Paul Sinha's TV Showdown (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Episode #2.1 - full transcript

APPLAUSE

Hello, I'm Paul Sinha,
and welcome to another TV Showdown,

where two teams of celebrities
go head—to—head in a quiz

all about television,
from the comfort of our sofas.

And joining me with their
dazzling TV knowledge

are our regular team captains.

The class act, Fay Ripley,

and the class clown, Rob Beckett.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Hello, Fay. Who have you got
on your team tonight?

I'm genuinely excited, cos I've
got a big girl's crush on her,

it's the funniest woman on telly,
it's Katherine Ryan.



Aw, thanks, Fay.

And a fellow foodie,
I've got your cookbook,

I've been jerking
your chicken all week.

Come on.
You are delicious!

It's Big Zuu!
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So, that's Fay's team.
Rob, who's on your team?

Well, we're honoured to have
gold medal Olympic hero,

Denise Lewis,

and some geezer I met down
the market, it's Gregg Wallace!

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What a line—up we have.
Let's start with Katherine.

You grew up in Canada.

Did you watch much
British television? I did not.

Since I moved here, I developed
favourite British programmes.



We don't have panel shows in Canada,
we have kind of one fishing show.

LAUGHTER
I never got into the soaps much.

And, obviously, I learned a lot

about British comedy
and Carry On films.

I love that now,
but I didn't grow up with it.

You just had one fishing show?
Yeah. The Salmon Derby.

LAUGHTER

And TV must be close to your heart,

cos you also reconnected
with your now—husband

on Who Do You Think You Are?

Yes. So it pays to say yes.
Any time the phone rings - yes.

"Katherine, will you
advertise this cat food?" Yes.

"Katherine, would you like
to search your ancestry?”

Of course.
LAUGHTER

And then I went back to Canada,

and I didn't know where my ancestry
would take me in Canada.

I was in Toronto,
close to where I grew up,

just for one night,
and I went out with my sister,

and then my high—school boyfriend
walked into the bar,

and I thought that
it would be a laugh

to bring him back
to my mom"s house.

LAUGHTER

What a lovely story.
Thank you.

Gregg, did you have
a similar experience

on Who Do You Think You Are?
No, my story was sad.

Oh...
Keep it light, Gregg. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

It wasn't the greatest
of experiences, it was quite sad.

Was there a dream that
you'd have a Danny Dyer moment

and find yourself
related to Edward 11?

No, I was hoping
for something like that.

Hoping for Genghis Khan, yeah.
ROB: Yeah.

You're from South East London,
it's a risk.

I couldn't do
Who Do You Think You Are?

Cos I know who I am,
and I don't want anyone else to.

LAUGHTER

Fay?
Yes?

Would you do it?
They turned me down.

GASPS
They turned me down.

I gave them photos,

some background on what
I thought was really...

I had a king in my background,
King of the Bananas, you see.

So, the first import—exporter
of a banana.

LAUGHTER
Not good enough, apparently.

DENISE: I wasn't good enough.

They couldn't go far enough
back on my maternal line

to do the show.
I was a bit gutted.

You know, going back to Jamaica,

I thought I'd fly out
and have a good time.

What will happen is they'll
run out of people at some point,

they'll come back to you and me,
and we'll say, "Fuck off!"

LAUGHTER

Still, Fay and Denise,
you got a phone call,

so that must've been nice.

LAUGHTER

Big Zuu, you learned cooking
from your mum, I understand,

but not in the way you'd expect?

Yeah, my mum wasn't the best at
making, like, westernised dishes,

she was from Sierra Leone,
so she used to cook a lot

of African food like fufu
and jollof rice

and stuff like that, so...

Sorry, you'll have to explain
for everyone, what is fufu?

Fufu, it is pounded yam.

They get the yam, they pound it.
LAUGHTER

Then they boil it.
Then it comes together.

It's like a potato mash,
but African.

What's amazing about Big Zuu's
food, I have to say, OK...

So, I also have cookbooks,

but my son, my 14-year—old son,
won't cook my recipes.

He'll only cook Big Zuu's food.

He's literally teaching
the next generation how to do it.

It's amazing.
Watch out, Gregg.

LAUGHTER
He's coming for your job.

Have you had a bit of fufu? Yeah.
Had a bit of fufu in his time.

Yeah, I've fu'd a bit of fu
in my time. Most certainly.

Now, Fay, we've got a quiz.
Yes, let's get quizzing!

