Queer as Folk (2000–2005): Season 5, Episode 8 - Episode #5.8 - full transcript

Six down.

Very impressive.

Very impressive.

Six as well.
It's a modest effort.

Six as well.
It's a modest effort.

This can be verified?

This can be verified?

I have signed affidavits.
How about you?

I have signed affidavits.
How about you?

The same.

The same.



So, it appears we're neck and neck.

So, it appears we're neck and neck.

Dick and dick.
Equal.

Dick and dick.
Equal.

Even, Brandon.
But never, never equal.

Oh, but not for long.

Oh, but not for long.

My number seven just walked in.

My number seven just walked in.

What do you know? So did mine.

What do you know? So did mine.

And my number eight.

And my number eight.

I don't believe
there are any stipulations



I don't believe
there are any stipulations

regarding more than one at a time.

regarding more than one at a time.

A couple more feet.

A couple more feet.

Just... Oh.

Just... Oh.

Phew!

Phew!

That was a schlep.

That was a schlep.

Where's the bathroom?

Where's the bathroom?

There isn't one.

There isn't one.

I feel like something to drink.
Where's the kitchen?

I feel like something to drink.
Where's the kitchen?

Sorry. But I have a sink.

Sorry. But I have a sink.

And you'll have a bed.

And you'll have a bed.

As soon as we... ...drag the rest of it up...

As soon as we... ...drag the rest of it up...

How many is it? 19 flights of stairs?

How many is it? 19 flights of stairs?

No, it's only 18.

No, it's only 18.

Thanks again for the loan.

Thanks again for the loan.

Yeah, don't worry about returning it.

Yeah, don't worry about returning it.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

I doubt we'll be needing it.

I doubt we'll be needing it.

As soon as I decorate...

As soon as I decorate...

What do you think of Louis Coutures?
Love it.

What do you think of Louis Coutures?
Love it.

..I will have you and Ben
over for dinner.

..I will have you and Ben
over for dinner.

Of course, first you'll need a table.
And chairs.

Of course, first you'll need a table.
And chairs.

Is it worth mentioning a stove?

Is it worth mentioning a stove?

Well, if there's anything else
I can do...

Well, if there's anything else
I can do...

You've already done plenty.

You've already done plenty.

Yeah. I'm sure Brian
would agree with you.

Yeah. I'm sure Brian
would agree with you.

He blames me for infecting you
with all sorts of heretical ideas,

He blames me for infecting you
with all sorts of heretical ideas,

like marriage and monogamy
and a house and kids.

like marriage and monogamy
and a house and kids.

He wants me burned at the stake.

He wants me burned at the stake.

You had nothing to do with it.

You had nothing to do with it.

There are things that I've wanted
for a long time

There are things that I've wanted
for a long time

that I could never have
if I'd stayed with him.

that I could never have
if I'd stayed with him.

I'm just sorry if it ruined
your friendship.

I'm just sorry if it ruined
your friendship.

Well, he did a fine job of that
on his own

Well, he did a fine job of that
on his own

without any assistance from you.

without any assistance from you.

So...ready for the box spring?

So...ready for the box spring?

Alright.

Alright.

Hello? Hello?!

Hello? Hello?!

I know you're there.
I can hear your sinus condition.

I know you're there.
I can hear your sinus condition.

Don't tell me - another one?

Don't tell me - another one?

Fifth one this week.
Another what?

Fifth one this week.
Another what?

Oh...nothing.

Oh...nothing.

Sweetheart, could you put
a little more roast beef on there

Sweetheart, could you put
a little more roast beef on there

and maybe another tomato?

and maybe another tomato?

You know, Carl's a detective.
Maybe you should tell him.

You know, Carl's a detective.
Maybe you should tell him.

Tell me what?

Tell me what?

Well, it's not like a crime
has been committed or anything.

Well, it's not like a crime
has been committed or anything.

It's just someone keeps calling
and hanging up.

It's just someone keeps calling
and hanging up.

Probably just a wrong number.
Or a stalker!

Probably just a wrong number.
Or a stalker!

Well, he is on TV.
You hear about it all the time.

Well, he is on TV.
You hear about it all the time.

Some crazed lunatic falls
madly in love with a celebrity

Some crazed lunatic falls
madly in love with a celebrity

and wants to marry him...
or slice him up.

and wants to marry him...
or slice him up.

Stalker?

Stalker?

Stalker?

Stalker?

A stalker. Oh, my God.
What should I do? Hire a bodyguard?

A stalker. Oh, my God.
What should I do? Hire a bodyguard?

We'll get an alarm system.

We'll get an alarm system.

With one of those panic buttons
that connects directly to the police.

With one of those panic buttons
that connects directly to the police.

Exactly.
I am the police.

You don't need a button.

You don't need a button.

You two are jumping to conclusions.

You two are jumping to conclusions.

If it is a stalker,
he's probably harmless.

If it is a stalker,
he's probably harmless.

Hell, he's afraid
to even talk to you.

Hell, he's afraid
to even talk to you.

Just keep an eye out.
You'll be alright.

Just keep an eye out.
You'll be alright.

And that's your best
professional advice?

And that's your best
professional advice?

It is.
Yeah? Well, here's mine.

It is.
Yeah? Well, here's mine.

You get yourself one of those pepper
sprays so you can blast the bastard.

You get yourself one of those pepper
sprays so you can blast the bastard.

Then you take
one of those karate classes

Then you take
one of those karate classes

so you can kick him
right in the fucking balls.

so you can kick him
right in the fucking balls.

Here, honey. You have a sandwich.

Here, honey. You have a sandwich.

Here you go.
Thanks.

Here you go.
Thanks.

Check out this listing.
Vases on eBay?

Check out this listing.
Vases on eBay?

Contributors to Proposition 14
have put their money

Contributors to Proposition 14
have put their money

where their hateful mouths are.

where their hateful mouths are.

It's hard to believe
there are that many people

It's hard to believe
there are that many people

who donate millions of dollars

who donate millions of dollars

just to prevent us from having
the same rights as they do.

just to prevent us from having
the same rights as they do.

I need to go to the centre.
I promised I'd volunteer.

I need to go to the centre.
I promised I'd volunteer.

Don't worry.
I'll pick up Gus at day care.

Don't worry.
I'll pick up Gus at day care.

Hey.
I've come for my little honey bun.

Hey.
I've come for my little honey bun.

I never thought I'd be taking my kid
for a work-out so soon.

