Peacemaker (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
PEACEMAKER: I'm gonna be honest
about something here.
Homunculi freak me the fuck out.
- Homunculi?
- Yeah.
It's plural for homunculus.
It's a tiny miniature person.
Yeah, I don't like
what they're up to.
I don't like
what they fuckin' do.
Hey, Doll Man,
you ever meet him?
- LEOTA ADEBAYO: Doll Man?
- He turns small.
LEOTA: He calls
himself Doll Man?
Yeah. Barrett M82?
- Yep.
- Nice.
You ever seen
a one-millimeter finger?
Gives me the heebie-jeebies.
(SHUDDERS)
Nobody told me I had to
deal with fuckin' homunculi.
LEOTA: Well, who's saying
you gotta deal with them now?
You kidding me?
I found a miniature spaceship
in the apartment of the chick
I had sex with.
You guys know.
The one who was really
into having sex with me,
- she came like, four times?
- We know who she is.
We don't need to know how much
she enjoyed having sex with you.
- What if it's a clue?
- It's not.
Fair. I was just trying
to slip it into conversation.
Hope nobody noticed. My bad.
Still, fuckin' hate homunculi.
Where's this tiny spaceship now?
Adebayo's desk, under my lunch.
- John.
- Oh, fuck.
Hey, I want it back when
you're done with it, Dye-Beard!
Oh, shit. Is Project Butterfly
homunculi that team up
with hard-bodied sluts
that wanna control us?
No, but who's the guy
that's peeking out
behind the trashcan?
Fuck, it's... it's Vigilante.
He's trying to be helpful.
Hey! Get outta here!
What? I'm just looking
from behind a trashcan.
- It's a normal thing to do.
- The hell it is!
VIGILANTE: Are you
a psychiatrist?
- EMILIA HARCOURT: What?
- VIGILANTE: Then don't tell me what's normal!
Maybe my secret identity
is a psychiatrist
and I know what's normal.
If you're a psychiatrist,
we're all screwed.
Get the fuck out of here!
VIGILANTE: I was about to go,
and then you had to say that.
Now if I acquiesce,
I'll look and feel small.
Vij, bro, come on. Be cool.
VIGILANTE: I just wanna
make sure you're okay.
- I don't trust these people.
- I'm fine.
VIGILANTE: Just remember, even if
they end up being okay to "work with,"
they're still not gonna be
good friends.
(LOUDLY) And none of them is
the type to be a best friend!
- (SCOFFS)
- PEACEMAKER: Okay.
(CHUCKLES) I'm just chuckling
even thinking about it.
- Okay, bro.
- VIGILANTE: If one of them
does become a friend,
it should be her,
because there's a bunch
of rumors going around
about you being racist,
and, you know,
- frankly, it's a little embarrassing for me.
- (SCOFFS)
As if I become
a racist by osmosis,
even though I mostly
kill white people, so...
Catch you guys later.
Isn't that guy wanted
on multiple counts of murder?
We have bigger fish to fry.
We have a United States Senator
to assassinate by the end
of the day.
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
- ♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪
♪ Make a move extreme ♪
- ♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪
♪ Float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪
- ♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪
♪ Getting snow blind ♪
- ♪ Game ♪
- ♪ Set, go ♪
♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon
In a world beyond ♪
♪ Got a beat, got a heat
On a phony string ♪
- ♪ Tear your world apart ♪
- ♪ Once the magic starts ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
♪ But you ♪
♪ Dancing with
Your blinkers on ♪
♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
♪ The mirror lies ♪
♪ The whole world's wrong
But you ♪
♪ Dancing with
Your blinkers on ♪
♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)
♪ ("POWERTRAIN"
BY ENEMIES SWE PLAYING) ♪
♪ I'm a powertrain
Can't stop fightin' ♪
♪ Breaking night and day
Can't stop crying ♪
♪ I'm a powertrain
Can't stop fightin' ♪
♪ I'm a working-class hero ♪
- ♪ I am, yeah ♪
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
CLEMSON MURN: Our target
is Senator Royland Goff.
He's mostly known
for being a radical proponent
of climate change.
Okay, so we're gonna kill him
'cause climate change is a hoax?
Why do all people
that think pro wrestling is real
think climate change is a hoax?
- It's not a hoax.
- (SCOFFS) Yeah, okay.
Facebook's lying to me every day
for no reason.
Senator Goff is a butterfly,
and we need to take him out.
Next photo.
- (LAUGHS)
- Fuck!
- JOHN ECONOMOS: What did...
- PEACEMAKER: Look at this!
- (HARCOURT LAUGHING)
- Shit. I'm so sorry.
- My wife sent it to me.
- Your wife? Holy shit!
Yes, my wife.
Fuck, I'm so sorry...
I had no idea
Adebayo here was playing
for the Washington
Lickalotapusses!
Did you, Murn? Did you...
Well, I didn't know
that you was playing for the,
I don't know, the fuckin'
Milwaukee Roided-Up
- Toilet Bowl Hats!
- I'm not from Milwaukee!
Well, I'm so sorry, sir. She
just moved to a different hotel
because Harcourt said that it would be
dangerous if we stayed in the same suite.
- Oh, shit!
- HARCOURT: Oh, okay.
- She just threw you under the bus!
- So this is my fault now?
No, it's just now Keeya thinks
I chose this job over her.
And we're experimenting
with new forms of intimacy.
And I didn't know that WhatsApp
would just automatically
- put this onto the device.
- You're... (LAUGHS)
Yeah, WhatsApp will do that
if you don't change
the settings.
- Nobody told me!
- Yeah, no shit.
- (LAUGHS)
- It's not that fuckin' funny!
- It is.
- Dick.
- Just continue, Leota.
- Yes, sir.
PEACEMAKER: (EXHALING) Whoo!
Goff may be traveling
with his family.
(LAUGHING)
That is a weird segue.
We don't know yet whether or not
his wife and children
are butterflies. If so...
you'll have to kill all of 'em.
What?
I thought you loved peace
with all your heart,
no matter how many men,
women, and children
you needed to kill to get it?
Yes, I said that. I say that.
And I... I mean it. It's...
Like, that's the vow I took,
but...
Kids?
Well, we aren't sure yet
if they're butterflies.
Okay, easy. This is the part
where you tell me
what the fuck a butterfly is.
We're not here
to answer your questions, Smith.
So what is it,
"Just trust us and shoot kids"?
Come on, man,
look how adorable that one is.
The other one, not so much.
He's got like a Children
of the Corn vibe going on.
Are you sure those two kids
came out of those parents?
That's an attractive couple, and
that one looks like it came out of them,
- but the other one looks like a butt baby.
- A "butt baby"?
Yeah, my older brother told me
there's two types of babies.
One that comes out
of a woman's vagina, normal,
and then butt babies,
worse in every way.
They come out of a woman's butt.
You know, I believed
I was a butt baby
- until I was like, 14.
