Pacific Blue (1996–2000): Season 2, Episode 9 - Genuine Heroes - full transcript
A Texas bank robber migrates to Santa Monica with his aspiring actress girlfriend, and continues his crime spree. The Bike Patrol sets out to catch him, but their efforts are thwarted by a bounty hunter who's followed the couple from Texas and wants the reward for himself. Victor and Cory discover a couple presumed lost at sea, and the resulting media blitz gets them an assignment protecting the sexy hostess of an MTV-style beach show from two fraternity kids.
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not exactly the grand louder
little darlin it is just
fifteen thousand
dollars how long you
so much nothing to
do you are the only
one you are everybody
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shoot shoot
all right I know
they say money can't
buy you happiness
damn if we are going to
try to disprove that theory
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call me sane I will base
up boy let's get out here
where we going like I was from a
security team going to Hollywood
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are we round
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I
love & baby
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bye he is free
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another change
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hey
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okay singer right
on station 24 I want
to cruise by the
Brooks place Brooks
plate what for so take your some
shoulder I thought
we'd take a peek wait
a second that is
a house vijay TV
rented for black top
yeah just one I can't
believe you are
into that nonsense
nonsense that bimbo
hos shaking her cans
at the TV ginger
Delvecchio is not a
bimbo she happens
to be the host of
America's highest
rated cable game
show she is talentless
all she does is hot
brown and some
teeny bikini and tease
those poor boys well
you seem to know an
awful lot about it
for not being a fan
she is on every talk
show on magazine
cover in America the woman is
overexposed that is
the point who would
lend to say she'd
say whether it is
me not for the whole
place look at it huh
you can look can't touch
accord let go there what is that
Oh
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you you
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oh my god that is
the couple that was on
the nearest abandoned
you have in lhasa
box your week your
life yeah they are 57
we need an ambulance
ASAP water line off
the bypass closer to the South Pier
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what do you got well it is definitely
Jack and Tina Benson
he came through
for about five minutes
and passed out again
everyone's took him
to st. John amazing
lieutenant nine
days without water no
food for over a
week the guy had to
catch fish by hand
and feed him to his
wife to keep her
alive they are gonna
make it paramedics
me to think so Boston
trauma dehydration
for no apparent brain
damage so you are
going to six o'clock
news 10 and he is
acceptable enough maybe
you should do all
the talking you guys
down the body
besides I'd never want
to be the one to
state in Richter's life
mm-hmm heroes job is never done
somebody shoot me
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all right everybody come on now
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yeah everybody's
having a grand old time
and now the host of
America's i invaded
cable game show the woman all of
America's in love oh yeah
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Magic Man no doubt
about it so we got
to do we got to do
you want to go to make
no Malcolm oh yes
indeed her dad Rob
is a total bore
comparative I mean black
coffee is my favorite show after
the basis of ginger
Delvecchio is one
talented young
lady talented inmate
nervous said she
would certainly event
man goes without
saying acting part
I think I can do
this listen I gotta run
some errands only morning hour
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I
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you
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penny black and
wider pacific blue units
in the vicinity 211
silent in progress
9001 ocean [ __ ]
walk three blocks
here this is one PP 9
responding watch TV
night Roger this is
to TV 7 responding
to 211 silent let's
move project 87
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come on we got to
bb7 reflecting back
at the ocean front
walk and Westminster
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Oh
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blank great
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get out now roll
away I am not sure
released to the rest
I am Tyrone justice
illegal bounty hunter out of Texas
thanks for helping
me out boys the girls
we are just happy to
Jack and Tina Benson
are all right they've
been through a
tremendous ordeal
over the past two
weeks did you get that spelling
correctly it is a del
Toro it is towards
now how the hell's I supposed to
know y'all was police
young lady I ain't
never seen nobody dressed like you in
Texas carrying a
gun unless maybe
she is up on stage
with her tongue pressed
against the brass
pole in a gentlemen's
club what about
Neil's police freeze
like I think about
was getting my hands
around the neck
of jakiro dates will it
be in jail right
now if it wasn't for
you Mr Justice I
do not think y'all
realize something
you are looking at
the finest bounty
hunter this side of wax a
hatchet Texas if
you do not believe
them call sheriff
Watson to son around to
blow in Albuquerque
and he'll tell you i
roped in Quentin
McCabe and righteous
Pete Magruder i
made over 20 grand
this month Justin
bounties alone you made
twenty thousand
dollars in one month
catching bad guys
and I didn't do it
right no damn bicycle either see the way
I figure it you boys
cost me five grand
because of Jack
ural look mr. justice
you are a guest in
santa monica while
you are here you
will be all our laws in
pursuing your right
to capture Jackie
bait including the
ones that prohibit
interfering with the
duties of a police
officer should we
find them first that's
all nice beaches
and everything good
like frankly I ain't
impressed with the
old police department
nor this town you
ain't got a decent
strip joint they pour