We've got questions
that are lined up for you. Great.

Fay, it's your team to go first.

I'L show you a clip,
then you'll be asked

three related questions,
remember them?

An easy, a medium, and a hard.

Trust me, this clip is juicy.
Ooh.

WOMAN: There is not such
a lot of juice, Deborah, dear,

only when they are
sliced with a knife.

At home, we make a little hole
in our oranges, and we suck them.

LAUGHTER

That is the way
I like to take them best,

but Deborah says it is vulgar,

and altogether too redolent
of a ritual undertaken by...

...by little babies.
LAUGHTER

My sister does not care
for the expression... "suck”.

LAUGHTER

We will repair to our rooms,

and consume our fruit in solitude.

LAUGHTER

And on that bombshell, Fay,
your team's first question is...

there were, amongst those FDs,
two dames in that clip.

Dame Eileen Atkins,
and which other?

It's Judi Dench. Is that Judi?
That's Judi Dench.

I know because she won a BAFTA
when I was nominated.

She took my BAFTA.
LAUGHTER

But that's definitely
Dame Judi Dench.

You're right, it is Judi Dench.
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Well played.

I was thinking nothing actually
rhymes with orange. No.

Your second question is...
the fictional town of Cranford

is set in which
North West historic county?

County? Yorkshire?

Probably.
Probably.

I mean, I'm just from London,
you know, we just know London.

Oh, OK.
Shall we just go Yorkshire?

Yes. Let's do it.
Let's go Yorkshire.

Is it North Yorkshire,
South Yorkshire, or West Yorkshire?

That is nit—picking.

Three different counties.

All right, the answer is Cheshire.
LAUGHTER

I was gonna say that, man.
Yeah.

Your final question is...

on which TV lockdown comedy
did Judi Dench feature

alongside David Tennant
and Michael Sheen?

Oh... That was the one
they filmed in their house.

Have you seen this, Big Zuu? Nah.
LAUGHTER

On the Zoom.
I think it's got one word.

Is it one word?
Yeah, I feel you might be right.

Oh, I can't remember what it...
It was one word.

I'UL help. It was one word.
It was one word.

Staged. It's one word.

You've asked for one,
I've given it to you.

LAUGHTER
It is Staged!

Is it? Is it?
How did you know?

I have seen it.
Come on.

I have seen it. Seriously.
Come on!

ROB: Dark horse, Fay, look at you.

OK. You're going next, Rob.
Here we go. Good luck, guys.

Here's your clip.
Have a look at this.

If you're watching with your nan,
just don't let her get any ideas.

LATIN MUSIC

SHE SCREAMS

What? Shut up, man!

I can't watch!

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

CHEERING

Oh! Oh!

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BIG ZUU: That was mad.

That was Paddy and Nico in 2014
on Britain's Got Talent.

But, and I didn't know this,
which style of dance

were they performing?
Oh, God.

Ooh.

When I was watching,
it was like when you're a kid

and you get a big teddy
and do wrestling moves on it?

That's what it felt like
he was doing. Launching her up.

Thought he was gonna powerbomb her.

What style of dance was that?
I don't know.

The music was samba—ish.
Maybe samba. Samba?

What do you reckon?
Maybe a tango?

What's the sexy one?
Is tango sexy?

I think the tango's sexy.
That's sexy and rigid?

I did Strictly
and also went to watch it,

and I realised I spent more time
watching it than I did on it.

What do you reckon, samba?
I reckon it's the samba.

OK. We're going samba.

You're correct in the fact
that she said samba-—ish.

It is the salsa.
Oh!

Had the "S"!
So close.

Your second question is...

at the end of that audition, which
judge used their golden buzzer

to send them through
to the live semi—finals?

Do you wanna go
for David Walliams?

That's got David Walliams
all over it.

He likes a comedy act, doesn't he?

And also, Gangster Granny,

she was a bit gangster,
wasn't she?

She was very gangster in that.

I think David Walliams.
David Walliams?

I think we'll go for
David Walliams' golden buzzer.

Well, that's an excellent answer,
and your logic was excellent,

it was, of course, Amanda Holden.

Oh!

Unlucky, really,
that was impeccable logic.

And your final question is...
Not good. Oh, crikey.

Paddy and Nico came ninth

in that series of
Britain's Got Talent,

but which musical act came first?

I reckon, was it
the singing Chelsea pensioner?

No, that's too early.