I never thought I'd be taking my kid
for a work-out so soon.

Well, Gymbaroo is not exactly
Rip Gym. I'll go get her.

Perfect blend of cream and honey.
As usual.

Perfect blend of cream and honey.
As usual.

Thank you.
Any time.

Thank you.
Any time.

You know, if I didn't know
any better,

You know, if I didn't know
any better,

I'd say you two are back to normal.

I'd say you two are back to normal.

Hmm. Not quite.

Hmm. Not quite.

It sure looks that way.

It sure looks that way.

Mel and I have decided
to have an in-house separation.

Mel and I have decided
to have an in-house separation.

A what?

A what?

It's what
our therapist called it.

It's what
our therapist called it.

We both live in the house.

We both live in the house.

Mel keeps the second floor
and I'm in the studio and the attic.

Mel keeps the second floor
and I'm in the studio and the attic.

We share chores and child care,

We share chores and child care,

but otherwise,
we live totally separate lives.

but otherwise,
we live totally separate lives.

I...I can't imagine Ben and me
having that kind of an arrangement.

I...I can't imagine Ben and me
having that kind of an arrangement.

It's not as difficult as it sounds,

It's not as difficult as it sounds,

once you get the system
up and running.

once you get the system
up and running.

In fact, I'd say
it's working rather well.

In fact, I'd say
it's working rather well.

Hey. Here's our little
Olympic champion.

Hey. Here's our little
Olympic champion.

Yes, you are.
Hello.

Yes, you are.
Hello.

Hey. How about grabbing
some lunch?

Hey. How about grabbing
some lunch?

There's a new sushi bar
that serves blowfish.

There's a new sushi bar
that serves blowfish.

It's either the most delicious thing
you've ever tasted or you die.

It's either the most delicious thing
you've ever tasted or you die.

Well...as tempting as your offer is,
I've already ordered in.

Well...as tempting as your offer is,
I've already ordered in.

ok, then, uh...how about after work,

ok, then, uh...how about after work,

we go out, just the two of us,
knock back a few mango martinis.

we go out, just the two of us,
knock back a few mango martinis.

Of course, just the mango for me.

Of course, just the mango for me.

How much?

How much?

How much what?

How much what?

How much of a raise
are you gunning for?

How much of a raise
are you gunning for?

Is that what you think I'm after?

Is that what you think I'm after?

Why else would you be threatening me
with blowfish and mango martinis?

Why else would you be threatening me
with blowfish and mango martinis?

I just thought, considering
you've lost the love of your life

I just thought, considering
you've lost the love of your life

and your best friend and soul mate -
the Yin to your Yang, as it were -

and your best friend and soul mate -
the Yin to your Yang, as it were -

you might want someone
to share your pain with.

you might want someone
to share your pain with.

And you're thinking
that someone might be you?

And you're thinking
that someone might be you?

Hey, I'm not the pathetic putz,
lowly accountant

Hey, I'm not the pathetic putz,
lowly accountant

whose sole purpose in life is to
crunch numbers I once was, you know.

whose sole purpose in life is to
crunch numbers I once was, you know.

I've been to hell and back.
I've lost everything, everyone.

I've been to hell and back.
I've lost everything, everyone.

So I think I know
what you're going through,

So I think I know
what you're going through,

even though you're concealing it,
as always,

even though you're concealing it,
as always,

with the utmost skill and aplomb.

with the utmost skill and aplomb.

Thank you, Theodore.

Thank you, Theodore.

The only pain
that I'm suffering right now

The only pain
that I'm suffering right now

is from these new Gucci loafers.

is from these new Gucci loafers.

I knew I should have
gotten a size larger.

I knew I should have
gotten a size larger.

Come on, Brian. You can't fool me.

Come on, Brian. You can't fool me.

You've got to free yourself
of this burden.

You've got to free yourself
of this burden.

Release it. Let it all hang out.

Release it. Let it all hang out.

My mother is a frigid bitch.

My mother is a frigid bitch.

My father was an abusive drunk.

My father was an abusive drunk.

They had a hateful marriage,

They had a hateful marriage,

which is probably why
I am unwilling, or unable,

which is probably why
I am unwilling, or unable,

to form a long-term, committed
relationship of my own.

to form a long-term, committed
relationship of my own.

The fact that I drink like a fish,
abuse drugs

The fact that I drink like a fish,
abuse drugs

and have more or less
redefined promiscuity...

and have more or less
redefined promiscuity...

..doesn't help...much.

..doesn't help...much.

As a result, I've lost
the two people in my life

As a result, I've lost
the two people in my life

that mean the most to me.

that mean the most to me.

There...don't you feel better?

There...don't you feel better?

No.

No.

But I'm sure you do.

But I'm sure you do.

Number nine.

Number nine.

Now, Ted...

Now, Ted...

..if you'll excuse me...
my lunch has arrived.

..if you'll excuse me...
my lunch has arrived.

Good afternoon, Mr Demerez.
Hello, Mr Morgan.

Good afternoon, Mr Demerez.
Hello, Mr Morgan.

Mr Logan... I'm sorry. Mrs Logan.
My name is Justin.

I'm Corinne.

I'm Corinne.

Melanie. From the Pennsylvania
anti-Prop. 14 initiative.

Melanie. From the Pennsylvania
anti-Prop. 14 initiative.

Are you familiar with
the proposed legislation?

Are you familiar with
the proposed legislation?

That's right, sir - the one
that keeps gays in their place.

That's right, sir - the one
that keeps gays in their place.

A campaign of hate
led by Reverend Fowler

A campaign of hate
led by Reverend Fowler

and his Family America Coalition.

and his Family America Coalition.

They want the legislature to rewrite
the state constitution

They want the legislature to rewrite
the state constitution

limiting the rights
of gays and lesbians.

limiting the rights
of gays and lesbians.

No, sir, I'm not a cocksucker -
I'm a lesbian!

No, sir, I'm not a cocksucker -
I'm a lesbian!

It's not just about gay people.

It's not just about gay people.

It's about every American
having the same rights.

It's about every American
having the same rights.

Can we count on you for a donation?

Can we count on you for a donation?

I'll be sure to remember that,
as they stuff me into the ovens!

We'll send you
a lawn sign.

We'll send you
a lawn sign.

I'll put a brochure in the mail.
Thanks for your time.

I'll put a brochure in the mail.
Thanks for your time.

It's been a pleasure talking to you.

It's been a pleasure talking to you.

Who did they get these lists from?
The Nazi Party?

