Pequeñas coincidencias (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - El des-enlace - full transcript

You know what?

My problem in life is that
I find it difficult to choose.

Can you try on these earrings
so I can see what they look like?

Yes, sure.

Perfect. Let's go to dinner,
or we'll lose the table.

What table?

We have a booking in a restaurant
with two Michelin stars.

So you're inviting me to
dinner!

Okay.

Great, well give me a minute
to get ready and we'll go.

Hey!



I'll take off the earrings and
we can go wherever you want.

Bu...bu...

Christ!

Hey...

No, wait, this isn't good.

Well, I'm not that hungry.

If you want we can go
straight to your place.

And you'd be willing to sleep
with me just like that?

Well, you're not Brad Pitt
but I've had worse offers.

Isn't it a bit pathetic?

I came in here with a
hackneyed seducer's spiel

and you don't know
anything about me.

Only that you seem to be
a bit bi-polar.

How do you know I'm not
disturbed or some kind of pervert?



Or worse,
maybe a liar,

who says at first that he wants
kids and then says no.

What you you think?

I think I'll definitely,
take the earrings off.

No, sure, you can't see it now.

Right, cos you don't know me.

But you'll figure out that
I'm a piece of shit.

A piece of shit,
S and H and I...

and the other one.

And then what are you,
going to do?

Call the police I think.

Christ!

You see?
You got that right.

Have you brought everything you need
to move in?

For now I'm putting some
toiletries in here.

If they fit cos you've got
more creams than me.

For the taster lunch
tomorrow.

Everyone can come along
like they are going to Ibiza.

It's November.

I'd have a nudist ceremony.

But I'll dress like this out of
respect for your family.

Don't tell me we don't
look great?

Why the hell are dressed like that?

I just told you.

Yes, sorry,
with so much to do.

I'm getting a bit
overwhelmed.

What about me?
I'm gonna be born cos of all this.

We don't know if he'll be your dad.

Are you nervous about
meeting my folks?

Don't worry about it.

It's not that.
I'm worried about my own father.

I know he said he wants us to
carry on with our lives as normal.

But he's in and out of hospital
and I tell him I'm marrying you.

Marta, do you want to meditate?

I've thought about it a lot, Mario.

Yes, I'll marry you,
don't worry.

No, I meant meditate as in yoga,
in order to relax.

I'd taken it for granted that
you wanted to marry me.

Of course, me too.

Whenever you want, explain it
to me and we'll meditate a while.

Sure.
I'll make breakfast.

Make yourself comfortable. You're
at home. Our home.

Yours, mine and the chickens.

I hope you don't mind,
I met them before I met you.

Yeah.
And anyway, I don't lay eggs.

They have a big advantage.

Yes, yes.

Mum, you have to go with the flow
and open your chakras.

No chakras and no chokras,
take those clothes off now!

He's my father isn't he?

Er...

Can we speak about something else?

-I'd rather go and be with dad.
-He can't even see you.

Like the majority
of parents.

Child, you're back!

Where've you been? I've been
looking for you for two months?

Where...?

Hey! Hey!

What the hell are you playing at?

Let go of my daughter!

Sorry, I didn't know she
was your daughter.

What does it matter.

Do you go around hugging
kids you don't know?

Sorry, excuse me, I thought she
was a girl knew.

I'm really sorry.

I'll thump you if you come,
any closer!

Get out of here!

And now what the hell are you doing?
It's just...

This is my car.

Dad?

What are you doing? I'm on the
toiet for godsake!

On you go.

Tomorrow we have the taster
menu for the wedding.

Look, I'm doing other kinds of
tests.

I have to see if I'm
compatible with Ramón.

I know.
Well, if he shows.

I can't understand why a stranger
would just give you a kidney.

I told you.
Ramón is dying.

And he wants to do something good
before he goes to the other place.

I find it odd.

He wants to go out in a blaze of,
glory, I don't know.

What's so odd about it?

The name Ramón for a start.

Ramón isn't a very
heroic name.

-Hello!
-Just what I needed.

-Hey, we're in the bathroom.
-Don't tell him to come in.

-It smells bad, man!
-No, no.

It can't do
because I haven't started yet

cos of you two...

Mum just confirmed what time
they'll be here on Saturday.