No, the singing pensioner was on
the Royal Variety I did in 2019.

Yeah, OK, forget it, then.

What I'm looking for here
is @ musical theatre singing act.

Ooh.

G4S. That's the security.
That's the security!

LAUGHTER

Is it G4?

We're getting nothing here.

I've never had less confidence.
No—one's got anything.

Not a thing.

It was the much-loved
and fondly—remembered Collabro.

Who?
LAUGHTER

Isn't that a bar of chocolate?

OK, after that round,
the scores are... Oh, no.

...Fay's team have two points.

Rob's team have...

...Zero.
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ROB: Not good, is it?
GREGG: Never mind.

APPLAUSE
It's time for round two.

Each team will hear three sets
of clues to the identity

of a fictional TV character.

The sooner you guess,
the more you'll score.

Rob, your team go first.

Oh, lovely. Here are
your first set of clues.

Hi, guys, good luck
with these clues.

First clues: they are
always breaking the fourth wall,

their fashion speaks volumes,
and they don't like swiping.

That was a woman of
a thousand voices, Emily Atack.

Have a guess.

Swiping...
Swiping. Swiping, so swiping left.

Breaking the fourth wall, Miranda
looks down the camera, doesn't she?

In Miranda. Miranda.
What's the fourth wall?

Breaking the fourth wall
is when you address the audience.

Is that right?
So you go, "Isn't it?"

LAUGHTER

OK, Miranda.

And doesn't like swiping.
Doesn't like swiping. Swiping.

Swiping feels like Tinder,
social media and things.

Yeah.
Or a credit card.

Do you have an answer?

Miranda's all we've got
at the moment. Yeah.

Let's have a look at
your next set of clues. Oh, God.

She always clicks
with her viewers,

she's never seen
without her boots,

and this worldly gal
has a funky purple bag.

LAUGHTER

Never seen without her boots?
Purple bag. Click.

Oh, hold on, what about the...?
For magic.

Magic and clicking.

Gregg? No.
Or is it clicking the heels?

Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
No, no. No! Doris. Doris?

Something clicking heels?
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?

Yeah.
But that's a film.

That's a film. That's a film.
It's called TV Showdown.

OK, then.
LAUGHTER

Is it Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

Well, let's see. These are
your third and final clues.

Argh.
This is tough, innit?

This senorita likes adventures,
she teaches Spanish to the kids,

and she always ends up
singing We Did It.

Dora. We think
Dora the Explorer, don't we guys?

Yeah, we do.

Gregg does. Don't you, Gregg?
Who's Dora? Yes!

LAUGHTER
I'll explain in a minute, yeah.

Dora the Explorer.
Dora the Explorer. We think now.

Let's see who this
fictional character actually is.

It's Dora the Explorer!

One point! Yes, Gregg!
Yes, Denise! We're coming back!

APPLAUSE

You got it right
after the third set of clues,

so that means you earned one point.
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Yeah!
Yes!

Yes, it was Dora the Explorer.

She has a monkey called Boots,
because he wears boots.

Apart from the boots, he's naked.

Got off quite lightly with
that nickname, didn't he?

LAUGHTER

Fay's team, are you ready
to guess your TV character?

Yes.
Let's do it.

Unfortunately,
it's time for a break.

If Nana's desperate for
a quick rhumba in the hallway,

now's your chance, Nan.

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APPLAUSE

Welcome back.

It's the second part
of TV Showdown already,

and Fay's team are next to guess
the fictional TV character.

OK.
Here's your first set of clues.

They have a gift
and dreams for the future,

they spend a lot of time
in the library,

and they maintain a sunny outlook.

That was the wonderful
Phillip Schofield

giving us the clues there.

Have a guess.
Guys, thoughts?

There are several fictional
characters who love books,

cos they're trying to get
children to watch, you know,

to read books through watching TV.
Sure. Name them.

LAUGHTER

Just get to it. Matilda?
Matilda Wormwood.

That's not
a television show, is it?

I was thinking Dexter's Lab.

Yeah, Dexter reads a lot in that.
Mm-hm.

Is it a child, Paul, or a grown?
I'm not in a position to tell you.

I will say that, at the moment,
none of you are remotely close

to the answer. Really?
Oh, come on, man.

I'd strongly suggest
you throw out a token one,

I'L say wrong,
and then we can move on.

LAUGHTER
I've got a better idea.

You say what you think.

LAUGHTER
I think it's Matilda Wormwood.

