Packed to the Rafters (2008–2013): Season 6, Episode 4 - Secret Women's Business - full transcript
Sometimes,
I think there's very
little difference
between men and women.
And then,
there's all the other times.
...kits for 1,600.
Plus they'll bore
the case line.
Oh, it's definitely
worth a call.
Needs a crank shaft
fitted too.
A reground
might be cheaper.
There's a bloke up north
who does it.
-I know a bloke who sends--
-Anyway, I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
-Yeah.
Enjoy the rest
of your weekend, huh.
Yeah, cheers.
What was all that about?
Oh, just bloke stuff.
But if men
really are the same,
how come a woman's work
is never done?
What, you've never heard
of 'clean as you go'?
Sorry.
I just need to get this in.
Darling, you haven't even seen
the place yet.
Mom,
Saskia arrives tomorrow
and the last she'd heard
I found a house.
-Give it to mom.
-Ohh.
Darling, they're beautiful
and from next door.
Right, I'm off.
Fingers crossed that I get it.
-Mmm.
-Mom, leave that. I'll--
You'll clean it up later.
Good luck.
Thank you.
So, Dad,
are we seeing Cooper today?
Yeah, I'm meeting him
with Eleanor.
You can come too
if you like?
No, that's fine.
Dave's finished his early job.
Maybe we could do something?
Like what?
I don't know, go for a walk?
Oh, I'd love to
but I promised the guys
I'd go and watch the cricket.
Actually,
I should go now really.
Well, that's not for hours.
Oh,
I've got some errands to run.
Just work stuff.
Ah...
He's up to something,
your dad.
He's been sneaking off
somewhere all week.
Secret men's business.
Oh. Yeah.
Should I clean up? Yes.
Male or female,
a bit of secret business
is good for the soul.
I just needed to find some
of my own.
I'll see you again soon?
Hope so.
I guess I can't ignore
the real world any longer.
Hm. That's weird.
My mom's rung like
a hundred times.
I hope everything's okay.
Yeah.
See you soon.
Yeah, Mom, it's me. What's...
Okay, okay,
I'll come over now.
Yep, that was Emma.
She's going to be late
going to the shop.
Honey,
have you been deceived lately?
Only when Julie
sneaked my bacon,
but she's so cute
I can't stay angry.
Okay, well,
I'm glad it's just that.
These cards never lie.
What cards?
My Angel Affirmation cards.
Babe, don't tell me you wasted
money on those things?
No,
I've had these for ages.
I found them upstairs
in between my tarot
and the I-ching.
I-Ching...
Admit it, we need all the help
we can get right now.
Look, just ask a question
and pick a card.
It might give you an insight
into your day.
"Joining forces
will bring results."
That's so vague,
it could mean anything.
No.
It's very specific.
It means if we work together,
things will be fine.
Ah, we do work together
and things aren't fine.
We need money, now.
Yeah, I know, Carbo.
I'm not stupid.
How do we get money?
Ask properly.
And clear your mind.
It shouldn't be too hard.
Fine, okay,
I'll put them away
but I wouldn't just
dismiss something
-that you believed in.
-Whatever.
Look, I'll just tidy
the kitchen, will I?
Since I'm the only one who
puts stuff away around here.
Whoever said girls are neat,
wasn't married to one.
Oh, it's your turn
to walk the dog.
I think you should sit down.
No, I don't want to sit down.
Right. Well, maybe
I'll sit down then.
Tea, tea!
No, leave it.
Look, if this is about Craig,
you're acting way
out of proportion.
So, it's true.
You're seeing each other.
Okay. I was going to tell you
but it seemed kind
of I don't know,
tacky or something, to hook up
with your odd jobs guy.
-That's what you think?
- What?
He does 'odd jobs'?
Well, yes, and he studies.
Oh, Emma...
Okay. You're starting
to freak me out now.
He's not what he seems.
What do you mean?
Well, the Logan name thing
is just a...
The least of it really.
I mean a lot of people
use other names when they work
-depending on--
-No. What...
Mom, what other name?
What are you talking about?
He's an escort.
And a student called, Craig,
but he's an escort
called, Logan.
Escort as in a...
Yes.
There are times
when a woman has no choice
but to take the bull
by the horns.
How could you lie to us
like that!
I don't care about me but I do
care about my daughter!
How could you hurt her
like that?
Look, I told you
I couldn't see you anymore.
Oh, well, bully for you.
Aren't you a saint?
Where the hell are you going!
-Look I was going to tell you.
-Which bit?
The fact
that you're a prostitute
or that you slept
with my mother?
-Answer the question.
-Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't mean to hurt
either of you.
How could it not hurt!
How could you think
that this would ever work out?
I didn't think.
That's just it.
I met you, and I fell for you,
and I didn't think.
But you lied.
You slept with my mother
and then you slept with me.
What kind of a person
does that!
Hey, you're angry, I get it,
but none of this
was part of the deal.
What?
You were hiring an escort,
not a boyfriend.
The rules were clear
from the beginning.
I never led you on.
I...really am sorry
you got caught up in all this.
You don't deserve it.
And you don't deserve
either of us.
Are you okay, Mom?
Of course.
For God's sake.
It's like he doesn't listen
to me.
-Julie--
- Hey, hey.
Who might you be?
This is Julie although,
she needs another name.
That's a beautiful painting.
Oh, no, it needs work.
I haven't painted outdoors
for ages.
Now, I'm remembering why.
So, do you want to talk
about it?
What?
There's something
worrying you.
-No?
- Hm?
Well...no.
Have you ever done
any life modeling?
You'd be good.
Perfect.
You have beautiful hair.
Very pre-Raphaelite.
Well, most people
don't usually like red hair.
Well, most people
are usually wrong.
Or a Botticelli.
No, now
you're just making fun.
No, I'm not.
My husband
would probably think
Botticelli was some kind
of pasta.
Are you sure you don't want to
talk about it?
Because I'm a good listener.
Ah, I better keep going.
Sure.
Well, enjoy your walk.
If you change your mind,
I'll be here
for the whole afternoon,
probably the next.
Got to pay the rent somehow.
Bye.
I have something
that I feel belongs to you.
Photos of you and your family.
Ooh, I'd love to see them.
I've had them for years
but I think they rightfully
belong to you.
-I don't mean to stir up any--
-Oh, no, no, no.
It's fine.
Oh!
Gosh, look how young mom is.
She looks so happy.
Yeah, no,
I was like what the hell
and he was like whatever.
Yeah, what a dickhead!
All right.
I'll see you later.
-You play?
-Play what?
Cricket.
Yeah.
For school?
In the lounge room.
The Nintendo.
Well, maybe you should think
about doing it for real.
Told you.
Don't believe anything
he says.
He's been thinking
about joining the local team.
-No, I haven't.
-Oh, whatever.
Thank you.
I'll see you later.
Yeah, righto.
-Off to see a mate?
-Don't know.
Probably.
What, you don't know
where he's going
-or when he'll be back?
-No, he'll be right.
He knows how to look
after himself.
So, when are you going to
bring Julie down,
-show her the beast?
