Project Runway All Stars (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Patterning for Piggy - full transcript

Miss Piggy takes charge as client and guest judge when the All Stars create a cocktail dress for the Muppets' most demanding diva. Will the designers live up to the high standards of this international fashion icon?

Previously on Project Runway: All Stars...

Please welcome to the runway
Mark Badgley and James Mischka.

We want you to design a
glamorous, gorgeous evening gown.

But you have just one
day to turn it around.

No, I don't want the red no more.

Somebody else is doing... red.

Who the [Bleep] cares?

If you wanna do red, do [Bleep] red!

I don't consider myself a gown designer.

Oh, why did I just do that?

I guess I'm just praying it works.



This is your favorite thing.

Everybody's watching you.

I just really wanna make
sure that I do the best I can.

I love the new context for white.

She's certainly not going
home alone in that dress.

You definitely know how
to cut a beautiful dress.

It looks fresh and classic.

Congratulations, Austin.

You're the winner of this challenge.

Thank you very, very much.

I really thought ball gown.

I get more, like, sort
of prom dress from this.

It looks like a dirndl skirt.

Sweet p, you're out.



13 of the best designers
from project runway are back.

And this time, competition
is tougher than ever.

Each week their skills are
tested to the limit as they

compete for the biggest
prize in runway history.

Who will be cut, and who
will have it all sewn up?

This is project runway all stars.

The winner of project runway
all stars will sell their

merchandise with an
exclusive boutique in select

The winner will also get a
spread in Marie Claire magazine

and a position as guest
editor for one year,

$100,000 in technology and
office space from Hp and Intel,

a sewing and embroidery
studio provided by Brother

International, and a
cash prize of $100,000,

courtesy of L'oreal Paris.

- Hi, designers.
- Designers: Hi.

This week we want you to
create a flamboyant cocktail

dress for one of the most
famous fashionistas in the world.

This international celebrity
turns heads wherever she goes.

She's had everyone from Burberry
to Prada design exclusively for her.

And you could be next.

So we're all thinking, like,
?adonna, ?her, Lady Gaga.

And the name of this
demanding diva is...

Miss Piggy!

Oh, my god.

I love it.

It's miss Piggy.

My nieces are gonna flip.

I'm thrilled.

I think that's awesome.

I'm really excited.

Miss Piggy is starring in
the new movie the muppets,

and she's looking to you for a
headline-making cocktail dress

to wear while promoting the film.

At this point, project runway all stars,

they are really pulling out the
talent from our toenails, honey.

They pulling it from the feet on up.

I'm going to get to design
a dress for a muppet.

The winning designer's
cocktail dress will be modified

for miss Piggy's figure.

Okay.

And... Miss Piggy herself will be here

live in the judge's chair.

And I'm so excited to meet her.

She's like fashion's dream client.

You guys better impress her,
'cause you know she is gonna

have an opinion.

So you have $150, a trip to mood,
and the rest of the day to get

it together.

So good luck, and we'll
see you on the runway.

Bye.

Designers: Bye.

Knowing that miss Piggy has
had well-known designers like

marc jacobs, prada, burberry
design for her, I feel like,

well, they wouldn't do anything
too silly and--and costume-y.

So I want to see miss
Piggy do a '60s mod thing.

I love miss Piggy.

I grew up watching the
cartoon, and I saw the movies,

and I love her.

She's awesome.

She reminds me of myself.

She's just got this,
like, va-va-voom about her.

This is really cool.

Miss Piggy?

I mean, I have
a seven-year-old.

He loves the muppet babies.

I love the muppet babies.

I'm gonna make her something fabulous.

Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Every designer, of course, has
a different method of working.

I usually have an idea
of what I'm looking for.

It's pink.

I definitely thought that I
would create something with this

pink bow concept.

A lot of people I see are buying black.

Me and Austin are having,
like, some pink to it.

Need about six yards of this.

But why not wearing pink if she is pink?

