Patlabor: The Mobile Police (1989–1990): Season 1, Episode 14 - You Win - full transcript
The AV-98, aka the Ingram.
6.02 tons. 8.02 meters high.
SCB powered. SCLM drive system.
Armed with a 37 millimeter revolver
cannon and stun baton.
Designed specifically for police use to make
a psychological impact on the community...
deterring criminals while
making the public feel safe.
This is the Patrol Labor.
Yume wo sutenaide me wo sorasanaide
Futari no ai mo kumoru yo
Utsumuita kata wo dakishimeta keredo
Samishisa mune ni tsumotta
Yume wa kimi no buki no hazu da yo
Nee dakara kurushimi mo kirinukete itte
So never cry itsu mo kimi wo mitsumeteru yo
Fair na ikikata no kimi ga suki
So never cry itsu mo kimi no soba ni iru yo
Dakara mata asu e kakedashite
You Win!
Police Superintendent's
Tournament
Metropolitan Police
Judo
Good luck, Special Vehicles.
You can do it!
I don't believe this!
We have to fight that gorilla on our day off!
Every police unit is required to attend.
And since Division 1 is on duty, it's up to us.
Just accept it.
Round one. Team Red: Special Vehicles.
Team White: Division 4, Mobile B team.
Bow.
Go for it, guys!
Team Red: Starting player, Shinshi.
Team white, Saito is starting.
It's hopeless.
You may be right.
Begin!
I give him three seconds.
Next, Shinohara!
Another white belt?
Doesn't Special Vehicles have anyone good?
Saito, go easy on the boy.
They're helpless when they're
out of their Labors.
Begin!
Yeah! Full point!
Shit...
Too soft.
If you succeed, a surprise move
can take out an opponent.
But if you blow it,
you'll only make them madder.
Begin!
Choke hold!
Enough! Full point!
Choke hold!
Gwagkh!
Next: Ota.
Ota...
Stop whining! I'll take all five of them!
Captain Goto.
Maybe the wind is changing.
He's got a black belt after all.
Big deal. My brother has
a whole closet full of them.
Begin!
What's wrong, Saito? Hurry up!
Try not to kill him!
Come at me.
Hello, Goto here.
Oh, Shinobu! How are you?
Really? Where?
Roger. Over and out.
I realize we're in a match,
but Division 1 has called for backup.
I request permission to leave
for the crime scene.
Of course. You must do your duty.
Proceed immediately.
Special Vehicles, Second Section,
Division 2, heading out.
Goto.
What happened to your Labor?
Unit 2: Move out as soon
as you take position in back.
Roger.
What's the situation?
Terrible. A Shinohara Boxer
is cornered in the public bath.
The perpetrator's girlfriend
dumped him, so he got drunk.
That's not so bad.
It's worse. A customer tried to escape...
A hostage?
Captain, Ota is...
What's wrong?
He sprained his ankle?
From the match.
And Asuma's throat is hurt, so he can't talk.
For this to happen now of all times...
Unit 1 has no commander, and
Unit 2 has no pilot.
What should we do?
Kanuka, do you read me?
Yes?
I guess you heard.
Take command of Izumi in Unit 1.
Izumi, you're now under Kanuka's command.
Geh!
Respond!
Yes, Sir!
Roger.
Attention, cornered criminal:
Can you hear me?
The bath is completely surrounded.
Release your hostage and exit your Labor.
Stay back, or the old man goes squish!
Stop this. There's plenty of
other fish in the sea.
Shut up! You don't understand!
She was the only one for me!
Yes, everyone says that.
They get dumped, and say,
"She's the only one for me."
"If I can't have her...
"I'll smash everything and then kill myself."
"And then she'll be sorry."
But she won't be. Not one bit.
A fool's death is buried
on page three of the paper.
The woman laughs and
moves on to another man.
Soon she's popping out the babies.
She buys them bicycles, takes
them to school, and out shopping.
And the world goes on.
It's tragic, isn't it?
Well...
Let's put this to an end.
You must be kidding! You can't fool me!
Either fight me, or go home!
Listen...
I won't listen! Just go home!
Or else introduce me to someone!
The police don't do that sort of thing.
Then go home!
Scram, or the old man gets it!
Rescue complete!
Why you...!
Don't draw it out. Use your gun
and shoot his legs out.
