Pretty Little Liars (2010–2017): Season 2, Episode 18 - A Kiss Before Lying - full transcript

After speaking to her friends about Caleb, Hanna feels they are giving her the cold shoulder; Emily hopes to re-introduce Maya to her mother.

NARRATOR:
Previously on Pretty Little Liars:

ASHLEY: The bank loan came through.
- ln a lasagna box?

This is our lifeline.
And I will pay it all back.

If the bank finds out
about your unauthorized loan...

- ...that's, like, a felony.
- Only if they find out.

You're not the only one who's got stuff
they wanna keep.

You busy next Friday?

Jenna, no, wait. Don't hang up.
Damn it!

Stop working on these videos.
They're dangerous.

Especially since the people we're talking
about are in this town watching me.

What are you-- ? Hanna.



You are out of the phone tap
business.

Ezra. Meet me tonight at 8.

If you come, it means
that there's still a chance for us.

- I hooked up with someone.
- You said it was over, right?

It looks like he won't take no
for an answer.

Training a horse is an art.
You have to work with the animal...

...taking all the fight out of it
until it truly is broken.

That's how you're gonna feel
when I'm through.

- We're moving back to Rosewood.
- We.

Me, lsabel, Kate.

Kate's going to be in Rosewood?

What do you mean
she destroyed the flash drive?

I kept a copy of the files.
I'll keep working on them...

...if we keep it a secret from Hanna.



MAN 1 [ON VlDEO]: Check this out.
MAN 2 [ON VlDEO]: What is it?

MAN 1:
It's just some old box. That's weird.

- Turn the volume up.
- Make the view full screen.

Maybe make it lighter.
The picture seems really dark.

All right, that's it.
I've officially stopped taking requests.

Can you guys,
like, back up a little bit?

- We're not even standing that close.
- Really?

Then how do I know
that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

MAN 1: Once you're a member of the club,
you're always a member.

Um, haven't we already seen this before?

CALEB:
Uh, yeah. But look here.

ARlA:
That's the box Jason gave me of Ali's.

I still can't see what's inside of it.

Well, just give me a second.

[CELL PHONE RlNGS]

EMlLY:
It's Hanna.

Um, we may be able to get a clear shot
if l--

[CELL PHONE RlNGS]

It's Hanna.

If I play it out frame by frame--

[CELL PHONE RlNGS]

[ARlA SlGHS]

Uh, I can maybe blow up the image,
but then--

[CELL PHONE RlNGS]

Guess we know who's low man
on the totem pole.

Yeah, I can't take this anymore.

Hey, Hanna.

Hey, Spencer. What are you up to?

SPENCER: Not much.
- Oh, well, great.

Do you wanna watch a movie?

Uh...

HANNA: Oh, come on, I'll even watch
one of those artsy foreign ones you like...

...where all they do
is stare out windows.

Sorry, Hanna, I really can't right now.
I'm just with my family and--

ARlA [OVER PHONE]: Emily!
SPENCER [WHlSPERS]: You guys, shut up.

Sorry, Hanna, I really have to go.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. I get it.

Say hi to your family for me.

You're kidding me.

- I'm sorry, she was--
- Sorry.

Hey.

Ladies.

Is that a driver's license?

Yeah.

EMlLY:
Is that Melissa?

I don't know. It could be Jenna.
It's kind of hard to tell.

Hold on.

It's Ali.

But Ali already had a fake lD.

And it definitely wasn't this one.

Why would she need an lD
that didn't look like her?

God, it's so weird
seeing Ali with dark hair.

I can't even look at that anymore.

Sorry, guys, I gotta go...

...I'm meeting up with Maya.
But I'll see you tomorrow?

- Bye, Em.
- Bye.

Wait, do you have to go too?

I was hoping
that you could sleep over.

I thought maybe
we could both use the company.

I'd like that,
but I made plans with Holden.

Oh. I thought you were only gonna
hang out with him so you could see Ezra.

Oh, I was but...

I don't know,
we started to become friends.

So have you heard from Ezra?

No, I haven't.

I just--
I can't believe that he never showed up.

And he never called you.

Yeah.

How about you?
Have you talked to Toby?

No.

I didn't see his truck outside.

No. I drove it back over
to his parents' house.

I just, you know,
sat in it for a while, and, um...

And I listened to the radio.

[SOBBlNG]

I'm so sorry.

I don't know how you're holding it
together.

Believe me,
I'm not as put together as I seem.

Okay.

