PAW Patrol (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 19 - Pup-Fu! - full transcript

The pups are learning the ancient art of Pup-Fu! They'll need it to get back Sensei Farmer Yumi's ancient martial arts scroll, after Mayor Humdinger's Kit-tastrophe Crew use their Cat-Jitsu skills to steal it!

♪ PAW Patrol,

PAW Patrol ♪

♪ We'll be there

on the double ♪

♪ Whenever there's a problem ♪

♪ 'Round Adventure Bay ♪

♪ Ryder and his team of pups ♪

♪ Will come and save

the day ♪

♪ Marshall, Rubble, Chase, ♪

♪ Rocky, Zuma, Skye ♪



♪ Yeah, they're on

the way ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Whenever you're

in trouble ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ We'll be there on

the double ♪

♪ No job is too big,

No pup is too small ♪

♪ PAW Patrol,

We're on a roll! ♪

♪ So here we go

PAW Patrol ♪



♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

(Barking)

Strong kick, Rubble!

Thanks, Ryder.

Can I break another?

(Laughing)

Maybe you should work on

some other pup-fu skills

before we run out of boards.

The pups have been

working very hard.

They're ready to test

for they yellow belts.

That's fantastic,

Farmer Yumi.

I'm most impressed with

Marshall.

He's learning to move

as quietly as a mouse.

Cool!

Did you hear that,

Marshall?

Marshall?

Uh-oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Looking for me?

Where'd you come from?

I move more quietly

than a mouse.

Everything I do is totally

unexpected.

Huh?

Whoa!

Marshall!

I'm okay!

But I didn't expect that.

(Bleating)

(All laughing)

Laugh while you can.

My Catastrophe Crew

will get their yellow belts

before those pesky pooches.

(Cackling)

You're all ready, pups.

You practiced hard

and know your routines.

Time to earn those

yellow belts.

We can do it!

Yellow belts, here we come!

We got this!

Yes, we can!

Yay!

(Clucking)

Oh, so mighty!

Yet so adorable.

Aren't you, Chickaletta?

Welcome, PAW Patrol.

Welcome, Mayor

and Chickaletta.

(Clucking)

Students, are you ready?

Begin.

Arf, arf!

Ruff!

Yip, yip!

Ha!

Hi-ya!

Ha-da!

Arf-ya!

And now I will--

A-- achoo!

Oh.

Sorry, sensei.

I'm a little allergic to--

(Meowing)

(Sneezing)

Kittens?

My Kit-tastrophe Crew will

now perform their cat-jitsu.

Of course, cat-jitsu is much

better than pup-fu.

Actually, Mayor Humdinger,

pup-fu rules.

Cat-jitsu drools.

What?!

And there's nothing like

Hen-kido.

It's not which art

is superior.

The point is for all pups,

kittens, and mayors

to try to do their best.

Exactly. I try to do my best

more than anyone.

Except me!

I try to do my best

the most.

(Chuckling)

It is time for the kittens to

try their best.

Kittens.

(Meowing)

(Meowing)

Nice, kitties.

(Meowing)

(Meowing)

(Hissing)

Here.

I'll show you

how a pup-fu master

uses the zipline.

Whee!

(Meowing)

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Are you okay, Marshall?

Sure.

A pup-fu master knows exactly

how to land.

When they accidentally fall.

Next we will have the sparring

segment of the belt test.

Chase? Zuma?

Begin.

Ha. Pup play.

Hello.

What's this, then?

A special scroll?

What could be so special?

(Laughing)

Mayor Humdinger?

Oh!

Uh, interesting-looking

scroll.

I was just admiring the, uh,

way it was, uh,

rolled up! Yes.

This ancient scroll

is very precious.

I inherited it from my

grandfather,

and it's been in the family

for hundreds of years.

Wow! That is an old scroll.

YUMI: Yes, and it contains

the deepest secrets

of the martial arts

masters.

Hmm. It contains all the secrets

of the martial arts?

In the wrong hands,

the scroll could be very

dangerous.

HUMDINGER:

Oh, my!

It must be a very powerful

and precious scroll.

(Cackle)

YUMI:

It's time for the final test.

Hi-woof!

Woof-ha!

Whoa!

Hmm.

Pup-fu?

That looks like pup-fail.

Okay, it's time to present

the belts.

It's time, it's time!

I hope we win!

I hope I get it!

YUMI:

Chase.

Rubble.

Skye.

Rocky.

Zuma.

Congratulations.

(Cheering)

(Whimpering)

And Marshall.

Huh?

Your extra-hard work would

please the ancient masters.

(Barking)

(Cheering)

I'm proud of you pups.