-I'll pick them up in your car.
-Sure.

You can pick her up and her
husband, Cantinflas.

You'll have to see them sometime.

Yes, at the wedding because I
have no choice.

You're giving me away and tomorrow
you're coming to the tasting.

I'm not going, I've got too
many tests of my own.

Can you let me finish now?

We can take the bride
in the mobile home.

-Do you have it now?
-Yeah. I'll be off on my trip soon.

Leaving Carla behind?
And pregnant?

Don't even talk to me about it.

Some time apart is the best way
make things okay between us again.

Sure.

Sorry, I don't mean to bother you.

Would you mind speaking about
all this in the hallway

and let me have a crap in peace?

Hello?

Son?

Are you my new son?

So you've seen him?

Can you see him too?

Son, Nachete,
say hi to your uncle.

Hi uncle.

How's things Nachete?

Christ, all those hormones,
I didn't recognize him!

-What's he doing here?
-I have shared custody.

For two weeks while she's in
Patagonia with her boyfriend.

We'll be together like
"Two and Half Men".

No, Nacho, I'm sorry,
not a chance.

I can't believe you want to
throw us out.

I don't want to throw you out.

I wanted you to go months
ago.

But you're hanging on by
your fingernails.

Not only are you not going,
but you're bringing more people.

More people?

Javi, you're speaking about
my son, your godson.

What do you mean godson?
He's not even baptized.

It's a manner of speaking!

You want to give a kidney
to someone you don't know

but you want to throw us out on
the street.

Two weeks and then I want you
both out. You in particular..

Thanks, you won't regret it.

No, I'm regretting it already.

Hello?

Giovanni!

Hello?

Surprise!

I told you I didn't want
a hen night.

If you don't have one
you'll jinx the marriage.

Very well.
This will do.

Now I'll send it to the lab

and Joaquín, you can relax,

tomorrow we'll know if
it's compatible with Javi.

-Javi?
-No, sorry, Ramón.

Ramón, yes, I beg your pardon,
it's just that you look like a Javi.

I'm sure others have said the
same.

Actually no, it's the first time
anyone's said that.

But the names are similar.

Yeah, I mean Javi, Ramón.

Ramón, Javi. Javier.

Javier Ra...

Javier Ramón.

I'll take this to the lab
and I'll be back.

-Me too I have to...
-One moment.

I wanted to speak to you
a second, son.

I wanted to thank you
once again

for everything that you are doing
for me. Really,

I'm overwhelmed.

I'd like our friendship to carry
on after the operation.

Me too, for godsake.

No, no.

I didn't mean that.

I want to say that you are
much more than a friend to me.

You are like the son
I never had.

But dad, you have sons.

Can't you wait?
I'm speaking to Ramón.

Please!

So.

I'd like to invite you
to my daughter's wedding.

To your...?

To your...?

-Wedding.
-Your daughter's?

Your daughter's wedding?

My daughter's wedding.

How many daughter's do you have,
two, three?

One, no, one, one.

Are you sure?

Christ, as if I don't know how
many children I have!

Two, a daughter and a son.

Two sons, dad.
One daughter and two sons.

A son, a daughter and him.

So you'll come to my daughter
Marta's wedding?

You've put up photos
from when I was a kid.

You're so sweet...
I was sure that Elisa was going

to prepare a hen night with plastic
penises on our heads.

You are the best.

I can't believe you're marrying.

No, me neither.

Come on, don't be wet blankets!

Let's get the party started!

I want them too!

Mmmmmmm!

We can't go too crazy; tomorrow
we've got the taster menu.

Now I think about it,
will you both come with me?

C'mon, will you let me have a go?
You've been on for an hour.

You'll get killed straight away,
you're useless.

Jes...!

Hey, hey, hey!

What's up? What are you doing?

Hey!

I have to break something!

No, no!

My Star Wars mug!

When were you going to tell me
that Marta was getting married?

The Yoda one!

-I was going to tell you.
-When? On their first anniversary?

I didn't know how to...
I knew you'd go...

Like this!

It's Marta, Nacho, Marta!

Have you heard me say her
name? Does Marta ring a bell?

It's Marta, christ!

Marta, Marta, Marta.

