R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour (2010–2014): Season 1, Episode 9 - Game Over - full transcript

[CHURCH BELLS CHIME]

[WIND BLOWING]

[KIDS SHOUTING]

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[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

I DON'T THINK I CAN
DO THIS, MAN!

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TAKE THE LEAD.

YOU JUST, UH,
YOU STAY OUT OF THE WAY.

OH, DUDE! SERIOUSLY!

HOW COULD SOMEONE
TAKE THAT MANY SHOTS

AND STILL MISS?

I'M-- I'M CORNERED!
KELLY, HELP ME OUT!

FORGET IT.
YOU'RE A LIABILITY.

[SNARLS]

[ONSCREEN SCREAMING]

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
GAME OVER.

THANKS FOR NOTHING, MAN.

GRAB SOME COUCH.

TIME TO DO
WHAT I DO'S BEST.

[SNARLS]

OH! THAT JUST HAPPENED.

AND THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME
"KELLRAZOR."

ONE, NOBODY CALLS YOU
"KELLRAZOR."

TWO, YOU TOTALLY
ABANDONED ME IN THERE!

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, GOOCH.

HOW WILL YOU EVER
GET BETTER

IF I'M ALWAYS SAVING
YOUR BUTT?

SO, YOU'RE SAYING

BY NOT HELPING ME,
YOU'RE HELPING ME.

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

THAT IS A STEAMING
PILE OF JUST--

[MOM]: GARY!

GET UP HERE AND HELP ME
WITH THESE GROCERIES!

[SIGHS] OKAY, MA.

GARY? NOW!

DON'T TAKE TOO LONG,
"GARY."

WHY? YOU WANT A PARTNER?

NO. I NEED A SNACK.

[MOM'S AND KIDS' VOICES
UPSTAIRS]

OH...

CAN YOU ALSO GRAB ME
A SODA, TOO?

THANK YOU.

I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO CAN PLAY AT MY OWN LEVEL.

[INSTANT MESSAGE ALERT SOUNDS]

[CHUCKLES]
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

BRING IT.

GOOCH, HURRY UP!

GARY!

KELLY'S DOWN
ON THE PORCH!

HURRY UP AND
GET OUT THERE.

STOP YELLING!

I'M COMING!

BE HOME IN TIME
FOR DINNER!

OKAY, MA, I HEAR YOU!

LET'S HIT IT.

OKAY.

WAIT--
SO SOME CYBER-FREAK IMs YOU,

TELLS YOU TO MEET HIM DOWNTOWN,

AND YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?

HEY, THIS
"MAJOR MAYHEM" CLOWN

THREW DOWN,

AND YOU KNOW KELLRAZOR
NEVER BACKS DOWN

FROM A CHALLENGE.

I REALLY WISH YOU'D STOP
CALLING YOURSELF THAT.

PLUS, DUDE,
IF HE'S A CREEP,

WE'LL JUST BAIL.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
SCREAMS "BAD IDEA."

GOOCH, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?

GOT TO HYDRATE.

IT SAID 4:00.

[SIGHS]

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
THAT GUY.

[CAT YOWLS EERILY]

[DOG BARKING]

THIS IS THE PLACE.

SKETCHY, DUDE.

VERY SKETCHY.

[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]

HEY, YOU GUYS,

CAN YOU HELP ME OUT
A LITTLE?

I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD BE HERE, MAN.

CAN YOU TRY NOT BEING
SUCH A WUSS?

[PUSHES BUTTON,
DOOR BUZZES OPEN]

WAIT HERE.

I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES.

OKAY, FIVE MINUTES.

THEN I'M CALLING FOR BACKUP.

HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?

DON'T TOUCH...

ANYTHING.

OKAY, YOU CAN COME OUT.

SIT DOWN, KELLRAZOR.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?

THAT'S YOUR WEAK HANDLE,
ISN'T IT?

WEAK?

WHATEVER, "MAJOR MAYHEM."