Who did they get these lists from?
The Nazi Party?

Been going over their list
of supporters,

Been going over their list
of supporters,

figuring out which businesses
to target.

figuring out which businesses
to target.

I say boycott
the whole fucking bunch of them.

I say boycott
the whole fucking bunch of them.

I second the motion.
Holy shit.

I second the motion.
Holy shit.

Would you look at the names on here?

Would you look at the names on here?

Some of these
are major corporations.

Some of these
are major corporations.

They must be raising millions.

They must be raising millions.

The hate sells. What else is new?

The hate sells. What else is new?

Jesus Christ.
Don't tell me - he's on there too?

Jesus Christ.
Don't tell me - he's on there too?

Worse - my dad.

Worse - my dad.

Em, don't be such a scaredy-queen.

Em, don't be such a scaredy-queen.

No-one is stalking you.

No-one is stalking you.

Why would anybody stalk you?

Just because you're on
the Channel Five news

Just because you're on
the Channel Five news

and everyone adores the queer guy,

and everyone adores the queer guy,

and, of course,
there is the undeniable fact

and, of course,
there is the undeniable fact

that you do have an awesome ass...

that you do have an awesome ass...

Oh, please! Please,
you can have anything you want!

Oh, please! Please,
you can have anything you want!

Take my bag! I-I'll give you
an autographed picture!

Take my bag! I-I'll give you
an autographed picture!

Emmett!

Emmett!

Oh, my God. Drew!

Oh, my God. Drew!

What's up?

What's up?

Every time I'd get up the nerve
to phone you,

Every time I'd get up the nerve
to phone you,

I'd hang up, afraid somebody
might be tapping my line.

I'd hang up, afraid somebody
might be tapping my line.

You 're the breather?

You should really
do something about those sinuses.

You should really
do something about those sinuses.

I know - it's my allergies.

I know - it's my allergies.

So, other than the rockweed,
how have you been?

So, other than the rockweed,
how have you been?

Not so good.

Not so good.

You played in the championship.

You played in the championship.

I was at Woodys
and...it just happened to be on,

I was at Woodys
and...it just happened to be on,

and I just happened to catch
your winning touchdown.

and I just happened to catch
your winning touchdown.

And I just happened to read
about your wedding to Sierra.

And I just happened to read
about your wedding to Sierra.

Congratulations.
Thanks.

Congratulations.
Thanks.

We're getting a divorce.

We're getting a divorce.

That's why I was trying to call you.

That's why I was trying to call you.

I need someone I can talk to,
Emmett.

I need someone I can talk to,
Emmett.

Really talk to.

Really talk to.

You see, there was this guy...a fan.

You see, there was this guy...a fan.

I don't know how it happened,
but, uh...

I don't know how it happened,
but, uh...

You fucked him?

You fucked him?

Then he threatened to sell these
to the tabloids

Then he threatened to sell these
to the tabloids

if I wouldn't pay him off.

if I wouldn't pay him off.

Wow.

Wow.

You, uh...wouldn't happen to have
another set, would you?

You, uh...wouldn't happen to have
another set, would you?

The sonofabitch had a hidden camera.

The sonofabitch had a hidden camera.

He said he wanted 100 grand...
so I paid him.

He said he wanted 100 grand...
so I paid him.

Now he's come back,
says he wants more.

Now he's come back,
says he wants more.

When I told Sierra, she left.

When I told Sierra, she left.

I'm sorry, Drew. I really am.

I'm sorry, Drew. I really am.

But...what can I do?

But...what can I do?

I need advice...from someone
I can really trust.

I need advice...from someone
I can really trust.

I told you the last time
what you should do.

I told you the last time
what you should do.

And I told you...
You're not gay.

And I told you...
You're not gay.

Right.

Right.

You know...if it had just been
about the sex,

You know...if it had just been
about the sex,

I might have believed you,

I might have believed you,

that it was just,
you know, messing around.

that it was just,
you know, messing around.

But I know...

But I know...

..when you kissed me
and...and hugged me,

..when you kissed me
and...and hugged me,

when we fell asleep together...

when we fell asleep together...

..it was more than just sportfucking.

..it was more than just sportfucking.

And you know it too.

And you know it too.

Look, if you can't be honest with me,
that's fine.

Look, if you can't be honest with me,
that's fine.

It doesnt matter.

It doesnt matter.

But at least be honest with yourself.

But at least be honest with yourself.

Yeah, see you.
'Bye.

Yeah, see you.
'Bye.

I'm not a naive person,

I'm not a naive person,

but talking to some of these
people tonight, I nearly lost it.

but talking to some of these
people tonight, I nearly lost it.

I wanted to say, "How can you be
such a bigoted, ignorant asshole

I wanted to say, "How can you be
such a bigoted, ignorant asshole

"and still call yourself
an American?"

"and still call yourself
an American?"

And what did President Bush say?

Sorry if I got
a little carried away.

Sorry if I got
a little carried away.

No, don't be sorry.
Passion's a good thing.

No, don't be sorry.
Passion's a good thing.

Nothing worthwhile ever got
accomplished without it.

Nothing worthwhile ever got
accomplished without it.

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't agree more.

See you tomorrow.
Five to eight.

See you tomorrow.
Five to eight.

Maybe we could...
get some dinner after?

Maybe we could...
get some dinner after?

Sure. We could stop by the diner.

Sure. We could stop by the diner.

I...meant some place nice.

I...meant some place nice.

Just the...two of us.

Just the...two of us.

Oh. That k-kind of dinner.

I've been wanting
to ask you all week.

I've been wanting
to ask you all week.

Finally worked up the courage.

Finally worked up the courage.

I'm very flattered, but I've
been kind of busy these days,

I'm very flattered, but I've
been kind of busy these days,

what with the campaign, the baby
and starting back to work.

what with the campaign, the baby
and starting back to work.

It just doesn't leave me
a lot of free time.

It just doesn't leave me
a lot of free time.

Still, a girl's gotta eat.

Still, a girl's gotta eat.

You're very persuasive.

You're very persuasive.

Uh, hey, I haven't been on the phone
all week for nothing.

Uh, hey, I haven't been on the phone
all week for nothing.

Ben?

Ben?

Ben?

Ben?

I'm in here.

I'm in here.

You're smoking in the house
without even a window open?

You're smoking in the house
without even a window open?

Where's his bed?

Where's his bed?

I gave it to Justin
for his new place.

I gave it to Justin
for his new place.