Mayor Humdinger.

Until your kittens learn to

control themselves

and their tools,

I'm afraid they cannot earn

their yellow belts.

Why, I have no idea

what you're talking about.

(Meowing)

I'm going to wear

my belt to bed.

I'm going to wear my belt

forever!

(Chuckling)

Okay, pups, good night.

(Creaking)

(Toy squeaking)

(Meowing)

(Chuckling)

(Phone ringing)

(Yawning)

Hi, Farmer Yumi.

Ryder here.

Ryder, emergency.

The scroll is gone.

What happened?

I don't know.

The hayloft door was open,

but I didn't see

anything else.

Don't worry.

The PAW Patrol will find it.

No job is too big!

No pup is too small!

PAW Patrol...

to the Lookout!

PUPS:

Ryder needs us!

Quiet as a mouse.

Look out!

That's pup--

fu.

(Laughing)



♪♪



PAW Patrol, ready for action,

Ryder, sir!

Sorry for waking you

so early, pups,

but I got a call from Farmer

Yumi this morning.

Someone stole her priceless

antique scroll.

Oh, no!

(Gasping)

Chase, I'll need your zipline

and spy drone

to help track down the scroll

and whoever took it.

Spy Chase is on the case!

Marshall, I need you

and your ladder

to check the loft

and rafters for clues.

My highly-trained paws

are at your service!

All right! PAW Patrol

is on a roll!



♪ PAW Patrol ♪

(Barking)

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪

(Laughing)

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!



♪ Chase! ♪

Ruff!

♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

(Siren wailing)

♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪

♪ Marshall! ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

(Tires screeching)

(Sirens wailing)

Ryder, I'm so glad

you're here!

Don't worry, PAW Patrol

will get to the bottom of this.

Ladder up!

Is that a toy mouse?

I thought barns

had real mice.

I move more quietly

than a mouse.

(Chickens clucking)

(Goose honking)

(Squawking)

Squawk if you find anything

suspicious, okay, guys?

(Sniffing)

Garbi.

Pig.

Achoo!

You okay, Chase?

I'm-- achoo!

Fine.

Just one thing that makes me

sneeze like that.

Kittens.

Mayor Humdinger was looking at

the scroll yesterday,

but the kittens weren't.

Maybe the kittens

were here later.

They must have come back.

I found a toy mouse

in the hayloft.

We can't let the scroll

fall into the wrong hands.

Or paws.

Yes, which is why

I'm naming you

official guardian

of the scroll.

Whaa?

No student has shown greater

dedication

to learning pup-fu.

I know you'll keep

the scroll safe.

Wow, I've never been the

guardian of anything before.

Thanks, Sensei Yumi.

(Sneezing)

And no student has ever been

as alert as you.

Yeah, that's it.

Alert.

Let's go find Mayor Humdinger

and his kittens.

(Sirens wailing)

Let's see what secrets

this scroll holds...

(Laughing)

(Sirens wailing)

Oh, we'll have to look

at these secrets later.

Act casual, kitties.

(Whistling)

Oh, why, hello, Ryder.

Hello, pups.

What brings you

to my fair city?

Sorry to bother you,

Mayor Humdinger,

but Farmer Yumi's special

scroll disappeared.

What? The scroll is gone?

But it's so valuable.

Farmer Yumi must be very upset.

She is very upset.

Do you know

what happened to it?

I have no idea.

Ryder, what do you think

could have happened?

Maybe one of your cat-jitsu

kittens took it,

not realizing

how important it is.

Hah, my kitties weren't

anywhere near the scroll.

They were too busy practicing

for their cat-jitsu belts.

Right, kitty-witties?

(Meowing)

(Sneezing)

Excuse me. Allergies.

You'll have to keep looking.

Don't waste your time here.

You'll never, ever find that

scroll in Foggy Bottom.

Hmm.

Let's go, pups.

It's a good thing

Foggy Bottom is foggy.

They won't see us hidden here.

Okay, Chase sneezed

by the case

where Farmer Yumi

kept the scroll.

A great big

kitten sneeze!

And you sneezed again near

Humdinger's kittens.

If it was the kittens,

we should follow them.

They'd see us.

But a drone can

secretly track them.

Chase?

Spy Chase is

on the case!

(Bark)

Drone!

Launch!

Follow those kittens!

This is how a mayor

walks his kittens...

After he makes sure

no nosy pups

are following.

My drone will follow

Humdinger and his kittens.

If they have the scroll,

we'll find it.

He's going along the shoreline.

They're headed

for those big rocks.

Uh-oh, he's gonna

see the drone!

