Pretty Little Liars (2010–2017): Season 2, Episode 13 - The First Secret - full transcript

It's the Halloween before Alison went missing and the friends hope to score an invite to Noel's Halloween party; Jenna challenges Ali for Queen Bee dominance; Aria learns a shocking revelation about Bryon.

This is how I heard the story.

The twins played so nicely
while they waited

for their parents to get home.

But they wouldn't get to
go trick-or-treat that night...

or ever again.

Alison! He's gonna go home and tell his
parents the story and I'm gonna get fired.

Come on, Hanna, he loves it.

Right?

You've been warned.

She lifted the knife
high into the air,

and then plunged it
deep into her sister's chest!



A sick smile
came across her face

as she watched the blood
ooze out of her sister's heart.

And they had no choice
but to send her away

to a home for
the criminally insane.

And that's where she remained

until... yesterday

when she escaped
and vowed return to Rosewood

and stab to death every child who dares
to go trick-or-treating on Halloween!

Aaaah!

♪ Got a secret,
can you keep it ♪

♪ swear this one you'll save. ♪

♪ Better lock it
in your pocket ♪

♪ takin' this one
to the grave. ♪

♪ If I show you then I know you
won't tell what I said. ♪



♪ 'Cause two can keep a secret
if one of them is dead. ♪

So what do you think, Em?
Should Hanna be "Cute Britney"

or "Bald Britney"?

If she wants to be,
Cute Britney.

Aria?

She's not gonna shave her head.

- Spencer, you're worse than my father.
- Sorry.

But I did just procure
nine votes from the debate team.

Wait, that's
a good thing, right?

Yeah. And "procured" means to
obtain with special effort.

And "obtain" means to...

Are you gonna recite
the entire dictionary?

I think that Hanna should be
who she wants to be.

Fine. But you better wear
the tightest skinny pants

you can fit your big butt into.

Ben?

He's all about me going
as a sexy cop for Halloween.

But I'm thinking Indian girl.

What a shame.

All that testosterone
and not a sheep in sight.

Careful, Alison.
I get your jokes,

but someday you might
meet a guy who doesn't.

So am I gonna see you
at my party on Friday?

Um, I didn't know
we were invited.

Your Ali's friends, right?

Come prepared to be scared.

Did we just get invited
to Noel Kahn's Halloween bash?

I'm a little embarrassed
by how excited you girls are.

- It's just a party.
- Ali, it's not just a party.

It's the party.

You're right. And I'm happy
we'll be there together.

We should get ready together.

Spence, you've got the biggest
bedroom. Let's have it there.

- Is that cool?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- Hold up.

I think there's
somebody in there.

Are you just
trying to scare us?

No, I swear, I just
saw someone in the window.

Well, kids go in there
all the time around Halloween.

It's like a rite passage
in this town.

I wish they'd just
tear this place down already.

Every time I walk by here
I get the creeps.

It's just an ugly
old house, Aria.

I can't explain it.
I just...

I feel like something
really bad happened here.

There's nobody in there.

Come on.

Are you moving?

My dad got married again.
They're moving in.

Are you okay with that?

It hasn't been that long
since your mom...

It was a year ago last week.

You said "they."
Does she have any kids?

A daughter.

What's she like?

She gets what she wants.

Damnit!

Noel!

Admit it.
You were scared.

You need to bring that
to Halloween.

- I'll bring a lot more than that.
- Good.

Lady G?

I wasn't gonna dress up
this year,

but I got invited
to some party, so...

Whose party?

Uh, Noel somebody.

Noel Kahn.
I'll be there.

- And I'm going as Lady G.
- Oh.

She's so new, I thought
I was being original.

You still have time
to pick something else.

Hmm. You're right.

Maybe I'll see you there.

I know who you'll be.

And you'll surprise me.

Oh.
I'm Alison.

I know.

I'm Jenna.

♪ ♪

Freak!

You think I'm photogenic?

My grandmother was a sweater model.
I look like her?

Of course, she's old now
and she smells terrible.

But I don't have to see her much
'cause she lives in Georgia.

My turn.

Hmm. It's HD, so...

The image is perfect, right?

I like what I see.

It's perfect, Spence,

it's got humor, heart,
it's inspiring...

I wish I could be there
to hear it.

Wow, Spence, you got
Melissa's stamp of approval.

- Must be a good speech.
- Well, it better be.

My parents are already planning
my victory party.

I guess that's what happens when
you've got a perfect older sister.

No, Alison, that's what happens
when you're a Hastings.

I didn't make the rules.

Besides, Spencer
deserves to win.

- Her agenda is top-notch.
- Thanks, Melissa.

Hmm. It's comforting to know
that Spencer can count on you.

So, Melissa,
did you tell Spence

what we decided on
for Halloween?

Bonnie and Clyde.

