Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - Head Over Wheels - full transcript

"The Ice Princess was
surrounded by dragons

"when Lord Oberon swooped in

"on the back of
his winged stallion,

rescuing her and
melting her frozen heart."

I wish that were me.

You'd make a great princess.

Forget the princess!

I wanna swoop in
and kick some dragon butt!

Well, before you
battle a dragon,

you might wanna
come over for a hearty feast.

You know what they say:



You should never slay a
dragon on an empty stomach.

Or swim in the moat
right after you eat.

So are you in
for my Auntie Rae's

famous homemade gumbo?

It's crazy good.

Sure, buddy.
I'd love to.

Ooh!
And I'll bring my appetite

and some moist towelettes.

What? I'm a messy
gumbo eater.

You're gonna fit right in.

Shh!

I need complete silence.

All right, people!

This is not a drill!



Levi!

Let's get this place
cleaned up.

Unless you got a girl
coming over here,

you better have a good
reason for barking orders.

I've got a girl
coming over here.

All right, everybody!
Let's clean this place up!

So, Levi,
who's the lucky lady?

Her name is Isabella,

and we're just buddies.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I have to go
shower and shave.

Wait, hold up.

You're showering
before dinner?

Yeah, and shaving what?

Oh, and Auntie Rae,
I promised her

some of your famous gumbo.

How fast can you
whip some up?

- Thirty minutes.
- Perfect!

Hey, Mom!

How are you gonna make
your gumbo in 30 minutes?

'Cause I know
what I'm doing.

Clean up,
clean up.

Hello?

Thirty-Minute Gumbo?

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

- ♪ But then life had other plans ♪
- ♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪
♪ Learning how to fly ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be ok ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ C'mon! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪
♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ We got love ♪
- ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather, ♪

♪ Ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪
*RAVEN'S HOME*

♪ Ah, ha, hah! ♪

Yep! That's us.

*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 02 Episode 10

Episode Title :
"Head Over Wheelsi"

Isabella should've
been here by now.

I don't know
what happened to her.

I tried calling.

Maybe you guys
should just go ahead and...

eat.

The children
were hungry, Levi.

Anybody have
a moist towelette?

Too soon, Booker.

Too soon.

I can't believe your friend
would bail on you, Levi.

- That stinks.
- Yeah.

You know what
else stinks, Tess?

Those eggs.

Nah, that wasn't
the eggs, but...

I did lay something.

Hey, Isabella!

I thought you were
coming by last night.

Why didn't you
answer my calls?

I forgot my phone.

And I did come by,

I just couldn't get in.

Your building doesn't have
wheelchair access.

It doesn't?

I never even realized that.

Why would you?

It's accessible to you.

It's just not accessible
to people like me.

I thought you'd
consider that.

Isabella!

I'm so sorry. I...

Gotcha!

Ooh, you should've
seen your face.

"I'm so sorry."

Wait, so you're not mad?

Nah.

I kind of like that you don't
see me any differently.

It's just annoying that
there are still so many

inaccessible buildings
in Chicago.

Sorry, we couldn't
help but overhear,

because...

we were eavesdropping.

But we can
totally talk to our landlord

about making our building
wheelchair accessible.

- Right, Tess?
- Mm-hmm.

That'd be awesome!

And I'd love to go with you.

Oh.

But that's right, I can't.

You know, 'cause of the whole

wheels, stairs
and elevator thing.

We-We didn't
mean to...

Gotcha!

Man, you guys are so easy.

I'm in a wheelchair,
not a prison.

Come on,
let's go talk about it.

Isn't she funny
with that "gotcha" thing?

Well, she definitely "gotchu."

Looks like the L-Man
has his first crush.

What?!
I don't have a crush.

Please!

I know a crush
when I see one.

Now, let the B-Man

help take the L-Man

to the next level.

I'd prefer if the B-Man

left the L-Man alone.

L-Man, L-Man, L-Man.

When a man loves a woman...

Yes, Chels.

Yes, yes! I'm gonna
start my own fashion line.

I'm so excited!

Yeah, I'm gonna
move all of my money

into a business account,

and then I am off
and running, girl.

Ooh, ooh! Chels!
I gotta go.

That is the online bank.
I'll call you back, 'kay?

Hello?

Raven Baxter,

CEO, CFO, COO. "Chello?"

Hi, AnnMarie! Yes, thank
you for calling me back.