Pink is a happy color.

We got one minute.

You think it's a game?

It's sort of like a marathon, really.

You're just running and
grabbing, running and grabbing.

Excuse me.

Hey, guys, time's up.

Get in line.

I am excited to see what
everyone comes up with.

I think we're all having so
much fun with this challenge.

All right, mood.

I'ma holler at ya.

Thank you.

It seems to me like a lot of the
designers are doing structure.

But to stay true to my own
vision of designing, I decided

to do what it is, really, that's me.

And I'm more about youthful
and free-flowing and showing the

feminine side of a woman.

And I think that's what miss
Piggy brings to a lot of people.

Gordana's dress is
really, really beautiful.

I think it's quiet and soft.

But I don't think it fits this
challenge, and I don't feel like

it gives enough of a statement.

I definitely am competitive,
and I want to win,

and I want to get to the grand prize.

The mood in the workroom
is quite serious.

Everyone is starting to feel that.

The pressure is on.

Ugh.

Hey, Rami.

Yeah?

What size were those
purple shoes up there?

Ten.

They're tens?

I want those pink gloves.

Don't take those.

I went up to the stunning
neiman marcus accessory wall,

and mondo wanted the
same pink gloves as me.

Can I just claim one thing?

Can I just have these pink gloves?

Um, I just said that.

I was like, "oh, my god.

I don't feel good about that."

So I was like, "okay,
mondo, I'll do blue."

No, whatever.

She was like, "do you want
these gloves?" And I was like,

"I just don't want to argue about it.

Go ahead, take the damn gloves."

But, you know, it's
really pissing me off.

Coming up on

you think I can sex up miss Piggy?

It's tacky.

How does a pig feel about
wearing a giraffe print?

Oh, my god.

This week's challenge, we are
creating a flamboyant cocktail

frock for the legendary
beauty miss Piggy.

I just really can't wait to
meet miss Piggy in person.

It's going to be incredible.

I have mixed feelings
about it being miss Piggy.

On the one hand, um, I
grew up with the muppets,

and I love the muppets.

On the other hand, how am I
going to translate my point of

view into something that she would wear?

Do you think I can sex up miss Piggy?

Expose some skin?

I think miss Piggy is so stylish.

She's so sexy.

She's a 21st century little fashionista.

Ah, that's the cutout.

I like it.

I love it, too.

Cute.

Thank you.

What I'm designing for miss
Piggy is a flirty, colorful--

it's a happy dress, is
what I would call it.

I think the miss Piggy dress
that he's doing is very girly,

very flirty, fun, but
maybe a little safe.

Why is my zipper doing the snake?

Well, you were supposed
to first take a seam down

and then put the zipper in,
so that way it doesn't stretch

it while you're applying it.

Right, but now that we're
past that, Gordana...

You are [Bleep] out of luck.

Damn.

My design for miss Piggy is beautiful.

I think that it has
a level of sex appeal.

I know miss Piggy is always a
lady, so I think we're already

on the right course, because
I always say being a lady never

goes out of style.

So what are you doing?

What's your plan?

You know, I know you don't
like to talk, but guess what?

You're my neighbor now, so you're
gonna have to get used to it.

Being in the bottom two last
week, all I'm focusing on is--

is doing the challenge right now.

I'm not even thinking about
the bottom, who's in the top,

any of that crap, you know.

I'm not talking to people.

I'm just working away,
making sure the garment's

impeccable and just really
focusing on what I have to get done.

I think this challenge
is perfect for me.

I think miss Piggy could wear
all of the stuff I've made in

the past.

I'm definitely gonna
incorporate my retro style.

I mean, I have a full circle
skirt and an animal print.

You like it?

It's gorgeous.

She loves animal prints, too.

Yeah, she likes animal prints.

She does love animal prints.

There are some people in the
workroom who seem very, very

needy for others' opinions all the time.

And I'm just not like that.

I mean, this is a
competition, after all.

