Pacific Blue (1996–2000): Season 4, Episode 15 - Stargazer - full transcript
Former "Partridge Family" cast member Danny Bonaduce stars as fallen teen idol Johnny Osiris, star of a 70's television series, who's now down on his luck and taken to robbing stores on the boardwalk. His fame is rekindled when the media learns that Johnny O has teamed with another criminal. Chris and Cory chase their former teen idol , who is being protected by his television sister (Susan Olsen of the "Brady Bunch"), his record-producer father (Adam West of "Batman") and a high profile defense attorney (Erik Estrada of "ChiPS").
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market Ranger the crashed and burned oh
the galaxy trapped in space the star
either
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the captain who leads our crew I'm on my
sis me my name's Johnny I see
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should have done what I told you can't
help it romantic and I love her yeah
well I'm in love with Pamela Anderson
but I limit our contact at traffic stops
you don't do you let her off with a
warning look I'm gonna repeat myself
once more hair just slam McNamara but
you said look I'm talking cheap physical
action it's not a sonnets and candy
grams I mean you got a nailer full-bore
trapeze bars Mexican basket trick
whatever your little head desires and
then while she's in the shower you leave
that is the most selfish thing I've ever
heard look you've got to get her out of
your system when she's a memory instead
of a fantasy you'll be your old self
again
mexican basket I like Steven Tyler he
likes Liz Tyler he thought seeing was
something you got from Abby I thought
smashing pumpkins with what rowdy kids
did on Halloween don't hide behind the
age factor Corey if you want him and he
wants to van just go for it Thanks
prudent advice for my mature Mary
strength hey I support the nature you
lose every time but it's expected
terrific the sex is not not terrific
well it's not yet I mean we haven't you
know okay mi lose the pool hmm
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you know what man I forgot my wallet
let's forget the food here's five bucks
i'll come back and pay you the rest
later you know I'm good no I don't come
on man you're offline I don't you know
why I'm yeah you're that deadbeat reject
from TV Land I hear they're hiring
security guards down at the mar vista
mall really they let them carry guns put
all that stuff in a bag and it be the
register while you're at
Oh lady you've got to get out of here
hey you're that guy okay MTV anything
physical units salad alarm sundown marks
10-1015 fourth walk Bobby that this is
one gb nine and ten respondents 1pb 7
and 8 10 49 for backup ladies please
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did you get a look at you i'm not sure
but the place nah couldn't be no way
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why am I
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nice to say
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yes I
oh that be
everybody
Oh
Oh
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anything but we got is an absence of
anything Johnny Osiris has no agent or
manager no vested pension haven't filed
a tax return or renew the driver's
license in five years no unemployment no
well ferry no utility or credit card
bills under his no police record either
though cards of god no he's a caustic
what about families they have a famous
father yeah this that dirtbag
bottom-feeder named make him Dean he
managed Johnny and then eventually
produces [ __ ] her family they add a
huge filling out the seventies yeah I'm
making Dean kill the show before that
Johnny on was great Johnny o felony fan
club oh we don't expect you to
understand your boy ok explain it to us
she'd be remember before we got married
we talked about sex ception old motown
group right no you know it's exceptions
like if a certain celebrity came along
all about the fidelity were put on hold
mine was Cindy Crawford Salma Hayek
unknown a writer no Gibson hmm you're
kidding Johnny Oh could you not Johnny
Otis felonies us but Johnny oh the 16
year old star
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go you have a new indoor yard sale or
what back off Jonny you're out of here
dude who gets you girls who stiffed me
on the rent it's three months worth how
long do you think I can hold off the
owner what do you think I was looking
for yet this is better than I used to
homeless a man what about the drugs
Johnny what about the damn TV with the
bullet holes in it hmm you just get out
of here before I call the cops don't go
there Johnny st. don't rake n
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Emma for you
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making Dean i'm sergeant McNamara this
is officer Kelly it's about your son
would you ladies please wait upstairs
can you tell us where to find him what's
he done now well we're not sure but he
might be a possible suspect in an armed
robbery oh that's a new low even for
Johnny like we know that you didn't have
the best relationship well how do you
know that we haven't made the papers in
20 years well believing that was both
man oh so from your frame of reference i
am the abusive father who has pushed my
son over the edge for personal gain in a
word yes I wish it you can drew sergeant
try to Cindy Russell Cindy stargazer
Russell she played a sister right the
way I hear it she still does she runs
the Venice grill down in the boardwalk
that's the knee started she might know
where he is if he hasn't burned that
bridge too I'm surprised old man being
gig at a time of day why do you want
Johnny well he may have held up a
grocery store Johnny come around here
when he needed a few bucks or place to
crash but not anymore sonnet stuff about
you dating Johnny back then that without
to have way stuff right Frank what oh
sorry what am I saying you're his sister
Chris I'm sorry visited Cindy stargazer
in the flesh look if you do know where
he is you're not telling us you could
become an accessory in it guys if I see
Johnny which I promise I probably won't