The Marta I'm giving up a kidney
for.

I'm going to give a kidney
to her father.

Think positive.
You won't have to give it now.

I'll give it to him anyway,
I'm not such a jerk.

If you'd told me I could have
spoken to her and

told her how I feel.

So why don't you?

Because of you
it's too late.

Hey, my fault...

You've had your chances.

Don't give me that, Nacho.

Javi, I'm sorry.

I don't want to hear a word,
I don't care.

I want you out by tomorrow.
Nachete can stay.

If I leave,
Nachete is coming with me.

C'mon let's go and pack.

Can you tell me what
we're doing?

It's the taster lunch.

And why aren't you getting out?

-Maybe it's better if we don't go in.
-Why?

Because I say so,
I'm your mother.

Not yet and with that spoilt girl
attitude,

I doubt that you will be
anytime soon.

Leave me alone!

I have the right to have a day
to sort out my own affairs.

You can't walk out on
your whole family.

I don't know any of them.

-You know Mario.
-Not really, no.

I don't know him that well.
What if he's hiding something?

What sort of thing,
a marijuana plantation?

No. That's a dead cert.

I mean something more personal.

And if he's not as nice
as he seems?

He's Capitain Planet.

He'd die to save a baby seal.

But I want him
to die for me.

I've nothing against seals but
I'm the one who needs to be saved.

Saved from what?

I don't know and if I knew,
I wouldn't need saving.

Or maybe I need the opposite.

A silent hunter
who'll skin me alive.

Mum, that's horrible.

-Yes, it is.
-Yeah.

I got mixed up with the seal stuff
and I don't know what I'm saying.

Child, why don't you show up?

Cristina!

I'm here, aren't I!
Doesn't that mean something?

Say something for godsake.

Give me a sign.

I have to go to the shop.

Like that? All of a sudden? Why?

I don't know. I have a need to
go there and to cut.

To cut?

-Cut who?
-Nobody.

All I know is I want to go there,
pick up some scissors and cut.

It relaxes me.

Where were you looking?

God knows,
but you lot do what you want to!

What do you mean "us lot"?

I'm alone.
Can you see anyone else?

I'm talking about women,
that's how you drive.

Excuse me?

-You heard me, doll.
-You can leave out the "doll".

Does it bother you if I say that?
I'll call you "ugly" if you like.

It's the way you
said it.

And you can leave it out cos
it's quite evident.

Though in your case,
not so much.

Are you making fun of me?

Depends which way you look at it.

The bit about women drivers is
just a harmless joke.

But laughing at a person who is
cross-eyed

isn't funny at all.

That's your point of view.

You're going too far now.

Sorry, are you talking to me?

Just that...

Dad!

I see you've met
Marta.

-She's the bride?
-Is he your father?

Yes, he is,
Yes, he is.

How can you be the child of
such a sexist throwback?

Ha! Here comes the feminazi!

Anything one says or does
is obviously just sexism, isn't it?

Dad, where's mum?

I was saying to myself the whole
trip:

I'm sure I've forgotten something.

I think it's pretty clear, right?

What's so clear?

Well, that's that,
it's over

It passed right by me and I
didn't get on.

And it happened two or three
times and I didn't then either.

What passed by?

The train, Carla, the train.

It was right there.
And the whistle didn't blow.

And why don't you speak to her?

Maybe she's having jitters
about the wedding

and you'll be able to get on.

She isn't, Carla, and that's it.

She put plastic penises on
her head.

Anyone who has jitters doesn't
put two penises on her head.

Do you get it?

Mario?

What are you doing there?

Marta, sorry.

I can't deal with all those people
so I came out to the henhouse.

Have they gone yet?

Yes. Your father even
gave me a kiss.

My family can't believe that
I'm getting married.

Maybe I'll run off
at the last minute.

Well, the bride always
gets there last.

If you want to run off,
first I have to turn up.

I never understood that.

If you have doubts about getting,
married you should say so.

If you have doubts; otherwise
it would be very cold-hearted.

Right?
Yes, yes. Of course.

Would you like some fried eggs?

Mario, I'm having doubts.

Would you prefer an omelette?

What?

Fried eggs or an omelette?

I...

No worries, I'll do both
then you can choose, okay?

This is the surprise that
I was going to love?