beer in your glass without asking and
God forbid you
should ask for grits if
you do you got to
turn your truck around
and drive a
thousand miles just to
get it well we are
culturally undeveloped
yeah actually so
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let's find this bank
robber before he
does check your
sources check all the
local honky tonks you got it
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Tyrone justice who wants to know Tom
Fitzpatrick Casey
MW 1003 Los Angeles
action leader what
in the hell do you
want well I want to
do a story on you I
saw what went on
in that alley you know
and I want to tag
along while you hear
I want to put you
on a six o'clock news
ain't no story here huh oh I think there
is big-time bounty hunter all the way
from Texas bringing
his own brand
of justice to the big
city oh you want to
make me famous
huh well sir that is
exactly what we do
here in Los Angeles
yes
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are you ready
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porch
anyone's wider keeping you this
opportunity at the
Brooks house 415 in
progress for 15
MS and sliding over
ginger to PB 7
responding there's gotta
be another unit closer than we
are that is where
we arrived let's go
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no Jonathan no I
am not doing the
show with a bunch
of overweight security
guards walking around this property with
cheap black t-shirts on you are going to
be able to see them
on camera no no
no no we'll shoot
around them forget it no
what are we supposed
to do babe huh
watch and learn hi I
am ginger Delvecchio
hi I am victims of
chlorophyll this is my
partner God Corey
Magna be right hi it's
a pleasure hey
wait a minute didn't I
see you on TV last
night you are the
officer that sound the business right
Ashley well we both
found them you are a
genuine hero I am
just doing my job may I
call you Victor sure
Victor we are gonna
need a little liaison
assistance while
we are filming in
Santa Monica here
yeah we helped out
some companies all the
time right right create right
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that is not to me
if you say a word I
know your cousin
Jackie girls in town
and do not you tonight
because I already
seen now you want
to live you are going
to tell me where he is holed up okay
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wrong with you
year's nurses Harlan
chart I could have
sworn I saw Tyrone
justice this morning
Tyrone would
not have followed
us all the way to
California look at
this place perfect
perfect for what the
pictures are gonna
take a me silly the plate from
magazines come on
and I ain't that good a
photographer well
with that fancy camera
we defined you
have gotta be all right
that is what you
want I think of all
those adoring man
looking at my picture
you are the only
one who can have
me and then once I
see my picture in the
magazine they are
gonna want me to guess
on fake key barks
and tsunami cat with
Letterman and get
my own series and
moving on to this
number three and just
like Kim Basinger
you know it was not
fair just like me
except chicken Georgia
anyone can do it
early and Keem you
can also was thinking
about maybe changing
my name's I just do not think earlene
King kaze no and
I am going to need
some money to buy
me a bathing suit or you
got plenty of babies
I want this special
winix from the itty
bitty bikini shop a
thought on left
over the rich and
famous they got there
to cost six hundred
dollars take runner
book a couple band
eggs Jackie when
they put the band name
you will see you will see
can you believe that Tyrone justice
$20,000 in one month
there is something
romantic about what he does what
capturing dirtbags for money I
think you are missing
the point please
enlighten me it is
this whole notion of
bounty hunting you
know coming into a
town tearing a
wanted poster off the
wall tracking a guy
down on the name of
justice I mean
roaming the Wild West
bringing the bad
guys that is it bounty
hunting used to be
the purest form of
law enforcement just
you your weapon and
the guy in the
black hat you are not
thinking about
training your check for
horse sorry there
partner I wouldn't
mind but I was born
about a hundred
years too late okay
today we are gonna
haul in one car be
messy he is a CPA a
jump bail over an Arizona on the
interstate bank
fraud charge he is an
accountant what about this armed robber
Jackie Earle
Bates well that is a
little slicker son
but i'll get to sucker
Tyrone justice always
gets his man dead
or alive well you
are gonna participate
are you just gonna
sit on the sidelines
son what do you
have in mind Harvey
messing maybe
Tom Fitzpatrick sales
reaction news you
see that video camera
right there yeah
well you are being
videotaped as we
speak sir well what's
this all about well
it is about criminal
charges Harvey it
is about to bail you
jumped in Tucson well at
least I will call
you later I promise
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army messy I have come to take in
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I forgot
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so by the hospital
saw the Bensons the
story yeah did you
ask about me yeah but
I tell them you are
too busy getting
ready for your
appearance on The Tonight
Show very funny I
love it they are little
overwhelmed I didn't
think about it two
weeks ago he was
just non mechanic
barely getting by
and now the national
heroes you are not
well sure they are
news crews are
lining up they made the
New York Times oh
and get this a couple
of networks are
fighting to do the movie
of the week any
concrete figures it is
not something for
about a quarter of a
mil but you know
I actually feel sorry
for them yeah boohoo
no really I mean
they just seem so
lost and confused by
all this publicity and
hype they are just
simple people oh
and get this turns
out team is pregnant
turn out here five
weeks and she didn't even know i
guess that kids future
secure i guess so
moving on a con
bro hey this is not
going to be easy
enough they got it
tightened up security
after yesterday's
fiasco hey these
are just preaching to
the choir man all
right are you got
any ideas yeah you
tack again full on the
only thing the powers
that be are going
to respect if we
die trying so I you I
chemistry tomorrow I guess this is your