You gave it to Justin?
He needed it.

You gave it to Justin?
He needed it.

And Hunter doesnt?

And Hunter doesnt?

Hunter's not here.
He will be.

Hunter's not here.
He will be.

In that case, we'll buy another bed.

In that case, we'll buy another bed.

Where are you going?
To sell his clothes?

Where are you going?
To sell his clothes?

Cut his face out of all the photos?
That's unfair!

Cut his face out of all the photos?
That's unfair!

I wish he were here too,
but he's not! He's gone.

I wish he were here too,
but he's not! He's gone.

Well, unlike you,
I still have a little faith.

Well, unlike you,
I still have a little faith.

Faith, denial -
everyone makes their own choices.

Faith, denial -
everyone makes their own choices.

Mine is to let him go
and get on with my life.

Mine is to let him go
and get on with my life.

You choose whatever you want.

You choose whatever you want.

I fucked my ninth in the sauna.

I fucked my ninth in the sauna.

Twice.

Twice.

Witnesses?

Witnesses?

Three.

Three.

And you?

And you?

Knocked off seven and eight.

Knocked off seven and eight.

Very good.

Very good.

But, alas, not good enough.

But, alas, not good enough.

I've only got one to go.

I've only got one to go.

Alex Easley.

Alex Easley.

And he certainly lives up
to his last name.

And he certainly lives up
to his last name.

The guy's got a shrine to me
in his bedroom.

The guy's got a shrine to me
in his bedroom.

I saw it when I fucked him.

I saw it when I fucked him.

However, the task won't be as
'Easley' accomplished as you think.

However, the task won't be as
'Easley' accomplished as you think.

He leaves for Puerto Vallarta
tomorrow for a 2-week holiday.

He leaves for Puerto Vallarta
tomorrow for a 2-week holiday.

So, unless you've got
a very long dick,

So, unless you've got
a very long dick,

by the time he gets back, I'll
not only have evened the score...

by the time he gets back, I'll
not only have evened the score...

..I'll have won.

..I'll have won.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Ah. And there's my number nine now.

Ah. And there's my number nine now.

Do you realise if this thing
passes, it'll take away my rights?

Do you realise if this thing
passes, it'll take away my rights?

As well as the rights of every other
gay man and woman in this state?

As well as the rights of every other
gay man and woman in this state?

I believe that's the point.

I believe that's the point.

And you don't care that I'll never
be able to marry or adopt a child

And you don't care that I'll never
be able to marry or adopt a child

or receive domestic
partnership insurance?

or receive domestic
partnership insurance?

It's not just me.

It's not just me.

The vast majority of Americans agree

The vast majority of Americans agree

that you and the others like you
are a disgrace.

that you and the others like you
are a disgrace.

You're an abomination
in the Lord's eyes.

You're an abomination
in the Lord's eyes.

But it's your choice.
It's not a choice.

But it's your choice.
It's not a choice.

Well, don't expect to be rewarded.
We're not asking to be rewarded.

Well, don't expect to be rewarded.
We're not asking to be rewarded.

We're asking
for what's rightfully ours.

We're asking
for what's rightfully ours.

The right to pervert
the sanctity of marriage?

The right to pervert
the sanctity of marriage?

To make a mockery of family values?

To make a mockery of family values?

A helluva lot you know
about marriage or family values.

A helluva lot you know
about marriage or family values.

You fucked around on Mom.
Watch your language!

You fucked around on Mom.
Watch your language!

Oh, forgive me, saying 'fuck'
is far worse than what you did,

Oh, forgive me, saying 'fuck'
is far worse than what you did,

you lying hypocrite!

you lying hypocrite!

For your information, Justin,
I didn't break up our home life

For your information, Justin,
I didn't break up our home life

or destroy your mother's
and my marriage - you did.

or destroy your mother's
and my marriage - you did.

And you can laugh at that too.

And you can laugh at that too.

But before you announced to us
and the world

But before you announced to us
and the world

that you were queer and proud of it,

that you were queer and proud of it,

we had a family
and were doing pretty good.

we had a family
and were doing pretty good.

So if you're looking for someone
to blame, don't look at me.

So if you're looking for someone
to blame, don't look at me.

Oh, God, I'd love a jumbo Kielbasa.
Who wouldnt?

Oh, God, I'd love a jumbo Kielbasa.
Who wouldnt?

But remember what the doctor said -

But remember what the doctor said -

lipo is not a licence to indulge.

lipo is not a licence to indulge.

The unwanted fat will just
come back somewhere else.

The unwanted fat will just
come back somewhere else.

Yeah, just my luck
I'd grow a second ass.

Yeah, just my luck
I'd grow a second ass.

Or two 50-pound earlobes.

Or two 50-pound earlobes.

Hmm?
Hey.

Hmm?
Hey.

Fortunately, that won't happen,
because I have you to save me.

Fortunately, that won't happen,
because I have you to save me.

What would I do
without my pillar of strength?

What would I do
without my pillar of strength?

I'm not as strong as you think.

I'm not as strong as you think.

There I was, sitting beside Drew.

There I was, sitting beside Drew.

God, I wanted him so bad, even after
I swore I'd never see him again.

God, I wanted him so bad, even after
I swore I'd never see him again.

Maybe you were just
feeling sorry for him, poor guy.

Maybe you were just
feeling sorry for him, poor guy.

I told him how he can
put a stop to the whole thing.

I told him how he can
put a stop to the whole thing.

All he has to do is come out.
Oh, that's all?!

All he has to do is come out.
Oh, that's all?!

You make it sound so easy.

You make it sound so easy.

It was for ME.

It was for ME.

It was obvious to everyone from
the moment I popped out of my momma

It was obvious to everyone from
the moment I popped out of my momma

that I was the new
queen of Hazlehurst.

that I was the new
queen of Hazlehurst.

They almost named me Elizabeth.

They almost named me Elizabeth.

You were lucky.
That they named me Emmett?

You were lucky.
That they named me Emmett?

That it was obvious.

That it was obvious.

That you never had to go through
the hell of hiding it.

That you never had to go through
the hell of hiding it.

The fear of being found out.

The fear of being found out.

Back in college, I was a zap.

Zeta Alpha Pi.

Zeta Alpha Pi.

I couldn't believe
when I was accepted.

I couldn't believe
when I was accepted.

It was one of the hardest houses
to pledge, and they wanted me?

It was one of the hardest houses
to pledge, and they wanted me?