Cool.

Oh. Sorry.

He's in a meeting.

Oh. Yeah, I was just
leaving him a note.

Ah. Yes, I forgot
my briefcase again.

Yeah. Mom saw it
in the kitchen.

Oh. Hey, Meredith.
Didn't realize you were here.

I needed a quite place to read.
Hope that's okay.

Sure.

So, um, want to grab
a coffee or something?

I can't. I promised mom
I'd be home for dinner.

Okay.

- Well, see you in class.
- Sure.

Hmm.

What's her story?

Students crash here
all the time.

'Cause you're so cool.

Yeah, 'cause
I'm down with that.

Come on, gimme a break.

He's out there!

He's waiting for us!

He's coming to kill us!
We're gonna die!

Don't answer it!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, is anybody there?

Were you at
the costume shop today?

- Alison?
- Did you send me a text?

No.

Why?
Ali, what's wrong?

Forget it.

I've gotta go.

Everything's fine.

Your mom didn't
do anything wrong,

she did the right thing.

I had a few Martinis
at the grill.

Then she wisely accepted my
offer to drive her home.

So here's your keys.

- Thank you, officer.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm glad I could help.
And it's Darren, by the way.

Okay. I'll take it from here.

- Good night.
- Good night.

I'm sorry, Hanna.

So what? You had too much to drink.
Who cares?

No, not that.

About the mess we're in.

I should have seen it coming.

I'm not gonna let you feel bad
for what dad did to us.

He's the one who should be
rotting in hell.

Okay, stop.
He's still your father.

How bad is the mess we're in?

I will take care of it, honey.

You remember what
I told you, right?

She's pretty ugly.

How ugly is pretty ugly?

Hideous.

And don't even get me started
on her big ass.

Don't forget to buy
your Halloween festival tickets.

If you haven't cast your vote
for sophomore class president,

you have until fifth period
to do so

in the multi-purpose room.

Em, you need to go talk to Ben.

- What's going on?
- He's been telling all of his guy friends

that you guys had sex
last weekend.

What?

Em, I will go over there with you.
Let's shut this thing down right now.

Aria, don't.

Emily, you can't
just ignore this.

Em?

Oh, my God.

Is it true?

- Why didn't you tell us?
- Tell us what?

Hi, you guys.

If you ignore it,
it will go away.

Ben's telling people
we had sex.

What?

And he's still breathing
because?

It's true.

I can't believe Emily lost her
vee before any one of us did.

Why is that so hard to believe?

I didn't mean anything by it,

I just thought
you were a prude.

Shy on the streets...
Sexy in the sheets.

I knew there was something
different about you.

Alison!
Do you hear Mona?

Hey, Aria!
Hey, guys!

Is she ever gonna get a clue?

What a dork. Switch.

Isn't that your dad's car?

Ever heard of knocking?

You want to keep me out,
put a lock on it.

What are you and your stoner buddies
doing behind your locked door?

You really want to know?

Gimme twenty bucks.
I'm buyin' the beer tonight.

Twenty bucks for a secret?
You're so cheap.

- We're making a movie.
- What kind of movie?

If I told you that
I'd have to kill you.

This was on the porch.

Goodbye.

"It's my turn to torture you."

Did you find anything good?

Well, I could be a maid
for the Hacken family,

or a nursemaid
for a dirty old man.

This is interesting.

Mom, it's that cop.

Wait in the kitchen.

- Hey. Ran into the mailman out here.
- Oh. Thank you.

I patrol the neighborhood, so I thought
I'd stop by and see how you were doing.

- I'm fine.
- Good.

- And your daughter, she's all right?
- We're both fine.

I'm sure it's not easy to adjust to
living without a man in the house.

- We're adjusting.
- Well, listen,

if you ever need anything,
I'm available.

I think you might have misunderstood
the situation last night.

I just needed a ride home.

This is just me,
trying to be nice.

Thank you.

You should watch yourself
on the roads out there.

What are you suggesting?

People are unpredictable...
That's all.

Have a nice day.

What was that?

That was a horny cop.

But I think he gets it.

I'm sure we won't see him again.

I thought you were
hanging out with Aria.

She wasn't feeling that great
after we stopped for yogurt.

Oh.

Something happened.

What is it?

I've got a friend
on the election committee.

I thought for sure
you were a shoo-in, but...

Did I lose?

They're still counting...

But it's gonna come down to
a handful of votes.

Ali, I wasn't kidding when I said that my
parents have already planned this party.

They booked a room, they've
invited like half the club.

I'm sure Melissa's made
a few of those calls.

Wake up, Spencer. The big sister
act is just that...an act.

And she's such a martyr
with the Hastings family crap.

She works so hard to be perfect

because she doesn't want your parents
looking beyond the glow of her halo.

She doesn't want them
to see you.