15 minutes all right excuse me Andy
Warhol predicted
that in the future we
would all have our
15 minutes the same
and so the clock
is definitely ticking
you know I wonder
who they'll get to
play you and the
movie of the week well
um actually I was
kind of thinking maybe
Bruce Willis you know work uh 20 bun
Derek's if they wanna keep the character
Hispanic I do not
think Bruce or Antonio
do moww oh they
will when they find out
they get to forget
to disarm are there
different Roseanne
to play you now now
let's not bicker Victor
I was wondering
if you and I could
discuss the security
arrangements for
this afternoon's taping
yes um oh I got this
composite addresses
of its you guys oh
I can't wait to see
them ginger listen
I feel have to tell
you something I
have a girlfriend really
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he you
me
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see
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yes
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scripted professional
nothing happened
hey I wouldn't care
today she is just
like all those Hollywood
touched look at her
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just like the attention whatever
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okay thanks those are
guys what we got jobs
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and
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which is tues evening
colonel pushing
back up 594 third
set cutting north on
hosted away
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I hope this doesn't
diminish your status
as the genuine hero
mr. Rand eres I'll
get him
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oasis in the
middle of the desert
you a beer leave
it in the bottle
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soon this guy sure asian true
take your best shot step aside
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sappenin all talk
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I think you delivered
a general basis
tank and why the
world would I do
something like that
you are nothing on
the bus you do not
collect the reward son
justice is its own
reward I think that
is true in your case
I think you boys
should just plain
jealous jealous you
see what I do for
a living y'all have to
do for free me I
got money in the
bank i got an enviable
lifestyle even your
local TV folks is
calling me a genuine
hero I think Tim
McCoy thinks you are a
genuine hero who
and I hell is Tim McCoy
apparently is the
cousin of jakiro bait
thought a complaint
you roughed them
up the other night
the boardwalk I don't
know what you are
talking about son
before warrant
mr. justice and next time
you cross over the line the
story they'll be
doing on you will be
broadcasting the state prison at
Chino listen I realize
that you boys are
trying to cover up
for your competence
but you ain't got
nothing better to talk
about got me a
bank robber to catch
get out of here check
them out starting to
enjoy his acts lesson one
it'd be my pleasure lieutenant
where the hell
you been just what I
got a dog what kind
of job dancin on blast
off how'd you manage
that well maybe
not produced hurt that
Jonathan will make I
ran into him and
he said they are
always looking for
new people right so he
auditioned me where
we going I do not
want to run in that
time injustice thank
you gotta move again no no no we
can't leave I just got
this job now exactly
what did you have
to do to get this
job early nothing i
danced for a minute
house in Malibu it
is so cool he is got a
pool and a jacuzzi
and three doors down
yes you live there Pauly Shore you met
Pauly Shore well
no but I met his maid
she is so nice but
listen to the best of
all get you Jonathan knows personally
Tom Cruise better
Hugh Bentley the
publisher from play
time magazine [ __ ]
outta here I swear
and he said I was
a good girl he was
gonna take me to a
party at his house
oh listen I need to
show you my new
bathing suit and then
we've got naked
pictures of you right
away okay thanks
very much okay I think
I got a lead on the
guys talking ginger
you know Victor I
have never seen pics
dogged determination
from me on a
case before hey I just
want to catch these
guys and get on with
our lives okay what
happened Victor's
the ginger may catch
me some awful bad
guys a condition of
your friendship she
happens to trust me
oh you two bonded
back quickly no it
is strictly professional
but she does tell
me things like what yeah I
can't tell you oh
you are so full
of it Victor okay
it'd be the first to
know what gingers
leaving blast off
she is gonna need
a new regular i'm
becky berkley you
can't leave you have a
contract with bj
Tito I can't leave for
a network Syria
Bay keeper is not a
network show a
network that is hosted by
an animated armadillo
does not count my
journey says it
doesn't matter I can't
believe you are doing
this to me oh come
on do not fight me
baby you can help
me you call vijay TV
and you tell them the
show is going to be
just fine without me
come on I have always
always send all the
favors that you have asked me let's now
have a nice mm-hmm
conniving manipulative bimbo him
loose she is leaving
where is your sense of
loyalty come on Jack
expecting that time
what I am gonna do
gonna move up our
timetable that is what we are gonna do
you are gonna love
this guess how long
tyrone justice has
been a bounty hunter
10 years tried ten
weeks [ __ ] out
licensed by the great
state of Texas two
months ago apparently
he saw a be a
bounty hunter head
the back of guns and
bullets magazine
let me see it oh I get
this Quentin McCabe
and right to speak
Magruder his two big scores guys he knew
Tyrone justice has
the criminal record
yeah served a couple
years a hard time
for armed robbery
didn't preclude him
from becoming a
bounty hunter or busting
his buddies Oh in
Harvey messing the
account he captured
when the poor guy
tripped over our bikes he was a throw-in
apparently sheriff what's-his-name
Watson in Tucson
the other guy was
living it up here in
Venice so he threw
Tyrone a bone all
right bring him before
he does any more
damage charge him on
I am being Tyrone
justice I think it is
time we asked in the
mosey on down the
road
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hi mark
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will you hush I have
come back for you
earlene you gotta