You have to tell me the truth.

I feel like I'm the reason
that we're lying to Hanna.

Did I push us into doing this?

No, of course not.

There are just certain situations
where you have to lie to your friends.

Even if you hate doing it.

Yeah.

EZRA:
You okay?

ARlA:
Yeah. I just--

I don't know.

Well, you seem kind of distracted.

I am.

Look, lying to my parents
was one thing...

...but lying to my friends is...
It's really hard.

- I'm not asking you to lie to your friends.
- It's not my friends that I don't trust.

It's the other people.

I've been burned before.

I thought you said
your mom was warming to the idea...

...of us being a couple.

She's thawing.

[EZRA CHUCKLES]

And your dad?

How fast do glaciers melt?

Not very.

That's why they call it the lce Age.

- Well, you know what that means.
- Hmm.

It just means
we have to generate more heat.

ASHLEY:
So are your friends coming over?

No. I told you, they're being annoying.

What does that mean?

Never mind. It's not a big deal.

Okay. Can we talk
about the elephant in the room?

Kate isn't an elephant.

She's a snake,
and she's going to my school.

Mom, my life is completely ruined.

It's not ruined,
it's just gonna be an adjustment.

No, the only thing she's adjusting
are her plans to take me down.

I spoke to your dad...

...and he said he made it clear to Kate
there would be serious consequences...

- ... if there was--
- Please, she's not gonna listen to him.

Look, Hanna...

... I'm not exactly looking forward to
running into lsabel at the supermarket...

...but if we don't take the high road...

...we're gonna be the ones
who end up looking like trash.

So just promise me
that you will do everything you can...

...to make Kate feel
welcome tomorrow.

Fine.

Promise.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

How was the movie?

- Pretty good.
- Great.

You guys,
can you hang tight for just a sec?

- I gotta get some cash out of the ATM.
- Okay.

I am so sorry.

You sure know
how to make a guy sweat.

No, I know. We tried to take
this shortcut, and then we ended up--

Don't worry about it.

Okay, so...

Dinner.

You had the pasta with pesto
and I had linguini with meat sauce.

Okay, great. Um, did we get any sides?

Your dad's not gonna ask
if we ordered sides.

Trust me, he will. My mom has got him
on this low-cholesterol diet.

He's living vicariously
through everyone else's meals.

Okay, then, um...

- Garlic bread?
- Sure.

With extra butter.

- So are we still on for tomorrow?
- Yeah, sure.

What?

I just realized this will be the third time
we've gone out this week.

- What are people gonna think?
- Let's keep them guessing.

So...

...what did you guys have for dinner?

So, what'd you guys do last night?

Oh, we studied for a chem test.

We went to Spencer's for help.

So today is doomsday, huh?

Why? Did you see her?

Han, maybe Kate wants to start fresh.

The last time I gave her
the benefit of the doubt...

...I ended up blowing chunks
on my chunky heels.

- Oh, my God, is that her?
- What?

- Never mind.
- Hanna, come on, you need to relax.

I would be if you were doing a better job
keeping a lookout.

I never got a good look at Kate
to begin with.

The only time I've ever seen her
was across a crowded church.

What is hanging out under your
sweater? Is that a dude's undershirt?

Maybe.

It's Toby's.

You guy-- Do not look at me...

...Iike I'm one of those dogs
with wheels for legs, okay?

- Em, when is your mom coming?
- Tomorrow. I'm really excited.

KATE:
Hanna?

HANNA:
Kate.

Welcome to Rosewood High.

Thanks.

Hi. I'm Kate.

We haven't officially met yet.

Hey. I'm Aria.

- Emily.
- Spencer.

So I got my schedule...

...and first period,
I have history with Mr. Barocas.

Oh, yeah, Mr. Barocas.
He's easy, everybody likes him.

Um, I can show you where it is.

I'm actually in that class too.

Yeah, Kate, um,
have we actually met before?

You're right.

We have. At the wedding.

It's nice to have met you all.

Bye.

Thanks for doing this.

I wouldn't blame you if you decided
to make me fend for myself.

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

Yeah. Don't worry about it.

KATE:
Are you okay?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's just my mom...

...wondering what time I'll be home
for dinner.

Who knows what she needed it for.

She was seeing lan.
Maybe they used it to go out together.

So maybe Ali found a loophole.
Like, a way to fly under A's radar.

\What, by being someone else?

Yeah. The brunette on the lD.

[MEN CHATTERlNG AND LAUGHlNG]

She's sitting on my speaker,
she needs to get up.