What are you doing?
Follow orders, Officer lzumi.
I can handle it this way.
Give up, or I'll use this!
That? I'm SO scared!
Now we're even!
I ordered you to shoot!
In that crowded neighborhood?
What if I missed?
That's an excuse.
You just didn't want to shoot the LABOR!
Am I right?
Well the Labor didn't do anything!
His pilot was the criminal.
You're too soft!
If you succeed, a surprise
move can take out an opponent.
A show of force would have
ended things quickly.
You aren't authorized to ignore orders
from the command car!
That's enough. Let's stop here for today.
But, Captain!
Both of you write up reports.
They're due today, understand?
Under the circumstances,
a decision won't be easy.
Would Izumi have ignored the
same order from Shinohara?
This IS a tough one.
I hadn't realized it,
but Division 2's main weakness
may be a lack of flexibility.
You have some complex people
with strong opinions.
That's one way to put it.
It's the captain's job to take problems like this,
and turn them into an opportunity for growth.
They need a delicate touch.
Nautilas
Kanuka Clancy: Born on Oahu, Hawaii.
Top of her class at the
New York City police academy.
Promoted to lieutenant last year.
Noa Izumi: Born in Tomakomai, Hokkaido.
Had average marks at the
District Three police school,
but got special mention in Labor piloting.
Took detective training and attended MIT.
Received an MA in electronics
with top grades.
Worked as a security guard
to pay for police school.
Commended for excellent judgment,
but received three warnings
for arguing with her superiors.
Superb athlete.
Fourth level judo, third level Aikido.
Speaks German, French, and Mandarin.
Expert in marksmanship and bomb disposal.
Tried intramural basketball,
but washed out on her first match.
Hobbies: "I love Labors!"
Clancy beats her in everything.
Sure, if we just go by the specs.
But if they really understood
about each other...
they wouldn't have been so bull-headed.
A trial-and-error approach would
increase the pressure on Kanuka.
It isn't as simple as the arguments
between Ota and Shinohara.
Then what do you suggest?
Our country's traditional approach
to this sort of problem.
Isn't that a little simplistic?
It's the best way to get people
to open up to each other.
But I'd like to ask one favor, Shinobu.
Can you loan me some?
Don't forget to pay me back!
CHEAP ODEN SAKE
Since this is the captain's treat,
I don't expect much.
Captain, what's going on here?
I thought it was time to thank you
for all your hard work.
No thanks necessary. It's our duty.
Well, it doesn't matter, just have fun.
Speak freely and let your feelings out.
Eat, drink, and be merry!
I'll be back as soon
as I finish some business.
TASTY ODEN SAKE
Weleome!
TASTY
So, how are you doing?
Captain, yer late.
Where's Shinshi?
On the phone.
"Tamiko? It's Mikiyasu. I'm so sorry!"
Sorry.
It must be hard, having a home.
Well...
Serves you right for getting married, stupid.
I'll have some daikon and burdock root.
So, Captain... whass' up?
Whass' the occasion?
You guys work so hard every day.
It's our duty to work hard!
Well, no matter. Let's enjoy ourselves.
Shinohara having fun, sir!
More sake, miss, and leave the bottle!
Chikuwabu, please.
What's wrong?
Nothing. You really know how
to drink, don't you?
My family owns a bar. I used to drink
my father under the table.
Sake's my poison.
Really?
Kanuka's no slouch, either.
Do you really need to drink so fast?
Oh, we've barely started.
Bartender, one more!
Me too.
You got it!
Me too.
What about you, sir?
Oh, I don't drink.
Lessee... get me some ganmo and gesomaki.
Note: Fried tofu patties and squid in fish cake
Lessee... get me some ganmo and gesomaki.
Steamed fishpaste and yam!
Once more!
Captain, Captain!
You shu'dd be drinking too! Bring a glass!
I'm driving.
One li'l drink won't hurt. Righ'?
Juss one li'l drink!
Shinohara! Are you inciting an officer to DUI?
Shut up! Go back to the dorm
and polish your bullets!
What was that?
Can't we drink quietly?
Captain! I won't let anyone,
even you, break the law!
I'm not drinking!
Captain!
What now?
Wherr's Noa? 'n Kanuka?
Why arenn' they here?
Oh, they're over on the far side.