- That explains a lot.
What does this have
to do with anything?
Just because that's
an unattractive child
- doesn't mean I wanna kill it.
- Your feelings are noted.
This is Goff's bodyguard,
goes by the name of Judomaster.
(SCOFFS) The fuck's
that guy gonna protect him from,
- pink hearts and green clovers?
- We understand he's dangerous.
He... he's two feet tall!
We'll be on site
in about ten minutes.
Peacemaker and Harcourt
will take out Goff,
while Leota, John,
and I work remotely.
Don't terminate the kids
or the wife
until we tell you it's okay.
- Any questions?
- PEACEMAKER: Yes.
Is scissoring real? I keep
getting contradictory reports.
I suspected you were a butt baby
from the beginning.
PEACEMAKER: Oh, I'm all for it.
One thing I'm in favor of,
it's two chicks going at it.
- Oh, geez.
- What? I'm a fuckin' ally.
Having a lesbian haircut
doesn't make you an ally.
You haven't seen my porn folder,
400 gigs of alliance.
Hey, uh,
where's the dove of peace?
- The what?
- The dove of peace,
my trademark.
It's engraved on all my weapons,
my tomahawk, my sword,
my blowdarts, my pistol!
You wanted us to stop
and take the sniper rifle
to an engraver
and put a dove of peace on it?
Uh, yeah! This is fucked up!
I don't think I can kill someone
with something that doesn't have
the dove of peace on it.
Fuck. Every time I draw
a dove of peace,
it looks like a ghost.
Fuck!
So, why don't you just tell him
what butterflies are?
I don't trust him. Do you?
I guess not.
We need Peacemaker
to stop questioning us.
He's stubborn, but he also
has a deep need to belong.
We can use that
to our advantage.
- Cool.
- Toss me a screw.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
So, uh...
they say you've done, like,
some real hardcore shit.
I'm trying to do what I can
to make up for my past.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Things I've done make me...
sad.
There.
That's a feeling of mine
I just shared with you.
Cool.
It is cool, 'cause I've never
done it before.
- Never done what before?
- Shared a feeling.
(CHUCKLING) Come on.
You've never shared any feeling?
- MURN: No.
- Like, you've never even said,
- "Oh, my God, I'm hungry"?
- No.
You've never said, uh,
"It's chilly in here"?
Is "chilly" a feeling?
- Yeah, I think so.
- No.
Come on, you've never said
you've felt chilly?
Why? Think I'm some weak-ass
girly-man who needs
a poofy jacket
or a little blanky?
You gonna bring me
a baby pacifier
- for that wittle bwanky, John?
- No.
That's how I thought
of it in the past. (SIGHS)
Now I'm becoming a deeper,
more well-rounded individual.
In fact,
I'm a little chilly right now.
- You are?
- MURN: No.
But I saw it as an opportunity
for growth to say I was.
Uh, okay.
Looks like we're good to go.
- (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
- (FROGS CROAKING)
(GRUNTS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Those ones are empty calories.
(DEVICES BEEPING)
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Here they come. Here they come.
We got the Berenstein Bears
in the Mercedes.
Papa Bear, Mama Bear,
Brother Bear, and Sister Bear
all accounted for.
We've got a bodyguard
and Cobra Kai
- in a Cadillac Escalade.
- Copy.
Uh, it's Berenstain Bears.
What?
The children's books,
it's Berenstain Bears,
not Berenstein Bears.
(SCOFFS) Dude, I grew up
on those books.
It's Berenstein Bears.
Mm, absolutely not.
It's actually named
after the creators,
Stan and Jan Berens...
- Does this fuckin' matter?
- No, sir.
It's Berenstein.
I don't mean to correct you,
sir, but it...
Shut up.
Mercedes and Escalade
have landed.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(BODYGUARD LAUGHS)
ROYLAND GOFF:
Oh, little rug rats are here.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
There she is.
The macaroni monster!
- The macaroni...
- Kid's not as ugly in person.
Still looks weird, though.
Is your target in sight?
(LAUGHING)
- He's playing with the kids.
- MRS. GOFF: Kids, it's time for bed now.
MURN: (OVER RADIO)
Is Goff in sight?
Nope.
- MURN: Now?
- No.
Take your shot when he's clear.
Yeah, I know, dude.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
MURN: They're about
to enter the house.
I know what he's about to do.
I still don't have
a goddamn shot!
If you don't get him now, Smith,
we'll probably
- have to wait till morning.
- Yeah, that's not helping me
make the big motherfucker
in front of him disappear, okay?
You want me to take him out too?
- No.
- MRS. GOFF: Okay, stop right there.
Fuck.
BODYGUARD: All right,
hook a brother up.
- No.
- BODYGUARD: Okay.
- I don't need the carbs anyway.
- I noticed.
Look, they're in the window.
What the fuck?
I think the whole family
is butterflies.
- Why?
- The second they were out
of the bodyguards' sight,
their demeanor changed.
They dropped the pretense
of being a playful family.
They're politicians, right?
Maybe the whole
happy family thing
is just what they do in public.
I don't think that's
what it was. Did you see them?
I don't know.
Maybe they're just weird. I th...
I'm not cool
with any of this shit anyway.
I don't know why we're fucking
killing these people, okay?
A Sharpie dove of peace
isn't a legitimate dove.
- What?
- This fuckin' thing!
I'm not a fuckin' drawer, okay?
MURN: (OVER RADIO)
Calm down, Peacemaker.
We're not killing anyone
who doesn't deserve it.
I'm not Amanda Waller.
Guess we'll just have
to wait until morning.
(SIGHS)
♪ ("WOULD YOU LOVE A CREATURE"
BY SISTER PLAYING) ♪
♪ Memories and beliefs
Means nothing more to me ♪
♪ Than a ball and a chain
Inside of my brain ♪
♪ Holding me back
From living a life ♪
♪ I just can't stretch
My wings to fly ♪
♪ I am what I am
Nothing more than a man ♪
♪ Nothing heavenly
Within my command ♪
♪ With everything to lose
I reach out to you ♪
♪ Would you love
A creature like me... ♪
So... how'd you get
in this line of work?
How did you get
into this line of work?
My old man, I guess.
- Dads.
- (CHUCKLES)
Mine got me my first Glock
when I was 12.
- Which one?
- Mm, the 20.
That's a lot of gun
for a little girl.
I was a lot of little girl
for a gun.
♪ Would you look
Into my eyes... ♪
How'd you end up working
for Waller?
What is this, 20 questions?
(SIGHS) After high school,
I joined the CIA,
spent a couple years in the DEO,
then ARGUS,
that's where Waller found me.
And now,
here I am, living the dream,
about to assassinate
a couple of children.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
♪ Would you love
A creature like me... ♪
W...
♪ Would you love
A creature like me... ♪
Um...
Hey, can you, uh, can you watch
for a second? I gotta go...
