Pacific Blue (1996–2000): Season 2, Episode 3 - Rapscallions - full transcript

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yes ladies when they first came and

asked if they could face that TV show on

my real life I said pass

but then they begged me so I finally

agreed to consult yeah I didn't want all

that publicity interfering with my true

calling that's saving lives in fact most

the rescues I'll involved with are so

extreme that we can't even get him on



film if they have got to water down what

I do every single day water down the

closest you'll ever get to that show

Mackey is watching

please tell us they don't pay you for

this I got two words for you Calloway

two words roller hockey no way forget it

absolutely not

well you guys are bound to win at

something it looked fires in

sanitation's in although I hear their

team really stinks

look metros evenin but you know if

Pacific Blue don't have the guts pad up



and the boards with us well relax

Mac your credit to your species we're

right to your show and give you our

answer this is one BB six responding

roller hockey Galloway

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now mr. Chuck is okay you to start

talking what's going on here the thing

officer just a little urban renewal you

tell bad mistake there's no mistake

officers we know this man and I know my

rights

mr. Cheung no longer works as the

apartment manager

ergo mr. Cheung no longer has an

apartment and you are barren I'm the new

manager here's my employment contract

they're eviction notice and a copy of

the unlawful detainer if there's a

problem mr. Cheung should consult his

attorney as you can see everything is

perfectly in order now I want all of

this junk out of here or I'll have you

arrested for littering good day

and then live please young light it's

not mine means stop in Vietnamese go on

mr. Chung seem like enough I don't what

do you would you tell him water buffalo

it's the first to work the last to eat

it's a Montini our proverb means the

system wasn't designed for people like

us

this is one pv6 you can cancel that

disturbance call I'm sorry mr. Chung

you're gonna have to remove your

property until we can look into this

it's really stinks big time

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sniff it I got Petrini full yo head

middle man man man business looks a

little slow today dude

man I'm just waiting around for the nude

and rush home rash oh the three rules of

successful business hombre what's that

location location location 240

oceanfront walk yours for the asking

whoa what's the catch and no catch bro

we just got a lot of vacancies and we're

trying to fill the building rent-free oh

that's my price range

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keep working on those stops remember

wait back feel break thanks

pleasures all his it's Tony in it Tony

lieutenant Palermo Oh Tony no I haven't

seen Tony have you seen Tony no yes but

we certainly can deliver a message for

him oh I wanted to thank him I wiped out

on the bike path yesterday and he

stopped to patch me up Harley that looks

perfectly painful uh you know lieutenant

Palermo Tony he's a living legend

we really look up to the old guy which

old guy is that Tony you tend the work

just talking about you Saima like a

eulogy here just for you I baked it

myself

chocolate chip with macadamia nuts I'd

like to invite you to dinner but I'm not

that much of a cook although I'm great

at making reservations sounds like an

adventure my numbers in the bag call me

later okay bye can you say who yeah you

are the man two weeks after you break up

with Sheila you're already back on the

hunt it's just a kid that's why I'm so

impressed you know when I grew up I want

to be just like you get out of you

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hey guys

what's the story at 2:40 oceanfront walk

well the buildings under new management

if a guy was flexing his muscles let's

maintain a presence he flexors too much

I want one of our people there to rein

him in you got it

I paid for some hot sheet crib when you

can one-stop shop at our building

ladies gentlemen 220 oceanfront walk and

service all your vice like me what can

we say it's warm it's dry it's got

plenty of free parking catch the

expression Claremont's face when she

asks him out it was the wishing I don't

think that's where the blood was going

how do you ever think about hey I'm a

product of 100 million years of

evolution yeah and you knuckles are

still dragon 211 in progress your tower

17s purse snatcher male Caucasian 20

years old on rollerblades

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all right take it from here Mac don't

you Lee's gonna thank me Thank You

Maggie

oh that's Deltora I'm glad you're here I

gotta ask you something very important

any better on skates in your Arnette

bike just question

you got it bra do you fine

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sir what you're doing to this building