-Maybe never.
A bloke's got to have
some secrets.
Love, we're off to take Cooper
to the park
if you want us to pick up
anything for dinner?
No, no,
I don't think so, thanks.
It's all right, isn't it,
if I eat here tonight?
-Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.
We can babysit
if you and Dave
want to head off somewhere?
No, no, Dad,
that stuff's clean.
Oh, sorry.
A quick fix.
Yeah. No, it's okay.
I'll do it.
-You sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
Don't keep Cooper waiting.
Thanks, love.
-Bye.
- Bye.
- Ooh!
-Oh!
Hello Eleanor, Ted.
Is Julie in?
-Yeah, in the kitchen, mate.
-Right.
You should've seen us.
We were like Thelma and Louise
when they blew up that truck.
-Really?
- Yeah.
We didn't set fire to anything
but I was so proud of Emma.
I should've recorded it
with my phone.
-We'd be a YouTube sensation.
-Oh, look at you.
You should get mad more often.
You're glowing.
Oh, you should try it
sometime.
Yeah well,
don't tempt me.
We sort of bonded
in a weird way.
We've both sworn off men.
Well, well,
I don't blame you.
Actually, we're going out.
-Sorry?
-Yeah.
No men allowed.
Girls only.
When? Tonight?
Yeah, why not?
Got no shortage
of babysitters.
What are we going to do?
No idea.
Leave it with me.
At last,
some secret women's business
to release that little bit
of pressure.
The team's going well.
I heard Tommo's on fire.
Yeah, he's trying to impress
the new girlfriend.
Well, whatever it is,
it's working.
Yeah. So any chance
of seeing you back in whites?
Oh, I'd love to
but I usually work Saturdays.
Ah, shame.
Oh, so you are here.
-Hi, Les.
-G'day, Julie.
How's the season going?
Oh, the team's taking
a beating
-since I dropped out.
-Oh, you're winning then?
Yep. Hey listen, mate,
if you're free tomorrow,
we're looking for someone
to coach the juniors.
-You'd be great.
-Me? Since when?
Since we got pretty desperate.
No offence.
Well you'd have to be
desperate.
Well it's just that the team's
going to have to fold
-if we don't find someone.
-I don't know.
Sunday's my only day off.
Training can be after school
if that suits you better?
- Come on Les!
-Oh, bugger.
The game's about to start
and I've got to get suited up.
-I'll catch you around.
-Have fun.
-Yeah.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-See you.
You should do it.
-Don't mind if I do.
-Oh, coaching I meant.
Jules, I've got no experience.
Well, surely your love
of the game
is the most important thing?
-I love my sleep ins more.
-Yeah, well,
we're going to the park.
Do you want to come?
No, I'll stay
and support the team.
Oh, and I'm going out tonight.
I would invite you
but it's girls only.
Oh, does it involve Donna
drinking Cosmopolitans
-and bitching about men?
-Probably.
Then I'll be happy
to stay away.
Bye.
Aah!
God, I thought
you were still in bed!
I put these on 'cause
I didn't want to disturb you.
-Very thoughtful.
-Oh, milk.
We ran out so I went
and got some more.
- So I see.
-Yeah, should be enough.
What, for when the rapture
comes?
-Have you seen the spatula?
-Huh?
Have you see the spatula?
Oh, yeah,
it's with the big frypan.
It just seems more intuitive.
-Right.
- Yeah.
Well, what I've done
is I've grouped items
according to logic.
See, the egg flip
is with the small frypan
and the potato masher's
with the saucepans.
Now, it might be
a bit confusing at first
but once the right side
of your brain kicks in,
you'll thank me.
Where's the frypan?
Well, it's wrapped up
in the tea towel.
See, why should the tea towels
always be
on the third drawer down?
This way,
you get a complete set.
Does the food still live here
or has that being rehoused
as well?
Ha, ha.
Now you're taking the piss.
Where's last night's curry?
Actually,
that's been rehoused.
Do you want me
to make you something?
Anything you want.
I'm going to go out.
Truly, it won't take a sec.
No, see you later.
They say,
women are better
at sharing their emotions.
Hello? Is anyone there?
But there are always
exceptions to the rule.
Either way,
we all need an escape,
somewhere to retreat
when things get too much.
-What's all this?
-Got the house, Granddad.
Ah, congratulations.
And stuff to put in it.
I thought
you were at the cricket?
Yes, he was,
eventually.
God knows where he was
before that.
We bumped into Nathan
out the front.
Just as well
by the look of it.
Now, all I need
is a wife and son.
What, they don't stock those
at IKEA?
I'll help you set up
your new place if you'd like?
That'd be great.
Thanks, Mom.
Are you sure you can fit it in
with your packed social life?
Oh, what, you mean like you
and your cricket?
What cricket?
Dave's going to coach
the juniors.
Lying to children,
have you no shame?
-I'll play.
-I'm sorry,
but I'm not coaching
any cricket team.
-I haven't got the time.
-Oh.
But you should go
along anyway.
I'm sure they'll find someone.
Surely, one of the kids' dads
can do it.
Hey, Ju!
Come here, come here, Ju.
Oh, you're a cute little Ju.
Darling, I don't think that
that's such a good name.
Look,
it's the first thing
between Julie
and something else.
Yeah, I'm just not so sure
we can call out "here Ju"
at the park.
Okay, okay.
Retta's home.
I'll ask her too.
Yep. See you later.
I am so sorry about being late
for work today.
Oh, don't worry about it.
It was dead anyway.
Yeah, as usual.
Let me get this straight.
Craig is Logan.
-Yep.
- That's the guy
that your mom brought to Dave
and Julie's anniversary.
-Yep.
-And he really shagged you
-and your mom?
- The topic is closed.
-On the same day.
-No, I mean it.
My appalling mess of a life
is not up for discussion.
Hey, look,
it's not that bad.
Are you kidding?
That was my mom on the phone.
I'm going on a girl's night
out with her and Julie Rafter.
Woo-hoo.
Can you please come?
-Oh, I don't know.
- Please? Please?
Yeah,
babe you should go.
Well, maybe,
I don't want to go.
Well, maybe you should ask
your dumb cards.
Well, maybe I should.
-It looks like I'm coming.
-Great.
"The evening
gives promise of fun."
New age crap.
"Totes Troppo".
-Who's Totes?
- No idea.
Probably a member
of the bowling club.
- It means totally, Mom.
-Oh.
Are we going to be
the oldest ones there?
Well,
that's not a good sign
if you don't even know
what it means.
Oh, nonsense.
Simon from work says
it's the best night there is.
Terrific music,
friendly people,
-and everyone welcome.
-Well, it sounds perfect.
And lots of single men.
I'm joking.
You don't want
tea before you go?
Oh, no thanks.
I think it's cocktail time,
don't you?
Ooh, and how.
Okay. Won't be late, darling.
Yep, see you later,
and whatever happens,
no drinking and dialing.
Are we sure
we're sure about this?
Does anyone else
feel underdressed?
How could you dance
dressed as a pineapple?