- Sure, yeah. Yeah, totally.
- ...take a break.
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
(GRUNTING)
VIGILANTE: Psst!
Psst! Hey!
Hey, dude.
That was a really
interesting conversation
- that you guys had.
- The fuck you doing here, man?
I followed you guys
in my Vigilante-mobile.
When'd you get
a Vigilante-mobile?
- You've been in it.
- The Sebring?
Can you believe
this motherfucker?
VIGILANTE: (OVER RADIO)
Oh, my God.
Is that the fuckin'
trashcan guy?
VIGILANTE:
What do you want me to do?
Paint it purple
and put a big red V on the hood?
- I'd get instantly pulled over.
- No, just don't call it
a fuckin' Vigilante-mobile.
It's a Sebring.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- VIGILANTE: What? Fuck!
MURN: (OVER RADIO)
We know he's there, Peacemaker.
Dude, they know you're here.
Get out of the bushes.
VIGILANTE: I don't know
what you're talking about.
What is he supposed to be,
a talking bush?
I... I don't even understand
what he's trying to do.
(SIGHING) Fuck.
Vigilante needs
to stay there with you.
I don't want him going out
and fucking this up.
- Dude.
- What?
You're a fucking clown.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (COMPUTER CHIMES)
All right,
that's definitely photoshopped.
No, it's not.
It says it right. "Berenstain."
A-I, like "ain." Berenstain.
VIGILANTE: Why don't we just
take out the bodyguards
and storm inside?
The bodyguards are probably just
innocents hired to protect them.
Right, okay. Is that the answer?
Shit.
HARCOURT: The Berenstain Bears
are in the dining room.
Copy that. I don't have eyes.
Peacemaker, do you have a shot
on Papa Bear?
Not quite yet.
What the fuck?
They're pouring some sort
of honey-colored goo into bowls.
- They're butterflies.
- How do you know?
What the fuck?
Uh, there's some sort
of purple things
- growing out of their mouths.
- Peacemaker, take 'em out!
- Even the kids?
- MURN: Yes! All four bears, now!
If you have a shot,
terminate 'em immediately!
(PEACEMAKER BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SLURPING)
- (WHISPERING) Fuck.
- MURN: Peacemaker, goddamn it,
- take the shot!
- I don't know if I can hit them.
They're clear. Take the shot.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
You should've put a dove
on the gun! Fuck!
Take a breath, Smith.
Steady yourself.
Goddamn it!
Waller gave us a killer
who can't kill!
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
VIGILANTE: Hey, dude,
move over for a sec.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
(VIGILANTE HUMMING)
- (GUNSHOT)
- (GASPS)
Mama Bear, out.
(VIGILANTE CONTINUES HUMMING)
- (GUNSHOT)
- Billy Bear, out.
(VIGILANTE HUMMING)
(GUNSHOT)
Susie Bear, out.
(SIGHS)
VIGILANTE: And now,
Papa Bear, ou...
(JUDOMASTER YELLS)
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Kiai!
What's "kiai"?
It's a martial arts term,
it means convergence of energy.
Judomaster.
Harcourt, do you copy?
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
- (JUDOMASTER GRUNTS)
- (PEACEMAKER GROANS)
- (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)
MURN: (OVER RADIO) Harcourt,
Peacemaker, do you copy?
- VIGILANTE: Oh, shit!
- (GUNSHOTS)
(GRUNTING)
- (GROANS)
- Do you copy?
(GRUNTING OVER RADIO)
Fuck.
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Adebayo.
John, watch the front gate.
Make sure no one leaves.
- How am I supposed to stop 'em?
- Any way you can!
If anyone lets 'em know
what we're up to here,
we're fucked!
(SIGHS) Obviously,
he feels anger.
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
(GRUNTING)
(VIGILANTE GROANS)
- (VIGILANTE YELLS)
- Shit.
- VIGILANTE: Fuck, dude!
- Sorry.
(GROANS)
VIGILANTE: Uh, no.
No, fuck this. No way.
It's over. You won. Fair fight.
I got... I gotta go. Fuck!
(JUDOMASTER SHRIEKS)
VIGILANTE: No, no,
no, no! (GROANING)
- (SNARLS)
- (GROANING)
Kiai!
Let's get them inside. (PANTS)
(GUN COCKING)
Stay right there.
Oh, shit.
- Who are you?
- HARCOURT: Oh, Jesus.
I don't want you to get hurt.
Just stay there.
- (GUN COCKS)
- LEOTA: Drop your weapon.
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Hands in the air.
All right, I'm cool.
- You work for Royland Goff?
- Yes.
You one of them?
- One of what?
- Adebayo, what are you doing?
- Take care of it.
- Take care of what?
I'm... I'm not one of anything.
I'm former Secret Service and...
- I don't think he's one of them.
- It doesn't matter.
He's seen us!
And Peacemaker needs
our help, now!
Listen, I... I...
I haven't seen anything, okay?
My wife's name is Marianne...
- Why are you prolonging this?
- We've been married 16 years.
- People are depending on us!
- We have three kids.
- Mason, Declan, and Jaden.
- We don't have a goddamn choice!
- Adebayo, what the fuck?
- I love them more than anything
in the world. Don't do this!
- (GUNSHOT)
- (LEOTA SHRIEKS)
(SIGHS)
- (PANTS)
- I'm sorry. I...
I've never killed anyone.
Well, your streak's still going.
Make sure he's clean.
Murn will want a sample
if he's not.
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Oh, God.
(SHUDDERS)
HARCOURT: Hey.
Oh, good. Harcourt.
Peacemaker isn't here.
Can you track him?
HARCOURT: Yeah.
He's in the house.
His heart's still beating.
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(DISTANT CRUNCHING)
- (PLASTIC BAG CRINKLING)
- (JUDOMASTER CHEWING)
(GROANS)
(CRUNCHING)
Try the side door.
The bodyguard
wasn't a butterfly.
HARCOURT: Great.
You're fuckin' adorable.
I want to put you in my pocket.
I want to take you home,
play with you with my GI Joes.
Just don't fuck Chewbacca.
Here's a little-known fact.
Wookies have teeth
on their asshole. That's canon.
Hey, and remember to wave
when I put you away
in my special box, 'cause
if you get stuck in there,
- you'll suffocate.
- Fuck you.
You remind me of a shit
I took last night, only Asian.
Oh, big man.
Hey, nice costume, bro.
Little tight.
You can count the veins
in your dick.
Big, swole man. So tough.
PEACEMAKER: You know,
I'm gonna keep you around,
in case I snap
my Achilles tendon,
I'll replace it
with your whole fuckin' body.
That way, you can help me
flex my toes
for the rest of my life.
Thank you.
Remember when I fucked you up?
What you eatin' there,
Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
Yes.
- Want some?
- PEACEMAKER: Yeah.
(GROANS)
Ow, fuck. All right.
Fuck, I... I get it.
