Ordinary Joe (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Always Do the Right Thing - full transcript

Previously, on
"Ordinary Joe"...

You know how proud
I am of you

for going back to law school?

I just wish you weren't
leaving tonight, Mom.

- Take care of our boy, okay?
- I promise.

We've seen him, our son.
So what now?

I don't know.

We have some concerns
about Joe.

Her name's Jenny Banks.
She's an attorney.

Yeah, I know who she is.

What if there's only one
right person for each of us?



There's something that I've
wanted to tell you about Bobby.

Carrie Coleman.

We think he was having
an affair with her.

We're interested in the payoff
she received to leave.

Bobby was sleeping
with his former intern.

I have the proof.

Good morning.

You okay?

Can I trust you, Joe?

Of course you can.

Just this whole thing
with Bobby.

I just...

I was so wrong
about him.

How do I know
I'm right about you?



I'm not him.

So how does this work?

I turn in the evidence
and we officially open a case.

How long?

It's misappropriation
of campaign funds,

so we should be able

to get a search warrant
pretty quickly.

So I'm just supposed
to go to work

and pretend
like nothing's going on?

We don't wanna tip him off.

This is insane.

I just...

I hope
I'm doing the right thing.

You are.

My hair's a disaster.

Hey, you've got great hair.

I know, it's the way you
styled it that's a disaster.

What? Well, what does Mom do?
She use more product or...

And I hate this shirt.

Dude, that is
your favorite shirt.

Was my favorite.

When did you become
so fashion-conscious?

Since always.

All right, let's see here.

These guys are looking nice.

- No.
- The red version of that?

Deathly.

- Hey, guys, how's it going?
- Hey, Jen.

Mom, where are my new Vans?

Dude, I just put
your shoes on.

It's going well, then?

Apparently, our son
is a skater now.

Oh, you know what?

I forgot to order them
with the move and everything.

I promise
I'll order them today.

But I wanted
to wear them today.

I wanted Evie to see them.

- Evie?
- Who the heck is Evie?

No one.

She's my friend.

A skater girl at my school.

She was at our Halloween party,

and she wrote a note
with hearts on my banner.

Ah, ah, okay.

She's Adelaide in the play.

Are there any kisses
in this play?

No, but this is my chance
to make my move.

- Your move?
- Your move?

Jen?

Okay, Jen, if you can
hear us, we love you.

You're wearing that shirt.

If you put your chair
in turbo mode,

I can still get you
to school on time.

Uh, Houston,
we have a problem.

It's out of juice.

You forgot to charge
my wheelchair again.

Okay.

♪ On the road again ♪

♪ Just can't wait
to get on the road again ♪

♪ Life I love is making music
with my friends ♪

♪ I just can't wait
to get on the road again ♪

Guess who's going back on tour.

Finally.
I cannot wait to see you guys.

♪ Hey, soul sister

♪ Ain't that Mr. Mister
on the radio, stereo ♪

♪ The way you move
ain't fair, you know ♪

♪ Hey, soul sister ♪

♪ I don't wanna miss ♪

♪ A single thing you do ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

This is crazy, guys.

Come here.

What are you screaming about?

Joe Kimbreau
liked my TikTok.

Joe freaking Kimbreau.

You're, like, so cool now.

- Oh, my gosh.
- That's insane.

*ORDINARY JOE*
Season 01 Episode 06

Episode Title: "Always Do the Right Thing"
Aired on: October 25, 2021.

Sorry it's a little crazy.

I'm in single-dad mode
right now.

Oh, no, that's
no problem at all.

Bobby, look who's here.

- Hey.
- You're still my nurse.

I thought you were

moving to Atlanta.

Well, plans changed,
so Jenny moved alone,

which is good news for us.

So I can continue your therapy.

I spoke to Joe last night.

We thought it would be
a nice surprise.

Sorry I'm late.
We'll get started, all right?

Hey, about therapy.
I think I'm done.

What?
What are you talking about?

Bobby, look,
I'm sorry I was late, but...

Baby, could you just give us
a minute, please?