OK, let's go with that.

Could be three points
if you got it right.

Let's have a look at your second
set of clues. These are easier.

This cheerleader's
high school is hellish.

And her heavenly romance leads
to her being wounded by a spike.

Who gets a spike in them?

I remember a programme,
someone landing on a spike.

Cheerleaders...
High School Musical? No.

It'd be like teenage years now,
dreams for the future, hell.

And spikes, you know,
remind me of the occult.

LAUGHTER

I don't think we're any closer.
It's not Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Oh, maybe. Maybe.
Maybe.

I don't know, man.
Maybe it's Buffy.

Is she a cheerleader?
I don't know.

Sounds good.
I just guessed that,

cos I'm such a guesser.
Let's go with our guesser.

We have no other guesses.
Submit it.

Submit.
Buffy.

Well, you're gonna feel a bit silly
after these third and final clues.

Really?
Ah, come on, man.

Her enemies totally suck.

She can't live
without her stake and garlic.

And she has some Willow—y friends.

Well, if that's not
Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

then someone has ripped it off.
LAUGHTER

What was that? Willowy friend?
That's got to be Buffy.

Sounds like it.
It's gotta be Buffy, probably not.

A bit buff, yeah.
Gregg said Buffy,

he's been saying Buffy
for the last 35 minutes.

Just occasionally, it's now hit.
What other vampire thing is there?

There's someone called Willow,
I think, in Buffy.

And suck, her friends suck,
so they're vampires.

Yeah, I think...
Unless it's some Twilight,

but that's a film again.
Go Buffy, we're going Buffy.

Let's go Buffy. I'm making
an executive decision - Buffy.

You've gone for Buffy.

Well, let's see who this
fictional character actually is.

It's Buffy from
Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

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BIG ZUU: Come on!

I don't know why I thought
of her dying on a spike.

Zuu, you didn't pick up
the clue I picked up.

When you first said Buffy,

I heard Gregg's heart shatter
into a million pieces.

LAUGHTER
Like a stake through the heart.

So, turning out to be
a good game for you,

you got it right
after the second set of clues.

Yes. So that means
you got two points.

APPLAUSE
Come on.

We're getting the win.
We're getting the win. Yes.

After all that, the scores are...
Rob's not gonna like this.

Fay's team...

Four. Yeah!

And Rob's team...

One.

Finally.

There's still a lot of points
to play for, though.

Next is our categories round.

And the categories on
our board today are:

Gregg?
Mm-hm?

You're going first.
Breakfast.

I thought it would be, somehow.
I had a feeling.

Have a look at this old advert.

Year, after year...

...after year,

snap, crackle, pop

encourages growing children
to have a good breakfast.

LAUGHTER

Kellogg's Rice Krispies
helps give them

the energy
and nourishment they need,

plus three important vitamins.

Full of goodness and lots of fun,

Rice Krispies
are part of growing up.

What a lovely advert
from a very, very different era.

But who is that hungry boy

enjoying his
snap, crackle, and pop?

Ooh.
Ooh.

It looks a bit
like Dennis Waterman.

Dennis Waterman,
straight off the bat?

It looks a bit like him.
What year was it? About?

That looked '70s. That's '70s.
I thought Jonathan Ross, myself.

Yeah, OK!
Ooh!

Just those cheeks and the teeth.
Cheeks and the teeth.

We're gonna go for Jonathan Ross.

Will your talents ever end, Denise?

What?
It is Jonathan Ross.

Go on!
Get in!

Come on.

OK, Big Zuu, you're going next.

Pick a word.
I'm gonna go with Boyfriend.

You've picked Boyfriend.
Let's do it.

Have a look at this.

I used to think you might
not actually find the one.

Say, if you've got,
I don't know, an ugly side,

or psoriasis, and that is
why I settled for my ex, Ronald.

To think I was going to take you
as a wife!

Yeah, I settled for a guy
who 100% might be gay.

LAUGHTER

But, luckily, I escaped.

And I found the love of my...

My mum's coming, get away from me!

LAUGHTER

Hey, Mummy.

That is the phenomenal
Michaela Coel there,

but what is the name
of this fresh comedy?

Oh, that? Chewing Gum.
KATHERINE: Yeah.

Come on.
LAUGHTER

My G, Michaela, come on.

It might be Bubble Gum,
you never know.

Not feeling so smug now,
are you, Rob?

No, no,
they're still getting points.