Ew. I was never his fan, but I can't look
at him now that he's with Jenna.

He's been going through girls
like they're Kleenex.

Who cares that he's a player?
He's A's new eyes.

It's so frustrating.

He and Jenna
are always just out of reach.

- lf we could just get close enough to--
SPENCER: Wait.

What if Ali wasn't trying to get away?
What if she was trying to get closer?

What do you mean?

By creating an alter ego
so she could get close to investigate.

Maybe even to expose A.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Where's the monster?

- Who?
- Kate.

Oh, she's just at orientation,
and she's being freakishly nice to me.

So why do you look like that?

Do you think that Caleb
still has that video file somewhere?

Because A thinks he does.

What are you talking about?

I got a text saying to call off
my techno boy toy.

A maybe just got their wires crossed.

Yeah. Maybe they're, like,
a step behind or something.

Since when is A ever a step behind?

[SCHOOL BELL RlNGS]

Where are you guys going?

Uh, we have chem.

Um, we'll talk to you later, okay?

Look, Han,
I know it's not great timing.

Where are you going?

To hang out with your family?

- What?
- Spence, I used to be a member.

I know you guys are pissed at me
for destroying the flash drive...

...but you can't just shut me out.

I did this to protect Caleb.

And I would do it for any one of you
if I could.

It feels so weird
watching them all celebrate...

...and not being a part of it.

What can I do? Steal their swimsuits?

No, no, no. Drain the pool.

No, no, no, I got it, I got it.
Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair.

Talk to me.

No. Making them bald would actually
give them an edge on the competition.

- Ha, ha.
- Trust me I've already considered it.

- What?
- I'm kidding. Ha, ha.

But thanks for offering.

[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]

It's my mom.

So she's coming tomorrow?

I've been missing her a lot lately.

Does she still hate me?

She never hated you.

She hated me liking girls...

...but she's fine with that now.

You sure about that?

The last time I saw your mom...

...she was getting me hauled off
to druggie boot camp.

She didn't know that your parents
were gonna send you there.

Besides, she's a completely
different person now.

I'll believe it when I see it.

So you moved here from Baltimore?

Yeah. So I can still go home
on weekends and visit my friends.

That's nice.

Do you have any family in Maine,
by any chance?

No. No, all in Maryland.

SPENCER:
Have you ever been to Maine?

The Northeast Harbor area?

Nope.

[ARlA CLEARS THROAT]

So, Kate, will you be joining any clubs
or sports teams?

Yeah. I was actually thinking of--

Debate.

Orchestra.

Sorry, I just, um, thought
I must have seen you at a debate.

[CHUCKLES]

Are you sure
that we haven't met before?

Pretty sure.

I'm gonna head to class early
and introduce myself to the teacher.

I will see you all soon.

ALL:
Bye.

What are you doing?

I know her. I know I know her.
I just don't know where I know her from.

Back off. I'm not gonna let her
complain to my dad...

...that my friends are giving her
the fourth degree.

- It's the third degree.
- Whatever.

Just stop giving her degrees, okay?

PAM:
So did you?

Mom.

God, look how gorgeous you are.

- I feel like I haven't seen you in ages.
- It's only been a couple weeks.

Wait, are you getting taller
or am I getting shorter?

- Shorter. And early.
- No.

- I thought you weren't getting in till later.
- I know, but I wanted to surprise you.

- Chocolate macadamia.
- Yes.

Don't eat it yet. I made
an early reservation at the Grille.

Do you wanna invite the girls?

I think they have plans tonight, but...

Is there someone else
you'd like to invite? Someone special?

Maybe someone new?

In a way.

It's Maya.

We started seeing each other again.

- ls she going to school here?
- No. Radford.

Her family moved to Radford,
so she's going to school there.

Why don't you ask her
if she wants to join us for dinner?

Really?
I knew you weren't crazy about Maya.

There was a lot going on back then.

You know, I feel like
I never gave her a chance...

...and it'd be nice
to have another opportunity.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Hey, come on you guys, let's go.

Hanna, come on.

- Spence, you coming?
- Uh, yeah. I'll see you guys in there.

[KATE SlGHS]

Having trouble?

It'll come to me.

[CHUCKLES]

You know, it's funny.

I can remember every single
locker combination I've ever had.

Going all the way back
to middle school.

Impressive. Heh.
But ultimately useless.

But that's why I knew
I'd eventually get it.