Okay.

What's going on here?

You and I both know that I'm
never gonna walk again, okay?

So there's no point
in playing this charade.

Hey.

Therapy is critical
to your rehab.

I have seen miracles happen
with patients

a lot worse than you are.

Now, come on.

We'll start
with some simple stretches.

No.

Bobby, you gotta tell me
what the hell's going on here.

I can't even take myself
to the bathroom.

This is pointless.

No, no, no, no, no,
that is my fault, okay?

If I would have been on time,

I could have taken you
to the bathroom.

And you do not need
to be embarrassed.

Please, Joe, just...

just help me change my pants,
and go.

All right come on.

- Oh, thank you.
- There you go. It's hot.

You know,
I just wanted to say

what happened between us was...

It was a mistake.

Look, I don't want Joe
to know.

I'm sure you feel
the same way about Regina.

I'll step down
from the campaign.

God, the optics suck.

How do we spin this?

You could write the
press release in your sleep.

Lean into my Parkinson's.

Why don't we hold off
until after the rally?

I just want that to be happy.

Yeah, me too.

See you tomorrow, Big C.

Fo' sho'.

Big C, huh?

That Evie?

- Yeah, that's Evie.
- Right.

You guys hit
the half-pipe together?

- Classic dad joke.
- Yeah.

That was a dad joke, wasn't it?

Um, Dad, you have to get
something from my teacher.

Get what?

Get Mr. Squiggles,
the classroom hamster.

- Oh.
- Chris was chosen

as the next student
to take him home.

Oh, okay, Mr. squiggles.

Also got his food

and a bag of timothy hay
to line his cage.

And that's... how long
do these things live?

You're bringing him back
tomorrow.

Oh.

I think he'll
survive the night.

- So Mr. Squiggles, huh?
- Uh-huh.

And no, I am not
helping you clean the cage.

Okay, thanks.

This is great.

♪ Open the floodgates

♪ This time,
I'll convince you to run ♪

♪ To wide-open spaces

♪ From days of the wasted
and young ♪

♪ So, darling,
now, don't mess this up ♪

♪ The story's unanswered
until it's begun ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ Soldier on, soldier on ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ Soldier on, soldier on ♪

♪ How can you stand there ♪

♪ How do you dare ♪

♪ Tell me you're stranded ♪

♪ High up in the air, oh ♪

Come on.

We've got the photo shoot
for the tour merch,

and then the marketing team
wants to pitch you

on some promotional crossovers,
and then we have to get you

to the sound check
for Amy's rally.

- I'm ready. I'm ready.
- Just give me a second.

Thank you.

Joe!

Hey.

Oh, hey.

I didn't know
you'd still be here.

Oh, working late.

Yeah, you're a real
go-getter, huh?

Right?

- Bobby here?
- Yeah, he's in his office.

Good.

Sorry.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
This is so cool!

Dad. Dad!

What are you all
screaming about now?

What's going on?

I told you.

It really is Joe Kimbreau.

He did a duet to my TikTok.

- Seriously.
- Yeah, look.

It's so cool.

No, let me see this.

He's legit one of the biggest
stars on the planet.

Out of all the people
in the world,

Joe Kimbreau chose me.

Isn't it cool?

Yeah, Z,
this is really cool, man.

Real cool.

♪ How can you stand there ♪

♪ How do you dare ♪

You're persistent,
I'll give you that.

I see you brought backup
this time.

Perils of being
a temporary single dad.

This is my son, Christopher.

- Hey, little man.
- Hi.

Some nice wheels.

What's with the rodent?

This is Squiggles,
our class pet.

- Cute.
- Not really.

I'm not really into hamsters.

I just took him
to impress a girl.

Evie.

Oh, so Evie is into hamsters,
I guess?

Well, if I get him fat
and happy for one night,

then hand him off to her,

I can give her all the tips
and tricks and impress her.

Pretty good.
How old are you again?

Oh, his birth certificate
says nine,

but I'm not so sure anymore.

All right, come on.

Let's knock out some leg lifts,
all right?