Yes, I just wanted to confirm
that my new business account

for "Ravenous"

is ready to go
and I can start my new life!

Yeah! Hello?

Hello?

AnnMarie?
AnnMarie!

Welcome to our
automated system.

Oh. She must've
transferred me.

Please press two
to check account balance.

Well, you know a sister loves
hearing how much money she has.

Your account balance is...

- zero.
-What?! Zero?!

AnnMarie!

Fine! You don't have
a crush on Isabella.

- I'll drop it.
- Thank you!

So, it, um...

doesn't bother you
to see Isabella

talking books...

with Tanner?

Nope. Not at all.

Hey! We were reading Lord
Oberon and the Dragon Realm.

But it doesn't bother me.

There's plenty
of that book left

for the two of us
to read together.

And the end!

- "The end"?!
- Oh, no.

This is just the beginning.

They finish
that book together.

Then, the sequel.

Where does it end?

Here. Now!

Hey, guys!

Oh, hey, Levi.

Know what's better
than the Lord Oberon series?

Uh...

this book!

Freaks and Beaks: Attack
of the Zombie Chickens?

No way.

Why? Somebody
afraid of zombies?

Not zombies.

Chickens.

Did you just say "chicken"?

Who's scared of chickens?

Am I right, Isabella?

Actually, I get it.

Everybody's
scared of something.

Thanks, buddy.

"Buddy"?

Would you excuse me
just for one second?

All right, B-Man.

Holler at me.

All right, now, listen.

When a man loves a woman...

What do you want?

It's not what we want,
Mitch.

It's what we need.

This building needs to be
wheelchair accessible.

Hmm. Well, I'll bring it up
in the board meeting.

One sec.

The board said no.

Now, we need to get back
to our meeting.

And by meeting, I mean playing video
games and eating curly fries.

Ha!

So, AnnMarie,
you're telling me

that my money's there,
but I can't spend it yet?

Yeah, but I've
got rent due, girl.

Okay, well, then,
how long until I can spend it?

Three to five
business days?!

Uh-uh, no. Unacceptable,
AnnMarie, unacce...

Okay, yes, yes, I'll hold.

Oy vey.

Your hold time is
three to five business days.

What?! What?!

AnnMarie!

AnnMarie!

Okay. Let's work on how to get
your book buddy back from Tanner.

All right, what do you got?

All right, first,

you got to compliment her,
but not too much.

Second, you've got
to laugh at her jokes,

but not too much.

Third,
you gotta smile, but...

Let me guess.
But not too much.

No, just don't
show all your teeth.

How do I do that?

So, according to these plans
I just downloaded,

there's an elevator
somewhere in this building.

Don't look.
Just keep walking.

Wait, I don't understand.

The plans said
that an elevator

should be right here
in the lobby.

That's weird.

Nothing but a bookcase.

Something
doesn't smell right.

It's not the egg salad.

This baby's fresh.

Look, there she is!

Now, remember.

Compliment, laugh, smile,

but not too much.

Hey, Isabella.

You look nice today...

but not too nice.

Thank you?

You're funny.

But not too funny.

You know,
all this is a little odd,

but I like that you're
not afraid to be yourself.

Thank you.

You know, since we didn't
have dinner the other night,

how would you like
to have lunch today?

Sounds great...

but not too great.

Tanner, what happened to you?

I sprained my ankle
dropping in on a half-pipe.

Aw, that's terrible.

Yeah, but maybe
you could show me

some of your tricks
to get around...

school.

Of course!

Levi, can we do lunch
another time?

Of course!

Poor Tanner.

"Poor Tanner"?

Poor you.

"Poor me"?

Uh, yeah! Tanner just
stole your buddy.

And your smile!

Okay. New plan.

Since Tanner's getting
all of Isabella's attention

because of his sprained ankle,

you need to up your game.

I probably shouldn't ask this,

but how?

You need a broken ankle.

You want me to fake an injury?

Sure! If you want to
take the easy way out.

That's a horrible plan!

Why would I do that?

Do you want your buddy back?

Yeah, but Tanner's hurt,

and it's not like they're
having a great time!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Whoo is not that bad.

At least they didn't "whee."

- Whee!
- Whee!

Oy.

If you'd like to
speak to an operator,

say "representative."

- Representative.
- I did not understand your response.

Representative.

Please rephrase your request.

- Agent.
- Try again.

- Person.
- Try again.

