Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - The Falcon and The Raven: Part 1 - full transcript

When Booker has a vision of his mother losing the money hidden in her backpack, he enlists Nia and Levi to help him follow Raven and rescue the money before it goes missing.

I'm busy!

Oh, not again!

Oh, not again!

Yep, ever since she made
that $10,000,

she's been spendin' a lot more
time than usual in there.

Yeah, I know, right?

She sells one jacket and she thinks
she's the queen of the bathroom!

That's because I am!

Aw, again? I'm gonna go
use Tess's bathroom!

Tess? Why don't you use
your own bathroom?

I like a challenge.



Woo-hoo-ooh! Ooh, ooh-hoo!
A conga line, huh?

♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!
Bah, bah! ♪

Mom, the pee-pee line's
up to five!

- It's unlocked!
- What?

- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Whoa! - Whoa!

Look at all that money!

All my money!

♪ Oh ho hoh! ♪

♪ Yeah,
let me tell you something ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out,
but then life had other plans ♪

- ♪ Tell 'em Rae ♪
- ♪ It's crazy ♪

♪ When things turn upside down ♪

♪ But you gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

- ♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪
- ♪ Learning how to fly ♪



- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ You know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but you knw
that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught up
in a crazy world, come on ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We get loud ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ It's our crowd ♪

♪ It might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
you know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
you know it's our time ♪

Yep, that's us.
*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 02 Episode 01

*RAVEN'S HOME*
Episode Title: "The Falcon and the Raven"

Did you see all of that money?

Yeah, the only thing
better than lookin' at it

is helpin' her spend it.

She gonna let us
spend it, right?

Yeah, we're her kids.
She just wants to make us happy.

And if we're happy,
she's happy,

so, if she doesn't give us
that money,

she's really
only hurtin' herself.

Exactly. So, what are you

gonna buy to make Mom happy?

Nia, I'm a simple man,

with simple needs.

I'm thinkin'... a zipline!

From my bedroom
to the refrigerator!

- Boh-bah-day!
- Ah-ha!

Love the zipline,
but I'm gonna go

in a slightly
different direction.

Let me guess.
You're gonna use your money

on some needy cause.

Yeah! Me!

'Cause I needy me a new 'fit.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Hey, that... that was our thing!

Well, I'm gonna invest
my share in stocks.

Stocks, shmocks,
I'm gonna get dental work.

You have cavities?

No, I want a diamond.

Right here, so when I smile,

it pings!

Guys, you can have fun
imagining, but remember,

it's not your money,
it's...

- Our money!
- Our money!

Not our money, my money!

What? Come on, Mom,
we're your kids!

Exactly. Which is why you
should repeat after me:

- My...
- My... - My...

- Muh...
- Muh...

- Nee.
- Nee. Exactly.

My money,
which I have plans for,

thank you very much.

- What kind of plans?
- Nunya plans.

Which means nunya business.

That's why I hid it in a
place you'll never suspect.

I suspect it's under the towel.

Why are you here?

Why am I ever here?

Another good question. And, no,

it's not under the towel.

- It's under the towel.
- Yeah.

Well, now we know
where our money is.

Your money?
I think she was pretty clear

with that "my muh-neee" thing.

Hey, I'm not worried. Mom will
come around and give us some.

Oh, no! Our money is gone!

Oh, no! I just had a vision of
Mom saying she lost the money!

What? How?

I don't know,
but that's what she said!

In that case, I'm out.

Now I gotta find a new way
to pay for my tooth diamond!

Booker, this is bad. You need
to tell Mom what you saw.

No way. Then I have to
admit I have visions.

Well, maybe it's about time
you did.

Look, you know Mom.

She's not gonna understand,

and what she doesn't understand,
she tries to fix.

Remember when I had
those two pointy teeth

that made me look
like a vampire?

- No.
- Exactly!

'Cause she had 'em filed down!

Me, I loved my fangs.

I didn't even need the little
straw to open up a juice box.

I just...

Anyway, I'm not telling her
about my visions.

They're... they're like
my superpower.

Oh, so you're a superhero?

Well, I may be a little early
in my career, but yes.

Look, Nia, I...

I know I always talk
about having game,

but... my visions
actually up my game.

And I'm not lettin' Mom
take that away from me.

Fine, but if you're
not gonna tell her,

then we've gotta do something to make
sure this vision never comes true.