i'll give you a call okay
she knows where he is I'm definitely but
she'll do the right thing she's Cindy
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you just made me a criminal it's trying
to scare you hope they succeeded do you
know how hard I we're trying to keep all
this together too hard when I sell some
of my new songs Yeah right and who is
going to buy him the boys on cell block
7 Johnny I I didn't mean that no I mean
you're right cuz I'm down the pipe
doesn't mean I get to take you with thee
so listen let me twenty bucks Johnny I
can't no more I'll pay back you need
help I'll Drive you to rehab I'll even
pick up the tab but I am NOT putting one
more dime into your veins now you make
the call
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I'd answer me a nice and easy and nobody
gets hurt all the narcotics and none of
that generic crap either hey pal we
might have a little problem here how are
you I've been casing this place for days
there is no way you're just gonna walk
in here dog listen I don't want to die
to you don't really care if you're that
guy the guy on the TV show what do you
call this latest case family stargazer
right that show sucked everyone's a
critic so what are you doing now right
you fill up that bank will sort this out
later so what we're partners now yeah
either that or we kill each other boys
come on come on build up money too
what's the matter huh you never been
robbed before that's very nice come on
don't do that for you sure you cut off
this work big boy
back up
give a final thing before not at all now
you tell me
so when it suspect on the dangerous
heading westbound I'm cold sorry about
the okay God chorea thought ya Yin you
go see you to look at that thing yeah
Johnny oh ah here you go here's a
picture washed up teen idols in the cops
to shoot the next Oprah yeah well how
about his buddy guglielmo Stephen
assault with a deadly weapon 325 Don
robbery seven to 10 0 and 2 and fouling
them off thanks make any progress yet
you put out an APB on the car and the
two guys you okay yeah seven stitches a
little coating I'll be good as new
another entry would be minus an army I'm
okay Bobby get back to work hey heard
you took a bus from that teen heartthrob
not everyone could say that it wasn't
Johnny it was the other guy oh well
thank God for that just exactly who is
this has been Johnny Dean AKA johnny
osiris you know Monica those singing
geeks on another planet we're in
bell-bottom spacesuits comes on Nick at
Nite after mr. head real late oh hey
sorry we just don't get it although we
do get that sex second thing Denzel
Washington mmm mmm Oscar did away mmm
mmm
sorry take a break
now seeing you in danger today made me
realize with something I needed to do
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this is Robin Riedel American news
network with two officers involved in
the shooting in Venice today is it true
that former teen star Johnny Osiris is
one of your principal suspects turn it
off you do not need her permission I'm
just covering a story here I didn't
expect to walk in and find my league
cops and a lip lock that sounds vaguely
like a syringe lamentably vague mr.
ideal I respect your right even though I
don't agree with your tactics is it
really Johnny out where did you get your
information I got friends security
company your turn all right but I'm
going to need something from you promise
me that that tape does not see the light
of day you have my word so is it Johnny
oh I think you're doing are the answer
to that fair enough carry on secret's
safe with me
and late breaking news we go good score
looks very cool the manhunt intensifies
30 seconds tonight the prime suspect in
a daring hold up and shoot out with
police sergeant Corey McNamara the Santa
Monica bike patrol was wounded yeah I
got one of them quiet pictured in this
dramatic surveillance video our suspects
identified as Johnny Osiris and his
unlikely partner in crime a
twice-convicted incompetent felon named
Steve guglielmo tonight legions of still
loyal fans wonder if this is the final
flame out of the once gifted and
talented now hunted and tormented Johnny
Osiris named after star market Ranger
trapped in space never to return
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to do here she called me incompetent
like if she's so good at her job why
didn't she on hard copy or somehow tell
me that don't you get it we're gonna be
famous Johnny oh and Stevie G Butch and
Sundance ever didn't they die in a hail
of gunfire forget that man we're gonna
be huge you think I'm stupid huh I mean
you're the big TV star hey I'm a
three-time loser so what's the stop
you've just decided to blow me off huh
ask you a question you know what this is
so paper napkin ketchup on it this is a
deal memo what a deal memo this
certified so whatever proceeds come from
this partnership we split 50-50 5015
surreal that makes you happy I love it
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you can on it
ask you something sure that's exception
thing that's just a joke right you are
so sweet so all this Johnny Oh talk it's
tough right I love you teasing I love
you too you know johnny is really kind
of pitiful now such a sad shadow of his
former self so switching a brad Pitt oh
yeah Jenny McCarthy ha thanks what is
that elevator music no it's that song
named after the star that's Johnny oh
hmm David his pictures are Corey
McNamara teenage sergeant a simple
spinning Johnny's record over and over
again wishing that he'd come and sweep
through away so they could run off
together in rob a liquor store who was
your secret fantasy Jay arguing a guy
from balance he was cunning and vicious
and he would sell his grandmother
surprises right I still admire him today
and who do you like come on we gotta get
back to work no no no no put it out
well I kind of like that little kid on
Diff'rent Strokes Gary Coleman he was
funny Keith don't count I mean who is
your heart throb if you don't tell me
I'm gonna tell everyone you had a
blooming schoolgirl crush on duty from
the facts of life okay okay chachi the
twerp from happy days she was not at
work he was cool Jamie let's chat cheese
Jamie loves chachi chachi chachi ready