Yeah, all right.

You're good, Joe.

You ever think
about a career in politics?

Not a chance.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, did you turn in
the evidence that I gave you?

Eah.
I gave it to my Uncle Frank.

Why did you give it to him?

Because he's
my training officer.

Well, I'm pretty sure
he buried it.

What are you talking about?

Your uncle
came into my office today,

and he and Bobby
looked pretty damn friendly.

Wait, wait.

Okay, okay, I'm sure
that there's

a logical explanation
for this.

I don't trust him.

Okay, well, I do.

You didn't see the way
he looked at me.

Joe, he said, "Sorry,"
when he walked in that office.

So because of that, Amy,

you think that Frank
is a crooked cop?

Why did he sound so guilty
when he was apologizing?

I don't know. I wasn't there.

Exactly.
I was, and I'm telling you

that's not the same man
that I met at dinner.

Look, what if he told
Bobby everything

and destroyed the evidence?

He wouldn't do that, Amy.
I know my uncle.

What if you're wrong?

Look, I'm telling you,
I just...

I know something's not right.

- Mom, guess what. Guess what.
- What?

Your friend Joe Kimbreau
has a TikTok duet

with some boy
that's blowing up.

Okay, we need to figure out
parental controls.

I thought we had you
on a timer.

You follow Joe on TikTok?

Everyone follows
Joe Kimbreau.

- Literally.
- The kid can sing too.

♪ The story's unanswered
until it's begun ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ Soldier on, soldier on ♪

It's beautiful.

♪ For you ♪

Jeez, Mom, it's good,

but we didn't know
it would make you cry.

Jen, you okay?

♪ How do you dare ♪

♪ Tell me you're stranded ♪

♪ High up in the air, oh ♪

Just take it down about 10%.

One. One, two.

Is that popping a little bit?

Yeah, that sounds better,
I think.

You know, I don't love
how close to the stage

the crowd's gonna be,
so you're gonna have

to promise me not to do

that "reach out
and high-five everyone" thing.

Sure, I can crowd-surf,
though, right?

Hey, what's good?

What do you think
you're doing?

We agreed, no more contact
with Zeke.

I didn't. Technically.

My girls just showed me a
viral video of the two of you.

In front of Darren, no less.
He still doesn't know.

Oh, oh, I thought we were

supposed to be honest
with everyone.

Do you have idea the position
that you put me in?

You could ruin people's lives
playing this game, Joe,

including that boy's
if he finds out.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry.

It's stupid,
and it was impulsive.

And the last thing
I'd ever wanna do

is hurt you or our son.

He's not our son.

Jenny, I'm doing
the best I can with this.

I know I made a mistake,
and it won't happen again.

I promise.

Jenny saw the video, huh?

Yeah, she thinks
I went too far this time.

She was valedictorian
for a reason.

Hair, check.

- Wheelchair charged.
- Shirt?

Love it. Squiggles?

- He's squiggling around.
- Cage clean?

Come on,
what do I look like to you?

- All right, load it up.
- Evie's waiting.

- Oh.
- Dad.

Just a small glitch, buddy.

This is a colossal glitch.

- Squiggles?
- Squiggles!

- Oh, man.
- Squiggles?

All right,
you know what, Chris?

We gotta get you to school,

so I promise
I will find squiggles

and I will get her to you
by the end of the day, okay?

It's a he, and don't be late.
I need to hand him off to Evie.

Hey, he will be there
for the big handoff.

I promise, okay?
We gotta go.

♪ The story's unanswered
until it's begun ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ Soldier on, soldier on ♪

You gotta get this kid

to perform with you
at Amy's rally.

It'll be a PR gold mine
for Amy.

No.

It'll be a great launch
for the tour.

Are any of the new songs
ready yet?

Not ready to play live.

We can pay
for better publicity.

- What did Amy say?
- Well, we asked you first.

- Well, I say no.
- Joe, come on, man.

Eric, I said no.

What are you gonna do, beg me
like you did for the reunion?

I said no.

What was that?