Don't you like kids?

Yes, if they're over 18.

Introduce me to him in
four years, maybe...

-Elisa, he's my son.
-That's why.

I'm a bad influence.
You shouldn't bring him here.

We don't know where else to go.

And how long do you want to stay?

Only a couple of days...

Or how many?

A fortnight.

Nacho, that's a
couple of weeks.

Maybe, less.
Perhaps I'll get a flat.

No, Nachete only needs
one pillow.

The other one is for you.

The sofa is too small,
we'll be pretty uncomfortable.

If you have any complaints,
there's a hostel near here.

I'm going to bed.

C'mon! Bedtime!

And get that shit
off your head.

Yes, I've got to stop thinking
about Marta.

You're talking about the dicks?

Okay.

Shit!

Diego's coming.

I don't want to see him,
tell him I'm not here.

Wait, christ,
don't make me lie, for godsake.

I'm trying to break the habit.

Hello.

Hi, Javi, what's up?

-She's not here.
-What?

Carla's not here.
You came to find her, right?

Yeah. Where is she?

I dunno, but she ain't here.

She's not here, she's not here.

And Rafa isn't either.

I opened up today.

I'll get you a drink if you want.

No, no thanks.

If you see her,
tell her I'm looking for her.

Will do.

In case I can't find her,
can you give her this?

It's the invitation to
Marta's wedding.

Tell her that I'd really love
it if she was my companion.

Aren't you going off in your
mobile home?

I dunno what to do, man.

I daren't tell her the way
I feel, Javi.

Carla told me she wanted to have
the baby on her own

and for me not to give up
my trip

because then I wouldn't be true
to myself and so on.

-She told you that?
-Yes.

Another cow watching the
the train go by.

-What's that?
-Nothing.

I'll tell her when
I see her.

Wow, Carla, there you are,
what a surprise!

Yeah, I was downstairs.

In the cellar.

-Hello Diego.
-Hello Carla.

Okay, I'll leave you two alone.

I've done enough work,
for today.

Did you want to tell me something?

-Yes, we don't have a cellar.
-Of course you do.

Do you want to go there with me?

Yes, of course I do.

Marta.

Listen, I've been meditating.

And I think I have to take on
board what's happening to you.

What are you talking about?

I know that you wanna be with him.

With who?

C'mon, don't play dumb,
you can't stop thinking about him.

It's logical, christ, it's normal.

He's your father.

Well...

That's why you didn't want
to eat.

And how is he?

Fine.

Tomorrow we'll know if they
are compatible.

Don't you worry about him.
Listen to me.

You look after him
and I'll look after you.

Look.

Mario, I don't know how to tell
you this right now.

I...

I prefer scrambled eggs.

Nacho?

Child.

Marta.

"We need blood
groups 0 negative and B positive".

"We ask you to visit our
donation centre".

Sit down, the results will still
be the same

however nervous you get.

What results, what results?

I'm not frightened of dying.

I'm like this cos tomorrow I'll
be seeing your mother.

I'll tell you something,
for the first time in 15 years

I feel like smoking.

You don't have a fag, do you?

I'm asmathic!
Don't you remember?

Of course I do.

-Hi.
-Hello.

-Have they said anything yet?
-No.

Shouldn't you be getting ready
for tomorrow?

Dad, it's a wedding,
it's not so important.

It makes more sense to
be here with you.

I don't think so. In fact I don't
believe it for a second.

If you're here it's because
you're avoiding something.

Excuse me?

You can whinny all you like
but you can't fool me.

Okay, I'm off. Josemi
can call me for the burial.

The one time I'm included in
the family plans,

it's when I'm burying someone.
Just great.

I'm gonna introduce you to Ramón,
he's over there.

Excuse me.

My better half.

Okay, daughter of mine.

Here's my hero.

Hello.

Are you Ramón?

Er...yes.

The one who's going to save
my father?

Yes.

Well. The doctor's will save him
I'm just lending a hand.

A kidney in fact.

And you must be... Marta?

Marta.

The Marta
who is getting married tomorrow?

Yes, that Marta, yes.

Congratulations.
Right?

Yes. I mean, no.

No, I mean no.

Why are you giving him a kidney,
are you insane?