Or more importantly,
how could you got
to the toilet?
Simon says it's the place
to be free.
Yes, free to be fruit.
Oh, yes,
I've got my license in here.
-Yeah, you're right.
-Oh, no, no, no,
-rules are rules.
-No, really.
You're fine. Go in.
And you.
Oh, could you at least
pretend?
Look, I know it's dark
but I really am
-much younger than her.
-You're right.
-ID?
-Oh, um, here.
When they said
'totes troppo',
-they really weren't kidding.
-Yeah.
Hey look, pineapple guy
just started krumping.
Oh!
Is that what that is?
I thought he was having a fit.
So girls, ready to dance?
They say,
girls just want to have fun.
-Drink first?
-Absolutely.
And I was determined
to have fun if it killed me.
G'day, g'day.
Hey, there's some veggie
soup there if you're hungry.
I only added a carrot
and half a capsicum
-so it's a bit thin.
- I've eaten.
Thank you.
But I did bring dessert.
Oh, yes, my favorite.
And some sugar
for the brain?
Look at you
kicking it old school.
Downloading is so 2012,
and no, it's not Porky's.
Oh,
a Weekend At Bernie's.
I'm so happy in my happy hole
right now.
So, what'd you get up to
today?
Oh, nothing,
just caught up with a mate.
Right. Anyone I know?
No.
Geez, you're a dark pony,
aren't you?
No.
You can talk to me, you know.
Hey, I'm sorry,
I'm still here.
-It's okay.
-No, it's not.
Um...
you've been
an excellent hostess
what, with all
your apron wearing and dusting
but I don't want to push
the friendship,
so I'll be out
by the end of the week
whether I've found a place
or not.
I bet when you woke up
this morning
you had no idea you'd krump
with a pineapple.
Hey, what happens
on the dance floor,
-stays on the dance floor.
-Exactly.
Yeah, I mean why should
our husbands know everything?
We've got to keep some things
to ourselves.
-Am I right?
-Yes.
Hey, don't look at me.
I just broke up
with an escort.
I mean, just because
I got talking
to some painter guy
in the park,
it doesn't mean
Carbo has to find out.
-No.
-It was totally innocent.
Just someone I met
when I was walking the dog.
Well, that's right,
you know,
'cause we're always
someone's wife or,
or someone's mom,
and don't get me started
about being someone's
daughter.
'Cause it can just build up
and build up sometimes,
you just want to
punch someone.
Don't you?
Oh, she cannot be trusted.
Mom.
Donna!
Here. Focus on that.
Oh, hey!
Julie?
What are you doing here?
Well, I'm not a complete
lost cause.
I do have my own life.
It's okay. I'm not going to
cramp your style.
I just came to say hi.
There's a guy
in the toilets
dressed like a pineapple.
I'm just picking up a mate.
He didn't want to wait
in the car.
Ah. How'd you get in though?
They were checking ID.
This place is awesome.
There are heaps
of cougars here.
Awesome.
Let's go.
See you Julie.
Hey, my backpack,
I need to get it.
I was totally in
with her friend.
-Hey, Emma.
-Buzz.
Don't tell me you're here
with your ex-boyfriend's mom
and her desperate friend?
Well, she must be desperate
if she's after
the old Gusman there.
Actually, it's worse.
Her desperate friend
is my mother.
Okay.
Well, maybe I'm not your
favorite person right now.
-You think?
-But I've got to rate
higher than a night out
with your mom,
desperate or not?
Right now actually,
you don't.
Come on, come
and have a drink with us.
-No thanks.
-What,
you're really going to choose
your mom over me?
I'm sorry,
but I've sworn off men.
That includes you.
-How old are you?
-I'm 32.
Dad, if you want to stay
it's cool.
-No.
-Dad?
We're leaving.
Have fun.
So this time tomorrow,
they will be here.
Who?
Come on, keep up.
-Saskia and Edward.
-Ooh.
I've missed them heaps.
I can't wait for us all
to be together again.
The whole Skype thing,
it just does my head in.
But distance must, you know,
add some sort
of perspective, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I've missed little Ed
so much it's painful,
which I didn't realize
when he was waking me up
three times a night.
No it's great to be
embarking on a new life.
-It's all--
-Better than the old?
Yeah. Let's hope so.
They will be on a plane
right now,
and I wish I could be there
to help with Ed.
Travelling alone with him
could be an absolute
nightmare.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Just...
What's that smell?
-Oh, Julie.
-What...
She wees when she's nervous.
Can you please find
another name for that dog?
Oh.
I love you, darling.
I love you so much.
You know,
you should coach that,
that cricket team,
you know,
for Jackson if no one else.
That kid needs some direction.
You know, he was at that club
tonight with Buzz
and that beanie guy
that Donna was with.
Oh, I hope she's all right.
I mean, she says she is,
but I don't think she is.
He should have
wholesome activity,
not hanging out
with pineapples.
That beanie guy? What?
No, Jackson.
At least Buzz
looked embarrassed.
So he should.
Oh, I need some water.
Darling, can you get me
some water, please?
Thank you.
I'm so lucky to have you.
Did I tell you that?
I really did have fun tonight,
'cause I wasn't just
being a mom,
or a wife,
or a daughter,
I was Julie Rafter,
dancing queen.
What was that about Buzz
and Jackson?
Jules?
Oh...
Well, thanks for that.
Oh, this kettle's taking ages.
-Oh.
-How's the head?
-It's fine thanks.
-Oh.
- Morning all.
-Hey, not long now.
Eight and a half hours
but who's counting?
-Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
-Hey, hey, make your own.
-There's no time.
There's heaps to do
at the new place. Bye.
And apparently, you offered
to help, didn't you?
Yes, and I'm happy too.
Come on, admit it,
you're suffering.
Oh, rubbish.
Did you have fun,
or can't you remember?
Excuse me,
I can remember everything.
-Oh, yeah. How's Rachel?
-What?
I warned you
about drink, dialing
but you wouldn't listen,
would you?
Apparently,
you sent it last night.
Oh.
You finished,
darling?
How about some saucepan drums?
-Don't you dare.
-Come on pumpkin.
We've got to do
some more gardening.
-Oh, thanks, Dad.
Well,
I didn't want Ruby
to pass out from the fumes.
Oh, ha, ha.
Hello? Julie Rafter.
Oh, Les, hi.
Oh, coaching the kids cricket,
is that today, is it?
Yes, no, he'd love to.
He's in the shower actually,
getting ready.
Yes, well,
you know what he's like.
It doesn't take much
to wear him down.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Will do. Bye.
Apparently a couple
of the kids are sick
so you won't have a full team.
-You're evil.
-Yeah, I know.
Ah, hello again.
-No dog today?
-No.
Her barking hurts my head.
Oh.
Big night, huh?
You could say that.
I just did say that.
How could you tell yesterday?
Tell what?
That something
was bothering me.
It wasn't hard.
Because there is.
-Coffee?
-God, yes.
Hm.
It just seems like
we stopped talking.
No, it's just a pause
while I pour this coffee.
-Me and my husband.
-Ah.