to go wait I got something for you what
is it I'm going to us Mexican penicillin
I made it for you you may this morning
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you must have been up all night been
looking in my window
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better be good Johnny Osiris johnny is
that you yeah I called the station they
put me through I I hope I'm not
bothering you no no no it's okay listen
I I called to say I'm sorry about you
getting hurt like that Johnny where are
you it's it's not what you think
someone's trying to kill me oh well then
let us help you I want to I want to
throw myself in but only to you I owe
you that much I appreciate that Johnny
but maybe the marina hurry Cory
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he says he wants to turn himself in GC
so no force confirms what I'm calling
the chopper for backup
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that's a lot of like 60 oh great
breaking news here in the marina a carve
a line to Johnny Osiris and splattered
with blood has been found apparently the
site of some violence perhaps violence
done to this fallen star that once burn
so bright in the Hollywood sky what the
hell you doing here i'm here with
sergeant Corey McNamara wounded in the
shootout yesterday party I'm all right
thank you for asking I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave now I hear your big
Johnny a fan of what he was not what
he's become you heard the lieutenant
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what's a loyal fan now a tough cost
searching for hamsters to the terrible
question the end of johnny oh this is
rob ride down american news network
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upsides taking over this case they want
to report ASAP come on GC there was no
body very little blood you know this is
a setup like it or not you're a
principal in this case yeah thanks to
news [ __ ] burr be and if this point
about Johnny Osiris you'd handed off in
a second wouldn't you it's not our case
anymore Corey well then whose is it the
media's maybe Johnny fauna no he's out
whipping some new 14 year old quarry now
John is playing Bonnie and Clyde with
some lifer to be and you know what
somebody's gonna get killed and I don't
want it to be you and I don't want it to
be Johnny it's late go home in fact
takes a couple of days off you pull n
wrinkle me know yeah fam
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are you doing yeah just gonna be a long
night so I've been thinking about it a
lot and it always comes back to the cop
thing you mean the cops wife thing
promised myself I'd never get involved
with a man in uniform you just let down
a nation of maleness like I got enough
worries right now besides every time
we're about to pager goes off the phone
rings somebody knocks on my door yeah
I'm kind of fine like maybe we're
standing in it that way because deep
inside we don't really want to go there
uh-huh but even deeper inside we do he
sided
tell you what let's go back to square
one okay like we just met let's treat
ourselves to a nice friendly Thursday
steel yeah Oh check this out
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so tragic irony of the sudden resurgence
of Johnny O's popularity following his
troubles with the law his mysterious
disappearance probable to my
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only in Hollywood hey guys thanks for
coming I'm Cindy Russell please join me
now in a moment of silence sending a
prayer out to wherever johnny is tonight
let him be safe let him know that we
still care we still hope for the best
you still love him what's whuppin the
star try it thank you thank you very
much listen uh I know some people I'm
looking for me but nothing is what it
appears to be I am innocent of all the
charges against me I want you to know I
look forward to my day in court so I can
put this whole thing behind me all I
really want to do sing for you people is
it miss games are won an old favorites
let him stay and we'll take them on the
way out
slide 12 cross sky Michael stop don't
cry okay
hey you stop you want a piece of me
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let me call your breasts conference at
my office is tomorrow at 9am but for now
understand that my client here is an
innocent man wrongfully accused can you
prove that mr. Constanza all in due time
but the real suspect is still at large
and the police should be focusing their
efforts on that and not pursuing a
personal vendetta here what about the
videotape evidence if la justice has
taught us anything is that there are
video tapes and there are video tape
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what the wait see what that means but at
least one reporter has a clue this is
officer Bobby Cruz apparently didn't
like johnny o's newest version of names
after stars stands is coming out guns
blazing he's already filed huge motions
against the department and you
specifically for what keeping his client
for being ripped to shreds by that mob
for abuse of power and assault under the
color of authority he's claiming a Cyrus
was coerced in the robbery at the
pharmacy and that you're carrying out a
personal vendetta for the shooting
because you got the hots for Corey
McNamara well they just drag the gutter
down to a whole new low yes this is
Robin Riedel American news network with
two officers involved in the shooting in
Venice today is it true that's where 13
sergeant is one of your friends say
nothing Bobby man-to-man I'm the last
person you need to explain this to
thanks TC but cop to cop we've got a
serious problem now what we can do is
try and control the damage can
personally i'd like to damage that lion
reporter Oh Costanza would love that no
you cool it keep an extremely low
profile do not make contact with any of
the principles in this case especially
Corey no statements to the press we
clear clear
do you understand what I'm saying to you
I'll never understand squat I'm saying
you with 10 45 hey I'm gonna make You
famous amigo comprende amigo spore a
little piece of Hollywood trash I used