Anyway...every Saturday night,

Anyway...every Saturday night,

I'd go out drinking and trawling
for women with my frat buddy, Jack.

I'd go out drinking and trawling
for women with my frat buddy, Jack.

Ooh!
Ooh.

Ooh!
Ooh.

One night,
we came back, totally smashed.

One night,
we came back, totally smashed.

And in my inebriated state,
I confessed to him

And in my inebriated state,
I confessed to him

that I kind of, sort of, totally had
this mad, passionate crush on him.

that I kind of, sort of, totally had
this mad, passionate crush on him.

And he said, "Me too!"
And you fell into each other's arms.

And he said, "Me too!"
And you fell into each other's arms.

He punched me on the nose

He punched me on the nose

and told everybody in the house
I was a fag.

and told everybody in the house
I was a fag.

After that,
I was ceremoniously unzaped.

I never knew, Teddy.

I never knew, Teddy.

I mean, it was hard enough for me,
a mere mortal, to come out.

I mean, it was hard enough for me,
a mere mortal, to come out.

For a deity like Drew...

For a deity like Drew...

What would you like to drink?
Scotch, please.

What would you like to drink?
Scotch, please.

And for you, sir?
Johnnie Walker.

And for you, sir?
Johnnie Walker.

And, uh...some extra nuts.

And, uh...some extra nuts.

Why...Alex?

Why...Alex?

I win.

I win.

And it's three hours earlier.

And it's three hours earlier.

Ma, I asked for plain paper.

Ma, I asked for plain paper.

Well, if you want to be boring,
that's your problem,

Well, if you want to be boring,
that's your problem,

but don't inflict it
on your poor kitchen.

but don't inflict it
on your poor kitchen.

This way, every time you open
a drawer, you get a surprise.

This way, every time you open
a drawer, you get a surprise.

Or a heart attack.

Or a heart attack.

What's this?

What's this?

Secret stash of Cap'n Crunch.

Secret stash of Cap'n Crunch.

"Keep your fucking hands off.
Hunter."

"Keep your fucking hands off.
Hunter."

Sounds like a Novotny.

Sounds like a Novotny.

Heard from him lately?

Heard from him lately?

Not a fucking word.

Not a fucking word.

Can you believe that?
That ungrateful little prick.

Can you believe that?
That ungrateful little prick.

After all we did for him,
to just walk away like that.

After all we did for him,
to just walk away like that.

Who else would've taken him in,
made him part of the family?

Who else would've taken him in,
made him part of the family?

Not that I care.
Uh-huh.

Not that I care.
Uh-huh.

He just really done a number on Ben.

He just really done a number on Ben.

We're fighting about everything.

We're fighting about everything.

Are you two having sex?
Ma!

Are you two having sex?
Ma!

Shit!

Shit!

I just asked you the question.
Don't wreck the house.

I just asked you the question.
Don't wreck the house.

It's already wrecked.

It's already wrecked.

And no, we're not having sex.

And no, we're not having sex.

That's understandable.
You're grieving - both of you.

That's understandable.
You're grieving - both of you.

Darling.

Darling.

It's a tough lesson,

It's a tough lesson,

but one that everybody with children
has to learn.

but one that everybody with children
has to learn.

After a point,
you have no control over them.

After a point,
you have no control over them.

All you can do is hope

All you can do is hope

that you instilled enough strength
and common sense for him to survive.

that you instilled enough strength
and common sense for him to survive.

And that he knows
you're still here for him

And that he knows
you're still here for him

in case some day
he changes his mind...

in case some day
he changes his mind...

He wont.

He wont.

You and Ben should both
get that out of your heads.

You and Ben should both
get that out of your heads.

Hey, Hunter!

Hey, Hunter!

Hunter!

Hunter!

Never mind.
Don't look so disappointed.

Never mind.
Don't look so disappointed.

I can be Hunter if you like.

I can be Hunter if you like.

Thanks, it's not
what I'm looking for.

Thanks, it's not
what I'm looking for.

Then why are you here? Hey!

Then why are you here? Hey!

Whatever he did for you,
I can do it better.

Whatever he did for you,
I can do it better.

I know Hunter.

I know Hunter.

You do?

You do?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Oh, uh...

Oh, uh...

He left town.
Where did he go?

He left town.
Where did he go?

"Some place warm," is all he said.

"Some place warm," is all he said.

He said he hated it here,
that he's never coming back.

He said he hated it here,
that he's never coming back.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Hey. As long as you paid,
want me to cheer you up?

Hey. As long as you paid,
want me to cheer you up?

I've lived here all my life,
I never knew that restaurant existed.

I've lived here all my life,
I never knew that restaurant existed.

Isn't it fabulous?
Oh, those stuffed grape leaves!

Isn't it fabulous?
Oh, those stuffed grape leaves!

And that lamb.
That's Lindsay's favourite.

And that lamb.
That's Lindsay's favourite.

She marinates it
in olive oil and mint

She marinates it
in olive oil and mint

and then grills it with some...um...

and then grills it with some...um...

I've always wanted to go to Greece -
Athens, Mykonos.

I've always wanted to go to Greece -
Athens, Mykonos.

Not to mention Lesbos.

Not to mention Lesbos.

Imagine - a whole island where every
man, woman and child is a lesbian.

Imagine - a whole island where every
man, woman and child is a lesbian.

I must have onion breath...
from the Greek salad.

I must have onion breath...
from the Greek salad.

Then I must too.
We'll cancel each other out.

Then I must too.
We'll cancel each other out.

It's not just the onions.
I know.

It's not just the onions.
I know.

It's...it's been so long since I...

It's...it's been so long since I...

No need to explain. Some other time.

No need to explain. Some other time.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm...sorry.

I'm...sorry.

The trash comes...tomorrow.

The trash comes...tomorrow.

Linz, this is Corinne.

Linz, this is Corinne.

Hey.
Hi.

Hey.
Hi.

We...volunteer

We...volunteer

at the centre together.

at the centre together.

I just remembered - I forgot
the trash from upstairs.

I just remembered - I forgot
the trash from upstairs.

So I'll just...go up and collect it.

So I'll just...go up and collect it.

The trash from upstairs.

The trash from upstairs.

Peach a la mode.

Peach a la mode.

Oh. No, thanks.

Oh. No, thanks.

Hmm. Shame to let it melt.

Hmm. Shame to let it melt.

So, are you still getting calls
from the breather?

So, are you still getting calls
from the breather?

I've a feeling
those have stopped for good.