Thank you.
I mean we talk,
of course, we do.
We live together,
we work together.
But lately, I don't know,
it just seems like
all we do is argue.
Well, most couples argue.
Not us.
Retta?
Retta,
I've got something for you.
What are you doing inside?
Hey?
Hello.
Oh.
"Gone letterboxing
with our flyers, love Retta."
Not even a kiss.
All right. Come on.
Ju, Ju, Ju, come here.
That's not her real name,
we're changing it.
No, really.
Jujitzu, hey!
Come here! Stop, stop!
Good girl.
Carbo.
Come on, come on, come on.
Carbo, wait!
Look,
I know what you're thinking,
at least I think I do,
and you're wrong.
What am I thinking?
Carbo,
he's a nice guy.
We got talking yesterday
when I was walking the dog.
You weren't walking
the dog today.
He said
he was a good listener.
So? I've got ears.
What, you can talk
to this bloke
but you can't talk to me?
I was talking about you.
I don't want you to talk
about me, talk to me.
-Don't you trust me anymore?
-Of course, I do.
Then what?
Ah, I don't know.
We used to be happy.
Remember happy?
Vaguely.
Laughing at stuff.
Not fighting.
Not fighting.
I don't want to lose you.
Me neither.
What can we do to be happy?
We were happy then,
when we were trying,
and when we were pregnant.
We were.
No, we can't afford it.
Yeah, you're right.
It'd just make everything
just so much worse.
For sure.
Absolutely.
Stupid dumb cards.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Upon a hill ♪
♪ Calling
From your windowsill ♪
♪ For one more goodnight ♪
♪ One more goodbye ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ You see me 'cause
We're free like birds ♪
♪ I sing
Because I know your words ♪
♪ And our voices
Were ♪
Hello?
Is there someone in here?
Why do I have to go?
It's called exercise, mate.
It's good for you.
You should try it sometime.
Two hours and I'll be back
to pick you up, all right?
They're all younger than me.
-Hey, Julie.
-Hi.
-What are you doing here?
- Oh,
just supporting
the local team.
Having a laugh, really.
Hello. Ah, guys,
would you just come
and line up over here will be,
be great.
-Guys...
-Get out there and train hard.
Listen to your coach
and behave yourself.
Yeah, all right guys.
Still waiting here.
Hey, Jackson.
How are you going, mate?
All right, guys, just line up
around here, please.
Reynolds! Poochie!
Come here!
I go to school with them.
Oh, right.
Hey guys.
My name's Dave Rafter
and I'm going to be
your new coach.
That's until they find
somebody who knows
what they're doing.
Dave?
Oh, Cooper, come in here.
Come on, mate,
as quick as you can.
Guys this is Cooper.
All right.
I'll start with a roll call.
Aaron Walsh.
So,
let me get this straight.
You're hiding out
in a dead man's house
to avoid your housemate?
Oh, well, when you put it
like that, it--
Yes.
It's weird.
I've got to get back
to the cricket soon
to cheer the little bloke on.
-Speaking of weird.
-What?
What's with the whole
supportive father bizzo?
What are you talking about?
I'm supportive.
-Have you got any bread?
-Uh, yeah.
-A bit stale, mate.
-Eat at home.
So, you're hanging out
at a dead bloke's house.
His name was Alan Arthur.
So is it just Matt
you hate or any poor sucker
who tries to get to know you?
It's got nothing to do
with that.
It doesn't!
You know, mate,
you've got to let people
in sometime.
I know you want to.
The point is that someone
left a lolly
like they knew
I'd been going there.
Like who?
I...
It's not creepy. It's just...
It's kind of nice.
It's just something for me.
Yeah, that's great.
We'll, pop around first thing
to check out the space.
Okay, thanks heaps
for calling.
- Is it the big one?
-Yeah, bye.
-Hey, we got the job!
- Great!
-Mom was right.
-Yeah.
She said word
of mouth'd start.
I'll call her.
Honey, it's so exciting.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
No, it's nothing. It's just...
Well, this morning
you were talking
to some weird park dude about
how tough things had been,
and now, we're on top
of the world.
I know.
It's funny how life
can just turn.
Exactly.
So we shouldn't be scared.
Of what?
Of having a baby.
And it just hasn't been
the same since.
You know...
and it was the last time
I felt good.
Like really good.
Me too.
Are we crazy
if we're even thinking this?
Let's try again.
-Okay.
-Yes?
Yeah. I'll go off the pill.
Okay.
Well,
why don't you come over.
All right.
See you soon, Donna.
-Bye.
-How'd you go?
Oh, he was magnificent.
Yeah, keep sucking up.
You're not forgiven yet.
Time for your bath, missy.
-Heard from Nathan?
- No,
no, he might still be settling
into the new place.
Oh. Well, he'll need to be
at the airport soonish.
Yeah.
-Is it you or me?
-You.
- A2.
Not even close.
You are so beautiful.
Come on, it's your turn.
Oh, um, E3.
Gotcha.
I don't know
what I'd do without you.
Is it possible
for men and women
to just be friends,
without it becoming
something more,
without someone getting hurt?
How did I let it
get to this?
I think it started with me
and the word cocktails.
No, it's more than that.
I didn't even like
that beanie chap,
but I wanted his attention.
You really did fall for Craig,
didn't you?
And whose fault's that?
He said I'm to blame
and he's right.
Oh, don't you listen
to anything he says.
No, o it's true.
I got all obsessed with him.
But you barely even knew him.
I know.
He betrayed us both.
I tried to buy a boyfriend.
Oh, Donna.
It's like I don't think
I'm worth much without a man
and that's pathetic,
Julie, sad.
I'm worth more than that,
aren't I?
Yes, of course, you are.
Things are going to change.
I'm going to change.
Yeah, well,
don't change too much.
And no more pretending
that you're okay
-when you're not.
-Hm.
I'm so used to
putting others first
and acting like I'm fine.
You've forgotten
what it's like
to actually be fine.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
No, no, I'm sorry.
I haven't been there
for you lately.
-No.
-Done more.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine too.
Then we're both fine.
So, where are we going?
Do you remember that time
you made me scream
like a mad woman?
Oh, yes, I remember.
Well, this is me
returning the favor.
Gloves on.
Right.
Think of something
that really gets your goat.
Let your fists do the talking.
-Craig!
- Ooh.
Your turn.
No offence,
but that was pathetic.
What gets you crazy?
Say it.
Not having time to myself.
That's good. Go.
-Ooh!
-Liars!
Clean as you bloody go!
Prostitution!
Dementia!
Hangovers!
-Beanies!
-Dancing pineapples!
Being too needy!
Cellulite!
-Low carb diets!
-All diets!
Not putting the toilet seat
down!
Okay. I'll bite.
Why are you smiling?
Oh, just girl stuff.
Nathan?
They weren't on the plane.
They weren't on the plane
and she's not answering
her phone.
I bought a ticket
at the airport.
-I have to go to London.
-Okay, all right.
Well, whatever we can do
to help.
Oh, sweetie.
Men and women
deal with things different.