Just heat it and see if you can bend it.

It might work.

Hi, designers.

Designers: Hi.

I'm back.

And what a fabulous challenge.

I think this is possibly one
of the best challenges in the

history of project runway,
and I can't wait to see what

you're all gonna do.

Joanna Coles--I really,
really do appreciate her.

I think she just has the
knowledge and a sophistication

about herself that she
really lends to her critique.

Gordana, hello.

Hi.

So talk to me about this.

I wanted to--to present her
in more youthful way because I

have noticed in pictures that
she has really pretty legs.

Hm.

So I want to show off her legs.

Right.

I am designing a short
dress that--that has a lot of

movement, is chic and

flirty and girly and happy.

It's almost like carefree.

I know you haven't finished yet.

I'm getting a bit of a
nightgown vibe from this.

Really?

What's it gonna take for you
to translate this to a cocktail

dress?

Well, once, um--when I do
my hems, I stretch them.

That gives it a really
nice finished look.

This is going to be
so comfortable for her.

I mean, the thing I have
learned from shooting

celebrities for the cover of the
magazine is sometimes you--you

know, they wear double spanks.

They'll wear saran wrap if it
means they can get into a dress.

I don't think comfort, when
you're dressing a mega-celebrity

like miss Piggy, should really matter.

Yeah.

Make sure that Gordana's
dress stands out.

I'm hoping. I'm hoping.

All right, good luck.

Thank you.

Mila, hello.

Hi, joanna.

Now, this is a wonderful detail.

Loving that. It looks great.

And I just thought it's
a little peek-a-boo.

It's kind of sexy but still demure.

And I'm trying to make her
very, like, a little bit mod '60s

and kind of classy.

Tell me a little bit about the hair.

I'm gonna try to make
a sort of a headband.

Don't forget she has two big ears.

Oh, yes.

I mean, they really do sort of
prop up-- funny, I forgot that.

Here, like this, so with
a headband, be careful.

Mm, that's a good point.

I mean, I don't want her
not to be able to hear.

Mila's aesthetic really is
so sort of severe that I'm

concerned whether or not she
will be able to bring the humor

and whimsy to miss Piggy's dress.

All right, good luck.

I can't wait to see her in it.

All right, thank you.

So you're a girly girl.

Yes.

Miss Piggy is a girly girl.

This should be a perfect
challenge for you.

I love it. I can't wait.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, she likes wearing leopard.

True. I've seen her in a lot of leopard.

Good--good
reply.

She loves leopard.

Isn't that funny?

That's a good point.

Okay, so good luck.

Austin, hi.

How excited are you to
have the opportunity to meet

thrilled.

As long as I can remember,
she's been an inspiration.

I feel I do really understand

I feel that in many ways
we are kindred spirits.

You know, I myself like to
pepper my conversation with

little french phrases the
same way miss Piggy does.

Sometimes I refer to myself as moi.

Okay, show me what you're
planning to do with this.

Where does it go? Down? Up?

So this goes there.

Mm-hmm.

I think really what is gonna
be going on is, in the back will

be, like, a gigantic
pink sculptured bow.

It will actually sort of
wrap around the body as well.

It will be like a multiple--
right, she's not gonna look

like she's gift-wrapped?

Well... She may a little bit, and I

think that that is sort of part
of the humor and the fantasy

about miss Piggy.

Good luck.

This looks like it's channeling
a little bit of the '60s.

I thought about miss Piggy
and how she brought joy to my

childhood.

And I wanted to give her
something from her childhood.

I'm assuming that she was born
in the '60s, so I went back to

the '60s.

Uh-huh.

And then I think I was just
gonna make a very architectural

kind of kerchief right here.

And I bought some nice large
covered buttons to put right there.

Keep your focus for this
challenge, 'cause there's a lot

of competition in this room,
as I'm sure you've seen.

Bye-bye.

Guys, I have to go now.

It's been great to see everybody
again, and there's so much--so

much going on in this room.