Shekomeko Horse Ranch,
summer of 2006.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

My sister Melissa was a junior counselor
that year, and you were in her bunk.

Fine.

You win.

We went to camp together.

And yes, I'm her.
I'm exactly who you think I am.

So, what is it gonna take?

What do you mean?

For you to keep this to yourself.

Do you want money?

I'm not gonna tell anyone.

But just so you know...

...Melissa sent me a bunk photo
that year.

So if you being nice to Hanna
is an act...

...you'd better keep it up.

Why are you giving me a break?

Because judging from the way
you treated Hanna...

...everybody is gonna see how ugly
you are without any help from me.

MAYA: Thanks.
NOEL: Ha, ha. All right.

MAYA: Right.
- Then you just gotta stretch that open.

Any trouble with the app,
give me a call.

- I put my digits in there.
- Cool. Thanks.

- Emily.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hi, Maya. It's great to see you.

You look beautiful.

You know what they say
about clean living, heh.

- Whatever you're doing, it's working.
- Thanks.

I'm just gonna let her know
that we're ready, okay?

So when did Noel
become your phone repair guy?

Oh, he saw me struggling
and offered to help.

He's really sweet.

No, he's not.

But his smile takes up half his face,
so I can see how you could be confused.

All right, ladies,
I think our table's ready.

Nice work, Pam. You say jump
and they say how high, huh?

[SlGHS]

[ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG
OVER SPEAKERS]

Okay. So my dad said
that he'd pick us up at 11.

Wanna meet back here at a quarter to?

- Sounds good.
- Great.

Well, have a good night.

- You too.
- Thanks.

Actually, my plans kind of got canceled.
I was gonna wait here till you got back.

You're kidding.

No, it's fine, really.
I brought magazines and--

- I didn't wanna bail on you.
- I didn't wanna bail on you.

My plans got canceled too.

Seriously?

- Ha, ha. Why didn't you tell me?
- I don't know. Why didn't you tell me?

Because I didn't wanna ruin
your night.

Same here.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Okay, well, should I call my dad
and have him pick us up early?

Look, seeing as we were both
gonna kill time here anyway...

...you wanna order a large to split?

I don't know. I'm not really--

I'll even get half plain,
half green peppers.

Your favorite, right?

I cannot believe
that you actually remember that.

You know what else I remember?

You, uh, used to be
kind of a mean player.

You still got the chops?

- I kind of just wanted to sit and read.
- Oh.

So you don't?

Okay, let's go. You're on.

You're dead, by the way.

EMlLY: So, Mom, Maya joined
the jazz band at her new school...

- ...and they're really good.
PAM: Wonderful.

Thank you.

Actually, when I was in college...

... I had a huge poster
of Miles Davis right over my bed.

I worshipped that man.

Really? That's surprising.

What kind of music would you think
I would have been listening to?

MAYA:
Oh, I don't know.

Classical music, I guess.
Something very sophisticated.

Well, I think jazz is sophisticated, so...

Oh, me too. But, you know,
jazz musicians are also known for:

[lNHALES]

[CHUCKLES]

So, uh, Maya, do you enjoy the people
that you're playing with in your jazz band?

Yeah. They're great.

[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]

Ugh. Sorry about that.
It's just my stalker.

Excuse me?

Oh, nothing. I'm just kidding, heh.

I dated this guy at True North...

...and he's having trouble accepting
it's over.

But it's cool. Everything's fine.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

MAYA:
Mm. Mm-hm.

[BEEPS]

What'd you pick?

Ooh, The Notebook.

Um, actually trying to wean myself
off of that one.

Right.
No, we don't have to watch that one.

You know what? No, let's watch it.

I'm just really glad
that you came over.

So I'm not in the doghouse
with you guys anymore?

- No. You never were.
- Well, good.

Because I really don't need to stress out
about that on top of all this Kate crap.

Hanna, I really don't think
that you need to worry about Kate.

She's been nothing but nice to you.

Oh, yeah, but it's a trap.

Remember in bio,
we learned about those animals...

...that change their appearance
to look harmless?

They lull their prey into a false sense
of security then just bite their heads off.

That's Kate.

Hanna,
do not lose sleep over this girl.

No, it's those fish.

What are they called?

- Fangblennies.
- Yes.

Kate is a fangblenny.

No.

She's a Boil N' Baggie.

No, I don't remember that one.
Is that like a blowfish?

I am showing you this to prove
that you have nothing to worry about.

- Did you hear me?
- Okay, what are those?