It'll be okay.
But when it comes
to heartache,
we're all the same.
I think there's very
little difference
between men and women.
And then,
there's all the other times.
...kits for 1,600.
Plus they'll bore
the case line.
Oh, it's definitely
worth a call.
Needs a crank shaft
fitted too.
A reground
might be cheaper.
There's a bloke up north
who does it.
-I know a bloke who sends--
-Anyway, I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
-Yeah.
Enjoy the rest
of your weekend, huh.
Yeah, cheers.
What was all that about?
Oh, just bloke stuff.
But if men
really are the same,
how come a woman's work
is never done?
What, you've never heard
of 'clean as you go'?
Sorry.
I just need to get this in.
Darling, you haven't even seen
the place yet.
Mom,
Saskia arrives tomorrow
and the last she'd heard
I found a house.
-Give it to mom.
-Ohh.
Darling, they're beautiful
and from next door.
Right, I'm off.
Fingers crossed that I get it.
-Mmm.
-Mom, leave that. I'll--
You'll clean it up later.
Good luck.
Thank you.
So, Dad,
are we seeing Cooper today?
Yeah, I'm meeting him
with Eleanor.
You can come too
if you like?
No, that's fine.
Dave's finished his early job.
Maybe we could do something?
Like what?
I don't know, go for a walk?
Oh, I'd love to
but I promised the guys
I'd go and watch the cricket.
Actually,
I should go now really.
Well, that's not for hours.
Oh,
I've got some errands to run.
Just work stuff.
Ah...
He's up to something,
your dad.
He's been sneaking off
somewhere all week.
Secret men's business.
Oh. Yeah.
Should I clean up? Yes.
Male or female,
a bit of secret business
is good for the soul.
I just needed to find some
of my own.
I'll see you again soon?
Hope so.
I guess I can't ignore
the real world any longer.
Hm. That's weird.
My mom's rung like
a hundred times.
I hope everything's okay.
Yeah.
See you soon.
Yeah, Mom, it's me. What's...
Okay, okay,
I'll come over now.
Yep, that was Emma.
She's going to be late
going to the shop.
Honey,
have you been deceived lately?
Only when Julie
sneaked my bacon,
but she's so cute
I can't stay angry.
Okay, well,
I'm glad it's just that.
These cards never lie.
What cards?
My Angel Affirmation cards.
Babe, don't tell me you wasted
money on those things?
No,
I've had these for ages.
I found them upstairs
in between my tarot
and the I-ching.
I-Ching...
Admit it, we need all the help
we can get right now.
Look, just ask a question
and pick a card.
It might give you an insight
into your day.
"Joining forces
will bring results."
That's so vague,
it could mean anything.
No.
It's very specific.
It means if we work together,
things will be fine.
Ah, we do work together
and things aren't fine.
We need money, now.
Yeah, I know, Carbo.
I'm not stupid.
How do we get money?
Ask properly.
And clear your mind.
It shouldn't be too hard.
Fine, okay,
I'll put them away
but I wouldn't just
dismiss something
-that you believed in.
-Whatever.
Look, I'll just tidy
the kitchen, will I?
Since I'm the only one who
puts stuff away around here.
Whoever said girls are neat,
wasn't married to one.
Oh, it's your turn
to walk the dog.
I think you should sit down.
No, I don't want to sit down.
Right. Well, maybe
I'll sit down then.
Tea, tea!
No, leave it.
Look, if this is about Craig,
you're acting way
out of proportion.
So, it's true.
You're seeing each other.
Okay. I was going to tell you
but it seemed kind
of I don't know,
tacky or something, to hook up
with your odd jobs guy.
-That's what you think?
- What?
He does 'odd jobs'?
Well, yes, and he studies.
Oh, Emma...
Okay. You're starting
to freak me out now.
He's not what he seems.
What do you mean?
Well, the Logan name thing
is just a...
The least of it really.
I mean a lot of people
use other names when they work
-depending on--
-No. What...
Mom, what other name?
What are you talking about?
He's an escort.
And a student called, Craig,
but he's an escort
called, Logan.
Escort as in a...
Yes.
There are times
when a woman has no choice
but to take the bull
by the horns.
How could you lie to us
like that!
I don't care about me but I do
care about my daughter!
How could you hurt her
like that?
Look, I told you
I couldn't see you anymore.
Oh, well, bully for you.
Aren't you a saint?
Where the hell are you going!
-Look I was going to tell you.
-Which bit?
The fact
that you're a prostitute
or that you slept
with my mother?
-Answer the question.
-Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't mean to hurt
either of you.
How could it not hurt!
How could you think
that this would ever work out?
I didn't think.
That's just it.
I met you, and I fell for you,
and I didn't think.
But you lied.
You slept with my mother
and then you slept with me.
What kind of a person
does that!
Hey, you're angry, I get it,
but none of this
was part of the deal.
What?
You were hiring an escort,
not a boyfriend.
The rules were clear
from the beginning.
I never led you on.
I...really am sorry
you got caught up in all this.
You don't deserve it.
And you don't deserve
either of us.
Are you okay, Mom?
Of course.
For God's sake.
It's like he doesn't listen
to me.
-Julie--
- Hey, hey.
Who might you be?
This is Julie although,
she needs another name.
That's a beautiful painting.
Oh, no, it needs work.
I haven't painted outdoors
for ages.
Now, I'm remembering why.
So, do you want to talk
about it?
What?
There's something
worrying you.
-No?
- Hm?
Well...no.
Have you ever done
any life modeling?
You'd be good.
Perfect.
You have beautiful hair.
Very pre-Raphaelite.
Well, most people
don't usually like red hair.
Well, most people
are usually wrong.
Or a Botticelli.
No, now
you're just making fun.
No, I'm not.
My husband
would probably think
Botticelli was some kind
of pasta.
Are you sure you don't want to
talk about it?
Because I'm a good listener.
Ah, I better keep going.
Sure.
Well, enjoy your walk.
If you change your mind,
I'll be here
for the whole afternoon,
probably the next.
Got to pay the rent somehow.
Bye.
I have something
that I feel belongs to you.
Photos of you and your family.
Ooh, I'd love to see them.
I've had them for years
but I think they rightfully
belong to you.
-I don't mean to stir up any--
-Oh, no, no, no.
It's fine.
Oh!
Gosh, look how young mom is.
She looks so happy.
Yeah, no,
I was like what the hell
and he was like whatever.
Yeah, what a dickhead!
All right.
I'll see you later.
-You play?
-Play what?
Cricket.
Yeah.
For school?
In the lounge room.
The Nintendo.
Well, maybe you should think
about doing it for real.
Told you.
Don't believe anything
he says.
He's been thinking
about joining the local team.
-No, I haven't.
-Oh, whatever.
Thank you.
I'll see you later.
Yeah, righto.
-Off to see a mate?
-Don't know.
Probably.
What, you don't know
where he's going
-or when he'll be back?
-No, he'll be right.
He knows how to look
after himself.
So, when are you going to
bring Julie down,
-show her the beast?
-Maybe never.
A bloke's got to have
some secrets.