S'a shame. Women shu'nn drink alone.
Let's call them over.
Noa, Kanuka, even Nagumo!
I'll go get 'em.
Don't you dare! Women and wine don't mix.
Yeah, looking at your face
gives them an instant hangover.
Why, you...! And I was being nice!
Let's not talk about faces.
Izumi, haven't you had enough?
I'm FINE! This is NOTHING!
Have some oden.
Straight sake is bad for your stomach.
You sound just like my mother!
Why are you having so much fun?
Kanuka?
Whass wrong? Aren't YOU havin' fun?
Ye'r right! We donn' have enough sake!
Hey, one more!
One more please.
You got it!
Yer always assing,
"Werr's Noa? Wha'sshe doing?"
Yer hovering keeps lzumi
from learnin' t'be independent!
You sh'dd talk! Yer the one
who's henpecked by Kanukal!
What?
Yer always saying,
"Women can't be Allies 'f Justice"!
But yer juss a trained monkey!
Trained monkey?
Yeahp! Pandering to women and
always trying to show off! It's gross!
Why, you...!
What did you say?
I asked, what did you just say?
Shinshi!
You're bachelors.
You don't know how hard life is!
How can you be sarcastic
about having a home?
You don't have the right to complain.
We're
sorry!
You think wine and women don't mix?
Just what I expect from an idiot
who can't make a woman happy.
Well, 1...
MISTER Goto!
Excuse me.
What's this? Are you running away?
Of course not! I have to check up
on lzumi and the others!
You WERE running away!
You sneak out whenever there's trouble.
That's just the kind of man you are!
You can't hold your liquor, can you?
So what if I can't?
SO WHAT IF I CANT?!
They're all against me.
Do you think I don't hear you
talking behind my back?
Miss, I'll have that drink after all.
It's hard to have a home!
I love it, but it's so damn hard!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Tamiko!
He really CAN'T hold his liquor.
Is he your son?
MY son?
You still awake?
I'm awake.
I've wanted to ask you for a while...
What?
You came to Japan all alone, Kanuka.
Don't you miss anyone back in America?
Grandma.
Whuh?
Grandma.
Grandma... Oh, your grandmother?
I wonder how she's doing right now.
I want to go home. I want to go back home.
You're homesick, Kanuka?
So you ARE human after all.
Is Yamazaki okay?
They're sound asleep.
Good.
There's an 808 in Kamiigusa.
Division 2, mobilize!
Are you okay?
Good morning!
Last night was great, wasn't it, Kanuka?
You're feeling good?
Sure. I'm fine after a night's sleep.
We'll have to do that again sometime!
A true bartender's daughter.
Noa wins the drinking contest.
Your entire team is hung over.
Was it worth it?
It works for my team.
They're beginning to learn
to trust each other.
It'll be hard. They need a delicate touch.
Everything's ready to go! Except the pilots.
Good!
A drinking binge to help your team bond?
Only you could make that work.
But there was one failure.
I never got a chance to have a drink.
Why are we just talking?
We have to mobilize!
Let's go face the day!
Dakishimete Midnight Blue
Konya reiji no bus ni nottara
Midnight Blue
Ichido kiri nara dekiru hazu dakara
Yume ni hikizurare
Ore wa ase mamire no lonely
Hanashi aite no TV switch hipparu
Ashita ichinichi wa
Akogareta machi no gomi no naka
Hayaku main street no sawaritai no sa
Manazashi dake wa itsu demo
Ue wo muiteru tsumori
Tatta hitotsu no michi dakara
Dakishimete Midnight Blue
Konya reiji no bus ni nottara
Midnight Blue
Ichido kiri nara dekiru hazu dakara
Midnight Blue
Konya reiji no bus ni nottara
Midnight Blue
Ichido kiri nara dekiru hazu dakara
This story is fiction...
but in 10 years, who knows?
In Tokyo Bay, inside the dike being
erected by the Babylon Project...
A humpback whale comes wondering in.
The poor thing gets weaker
and weaker by the day.
Can't we do something?
The Coast Guard, the Fire Department,
and our own Division 2 are called in
to implement a rescue operation.
Oh, that's great!
But... gee, can we really pull it off?
Next time, "The Whale That Sang a Song"
Target locked on!