Melissa's just trying to survive
in this family, just like me.

Are you sure about that?

Because it feels like
she's winning, and you're not.

If I lose tomorrow, Ali...

Look, if you
really want this...

I can make it happen.

I don't want it, Ali...

I need it.

I've been calling you
all afternoon.

Where's mom?

She took Mike to the movies.

Are you okay?

What does she know?

Nothing.

How could you do this to her?

Listen...

What you saw was the end of
something, not the beginning.

She's transferring out of my class.
I won't see her again.

And that's supposed
to make it okay?

No...No.

But I'm hoping that it's enough

for you to realize that you don't
need to tell your mom about this.

Seriously?

Then...

you're asking me
to lie for you?

I made a mistake.

But it doesn't have to be any
bigger than it is right now.

Would you still think
it was a mistake

if I hadn't seen you
with her today?

Yes.

All I'm thinking about right now
is your mom, and this family.

It's too late for that.

Aria, you have every right
to be mad at me.

I'm just hoping that this
can be less about that

and more about
protecting your mom.

I don't think I can
ever forgive you for this.

I'm so sorry...

Well, I will respect
whatever your decision is.

I know a doctor
if you want to go on the pill.

He'll see you without
telling your mom.

I don't need to go on the pill.

You can't be too careful,
Emily.

I mean Juno was a cute movie,
but I wouldn't want to live it.

It's not that.

I don't need to go on the pill
because I'm not having sex.

It was that bad?

It didn't happen.

Ben and I made out,
but I didn't give it up.

Then why is he telling people he
took the VIP tour to Neverland?

I don't know.

What aren't you telling me?

It's no big deal.

Eventually we'll do it, so people can
think it now or they can think it later.

I can't figure you out.

Can we just keep this
between us?

I don't want to keep
having this conversation.

Sure.

Will you stop stressing?
I took care of it.

Took care of what?

I helped her with
her acceptance speech.

Easy on the coffee, Spence.

Your hand's already shaking.

Are you kidding?
Spencer bleeds caffeine.

You okay, sweetie?

I'm fine.

What's wrong, Aria?

How's your mom?

Ali.

I-I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Ali.

Don't touch me.

It was just an accident.

Is that what the doctors told
your mom and dad at the hospital?

What?

I've heard the stories
about you, Hermie.

My name is Lucas.

You'll always be Hermie to me.

Do you still have both?

What are you talking about?

Come on, girls.

- Both what, Ali?
- Parts Hanna.

He's half-guy, half-girl.

One day she'll get
what's coming to her.

Students, the wait is over.

To say it was a tight race
is an understatement.

Winning by two votes, please
congratulate Spencer Hastings,

your new class president!

Hey.

Hey.
Where's your costume?

I'm just not really feeling
like going to a party,

but I wanted to see you guys
all dressed up.

What's this about, Aria?

Oh, my gosh!
You guys!

There's somebody out there.

He's watching us.

Oh, my God.
Who is that?

I'm so creeped out.

Whoever it was, they're gone.

That was freaky.

It's Halloween, Hanna.

Don't you love a good scare?

It's probably the pizza guy.

Hurry up before he leaves.

I don't want to go down alone.

- I'll go.
- Yeah, me too. I'm hungry.

Can I talk to you, Aria?

Yeah.

Nobody likes a downer, Aria...

And since you saw your dad
kissing that tart,

you're like an energy suck every
time you walk into a room.

Ali, I'm kind of dealing with a lot right now.
Can you cut me some slack?

- Are they getting a divorce?
- No.

- If I were your mom...
- She doesn't know.

I knew your dad
would talk to you out of it.

I'm so overthinking about this.

I just want to go to a movie

and bury my face
in vat of popcorn.

You committed to
this party, Aria.

There's gonna be a gazillion people there.
Nobody's gonna miss me.

I will.

Well, I appreciate that,
but I just...

You know, it wasn't easy
scoring you an invite.

A week ago Noel Kahn
didn't even know your name.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it, okay?

I just... I'm sorry.

I didn't tell the girls
about what happened.

I'm sure you appreciate that.

I do...Thanks.

Are you sure we're
the only ones who saw them?

I'd hate for your mom
to find out from someone else.

Would you actually do that?

Trick or treat, Aria.

♪ oh yeah yeah ♪

♪ yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah ♪

♪ yeah yeah ♪

♪ oh yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

The band's gonna take a
break, they'll be back in a few.

- Is the doctor in?
- Actually, I'm a gynecologist.

- Ooh.
- Care to make an appointment?

Hot chick, Britney,

hot witch, hot Indian chick...

- And, uh...
- Mary Queen of Scots.

- He doesn't know who that is.
- Does anybody?

She was born to be queen, but her
cousin stole the throne,

and then she was
accused of treason

and her family
had her executed.