to watch that piece of crap show you
were on and it sucked you had an
opportunity half of America woulda
killed four and you blew it amigo yeah
well if they did kill for it and got
caught you'd probably get them off now
that's the first smart thing you said
today besides I'm already famous kid
so you're confident that your legal
troubles are just temporary well I I
can't really talk about the case but I'm
confident my lawyer what plenty to say
switching then to your plans for the
future well everyone's pretty excited
there's the new CD and there's even a
film offer on the table so many
reconciliation with your father may
convene I don't really want to get into
that there you have it our exclusive
interview with Johnny Osiris this future
now rests in the hands of Julio Costel
you've got to be kidding me what is the
deal here superstore huh Costanza lays
the whole thing off on old Stevie boy
and meanwhile you're getting a big
Lewinsky from Lois Lane Steve it's a
strategy we just let the lawyer work his
magic yeah abracadabra night disappear
on three strikes dude roll actually the
goods on me too i gave anything happened
to you you're my insurance policy just
keep that in mind TV boy and don't
forget we're partners yeah well there's
been a slight change in that what change
there's no change remember see I got a
contract Costanza doesn't come cheap I
had to cut a deal with him he's now in
for a third okay but he's in for a third
of your half I tried that believe me
Steve it's a linen napkin
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can I come in bad idea yeah you're
probably right fact the more I think
about it this whole thing's a bad idea
what's whole thing I'm you're talking
about the only one that matters you and
me to thank you
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let me get the salad these feelings make
us vulnerable we become targets and it's
not even our fault no Bobby this is all
my fault for trusting Robin right now
it's not her than somebody else not now
than somewhere down the road Cory as
tough as it may be oh please
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public accrues is it true that you
attacked johnny o's virus because he
came between you sergeant mathematics
bad time Robin could you answer my
question bad time Robin put that on your
six o'clock news I will in town on it
japanese restaurant that's really gross
oh boy I know that tone of voice what's
up TC it's between Bobby and me here
indeed we having some kind of language
barrier is there something about keep a
low profile that you do not understand
she was outside my place it was all I
could do to keep her from filing felony
charges it was all I could do to keep
from deserving them was the best for you
Bobby I believed in you I lost my head
you may have lost a hell of a lot more
than at I'm trying to help you here
Bobby but you're indefensible you are on
a desk and you don't move until I tell
you to forget it excuse me look I came
into this deal because of you you're
gonna pull the rug out do us both a
favor and transfer me you don't want to
play that card right now got news for
you my whole hand sucks so you know what
I fold
callaway wait wait please do something
stupid this is three specific flu we are
tempted him Chris ambulance at this
location 43 costanza a waddle real
Costanza I can't believe you still have
that I know but I don't have anything to
play it on well stay tuned for new CD I
don't think I want to be buying it this
is how I want to think of them you know
everybody said how spoiled he was and
how I erect his own success so by the
time he was 13 at that had and working
16-hour days well Corey this world Swiss
our values most of us learn to live with
that I know but I can't look at him
without seeing this 13 year old kid
trying so hard to please everyone and
all I really wanted was to be running
now I needs a miracle sorry guess I'm
fresh out
we're looking for me to supply ready
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open it up Joe boy
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sunny inside to do Kamala and then
finally paying you back tell me I'm not
good for business fine sit up here via
target for that dumbass accomplice of
yours yeah well I guess you didn't hear
he is busted in the slam three strikes
blah blah I guess using here a
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terrifying incident today as Johnny
Osiris is alleged accomplice Steve
guglielmo escaped from the jail ward at
Bayview hospital guglielmo is too large
and authorities are looking for a Cyrus
currently out on bail pending his
arraignment on Monday you heard her
we're looking for both of them really
how hard are we looking I'm kidding Oh
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youtubers are the center of your hotel
code three detainee question Jonny
Osiris
one tv3 like it or not see the outcome
thank you
hey Joe yes hey you're that glad yeah
that's why I'm TV John you okay
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My partner if they take it easy take it
easy but my prayers are you okay okay
okay take the top six you miss me oh man
am I glad to see you police only right
there
get out
you don't have to die man what did
before we need to name it looks at
Marina Hotel shots fired Roger with
anymore dispatching ambulance
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you can Johnny butter needs think Oh
come on
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so Bobby and I declared a 30-day
moratorium on everything I think it's a
good move don't let anybody pressure
you're plenty of time listen to your
heart yeah I guess for now we made
better partners than we do lovers but
you never know hey Sarge hey we have a
gift for you now why does it sound like
I set up a fact check it out is the last
one in the store oh how thoughtful a
frisbee right Wow
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oh they let you come out huh Sheriff's
but Jenny the new CDs already sitting
out and if you'll stay clean the labels
given us a green light Johnny Oh live
from Lompoc got a certain ring to it
me
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hey you lived on a guy from TV right