[SNICKERS]

I'VE SEEN YOU PLAY ONLINE.
YOU'RE NOT BAD.

TRY "THE BEST."

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
TO PROVE IT.

I'M PUTTING TOGETHER
A TOURNAMENT,

THE TOP GAMERS
VERSUS ME .

WHAT DO I WIN?

IT'S A VERY SPECIAL
HONOR.

YOU GET TO BE
THE GAME MASTER.

ZEE-TOWN?
NEVER HEARD OF IT.

THAT'S BECAUSE
ONLY A VERY SELECT FEW

EVER GET TO PLAY IT.

SO DO ME A FAVOR--

DON'T SHARE IT
WITH ANYONE.

SEE YOU IN THE GAME.

WAIT, WHEN DOES
THIS TOURNAMENT--

[POWERS DOWN]

START?

DUDE!

15 MORE SECONDS
AND I WAS CALLING THE COPS.

WHAT HAPPENED
IN THERE?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.

[CHATTER INSIDE HOUSE,
INDISTINCT]

[KIDS CHATTERING UPSTAIRS]

IT'S RATED D
FOR "DEADLY."

YOU SURE WE SHOULD
BE DOING THIS?

IT'S A JOKE, GOOCH.

LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO TRY
PLAYING THIS GAME,

OR GO PLAY WITH
YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS

UPSTAIRS?

[ROARS]

ZOMBIES. SWEET.

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

I'LL GET THE BAT.

THAT CROQUET MALLET

HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN
ALL OVER IT, GOOCH.

SHUT UP.

[SKITTERING SOUNDS EVERYWHERE]

GOOCH...

WHEN DID YOU GUYS
GET SURROUND SOUND?

WE DIDN'T.

[CHAIN-LINK FENCE RATTLING]

THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE PLACE
DOWNTOWN.

[COMPUTER VOICE]: DO YOU
DARE ENTER ZEE-TOWN?

I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.

DUDE, MAN UP.
IT'S JUST A GAME.

[GAME POWERS DOWN]

WHAT THE...?

WASN'T IT JUST NIGHT?

GOOCH, YOU HEAR THAT?

- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.

WHEN HAS YOUR HOUSE
EVER BEEN THIS QUIET?

DUDE, I THINK SOMEONE'S
IN THE KITCHEN.

MOM?

ANYONE HOME?

IF MY BROTHERS DID THIS,
MOM'S GOING TO KILL 'EM.

[HEAVY BREATHING, SNARLING]

DUDE, I THINK
IT'S A ZOMBIE!

OH, REALLY? WHAT WAS
YOUR FIRST CLUE?

[GRUNTING]

NO!

HEY, MAGGOT FACE!

[LAUGHS]

WHOA.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

I WAS LIKE, "HEY,
MAGGOT FACE!" AND BAM!

THAT WAS AWESOME.

IS IT... DEAD?

WELL, IT'S A ZOMBIE,

SO IT WAS ALREADY DEAD.

[ZOMBIE GRUNTING]

DUDE, HE'S GOT ME!
HE'S GOT ME! HE'S GOT ME!

THAT WAS CLOSE.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

YEAH.

[GASPS] UH, KELLY.

WHAT? AAH!

SO GROSS.

WHY IS THERE A ZOMBIE
IN MY KITCHEN?

WHY IS IT DAY
ALL OF THE SUDDEN?

WE WERE JUST PLAYING
THAT GAME LAST NIGHT!

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

I DON'T KNOW, GOOCH!

THIS IS WEIRD.

[GROWLING]

- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- YEAH. IT WAS MY STOMACH.

DUDE, I AM STARVING.

REALLY?

WHAT? I'M SORRY
IF FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

MAKES ME HUNGRY.

I'LL JUST RUN INTO
THE SNACK BAR,

GRAB A HOT DOG,
MAYBE SOME CHEESE FRIES.

JUST THE ESSENTIALS.

GOOCH, IF A ZOMBIE
DOESN'T KILL YOU,

YOUR EATING HABITS WILL.