That was Chewing Gum.
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Well done, mate.

Michaela Coel
has won so many awards,

that even her mantelpiece
has a mantelpiece.

What's that like, Denise?
Oh, you're going next.

Er, I'm going Oops!
Oops! .

OK, have a look at
these two coming a cropper

in an outtake
from Coronation Street.

I've got a spare key here,

so if ever there's
another emergency,

then you could just
let yourself in.

You don't want to be kicking
my back door in

every five minutes, do you?

Well, thank you,
that is not enough.

LAUGHTER

I mean, I had no idea
burglary was so hilarious,

but that was Roy and Cathy.

But, ooh, this is tough.

In what year did the character
Roy Cropper first tread the cobbles?

Ooh.
You have choices.

You have choices.
BIG ZUU: Yes, we've won.

1985, 1990, or one year
before your bronze medal

at the Atlanta Olympics, 1995.

I remember him being on it

when he run the cafe when I was
at school, which was about '95.

Oh, you gonna go '95?

Unless he was on it
much before then, but...

No, don't watch it?
No.

He works in a cafe,
does that help? Yeah, well.

LAUGHTER

I think it's '90 or '95.
I think '95.

Go for it.
Shall we try '95?

Go on.
We're going 1995.

Sometimes the captain has
to step up to the plate.

It's 1995!

Yes!
Yeah!

He done me. Well done.
Yes, guys.

APPLAUSE
We're getting there.

Katherine, you're going next.

I will choose Goose
because it's Canadian.

Yeah, nicely done.
Have a look at this clip.

Now, there, instead,
is a Christmas goose.

The kind of thing you know

that the maiden aunt
that you always have

because she's lonely
on Christmas Day

or some other
elderly, lonely person, says,

"Oh, I can't eat goose because,
you see, it does repeat so."

LAUGHTER
Well, this way...

...it never repeats on anybody,

because you get rid of all
the extra fatty substances,

and I'UL tell you
exactly how it happens.

Prod it all over, think of
somebody you've never liked.

LAUGHTER

Prod it all over, think of
somebody you've never liked,

but you're too well-bred to say
what you think of them,

so you take it out on a goose,
stabbed all over.

Then you put the rack back.

And then...
Beastly job, this.

...you dip your hands
into thin honey.

And you coat the goose all over.

Putting it back in.
No salt, no pepper, yes!

That was the colourful,
pioneering TV cook, Fanny Cradock.

But what was the name
of her monocled husband

she famously bossed around on set?

Oh...
I don't know who her husband is.

I don't know.

I remember her,
old Fufu Cradock, sure.

LAUGHTER
But I don't remember...

What's her surname?
Cradock.

Albert Cradock.
Albert's good.

Gordon?
Clive?

Gordon? Clive.
What do you think?

It's your call.
I don't know his name.

Jim?
Jim.

Well, you were unlucky with Albert,
because Albert Haddock

is Tintin's best friend.
KATHERINE: Oh.

But it was Johnnie.

Oh...
Johnnie.

Major John Whitby Cradock,
to give him his real name.

That leaves Rob with
two words to choose from.

He'll need a warm—up from Denise

before he does something
that difficult.

LAUGHTER
Let's take a break.

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to the final part
of TV Showdown,

where our team captains
have to choose

from the last two words
on the board.

Rob, make a choice.

Er. Drink, please,
cos I don't like feet.

LAUGHTER

OK, have a look at this.

BLUES PIANO PLAYS
AND PHONE RINGS

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

KEYBOARD CLACKING

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

A genuine water—cooler
moment there,

but what is the name
of this well-hydrated,

all-female sketch show?

I have not got a clue.

OK. Oh, that's painful,
I really can't.

What was Drop The Dead Donkey?
Was it Drop The Dead Donkey? No.

That was a newspaper, wasn't it?

Newspaper.
Not my era.

It does have an animal name
in the title. Oh, I know it now.

Smack The Pony.
Smack The Pony, is it?

It is Smack The Pony!
Yeah!

It clicked, it clicked,
that's why I was thinking donkey.

Fay, that leaves you with Heel.

Sure.
Would you like to go for Heel?

I will.
You picked Heel! Here it is.

GLAM ROCK PLAYS

# Told you once before
And I won't tell you no more

# Get down, get down, get down

# You're a bad dog, baby

# But I still want you around

# You give me the creeps
When you jump on your feet

# So get down, get down, get down

# Keep your hands to yourself

# I'm strictly out of bounds... #

LAUGHTER

After Smack The Pony and Drop The
Dead Donkey, it's Baffle The Dog.