She can't lose that money.

- Our money.
- Her money.

- Her money.
- Right!

That we're gonna get some of.

- Ah!
- Ah!

- Hey, Rae.
- Hey.

So, you have any plans
for all that money,

or are you just gonna keep
takin' baths with it?

Don't knock a money bath
till you tried it, Chels.

So you don't have a plan.

I have a plan.
I always have a plan.

When have you known me
not to have a plan, Chels?

I don't have a plan!

I don't! I'm slipping
thousands of dollars

into a pink backpack!

Pinky! Pinky is my plan!

Oh, hey! It's okay, chill!

You don't have
to figure this all out today.

- Right?
- Right.

With all this cash, and your
new job as a Scut driver,

and my new urban garden,

you can relax.

Mmm, what does your dirty garden
have to do with anything?

Planting is very therapeutic.

Ugh, see, there's
three things I hate:

Lookin' at dirt, diggin' dirt,

and talkin' about dirt.

Oh, is this still
about that dirt pie

I made you eat when we were 10?

Yes, Chels!
And I can still taste it!

All I know is that this money
is gonna give me

a second chance to do something
with my life, you know?

I can do anything. I can... I
can start a fashion line.

- Mm-hm.
- Just... just somethin' to help my kids.

You know?

So until I can get to the bank on
Monday, I have to keep this money safe.

Oh Scut, I gotta get to work.

Oh gosh, and I gotta
get to the gardening store.

Anything you want me
to pick up while I'm there?

Uh... an application.

Wow, look at you,
wanting to work two jobs!

No, no I just want you
to work one.

Okay... all we have to do
is wait for Mom to go to work,

and then we'll take the money and
hide it so we can't lose it.

See? This is where my zipline
would come in handy.

We could zip in... and zip out!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

But, no, no, no.

Because at some point,
after you zip in,

you gotta zip off,
grab the money,

- zip back on...
- Ooh-ooh-ooh!

- And then zip out!
- Would you two just zip it?

I like your hat, Mom.

And yours.

Why are you all loiterin'
outside my door?

- Hmm.
- We're, uh... We're hall walking.

Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Levi is about to take
his hall monitor's exam,

- and he needs practice.
- Oh.

Okay! You two, back to class!

Oh! That was great, honey.

I almost went to class.

Chels, are you really
buyin' this?

Yes, Rae,
yes, I am.

Well, I know you're all
up to something,

but I gotta go.

- Goodbye.
- All righty.

Okay. Let's find the
money and get out.

Now, if I were $10,000,
where would I be?

If you were smart,
you'd be in a mutual fund

that provides
long-term earning potential.

Yeah, I'm gonna go
with the bra drawer.

Wait, wait.
Before we start looking,

we should take a picture, so we know
exactly how to put things back.

That's ridiculous.

I think we'll remember
where things were.

The money's not here!

Not here, either!

Not here, either!

Wait... wait, Mom was
wearing her pink backpack

when she left.

What if she put the money
in there?

Well, if she did, my
vision's gonna come true,

and our money's as good as gone!

No, we can't let that happen.

Mom is counting on that money.

I'm sorry, Booker, but...
you're gonna have to tell Mom

about your vision.

Booker, I'm serious.

You have to call Mom right now.

Okay, fine.

Hey, Mom?

I... I have something
to tell you...

I'm psychic.

Today's
movie times are 4:10, 7:30...

Wow. Looks like Mom got a new
job as a movie phone operator.

Look, Nia, I... I'm not
tellin' her.

And you've gotta
have my back on this.

Fine. I got your back,
but we have to have

Mom's back too
and rescue that money.

Let's go!

But first we gotta
put this room back together.

It's a good thing
you took that before photo.

You told me not to!

Since when do you listen to me?

Okay, all right. We just have to
figure out a way to track down Mom.

I got two words...

zip... line.

Yeah, zipline is one word.

I wasn't finished.

Zipline across the city,

hypens in between "across",
"the", and "city",

making it all one word.

Boom!

Or we could use the Scut
tracking app on my phone,

locate Mom's car, and take the
money when she's not looking.

Boom!

I like her "boom" better.

Let's just go!

Okay, we'wve really
gotta clean this room!

Hello, welcome
to your Scut ride.

I'm your Scut-er, Raven.

Uh-uh, you can't get in this
car with that greasy pizza.