(YELLS) Fuck, man!
What the fuck do they put
in Cheetos?
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS) Seriously, stop!
Fuck!
♪ ("SIX FEET UNDER"
BY KISSIN' DYNAMITE PLAYING) ♪
♪ It feels good here
Six feet under ♪
♪ And I still wait and wonder ♪
♪ How could I
Stay there all the time? ♪
♪ In my grave
It's warm and cozy ♪
♪ It's safe
No one disturbs me ♪
♪ I feel fine
Until the end of time ♪
♪ I've got some sad girl
Some bitch is crying ♪
♪ Some poor souls more
That are whining ♪
♪ Six shots in the back
Thanks for the attack ♪
- ♪ It feels good ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under... ♪
VIGILANTE: What the fuck?
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is mine ♪
♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is what I find ♪
- ♪ Six feet ♪
- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Under ♪
- ♪ It's my home ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ I'm alone ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ No one controls ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six... ♪
Take the tunnel to the forest.
From there, get to Glan Tai,
let them know
- what's occurred here.
- Yes.
♪ In some nights
I think of lifetime ♪
♪ Sunlight
And how the stars shine ♪
♪ Bit by bit I forget 'bout it ♪
♪ But I guess
I'm feeling happy ♪
♪ Unstressed
And sometimes sappy ♪
♪ On my own... ♪
(BEEPS)
Oh, shit. We're over them.
There's a basement.
Where the hell's the door?
♪ Some sad girl
Some bitch is crying ♪
♪ Some poor souls more
That are whining ♪
- ♪ Six shots in the back ♪
- (MACHINE HUMS)
♪ Thanks for the attack ♪
- ♪ It feels good ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ It feels fine ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is mine ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
(LEOTA GASPS)
- ♪ This place is what I find ♪
- ♪ Six feet ♪
- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Under ♪
- ♪ It's my home ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ I'm alone ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet... ♪
(GASPS)
- ♪ No one controls ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
♪ This place is six feet under ♪
Fuck.
♪ Six feet under... ♪
Wait, wait. Wait, wait,
no, no, no!
- No! (GRUNTS)
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- What are you doing?
- If I keep changing
my facial expressions,
he won't be able
to recognize me in a lineup!
You need to tell me what
you know, how you know it,
and who sent you.
Otherwise, you will know pain
- unlike ever before.
- I'm not telling you shit!
- (ELECTRICITY BUZZES)
- (SCREAMS)
Fuck!
Does that change your mind?
Sorry, pal, not for sale.
- What?
- Give it all you got!
No, no, no, no! (SCREAMS)
How do you like that?
I like it. I like it a lot.
I don't give a fuck!
You're not gonna break me,
motherfucker!
Oh, good God, no!
No, no, no, no, no, p...
(SCREAMS) Oh, fuck.
(THUDDING)
Goddamn it! (GRUNTING)
MURN: Peel off the back
and put it on the door.
Fuck!
What is it?
Experimental ARGUS device,
an adhesive explosive.
I just have to link it up
to this program.
(RETCHES)
Why are you licking it?
I thought it was an adhesive,
like an envelope.
You just have to peel off
the back and stick it on there.
I'm sorry, I just... Ugh.
(GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
Hey.
Aren't you Gut Chase's
younger brother?
The one who was playing D&D
all the time?
(VIGILANTE GROANING)
Since then I've turned my body
into an instrument of vengeance.
Dude, that's admirable.
Your body's way more toned
than it used to be.
- (GROANS) Thanks.
- I mean, you were always wiry,
but solid frame.
Good foundation, I guess.
- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.
PEACEMAKER: Hey, hey.
Don't worry. I'm not giving
this guy anything.
Uh, maybe you could just
give him a little?
(BEEPING)
ECONOMOS:
Oh, you fucking fucker.
Fuck! Fuck.
No, not the fucking car,
you little fucker!
So, pure pain
couldn't get you to talk.
What about the fear of losing
something more permanent,
like a toe?
I'll start with his pinky.
What? My pinky? Why me again?
This one's obviously the alpha,
more likely to have knowledge.
And humans are, above all,
creatures of empathy.
The best way to get them to talk
is to hurt the ones
they love most.
- What?
- Fuck it!
Cut off all his toes,
I don't care!
Dude, if someone
doesn't have their pinky toe,
they'd fall over!
It's the most important toe
in the human body!
I don't think that's true.
Well, it is. I read it
on the internet! (SCREAMS)
(GROANING)
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(BEEPS)
God! (CRIES)
- Ugh.
- VIGILANTE: No! (SCREAMING)
(BEEPS)
Worked in the lab, damn it.
- (GROANS)
- GOFF: Why is it not coming off?
'Cause your blades
are dull as fuck, man! (SCREAMS)
Why don't you maintain
your torture shit? (GROANS)
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- (RETCHES)
(BEEPS)
(SIGHS)
I guess it's not working.
(GROANING)
♪ ("CHOOSE ME"
BY BAND-MAID PLAYING ON RADIO) ♪
♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪
- (SHRIEKS)
- (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(SHRIEKS)
(GRUNTING)
No!
- Peace out, motherfucker.
- (SHRIEKS)
(GUNSHOT)
(PANTING)
ECONOMOS: Oh. Oh. Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Fuck. (GRUNTS)
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
(EXHALES)
- Ugh.
- (JUDOMASTER GROANING)
Hey, stop where you are!
Ah, fuck. I said stop!
- (YELLS)
- (GROANS)
- (YELLS)
- (GROANS)
(WHEEZING)
Oh, come on. Really?
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS)
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
Economos, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Kiai!
- (LEOTA COUGHING)
- Are you all right?
Yeah. (GROANS)
(GROANS)
(MURN COUGHING)
Are you all right?
LEOTA: We're coming, Smith!
We're trying! (COUGHS)
Smith? Smith?
We're okay. We're down here.
(GROANS) I think he only cut off
about half my toe.
Hey, what'd you say
your name was again?
Adrian.
I need to put my mask back on
in case they come down.
(PANTING)
(FLESH SQUELCHING)
What the...
♪ ("PUSH PUSH (LADY LIGHTNING)"
BY BANG CAMARO PLAYING) ♪
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
(CREATURE CHITTERS)
(CHITTERS)
♪ Ooh, come on
I wanna take you higher ♪
♪ Ooh, come on... ♪
Oh. Project Butterfly.
(CHITTERS)
♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
♪ Push! Push! ♪
(BEEPING)
♪ Ooh, come on
I wanna take you higher ♪
♪ Ooh, come on
Let's make electric fire ♪
♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
♪ Push! Push! ♪
♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
♪ Push! Push! ♪
♪ Push! Push! Push! Push! ♪
♪ Push! Push! Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- Dude.
- What?
If you fuck up this mission,
I will kill your fuckin' family.
(LAUGHING) Oh, okay.
Good luck.
A little late for that.
You guys got beer?
about something here.