I've a feeling
those have stopped for good.

That's a relief.

That's a relief.

Actually, I kind of miss him.

Actually, I kind of miss him.

Juice, coffee,
three egg whites - scrambled.

Juice, coffee,
three egg whites - scrambled.

It's a little late for breakfast.
Not if you've been up all night.

It's a little late for breakfast.
Not if you've been up all night.

You know, a man your age
should take better care of himself.

You know, a man your age
should take better care of himself.

You could die of a stroke.

You could die of a stroke.

I'm counting on you
to get to me first.

I'm counting on you
to get to me first.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

So, where were you? Toolshed?
Slammer? The Pith Hole?

So, where were you? Toolshed?
Slammer? The Pith Hole?

Puerto Vallarta.

Puerto Vallarta.

Mmm. Must be a new one. Where is it?

Mmm. Must be a new one. Where is it?

Mexico.

Mexico.

You went to...
And back in less than 24 hours.

You went to...
And back in less than 24 hours.

Well, that was a quickie.
In more ways than one.

Well, that was a quickie.
In more ways than one.

I had a pressing piece of business
to attend to.

I had a pressing piece of business
to attend to.

And did you take care of it?

And did you take care of it?

Once at cruising altitude and once
while we were making our approach.

Once at cruising altitude and once
while we were making our approach.

Coffee, juice.

Coffee, juice.

Eggs will be ready as soon
as the hens finish laying 'em.

Eggs will be ready as soon
as the hens finish laying 'em.

You think he's a top?

You think he's a top?

Some of those hunks,
when you get them in bed,

Some of those hunks,
when you get them in bed,

turn out to be the biggest bottoms!

turn out to be the biggest bottoms!

I'd do him either way.

I'd do him either way.

And who might that be?

And who might that be?

The queen who just got outed.

The queen who just got outed.

Excuse me, sir,
you might want to read this

Excuse me, sir,
you might want to read this

before you shop
at Taylor Electronics.

before you shop
at Taylor Electronics.

Do you know that the owner of this
store is a hate-mongering bigot

Do you know that the owner of this
store is a hate-mongering bigot

who wants to deny honest citizens
their rights?

who wants to deny honest citizens
their rights?

Don't support businesses
that don't support all Americans.

Don't support businesses
that don't support all Americans.

Excuse me, folks, but you're
trespassing on private property.

Excuse me, folks, but you're
trespassing on private property.

They want to deny us
a few more liberties?

They want to deny us
a few more liberties?

Ma'am, if you don't leave,
we'll be forced to make you leave.

Ma'am, if you don't leave,
we'll be forced to make you leave.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

Well, my husband -
except I'm not married

Well, my husband -
except I'm not married

because my gay son here
can't get married -

because my gay son here
can't get married -

happens to be Detective Carl Horvath.

happens to be Detective Carl Horvath.

Ever heard of him?
Yes, ma'am.

Ever heard of him?
Yes, ma'am.

I've heard of you too.

I've heard of you too.

It's no problem, Officer.
Come on, Mom.

It's no problem, Officer.
Come on, Mom.

Let's move across the street.

Let's move across the street.

We can still make our point
without getting into trouble.

We can still make our point
without getting into trouble.

Well, we'll just yell twice as loud.

Well, we'll just yell twice as loud.

Yeah!

Yeah!

You too, son.

You too, son.

I'm not your son. I'm his.

I'm not your son. I'm his.

And I'm not going anywhere.

And I'm not going anywhere.

Whatever issues
you have with your father,

Whatever issues
you have with your father,

you should settle them
off the street.

you should settle them
off the street.

I already tried that.

I already tried that.

I'm standing in front of your door,
Dad, in front of your face.

I'm standing in front of your door,
Dad, in front of your face.

You can call in your troops,
but I'm not going to disappear.

You can call in your troops,
but I'm not going to disappear.

So, what are you going to do? Hmm?!

So, what are you going to do? Hmm?!

Come on, Dad, why don't you show us
your great family values

Come on, Dad, why don't you show us
your great family values

and have them arrest your son?

and have them arrest your son?

Sir?

Sir?

Go on.

Go on.

Are you sure
you want to do that, sir?

Are you sure
you want to do that, sir?

I told you to get him out of here.

I told you to get him out of here.

You're hereby arrested

You're hereby arrested

for unlawfully trespassing
on private property.

for unlawfully trespassing
on private property.

Anything you say may and will be
used against you in a court of law.

Anything you say may and will be
used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

You have the right to an attorney.

Meet my number 10.

Meet my number 10.

I already have.
He was my number...five, I believe.

I already have.
He was my number...five, I believe.

Anyway, you needn't bother.
I already won.

Anyway, you needn't bother.
I already won.

Well, that's impossible.

Well, that's impossible.

The guy's in Puerto Vallarta.

The guy's in Puerto Vallarta.

We both had a lovely flight.

We both had a lovely flight.

Although there was
a little turbulence in the toilet.

Although there was
a little turbulence in the toilet.

Game, set and match, sport.

Game, set and match, sport.

The winner, and still champion,
is yours truly.

The winner, and still champion,
is yours truly.

So, I guess you'll be wanting
to collect your trophy?

So, I guess you'll be wanting
to collect your trophy?

You bet your ass.

You bet your ass.

So you better polish it up.

So you better polish it up.

He said he'd go to the press.

He said he'd go to the press.

That if I didn't pay him,
the tabloids would.

That if I didn't pay him,
the tabloids would.

So I told him to go fuck himself.
I wasn't going to give another cent.

So I told him to go fuck himself.
I wasn't going to give another cent.

Now the damn paparazzi
are surrounding my house.

Now the damn paparazzi
are surrounding my house.

I can't even go home.

I can't even go home.

I feel like a fugitive.
A...criminal.

I feel like a fugitive.
A...criminal.

Yeah, that's why I called -
to let you know you have a friend.

Yeah, that's why I called -
to let you know you have a friend.

I've already called my lawyers.

I've already called my lawyers.

I'm going to file a lawsuit -
sue him for $30 million.

I'm going to file a lawsuit -
sue him for $30 million.

What about the photographs?
They're real.

What about the photographs?
They're real.

I'll deny it.

I'll deny it.

I'll say they were Photoshopped,
the work of a blackmailer.

I'll say they were Photoshopped,
the work of a blackmailer.

If they think they can mess with me,
they've got another thing coming.

If they think they can mess with me,
they've got another thing coming.

This time they fucked
with the wrong guy!