Love, we're off to take Cooper
to the park
if you want us to pick up
anything for dinner?
No, no,
I don't think so, thanks.
It's all right, isn't it,
if I eat here tonight?
-Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.
We can babysit
if you and Dave
want to head off somewhere?
No, no, Dad,
that stuff's clean.
Oh, sorry.
A quick fix.
Yeah. No, it's okay.
I'll do it.
-You sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
Don't keep Cooper waiting.
Thanks, love.
-Bye.
- Bye.
- Ooh!
-Oh!
Hello Eleanor, Ted.
Is Julie in?
-Yeah, in the kitchen, mate.
-Right.
You should've seen us.
We were like Thelma and Louise
when they blew up that truck.
-Really?
- Yeah.
We didn't set fire to anything
but I was so proud of Emma.
I should've recorded it
with my phone.
-We'd be a YouTube sensation.
-Oh, look at you.
You should get mad more often.
You're glowing.
Oh, you should try it
sometime.
Yeah well,
don't tempt me.
We sort of bonded
in a weird way.
We've both sworn off men.
Well, well,
I don't blame you.
Actually, we're going out.
-Sorry?
-Yeah.
No men allowed.
Girls only.
When? Tonight?
Yeah, why not?
Got no shortage
of babysitters.
What are we going to do?
No idea.
Leave it with me.
At last,
some secret women's business
to release that little bit
of pressure.
The team's going well.
I heard Tommo's on fire.
Yeah, he's trying to impress
the new girlfriend.
Well, whatever it is,
it's working.
Yeah. So any chance
of seeing you back in whites?
Oh, I'd love to
but I usually work Saturdays.
Ah, shame.
Oh, so you are here.
-Hi, Les.
-G'day, Julie.
How's the season going?
Oh, the team's taking
a beating
-since I dropped out.
-Oh, you're winning then?
Yep. Hey listen, mate,
if you're free tomorrow,
we're looking for someone
to coach the juniors.
-You'd be great.
-Me? Since when?
Since we got pretty desperate.
No offence.
Well you'd have to be
desperate.
Well it's just that the team's
going to have to fold
-if we don't find someone.
-I don't know.
Sunday's my only day off.
Training can be after school
if that suits you better?
- Come on Les!
-Oh, bugger.
The game's about to start
and I've got to get suited up.
-I'll catch you around.
-Have fun.
-Yeah.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-See you.
You should do it.
-Don't mind if I do.
-Oh, coaching I meant.
Jules, I've got no experience.
Well, surely your love
of the game
is the most important thing?
-I love my sleep ins more.
-Yeah, well,
we're going to the park.
Do you want to come?
No, I'll stay
and support the team.
Oh, and I'm going out tonight.
I would invite you
but it's girls only.
Oh, does it involve Donna
drinking Cosmopolitans
-and bitching about men?
-Probably.
Then I'll be happy
to stay away.
Bye.
Aah!
God, I thought
you were still in bed!
I put these on 'cause
I didn't want to disturb you.
-Very thoughtful.
-Oh, milk.
We ran out so I went
and got some more.
- So I see.
-Yeah, should be enough.
What, for when the rapture
comes?
-Have you seen the spatula?
-Huh?
Have you see the spatula?
Oh, yeah,
it's with the big frypan.
It just seems more intuitive.
-Right.
- Yeah.
Well, what I've done
is I've grouped items
according to logic.
See, the egg flip
is with the small frypan
and the potato masher's
with the saucepans.
Now, it might be
a bit confusing at first
but once the right side
of your brain kicks in,
you'll thank me.
Where's the frypan?
Well, it's wrapped up
in the tea towel.
See, why should the tea towels
always be
on the third drawer down?
This way,
you get a complete set.
Does the food still live here
or has that being rehoused
as well?
Ha, ha.
Now you're taking the piss.
Where's last night's curry?
Actually,
that's been rehoused.
Do you want me
to make you something?
Anything you want.
I'm going to go out.
Truly, it won't take a sec.
No, see you later.
They say,
women are better
at sharing their emotions.
Hello? Is anyone there?
But there are always
exceptions to the rule.
Either way,
we all need an escape,
somewhere to retreat
when things get too much.
-What's all this?
-Got the house, Granddad.
Ah, congratulations.
And stuff to put in it.
I thought
you were at the cricket?
Yes, he was,
eventually.
God knows where he was
before that.
We bumped into Nathan
out the front.
Just as well
by the look of it.
Now, all I need
is a wife and son.
What, they don't stock those
at IKEA?
I'll help you set up
your new place if you'd like?
That'd be great.
Thanks, Mom.
Are you sure you can fit it in
with your packed social life?
Oh, what, you mean like you
and your cricket?
What cricket?
Dave's going to coach
the juniors.
Lying to children,
have you no shame?
-I'll play.
-I'm sorry,
but I'm not coaching
any cricket team.
-I haven't got the time.
-Oh.
But you should go
along anyway.
I'm sure they'll find someone.
Surely, one of the kids' dads
can do it.
Hey, Ju!
Come here, come here, Ju.
Oh, you're a cute little Ju.
Darling, I don't think that
that's such a good name.
Look,
it's the first thing
between Julie
and something else.
Yeah, I'm just not so sure
we can call out "here Ju"
at the park.
Okay, okay.
Retta's home.
I'll ask her too.
Yep. See you later.
I am so sorry about being late
for work today.
Oh, don't worry about it.
It was dead anyway.
Yeah, as usual.
Let me get this straight.
Craig is Logan.
-Yep.
- That's the guy
that your mom brought to Dave
and Julie's anniversary.
-Yep.
-And he really shagged you
-and your mom?
- The topic is closed.
-On the same day.
-No, I mean it.
My appalling mess of a life
is not up for discussion.
Hey, look,
it's not that bad.
Are you kidding?
That was my mom on the phone.
I'm going on a girl's night
out with her and Julie Rafter.
Woo-hoo.
Can you please come?
-Oh, I don't know.
- Please? Please?
Yeah,
babe you should go.
Well, maybe,
I don't want to go.
Well, maybe you should ask
your dumb cards.
Well, maybe I should.
-It looks like I'm coming.
-Great.
"The evening
gives promise of fun."
New age crap.
"Totes Troppo".
-Who's Totes?
- No idea.
Probably a member
of the bowling club.
- It means totally, Mom.
-Oh.
Are we going to be
the oldest ones there?
Well,
that's not a good sign
if you don't even know
what it means.
Oh, nonsense.
Simon from work says
it's the best night there is.
Terrific music,
friendly people,
-and everyone welcome.
-Well, it sounds perfect.
And lots of single men.
I'm joking.
You don't want
tea before you go?
Oh, no thanks.
I think it's cocktail time,
don't you?
Ooh, and how.
Okay. Won't be late, darling.
Yep, see you later,
and whatever happens,
no drinking and dialing.
Are we sure
we're sure about this?
Does anyone else
feel underdressed?
How could you dance
dressed as a pineapple?
Or more importantly,
how could you got
to the toilet?
Simon says it's the place
to be free.