Homunculi freak me the fuck out.
- Homunculi?
- Yeah.
It's plural for homunculus.
It's a tiny miniature person.
Yeah, I don't like
what they're up to.
I don't like
what they fuckin' do.
Hey, Doll Man,
you ever meet him?
- LEOTA ADEBAYO: Doll Man?
- He turns small.
LEOTA: He calls
himself Doll Man?
Yeah. Barrett M82?
- Yep.
- Nice.
You ever seen
a one-millimeter finger?
Gives me the heebie-jeebies.
(SHUDDERS)
Nobody told me I had to
deal with fuckin' homunculi.
LEOTA: Well, who's saying
you gotta deal with them now?
You kidding me?
I found a miniature spaceship
in the apartment of the chick
I had sex with.
You guys know.
The one who was really
into having sex with me,
- she came like, four times?
- We know who she is.
We don't need to know how much
she enjoyed having sex with you.
- What if it's a clue?
- It's not.
Fair. I was just trying
to slip it into conversation.
Hope nobody noticed. My bad.
Still, fuckin' hate homunculi.
Where's this tiny spaceship now?
Adebayo's desk, under my lunch.
- John.
- Oh, fuck.
Hey, I want it back when
you're done with it, Dye-Beard!
Oh, shit. Is Project Butterfly
homunculi that team up
with hard-bodied sluts
that wanna control us?
No, but who's the guy
that's peeking out
behind the trashcan?
Fuck, it's... it's Vigilante.
He's trying to be helpful.
Hey! Get outta here!
What? I'm just looking
from behind a trashcan.
- It's a normal thing to do.
- The hell it is!
VIGILANTE: Are you
a psychiatrist?
- EMILIA HARCOURT: What?
- VIGILANTE: Then don't tell me what's normal!
Maybe my secret identity
is a psychiatrist
and I know what's normal.
If you're a psychiatrist,
we're all screwed.
Get the fuck out of here!
VIGILANTE: I was about to go,
and then you had to say that.
Now if I acquiesce,
I'll look and feel small.
Vij, bro, come on. Be cool.
VIGILANTE: I just wanna
make sure you're okay.
- I don't trust these people.
- I'm fine.
VIGILANTE: Just remember, even if
they end up being okay to "work with,"
they're still not gonna be
good friends.
(LOUDLY) And none of them is
the type to be a best friend!
- (SCOFFS)
- PEACEMAKER: Okay.
(CHUCKLES) I'm just chuckling
even thinking about it.
- Okay, bro.
- VIGILANTE: If one of them
does become a friend,
it should be her,
because there's a bunch
of rumors going around
about you being racist,
and, you know,
- frankly, it's a little embarrassing for me.
- (SCOFFS)
As if I become
a racist by osmosis,
even though I mostly
kill white people, so...
Catch you guys later.
Isn't that guy wanted
on multiple counts of murder?
We have bigger fish to fry.
We have a United States Senator
to assassinate by the end
of the day.
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
- ♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪
♪ Make a move extreme ♪
- ♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪
♪ Float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪
- ♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪
♪ Getting snow blind ♪
- ♪ Game ♪
- ♪ Set, go ♪
♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon
In a world beyond ♪
♪ Got a beat, got a heat
On a phony string ♪
- ♪ Tear your world apart ♪
- ♪ Once the magic starts ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
♪ But you ♪
♪ Dancing with
Your blinkers on ♪
♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
♪ The mirror lies ♪
♪ The whole world's wrong
But you ♪
♪ Dancing with
Your blinkers on ♪
♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)
♪ ("POWERTRAIN"
BY ENEMIES SWE PLAYING) ♪
♪ I'm a powertrain
Can't stop fightin' ♪
♪ Breaking night and day
Can't stop crying ♪
♪ I'm a powertrain
Can't stop fightin' ♪
♪ I'm a working-class hero ♪
- ♪ I am, yeah ♪
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
CLEMSON MURN: Our target
is Senator Royland Goff.
He's mostly known
for being a radical proponent
of climate change.
Okay, so we're gonna kill him
'cause climate change is a hoax?
Why do all people
that think pro wrestling is real
think climate change is a hoax?
- It's not a hoax.
- (SCOFFS) Yeah, okay.
Facebook's lying to me every day
for no reason.
Senator Goff is a butterfly,
and we need to take him out.
Next photo.
- (LAUGHS)
- Fuck!
- JOHN ECONOMOS: What did...
- PEACEMAKER: Look at this!
- (HARCOURT LAUGHING)
- Shit. I'm so sorry.
- My wife sent it to me.
- Your wife? Holy shit!
Yes, my wife.
Fuck, I'm so sorry...
I had no idea
Adebayo here was playing
for the Washington
Lickalotapusses!
Did you, Murn? Did you...
Well, I didn't know
that you was playing for the,
I don't know, the fuckin'
Milwaukee Roided-Up
- Toilet Bowl Hats!
- I'm not from Milwaukee!
Well, I'm so sorry, sir. She
just moved to a different hotel
because Harcourt said that it would be
dangerous if we stayed in the same suite.
- Oh, shit!
- HARCOURT: Oh, okay.
- She just threw you under the bus!
- So this is my fault now?
No, it's just now Keeya thinks
I chose this job over her.
And we're experimenting
with new forms of intimacy.
And I didn't know that WhatsApp
would just automatically
- put this onto the device.
- You're... (LAUGHS)
Yeah, WhatsApp will do that
if you don't change
the settings.
- Nobody told me!
- Yeah, no shit.
- (LAUGHS)
- It's not that fuckin' funny!
- It is.
- Dick.
- Just continue, Leota.
- Yes, sir.
PEACEMAKER: (EXHALING) Whoo!
Goff may be traveling
with his family.
(LAUGHING)
That is a weird segue.
We don't know yet whether or not
his wife and children
are butterflies. If so...
you'll have to kill all of 'em.
What?
I thought you loved peace
with all your heart,
no matter how many men,
women, and children
you needed to kill to get it?
Yes, I said that. I say that.
And I... I mean it. It's...
Like, that's the vow I took,
but...
Kids?
Well, we aren't sure yet
if they're butterflies.
Okay, easy. This is the part
where you tell me
what the fuck a butterfly is.
We're not here
to answer your questions, Smith.
So what is it,
"Just trust us and shoot kids"?
Come on, man,
look how adorable that one is.
The other one, not so much.
He's got like a Children
of the Corn vibe going on.
Are you sure those two kids
came out of those parents?
That's an attractive couple, and
that one looks like it came out of them,
- but the other one looks like a butt baby.
- A "butt baby"?
Yeah, my older brother told me
there's two types of babies.
One that comes out
of a woman's vagina, normal,
and then butt babies,
worse in every way.
They come out of a woman's butt.
You know, I believed
I was a butt baby
- until I was like, 14.
- That explains a lot.
What does this have
to do with anything?