HELLO?

HELLO?

THAT ZOMBIE LOOKED EXACTLY
LIKE THE ONE FROM ZEE-TOWN.

WELL, HOW'D IT GET INTO
MY MOM'S KITCHEN?

WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT WAS WHAT?

HAAAAH!

YOU GUYS ZOMBIES?

IF WE WERE, WOULD WE BE ABLE
TO ANSWER THAT?

HE'S GOT A POINT.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

LAST THING I REMEMBER,

I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME
CALLED ZEE-TOWN.

AND THEN BOOM, I WAS HERE.

YOU TWO ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE
WE'VE SEEN.

WELL, THE FIRST

UN-ZOMBIFIED PEOPLE.

YOU MEAN THERE ARE
MORE ZOMBIES?

THE PLACE IS
CRAWLING WITH THEM...

JUST LIKE IN THE GAME.

GET DOWN!

OH, MAN.

[WHISPERING]
YOU THINK THEY SAW US?

YEAH, THEY SAW US.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE'LL HAVE TO
FIGHT THEM OFF!

WITH WHAT?

GUYS?

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

[ZOMBIES MOANING]

[GRUNTING, WHEEZING]

I THINK
WE'RE IN THE GAME.

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
PLAYER ONE SELECTS SHOVEL.

PLAYER TWO
SELECTS WOODEN PLANK.

PLAYER THREE SELECTS BAT.

PLAYER FOUR
SELECTS CROQUET MALLET.

IT DOESN'T SAY
YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO.

DUDE, I REALLY SUCK
AT VIDEO GAMES.

DUDE, DON'T WORRY.

YOU'RE ROLLING
WITH KELLRAZOR.

[ZOMBIES MOANING]

- LOOK OUT!
- OH!

HERE THEY COME!

THREE?

I'LL TAKE THE OLD GUY.

YAH!

OH, NO...

[GRUNTING]

I SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES. OUCH.

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
FINISH HIM!

I GOT HIM.

I THINK.

[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

HELP OVER HERE!

SORRY, BOYS.

KELLRAZOR'S GOT SOME BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF!

THAT'S AWESOME.

THAT JUST HAPPENED!

HELP!

HELP!

GUYS, HELP ME!

MIKA!

HELP!

[GROANING]

NICE TEAMWORK, KELLRAZOR.

[SCREAMING]

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
PLAYER TWO, GAME OVER.

WHERE'D THEY GO?

THEY LEFT.

AND THEY TOOK MIKA.

HEY, WAIT FOR ME.

I THOUGHT IT WAS
JUST A TOURNAMENT.

THAT'S WHAT
MAJOR MAYHEM SAID.

YEAH? WELL, IT SEEMS
PRETTY FREAKIN' REAL TO ME.

[BEEP]

I GUESS MIKA
WASN'T AS GOOD

AS SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS.

WE'RE DONE PLAYING.
GET US OUT OF HERE.

SORRY, SEAN.

THAT'S NOT HOW
IT WORKS.

YOU HAVE TO FINISH
THE GAME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UH... KELLY LET ME PLAY.

I WARNED YOU

NOT TO SHARE ZEE-TOWN
WITH ANYONE.

HE'S MY FRIEND.

YEAH, WELL,
HE'S A COMPETITOR NOW.

I HOPE YOU'RE READY
TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE.

ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO.

I'M LOOKING
FOR THE BEST.

DON'T LET ME DOWN.

GOOD LUCK.

LEVEL 2
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

RUN!

HELP! HELP!

SEAN!

- HELP ME!
- SEAN!

HELP! AAH! HELP ME!

HELP ME! AAH!

NO!

[SHOUTING]

[MUFFLED] HELP!

SEAN!

SEAN!

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
PLAYER THREE, GAME OVER.

HE'S GONE.

WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO, MAN?

YOU HEARD THAT FREAK
ON THE TV!

I SHOULDN'T EVEN
BE HERE.