This time they fucked
with the wrong guy!

What about the next time?

What about the next time?

There isn't going to be a next time.

There isn't going to be a next time.

Oh...you're planning
on giving up sex?

Oh...you're planning
on giving up sex?

Who said that?
There are plenty of women.

Who said that?
There are plenty of women.

Maybe so, but when's the last time
you had sex with a woman

Maybe so, but when's the last time
you had sex with a woman

that you didn't think about a man?

that you didn't think about a man?

It's who you are, baby.

It's who you are, baby.

You can't fight it.

You can't fight it.

Sooner or later,
there are going to be other guys.

Sooner or later,
there are going to be other guys.

And each time there are,
you'll be scared shitless,

And each time there are,
you'll be scared shitless,

wondering, "Did he recognise me?
Is he going to blackmail me?

wondering, "Did he recognise me?
Is he going to blackmail me?

"Is he going to the tabloids?"

"Is he going to the tabloids?"

I mean, is that how you want
to spend the rest of your life?

I mean, is that how you want
to spend the rest of your life?

Thanks for bailing me out.

Thanks for bailing me out.

When I taught you
to say please and thank you,

When I taught you
to say please and thank you,

I never quite expected
to hear it used that way.

I never quite expected
to hear it used that way.

You too, Ben.
Any time.

You too, Ben.
Any time.

Actually, I take that back.
Let's hope it's the last time.

Actually, I take that back.
Let's hope it's the last time.

You can damn well be sure of that.

You can damn well be sure of that.

I'm going to have a few words
with your father,

I'm going to have a few words
with your father,

starting with,
"You sick sonofabitch!"

starting with,
"You sick sonofabitch!"

I wouldn't waste your breath.
He's not worth it.

I wouldn't waste your breath.
He's not worth it.

I can't believe a father would
actually have his own son arrested.

I can't believe a father would
actually have his own son arrested.

I don't believe you've
ever had the displeasure

I don't believe you've
ever had the displeasure

of meeting my ex-husband.

of meeting my ex-husband.

I used to think, in time,
he would come around,

I used to think, in time,
he would come around,

but now I think that he would
rather see me dead than gay.

but now I think that he would
rather see me dead than gay.

Your dad doesn't know
how lucky he is to have a son.

Your dad doesn't know
how lucky he is to have a son.

I'm going to go and get the car.
Yeah. Thanks, Ben.

I'm going to go and get the car.
Yeah. Thanks, Ben.

I just want you to know
that even though your father

I just want you to know
that even though your father

may no longer consider you his son,

may no longer consider you his son,

you will always be mine.

you will always be mine.

Thanks.
I'm just sorry I fucked things up.

Thanks.
I'm just sorry I fucked things up.

Fucked what up?

Fucked what up?

Dad says it's on account of me
that...

Dad says it's on account of me
that...

..that I'm the one
that destroyed your marriage.

..that I'm the one
that destroyed your marriage.

Honey, you don't
really believe that?

Honey, you don't
really believe that?

Hmm...

Hmm...

Well, it's not true.

Well, it's not true.

We were having problems
long before you told us you're gay.

We were having problems
long before you told us you're gay.

So, if he wants to lie to himself
and blame you, let him.

So, if he wants to lie to himself
and blame you, let him.

Don't you dare blame yourself.

Don't you dare blame yourself.

Hmm?
ok.

Hmm?
ok.

It was so awful seeing Mel
kissing that woman,

It was so awful seeing Mel
kissing that woman,

while I just stood there
holding the garbage.

while I just stood there
holding the garbage.

Mmm. I think it's shocking.
Isn't it?

Mmm. I think it's shocking.
Isn't it?

I mean that someone
would want to kiss Mel.

I mean that someone
would want to kiss Mel.

Ow! Fuck!

Ow! Fuck!

You deserved that.

You deserved that.

You want me to rub the boo-boo
and make it better?

You want me to rub the boo-boo
and make it better?

You leave my boo-boo alone.

You leave my boo-boo alone.

Christ!
You can barely turn around in here.

Christ!
You can barely turn around in here.

Where else am I supposed to go?

Where else am I supposed to go?

Sleep in the kitchen
or on the front porch?

Sleep in the kitchen
or on the front porch?

This whole in-house separation
is for shit.

This whole in-house separation
is for shit.

We need to do it -
for financial reasons.

We need to do it -
for financial reasons.

At the expense
of your emotional reason?

At the expense
of your emotional reason?

What's next?
You come in on them fucking?

What's next?
You come in on them fucking?

Don't say that!
Can't face it?

Don't say that!
Can't face it?

No, I can't face it.

No, I can't face it.

I guess, when I moved back
into this house, I...

I guess, when I moved back
into this house, I...

..thought, despite what I knew,
despite the rules, that...

..thought, despite what I knew,
despite the rules, that...

..somehow Mel and I would...

..somehow Mel and I would...

Get back together.

Get back together.

You dykes
just can't let go, can you?

You dykes
just can't let go, can you?

You just can't get it through
your lesbianic brains

You just can't get it through
your lesbianic brains

that you have to stop clinging
to your past and move on.

that you have to stop clinging
to your past and move on.

"Move on"?

"Move on"?

That's a good one, coming from you.

That's a good one, coming from you.

Carrying on like
an oversexed adolescent,

Carrying on like
an oversexed adolescent,

that 'fuck-off' of yours.

that 'fuck-off' of yours.

Yes, I know all about it.
Everyone knows all about it.

Yes, I know all about it.
Everyone knows all about it.

A childish competition between you
and this year's young, hot stud.

A childish competition between you
and this year's young, hot stud.

Not only is it ludicrous,
it's humiliating.

Not only is it ludicrous,
it's humiliating.

Well, I hope you win...

Well, I hope you win...

..even though you've already lost
something far more valuable.

..even though you've already lost
something far more valuable.

So don't you tell me
about clinging onto my past

So don't you tell me
about clinging onto my past

until you're willing
to let go of yours.

until you're willing
to let go of yours.

Stop right there!

Stop right there!

I'm a police officer.
Detective Elaine Bender. Metro.

I'm a police officer.
Detective Elaine Bender. Metro.

Hey! hey!

You know,
I solve crimes for a living,

You know,
I solve crimes for a living,

and I can tell you
it doesn't happen in 60 minutes

and I can tell you
it doesn't happen in 60 minutes

with the help of a partner
who looks like a runway model.

with the help of a partner
who looks like a runway model.