Next episode: The Whale That
Sang a Song Target locked on!
Next episode:
The Whale That Sang a Song
6.02 tons. 8.02 meters high.
SCB powered. SCLM drive system.
Armed with a 37 millimeter revolver
cannon and stun baton.
Designed specifically for police use to make
a psychological impact on the community...
deterring criminals while
making the public feel safe.
This is the Patrol Labor.
Yume wo sutenaide me wo sorasanaide
Futari no ai mo kumoru yo
Utsumuita kata wo dakishimeta keredo
Samishisa mune ni tsumotta
Yume wa kimi no buki no hazu da yo
Nee dakara kurushimi mo kirinukete itte
So never cry itsu mo kimi wo mitsumeteru yo
Fair na ikikata no kimi ga suki
So never cry itsu mo kimi no soba ni iru yo
Dakara mata asu e kakedashite
You Win!
Police Superintendent's
Tournament
Metropolitan Police
Judo
Good luck, Special Vehicles.
You can do it!
I don't believe this!
We have to fight that gorilla on our day off!
Every police unit is required to attend.
And since Division 1 is on duty, it's up to us.
Just accept it.
Round one. Team Red: Special Vehicles.
Team White: Division 4, Mobile B team.
Bow.
Go for it, guys!
Team Red: Starting player, Shinshi.
Team white, Saito is starting.
It's hopeless.
You may be right.
Begin!
I give him three seconds.
Next, Shinohara!
Another white belt?
Doesn't Special Vehicles have anyone good?
Saito, go easy on the boy.
They're helpless when they're
out of their Labors.
Begin!
Yeah! Full point!
Shit...
Too soft.
If you succeed, a surprise move
can take out an opponent.
But if you blow it,
you'll only make them madder.
Begin!
Choke hold!
Enough! Full point!
Choke hold!
Gwagkh!
Next: Ota.
Ota...
Stop whining! I'll take all five of them!
Captain Goto.
Maybe the wind is changing.
He's got a black belt after all.
Big deal. My brother has
a whole closet full of them.
Begin!
What's wrong, Saito? Hurry up!
Try not to kill him!
Come at me.
Hello, Goto here.
Oh, Shinobu! How are you?
Really? Where?
Roger. Over and out.
I realize we're in a match,
but Division 1 has called for backup.
I request permission to leave
for the crime scene.
Of course. You must do your duty.
Proceed immediately.
Special Vehicles, Second Section,
Division 2, heading out.
Goto.
What happened to your Labor?
Unit 2: Move out as soon
as you take position in back.
Roger.
What's the situation?
Terrible. A Shinohara Boxer
is cornered in the public bath.
The perpetrator's girlfriend
dumped him, so he got drunk.
That's not so bad.
It's worse. A customer tried to escape...
A hostage?
Captain, Ota is...
What's wrong?
He sprained his ankle?
From the match.
And Asuma's throat is hurt, so he can't talk.
For this to happen now of all times...
Unit 1 has no commander, and
Unit 2 has no pilot.
What should we do?
Kanuka, do you read me?
Yes?
I guess you heard.
Take command of Izumi in Unit 1.
Izumi, you're now under Kanuka's command.
Geh!
Respond!
Yes, Sir!
Roger.
Attention, cornered criminal:
Can you hear me?
The bath is completely surrounded.
Release your hostage and exit your Labor.
Stay back, or the old man goes squish!
Stop this. There's plenty of
other fish in the sea.
Shut up! You don't understand!
She was the only one for me!
Yes, everyone says that.
They get dumped, and say,
"She's the only one for me."
"If I can't have her...
"I'll smash everything and then kill myself."
"And then she'll be sorry."
But she won't be. Not one bit.
A fool's death is buried
on page three of the paper.
The woman laughs and
moves on to another man.
Soon she's popping out the babies.
She buys them bicycles, takes
them to school, and out shopping.
And the world goes on.
It's tragic, isn't it?
Well...
Let's put this to an end.
You must be kidding! You can't fool me!
Either fight me, or go home!
Listen...
I won't listen! Just go home!
Or else introduce me to someone!
The police don't do that sort of thing.
Then go home!
Scram, or the old man gets it!
Rescue complete!
Why you...!
Don't draw it out. Use your gun
and shoot his legs out.
What are you doing?
Follow orders, Officer lzumi.