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market Ranger Dan never to return the
stark
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Wow
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hey buddy
we saw that me
it is
be it fresh
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market Ranger the crashed and burned oh
the galaxy trapped in space the star
either
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the captain who leads our crew I'm on my
sis me my name's Johnny I see
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should have done what I told you can't
help it romantic and I love her yeah
well I'm in love with Pamela Anderson
but I limit our contact at traffic stops
you don't do you let her off with a
warning look I'm gonna repeat myself
once more hair just slam McNamara but
you said look I'm talking cheap physical
action it's not a sonnets and candy
grams I mean you got a nailer full-bore
trapeze bars Mexican basket trick
whatever your little head desires and
then while she's in the shower you leave
that is the most selfish thing I've ever
heard look you've got to get her out of
your system when she's a memory instead
of a fantasy you'll be your old self
again
mexican basket I like Steven Tyler he
likes Liz Tyler he thought seeing was
something you got from Abby I thought
smashing pumpkins with what rowdy kids
did on Halloween don't hide behind the
age factor Corey if you want him and he
wants to van just go for it Thanks
prudent advice for my mature Mary
strength hey I support the nature you
lose every time but it's expected
terrific the sex is not not terrific
well it's not yet I mean we haven't you
know okay mi lose the pool hmm
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you know what man I forgot my wallet
let's forget the food here's five bucks
i'll come back and pay you the rest
later you know I'm good no I don't come
on man you're offline I don't you know
why I'm yeah you're that deadbeat reject
from TV Land I hear they're hiring
security guards down at the mar vista
mall really they let them carry guns put
all that stuff in a bag and it be the
register while you're at
Oh lady you've got to get out of here
hey you're that guy okay MTV anything
physical units salad alarm sundown marks
10-1015 fourth walk Bobby that this is
one gb nine and ten respondents 1pb 7
and 8 10 49 for backup ladies please
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did you get a look at you i'm not sure
but the place nah couldn't be no way
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why am I
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nice to say
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yes I
oh that be
everybody
Oh
Oh
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anything but we got is an absence of
anything Johnny Osiris has no agent or
manager no vested pension haven't filed
a tax return or renew the driver's
license in five years no unemployment no
well ferry no utility or credit card
bills under his no police record either
though cards of god no he's a caustic
what about families they have a famous
father yeah this that dirtbag
bottom-feeder named make him Dean he
managed Johnny and then eventually
produces [ __ ] her family they add a
huge filling out the seventies yeah I'm
making Dean kill the show before that
Johnny on was great Johnny o felony fan
club oh we don't expect you to
understand your boy ok explain it to us
she'd be remember before we got married
we talked about sex ception old motown
group right no you know it's exceptions
like if a certain celebrity came along
all about the fidelity were put on hold
mine was Cindy Crawford Salma Hayek
unknown a writer no Gibson hmm you're
kidding Johnny Oh could you not Johnny
Otis felonies us but Johnny oh the 16
year old star
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go you have a new indoor yard sale or
what back off Jonny you're out of here
dude who gets you girls who stiffed me
on the rent it's three months worth how
long do you think I can hold off the
owner what do you think I was looking
for yet this is better than I used to
homeless a man what about the drugs
Johnny what about the damn TV with the
bullet holes in it hmm you just get out
of here before I call the cops don't go
there Johnny st. don't rake n
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Emma for you
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making Dean i'm sergeant McNamara this
is officer Kelly it's about your son
would you ladies please wait upstairs
can you tell us where to find him what's
he done now well we're not sure but he
might be a possible suspect in an armed
robbery oh that's a new low even for
Johnny like we know that you didn't have
the best relationship well how do you
know that we haven't made the papers in
20 years well believing that was both
man oh so from your frame of reference i
am the abusive father who has pushed my
son over the edge for personal gain in a
word yes I wish it you can drew sergeant
try to Cindy Russell Cindy stargazer
Russell she played a sister right the
way I hear it she still does she runs
the Venice grill down in the boardwalk
that's the knee started she might know
where he is if he hasn't burned that
bridge too I'm surprised old man being
gig at a time of day why do you want
Johnny well he may have held up a
grocery store Johnny come around here
when he needed a few bucks or place to
crash but not anymore sonnet stuff about
you dating Johnny back then that without
to have way stuff right Frank what oh
sorry what am I saying you're his sister
Chris I'm sorry visited Cindy stargazer
in the flesh look if you do know where
he is you're not telling us you could
become an accessory in it guys if I see
Johnny which I promise I probably won't
i'll give you a call okay
she knows where he is I'm definitely but
she'll do the right thing she's Cindy
shuffle
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you just made me a criminal it's trying
to scare you hope they succeeded do you
know how hard I we're trying to keep all
this together too hard when I sell some