Let the guy
do what he wants to!

Don't give him second thoughts!
He knows what he's doing.

No, it's not right!
Ramón doesn't have to do this.

Why isn't it right?

It's a gesture of solidarity.

We are the leading country in
organ donations.

Good morning. How is everyone?
Well. Let's see...

Some better than others.

Okay

Shall we go?

Hey?

If you don't mind,

I'd like to have a few
words with Ja...

Ramón.

- Ramón.
- Yes, sorry, Ramón.

I have so many patients.

Shall we go?

This way.

I can't believe it.

But...
Are you sure?

Yes, one hundred per cent.
They're not compatible.

A relief isn't it?

I guess.

No. I mean...

I don't know.

What do you mean, Javi?
I beg of you.

What you were going to do
was incredible.

But let's not fool ourselves.

You must have been
shitting it.

You should be happy.

How can I be happy? She's getting
married and I can't do anything.

This guy is going to die
and I can't do anything.

But it was very risky.

Being on the operating table
is always a dangerous business.

Okay, if you look at it that way,
I'm happy. Christ.

I'm fucked, David.

You could take both kidneys
without anaesthetic.

Prick me and I won't bleed.

Please, look at me.

Enough. This was madness.

I'm your doctor and your friend.

-I'm telling you, Ramón.
-Javi.

God, I never get it right!

I don't understand
why you're acting like this.

It's as if you don't want him to
give me his kidney.

Look, dad...

Isn't it strange giving you
his kidney? You barely know him!

If he knew me,
he wouldn't do it for sure.

I don't know why he
is doing this.

Let's see, dad, listen.

I think that Ramón...

Ramón is doing this
for me.

-For you?
-Yes.

You only just met.
Child, look.

Don't be selfish.

It's true, I saw that he
fancies you.

But he decided to donate the
kidney earlier, for godsake.

And why did he decide?

I've already explained.

Let's see.

Ramón is an extraordinary guy

and he has a terminal
illness.

And he wants to save someone else's
life before he dies.

He's dying?

I already told you!

Yeah...

Yeah, but I didn't know,
I didn't know...

I didn't know that Ramón...

What's wrong?

She met Ramón and she's upset
because he's going to die.

Your sister is
very sensitive.

I'm going to get
some air.

Joaquín.

They're not compatible?

You can't do the
transplant?

Are you sure?

Can't we try with the
other kidney?

No, the test is
definitive.

Shit!

What will I tell my daughter,
she's getting married tomorrow.

Hey, hey, no, no!

Don't get upset.

I know that you did everything
that you could.

You wanted to give me
a kidney.

Yeah, but...

I'm going to
get some air.

-I'm so sorry.
-No worries.

No worries..

But doctor.

Is there nothing you can do.

Is there anyone else?...

The only ones who love me are
my kids.

But they're not compatible.

And as for loving me, let's not
go too far.

But as they are of my blood...

But not the same group.

It's really bad luck that none
of them are 0 negative.

Fucking amazing.

None of them take after me at
all.

Not Marta or Diego or this one.

But I am 0 negative.

-Yeah, but...
-Hey?

What are you saying!

In that case...

So...

Are you daft!

Why didn't you tell
me before, son?

There's no telling what
to expect from you!

So I can...?

Okay, well we have
to do some tests.

But with the same blood type
and being your son,

there's a high probability.

What about that,

what about that. Look who's going
to give me their kidney!

Hey, hey!

There's a reason you're my
favourite child.

My Josete.

Josemi.

Josemi.

It's that...

Echo.

Echo!

Are you here to invite
me to the wedding?

Why didn't you
say anything?

Are you dying?

No. Not really.

Well, I am going to
die

but not just yet.
Unless you kill me.

-What?
-What..

I don't have a
terminal illness.

At least as far as I know.

It was a mix up
and I didn't know how to fix it.

So you're not going to die?

Are you insane?

I kept up the lie so he'd
accept my kidney.

How could you be so stupid?

I'm
dying, I'm not dying.

I thought it was true.

Okay, so first you got mad because
I didn't want a kid,

and now you get mad because I'm
not dying, that takes the biscuit.

Why did you want to
save my dad?

I didn't ask you
to do that for me.

But you would have asked for
something I can't give you.