be kidding me there is
no yume Tyrone
want you to get that
nice big father ain't
no me new cell all
right I am with
Jackie because he
believes in me
which I might add is
something that you never did and
what the hell is our
last night on TV tell
the whole wide
world you are a bounty
hunter I am a bounty
hunter takis a good
one you ain't never
even got a cold
would you capture
Quentin McCadden Pete
Magruder Tyrone
those are boys you grew
up with they are
outlaws early just like
Jackie girl Jackie
Earle is not a
criminal now where
do you think all that
money come from
the lottery doesn't
matter of fact that
is precisely what
happened you won using six lucky
numbers which were
a combination of our
birthdays very
romantic he is a bank
robber early all to
know I taught him he
used to be my
partner for crying out
loud that is how he
met you I think this
is something you
need to hash out
amongst yourselves
okay yeah we are gonna
hash it out you
know something an
answer that me you
and that money are going
back to Texas do you think so you are Oh
well it seems that
we have another
case of Heroes
syndrome right here in Los
Angeles authorities
announced today
that the heroic
survival efforts of Jack
Benson at sea for
14 days was a hoax
excuse me witnesses
have come forward
who spotted Benson
and his wife Tina
at a secluded cove
on Catalina Island
during the time they
were supposed to
be lost at sea it has
now believed that the
Bensons fabricated
their entire story
in order to cash in
on the publicity and
the potential
movie sale of their
adventure I do not
believe this in other
news ginger Delvecchio the sexy host of
Vijay TVs blast-off is leaving to become
a regular unpaid keeper the
international hit
show set on the
beaches of Southern
California producer
jonathan levin
announced today the
blast-off will conduct a nationwide
search for a suitable
replacement and
is wishing delvecchio
all the luck in the
world as she
trades in one bathing
suit for another
and moves up the
entertainment food chain I can't
believe that ginger
delvecchio leaving that
stupid show is a news story it is in Los
Angeles I just feel
so ridiculous about
the Benton they
used it they used to
everybody all these
things guys report
a story the same way
jump into the same
conclusions
regardless of the truth
like that couple
playing their family dog
rescued a lost child
speaking bizarre
stories how are
you and Victor doing
isla del vecchio
case well this is
dedicating the better
part of his career
to it but he thinks he
knows how to catch him
are you looking for something
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you
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at this time boys no no no honey
everything's fine um
where are you stop
by lottery tickets
when do you think
you will be back
here literally you don't
sound like you are
chipper self 01 fine
listen why do not
you meet me at news
sure where you want
to hook up on the
boardwalk at that
place we ate lunch the
other day I will be there with bells on
well done early will
not over here now I
gotta tie you up how
long listen to me I
need to get to my
job dancing on blast
off you understand
that this is my big
break and if I do
not show up for that
tape and name I have
army and then I will
never fulfill my destiny here in
Tinseltown you
stop all this silly
nonsense you are
not now and you are
never gonna be no
damn movie star you are
early teen cocktail
waitress at the long
neck bar and grill
you know that is
a problem with you
Karen ain't got no
faith in people
gentlemen we can sit
here as long as it
takes we got you dead
to rights
you might as well tell them no it is dead
Rick it is never
gonna happen she
is moving on we
need to get ginger
Delvecchio bikini top can't the
what it is part of our
hazing I knew our
friend at you see
you need to tell
me this is all a
fraternity stunt there's
no stunt lady
there's an important
part of our initiation
this ugly demeaning
sexist act is condoned by your
fraternity obviously
you were never a
Greek happens
to mean a lot to us
officer enough to
break an inner disturb
the peace and commit an assault
yes no hey returning
membership is very
important to one
success relationships
and business contacts
are established
collapse an entire lifetime yeah
how about it contacts
and relationships
you are gonna
build a misstatement
let's be truthful
here we are looking
worst-case scenario probation yeah maybe
we'll even get a
judge that likes
blast off this house possibility
did McCoy says the jacket
or leaders staying here to 18
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you
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oh thank God you were here I was
worried didn't get who
did this dear Darren
doesn't detected
piece of crap you
know he is now
went to kill jack your
elsewhere they said
they were meeting
at noon on the boardwalk
house waterfront
ass on your son and i under arrest so
Miss good because
I am so late I have
this job and it is
really tight whoa whoa
your material witness
in a bank robber
means not to
mention kidnap victim
you are going to
stay right here but
something for you I
am never gonna get
ahead
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party's over Jackie
arrow place to run
partner hey listen
to me Tyrone Erling
do not want any
part of you no more
you are going to do
no good with a dead
man at her side you
are going to shoot
me down in the street
after all we've been
through I got to
draw the line just took
my woman I was less
fasting in my friend
that was then this is now
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Cairo deafness
you are under arrest
for kidnapping and
attention burger I
brought the gun
call it in one pv nine
requesting amulet
that ocean front walk
across as well as back up to 11
sets of heading
north and ocean front
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um
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I will do it looks like I called me about
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everyone big waiting for the new home of
America's highest-rated table games like
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I got Italian Victor
they got you as a
viewer for life no
what dick Sargent
would play stick
York right never hurt
the show bewitched
yeah okay thing is
just can't damage a
quality show like last time