Just because that's
an unattractive child
- doesn't mean I wanna kill it.
- Your feelings are noted.
This is Goff's bodyguard,
goes by the name of Judomaster.
(SCOFFS) The fuck's
that guy gonna protect him from,
- pink hearts and green clovers?
- We understand he's dangerous.
He... he's two feet tall!
We'll be on site
in about ten minutes.
Peacemaker and Harcourt
will take out Goff,
while Leota, John,
and I work remotely.
Don't terminate the kids
or the wife
until we tell you it's okay.
- Any questions?
- PEACEMAKER: Yes.
Is scissoring real? I keep
getting contradictory reports.
I suspected you were a butt baby
from the beginning.
PEACEMAKER: Oh, I'm all for it.
One thing I'm in favor of,
it's two chicks going at it.
- Oh, geez.
- What? I'm a fuckin' ally.
Having a lesbian haircut
doesn't make you an ally.
You haven't seen my porn folder,
400 gigs of alliance.
Hey, uh,
where's the dove of peace?
- The what?
- The dove of peace,
my trademark.
It's engraved on all my weapons,
my tomahawk, my sword,
my blowdarts, my pistol!
You wanted us to stop
and take the sniper rifle
to an engraver
and put a dove of peace on it?
Uh, yeah! This is fucked up!
I don't think I can kill someone
with something that doesn't have
the dove of peace on it.
Fuck. Every time I draw
a dove of peace,
it looks like a ghost.
Fuck!
So, why don't you just tell him
what butterflies are?
I don't trust him. Do you?
I guess not.
We need Peacemaker
to stop questioning us.
He's stubborn, but he also
has a deep need to belong.
We can use that
to our advantage.
- Cool.
- Toss me a screw.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
So, uh...
they say you've done, like,
some real hardcore shit.
I'm trying to do what I can
to make up for my past.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Things I've done make me...
sad.
There.
That's a feeling of mine
I just shared with you.
Cool.
It is cool, 'cause I've never
done it before.
- Never done what before?
- Shared a feeling.
(CHUCKLING) Come on.
You've never shared any feeling?
- MURN: No.
- Like, you've never even said,
- "Oh, my God, I'm hungry"?
- No.
You've never said, uh,
"It's chilly in here"?
Is "chilly" a feeling?
- Yeah, I think so.
- No.
Come on, you've never said
you've felt chilly?
Why? Think I'm some weak-ass
girly-man who needs
a poofy jacket
or a little blanky?
You gonna bring me
a baby pacifier
- for that wittle bwanky, John?
- No.
That's how I thought
of it in the past. (SIGHS)
Now I'm becoming a deeper,
more well-rounded individual.
In fact,
I'm a little chilly right now.
- You are?
- MURN: No.
But I saw it as an opportunity
for growth to say I was.
Uh, okay.
Looks like we're good to go.
- (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
- (FROGS CROAKING)
(GRUNTS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Those ones are empty calories.
(DEVICES BEEPING)
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Here they come. Here they come.
We got the Berenstein Bears
in the Mercedes.
Papa Bear, Mama Bear,
Brother Bear, and Sister Bear
all accounted for.
We've got a bodyguard
and Cobra Kai
- in a Cadillac Escalade.
- Copy.
Uh, it's Berenstain Bears.
What?
The children's books,
it's Berenstain Bears,
not Berenstein Bears.
(SCOFFS) Dude, I grew up
on those books.
It's Berenstein Bears.
Mm, absolutely not.
It's actually named
after the creators,
Stan and Jan Berens...
- Does this fuckin' matter?
- No, sir.
It's Berenstein.
I don't mean to correct you,
sir, but it...
Shut up.
Mercedes and Escalade
have landed.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(BODYGUARD LAUGHS)
ROYLAND GOFF:
Oh, little rug rats are here.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
There she is.
The macaroni monster!
- The macaroni...
- Kid's not as ugly in person.
Still looks weird, though.
Is your target in sight?
(LAUGHING)
- He's playing with the kids.
- MRS. GOFF: Kids, it's time for bed now.
MURN: (OVER RADIO)
Is Goff in sight?
Nope.
- MURN: Now?
- No.
Take your shot when he's clear.
Yeah, I know, dude.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
MURN: They're about
to enter the house.
I know what he's about to do.
I still don't have
a goddamn shot!
If you don't get him now, Smith,
we'll probably
- have to wait till morning.
- Yeah, that's not helping me
make the big motherfucker
in front of him disappear, okay?
You want me to take him out too?
- No.
- MRS. GOFF: Okay, stop right there.
Fuck.
BODYGUARD: All right,
hook a brother up.
- No.
- BODYGUARD: Okay.
- I don't need the carbs anyway.
- I noticed.
Look, they're in the window.
What the fuck?
I think the whole family
is butterflies.
- Why?
- The second they were out
of the bodyguards' sight,
their demeanor changed.
They dropped the pretense
of being a playful family.
They're politicians, right?
Maybe the whole
happy family thing
is just what they do in public.
I don't think that's
what it was. Did you see them?
I don't know.
Maybe they're just weird. I th...
I'm not cool
with any of this shit anyway.
I don't know why we're fucking
killing these people, okay?
A Sharpie dove of peace
isn't a legitimate dove.
- What?
- This fuckin' thing!
I'm not a fuckin' drawer, okay?
MURN: (OVER RADIO)
Calm down, Peacemaker.
We're not killing anyone
who doesn't deserve it.
I'm not Amanda Waller.
Guess we'll just have
to wait until morning.
(SIGHS)
♪ ("WOULD YOU LOVE A CREATURE"
BY SISTER PLAYING) ♪
♪ Memories and beliefs
Means nothing more to me ♪
♪ Than a ball and a chain
Inside of my brain ♪
♪ Holding me back
From living a life ♪
♪ I just can't stretch
My wings to fly ♪
♪ I am what I am
Nothing more than a man ♪
♪ Nothing heavenly
Within my command ♪
♪ With everything to lose
I reach out to you ♪
♪ Would you love
A creature like me... ♪
So... how'd you get
in this line of work?
How did you get
into this line of work?
My old man, I guess.
- Dads.
- (CHUCKLES)
Mine got me my first Glock
when I was 12.
- Which one?
- Mm, the 20.
That's a lot of gun
for a little girl.
I was a lot of little girl
for a gun.
♪ Would you look
Into my eyes... ♪
How'd you end up working
for Waller?
What is this, 20 questions?
(SIGHS) After high school,
I joined the CIA,
spent a couple years in the DEO,
then ARGUS,
that's where Waller found me.
And now,
here I am, living the dream,
about to assassinate
a couple of children.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
♪ Would you love
A creature like me... ♪
W...
♪ Would you love
A creature like me... ♪
Um...
Hey, can you, uh, can you watch
for a second? I gotta go...
- Sure, yeah. Yeah, totally.
- ...take a break.