Anyhow, it doesn't matter now
because I'm incompatible.

With your father and with you,
there you have it.

Don't worry about him.

Apparently my brother Josemi
is a match.

Really! Christ!

That's great, I'm very pleased,
really.

I think it's starting to rain.

What should I do?

I'm not going to be able to
give you what you want.

It's...

It's pathetic, but if I'm honest,
it's not in me.

I can't force it.
I'm sorry, I really am.

So you want me to go?

What I want is for you to be happy.

And you have a wedding
to arrange.

Don't turn around, don't turn,
don't turn, don't turn.

Don't turn, don't turn.

Shit.

"Tired of squeezing
lemons

in machines that
aren't up to the job?".

"There's a new juicer
on the block".

What the hell are you doing here?

I brought you some beers.

Weren't you going to wedding
with Elisa?

Yeah, but I thought, even though
you are a bastard, you're my bro.

More brother than bastard.

Well, fifty-fifty, but I'm not
going to leave you alone today.

Right, so Elisa
didn't invite you.

Jesus,
don't be so mistrustful.

I think that she's
embarrassed to go with me.

But she didn't say that.

Okay, so why are you here?

I told you.
When someone matters to you,

it's important to be at their
side at crucial moments.

-Do you know who said that?
-No. Who was it?

No idea,
that's why I asked.

Either one, I don't care.
It's your wedding dress.

And we designed them.

And it's insane to be doing it now,
but you have to care.

What does it matter,
if they are both ours.

What's all this about
always having to choose?

Look here, babes, I don't
know if you really want to marry

or if you're like Marie Antoinette
on her way to the guillotine,

but my dear Marta is going to
look like a bloody princess.

I'll drag you kicking and sceaming
if needs be, but looking divine.

Why are you still acting this way?

Just who I needed.

Who is what you needed?

You can't marry Mario if you're
thinking about someone else.

I'm nervous and it's nothing
to do with Javi.

Who mentioned Javi?

Why are you dressed like that?

It's a wedding.
How do you expect me to go?

We're going to the wedding?

I don't know, I've been invited.
And you?

That's my "brother".

Jacobo, the two of us
will carry it!

Careful.

Thanks so much for coming.

Please, this way.

Sorry, I don't know you.
Are you friends of the bride?

No, I'm Marta's father's
doctor

and he is my companion.

Perfect, thanks for coming.

No worries.
You make a very nice couple.

Very nice.
This way, please.

-Did he call me...?
-Leave it, c'mon, c'mon.

Great music.

I'll throw them some change.

What did you expect, a Boccherini
string quartet?

The only Boccherini I know
is a pizzeria.

And I think we might be going
hungry in this place.

-What the heck is that?
-It's a "crudité".

A "crudité".

It's a little bit "crudité".

You should chuck it on
the barbecue.

Behave yourself, please do as
I ask!

They should be the ones
behaving correctly.

It's a wedding, if they don't give
me food, I won't join in.

Why is everyone going
over there?

-The bride!
-They'll be putting out the cheese.

Here comes the bride!

You shouldn't be running!

Go, go.

Just the person I was looking for.

We have to settle
our accounts.

It's not the right time, Vicente.

We're going to be family.

With what this wedding is
costing me,

we're quits.

How are we quits? My son is
paying for the wedding.

Don't be such a fusspot.

C'mon, man, we've got to go
and see the bride.

There'll be no room for you.
This doesn't stop here.

C'mon.

Let's go.

And here's me thinking you'd
be coming on your own.

But I see you're in
good company.

And how are you, Marieta?

Where did you leave
your mariachi?

At the bar, drinking tequila.

Some things never change, whatever
side of the Atlantic you're on.

And how are you?

You've changed.

Changed? No, I just got old,
it's been 15 years.

Yeah.
And how is life treating you?

How is life treating me?

You know something, Marieta?
It's treating me very well.

I'm treating it a little badly,
but it's treating me very well.

I have a daughter getting wed,
a grandson on the way

and another son who's going to
give me a kidney.

If that isn't life treating me
well, you tell what it is.

Well well, such a positive outlook!

-I hardly recognize you.
-Whereas I recognize you completely.

I'd recognize you in any place,
at any time and

in any life.