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why
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Wow
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if
hey
p bye
he is fresh
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you
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not exactly the grand louder
little darlin it is just
fifteen thousand
dollars how long you
so much nothing to
do you are the only
one you are everybody
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shoot shoot
all right I know
they say money can't
buy you happiness
damn if we are going to
try to disprove that theory
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call me sane I will base
up boy let's get out here
where we going like I was from a
security team going to Hollywood
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are we round
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I
love & baby
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bye he is free
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another change
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hey
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okay singer right
on station 24 I want
to cruise by the
Brooks place Brooks
plate what for so take your some
shoulder I thought
we'd take a peek wait
a second that is
a house vijay TV
rented for black top
yeah just one I can't
believe you are
into that nonsense
nonsense that bimbo
hos shaking her cans
at the TV ginger
Delvecchio is not a
bimbo she happens
to be the host of
America's highest
rated cable game
show she is talentless
all she does is hot
brown and some
teeny bikini and tease
those poor boys well
you seem to know an
awful lot about it
for not being a fan
she is on every talk
show on magazine
cover in America the woman is
overexposed that is
the point who would
lend to say she'd
say whether it is
me not for the whole
place look at it huh
you can look can't touch
accord let go there what is that
Oh
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you you
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oh my god that is
the couple that was on
the nearest abandoned
you have in lhasa
box your week your
life yeah they are 57
we need an ambulance
ASAP water line off
the bypass closer to the South Pier
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what do you got well it is definitely
Jack and Tina Benson
he came through
for about five minutes
and passed out again
everyone's took him
to st. John amazing
lieutenant nine
days without water no
food for over a
week the guy had to
catch fish by hand
and feed him to his
wife to keep her
alive they are gonna
make it paramedics
me to think so Boston
trauma dehydration
for no apparent brain
damage so you are
going to six o'clock
news 10 and he is
acceptable enough maybe
you should do all
the talking you guys
down the body
besides I'd never want
to be the one to
state in Richter's life
mm-hmm heroes job is never done
somebody shoot me
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all right everybody come on now
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yeah everybody's
having a grand old time
and now the host of
America's i invaded
cable game show the woman all of
America's in love oh yeah
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Magic Man no doubt
about it so we got
to do we got to do
you want to go to make
no Malcolm oh yes
indeed her dad Rob
is a total bore
comparative I mean black
coffee is my favorite show after
the basis of ginger
Delvecchio is one
talented young
lady talented inmate
nervous said she
would certainly event
man goes without
saying acting part
I think I can do
this listen I gotta run
some errands only morning hour
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I
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you
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penny black and
wider pacific blue units
in the vicinity 211
silent in progress
9001 ocean [ __ ]
walk three blocks
here this is one PP 9
responding watch TV
night Roger this is
to TV 7 responding
to 211 silent let's
move project 87
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come on we got to
bb7 reflecting back
at the ocean front
walk and Westminster
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Oh
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blank great
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get out now roll
away I am not sure
released to the rest
I am Tyrone justice
illegal bounty hunter out of Texas
thanks for helping
me out boys the girls
we are just happy to
Jack and Tina Benson
are all right they've
been through a
tremendous ordeal
over the past two
weeks did you get that spelling
correctly it is a del
Toro it is towards
now how the hell's I supposed to
know y'all was police
young lady I ain't
never seen nobody dressed like you in
Texas carrying a
gun unless maybe
she is up on stage
with her tongue pressed
against the brass
pole in a gentlemen's
club what about
Neil's police freeze
like I think about
was getting my hands
around the neck
of jakiro dates will it
be in jail right
now if it wasn't for
you Mr Justice I
do not think y'all
realize something
you are looking at
the finest bounty
hunter this side of wax a
hatchet Texas if
you do not believe
them call sheriff
Watson to son around to
blow in Albuquerque
and he'll tell you i
roped in Quentin
McCabe and righteous
Pete Magruder i
made over 20 grand
this month Justin
bounties alone you made
twenty thousand
dollars in one month
catching bad guys
and I didn't do it
right no damn bicycle either see the way
I figure it you boys
cost me five grand
because of Jack
ural look mr. justice
you are a guest in
santa monica while
you are here you
will be all our laws in
pursuing your right
to capture Jackie
bait including the
ones that prohibit
interfering with the
duties of a police
officer should we
find them first that's
all nice beaches
and everything good
like frankly I ain't
impressed with the
old police department
nor this town you
ain't got a decent
strip joint they pour
beer in your glass without asking and
God forbid you
should ask for grits if
you do you got to
turn your truck around
and drive a
thousand miles just to
get it well we are
culturally undeveloped
yeah actually so
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let's find this bank
robber before he