They're bug bites.

God, it looks like something laid eggs
on her face and then exploded.

Ugh. I want more.

Melissa said everyone felt sorry for her
for, like, a minute.

She was the one with the skin condition
but treated everyone else like lepers.

What's this?

Um, it's an lD.

How'd you get it?

Caleb came over
after you destroyed the flash drive...

...and he offered to help us
as long as we kept it a secret.

From me?

I'm so sorry, Hanna.

- Please, let me explain to you--
- No.

- Don't even try to apologize.
- No, come on.

- Stay and talk to me.
- I'm such an idiot.

This whole time, I'm worried about Kate
backstabbing me.

- I didn't realize you were holding a knife.
- Hanna.

Hanna!

I'll be right back.
Would either of you two like some dessert?

MAYA: Maybe. Is there a menu?
EMlLY: No. We're fine.

Okay.

Um, I'm gonna go find our waiter
and get the bill.

What the hell was that?

I thought we could get a brownie
to split.

Stop. Why were you acting like that?

You're the one who's been
freezing me out for the last 30 minutes.

Because you completely torpedoed
dinner.

- How do you see that?
- You kept making jokes about weed.

I made one joke and--

Every time I tried to change the subject,
you brought it back to True North.

I asked you to start over
with my mom.

And that's what I was doing.

I was trying to be honest.

Being honest is fine.
You were trying to get a rise out of her.

Why else would you bring up
dating that guy?

I finally got my mom to come on board
with me dating girls...

...and you bring that up?

It's confusing for her.

Is the fact that I dated a guy
confusing for your mom...

...or for you?

PAM:
All right, we're all set.

SHAFFER:
I'm glad you could join us.

It's-- Thank you for inviting me.
It's an honor.

No. It's a bunch of boring old farts
discussing dead authors.

But it's nice to have some young blood
in the mix.

I'll admit, I have an ulterior motive
for dragging you here.

I've recommended you
for an associate dean's position...

...at the new Hollis satellite school.

I don't know what to say. I had no idea.
It's an honor.

If the board approves,
and I can't see why they wouldn't...

...you would need to be in Louisiana
by the beginning of the month.

I assumed that the extension program
was in Philadelphia.

No, it's in New Orleans.

We're participating in a grant program
set up to revitalize the city.

Well, I think I'll need a few days
to think about it.

Ezra, I'll be candid...

...you weren't on the shortlist
for this position.

It's only because Byron Montgomery
insisted you were perfect for the job...

...that I even considered it.

[CHUCKLES]

I don't get it.

You knew how long it took me
to trust you again.

Why would you ruin that?

- I didn't think you'd find out.
- Wow.

- Wrong answer.
- No, just let me finish, okay?

I didn't think you'd find out until I solved
whatever you were trying to solve.

I don't need that.

I needed you
not to go behind my back.

I know you were trying to protect me,
but I was worried about you.

You're not the only one
I'm trying to protect, Caleb.

The last year was really bad
for me and my mom.

What do you mean?

No one really even knew...

...because I was still wearing the same
clothes and driving the same car...

... but we were totally broke.

What's broke?

It might mean something different
for you than it does for me.

We almost lost our house.

My mom got money from the bank
to tide us over.

- Do you still need-- ?
- No.

That's not why I'm telling you.

My mom didn't borrow money
from the bank.

She stole it.

I've never told anyone that.

Not even my friends.

Thank you for trusting me.

I promise I won't tell anybody.

But someone else knows.

And they're holding it over me.

Who?

Who?

Is it Jenna?

I don't know who it is.

But it's their phone
that you're working on.

ARlA:
Yeah!

[CHEERlNG]

Winning really brings out the nerd
in you, huh?

Okay, I'm gonna ignore all your hostility
right now...

...because I know it comes from a place
of shame.

How about some soda?

That's cool. I got it.

So, what happened
to that theater guy?

Uh, he couldn't make it tonight.

How long have you two been, uh-- ?

- We don't need to talk about that. Rematch?
- Mm-hm.

Gonna massacre you again.

Yes!

- What were you doing?
- Just knocking on the door.

Who were you looking for?

Jenna.

- You seen her?
- No. Not for a while.

- What do you wanna see her about?
- That's between me and her.

Well, If you're looking to get
your old job back, it's too late.

- She found someone else.
- No.

I came by to tell her to stop threatening
Hanna and her friends.

You better be a lot scarier than that
if you want Jenna to take you seriously.

- I'm gonna go now.
- Yeah, you do that.