-Because you're still beautiful.
-Thank you.

I'd better go, there's a
wedding to celebrate.

Hey, dad!

In the end it seems that you do
have a heart.

What I don't have is a kidney.

And stop drinking,
you're gonna screw up the new one!

Josechu, here,
I'm going to find your sister.

My name is Josemi.

Yeah, but shake a leg,
you're gonna be late.

Thanks.

Beautiful, princess,
I'm more nervous that you are.

She looks lovely!

C'mon, everybody is ready and
waiting. Shall we go?

Yes, of course.

So come on.

Hey...

I think I left the
bouquet in the trailer.

-And without the bouquet...
-You asked me to carry it.

Hey, how silly of me!

So c'mon, let's go.

You're not going to belive this.

My high-heels are stuck and
I can't move.

You asked me to carry them as
far as necessary.

Hey!

You're going to think
I don't want to go.

But why shouldn't I want to?

Is anything stopping me?

Hey!

Sorry.

I think we're the last to arrive.

But we are the life and
soul of the party.

And who the hell are you?

I'm Elisa's boyfriend.

-Maybe boyfrined isn't the word.
-Yes, it is the word.

And if you don't like it,
you do your own thing and I'll

do mine. Weddings are great for
picking up girls.

Your boyfrind is a friend
of Ramón!

-Who's Ramón?
-Who's Ramón?

He is Ramón.

My name's Nacho.

I'm Ramón.

The father of the bride
invited me.

Okay, no matter, get a move on,
everybody is waiting.

Of course, c'mon, let's go, Ramón.

Sorry.

Hello everyone.

I have to confess that this is
the first time I've done this

and I don't know where to begin.

So I'm going to begin by
saying:

if anyone has anything to say,

may he speak now
or forever hold his peace.

You should always say that at
the beginning.

Mostly because if there is,
we can stop now

and save ourselves
a lot of trouble.

And so?

No?

There's no one?

It seems that
luck is on your side.

So we can carry on.

-We are gathered here today...
-Water, water!

Her waters have broken!

Hey, man!

Take it easy,
sit yourself down, okay?

Careful, please, I'm not
a sack of potatoes, christ!

Okay, sorry, over here.

Hold on, we're off!

Wouldn't it be better to wait?

No! Yes!

No, no, no.

I'm not going anywhere, this
critter is about to come out.

Why is he so determined to
come out ahead of time?

Cos he wants to see the world,
like his bastard of a father!

Can we all calm down,
calm right down.

The ambulance is on its way,
we can wait here and that's it.

Okay, but please don't
leave me.

Of course not, it's okay, relax.

I'm here too.

Don't come anywhere near me,
all of this is your fault!

I'm sorry to have to tell you the
ambulance will take a while

because we're in the back of
beyond out here.

And what's he doing here?

He's a doctor.
Better that he's here than...

Than what, are we insane?

If I'm going to have my kid now,
I want my mum with me!

Okay, is she outside?

No, she's in Barcelona.

I think he's coming.
I think he's coming!

Jesus christ.

-David, what do we do?
-I'm not...

Quick, we need towels
and hot water!

Are you saying that cos you know

or because they say it in
all the westerns?

Ay, ay, ay!

Can I lend a hand?

What's she doing here?

Weren't you getting married?

Yeah, but we stopped.

I want to be here
because I'm a nurse.

I suppose you might
need me.

You are a nurse?

Not exactly.

But it's what I said to Mario
and the rest of the guests.

What does "not exactly" mean?

She's a fashion designer.

I know how to wield the scissors.

I can cut the
umbilical cord.

Epidural!

Carla, please.

We can't do that here.

In the meantime, bite on this
cushion

and start to push cos me and you
are going to get this baby out.

Okay?

Can't anyone help me?
Help me!

Excuse me, do you know where
the reviewer is?

Javi? He's in there,
with Marta and the doctor.

Arrrhg!

I'm going in there,
to see if I can do something.

My God, now I am going to
become a vegetarian.

Guys, enough, stop a minute.

Forgive me.

Sorry, I couldn't stop myself.

I've longed to do that
all my life.

Forgive me.

This is a cushion.

In here a beautiful girl
has just been born.

Hurrah!

She's beautiful!