does check your
sources check all the
local honky tonks you got it
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Tyrone justice who wants to know Tom
Fitzpatrick Casey
MW 1003 Los Angeles
action leader what
in the hell do you
want well I want to
do a story on you I
saw what went on
in that alley you know
and I want to tag
along while you hear
I want to put you
on a six o'clock news
ain't no story here huh oh I think there
is big-time bounty hunter all the way
from Texas bringing
his own brand
of justice to the big
city oh you want to
make me famous
huh well sir that is
exactly what we do
here in Los Angeles
yes
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are you ready
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porch
anyone's wider keeping you this
opportunity at the
Brooks house 415 in
progress for 15
MS and sliding over
ginger to PB 7
responding there's gotta
be another unit closer than we
are that is where
we arrived let's go
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no Jonathan no I
am not doing the
show with a bunch
of overweight security
guards walking around this property with
cheap black t-shirts on you are going to
be able to see them
on camera no no
no no we'll shoot
around them forget it no
what are we supposed
to do babe huh
watch and learn hi I
am ginger Delvecchio
hi I am victims of
chlorophyll this is my
partner God Corey
Magna be right hi it's
a pleasure hey
wait a minute didn't I
see you on TV last
night you are the
officer that sound the business right
Ashley well we both
found them you are a
genuine hero I am
just doing my job may I
call you Victor sure
Victor we are gonna
need a little liaison
assistance while
we are filming in
Santa Monica here
yeah we helped out
some companies all the
time right right create right
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that is not to me
if you say a word I
know your cousin
Jackie girls in town
and do not you tonight
because I already
seen now you want
to live you are going
to tell me where he is holed up okay
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wrong with you
year's nurses Harlan
chart I could have
sworn I saw Tyrone
justice this morning
Tyrone would
not have followed
us all the way to
California look at
this place perfect
perfect for what the
pictures are gonna
take a me silly the plate from
magazines come on
and I ain't that good a
photographer well
with that fancy camera
we defined you
have gotta be all right
that is what you
want I think of all
those adoring man
looking at my picture
you are the only
one who can have
me and then once I
see my picture in the
magazine they are
gonna want me to guess
on fake key barks
and tsunami cat with
Letterman and get
my own series and
moving on to this
number three and just
like Kim Basinger
you know it was not
fair just like me
except chicken Georgia
anyone can do it
early and Keem you
can also was thinking
about maybe changing
my name's I just do not think earlene
King kaze no and
I am going to need
some money to buy
me a bathing suit or you
got plenty of babies
I want this special
winix from the itty
bitty bikini shop a
thought on left
over the rich and
famous they got there
to cost six hundred
dollars take runner
book a couple band
eggs Jackie when
they put the band name
you will see you will see
can you believe that Tyrone justice
$20,000 in one month
there is something
romantic about what he does what
capturing dirtbags for money I
think you are missing
the point please
enlighten me it is
this whole notion of
bounty hunting you
know coming into a
town tearing a
wanted poster off the
wall tracking a guy
down on the name of
justice I mean
roaming the Wild West
bringing the bad
guys that is it bounty
hunting used to be
the purest form of
law enforcement just
you your weapon and
the guy in the
black hat you are not
thinking about
training your check for
horse sorry there
partner I wouldn't
mind but I was born
about a hundred
years too late okay
today we are gonna
haul in one car be
messy he is a CPA a
jump bail over an Arizona on the
interstate bank
fraud charge he is an
accountant what about this armed robber
Jackie Earle
Bates well that is a
little slicker son
but i'll get to sucker
Tyrone justice always
gets his man dead
or alive well you
are gonna participate
are you just gonna
sit on the sidelines
son what do you
have in mind Harvey
messing maybe
Tom Fitzpatrick sales
reaction news you
see that video camera
right there yeah
well you are being
videotaped as we
speak sir well what's
this all about well
it is about criminal
charges Harvey it
is about to bail you
jumped in Tucson well at
least I will call
you later I promise
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army messy I have come to take in
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I forgot
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so by the hospital
saw the Bensons the
story yeah did you
ask about me yeah but
I tell them you are
too busy getting
ready for your
appearance on The Tonight
Show very funny I
love it they are little
overwhelmed I didn't
think about it two
weeks ago he was
just non mechanic
barely getting by
and now the national
heroes you are not
well sure they are
news crews are
lining up they made the
New York Times oh
and get this a couple
of networks are
fighting to do the movie
of the week any
concrete figures it is
not something for
about a quarter of a
mil but you know
I actually feel sorry
for them yeah boohoo
no really I mean
they just seem so
lost and confused by
all this publicity and
hype they are just
simple people oh
and get this turns
out team is pregnant
turn out here five
weeks and she didn't even know i
guess that kids future
secure i guess so
moving on a con
bro hey this is not
going to be easy
enough they got it
tightened up security
after yesterday's
fiasco hey these
are just preaching to
the choir man all
right are you got
any ideas yeah you
tack again full on the
only thing the powers
that be are going
to respect if we
die trying so I you I
chemistry tomorrow I guess this is your
15 minutes all right excuse me Andy
Warhol predicted
that in the future we
would all have our
15 minutes the same
and so the clock
is definitely ticking
you know I wonder
who they'll get to
play you and the
movie of the week well
um actually I was
kind of thinking maybe
Bruce Willis you know work uh 20 bun
