Priklyucheniya kapitana Vrungelya (1976–1979): Season 1, Episode 13 - Episode #1.13 - full transcript
The Adventures of Captain Wrongel
Based on A. Nekrasov's Novel of the Same Name
Thirteenth Episode
- I will soak you,
grind into powder,
fry you over low heat.
However, I will come up with something even worse for you...
I will kick you out
and you will have to
become honest people again.
- Not that...
Anything but that, Boss!
- Not that! Not that! Anything but that, Boss!
Va bene...
- Then remember,
you are above the law.
Only follow my instructions.
Go now.
- Attention! Attention! Breaking news!
- Round the world sailing regatta has come to it's last stage!
- Out of thirty yachts, only seven could stand all the obstacles of unprecedented races,
and are now approaching finish line.
- This is truly the great seven!
- The last phase has just started
The "Black Cuttlefish", the best yacht of the Enlandian club, is currently going ahead of everyone
- The bets on it are suddenly rising.
Leading on the previous phase, the "Con" yacht is delaying on the start of the final phase
due to absence of captain Wrongel and sailor Fuchs.
- Judging by how quickly the bets on it dropped, it seems like nobody believes in the "Con"'s victory anymore.
- If it isn't Lom!
Lom! Ha-ha-ha!
- Christopher Bonifatyevich!
- Lommy!
- Oh, Fuchs, dear! Where have you been?
- And where have you been?
- Pull up the mainsail!
Fix the fore!
Shift to the right!
Great, very good.
Oh-oh, what do we do...
Get some champagne out of the hold!
- What do you mean champagne?
- I said, get some champagne!
- Yes, sir, champagne!
- Hello, hello, Boss. Hello, hello, boss. Do you hear us?
Hello, hello, Boss. Hello, do you hear us?
- I think he don't!
- Shut up! Hello, boss.
Here's our coordinates...
- I'm not interested about your coordinates.
Remember:
the "Con" is outrunning the regatta
and the finish is soon.
The goods should not be returned.
So I allow you to use the plan
under the codename
"Eldorado".
Act!
- Let's do it all at once!
- But what is that? The situation on the finish has suddenly changed!
What happened to the "Con"? Where did it come from?
- Just an hour ago, it was hopelessly lagging behind the seven yachts
but now, not only did the "Con" catched up with the leaders, but also outrunned them, as if it has wings instead of sails!
- No, it is not going, it flies like a wave!
- It seems like captain Wrongel has set a jet engine!
- But it is against the rules...
- Wait, that is not a jet engine, it is champagne!
But how nimbly it is used!
- No regatta have ever seen such trickery!
Bravo! Bravo, captain Wrongel!
"Finish"
- Boss...
All is lost!
- They got away from us!
- What do we do, Boss?
- Va bene...
- Drop everything and go to the yacht club.
Got it?
"Yacht club"
- Is the dear lord Mr. president aware
that while the round the world regatta was starting,
the famous Venus statue stolen from the Royal gallery
was bringed on the "Con"?
- Wait a minute, gentlemen!
Yes, yes, it really was so.
Fuchs, who we appointed as a sailor in this city,
bringed the Venus statue stolen by him in a contrabass case to the yacht.
I haven't finished yet!
Fuchs did it because he was blackmailed by the speaker of the yacht club
who, at the same time, is a boss of a gang of gangsters.
Just look at it, even now they're trying to steal it from us!
- But where is the Venus statue now?
- Where it belongs,
in the royal museum.
Here's a notice
that the postal parcel is delivered to it's destination.
- A delivery for the chief-constable.
Sign here, sir.
- Yes, sails do need a rest
just like the sea needs one after a storm.
And to be fair I'm quite tired myself
despite my great experience.
And my tale
finishes it's true truthful milestone.
And no matter how hard it is to believe, my friends,
it just happens so in life.
And no matter how hard it is to believe, my friends,
it just happens so in life.
- I have become quite a great sailor, brothers!
And trust me, not from boredom so!
The sea scores me an A+
in Wrongel's science!
I could be a captain.
They know me at the fleet.
And no matter who doesn't believe us, my friends,
anything happens in life.
And no matter who doesn't believe us, my friends,
anything happens in life.
- I'm the old Fuchs, I've got in trouble!
Despite living more peacefully than a mice.
And only by a miracle
I've got away with my skin whole!
But now we must leave you,
the finale separates us.
We can't believe it ourselves,
but it just happens so in life!
We can't believe it ourselves,
but it just happens so in life!