is reprehensible you can always move

grandma I won't and you can't make me I

love a challenge

that's very kind of you mr. Morelle

gangster ouch

is there a problem they better not be

shakin

lunchtime

how may I help you today officers we

just came by to make sure things are

settled down since this morning

quiet as a church around here now see

you got some new parishioners now a high

vacancy rate can be deadly soaked in

their own tenants feel free to call the

owner I'm sure that he would love to

hear from

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Oh hug me um can you tell me where I

could find lieutenant Palermo de Tony

Joe no hoc manner what what's a secret

excuse me I never mind look don't take

this the wrong way it's just that

lieutenant Palermo is old enough to be

your father I am her father just keeps

getting better and better don't you have

something better to do yes I do

that guy's weird Jess what are you doing

here

whatever happened to hide Jessie how are

you hi Jessie

don't worry now what are you doing here

what aren't I allowed to visit my father

whenever I want to so you ran away mom I

just decided it would be better for

everyone if I moved in with you what you

neglected to tell either me or your

mother

well it was spur the moment she must

have worried sick she probably doesn't

even know I'm gone she is so brain dead

over her new boyfriend Helen has a new

boyfriend big time you know I just

figure the little lovebirds could use

some space besides dead living with you

is way better than a life of total

boredom I mean you know how anal mom

gets don't talk about your mother like

that well the truth hurts see what she

has to say about this I'm not through

with you

mr. small my deals close baron I want

this firetrap empty by the weekend

be creative boys

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why am I not surprised

one pv6 responding

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how much you characterize this at court

post Led Zepplin with a - surely Kurt

Cobain

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where are you going somewhere

this was nothing more egregious than a

youthful prank we don't consider

destruction of property and resisting

arrest to be youthful pranks the best

thing would be for you to release these

two misguided souls to my custody I

guess that would be between you and the

judges sets their bail and I want it who

the hell was that

I think that's Elvis's cousin relax

you'll be back on the street before the

11 o'clock news well that was a lot of

time we're going can I get you something

from the bar

I'll have glass of chardonnay please

okay I'll need to see some ID please but

not yours lieutenant your daughter's

she's not my daughter

this is so silly it happens all the time

twenty-seven practically Paleolithic

1969 the year you were born

Woodstock Neil Armstrong Chappaquiddick

Nixon oh yeah I saw the movie what was

with that guy it's complicated you

started to tell me about your daughter

Yeah right

first thing your mother says is that

Jessie's running away isn't her fault

she's done her best she says that's my

turn

she won't listen to him after my father

died whenever my mother and I argued I

had nowhere else to go

don't get me wrong I enjoy having her

around I just don't know if I can ever

all the time she moves hi guys hey Jess

what's up well I locked myself out and

you forgot to give me the keys we don't

allow panhandlers here young lady oh

well that's a good policy if I happen to

see any I'll be sure to let them know

this actually is my daughter of course

it is

I'm Jesse but I'm sure you figured that

out

Jessie Suzy Suzy Jessie I can't believe

you're only 16 you're so mature that

makes one of us

so like to join us I'm kind of starving

in the comfort of home is fair my father

here he's not much of a homebody

he doesn't cook hates to shop won't

launder he's not clean the bathrooms

quite a horror show but it's not as bad

as the kitchen after he nukes himself a

meal and microwave all right Jessie stop

I want to hear snoring drove mom around

the bend but I guess you already know

about that you know actually I don't

speaking of the mom I didn't think we

were we should see our new boyfriend

talk about a hottie

you know actually he's about your age

Suzy he was a fighter pilot in the Gulf

War

now he owns and runs his own computer

business Annie drives a kick-ass Porsche

you know Suzy I think we're gonna get to

know each other really well are we

oh yeah coz I'm gonna be around all the

time now

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we can't control who are you rents to

