!

- Okay.
- Great, you're here.

What are you
doing with my jersey?

I'm playing you.
And I'll make you proud, Coach.

I know you will.

You're the best version of me
I could've ever hoped for.

Time in!

Good luck!

♪ Like an all-star
top ten ending ♪

♪ Fake left, step back
then it went in ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ Three-point shot and one,
blow the whistle ♪

♪ Hey, it was a journey
but I made it ♪

♪ Uh, now it's time
for celebration ♪

♪ Hard work and dedication no
intimidation talkin' 'bout greatness ♪

♪ Replay the moment
I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the shot
I beat the clock ♪

- ♪ Scored in slow motion ♪
- ♪ Slow motion ♪

♪ Replay the moment
over and over ♪

♪ Now I'm on top,
I can't be stopped ♪

♪ And you can quote it ♪

♪ So replay the moment ♪

Go Booker, go!

- ♪ Now everybody say win, win ♪
- ♪ Win! Win! ♪

- ♪ Spitz! Spitz!
- ♪ Spitz! Spitz! ♪

- ♪ Win! Win! ♪
- ♪ Win! Win! ♪

- ♪ Spitz! Spitz!
- ♪ Spitz! Spitz! ♪

♪ Replay the moment
I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the shot I beat the
clock Scored in slow motion ♪

♪ Replay the moment
over and over ♪

♪ Now I'm on top I can't be
stopped And you can quote it ♪

♪ So replay the moment ♪

That was beautiful.

- Booker was great.
- And so was Tess.

I am so happy
you had her back.

Who knew
I could be so pushy?

Well, did you learn anything?

Yeah, I learned that I'm more

like you than
I actually thought.

That's my baby.

Hey! Now no one
can get any juice!

Booker! Booker! Booker!
Booker! Booker!

Booker! Booker! Booker! Booker!

Well, at least my vision
came true.

Hey! After party at our house!

♪ Replay the moment
I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the shot I beat the
clock Scored in slow motion ♪

♪ Replay the moment
over and over ♪

♪ Now I'm on top I can't be stopped ♪

♪ And you can quote it ♪

♪ So replay the moment ♪

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