Yes, free to be fruit.
Oh, yes,
I've got my license in here.
-Yeah, you're right.
-Oh, no, no, no,
-rules are rules.
-No, really.
You're fine. Go in.
And you.
Oh, could you at least
pretend?
Look, I know it's dark
but I really am
-much younger than her.
-You're right.
-ID?
-Oh, um, here.
When they said
'totes troppo',
-they really weren't kidding.
-Yeah.
Hey look, pineapple guy
just started krumping.
Oh!
Is that what that is?
I thought he was having a fit.
So girls, ready to dance?
They say,
girls just want to have fun.
-Drink first?
-Absolutely.
And I was determined
to have fun if it killed me.
G'day, g'day.
Hey, there's some veggie
soup there if you're hungry.
I only added a carrot
and half a capsicum
-so it's a bit thin.
- I've eaten.
Thank you.
But I did bring dessert.
Oh, yes, my favorite.
And some sugar
for the brain?
Look at you
kicking it old school.
Downloading is so 2012,
and no, it's not Porky's.
Oh,
a Weekend At Bernie's.
I'm so happy in my happy hole
right now.
So, what'd you get up to
today?
Oh, nothing,
just caught up with a mate.
Right. Anyone I know?
No.
Geez, you're a dark pony,
aren't you?
No.
You can talk to me, you know.
Hey, I'm sorry,
I'm still here.
-It's okay.
-No, it's not.
Um...
you've been
an excellent hostess
what, with all
your apron wearing and dusting
but I don't want to push
the friendship,
so I'll be out
by the end of the week
whether I've found a place
or not.
I bet when you woke up
this morning
you had no idea you'd krump
with a pineapple.
Hey, what happens
on the dance floor,
-stays on the dance floor.
-Exactly.
Yeah, I mean why should
our husbands know everything?
We've got to keep some things
to ourselves.
-Am I right?
-Yes.
Hey, don't look at me.
I just broke up
with an escort.
I mean, just because
I got talking
to some painter guy
in the park,
it doesn't mean
Carbo has to find out.
-No.
-It was totally innocent.
Just someone I met
when I was walking the dog.
Well, that's right,
you know,
'cause we're always
someone's wife or,
or someone's mom,
and don't get me started
about being someone's
daughter.
'Cause it can just build up
and build up sometimes,
you just want to
punch someone.
Don't you?
Oh, she cannot be trusted.
Mom.
Donna!
Here. Focus on that.
Oh, hey!
Julie?
What are you doing here?
Well, I'm not a complete
lost cause.
I do have my own life.
It's okay. I'm not going to
cramp your style.
I just came to say hi.
There's a guy
in the toilets
dressed like a pineapple.
I'm just picking up a mate.
He didn't want to wait
in the car.
Ah. How'd you get in though?
They were checking ID.
This place is awesome.
There are heaps
of cougars here.
Awesome.
Let's go.
See you Julie.
Hey, my backpack,
I need to get it.
I was totally in
with her friend.
-Hey, Emma.
-Buzz.
Don't tell me you're here
with your ex-boyfriend's mom
and her desperate friend?
Well, she must be desperate
if she's after
the old Gusman there.
Actually, it's worse.
Her desperate friend
is my mother.
Okay.
Well, maybe I'm not your
favorite person right now.
-You think?
-But I've got to rate
higher than a night out
with your mom,
desperate or not?
Right now actually,
you don't.
Come on, come
and have a drink with us.
-No thanks.
-What,
you're really going to choose
your mom over me?
I'm sorry,
but I've sworn off men.
That includes you.
-How old are you?
-I'm 32.
Dad, if you want to stay
it's cool.
-No.
-Dad?
We're leaving.
Have fun.
So this time tomorrow,
they will be here.
Who?
Come on, keep up.
-Saskia and Edward.
-Ooh.
I've missed them heaps.
I can't wait for us all
to be together again.
The whole Skype thing,
it just does my head in.
But distance must, you know,
add some sort
of perspective, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I've missed little Ed
so much it's painful,
which I didn't realize
when he was waking me up
three times a night.
No it's great to be
embarking on a new life.
-It's all--
-Better than the old?
Yeah. Let's hope so.
They will be on a plane
right now,
and I wish I could be there
to help with Ed.
Travelling alone with him
could be an absolute
nightmare.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Just...
What's that smell?
-Oh, Julie.
-What...
She wees when she's nervous.
Can you please find
another name for that dog?
Oh.
I love you, darling.
I love you so much.
You know,
you should coach that,
that cricket team,
you know,
for Jackson if no one else.
That kid needs some direction.
You know, he was at that club
tonight with Buzz
and that beanie guy
that Donna was with.
Oh, I hope she's all right.
I mean, she says she is,
but I don't think she is.
He should have
wholesome activity,
not hanging out
with pineapples.
That beanie guy? What?
No, Jackson.
At least Buzz
looked embarrassed.
So he should.
Oh, I need some water.
Darling, can you get me
some water, please?
Thank you.
I'm so lucky to have you.
Did I tell you that?
I really did have fun tonight,
'cause I wasn't just
being a mom,
or a wife,
or a daughter,
I was Julie Rafter,
dancing queen.
What was that about Buzz
and Jackson?
Jules?
Oh...
Well, thanks for that.
Oh, this kettle's taking ages.
-Oh.
-How's the head?
-It's fine thanks.
-Oh.
- Morning all.
-Hey, not long now.
Eight and a half hours
but who's counting?
-Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
-Hey, hey, make your own.
-There's no time.
There's heaps to do
at the new place. Bye.
And apparently, you offered
to help, didn't you?
Yes, and I'm happy too.
Come on, admit it,
you're suffering.
Oh, rubbish.
Did you have fun,
or can't you remember?
Excuse me,
I can remember everything.
-Oh, yeah. How's Rachel?
-What?
I warned you
about drink, dialing
but you wouldn't listen,
would you?
Apparently,
you sent it last night.
Oh.
You finished,
darling?
How about some saucepan drums?
-Don't you dare.
-Come on pumpkin.
We've got to do
some more gardening.
-Oh, thanks, Dad.
Well,
I didn't want Ruby
to pass out from the fumes.
Oh, ha, ha.
Hello? Julie Rafter.
Oh, Les, hi.
Oh, coaching the kids cricket,
is that today, is it?
Yes, no, he'd love to.
He's in the shower actually,
getting ready.
Yes, well,
you know what he's like.
It doesn't take much
to wear him down.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Will do. Bye.
Apparently a couple
of the kids are sick
so you won't have a full team.
-You're evil.
-Yeah, I know.
Ah, hello again.
-No dog today?
-No.
Her barking hurts my head.
Oh.
Big night, huh?
You could say that.
I just did say that.
How could you tell yesterday?
Tell what?
That something
was bothering me.
It wasn't hard.
Because there is.
-Coffee?
-God, yes.
Hm.
It just seems like
we stopped talking.
No, it's just a pause
while I pour this coffee.
-Me and my husband.
-Ah.
Thank you.
I mean we talk,
of course, we do.