- But it just happens so in life, doesn't it, my friends?
End of the Film
Based on A. Nekrasov's Novel of the Same Name
Thirteenth Episode
- I will soak you,
grind into powder,
fry you over low heat.
However, I will come up with something even worse for you...
I will kick you out
and you will have to
become honest people again.
- Not that...
Anything but that, Boss!
- Not that! Not that! Anything but that, Boss!
Va bene...
- Then remember,
you are above the law.
Only follow my instructions.
Go now.
- Attention! Attention! Breaking news!
- Round the world sailing regatta has come to it's last stage!
- Out of thirty yachts, only seven could stand all the obstacles of unprecedented races,
and are now approaching finish line.
- This is truly the great seven!
- The last phase has just started
The "Black Cuttlefish", the best yacht of the Enlandian club, is currently going ahead of everyone
- The bets on it are suddenly rising.
Leading on the previous phase, the "Con" yacht is delaying on the start of the final phase
due to absence of captain Wrongel and sailor Fuchs.
- Judging by how quickly the bets on it dropped, it seems like nobody believes in the "Con"'s victory anymore.
- If it isn't Lom!
Lom! Ha-ha-ha!
- Christopher Bonifatyevich!
- Lommy!
- Oh, Fuchs, dear! Where have you been?
- And where have you been?
- Pull up the mainsail!
Fix the fore!
Shift to the right!
Great, very good.
Oh-oh, what do we do...
Get some champagne out of the hold!
- What do you mean champagne?
- I said, get some champagne!
- Yes, sir, champagne!
- Hello, hello, Boss. Hello, hello, boss. Do you hear us?
Hello, hello, Boss. Hello, do you hear us?
- I think he don't!
- Shut up! Hello, boss.
Here's our coordinates...
- I'm not interested about your coordinates.
Remember:
the "Con" is outrunning the regatta
and the finish is soon.
The goods should not be returned.
So I allow you to use the plan
under the codename
"Eldorado".
Act!
- Let's do it all at once!
- But what is that? The situation on the finish has suddenly changed!
What happened to the "Con"? Where did it come from?
- Just an hour ago, it was hopelessly lagging behind the seven yachts
but now, not only did the "Con" catched up with the leaders, but also outrunned them, as if it has wings instead of sails!
- No, it is not going, it flies like a wave!
- It seems like captain Wrongel has set a jet engine!
- But it is against the rules...
- Wait, that is not a jet engine, it is champagne!
But how nimbly it is used!
- No regatta have ever seen such trickery!
Bravo! Bravo, captain Wrongel!
"Finish"
- Boss...
All is lost!
- They got away from us!
- What do we do, Boss?
- Va bene...
- Drop everything and go to the yacht club.
Got it?
"Yacht club"
- Is the dear lord Mr. president aware
that while the round the world regatta was starting,
the famous Venus statue stolen from the Royal gallery
was bringed on the "Con"?
- Wait a minute, gentlemen!
Yes, yes, it really was so.
Fuchs, who we appointed as a sailor in this city,
bringed the Venus statue stolen by him in a contrabass case to the yacht.
I haven't finished yet!
Fuchs did it because he was blackmailed by the speaker of the yacht club
who, at the same time, is a boss of a gang of gangsters.
Just look at it, even now they're trying to steal it from us!
- But where is the Venus statue now?
- Where it belongs,
in the royal museum.
Here's a notice
that the postal parcel is delivered to it's destination.
- A delivery for the chief-constable.
Sign here, sir.
- Yes, sails do need a rest
just like the sea needs one after a storm.
And to be fair I'm quite tired myself
despite my great experience.
And my tale
finishes it's true truthful milestone.
And no matter how hard it is to believe, my friends,
it just happens so in life.
And no matter how hard it is to believe, my friends,
it just happens so in life.
- I have become quite a great sailor, brothers!
And trust me, not from boredom so!
The sea scores me an A+
in Wrongel's science!
I could be a captain.
They know me at the fleet.
And no matter who doesn't believe us, my friends,
anything happens in life.
And no matter who doesn't believe us, my friends,
anything happens in life.
- I'm the old Fuchs, I've got in trouble!
Despite living more peacefully than a mice.
And only by a miracle
I've got away with my skin whole!
But now we must leave you,
the finale separates us.
We can't believe it ourselves,
but it just happens so in life!
We can't believe it ourselves,
but it just happens so in life!
- But it just happens so in life, doesn't it, my friends?
End of the Film