of my new songs Yeah right and who is
going to buy him the boys on cell block
7 Johnny I I didn't mean that no I mean
you're right cuz I'm down the pipe
doesn't mean I get to take you with thee
so listen let me twenty bucks Johnny I
can't no more I'll pay back you need
help I'll Drive you to rehab I'll even
pick up the tab but I am NOT putting one
more dime into your veins now you make
the call
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I'd answer me a nice and easy and nobody
gets hurt all the narcotics and none of
that generic crap either hey pal we
might have a little problem here how are
you I've been casing this place for days
there is no way you're just gonna walk
in here dog listen I don't want to die
to you don't really care if you're that
guy the guy on the TV show what do you
call this latest case family stargazer
right that show sucked everyone's a
critic so what are you doing now right
you fill up that bank will sort this out
later so what we're partners now yeah
either that or we kill each other boys
come on come on build up money too
what's the matter huh you never been
robbed before that's very nice come on
don't do that for you sure you cut off
this work big boy
back up
give a final thing before not at all now
you tell me
so when it suspect on the dangerous
heading westbound I'm cold sorry about
the okay God chorea thought ya Yin you
go see you to look at that thing yeah
Johnny oh ah here you go here's a
picture washed up teen idols in the cops
to shoot the next Oprah yeah well how
about his buddy guglielmo Stephen
assault with a deadly weapon 325 Don
robbery seven to 10 0 and 2 and fouling
them off thanks make any progress yet
you put out an APB on the car and the
two guys you okay yeah seven stitches a
little coating I'll be good as new
another entry would be minus an army I'm
okay Bobby get back to work hey heard
you took a bus from that teen heartthrob
not everyone could say that it wasn't
Johnny it was the other guy oh well
thank God for that just exactly who is
this has been Johnny Dean AKA johnny
osiris you know Monica those singing
geeks on another planet we're in
bell-bottom spacesuits comes on Nick at
Nite after mr. head real late oh hey
sorry we just don't get it although we
do get that sex second thing Denzel
Washington mmm mmm Oscar did away mmm
mmm
sorry take a break
now seeing you in danger today made me
realize with something I needed to do
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this is Robin Riedel American news
network with two officers involved in
the shooting in Venice today is it true
that former teen star Johnny Osiris is
one of your principal suspects turn it
off you do not need her permission I'm
just covering a story here I didn't
expect to walk in and find my league
cops and a lip lock that sounds vaguely
like a syringe lamentably vague mr.
ideal I respect your right even though I
don't agree with your tactics is it
really Johnny out where did you get your
information I got friends security
company your turn all right but I'm
going to need something from you promise
me that that tape does not see the light
of day you have my word so is it Johnny
oh I think you're doing are the answer
to that fair enough carry on secret's
safe with me
and late breaking news we go good score
looks very cool the manhunt intensifies
30 seconds tonight the prime suspect in
a daring hold up and shoot out with
police sergeant Corey McNamara the Santa
Monica bike patrol was wounded yeah I
got one of them quiet pictured in this
dramatic surveillance video our suspects
identified as Johnny Osiris and his
unlikely partner in crime a
twice-convicted incompetent felon named
Steve guglielmo tonight legions of still
loyal fans wonder if this is the final
flame out of the once gifted and
talented now hunted and tormented Johnny
Osiris named after star market Ranger
trapped in space never to return
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to do here she called me incompetent
like if she's so good at her job why
didn't she on hard copy or somehow tell
me that don't you get it we're gonna be
famous Johnny oh and Stevie G Butch and
Sundance ever didn't they die in a hail
of gunfire forget that man we're gonna
be huge you think I'm stupid huh I mean
you're the big TV star hey I'm a
three-time loser so what's the stop
you've just decided to blow me off huh
ask you a question you know what this is
so paper napkin ketchup on it this is a
deal memo what a deal memo this
certified so whatever proceeds come from
this partnership we split 50-50 5015
surreal that makes you happy I love it
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you can on it
ask you something sure that's exception
thing that's just a joke right you are
so sweet so all this Johnny Oh talk it's
tough right I love you teasing I love
you too you know johnny is really kind
of pitiful now such a sad shadow of his
former self so switching a brad Pitt oh
yeah Jenny McCarthy ha thanks what is
that elevator music no it's that song
named after the star that's Johnny oh
hmm David his pictures are Corey
McNamara teenage sergeant a simple
spinning Johnny's record over and over
again wishing that he'd come and sweep
through away so they could run off
together in rob a liquor store who was
your secret fantasy Jay arguing a guy
from balance he was cunning and vicious
and he would sell his grandmother
surprises right I still admire him today
and who do you like come on we gotta get
back to work no no no no put it out
well I kind of like that little kid on
Diff'rent Strokes Gary Coleman he was
funny Keith don't count I mean who is
your heart throb if you don't tell me
I'm gonna tell everyone you had a
blooming schoolgirl crush on duty from
the facts of life okay okay chachi the
twerp from happy days she was not at
work he was cool Jamie let's chat cheese
Jamie loves chachi chachi chachi ready
to go wait I got something for you what
is it I'm going to us Mexican penicillin
I made it for you you may this morning
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you must have been up all night been
looking in my window
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better be good Johnny Osiris johnny is