We live together,
we work together.
But lately, I don't know,
it just seems like
all we do is argue.
Well, most couples argue.
Not us.
Retta?
Retta,
I've got something for you.
What are you doing inside?
Hey?
Hello.
Oh.
"Gone letterboxing
with our flyers, love Retta."
Not even a kiss.
All right. Come on.
Ju, Ju, Ju, come here.
That's not her real name,
we're changing it.
No, really.
Jujitzu, hey!
Come here! Stop, stop!
Good girl.
Carbo.
Come on, come on, come on.
Carbo, wait!
Look,
I know what you're thinking,
at least I think I do,
and you're wrong.
What am I thinking?
Carbo,
he's a nice guy.
We got talking yesterday
when I was walking the dog.
You weren't walking
the dog today.
He said
he was a good listener.
So? I've got ears.
What, you can talk
to this bloke
but you can't talk to me?
I was talking about you.
I don't want you to talk
about me, talk to me.
-Don't you trust me anymore?
-Of course, I do.
Then what?
Ah, I don't know.
We used to be happy.
Remember happy?
Vaguely.
Laughing at stuff.
Not fighting.
Not fighting.
I don't want to lose you.
Me neither.
What can we do to be happy?
We were happy then,
when we were trying,
and when we were pregnant.
We were.
No, we can't afford it.
Yeah, you're right.
It'd just make everything
just so much worse.
For sure.
Absolutely.
Stupid dumb cards.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Upon a hill ♪
♪ Calling
From your windowsill ♪
♪ For one more goodnight ♪
♪ One more goodbye ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ You see me 'cause
We're free like birds ♪
♪ I sing
Because I know your words ♪
♪ And our voices
Were ♪
Hello?
Is there someone in here?
Why do I have to go?
It's called exercise, mate.
It's good for you.
You should try it sometime.
Two hours and I'll be back
to pick you up, all right?
They're all younger than me.
-Hey, Julie.
-Hi.
-What are you doing here?
- Oh,
just supporting
the local team.
Having a laugh, really.
Hello. Ah, guys,
would you just come
and line up over here will be,
be great.
-Guys...
-Get out there and train hard.
Listen to your coach
and behave yourself.
Yeah, all right guys.
Still waiting here.
Hey, Jackson.
How are you going, mate?
All right, guys, just line up
around here, please.
Reynolds! Poochie!
Come here!
I go to school with them.
Oh, right.
Hey guys.
My name's Dave Rafter
and I'm going to be
your new coach.
That's until they find
somebody who knows
what they're doing.
Dave?
Oh, Cooper, come in here.
Come on, mate,
as quick as you can.
Guys this is Cooper.
All right.
I'll start with a roll call.
Aaron Walsh.
So,
let me get this straight.
You're hiding out
in a dead man's house
to avoid your housemate?
Oh, well, when you put it
like that, it--
Yes.
It's weird.
I've got to get back
to the cricket soon
to cheer the little bloke on.
-Speaking of weird.
-What?
What's with the whole
supportive father bizzo?
What are you talking about?
I'm supportive.
-Have you got any bread?
-Uh, yeah.
-A bit stale, mate.
-Eat at home.
So, you're hanging out
at a dead bloke's house.
His name was Alan Arthur.
So is it just Matt
you hate or any poor sucker
who tries to get to know you?
It's got nothing to do
with that.
It doesn't!
You know, mate,
you've got to let people
in sometime.
I know you want to.
The point is that someone
left a lolly
like they knew
I'd been going there.
Like who?
I...
It's not creepy. It's just...
It's kind of nice.
It's just something for me.
Yeah, that's great.
We'll, pop around first thing
to check out the space.
Okay, thanks heaps
for calling.
- Is it the big one?
-Yeah, bye.
-Hey, we got the job!
- Great!
-Mom was right.
-Yeah.
She said word
of mouth'd start.
I'll call her.
Honey, it's so exciting.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
No, it's nothing. It's just...
Well, this morning
you were talking
to some weird park dude about
how tough things had been,
and now, we're on top
of the world.
I know.
It's funny how life
can just turn.
Exactly.
So we shouldn't be scared.
Of what?
Of having a baby.
And it just hasn't been
the same since.
You know...
and it was the last time
I felt good.
Like really good.
Me too.
Are we crazy
if we're even thinking this?
Let's try again.
-Okay.
-Yes?
Yeah. I'll go off the pill.
Okay.
Well,
why don't you come over.
All right.
See you soon, Donna.
-Bye.
-How'd you go?
Oh, he was magnificent.
Yeah, keep sucking up.
You're not forgiven yet.
Time for your bath, missy.
-Heard from Nathan?
- No,
no, he might still be settling
into the new place.
Oh. Well, he'll need to be
at the airport soonish.
Yeah.
-Is it you or me?
-You.
- A2.
Not even close.
You are so beautiful.
Come on, it's your turn.
Oh, um, E3.
Gotcha.
I don't know
what I'd do without you.
Is it possible
for men and women
to just be friends,
without it becoming
something more,
without someone getting hurt?
How did I let it
get to this?
I think it started with me
and the word cocktails.
No, it's more than that.
I didn't even like
that beanie chap,
but I wanted his attention.
You really did fall for Craig,
didn't you?
And whose fault's that?
He said I'm to blame
and he's right.
Oh, don't you listen
to anything he says.
No, o it's true.
I got all obsessed with him.
But you barely even knew him.
I know.
He betrayed us both.
I tried to buy a boyfriend.
Oh, Donna.
It's like I don't think
I'm worth much without a man
and that's pathetic,
Julie, sad.
I'm worth more than that,
aren't I?
Yes, of course, you are.
Things are going to change.
I'm going to change.
Yeah, well,
don't change too much.
And no more pretending
that you're okay
-when you're not.
-Hm.
I'm so used to
putting others first
and acting like I'm fine.
You've forgotten
what it's like
to actually be fine.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
No, no, I'm sorry.
I haven't been there
for you lately.
-No.
-Done more.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine too.
Then we're both fine.
So, where are we going?
Do you remember that time
you made me scream
like a mad woman?
Oh, yes, I remember.
Well, this is me
returning the favor.
Gloves on.
Right.
Think of something
that really gets your goat.
Let your fists do the talking.
-Craig!
- Ooh.
Your turn.
No offence,
but that was pathetic.
What gets you crazy?
Say it.
Not having time to myself.
That's good. Go.
-Ooh!
-Liars!
Clean as you bloody go!
Prostitution!
Dementia!
Hangovers!
-Beanies!
-Dancing pineapples!
Being too needy!
Cellulite!
-Low carb diets!
-All diets!
Not putting the toilet seat
down!
Okay. I'll bite.
Why are you smiling?
Oh, just girl stuff.
Nathan?
They weren't on the plane.
They weren't on the plane
and she's not answering
her phone.
I bought a ticket
at the airport.
-I have to go to London.
-Okay, all right.
Well, whatever we can do
to help.
Oh, sweetie.
Men and women
deal with things different.
It'll be okay.
But when it comes
to heartache,
we're all the same.