- Somebody!
- Try again.

I believe the word
you're looking for is "rent."

- I wasn't looking for rent.
- Well, I am!

It's due tomorrow.

And you'll have it,
Mitch, all right?

Who do you think
you're talking to?

Somebody with zero money
in their bank account?

- AnnMarie?
- Try again.

AnnMarie! Representative!

- Representative.
- Try again.

Aha!

Hey! Those plants
aren't for spying.

They're purely decorative.

I can't believe you've had this
secret elevator the whole time.

It's not a secret.
I knew it was here!

Look, you need
to make this place

accessible
for everybody!

Why should I?

No one uses a wheelchair
in this building.

Oh, what about friends?

I don't have friends!

What about our friends?

Well, if they're your friends,

they must be losers!

Ha!

I told you buying
the scooter and boot

from that garage sale
would pay off.

And you'll see.

One day, we're gonna
use that panini press, too.

Oh, there she is!
You're on!

Ow.

Levi, what happened?

I broke my ankle
dropping in on a full-pipe.

Full-pipe? I've never
even heard of that.

And he calls himself a skater.

Am I right, Isabella? Ha!

Gotcha!

Anywho, I was thinking

maybe you could show me how to get
around here

- like you did with Tanner?
- I'd be glad to!

- Great!
- But I can't.

I need to meet up
with Nia and Tess

to talk about the protest
we're gonna do in your building.

But what about poor Levi?

Anywho, I would never
leave my buddy hanging.

- Great!
- Tanner can show him around.

Be glad to.

Awesome!

Nice plan, Booker.

I can't wait to see how well
the panini press pays off.

After you.

Rep-re-

sen-ta-

tive.

Representative.

Oh!

Ow! Hey, what are you
ladies doing

locked in the bookcase?

Actually, it's an elevator.

No way!

Our building has an elevator?

Yep, so, we're protesting

to force Mitch to make
it accessible to everybody.

And we're not leaving
until we get what we want.

Wanna join us?

We've got eggs!

Ooh, tempting, but no.

I'm still on the phone
with the bank.

I gotta get my money,
so I can pay Mitch the rent.

Unless I withhold the rent

until he gives in
to your demands.

Egg me.

Hey, what are you all
doing in my elevator?

What does it look like?

We're protesting
and peeling eggs.

Great.

Now my elevator smells
like Egg McLosers.

Get out!

No, we're not leaving
until you agree

to make our building
wheelchair accessible.

That's right,
and I'm not paying the rent

until my good friend here...

What's your name?
Isabella.

My good friend, Isabella

can come up and have
some of my homemade gumbo.

I demand you
to open this gate!

Not until our
demands are met.

Yeah? Well, have fun in there

with a bucket full
of eggs and no toilet.

Losers, losers.

Losers, losers.

Losers, losers.

Losers.

How were those
four flights of stairs?

Ha!

Losers.

I knew faking an injury
was a bad idea.

I'm sorry, Levi.

I guess the B-Man
wasn't on his A-game.

Hey, somebody
lose a pair of crutches?

'Cause I sure don't need 'em.

The B-Man is back!

Why? What did you see?

What if I told you

you weren't the only one
faking an injury?

- Tanner?
- Tanner.

Tanner.

I can't believe
Tanner's faking.

We just have to prove
that he's lying

in front of Isabella.

I don't know.
It feels weird to do that

when I'm faking, too.

Don't chicken out on me now!

We...

That's it.

Chickens.

Tanner is terrified

of chickens!

- So?
- So...

we just have to get a
chicken, scare Tanner,

then he'll run away
without his "crutches."

Why are you air quoting
"crutches"?

The crutches are real.

The "injury" is fake.

Besides, where are we
gonna get a chicken?

Isabella!

Well, if you don't
want hard-boiled eggs,

I have egg salad,
poached eggs,

deviled eggs,
soft-boiled eggs,

and a frittata.

There's our chicken connection.

Stay here.

Bring me some frittata.

Hey, everybody!

Hey.

Tess, a word?

I'm gonna need to
borrow your chicken.

Chicken? What are you
talking about?

I don't have a chicken.

This building doesn't
allow chickens.

So, how could
I have a chicken?

Come on, Tess! Everyone
knows you have a chicken.

There's no chicken.

There is a chicken.

Fine!

- There's a chicken.
- What's it to you?

I just need to borrow it.

It?

Her name's Myra.