man I've lived on this beach for many

years today we have million-dollar

townhouses right next to buildings which

should have been red-tagged to

earthquakes ago beach property is prime

real estate

you are rent control right what CH is

exactly my point

we haven't the means to move anybody had

most of us would prefer not to

we've called and left a dozen messages

for this Eldred small he's the owner

something stinks usually starts at the

head right that's enough for today

who's that oh that's Dmitry Novikov he's

your new player cover letter tell this

Russian but that's the beauty of it you

see he's the eldest son of Elvis's

second cousin's husband on his mother's

side

he's the play center for the Red Army

team it's Life Guards versus cops no

this is the second cousin is not a cop

ah and he works for the cops see we used

our discretionary budget to make Dimitri

applaud some higher for the bike shop

you're loading up our team you guys

think Mackey's gonna do the same I know

he will

Dimitri come say hi to the boss man come

on Victor

hello bossman you ready to practice now

is he a chair for what America she's a

very great time yes I got aches and

muscles I didn't even know I had it's

not too late to call it off no way with

the meter in our lineup we're at least

even money this is one pv6 responding

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it's never oh yeah

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I really appreciate this my pleasure how

the hell did I ever let myself get

talked into a roller hockey grudge bash

you are a soft touch me mm-hmm I saw it

the minute I met you for the most

important part of the therapy I think I

might need a few more treatments Oh am i

interrupting something

what are you two doing here sorry Tony

there was trouble at the arcade and we

saw Jesse damage I said I told you to

stay away from there listen dad I am NOT

a child I'm 16 years old why is she mad

at me well if you think about other

tennis she has a legitimate excuse I

don't want to think about it maybe I

should go what yeah we'll walk you to

your car yeah Jesse

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big tough guy we spent the night in jail

because of you spent the night in jail

because of yourselves we think you owe

us an apology I don't want any trouble

you should have thought about that

before you ratted us out I said I don't

want any trouble

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I'm beat

this is one pp 3 responding where black

boy

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hold it right there let him go

do it now Oh

mister I'm not afraid to use this

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maybe we can work on a lease option plan

for you guys

mr. Morelle inna Jablonski statement

corroborates with your own not just sign

this complain and you'll be on your way

I'm not gonna sign anything without your

complaint we can't hold these guys look

I'm not gonna get caught up in courts

and trials and all that window dressing

this is not gonna become my problem

excuse me are you planning going back to

240 ocean walk you bet it's my home then

these guys are gonna make it your

problem take a look they're dying for a

payback let them try mr. Morelle these

look there's nothing you can do to keep

me here is there no then goodbye come

loose kind of weird isn't it came not

wanting to press charges find out if he

has something to hide the Navy Cross and

a Silver Star not to mention a Purple

Heart

I'm Travis Morrell is a real war hero

yeah Navy single Vietnam that's about as

genuine as you get the secretary said to

look for a convertible boomer parked

right by the back pass

I'd say that's gotta be it yeah

gonna be a good cop a bad cop bad cop

shorts are riding the lie excuse me are

you mr. Eldredge small tour de france

they went thattaway with police mr.

small knows outfits maybe the owner of

240 oceanfront walk unfortunately are

you aware of the recent disturbances at

your building my manager keeps me up to

speed we think your managers part of the

problem wouldn't surprise me everything

to do with that building is a problem

like nothing better than to tear it down

put up something decent

now those pesky tenants getting in the

way of a condo deal mr. small hey the

city says I can't do squat about that

prime chunk of real estate long as I got

those tenants can a victim can't raise

the rent I'm not the Salvation Army I

have a right to make a profit

touching plea yeah I'm all choked up hey

you listen to me small if conditions

don't improve my lieutenants gonna

petition the City Attorney to start an

abatement process and declare you're

building a public nuisance

he'll condemn it pay you 3 cents on the

dollar and turn your primo chunk of real

estate in a beach parking you're trying

to intimidate me officer just a friendly

heads-up

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I thought you were gonna be good cop

that was good cop Oh

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it's me whatever you're doing to run off