I'm beside myself.

Don't disappoint miss Piggy.

Good luck.

Designers: Thank you.

My model comes in, and I fit
a muslin sleeve on her first,

and it's way off.

Let me tell you, sleeves are not easy.

I'm feeling like this is a lot
of work to get done in a very

short amount of time.

I think it's a fun, girly-girly dress.

Michael's design looks very amateur.

It looks like a princess seam
dress with some bubbles on her

boobs.

I am going forward with my
original thought of the dress.

I don't have other choice.

I don't have other fabric, so whatever.

But in my head, I feel very secure.

This dress will be gorgeous.

Gorgeous, darling.

Sometimes people are on their
"a" game, and sometimes they're

not.

And not for nothing, but you can
just go in a regular department

store and pick up that dress.

Hey, everybody, we
got five minutes left.

I am not liking the way
this is going at all.

It looks heavy.

It looks overthought.

It's, like, really bad.

I don't know what's going on.

Tomorrow I'm going to have to
really hustle to finish it up.

I like the neckline.

Without the turquoise top.

I was gonna do long sleeves.

Maybe I won't.

I think that kara and kenley
are becoming quite co-dependent,

actually.

Get your zipper foot, and just go right in
and do a little tch-tch-tch.

You know, I just don't understand
this dynamic that they have.

It's like, this isn't
a team competition.

Only one person can win.

Let's call it a night.

Coming up on

I'm realizing how much
work I still have left.

I think this is the challenge
that we will have no more Austin

scarlett.

I was about to eat a piece
of bacon this morning.

You better not say that in front of her.

What is your advice
to a younger designer?

We have moments of laughter.

From fatigue and exhaustion
and pressure, of course.

What's your advice for them?

What do you tell them?
What do you tell them?

Find another profession!

And it's sort of like a breath
of fresh air when it happens.

You know what?

Oprah said this on her show.

When you have pled and begged
and given--and just given

everything that you've got,
all you can do is surrender.

So at this point, I'm just gonna
surrender to the atmosphere.

The ceiling could fall
down, and I'm not gonna move.

I'm just gonna lay there and surrender.

We can all laugh at each
other, which is so nice because

it lets down your guard, and
you breathe, and you laugh,

and, like, I don't know.

We just--we formed
our little family.

That's why I love you, kara.

It's the morning of the runway
show, and I'm nervous because

I'm looking around the room, and
everybody seems to be creating

something really interesting and unique.

I'm just hoping that, uh, they
can appreciate the amount of

design and detail that I've put into it.

For once I just would like
to have this completely done

the night before.

I'm realizing how much work I
still have left, and I'm getting

a little nervous.

I really want to be able to
tweak the skirt, then all the

interfacings to really create,
you know, volume and the drama

in the bow.

Don't worry, miss Piggy.

We'll fit it to perfection.

I honestly didn't care for Austin's.

I'll tell you the truth.

I think this is the challenge

I was about to eat a piece of
bacon this morning, and I felt

so convicted.

Don't...Don't even...
I felt so convicted.

I already feel bad for all her
children I've eaten in the past.

Hi, hon, how you doing?

You look great.

There's a lot of things
I want to try on her.

There's a lot of ideas
that need to be resolved.

So I'm just working with her.

I'm sort of like playing
dress-up barbie at this point.

Where did my pink gloves go?

And the pearl bracelet?

Yes?

You took the pearl bracelet, too?

Yes, I did.

It was a whole group of my stuff.

I didn't see any tags on anything.

I showed joanna the
whole story yesterday.

Kara and I both have the sort
of same accessories in mind.

It's--you know, it's a
difficult situation to be in.

Looks amazing.

I just--my shoes
are gone now.

I mean, we all want the same

when you're friends with
someone, you have a respect, but

you also must acknowledge the
fact that you are competitors.

All right, kara, this is,
like, the second time you're

stealing my accessories.

I didn't steal your accessories.