I can handle it this way.
Give up, or I'll use this!
That? I'm SO scared!
Now we're even!
I ordered you to shoot!
In that crowded neighborhood?
What if I missed?
That's an excuse.
You just didn't want to shoot the LABOR!
Am I right?
Well the Labor didn't do anything!
His pilot was the criminal.
You're too soft!
If you succeed, a surprise
move can take out an opponent.
A show of force would have
ended things quickly.
You aren't authorized to ignore orders
from the command car!
That's enough. Let's stop here for today.
But, Captain!
Both of you write up reports.
They're due today, understand?
Under the circumstances,
a decision won't be easy.
Would Izumi have ignored the
same order from Shinohara?
This IS a tough one.
I hadn't realized it,
but Division 2's main weakness
may be a lack of flexibility.
You have some complex people
with strong opinions.
That's one way to put it.
It's the captain's job to take problems like this,
and turn them into an opportunity for growth.
They need a delicate touch.
Nautilas
Kanuka Clancy: Born on Oahu, Hawaii.
Top of her class at the
New York City police academy.
Promoted to lieutenant last year.
Noa Izumi: Born in Tomakomai, Hokkaido.
Had average marks at the
District Three police school,
but got special mention in Labor piloting.
Took detective training and attended MIT.
Received an MA in electronics
with top grades.
Worked as a security guard
to pay for police school.
Commended for excellent judgment,
but received three warnings
for arguing with her superiors.
Superb athlete.
Fourth level judo, third level Aikido.
Speaks German, French, and Mandarin.
Expert in marksmanship and bomb disposal.
Tried intramural basketball,
but washed out on her first match.
Hobbies: "I love Labors!"
Clancy beats her in everything.
Sure, if we just go by the specs.
But if they really understood
about each other...
they wouldn't have been so bull-headed.
A trial-and-error approach would
increase the pressure on Kanuka.
It isn't as simple as the arguments
between Ota and Shinohara.
Then what do you suggest?
Our country's traditional approach
to this sort of problem.
Isn't that a little simplistic?
It's the best way to get people
to open up to each other.
But I'd like to ask one favor, Shinobu.
Can you loan me some?
Don't forget to pay me back!
CHEAP ODEN SAKE
Since this is the captain's treat,
I don't expect much.
Captain, what's going on here?
I thought it was time to thank you
for all your hard work.
No thanks necessary. It's our duty.
Well, it doesn't matter, just have fun.
Speak freely and let your feelings out.
Eat, drink, and be merry!
I'll be back as soon
as I finish some business.
TASTY ODEN SAKE
Weleome!
TASTY
So, how are you doing?
Captain, yer late.
Where's Shinshi?
On the phone.
"Tamiko? It's Mikiyasu. I'm so sorry!"
Sorry.
It must be hard, having a home.
Well...
Serves you right for getting married, stupid.
I'll have some daikon and burdock root.
So, Captain... whass' up?
Whass' the occasion?
You guys work so hard every day.
It's our duty to work hard!
Well, no matter. Let's enjoy ourselves.
Shinohara having fun, sir!
More sake, miss, and leave the bottle!
Chikuwabu, please.
What's wrong?
Nothing. You really know how
to drink, don't you?
My family owns a bar. I used to drink
my father under the table.
Sake's my poison.
Really?
Kanuka's no slouch, either.
Do you really need to drink so fast?
Oh, we've barely started.
Bartender, one more!
Me too.
You got it!
Me too.
What about you, sir?
Oh, I don't drink.
Lessee... get me some ganmo and gesomaki.
Note: Fried tofu patties and squid in fish cake
Lessee... get me some ganmo and gesomaki.
Steamed fishpaste and yam!
Once more!
Captain, Captain!
You shu'dd be drinking too! Bring a glass!
I'm driving.
One li'l drink won't hurt. Righ'?
Juss one li'l drink!
Shinohara! Are you inciting an officer to DUI?
Shut up! Go back to the dorm
and polish your bullets!
What was that?
Can't we drink quietly?
Captain! I won't let anyone,
even you, break the law!
I'm not drinking!
Captain!
What now?
Wherr's Noa? 'n Kanuka?
Why arenn' they here?
Oh, they're over on the far side.
S'a shame. Women shu'nn drink alone.