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
(GRUNTING)
VIGILANTE: Psst!
Psst! Hey!
Hey, dude.
That was a really
interesting conversation
- that you guys had.
- The fuck you doing here, man?
I followed you guys
in my Vigilante-mobile.
When'd you get
a Vigilante-mobile?
- You've been in it.
- The Sebring?
Can you believe
this motherfucker?
VIGILANTE: (OVER RADIO)
Oh, my God.
Is that the fuckin'
trashcan guy?
VIGILANTE:
What do you want me to do?
Paint it purple
and put a big red V on the hood?
- I'd get instantly pulled over.
- No, just don't call it
a fuckin' Vigilante-mobile.
It's a Sebring.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- VIGILANTE: What? Fuck!
MURN: (OVER RADIO)
We know he's there, Peacemaker.
Dude, they know you're here.
Get out of the bushes.
VIGILANTE: I don't know
what you're talking about.
What is he supposed to be,
a talking bush?
I... I don't even understand
what he's trying to do.
(SIGHING) Fuck.
Vigilante needs
to stay there with you.
I don't want him going out
and fucking this up.
- Dude.
- What?
You're a fucking clown.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (COMPUTER CHIMES)
All right,
that's definitely photoshopped.
No, it's not.
It says it right. "Berenstain."
A-I, like "ain." Berenstain.
VIGILANTE: Why don't we just
take out the bodyguards
and storm inside?
The bodyguards are probably just
innocents hired to protect them.
Right, okay. Is that the answer?
Shit.
HARCOURT: The Berenstain Bears
are in the dining room.
Copy that. I don't have eyes.
Peacemaker, do you have a shot
on Papa Bear?
Not quite yet.
What the fuck?
They're pouring some sort
of honey-colored goo into bowls.
- They're butterflies.
- How do you know?
What the fuck?
Uh, there's some sort
of purple things
- growing out of their mouths.
- Peacemaker, take 'em out!
- Even the kids?
- MURN: Yes! All four bears, now!
If you have a shot,
terminate 'em immediately!
(PEACEMAKER BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SLURPING)
- (WHISPERING) Fuck.
- MURN: Peacemaker, goddamn it,
- take the shot!
- I don't know if I can hit them.
They're clear. Take the shot.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
You should've put a dove
on the gun! Fuck!
Take a breath, Smith.
Steady yourself.
Goddamn it!
Waller gave us a killer
who can't kill!
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
VIGILANTE: Hey, dude,
move over for a sec.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
(VIGILANTE HUMMING)
- (GUNSHOT)
- (GASPS)
Mama Bear, out.
(VIGILANTE CONTINUES HUMMING)
- (GUNSHOT)
- Billy Bear, out.
(VIGILANTE HUMMING)
(GUNSHOT)
Susie Bear, out.
(SIGHS)
VIGILANTE: And now,
Papa Bear, ou...
(JUDOMASTER YELLS)
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Kiai!
What's "kiai"?
It's a martial arts term,
it means convergence of energy.
Judomaster.
Harcourt, do you copy?
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
- (JUDOMASTER GRUNTS)
- (PEACEMAKER GROANS)
- (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)
MURN: (OVER RADIO) Harcourt,
Peacemaker, do you copy?
- VIGILANTE: Oh, shit!
- (GUNSHOTS)
(GRUNTING)
- (GROANS)
- Do you copy?
(GRUNTING OVER RADIO)
Fuck.
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Adebayo.
John, watch the front gate.
Make sure no one leaves.
- How am I supposed to stop 'em?
- Any way you can!
If anyone lets 'em know
what we're up to here,
we're fucked!
(SIGHS) Obviously,
he feels anger.
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
(GRUNTING)
(VIGILANTE GROANS)
- (VIGILANTE YELLS)
- Shit.
- VIGILANTE: Fuck, dude!
- Sorry.
(GROANS)
VIGILANTE: Uh, no.
No, fuck this. No way.
It's over. You won. Fair fight.
I got... I gotta go. Fuck!
(JUDOMASTER SHRIEKS)
VIGILANTE: No, no,
no, no! (GROANING)
- (SNARLS)
- (GROANING)
Kiai!
Let's get them inside. (PANTS)
(GUN COCKING)
Stay right there.
Oh, shit.
- Who are you?
- HARCOURT: Oh, Jesus.
I don't want you to get hurt.
Just stay there.
- (GUN COCKS)
- LEOTA: Drop your weapon.
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Hands in the air.
All right, I'm cool.
- You work for Royland Goff?
- Yes.
You one of them?
- One of what?
- Adebayo, what are you doing?
- Take care of it.
- Take care of what?
I'm... I'm not one of anything.
I'm former Secret Service and...
- I don't think he's one of them.
- It doesn't matter.
He's seen us!
And Peacemaker needs
our help, now!
Listen, I... I...
I haven't seen anything, okay?
My wife's name is Marianne...
- Why are you prolonging this?
- We've been married 16 years.
- People are depending on us!
- We have three kids.
- Mason, Declan, and Jaden.
- We don't have a goddamn choice!
- Adebayo, what the fuck?
- I love them more than anything
in the world. Don't do this!
- (GUNSHOT)
- (LEOTA SHRIEKS)
(SIGHS)
- (PANTS)
- I'm sorry. I...
I've never killed anyone.
Well, your streak's still going.
Make sure he's clean.
Murn will want a sample
if he's not.
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Oh, God.
(SHUDDERS)
HARCOURT: Hey.
Oh, good. Harcourt.
Peacemaker isn't here.
Can you track him?
HARCOURT: Yeah.
He's in the house.
His heart's still beating.
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(DISTANT CRUNCHING)
- (PLASTIC BAG CRINKLING)
- (JUDOMASTER CHEWING)
(GROANS)
(CRUNCHING)
Try the side door.
The bodyguard
wasn't a butterfly.
HARCOURT: Great.
You're fuckin' adorable.
I want to put you in my pocket.
I want to take you home,
play with you with my GI Joes.
Just don't fuck Chewbacca.
Here's a little-known fact.
Wookies have teeth
on their asshole. That's canon.
Hey, and remember to wave
when I put you away
in my special box, 'cause
if you get stuck in there,
- you'll suffocate.
- Fuck you.
You remind me of a shit
I took last night, only Asian.
Oh, big man.
Hey, nice costume, bro.
Little tight.
You can count the veins
in your dick.
Big, swole man. So tough.
PEACEMAKER: You know,
I'm gonna keep you around,
in case I snap
my Achilles tendon,
I'll replace it
with your whole fuckin' body.
That way, you can help me
flex my toes
for the rest of my life.
Thank you.
Remember when I fucked you up?
What you eatin' there,
Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
Yes.
- Want some?
- PEACEMAKER: Yeah.
(GROANS)
Ow, fuck. All right.
Fuck, I... I get it.
(YELLS) Fuck, man!
What the fuck do they put
in Cheetos?