Look how beautiful.

Kenley, that is
just so-- adorable?

I love it.

Okay, good.

So I still feel confident
that I will probably win.

I feel like...Yeah.

I feel confident.

I always feel confident.

You think it's a little much?

Kenley did a giraffe
print princess seam dress.

Just like the other dresses that
she's already done, but just in

giraffe print.

My dress is coming together,
so I sent my model to l'oreal

hair and makeup.

A little more rose on the cheeks.

We love what you did last time.

I want the same exact look.

Wanna make it really matte, very clean.

Let's fill in these eyebrows
and make her look like a

beautiful doll.

A '60s sex kitten. So kind of
a veronica lake kind of moment?

Yeah, veronica lake.

Thank you, gorgeous.

You guys always
surprise me and amaze me.

Maybe you should
do, like, a little--

miss Piggy--her bacon's gonna
sizzle when she sees my look.

I kind of like that.

Aren't you just the sweetest little thang?

I'm gonna meet miss
Piggy, and I'm thrilled.

You look stunning.

My little girl's gonna get such a kick.

Here's miss Piggy, and
she's talking to mommy.

Be like, "wow."

Okay, guys, let's head
down to the runway.

It's time to put on makeup.

Time to light the lights.

It's time to get things started
for miss Piggy's dress tonight.

This is the most garish,
outlandish, ridiculous thing

I've ever seen.

It looks like a candy store exploded.

Hello, designers.

Welcome to the runway.

Well, as it's been said on
project runway, one day you're

in, and the next you're out.

And that's never been more
true than on all stars.

This week's challenge was to
create a flamboyant cocktail

dress for one of the biggest
stars in the world to wear

while promoting her movie.

Let's meet the judges.

First, the designer and founder
of marchesa, the gorgeous

georgina chapman.

Isaac cannot be with us
today, but we have two fabulous

guest judges.

First is the stylist to
some of the hottest names in

entertainment.

He won an emmy for his work on
sex and the city, and now he's

the costume designer for
the uber-hip gossip girl.

Eric daman.

Hey, guys.

And last, but not least,
we are honored to be in the

presence of a true superstar.

Say hello to the legendary

kissy, kissy, everyone.

We better not keep miss Piggy
waiting, so let's get started.

as I see my model walking
down the runway, I'm getting

exactly what I wanted.

There was some serious
head-turning in that dress.

What a dress.

So beautiful.

I think that it's a great look.

It's kind of got this,
like, tim burton feel.

Like a cartoon, almost.

I think miss Piggy will
definitely appreciate it.

I love my look. The color
would be great on her.

Miss Piggy--she's gotta love it.

You know, the movement's great.

The colors are gorgeous.

I'm happy with how it looks.

I think she looks really she looks
very beautiful,

looks like she could go to a

party, and I'm really
happy with the look.

Wow, what a beautiful dress.
You could see some sexiness, but

it's still very polished.

I think miss Piggy or any woman
would enjoy the design that I've

created.

I think she definitely
stands out in the crowd.

She sets a different tone.

She is vibrant, colorful,
flirty, and just beautiful.

It's exactly the look I was going for.

And I think it's a dress that I
could see on a lot of hollywood

a-listers on the red carpet.

The look that I have is
girly and happy and chic.

And I think of all these
young girls who love miss Piggy

and who would love to
see her in that dress.

I really feel that the
aesthetic and look I was going

for is achieved.

I really can't tell what
the judges' reactions are.

I never can.

Sometimes they scribble more
furiously than other times,

but you never know if that's
good scribbling or bad scribbling.

I think that this dress is
really fun and flirty, and it

has a lot of personality.

And I have no doubt in my mind
that I'm going to be in the top three.

If I call your name,
please step forward.

Austin.

Rami.

Gordana.

Kenley.

Mila.

And Michael.

If I called your name, I
have good news and bad news.

The good news is three of
you have the highest scores.

The bad news is three
of you have the lowest.