That was a real classic
Top Of The Pops.

But what was the name of the female
dance troupe getting down? Ah!

I think it's Pan's People.

But when did Pan's People stop
and Legs & Co take over? Oh!

Maybe it's Legs & Co.
ROB: Legs & Co?

I remember Legs & Co, but...

Yeah.
I think it's Pan's People.

The actual answer
was L... Pan's People.

Yes! That threw me, that threw me.

Well done, guys.
OK, good. Yes, great.

Let's have a look at the scores.
ROB: Uh-oh.

Fay's team have...

...Six points.
FAY: Yes.

And Rob's team have...

...four points.
APPLAUSE

GREGG: Closer than I thought.

It's my favourite,
the final quick—fire round.

Each team gets 60 seconds
on the clock

to answer 12 questions.

Do the maths, that's four questions
for each of you.

Fay, your team's going first.
OK.

We're gonna start with Big Zuu.
All right, cool.

Then Katherine.
And then you, Fay. Are you ready?

Never.
Go on, let's do it.

Big Zuu, your time starts now.

Which programme featured
a Star in a Reasonably Priced Car?

Er... Top Gear.
Correct.

In Game of Thrones,
Daenerys Targaryen

is known as the Mother of what?

Dragons.
Correct.

What are the first names
of the duo Morecambe & Wise?

I don't know. Pass.
It's Eric and Ernie.

Which cartoon characters
were robots in disguise?

# Transformers. #
Well sung, correct.

Katherine, what does Popeye eat
to give him strength?

Spinach.
Well kept clean.

Graham Norton ejects
boring audience members

on which colour chair?

Red.
Correct.

Which comedian presents
the Great British Sewing Bee?

Joe Lycett.
Correct.

Can you demonstrate
the action Samantha used

in the sitcom Bewitched?

That is correct,
you wiggled your nose.

Fay, complete the name
of this property show.

Location, Location...

Location!
Correct.

Who sang the theme tune
for Minder?

Oh, the guy...

Dennis Waterman!
Correct!

In Wacky Races,
who drives the Compact Pussycat?

Penelope Pitstop.
Correct. Ooh...

Yay! Come on. That was a good one.
That was a good one.

That was superb.

Especially the weird reappearance
of Bewitched in a question.

A lot of people think I can't
move my face at all, so...

LAUGHTER

Rob's team, your turn.
Uh-oh.

Gregg will be answering first,

then Denise,
then finally, you, Rob.

Are you ready, Gregg?
That's a breakfast cereal.

Your time starts now.
LAUGHTER

Which TV chef's series include
The F Word and Kitchen Nightmares?

Gordon Ramsay.
Correct.

Complete the quiz show title:
Richard Osman's House of...

Cards?
Games.

I was on it.
Amy Poehler plays Leslie Knope

in which US comedy series?

Pass.
Parks And Recreation.

Which spotty character
would you find in Crinkley Bottom?

Pass.
Mr Blobby.

Denise, finish the name of MTV's
animated duo, Beavis and...

Butthead.
Correct.

Which actor has played a demon,
a Casanova, and The Doctor?

Pass.
David Tennant.

Button Moon followed
the adventures of which family?

# We've moved to Button Moon
We followed Mr Spoon, Button Moon. #

Erm. Pass.
Well played, the Spoon family.

Oh! Which British sitcom
featured Arkwright

and Nurse Gladys Emmanuel?

Erm, erm, erm, erm...

Oh! Oh!

Open All Hours.
That's correct.

Rob, which morning
children's show had a wonky donkey?

Erm, Tiswas?
SMTV Live.

Which Star Wars actor was
the original host of Tenable?

Er, Luke...

Luke Skywalker.
APPLAUSE

It was Warwick Davis!

It's fine, I enjoyed you singing
the song and not saying pass.

LAUGHTER

Well, I can tell you
that after that

flurry of scoring on my left,
Fay's team have...

...16 points. Ooh!
APPLAUSE

Wow.

Rob's team have scored...

...seven points!

Ooh, hammered!

This means tonight's winners
are Fay's team.

Come on, come on!

Thank you once again
to our delightful guests

and fantastic team captains.

What a show it's been.

That's it
for tonight's TV Showdown.

It's good night from me,
and it's good night from them.

APPLAUSE