(Squawking)

Annoying bird!

That was a close one.

CHASE:

Where'd they go?

It's like they--

disappeared.

They have to be somewhere

along the shoreline.

We need help.

Pups, we need you.

Skye, search the rocky beach

where Humdinger and his kittens

went missing.

This pup's gotta fly!

Yip, yip!

Wings!

I don't see anything, Ryder.

I'll go in closer.

Yip, yip!

Hold on.

Ryder! I found paw prints!

RYDER:

On our way.

Let's follow them.

Quiet as a mouse.

The footprints just stop

at this rock wall.

Strange.

Zuma.

Right here, Ryder.

Take your hovercraft in to get

a look from the water.

Whoa, I totally know that ride.

I found the Kitten Carrier

hidden in the rocks.

Okay, Zuma.

(Sniffing)

I'm smelling something like--

(Shout)

Crabs!

Eugh!

Shh!

Quiet as a mouse.

Here's the carrier -

But no kittens anywhere.

There's nowhere

for them to go.

It's like they vanished

into the rocks.

Hmm.

That's it.

I don't see a cave door,

but there are these

narrow holes in the rock.

I know what'll fit in there.

(Barking)

Drone!

Just need to steer it.

Got it!

Yes!

RYDER: It looks like some

kind of secret lair in there.

RUBBLE: They may be sneaky,

but they sure are cute.

Cute?

They have a secret lair.

Yeah, but they're still

pretty cute.

CHASE:

Look! The scroll!

MARSHALL:

I knew it.

Okay, we found the scroll.

But we need a plan

to get it out.

We could use pup-fu.

(Whistling)

What's that?

Great idea--

Shh. Listen.

Quiet as a mouse.

Chase!

Zipline!

(Barking)

Zipline.

Don't waste your time

with toys.

Practice your cat-jitsu.

Yes!

(Sneezing)

Kittens!

Grab that scroll!

CHASE:

No way!

Let's clear this cave!

Wait! Stop!

(Sneezing)

Too much...

(Sneezing)

...kitty fur!

(Laughing)

Hurry!

Get in!

(Gasping)

Let's go!

Quiet as a mouse!

Quiet, but bad aim.

(Laughing)

Come on!

We need our vehicles.

(Laughing)

I shook off

that pesky PAW Patrol.

That's what you think.

Mayor Humdinger's still

heading down the beach, Ryder.

We're on our way.

Step on it, everybody!

Let's try to get around them.

Meddling mutts.

You know what to do,

Catastrophe Crew.

Whoa! Look out!

We're having a ball!

Whoa! Look out!

(Gasping)

Are you okay, Rubble?

I'm fine,

but somebody better stop that

beach from twirling around.

(Chuckling)

Uh-oh.

Ryder, we can't see Humdinger

anymore.

(Sneezing)

They're still heading that way!

My nose knows!

Keep your eyes open.

Let's go!

Ryder, how about

I take the cliff road?

Okay, Marshall.

Let us know

if you see anything.

Let's go, go, go!

Yes! We showed up

that pathetic PAW Patrol

and the scroll is ours.

The Kit-tastrophe Crew

will be unstoppable!

(Laughing)

Now to figure out what these

ancient secrets mean.

Quiet as a mouse.

(Laughing)

Hi-ya!

How did you get here?!

I'm quiet as a mouse.

As special guardian

of the scroll,

I'm asking you to please return

what you shouldn't have taken.

Taken?

But you misunderstand.

I'm sure my naughty kitties

had no idea

how valuable it is.

But you did.

Oh, very well.

Return the scroll

to Marshall.

(Gasping)

Hi-ya!

Great catch!

Extra tuna for you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Watch this move.

Pup-fu!

Nice move.

But not nice enough.

You know what to do,

Catastrophe Crew.

(Whimpering)

Stop right there!

Drat you, Ryder,

and your meddling mutts!

Pups, you know what to do.

PUPS:

Woof-ha!

Hi-ya!

Ha!

Ha!

Hey!

Wait for me!

You-- you cowardly kittens!

(Laughing)

Ryder, Marshall,

all you pups.

I don't know how

to thank you.

You've saved my family's most

precious treasure.

It's the least we can do.

Whenever you're in trouble,

just yelp for help!

Marshall, for your dedication

and bravery,

I award you this

special golden belt.

Wow!

Awesome!

Pretty cool!

Marshall, you mastered pup-fu.

But Chickaletta has mastered

hen-kido.

Chickaletta?

(Clucking)

♪ P-P-P-PAW Patrol ♪

Whoa! What a good chicken.

And what good pups!

(All laughing)