The rest of you, congratulations.

You're safe.

Your designs will keep you in
the competition, and you may

leave the runway.

Okay, designers, let's
bring out your models.

So Austin, why don't you
tell us about your look?

I thought that the sort of
combination of pink and gray

was very classic Piggy.

Georgina, what are your thoughts?

I mean, the dress is very--
you know, it's beautifully

constructed.

However, I do think the choice
of gray and pink perhaps was

just not quite the right pink.

It's not reading very happy
right now, and I think when you

think of miss Piggy, you think of happy.

Something that I do in my
profession quite a bit as a

costume designer and a stylist
is that we need to really

consider a woman's silhouette
versus a model's silhouette.

The bows are really gonna
accentuate those hips in

probably a way that they
don't need to be accentuated.

Austin, I think that the
shape of your dress is really

but something in the combination
of the gray and the way that

it's constructed is throwing off my eye.

Miss Piggy, would you like to
share your thoughts on Austin's

ummmm...Where to start but the bows?

The bows.

I'm not really sure if it's--
it's a--if it's a functional

I mean, can you hula hoop in that?

Well, actually, I think the
bows would probably keep the

hula hoop up, to be honest.

Oh. Well, that's a good thought.

Rami.

Tell us about your cocktail

when I went into mood, I
instantly gravitated towards

this polka-dot organza
because it just was festive.

And I noticed that she moves
a lot, so I felt like the

flounces would flutter and
sort of--around her almost like

petals of a rose.

And this is what I came up with.

I felt like this was my inspiration.

This could be a difficult dress
for the average woman to wear.

Yeah, but I'm not average.

Exactly.

You went for it, and I'm
really pleased that you went for

it, because I think this is a
real opportunity to have a lot

of fun, and this dress is fun.

It walked out, and it made me
smile, and it had a little wink

my only criticisms would be if
you're using a polka dot, it's

hard when you've got seams down
the front 'cause that throws the

eye a bit.

Right, right.

But good job.

Thank you so much.

I agree.

I think you had a lot of fun
with it--it's a really great

little fun dress.

Gives me, like, parisian hog couture.

I really think that it's
almost like-- excuse me?

Parisian hog couture.

I think it's perfect.

That's a dig, isn't it?

It was not a dig.

Why would I dig at
someone so lovely as you?

Be careful.

What do you think, miss

well, I have to say that this
is the most garish, outlandish,

ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

I love it!

I love it, yes!

Gordana, tell us about
your cocktail dress.

First of all, I have to say
that miss Piggy, she has made

my--my children
very happy.

And when I was thinking
about designing dress for her,

I wanted to create that
happiness that she has brought.

I think it's a really pretty

I'm just a little concerned that
she's premiering a huge film,

and it may be a little
understated or sophisticated.

To my mind, you made a
very pretty cocktail dress

but then dressed it up with
the gloves for miss Piggy.

And I think, to me, that's where
the dress doesn't--it doesn't

quite fit.

It is a fine, fine dress.

I don't know if it's moi.

That's all.

Michael, tell us about your

I was so excited when I heard
it was you, miss Piggy, who we

were designing a cocktail dress for.

So I still wanted to keep
her fresh, you know, looking

amazing, fashion-forward,
because she is a style icon.

You took the project in a
slightly different direction,

maybe a more sophisticated
direction, but I do think it

still works.

Can we see her do a little turn?

Yeah, I like the zipper in the back.

I thought that was a nice

very good job.

You know, I love the black
glove and the black hat, but

because miss Piggy loves pink
so much, I would even consider

maybe going pink for her.

I love that dress.

It looks like a present.

Oh, thank you.

Yes, um, a present for kermie.

Awww.

So mila, tell us about your
cocktail dress for miss Piggy.

When I heard some of the
caliber of designers that she

was wearing, I decided to go in
a more hollywood "it" girl kind

of streamlined direction.

Where in your dress, like, does
the flamboyant aspect come in?