Derek's if they wanna keep the character
Hispanic I do not
think Bruce or Antonio
do moww oh they
will when they find out
they get to forget
to disarm are there
different Roseanne
to play you now now
let's not bicker Victor
I was wondering
if you and I could
discuss the security
arrangements for
this afternoon's taping
yes um oh I got this
composite addresses
of its you guys oh
I can't wait to see
them ginger listen
I feel have to tell
you something I
have a girlfriend really
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he you
me
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see
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yes
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scripted professional
nothing happened
hey I wouldn't care
today she is just
like all those Hollywood
touched look at her
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just like the attention whatever
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okay thanks those are
guys what we got jobs
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and
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which is tues evening
colonel pushing
back up 594 third
set cutting north on
hosted away
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I hope this doesn't
diminish your status
as the genuine hero
mr. Rand eres I'll
get him
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oasis in the
middle of the desert
you a beer leave
it in the bottle
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soon this guy sure asian true
take your best shot step aside
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sappenin all talk
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I think you delivered
a general basis
tank and why the
world would I do
something like that
you are nothing on
the bus you do not
collect the reward son
justice is its own
reward I think that
is true in your case
I think you boys
should just plain
jealous jealous you
see what I do for
a living y'all have to
do for free me I
got money in the
bank i got an enviable
lifestyle even your
local TV folks is
calling me a genuine
hero I think Tim
McCoy thinks you are a
genuine hero who
and I hell is Tim McCoy
apparently is the
cousin of jakiro bait
thought a complaint
you roughed them
up the other night
the boardwalk I don't
know what you are
talking about son
before warrant
mr. justice and next time
you cross over the line the
story they'll be
doing on you will be
broadcasting the state prison at
Chino listen I realize
that you boys are
trying to cover up
for your competence
but you ain't got
nothing better to talk
about got me a
bank robber to catch
get out of here check
them out starting to
enjoy his acts lesson one
it'd be my pleasure lieutenant
where the hell
you been just what I
got a dog what kind
of job dancin on blast
off how'd you manage
that well maybe
not produced hurt that
Jonathan will make I
ran into him and
he said they are
always looking for
new people right so he
auditioned me where
we going I do not
want to run in that
time injustice thank
you gotta move again no no no we
can't leave I just got
this job now exactly
what did you have
to do to get this
job early nothing i
danced for a minute
house in Malibu it
is so cool he is got a
pool and a jacuzzi
and three doors down
yes you live there Pauly Shore you met
Pauly Shore well
no but I met his maid
she is so nice but
listen to the best of
all get you Jonathan knows personally
Tom Cruise better
Hugh Bentley the
publisher from play
time magazine [ __ ]
outta here I swear
and he said I was
a good girl he was
gonna take me to a
party at his house
oh listen I need to
show you my new
bathing suit and then
we've got naked
pictures of you right
away okay thanks
very much okay I think
I got a lead on the
guys talking ginger
you know Victor I
have never seen pics
dogged determination
from me on a
case before hey I just
want to catch these
guys and get on with
our lives okay what
happened Victor's
the ginger may catch
me some awful bad
guys a condition of
your friendship she
happens to trust me
oh you two bonded
back quickly no it
is strictly professional
but she does tell
me things like what yeah I
can't tell you oh
you are so full
of it Victor okay
it'd be the first to
know what gingers
leaving blast off
she is gonna need
a new regular i'm
becky berkley you
can't leave you have a
contract with bj
Tito I can't leave for
a network Syria
Bay keeper is not a
network show a
network that is hosted by
an animated armadillo
does not count my
journey says it
doesn't matter I can't
believe you are doing
this to me oh come
on do not fight me
baby you can help
me you call vijay TV
and you tell them the
show is going to be
just fine without me
come on I have always
always send all the
favors that you have asked me let's now
have a nice mm-hmm
conniving manipulative bimbo him
loose she is leaving
where is your sense of
loyalty come on Jack
expecting that time
what I am gonna do
gonna move up our
timetable that is what we are gonna do
you are gonna love
this guess how long
tyrone justice has
been a bounty hunter
10 years tried ten
weeks [ __ ] out
licensed by the great
state of Texas two
months ago apparently
he saw a be a
bounty hunter head
the back of guns and
bullets magazine
let me see it oh I get
this Quentin McCabe
and right to speak
Magruder his two big scores guys he knew
Tyrone justice has
the criminal record
yeah served a couple
years a hard time
for armed robbery
didn't preclude him
from becoming a
bounty hunter or busting
his buddies Oh in
Harvey messing the
account he captured
when the poor guy
tripped over our bikes he was a throw-in
apparently sheriff what's-his-name
Watson in Tucson
the other guy was
living it up here in
Venice so he threw
Tyrone a bone all
right bring him before
he does any more
damage charge him on
I am being Tyrone
justice I think it is
time we asked in the
mosey on down the
road
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hi mark
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will you hush I have
come back for you
earlene you gotta
be kidding me there is
no yume Tyrone
want you to get that
nice big father ain't
no me new cell all
right I am with
Jackie because he
believes in me
which I might add is
something that you never did and
what the hell is our
last night on TV tell
the whole wide
world you are a bounty