It's my song,
let's hit the dance floor!

Oh, my God, another Lady Gaga?

Who is that?

Jenna.

Meow.

Do I know you?

No, but you will.

You guys are so nice,

- I already feel like I belong here.
- Rosewood's a friendly town.

- I decided to wear my original costume.
- You look great.

Maybe even better than me.

Scram.

Wow. You say "froggy,"
they jump.

They're not as dumb
as they look.

They know they need me.

Congratulations.

I can make it really easy
for you to fit in here.

If I accept you,
everybody does.

I know how it works.

We're a tight group, but I think
there's room for one more.

I really appreciate
the offer...

But I like to
pick my own friends.

You're definitely
the best Gaga.

- Better not tell Alison that.
- She doesn't scare me.

I'm Jenna.

I'm Mona.

Hey.

I saw you talking
with that new girl.

What were you guys
talking about?

Nothing.
She's a slut.

Here.

You should get rid
of the evidence.

I thought you'd
look at them first.

You'd be surprised to know
who your friends aren't.

♪ I'll watch this
for a minute ♪

♪ it could change
in seconds... ♪

Why do we have to go to
the woods to get a drink?

Why can't he have a keg
like a normal person?

Because he's not just a normal person.
He's Noel Kahn.

Huh.

Well... I guess we made
a wrong turn somewhere.

I'm not that thirsty anymore.

Okay, let's just go back.

Were you wishing you could taste
her cherry chapstick?

What?

Don't worry, Em.
Your secret's safe with me.

Hey.
Have you seen Ali?

Not lately.

Okay...

I used to think that
I was born in the wrong century,

but now that I've actually gone
to the bathroom in this thing...

Have you seen Ali?

Last I saw her
she was at the bonfire.

You don't think
she'd bail on us, do you?

That's weird.

Oh, it's from Ali.

"I'm in trouble.
Come alone."

What's the address?

It's 313 Mockingbird.

I am not going in there.

No. This is some kind of joke.
She's not in there.

What if it's not a joke?

Ali?

This isn't funny anymore, Ali.

Alison!

It was just the wind.

Come on.

Ali?

You guys.

It's locked.

Ali?

Did you see him?
Is he still here?

- Who?
- Come on.

Come on.

- I don't know who it is.
- Ali, what is going on?

He grabbed me at the party.
I tried to scream, but he's got a knife.

For real?

He said he brought
me here to kill me.

I'm calling 911.
He locked me in a closet,

and when he opened it,
I just freaked on him.

- I've been hiding up here ever since.
- I'm not getting a signal.

There's nobody out there.

Ali, it's probably just somebody
trying to scare you.

Look, I'm tellin you. It's that guy
that was watching us at Spencer's.

He's wearing the same costume.

No... we have to
get out of here now.

No! I'm not going anywhere until
we know that freak's gone!

Look, I called you
from the hallway,

I know I've got a signal there.

Lock the door behind me.

- Ali.
- Are you sure?

No, Ali, don't.

Don't open this door
for anyone but me.

Lock the door.

- Help!
- Ali!

It's jammed!

You guys, it's jammed!

Ali!
Ali!

No!

Ali!

Alison!

Ali!

- Oh, my God.
- Ali!

Ali!

Ali!

Emily, are you okay?
Let's go!

You guys, please! Move!

You guys, come on!

Come on!

Ali?

Ali?

Alison.

Look at you four.

You're scared to death.

I totally got you.

It was a hoax.

The zombie was Noel.

Happy Halloween.

Ketchup.

Want some, Hanna?

Come on, you guys...
It was funny.

- We're not laughing.
- Well, you should be.

- You guys passed the test.
- What test?

The way you guys
came charging in here...

I know I can count on you now.

If I really need you,
you'll be there for me.

Let's go.
We're missing a party.



♪ Pretty little neighbor ♪

♪ I love you... ♪

I feel like we came back
to a different party.

I know,
everyone's so much older.

What's your sister doing here?

Oh, these must be
Eric's friends.

He's Noel's older brother.

What that saying?

"Boys play with toys
and girls play with boys."

I haven't heard that one.

Huh.

Who's that guy
dressed up as a cop?

That's not a costume.
He's a real cop.

Do you know him?

No. Um, I've just...

Seen him directing traffic.

- Bitch.
- Who is that?

Don't hate me, okay?

Are you kidding?
It was perfect.

You're not mad?
No!

The way you shoved me
against that wall?

You even scared me.

Uh, I'm not sure
what you're talking about.

Noel.

We know that it was you.
Alison told us.

If somebody messed with
you guys, it wasn't me.

My brother took the car
for a beer run.

I've been stuck here all night.

- If you're lying to me...
- I'm not.

If it wasn't you...

♪ ♪

Who is it?

It's a secret.