Well, you know, I do struggle
with the "flamboyant" adjective

because that's not really
true to my point of view as a

designer.

I think, you know, when
you're designing for the red

carpet, color photographs
better, and it gets picked up by

more magazines.

So stylists-- correct
me if I'm wrong--

will normally go for color
because girls will get more

photographic images that way.

You have such great
linearity, and, like, the idea

of graphism in your
designs is really great.

But you could've had a lot of
fun with color on this one, and

I'm sad that we didn't
get to see that from you.

I love that it's retro.

Um, it just doesn't scream

does not scream miss Piggy.

No.

It whispers it.

Kenley.

Okay, well, I wanted to make
her demand attention when she

walked into a room.

I wanted it to say, "this
movie's gonna be fun.

I'm in it.

I'm fabulous."

The color was great.

I think it popped, and it made me smile.

I am a little concerned with
the construction of the top.

How is it constructed?

Um, it's with boning, and the
fabric is upholstery fabric,

so it's super-thick.

So even without boning,
it'd probably hold.

To our eyes--I mean, to me,
anyway--it looks like it's stuck

down.

And I think that would make
someone feel uncomfortable when

they're looking at someone
about to just about fall out.

But I think overall she
would look great in it.

I also think it's cute.

It's whimsical.

I love the idea of using kind
of a modern-day giraffe print

that's in that pink that kind
of takes everyday leopard into a

very modern twist.

I think the hat is great.

When you're dressing stars, you
need to take into consideration

things that they're sensitive
about, like their ears.

And I think that hat
would be perfect for her.

What about my ears?

You may have a little sensitivity
with your ears, I heard.

You wear hats.

Yes, I do, I do.

But not to hide my ears.

I do love the hat, though.

Oh, fabulous.

Because after a big night out
on the town, I can just go home

and use the hat to
clean my pots and pans.

There you go.

Thank you, designers.

We're gonna have a little moment
to deliberate, and you can leave

the runway.

Well, guys, that was
a pretty fun runway.

Let's talk about our low scores.

So let's start with Austin's

it was flamboyant, I guess you
could say, but not flamboyant in

a classy way.

I imagine that you want to look
classy when you're promoting

this movie.

Well, naturally.

The dress itself seemed a
little, like, '90s gaultier

redux and just not apropos
for mademoiselle here.

I did like how shiny it was.

Almost futuristic.

Futuristic in the way that if
he was designing for pigs in

space, it would've worked.

Yes.

The construction was good,
but was it good in that fabric?

What woman wants to be in tight satin?

And every seam shows,
and every wrinkle shows.

But those bows!

Those bows on the side.

They were very unfortunate.

That's--that's a very
gentle way of putting it.

How about we talk about mila's dress?

This one we were a little
surprised by, right?

It was very retro, but
it was also kind of goth.

It had a little '60s mod
wednesday addams thing going on,

which I don't think is right for

she as a designer was thinking
more of this dress as a

piece in her collection,
rather than thinking about what

the challenge is.

I think, you know, if you're
given a commission, it's your

job as a designer to still keep
your aesthetic but please your

client.

Exactly.

I mean, I'd kind of like to
see you in this goth dress.

It could be fun.

Yes, yes, maybe a
good halloween costume.

I want to hear what you
think about Gordana's dress.

It just kind of sat there for

I kind of wondered,
where's the rest of it?

It had too much gray in it.

It wasn't a happy pink.

It's not gonna flatter your curves.

Ah.

Let's talk about our top scorers.

Kenley's cocktail dress.

I like the shape of the bust,
but I feel like the construction

of it was a little dubious.

I kept feeling like, is it
gonna pop off any second?

I've never worn giraffe print before.

I'm not really sure what it says.

Leopard print I understand.

You know, a leopard's fierce.

A giraffe--what
is a giraffe?

And a pink giraffe.

And a pink giraffe at that.

This was a very fun dress.

It definitely says, "hello!