hunter I am a bounty
hunter takis a good
one you ain't never
even got a cold
would you capture
Quentin McCadden Pete
Magruder Tyrone
those are boys you grew
up with they are
outlaws early just like
Jackie girl Jackie
Earle is not a
criminal now where
do you think all that
money come from
the lottery doesn't
matter of fact that
is precisely what
happened you won using six lucky
numbers which were
a combination of our
birthdays very
romantic he is a bank
robber early all to
know I taught him he
used to be my
partner for crying out
loud that is how he
met you I think this
is something you
need to hash out
amongst yourselves
okay yeah we are gonna
hash it out you
know something an
answer that me you
and that money are going
back to Texas do you think so you are Oh
well it seems that
we have another
case of Heroes
syndrome right here in Los
Angeles authorities
announced today
that the heroic
survival efforts of Jack
Benson at sea for
14 days was a hoax
excuse me witnesses
have come forward
who spotted Benson
and his wife Tina
at a secluded cove
on Catalina Island
during the time they
were supposed to
be lost at sea it has
now believed that the
Bensons fabricated
their entire story
in order to cash in
on the publicity and
the potential
movie sale of their
adventure I do not
believe this in other
news ginger Delvecchio the sexy host of
Vijay TVs blast-off is leaving to become
a regular unpaid keeper the
international hit
show set on the
beaches of Southern
California producer
jonathan levin
announced today the
blast-off will conduct a nationwide
search for a suitable
replacement and
is wishing delvecchio
all the luck in the
world as she
trades in one bathing
suit for another
and moves up the
entertainment food chain I can't
believe that ginger
delvecchio leaving that
stupid show is a news story it is in Los
Angeles I just feel
so ridiculous about
the Benton they
used it they used to
everybody all these
things guys report
a story the same way
jump into the same
conclusions
regardless of the truth
like that couple
playing their family dog
rescued a lost child
speaking bizarre
stories how are
you and Victor doing
isla del vecchio
case well this is
dedicating the better
part of his career
to it but he thinks he
knows how to catch him
are you looking for something
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you
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at this time boys no no no honey
everything's fine um
where are you stop
by lottery tickets
when do you think
you will be back
here literally you don't
sound like you are
chipper self 01 fine
listen why do not
you meet me at news
sure where you want
to hook up on the
boardwalk at that
place we ate lunch the
other day I will be there with bells on
well done early will
not over here now I
gotta tie you up how
long listen to me I
need to get to my
job dancing on blast
off you understand
that this is my big
break and if I do
not show up for that
tape and name I have
army and then I will
never fulfill my destiny here in
Tinseltown you
stop all this silly
nonsense you are
not now and you are
never gonna be no
damn movie star you are
early teen cocktail
waitress at the long
neck bar and grill
you know that is
a problem with you
Karen ain't got no
faith in people
gentlemen we can sit
here as long as it
takes we got you dead
to rights
you might as well tell them no it is dead
Rick it is never
gonna happen she
is moving on we
need to get ginger
Delvecchio bikini top can't the
what it is part of our
hazing I knew our
friend at you see
you need to tell
me this is all a
fraternity stunt there's
no stunt lady
there's an important
part of our initiation
this ugly demeaning
sexist act is condoned by your
fraternity obviously
you were never a
Greek happens
to mean a lot to us
officer enough to
break an inner disturb
the peace and commit an assault
yes no hey returning
membership is very
important to one
success relationships
and business contacts
are established
collapse an entire lifetime yeah
how about it contacts
and relationships
you are gonna
build a misstatement
let's be truthful
here we are looking
worst-case scenario probation yeah maybe
we'll even get a
judge that likes
blast off this house possibility
did McCoy says the jacket
or leaders staying here to 18
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you
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oh thank God you were here I was
worried didn't get who
did this dear Darren
doesn't detected
piece of crap you
know he is now
went to kill jack your
elsewhere they said
they were meeting
at noon on the boardwalk
house waterfront
ass on your son and i under arrest so
Miss good because
I am so late I have
this job and it is
really tight whoa whoa
your material witness
in a bank robber
means not to
mention kidnap victim
you are going to
stay right here but
something for you I
am never gonna get
ahead
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party's over Jackie
arrow place to run
partner hey listen
to me Tyrone Erling
do not want any
part of you no more
you are going to do
no good with a dead
man at her side you
are going to shoot
me down in the street
after all we've been
through I got to
draw the line just took
my woman I was less
fasting in my friend
that was then this is now
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Cairo deafness
you are under arrest
for kidnapping and
attention burger I
brought the gun
call it in one pv nine
requesting amulet
that ocean front walk
across as well as back up to 11
sets of heading
north and ocean front
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um
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I will do it looks like I called me about
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everyone big waiting for the new home of
America's highest-rated table games like
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I got Italian Victor
they got you as a
viewer for life no
what dick Sargent
would play stick
York right never hurt
the show bewitched
yeah okay thing is
just can't damage a
quality show like last time
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why
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Wow
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if
hey
p bye
he is fresh
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you
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