That's why there's
no 'csi Pittsburgh'.

Sweetheart, would you get that?

Sweetheart, would you get that?

The runway model is about
to nail the killer.

The runway model is about
to nail the killer.

Oh, my God. Drew Boyd.

Oh, my God. Drew Boyd.

We met you last year at the game.
I remember.

We met you last year at the game.
I remember.

You were with this loud woman
with red hair.

You were with this loud woman
with red hair.

That would be me!

That would be me!

Uh, is...is Emmett here?

Uh, is...is Emmett here?

Honey, is Emmett here?

Honey, is Emmett here?

Emmett!

Emmett!

Come in, please.
Thank you.

Come in, please.
Thank you.

Look, I just want you to know -

Look, I just want you to know -

I don't care what you do in bed
or who you do it with.

I don't care what you do in bed
or who you do it with.

You're still one
helluva ball player.

You're still one
helluva ball player.

You have no idea how sorry I am
you had to say that...

You have no idea how sorry I am
you had to say that...

..but how glad I am you did.

..but how glad I am you did.

Deb? Did you call?

Deb? Did you call?

Want some?
No, thanks.

Want some?
No, thanks.

Are you sure? There's enough for two.

Are you sure? There's enough for two.

We each make our own dinner.
Isn't that what we agreed on?

We each make our own dinner.
Isn't that what we agreed on?

Linz, I am so sorry
for that kiss with Corinne -

Linz, I am so sorry
for that kiss with Corinne -

that you had to see it,
that we did it right in front of you.

that you had to see it,
that we did it right in front of you.

Please, don't give it
another thought, really.

Please, don't give it
another thought, really.

In fact, I'm the one who should
apologise to you - for intruding.

In fact, I'm the one who should
apologise to you - for intruding.

It's pretty messy, huh?
Yeah, I'll say.

It's pretty messy, huh?
Yeah, I'll say.

Mmm...I think we should
do something about this.

Mmm...I think we should
do something about this.

I think we should make it a rule
that if we're dating someone...

I think we should make it a rule
that if we're dating someone...

Are you...dating her?

Are you...dating her?

No. Not really.
I...I don't think so.

No. Not really.
I...I don't think so.

But you're seeing her?
Well, I guess. I...I don't know.

But you're seeing her?
Well, I guess. I...I don't know.

Well, anyway, I was saying...
I'm sorry.

Well, anyway, I was saying...
I'm sorry.

Forgive me. I interrupted you.
No, no, no. It's ok.

Forgive me. I interrupted you.
No, no, no. It's ok.

I was just saying
that if there's anyone

I was just saying
that if there's anyone

either one of us has an interest in,

either one of us has an interest in,

we should make it a rule we don't
bring that person to the house.

we should make it a rule we don't
bring that person to the house.

I agree.
Good.

I agree.
Good.

See, we can work these things out.
Thank God.

See, we can work these things out.
Thank God.

We're still mature adults
with open communication.

We're still mature adults
with open communication.

Yes. Thank God.

Yes. Thank God.

You can have my ass,
but you can't have me.

You can have my ass,
but you can't have me.

Defiant even in defeat.
I like that.

Defiant even in defeat.
I like that.

Nice place.
Yeah.

Nice place.
Yeah.

So, shall we get this over with?

So, shall we get this over with?

Allow me to point the way.

Allow me to point the way.

Just go slow...and take it easy.

Just go slow...and take it easy.

I don't bottom very often.

I don't bottom very often.

Well, you'll have to tell me
all about it.

Well, you'll have to tell me
all about it.

Well?
Is it all you dreamt it would be?

Well?
Is it all you dreamt it would be?

And less. But we'll make do.

And less. But we'll make do.

Aren't you going to
collect your prize?

Aren't you going to
collect your prize?

It's not much of a victory,

It's not much of a victory,

considering my years of experience
and expertise.

considering my years of experience
and expertise.

Your years are numbered.

Your years are numbered.

Eventually I'm going to
tear you down and pull you apart.

Eventually I'm going to
tear you down and pull you apart.

Put your pants on.

Put your pants on.

Huh?

Huh?

I said put your pants on.

I said put your pants on.

Get out.

Get out.

Whatever you say. You're the winner.

Whatever you say. You're the winner.

So, are you sure you should be here?
In a gay guy's room?

So, are you sure you should be here?
In a gay guy's room?

Are you taking pictures?

Are you taking pictures?

I would never do anything like that.
I know.

I would never do anything like that.
I know.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Oh, the press.
They followed me here.

Oh, the press.
They followed me here.

Didn't you know they would?

Didn't you know they would?

I'm allowed to have friends,
aren't I? Gay or straight.

I'm allowed to have friends,
aren't I? Gay or straight.

Since when is that a crime?
Hey.

Since when is that a crime?
Hey.

You're preaching to the choir, honey.
Tell them.

Maybe I will.

Maybe I will.

I thought you were going to fight it.

I thought you were going to fight it.

Maybe I can't fight it.

Maybe I can't fight it.

What you said about me
having feelings for you...

What you said about me
having feelings for you...

..it's true.

..it's true.

There might be a part of me that...

There might be a part of me that...

No, there is a part of me...

..that wants to kiss you...

..that wants to kiss you...

..to hold you.

..to hold you.

I guess that makes me...

I guess that makes me...

You have to say it.

You have to say it.

..gay.

..gay.

Touchdown.

Touchdown.

Reverend Fowler, the driving force
behind Proposition 14, said today

Reverend Fowler, the driving force
behind Proposition 14, said today

he would do everything
in his and Gods power

he would do everything
in his and Gods power

to stop homosexuals
from destroying our country.

to stop homosexuals
from destroying our country.

Bolstered by a major ad campaign,

Bolstered by a major ad campaign,

Fowler has mobilised a significant
support base in the state.

Fowler has mobilised a significant
support base in the state.

Ben?
What is it?

Ben?
What is it?

Come and look at this.

Come and look at this.

Not much of a correspondent, is he?

Not much of a correspondent, is he?

He said what we needed to hear.

He said what we needed to hear.

And he signed it 'love'.

And he signed it 'love'.

Look who's back.

Look who's back.

I see.
I thought you had him banned.

I see.
I thought you had him banned.

I did.

I did.

I'll have him thrown out.
Don't.

I'll have him thrown out.
Don't.

You can lock the doors
and bar the windows,

You can lock the doors
and bar the windows,

but...eventually bound to get in.

but...eventually bound to get in.

What is?