I DON'T WANT
TO GET EATEN, KELLY!

CALM DOWN--

DON'T TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!

I WOULDN'T BE HERE
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!

HE TOLD YOU NOT
TO SHARE THAT GAME,

BUT, OH, NO,

YOU COULDN'T
HELP YOURSELF.

YOU HAD TO SHOW OFF
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!

YOU MIGHT BE GOOD
AT VIDEO GAMES,

BUT YOU'RE A LAME FRIEND,
YOU KNOW THAT?

I'M SORRY.

I GOT US INTO THIS MESS,

BUT I PROMISE,
I'LL GET US OUT.

YEAH? HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO DO THAT?

CHECK IT OUT.

WAIT!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

MAJOR MAYHEM SAID
WE HAVE TO BEAT THE GAME.

SO HOW DO YOU WIN
A VIDEO GAME?

YOU BEAT THE BOSS
AT THE END.

EXACTLY.

WE HAVE TO BEAT
MAJOR MAYHEM.

AND-- AND THEN?

AND THEN...

HUH?

HOPEFULLY
WE GET OUT OF HERE.

AW, MAN.

I THOUGHT
THIS PLACE WAS CREEPY

EVEN WHEN THERE WEREN'T
ZOMBIES RUNNING AROUND.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, EVERY GAME GIVES YOU
THE GEAR YOU NEED

TO SURVIVE EACH LEVEL,

RIGHT?

THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING HERE WE CAN USE.

JACKPOT.

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
NIGHT VISION MODE.

- STICK CLOSE, GOOCH.
- THAT'S PRETTY MUCH MY PLAN.

[KICKS SOMETHING]

HEY.

LISTEN, ABOUT WHAT I SAID
BACK THERE...

OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.

I DESERVED IT.

[ZOMBIE SOUNDS ECHO]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

LET'S KEEP MOVING.

[MOANING]

I DEFINITELY HEARD THAT.

DUDE, I DON'T THINK
WE'RE ALONE IN HERE.

GOOCH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

COME ON!

[ZOMBIE]: AAH!

[SCREECHING]

- COME ON!
- AW, FORGET THIS!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- SOMEONE'S GOTTA HOLD THEM OFF!

- NO! YOU WON'T MAKE IT!
- YOU'RE THE BEST, KELLRAZOR!

GO WIN THIS THING!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

[MOANING]

LET'S DANCE!

NO!

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
PLAYER THREE, GAME OVER.

GOOCH!

[BAT LANDS, BOUNCES]

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
FINAL LEVEL.

LET'S DO THIS!

WELL DONE, KELLY.

YOU MADE IT THROUGH ZEE-TOWN.

ONLY ONE THING STANDS
BETWEEN YOU AND VICTORY.

ME.

[METAL SLASHES METAL]

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON,
KELLRAZOR.

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

ANYTHING?

I CHOOSE MY FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T
BE THE BEST

IF THEY HELP YOU.

WELL, I REALLY DON'T CARE
ABOUT BEING THE BEST.

I JUST WANT TO BEAT YOU.

[GRUNTING]

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
ENEMY DEFEATED.

GAME OVER.

[LAUGHS]

I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME

TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO COULD BEAT ME.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
I COULD ESCAPE.

I HAD TO FIND THE BEST...

TO REPLACE ME.

JUST LET US OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

OH, WE'RE GETTING OUT.

BUT NOT YOU.

[LOCKING MECHANISMS ENGAGING]

[COMPUTER VOICE]:
OPPONENT DEFEATED.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

CONGRATULATIONS,
KELLRAZOR.

YOU ARE
THE GAME MASTER NOW.

LET ME OUT OF HERE.

THE GAME
IS IN YOUR COMMAND.

PLEASE, LET ME OUT OF HERE!

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

[RAPIDFIRE BLASTS
IN VIDEOGAME]

[SNARLING]

YES! I FLIPPIN' RULE!

YOU KNOW IT.

BRING IT.

AAAH!