Look at me!"

And you like that.

Well, of course.

I love the fact that he chose
just a whimsical, beautiful

polka-dot pattern.

I could see you having, you
know, a great time on the red

carpet and just being
beautiful and fantastic.

You know, I thought, given
any other project, we would've

been like, "what is that?"

Totally.

But in this context, I
think he did a great job.

So let's talk about Michael's

you can imagine a million
girls loving that dress, and

including you.

I think, you know, where he let
himself down was in the styling.

And I think, you know,
where Rami really pushed the

boundaries, Michael
perhaps fell a little.

Well, I definitely agree.

I don't think black is for miss Piggy.

Yeah, I don't normally wear leather.

I just wonder how you think
that little hat, that top hat

would actually work with
your silhouette and your

gorgeous ears, and how--if
you would feel comfortable with

that, or if it would
accentuate it in the wrong way.

Eric--eric, can
you come here?

Yes, Piggy?

I-I just want to, uh, button
that button on your shirt.

Hi-yah!

Cut that out, will ya?

Stop it with all the pig remarks.

And my ears are just
fine, thank you very much.

They are fine.

I just want to help you accentuate them.

Are we all in agreement?

I think so.

Okay, let's bring the designers back in.

So one of you has the highest
score and wins this week's challenge...

one of you has the lowest and
will be leaving us tonight.

Designers, miss Piggy, eric,
georgina, and I are all really

impressed with your designs.

There's a lot of humor and
style in all of your work.

Kenley, you're safe.

You can leave the runway.

Rami, Michael, you have the
highest scores, which means

miss Piggy will be wearing one
of your designs to promote her

movie the muppets.

Name the winning designer?

I would be honored.

The winning designer... Is
someone who made a fabulous

dress for a fabulous model.

And that someone is...

wait for it...

that someone...

Is Michael.

Yes!

Congratulations, Michael.

Yeah!

Awesome.

Thank you, miss Piggy.

Do you have a date?

Yes, I do.

But thank you for asking.

I am so flattered.

Maybe if you were a little
bit shorter and green.

Michael, you can leave the runway.

This was so exciting.

I wasn't thinking about who's
gonna hate me or--or what's

gonna happen.

I was just blown away.

Congratulations!

Rami, it was a very tough
competition, and we loved your

dress, too.

Thank you so much.

Congratulations.

You're safe.

You can leave the runway.

Pleasure meeting you.

Austin.

Thank you.

Thank you, Austin.

Mila, Gordana, you're both
great designers, but only one of

you can stay.

Gordana.

You made a really pretty dress.

And that's exactly the problem.

You didn't push the envelope.

Miss Piggy is always someone
who stands out in a crowd.

Mila.

We appreciate you being true
to your design point of view,

but this challenge was all
about celebrating your client.

And your dress was just not

which means, I'm sorry to
say, Gordana, but you're out.

Mila, thank you.

We will see you next week.

Gordana, thank you for
being part of all stars.

No, thank you for this opportunity.

This is a great honor to be here.

We wish you lots of luck.

Thank you again.

So nice to meet you.

You really are an all-star,

remember that.

Bye.

It's like every time I get
into these challenges, it's just

something unleashes in you, and
you just want to push farther.

So I'm looking forward to going
back home and--and unleashing

it.

Sweetie, are you all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

The one thing that I want to say
to--to people, especially women

in my age who have given up
their lives, you know, to raise

their families, to send
their children to college--

it's never too late to follow
your own dream, whatever it

might be.

Next on Project Runway: All Stars...

Please welcome Diane Von Furstenberg.

You only have six hours.

This is the fastest challenge
in project runway history.

The whole entire room is stressing.

I'm just sewing.

Sewing and running.

What the [Bleep] am I
gonna make in six hours?

Please welcome australian
supermodel Miranda Kerr.

Hi, guys.

It's just all over the place.

There was no passion in this dress.

It's just not flattering.

You know you've missed.

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