[TlRES SCREECH]

Don't slam the door in my face.

I wasn't going to.

Look, what I did,
it wasn't an act of betrayal.

It was an act of desperation.

We've all been desperate, all right?
That's not an excuse.

Okay, I know.

It's just that A has taken everything
from me.

Please, I can't lose you too.

You haven't.

So my dad just texted
and he's almost here.

MAN:
Sorry, man.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

- What is that that from?
- Oh, it's nothing. I play touch football.

Uh, so does my brother and I've never
seen a bruise like that on him before.

Please don't say anything.

- Holden, that's a serious bruise.
- Promise me you won't say anything.

I was so stupid.

I thought if we could use the phone
to nail A once and for all...

...it'd be worth the risk.

Makes sense.

I don't know.

I mean, we got nothing from the lD.
It was a complete dead end.

I'm not so sure.

I didn't tell you this earlier
because I was mad...

...but I've seen Ali
with dark hair before.

You have?

Yeah. About two years ago.

Vivian, listen to me. It's fierce.

Can you please get Ms. Darkbloom
a cup of coffee?

Hmm.

It's your first time here,
isn't it, honey?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Do you want cream or sugar, Vivian?

ALlSON:
No, thanks. I don't like it sweet.

HANNA:
Ali?

Hanna? What are you doing here?

My mom made me an appointment.

I didn't know you came here.

Your hair looks great.

I didn't even recognize you.

Just trying something new.
Testing the waters.

Here's the thing.

I'm pretending to be someone else,
so play along.

Okay.

But why?

Because I'm bored.

I do it a lot.

You should try it sometime.

I mean, aren't you just sick and tired
of being you?

I guess I never told you guys before...

...because I thought it was just
typical Ali weirdness.

What is it?

It's the name on the lD.
Vivian Darkbloom.

It's gotta be.

Now, if we can only find out
where she used it...

...maybe we can figure out why.

Vivian Darkbloom gets
over 300,000 hits.

Is that good or bad?

Vivian Darkbloom is a pseudonym
for Vladimir Nabokov.

It's an anagram of his name.

Speak English. There were, like,
10 big words in there I didn't understand.

He's an author. He wrote Lolita.

The book with the heart-shaped glasses
on the cover?

Yeah. How did you know that?

I stole it. From Ali.

What? Why?

HANNA: I didn't really steal it, I borrowed it.
I kept seeing her with it. I was curious.

I know I was supposed to give it back
to her...

...but I never got the chance.

EMlLY:
Hey. Sorry I missed your call.

It's kind of early.

I know.
I wanted to talk before school.

The thing is I do have a problem
with you dating that guy.

But not for the reasons you think.

I have a problem with you dating anyone
but me.

And knowing
you're into guys and girls...

...just doubles the amount of people
I have to compete with.

Trust me, you have no competition.

And you were right.

As much as I'd like to be Zen
about it...

...I'm still mad at your mom
for busting me.

So now what?

Can I show you something?

Heh. I, uh,
started working on this last night.

Can I open my eyes now?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

This is so beautiful.

My way of saying sorry
for ruining dinner.

If the sharks won't let you back
in the water...

...I'll bring the water to you.

I can't believe you would do
all this for me.

I admit I like to live life
in the gray area...

...but the way I feel about you
is crystal clear.

I love you, Emily.

I love you too, Maya.

MAN [OVER PHONE]:
Hello, J & L.

- Hey, you guys are open.
MAN: Yeah.

Um, I just found my claim ticket.

It's a little bit crazy,
it's from a really long time ago.

MAN:
Uh, what's the number?

SPENCER:
Zero, four, two, one.

MAN:
All right, hang on a sec.

Uh, it's a miracle,
but I actually still have it.

When would you like to pick it up,
Ms. Darkbloom?

Hello?

Ms. Darkbloom, are you still there?

- Hello?
- Yes, I'm here.

Thanks, Marin.

Made my day.

What?

- What the hell were you thinking?
- About what?

If that's the high road,
what's the low road?

Did you have a stroke?
You promised you wouldn't say anything.

Hanna, why would you do this?
You're gonna be in trouble.

Can one of you tell me what I did?

I didn't do this. Where would I have
even taken that picture?

It looks like it was taken
in the girls' locker room.

Well, I did not send this to you guys.

Hanna, look,
you didn't just send it to us.

You sent it to everybody
in your address book.

- lf you didn't send this-- ?
- Do we even have to ask?