-She's lovely, isn't she?
-Yes.

A bit wrinkly but yes,
she's lovely.

And the bit about babies smelling
nice must come later,

because at the moment...

No, she doesn't smell too sweet.

Guys, if you don't mind,

could you possibly let me have
my baby?

-Yes, sure, sorry.
-Sorry.

Hello.

The ambulance is here!

Bang on time!

We should go, my love,
to check that everything is okay.

We should go? My love?

Aren't you going to run off
now you've seen the alien?

Now you mention it, I was plucking
up courage to go tomorrow

and leave you here pregnant,
but now I know she's here

I'll be more relaxed when I split.

I'm kidding, sweetness!

There's no way I'm leaving
you now.

Are we going on with it or what?

With the tequila and the jet lag,

either we do it now
or I'm off to the hotel,

your dad is starting to
hit on me.

I'm coming, mum, 30 seconds.

Okay, okay, yes, yes.

Mum, before you do anything,
think about the fact I'm here!

Or rather, I'm not here.

If you want me to be here,
think about what you're doing.

What are you doing?

Mario is a really nice guy
and loves me.

I told him I'd marry him
and my mother's come all this way.

And you?

What about me?

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

As your brother isn't going to use
the mobile home, maybe I will.

You're leaving?

Where will you go?

I dunno, around Europe
or to Tordesillas.

29 and 30.

Time's up.

Marta, let's go?

Mum, we have to go.

Everyone is waiting
for us.

I'm a bit sad that he left.

Who?

Ramón?

Daughter of mine, I'm an old man.

I don't know if he's called Ramón
or if he's dying,

but I saw your reaction
when you saw him

and found out he was dying.

And now, smile,
you're getting married.

What the f...?

It's you!

Are you crazy?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I've been waiting for you
for two months!

And suddenly you appear like that?

Why the hell
have you turned up now?

Really?

You show up after to months to
make chicken noises?

You were the one who didn't want,
to see me. Only you know why.

It's that...

What is it you want me to do now?

Do you love me?

Of course I do, my love.

I love you loads and
I've missed you so much.

I've really missed you.

And if you've already found my
mother, why are you so scared?

It's...

It's very difficult to explain.

Though really it's
quite easy to explain.

You know why?

So what do we do now?

It would be great if it was like
a romantic film, dad.

You run off to
find the girl.

Jesus!

You gave me a real fright!

More like a horror film,
than a romantic one.

If you kiss me and we hear music
it'll all be fixed.

And won't it be a bit
soppy?

Probably, yeah.

-Marta, I don't know if I can...
-Shut up.

When I found out you were dying,
I only wanted to be with you.

At that moment,
I wasn't bothered about having kids,

a pokemon, a dog
or anything else.

I only wanted to
be with you.

Yeah, but seeing as I'm
not dying.

Javi, I want to be with you,
without conditions.

Just to be together is enough.

As long as...

you take me to Tordesillas.

Okay, but I have one condition.

Do you wanna have a child with me?

And who might you be?

I'm your older brother.

Yeah, sure, and how do you know
you'll be born first?

The same way I know that
you'll be called Cristina.

It's yucky that they're kissing.

I deserve it.

I tricked them out of that
first date.

And karma doesn't kid around.

Just as well that I have
you lot.

Why is there a hen missing?

I can't beleive it!

I can't believe it!

I told you
that if they didn't feed me...

I can give you a lift on my moped.

I came by car.

Shall we see each other at
home later?

What do you mean at home?

I have my house and you ...

You have your things.

Look, Elisa, I really like you,

but I realize that we
don't want the same things.

I'm really going for it and you...

Well, you know.

You know I...

I suppose so.

You're right, we both want
very different things.

So.

Okay.

Goodbye then.

Goodbye.

But mum,
isn't he going to be our daddy?

Will you leave me in peace
once and for all?

Well, I suppose we have to start.

Start what?

You know...

To make them.

Because we want them right away,
don't we?

Well, now we know that
we want to have kids.

Perfect. But we don't have to
be in such a hurry, do we?

We'll see what happens.

What?

Did you hear something?

-No.
-Did you say something?

No, no, no.

Well, yes.

I think you're going to have
to change.

Before we become parents...

you and I should
go out dancing.