that you yeah I called the station they
put me through I I hope I'm not
bothering you no no no it's okay listen
I I called to say I'm sorry about you
getting hurt like that Johnny where are
you it's it's not what you think
someone's trying to kill me oh well then
let us help you I want to I want to
throw myself in but only to you I owe
you that much I appreciate that Johnny
but maybe the marina hurry Cory
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he says he wants to turn himself in GC
so no force confirms what I'm calling
the chopper for backup
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that's a lot of like 60 oh great
breaking news here in the marina a carve
a line to Johnny Osiris and splattered
with blood has been found apparently the
site of some violence perhaps violence
done to this fallen star that once burn
so bright in the Hollywood sky what the
hell you doing here i'm here with
sergeant Corey McNamara wounded in the
shootout yesterday party I'm all right
thank you for asking I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave now I hear your big
Johnny a fan of what he was not what
he's become you heard the lieutenant
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what's a loyal fan now a tough cost
searching for hamsters to the terrible
question the end of johnny oh this is
rob ride down american news network
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upsides taking over this case they want
to report ASAP come on GC there was no
body very little blood you know this is
a setup like it or not you're a
principal in this case yeah thanks to
news [ __ ] burr be and if this point
about Johnny Osiris you'd handed off in
a second wouldn't you it's not our case
anymore Corey well then whose is it the
media's maybe Johnny fauna no he's out
whipping some new 14 year old quarry now
John is playing Bonnie and Clyde with
some lifer to be and you know what
somebody's gonna get killed and I don't
want it to be you and I don't want it to
be Johnny it's late go home in fact
takes a couple of days off you pull n
wrinkle me know yeah fam
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are you doing yeah just gonna be a long
night so I've been thinking about it a
lot and it always comes back to the cop
thing you mean the cops wife thing
promised myself I'd never get involved
with a man in uniform you just let down
a nation of maleness like I got enough
worries right now besides every time
we're about to pager goes off the phone
rings somebody knocks on my door yeah
I'm kind of fine like maybe we're
standing in it that way because deep
inside we don't really want to go there
uh-huh but even deeper inside we do he
sided
tell you what let's go back to square
one okay like we just met let's treat
ourselves to a nice friendly Thursday
steel yeah Oh check this out
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so tragic irony of the sudden resurgence
of Johnny O's popularity following his
troubles with the law his mysterious
disappearance probable to my
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only in Hollywood hey guys thanks for
coming I'm Cindy Russell please join me
now in a moment of silence sending a
prayer out to wherever johnny is tonight
let him be safe let him know that we
still care we still hope for the best
you still love him what's whuppin the
star try it thank you thank you very
much listen uh I know some people I'm
looking for me but nothing is what it
appears to be I am innocent of all the
charges against me I want you to know I
look forward to my day in court so I can
put this whole thing behind me all I
really want to do sing for you people is
it miss games are won an old favorites
let him stay and we'll take them on the
way out
slide 12 cross sky Michael stop don't
cry okay
hey you stop you want a piece of me
[Applause]
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let me call your breasts conference at
my office is tomorrow at 9am but for now
understand that my client here is an
innocent man wrongfully accused can you
prove that mr. Constanza all in due time
but the real suspect is still at large
and the police should be focusing their
efforts on that and not pursuing a
personal vendetta here what about the
videotape evidence if la justice has
taught us anything is that there are
video tapes and there are video tape
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what the wait see what that means but at
least one reporter has a clue this is
officer Bobby Cruz apparently didn't
like johnny o's newest version of names
after stars stands is coming out guns
blazing he's already filed huge motions
against the department and you
specifically for what keeping his client
for being ripped to shreds by that mob
for abuse of power and assault under the
color of authority he's claiming a Cyrus
was coerced in the robbery at the
pharmacy and that you're carrying out a
personal vendetta for the shooting
because you got the hots for Corey
McNamara well they just drag the gutter
down to a whole new low yes this is
Robin Riedel American news network with
two officers involved in the shooting in
Venice today is it true that's where 13
sergeant is one of your friends say
nothing Bobby man-to-man I'm the last
person you need to explain this to
thanks TC but cop to cop we've got a
serious problem now what we can do is
try and control the damage can
personally i'd like to damage that lion
reporter Oh Costanza would love that no
you cool it keep an extremely low
profile do not make contact with any of
the principles in this case especially
Corey no statements to the press we
clear clear
do you understand what I'm saying to you
I'll never understand squat I'm saying
you with 10 45 hey I'm gonna make You
famous amigo comprende amigo spore a
little piece of Hollywood trash I used
to watch that piece of crap show you
were on and it sucked you had an
opportunity half of America woulda
killed four and you blew it amigo yeah
well if they did kill for it and got
caught you'd probably get them off now
that's the first smart thing you said
today besides I'm already famous kid
so you're confident that your legal