Let's call them over.
Noa, Kanuka, even Nagumo!
I'll go get 'em.
Don't you dare! Women and wine don't mix.
Yeah, looking at your face
gives them an instant hangover.
Why, you...! And I was being nice!
Let's not talk about faces.
Izumi, haven't you had enough?
I'm FINE! This is NOTHING!
Have some oden.
Straight sake is bad for your stomach.
You sound just like my mother!
Why are you having so much fun?
Kanuka?
Whass wrong? Aren't YOU havin' fun?
Ye'r right! We donn' have enough sake!
Hey, one more!
One more please.
You got it!
Yer always assing,
"Werr's Noa? Wha'sshe doing?"
Yer hovering keeps lzumi
from learnin' t'be independent!
You sh'dd talk! Yer the one
who's henpecked by Kanukal!
What?
Yer always saying,
"Women can't be Allies 'f Justice"!
But yer juss a trained monkey!
Trained monkey?
Yeahp! Pandering to women and
always trying to show off! It's gross!
Why, you...!
What did you say?
I asked, what did you just say?
Shinshi!
You're bachelors.
You don't know how hard life is!
How can you be sarcastic
about having a home?
You don't have the right to complain.
We're
sorry!
You think wine and women don't mix?
Just what I expect from an idiot
who can't make a woman happy.
Well, 1...
MISTER Goto!
Excuse me.
What's this? Are you running away?
Of course not! I have to check up
on lzumi and the others!
You WERE running away!
You sneak out whenever there's trouble.
That's just the kind of man you are!
You can't hold your liquor, can you?
So what if I can't?
SO WHAT IF I CANT?!
They're all against me.
Do you think I don't hear you
talking behind my back?
Miss, I'll have that drink after all.
It's hard to have a home!
I love it, but it's so damn hard!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Tamiko!
He really CAN'T hold his liquor.
Is he your son?
MY son?
You still awake?
I'm awake.
I've wanted to ask you for a while...
What?
You came to Japan all alone, Kanuka.
Don't you miss anyone back in America?
Grandma.
Whuh?
Grandma.
Grandma... Oh, your grandmother?
I wonder how she's doing right now.
I want to go home. I want to go back home.
You're homesick, Kanuka?
So you ARE human after all.
Is Yamazaki okay?
They're sound asleep.
Good.
There's an 808 in Kamiigusa.
Division 2, mobilize!
Are you okay?
Good morning!
Last night was great, wasn't it, Kanuka?
You're feeling good?
Sure. I'm fine after a night's sleep.
We'll have to do that again sometime!
A true bartender's daughter.
Noa wins the drinking contest.
Your entire team is hung over.
Was it worth it?
It works for my team.
They're beginning to learn
to trust each other.
It'll be hard. They need a delicate touch.
Everything's ready to go! Except the pilots.
Good!
A drinking binge to help your team bond?
Only you could make that work.
But there was one failure.
I never got a chance to have a drink.
Why are we just talking?
We have to mobilize!
Let's go face the day!
Dakishimete Midnight Blue
Konya reiji no bus ni nottara
Midnight Blue
Ichido kiri nara dekiru hazu dakara
Yume ni hikizurare
Ore wa ase mamire no lonely
Hanashi aite no TV switch hipparu
Ashita ichinichi wa
Akogareta machi no gomi no naka
Hayaku main street no sawaritai no sa
Manazashi dake wa itsu demo
Ue wo muiteru tsumori
Tatta hitotsu no michi dakara
Dakishimete Midnight Blue
Konya reiji no bus ni nottara
Midnight Blue
Ichido kiri nara dekiru hazu dakara
Midnight Blue
Konya reiji no bus ni nottara
Midnight Blue
Ichido kiri nara dekiru hazu dakara
This story is fiction...
but in 10 years, who knows?
In Tokyo Bay, inside the dike being
erected by the Babylon Project...
A humpback whale comes wondering in.
The poor thing gets weaker
and weaker by the day.
Can't we do something?
The Coast Guard, the Fire Department,
and our own Division 2 are called in
to implement a rescue operation.
Oh, that's great!
But... gee, can we really pull it off?
Next time, "The Whale That Sang a Song"
Target locked on!
Next episode: The Whale That
Sang a Song Target locked on!
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The Whale That Sang a Song