Ooh!

Hello, Myra!

Mom?

What if this doesn't work?

Oh, it has to, baby.

Eventually,
the bank has to pick up.

Not the bank, Mom.
The protest!

Oh, right, right.
The protest.

What if Mitch
doesn't give in?

Well, then, we don't
either, sweetheart.

That's what protesting
is all about.

Right? And change
doesn't happen overnight.

If you believe in something,

you stick with it,

no matter how long it takes.

And even if this
doesn't work, Nia,

it means the world to me.

I would say
"group hug" right now,

but I'm so full of eggs,

that I probably
shouldn't be squeezed.

Hi, Booker.

Hey, Tanner! Ha!

Hi, Isabella.
I came to cheer you on.

The eagle has landed.

The chicken is ready.

His goose is cooked.

He's about to eat crow.

All right,
that's enough of that.

All right, you had fun
with your little protest,

but let's end this.

I want my elevator back.

Well, you're not getting it

until this elevator
stops on every floor.

You know what else you're not getting?
The rent check!

And I am prepared
to stay in this elevator

for the next three
to five business days.

Fine! Stay in there
all you want.

See if I care!

Oh, I hate stairs!

I took care of
Tanner's crutches.

Release the chicken.

Copy that.
Go, Myra, shoo!

Chicken!

Mitch, are you okay?

Oh! My ankle!

Wait! Why is there
a chicken in my building?

Because it's cold
on the roof!

- What?
- I mean, what chicken?

Levi, I thought
your ankle was hurt.

Uh...

It's a miracle!

Nice try.

Well, I may have
been faking it,

but Tanner's
faking it, too!

What? I'm not faking it!

Yeah, you are!

And I can prove it!

Ow!

Hey! Someone
lose a pair of crutches?

'Cause I sure don't need 'em.

Tanner has a twin?

Uh-oh.

Uh...

Hey! Hey, Levi?

I got this, B-Man.

Ow! Ow!

What are you doing
to my brother?

Brother?

Yeah, I go to a
different school.

Stop fooling around,
Tanner.

Mom's waiting in the car.

Let's go!

Sorry, Isabella, gotta run.

Come on, Turner,
give me my crutches!

I'm telling Mom!

Well,

I did not see that coming.

Ow! Now, how am I supposed
to get up the stairs?

Huh! Good question.

Now imagine if you had to
ask yourself that every day,

like I do.

Wow.

That was very emotional.

I'm really feeling something.

In your heart?

No, my ankle!

It's killing me!

But the pain from my foot
is going to somewhere up here.

That's your
heart, Mitch.

You can't prove that!

But I guess you need to use
the elevator more than me.

- So you can use it.
- Yay!

You can all use it.

- All right!
- For a small fee.

- What?!
- What? I said for free!

But I do want my rent!

Wait, no! Hold on!
Nobody leave!

Mom, what are you doing?
We just won, we can go.

No, no, sweetheart,
it's too soon. Stay strong!

- Okay.
- Protest! Protest!

Your funds are now available.

- We can go.
- All right, cool.

Myra, Mama's coming!

Levi?

Did I hear right?

Did you really just
fake an injury?

If it's okay, Miss Baxter,

I'll handle this.

I bet you will.

And you...

I don't know what you did,

but I know you did something.

Aw! I can't be mad
at that smile!

Come on, Nia, let's go.

Levi, I can't believe
you'd do something like this.

Having a disability is no joke.

Ha!

Gotcha?

There's no gotcha this time.

Don't be mad at Levi.

I'm the one who
pushed him into this.

Thanks, Booker,

but... what I did was wrong,
and I'm sorry.

I was just a little bummed that Tanner
was getting more buddy time than me.

Levi, you should've
just told me.

That's what's great about you.

You're honest,
and you're always you.

Not today.

From now on, I will be.

I know, buddy.

See you at school.

The L-Man is back!

Here's to Mom opening her first
account and her new fashion line.

And to our successful protest.

And to Isabella
and me moving on

to volume two of the
Lord Oberon series.

All right, everybody,
let's dig in,

and enjoy my famous
homemade gumbo.

"Homemade"?

Then why did I see
the delivery guy

from Thirty-Minute Gumbo
on the elevator?

Well, Isabella,

you saw him,
because when I...

When I say homemade,

you know, I meant
that I was made...

I made a call from home.

You can eat
or you can judge!

Alright, custard...