troubles are just temporary well I I
can't really talk about the case but I'm
confident my lawyer what plenty to say
switching then to your plans for the
future well everyone's pretty excited
there's the new CD and there's even a
film offer on the table so many
reconciliation with your father may
convene I don't really want to get into
that there you have it our exclusive
interview with Johnny Osiris this future
now rests in the hands of Julio Costel
you've got to be kidding me what is the
deal here superstore huh Costanza lays
the whole thing off on old Stevie boy
and meanwhile you're getting a big
Lewinsky from Lois Lane Steve it's a
strategy we just let the lawyer work his
magic yeah abracadabra night disappear
on three strikes dude roll actually the
goods on me too i gave anything happened
to you you're my insurance policy just
keep that in mind TV boy and don't
forget we're partners yeah well there's
been a slight change in that what change
there's no change remember see I got a
contract Costanza doesn't come cheap I
had to cut a deal with him he's now in
for a third okay but he's in for a third
of your half I tried that believe me
Steve it's a linen napkin
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can I come in bad idea yeah you're
probably right fact the more I think
about it this whole thing's a bad idea
what's whole thing I'm you're talking
about the only one that matters you and
me to thank you
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let me get the salad these feelings make
us vulnerable we become targets and it's
not even our fault no Bobby this is all
my fault for trusting Robin right now
it's not her than somebody else not now
than somewhere down the road Cory as
tough as it may be oh please
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public accrues is it true that you
attacked johnny o's virus because he
came between you sergeant mathematics
bad time Robin could you answer my
question bad time Robin put that on your
six o'clock news I will in town on it
japanese restaurant that's really gross
oh boy I know that tone of voice what's
up TC it's between Bobby and me here
indeed we having some kind of language
barrier is there something about keep a
low profile that you do not understand
she was outside my place it was all I
could do to keep her from filing felony
charges it was all I could do to keep
from deserving them was the best for you
Bobby I believed in you I lost my head
you may have lost a hell of a lot more
than at I'm trying to help you here
Bobby but you're indefensible you are on
a desk and you don't move until I tell
you to forget it excuse me look I came
into this deal because of you you're
gonna pull the rug out do us both a
favor and transfer me you don't want to
play that card right now got news for
you my whole hand sucks so you know what
I fold
callaway wait wait please do something
stupid this is three specific flu we are
tempted him Chris ambulance at this
location 43 costanza a waddle real
Costanza I can't believe you still have
that I know but I don't have anything to
play it on well stay tuned for new CD I
don't think I want to be buying it this
is how I want to think of them you know
everybody said how spoiled he was and
how I erect his own success so by the
time he was 13 at that had and working
16-hour days well Corey this world Swiss
our values most of us learn to live with
that I know but I can't look at him
without seeing this 13 year old kid
trying so hard to please everyone and
all I really wanted was to be running
now I needs a miracle sorry guess I'm
fresh out
we're looking for me to supply ready
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open it up Joe boy
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sunny inside to do Kamala and then
finally paying you back tell me I'm not
good for business fine sit up here via
target for that dumbass accomplice of
yours yeah well I guess you didn't hear
he is busted in the slam three strikes
blah blah I guess using here a
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terrifying incident today as Johnny
Osiris is alleged accomplice Steve
guglielmo escaped from the jail ward at
Bayview hospital guglielmo is too large
and authorities are looking for a Cyrus
currently out on bail pending his
arraignment on Monday you heard her
we're looking for both of them really
how hard are we looking I'm kidding Oh
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youtubers are the center of your hotel
code three detainee question Jonny
Osiris
one tv3 like it or not see the outcome
thank you
hey Joe yes hey you're that glad yeah
that's why I'm TV John you okay
[Applause]
My partner if they take it easy take it
easy but my prayers are you okay okay
okay take the top six you miss me oh man
am I glad to see you police only right
there
get out
you don't have to die man what did
before we need to name it looks at
Marina Hotel shots fired Roger with
anymore dispatching ambulance
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you can Johnny butter needs think Oh
come on
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so Bobby and I declared a 30-day
moratorium on everything I think it's a
good move don't let anybody pressure
you're plenty of time listen to your
heart yeah I guess for now we made
better partners than we do lovers but
you never know hey Sarge hey we have a
gift for you now why does it sound like
I set up a fact check it out is the last
one in the store oh how thoughtful a
frisbee right Wow
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oh they let you come out huh Sheriff's
but Jenny the new CDs already sitting
out and if you'll stay clean the labels
given us a green light Johnny Oh live
from Lompoc got a certain ring to it
me
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hey you lived on a guy from TV right
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market Ranger Dan never to return the
stark
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Wow
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hey buddy
we saw that me
it is
be it fresh
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