Unless you give me a slice.

Where you goin'?

Wait, where you goin'?

That's okay.
I don't like grease anyway.

Dang, I lied. I love grease.

I should really start
eating breakfast.

Who wants to grow
big and strong for Mama?

- I know you do.
- Are you talkin' to that tomato?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Talking to plants
really helps them grow.

Uh, well, maybe you should spend less
time talkin' to plants and more time

talkin' to Levi. Bada-boom!

I see what you did there.

And bada don't do it again.

Hey! Since you're up here,

why don't you help me
garden, huh?

Oh, sorry, I came up to hoop,
not scoop.

Hoop? Hey, hey. What if your
ball lands in my garden?

Good point, you should probably
move your garden someplace else.

Or you should probably go to
the park and play hoop, hmm?

Well, I'm not goin' to the park.

Well, I'm not movin' my garden.

Well, looks like we've got ourselves...
a situation.

Hmm, yeah, well, I do see
you have a ball in your hand.

Let's see if you're
any good at it.

Winner rules the roof,
all right?

If you win, I stay
out of your way.

If I win,
you have to help me garden.

You're challenging me?

Well, I'm not talkin'
to my to-mah-toes.

Hey, welcome to your Scut ride.

I'm your Scut-er... Raven!

Actually, it's a Falcon.

Oh, well, that's great,
I don't do birds.

Oh, all right, well,
I'll just take my bird,

and my leftover meatloaf
and go...

Wait, now hold up, now,
hold up, you got meatloaf?

- Mm-hm.
- Your bird can stay

if you give me
a little nibble of that loaf.

- Long as he doesn't hurt me.
- Oh, don't worry, you'll be fine.

As long as you don't
look Ernesto in the eyes.

Okay, no problem.

Are you looking him
in the eyes right now?

No! No, no, no, no, no.

No.

Loaf me.

The Raven is on the move.

She just made a right turn
down a... one way street?

No, that's a...
That's a sidewalk!

Why is she driving like that?

I told you not to look him
in the eyes!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

It looks like she's
coming this way!

Yeah, if she doesn't
drive into the river!

Okay, there's a stop sign on the
corner, that's when we make our move.

Well, let's save that money!

You think that try-hard outfit's
gonna help?

I don't need any help, all right?
Just give me the rock.

Yeah!

Who are you?

They call me the Tomato Tornado.

Aah! Okay! Okay!

You, the bird, not the
meatloaf, get out!

You can't let me out here! This
is a dangerous neighborhood!

This is my neighborhood!

Well, then, you should get out!

Aah! Oh! Ooh!

Get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out!

Get out! Get out, now!

If you and that bird
don't get out this car,

I'm gonna roll this window down
and both of y'all are flyin' out!

Don't you dare
lower that window!

Keep your hands
where I can see them!

Okay! Okay!

Ernesto, no!

You just made
the wrong enemy, lady!

I'm not scared of you.

Oh, not me... Ernesto!

♪ Who has got the backpack? ♪

- ♪ You do! You do! ♪
- ♪ You do! You do! ♪

♪ Who has got
sweet ninja moves? ♪

- ♪ You do! You do! ♪
- ♪ You do! You do! ♪

♪ Who forgot to tie his shoes? ♪

♪ I did! I did! ♪

Okay. Now we need to figure
out where to hide it

so Mom can't find it
and lose it.

Oh! I got it!
How about under her bed?

That's the first place
she'll look.

Okay, well, then, how about
under your mom's bed?

My mom's bed
is under your mom's bed.

Okay, guys, it should be someplace
she's not going to look.

Someplace she hates.

Oh! I got it.

How about the bathroom
after I've been in it?

Yeah, someplace she hates,
but can still breathe.

This is perfect!

We'll bury it in the dirt.
Mom hates dirt.

Yeah.

What's goin' on over there?

Oh, just my mom schooling Tess.

They call me the Bus Driver,
'cause I take the kids to school.

What?

See?

The things I do for meatloaf.

Oh, yeah.

Every little nibble,
nibble, nibble.

Where's my backpack?

Pinky?

Pinky?

Pinky!

Pinky!

Pinky!

Turn the oven down low,

and get ready to take
the mushroom quiche out,

because you are... done!

What? What? What?
What? What?

Let's go!

Maybe we should wait.

She's makin' mushroom quiche!