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS) Seriously, stop!
Fuck!
♪ ("SIX FEET UNDER"
BY KISSIN' DYNAMITE PLAYING) ♪
♪ It feels good here
Six feet under ♪
♪ And I still wait and wonder ♪
♪ How could I
Stay there all the time? ♪
♪ In my grave
It's warm and cozy ♪
♪ It's safe
No one disturbs me ♪
♪ I feel fine
Until the end of time ♪
♪ I've got some sad girl
Some bitch is crying ♪
♪ Some poor souls more
That are whining ♪
♪ Six shots in the back
Thanks for the attack ♪
- ♪ It feels good ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under... ♪
VIGILANTE: What the fuck?
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is mine ♪
♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is what I find ♪
- ♪ Six feet ♪
- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Under ♪
- ♪ It's my home ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ I'm alone ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ No one controls ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six... ♪
Take the tunnel to the forest.
From there, get to Glan Tai,
let them know
- what's occurred here.
- Yes.
♪ In some nights
I think of lifetime ♪
♪ Sunlight
And how the stars shine ♪
♪ Bit by bit I forget 'bout it ♪
♪ But I guess
I'm feeling happy ♪
♪ Unstressed
And sometimes sappy ♪
♪ On my own... ♪
(BEEPS)
Oh, shit. We're over them.
There's a basement.
Where the hell's the door?
♪ Some sad girl
Some bitch is crying ♪
♪ Some poor souls more
That are whining ♪
- ♪ Six shots in the back ♪
- (MACHINE HUMS)
♪ Thanks for the attack ♪
- ♪ It feels good ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ It feels fine ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ This place is mine ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
(LEOTA GASPS)
- ♪ This place is what I find ♪
- ♪ Six feet ♪
- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Under ♪
- ♪ It's my home ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
- ♪ I'm alone ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet... ♪
(GASPS)
- ♪ No one controls ♪
- ♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
♪ This place is six feet under ♪
Fuck.
♪ Six feet under... ♪
Wait, wait. Wait, wait,
no, no, no!
- No! (GRUNTS)
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- What are you doing?
- If I keep changing
my facial expressions,
he won't be able
to recognize me in a lineup!
You need to tell me what
you know, how you know it,
and who sent you.
Otherwise, you will know pain
- unlike ever before.
- I'm not telling you shit!
- (ELECTRICITY BUZZES)
- (SCREAMS)
Fuck!
Does that change your mind?
Sorry, pal, not for sale.
- What?
- Give it all you got!
No, no, no, no! (SCREAMS)
How do you like that?
I like it. I like it a lot.
I don't give a fuck!
You're not gonna break me,
motherfucker!
Oh, good God, no!
No, no, no, no, no, p...
(SCREAMS) Oh, fuck.
(THUDDING)
Goddamn it! (GRUNTING)
MURN: Peel off the back
and put it on the door.
Fuck!
What is it?
Experimental ARGUS device,
an adhesive explosive.
I just have to link it up
to this program.
(RETCHES)
Why are you licking it?
I thought it was an adhesive,
like an envelope.
You just have to peel off
the back and stick it on there.
I'm sorry, I just... Ugh.
(GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
Hey.
Aren't you Gut Chase's
younger brother?
The one who was playing D&D
all the time?
(VIGILANTE GROANING)
Since then I've turned my body
into an instrument of vengeance.
Dude, that's admirable.
Your body's way more toned
than it used to be.
- (GROANS) Thanks.
- I mean, you were always wiry,
but solid frame.
Good foundation, I guess.
- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.
PEACEMAKER: Hey, hey.
Don't worry. I'm not giving
this guy anything.
Uh, maybe you could just
give him a little?
(BEEPING)
ECONOMOS:
Oh, you fucking fucker.
Fuck! Fuck.
No, not the fucking car,
you little fucker!
So, pure pain
couldn't get you to talk.
What about the fear of losing
something more permanent,
like a toe?
I'll start with his pinky.
What? My pinky? Why me again?
This one's obviously the alpha,
more likely to have knowledge.
And humans are, above all,
creatures of empathy.
The best way to get them to talk
is to hurt the ones
they love most.
- What?
- Fuck it!
Cut off all his toes,
I don't care!
Dude, if someone
doesn't have their pinky toe,
they'd fall over!
It's the most important toe
in the human body!
I don't think that's true.
Well, it is. I read it
on the internet! (SCREAMS)
(GROANING)
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(BEEPS)
God! (CRIES)
- Ugh.
- VIGILANTE: No! (SCREAMING)
(BEEPS)
Worked in the lab, damn it.
- (GROANS)
- GOFF: Why is it not coming off?
'Cause your blades
are dull as fuck, man! (SCREAMS)
Why don't you maintain
your torture shit? (GROANS)
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- (RETCHES)
(BEEPS)
(SIGHS)
I guess it's not working.
(GROANING)
♪ ("CHOOSE ME"
BY BAND-MAID PLAYING ON RADIO) ♪
♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪
- (SHRIEKS)
- (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(SHRIEKS)
(GRUNTING)
No!
- Peace out, motherfucker.
- (SHRIEKS)
(GUNSHOT)
(PANTING)
ECONOMOS: Oh. Oh. Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Fuck. (GRUNTS)
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
(EXHALES)
- Ugh.
- (JUDOMASTER GROANING)
Hey, stop where you are!
Ah, fuck. I said stop!
- (YELLS)
- (GROANS)
- (YELLS)
- (GROANS)
(WHEEZING)
Oh, come on. Really?
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS)
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
Economos, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Kiai!
- (LEOTA COUGHING)
- Are you all right?
Yeah. (GROANS)
(GROANS)
(MURN COUGHING)
Are you all right?
LEOTA: We're coming, Smith!
We're trying! (COUGHS)
Smith? Smith?
We're okay. We're down here.
(GROANS) I think he only cut off
about half my toe.
Hey, what'd you say
your name was again?
Adrian.
I need to put my mask back on
in case they come down.
(PANTING)
(FLESH SQUELCHING)
What the...
♪ ("PUSH PUSH (LADY LIGHTNING)"
BY BANG CAMARO PLAYING) ♪
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
(CREATURE CHITTERS)
(CHITTERS)
♪ Ooh, come on
I wanna take you higher ♪
♪ Ooh, come on... ♪
Oh. Project Butterfly.
(CHITTERS)
♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
♪ Push! Push! ♪
(BEEPING)
♪ Ooh, come on
I wanna take you higher ♪
♪ Ooh, come on
Let's make electric fire ♪
♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
♪ Push! Push! ♪
♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
♪ Push! Push! ♪
♪ Push! Push! Push! Push! ♪
♪ Push! Push! Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! Lady Lightning! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Push! Push! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- Dude.
- What?
If you fuck up this mission,
I will kill your fuckin' family.
(LAUGHING) Oh, okay.
Good luck.
A little late for that.
You guys got beer?