those tenants take it up a notch

certainly mr. small as you wish

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let's go

how'd it go with your my guess is mala

do anything it takes into that building

I clear the way for luxury condos well

boss man you practiced I'm with you

now what you guys all over this we're

gonna stop and we gotta catch him in the

act

come on come on we put like spirulina in

a sec I can come back later when you're

not so busy not to be a week from never

how's it going which I said I'll slide

from the fact that she refuses to talk

to me what she really wants is for you

and her mother to get back together

that's not gonna happen

well maybe not but in Jesse's mind

that's totally impossible as long as you

and I are involved we're not involved

what I mean is we're not that involved I

mean we would have been if she hadn't

walked in yesterday no argument there

look Tony I know that you and I could

you know have some fun together but

you've got some unfinished stuff that

needs working out first too old to have

unfinished stuff that's the stuff I'm

talking about you're so preoccupied with

AIDS if it doesn't bother me it

shouldn't bother you working out okay

and make it snappy

I'm not getting any younger

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your weight a little more on the inside

the prove your balance

better yeah thanks bro traps how's the

water the same is every day

freezing when you jump in perfect after

a three-mile crawl must be a holdover

from your SEAL training you've been

doing some homework it's a part of the

job the homework also tells me that

Baron and his Apes are about to turn up

the pressure when they come after you

call us we'll hint I can't do that why

not and don't rely on others to solve my

problems

the only rely on yourself is that it

that's what I learned from my homework

you look after yourself okay

well having your back

I relied on other people

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it's getting chilly gentlemen it's time

to turn up the heat

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I can't hear nothin on you sound of him

resting in peace

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Xena that's fire Medina open your door

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you all right inna everything's gonna be

okay

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I've had to

you're busted

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throw the trained seal efficient

Braveheart show me some time I don't

think you can hit me I said drop the gun

this high-pitched shot hey hey he

attacked me he was trying to kill me

this is self-defense

Yeah right it's my word against his

yeah and who's a jury gonna believe a

decorated war hero for you you have it

yeah how Xena

luckily she has friends she can count on

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move it Jess I need the bathroom dad are

you okay you smelled my grandpa stogies

happened anyway so you do still care oh

whatever

hey come on Jesse if we don't talk they

never get any better so what okay look

I'm not enjoying this any more than you

are but at least I'm trying look the

fact is your mother and I are never

gonna get back see there you go you are

so negative you got to let it go Jess

okay we're never gonna be one happy

little family again no matter how much

you want dad we could you know if you

would just oh no Jesse you're the only

thing your mother and I can agree on is

you and what's best for you

you were not gonna stand by and watch

you self-destruct now do you want to

stay here you said I did then you got to

follow the rules which are the exact

same ones you have at your mother's plus

a few of my own

what are they you don't play a soft one

another you don't try to get us back

together and you try to meet her halfway

your mother's feelings are badly hurt

because you want to stay here but she's

trying to understand I expect you to try

to understand her then I can stay if you

can live with the rules yeah I can live

by those rules dad I'm happy to have you

that's not gonna be much fun if we walk

around growling each other

true-true new beginning beginning

roomies

your what about Suzy never a chance you

might make a friend

don't push it dad

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you're ready Demetri

Tom mr. Vic better reach it I love these

Russians hey I got a guy over there

it looks exactly like Rob Blake you

idiot that is Rob Blake and you who's

Rob Blake you can't use him why not

because he's a top defenseman in the NHL

and captain of the Los Angeles Kings

come on hey from May to September he's

just another summer higher

what the hell are you complaining about

I suppose uh Dmitri over there's got a

detective shield he's a legitimate

part-time employee

don't worry I'll take it easy on you you

want a wuss out Victor the hell I do

good then let's play some damn hockey

let's play yeah yeah we're gonna murder

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let's go let's go

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goli gonna be okay yeah you should be

fine by the time I left he's at least

remembered his name was a good sign

been a bad Baron and his punks well

Carson drug possession racketeering

they're gonna do some hard time the

older he's going down to the punks to

trade up on baron and baron will give us

el Brewster small and what happens to

the building the courts a place to did a

trust for the city to run they're gonna

restore it to its original condition

bank control all yep the judge even

insisted that the owner find a new

manager someone who take good care of

the building here instantly jobs yours I

don't know hey yeah you and want all

those people dependent on you you gonna

let me live that down

no that's for a long time so what do you

think

what do I go if I need some help well

here they got these bike cops supposed

to work with the community you could

always try them

well

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