It's very good. It's the
one thing she can cook.

Hey, Quiche Club,
meeting's over!

Back it up, back it up.
Oh! Look!

Man, I should've
had a dance contest!

Oh, honey,
you would've lost that, too!

What? Yeah!

Happy gardening!

What? Aah!

Pinky!
Pinky, where are you?

Who took you, Pinky?

Ernesto.

I'm comin' for you, Ernesto!

We did it!
Mom's money is safe and sound!

Zipline, here we come!

- Ah!
- Ah!

And, hey! You didn't even have to tell
Mom you're psychic, Mr. Superhero.

Yeah, but... I... I still wish
I had my fangs, I...

I... I was literally this close
to being a psychic vampire.

I "vant" to see your future.

How does she ball like that?

Red-headed, long-armed,
tomato-talkin' freak!

What was that?

- Pinky! - Pinky!
- Pinky!

How did Pinky
get thrown off the roof?

It doesn't matter. We just need
to get Pinky out of that cement

before it dries. Come on!

- Nice carrots, Mom!
- Thanks.

Oh, no!

We are gonna
get in so much trouble!

No, no, no, we're fine, as
long as we can get it out

before the cement dries.

Okay.

Aah! How? It's too far away
for one of us to reach it.

But not for all three of us.

Why am I always on the end
of the human chain?

'Cause you're the lightest.

I really gotta start bulkin' up.

Got it!

Stupid, nasty bird!

- Mom!
- Mom!

- Hey, kids.
- Hi, Mom.

What's good?

Okay, what's goin' on?

Nothin'. Nothin', just
enjoyin' the outdoors.

You always say go play outside.

I also say go clean your room,
but you never do that.

Uh, Ma... Ma, are you okay? You
got a little crazy in your eye.

If you must know,
Pinky got stolen.

- Oh, no!
- Not Pinky.

- Who'd do such a thing?
- I know exactly who!

- You do?
- I do. This...

Thievin'... dirty...

I'm sorry!

About what?

Sorry... I cut you off!
You were saying?

I was saying that this
Falcon named Ernesto

stole Pinky!

You should go report this
to the bird police.

Oh, yeah. Or... Or the F-Beak-I.

I know y'all are up
to somethin', all right?

I just gotta go.
Mother nature's callin'.

Oh, you gotta go
to the bathroom?

No, it's Chelsea,
the urban gardener.

Oh, wow. I... I can't believe we
actually got away with that.

Did we? Did we really?

The Bus Driver, where does
she come up with that?

Well, looks who's
talkin' to tomatoes now.

If there's one thing I hate
more than dirt, it's Ernesto!

Having man trouble, Ms. B?

Ernesto's a bird, ya nosey.

I can't believe that feathered raccoon
came into my car and stole Pinky!

Have a tiny asparagus, Rae.

It really helps
with the stress, huh?

Now, let's use some
of your mom's tools

to chisel you outta there
before they find out...

That we're making the
Statue of Levi for them!

Levi, what happened, honey,
are you okay?

Is that Pinky in there?

Rae, that's not nice.
He's very sensitive to the sun.

Not your pale kid,
my backpack, get back.

Can somebody
explain this, please?

I got my own problems.

- We, uh...
- Kind of stole your backpack.

Why would you steal my backpack?

Because... we knew
you were gonna lose it.

How could you possibly
know that?

Uh...

How could
you possibly know that, Booker?

Nia? Hello!

- Mom, I... I...
- He means "we."

No, Nia... I got this.

Mom... this is not on her.

And it's not "we."

It's me.

I knew you were gonna
lose the backpack

because...

I had a vision.

I'm sorry, what'd you just say?
You had a vision?

Yeah, I... I get a lot of 'em.

I... I'm psychic.

And it's not something
you can fix,

or... or file down, or change.

It's who I am, Mom.

And I like it.

He thinks he's a superhero.

It sounds dumb
when she says it,

but I kinda am.

Oh, my baby has visions.

- Did you hear that, Chels?
- Yeah, I heard it.

My baby has visions.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're happy, Mom?

Yes, I'm happy about this!
You have visions!

Oh, now we both...

Kind of know
where Pinky could be!

- What? Tell them, Rae.
- No. Mm-mm.

- But you have to tell...
- I don't have to tell them anything.

- Are you crazy?
- Mom!

Tell us what?

♪♪