Hey.

What?

What the hell was that, man?

It was nothing.

No, I know you
better than this, okay?

You can't pull
this celebrity stuff on me.

He's my son.

Wait, what? Who?

The kid from TikTok.

His name is Zeke.

How's that even...

- Did you cheat on Amy?
- No. God, Eric. No.

He's almost ten years old.

Jenny got pregnant
before we graduated.

She never told me
until the reunion.

She put him up for adoption.

He has no idea
that I'm his dad.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

You and Jenny Banks
have a kid?

Okay, that's wild.

Yeah.

Hey, congrats, man.

You're the first person
to say that to me.

Well, dude...
Dude, you have a son

and I got a little nephew
out there in the world.

I mean, obviously it's not
the way

- you guys planned it, but...
- Amy has no idea, Eric.

Oh, that explains
the temper tantrum.

- Pretty good reason, right?
- Yeah, well...

I mean, I have no idea
how she's gonna react

or how this could
negatively impact her campaign.

I mean, I can see
the headlines now:

"Candidate's rock star husband
has love child."

Joe, you have to talk to Amy.

Life is too short
to live a lie, man.

Sai and I will take care
of the campaign, okay?

I got your back, brother.

Come here. Come on.

Shh, quiet,
I think I hear him.

What? Man, you said that
two holes ago.

Eric.

- I think I got a visual.
- Yep, yep. Oh.

Okay. Hey, Mom,
lure him to your vent.

How am I supposed
to lure him to my vent?

That is why
we brought the cheese.

Cheese is a mouse thing.

They're related.

They're like cousins.

- It's Jenny.
- Oh, no, no.

No, you can't get that.
You can't answer that.

I have to pick it up, Mom.

I screened it twice already.
She's gonna be worried.

Jenny needs to just
focus on school.

Shh.

- Hey.
- Hey, you're awake.

I didn't expect you to answer.

Yeah, well, I got off work
early last night

and I got some
real person sleep, so...

Sorry I missed Chris.

I was swamped this morning
registering for classes.

Oh, don't even
worry about it.

Honestly I'm swamped too,
so I should probably jet, but...

- Oh, hey, Jenny.
- Eric.

What are you doing there?

- Oh, I brought cheese.
- Oh, okay.

He brought...

It's delicious.

And your mom's there.
Hi, Gwen.

- You know, it takes a village.
- Are you okay?

Oh, am I okay? I'm great.

Yeah, we're actually finding
a really nice routine.

Yeah, Chris is at school,

and Mom's here,
which has been great.

And Eric is here, and we're...
We're having brunch.

What was that noise?

Sorry, sorry.

That's traffic.

So how's everything there?

- Great. Atlanta...
- Great.

It's amazing, you know.

It's like a home
away from home.

Just miss my boys.

- Yeah, we miss you too.
- You know what?

I'll make sure you say
good night to Christopher

before bedtime, okay?

- I love you.
- Love you too.

This is a disaster.

Ah, it's fine.
We'll find him.

No, it's not the hamster,
the whole thing.

It's like, you know,
I'm drowning without her here.

I could move in here
full-time

to relieve your stress.

Oh, that's great.
Yeah, I can feel

my blood pressure
lowering already.

Be nice.

I had to cancel a student

to help you find
your stupid rodent.

I know. I know.

Chris is gonna kill me.

Punching holes in the wall
is ridiculous.

Oh, you got a better plan?

Oh, yeah.

Work smart, not hard.

I know a guy.

- You know a guy?
- Oh, yeah, I know a guy.

Any update on the Diaz case?

Not yet.

- You submit the evidence?
- I said I would, didn't I?

Yeah.

Yeah, you did.
But did you?

What's your point?

Why did you have a meeting
with Bobby Diaz at his office?

After 911 and your dad,
my brother,

I spiraled, okay?

That meant that evidence
on drug busts

didn't always make it
to the locker.

Bobby Diaz was the district
attorney at the time,

and he helped me
make an internal affairs case

against me go away.

- Jesus, Frank.
- I would have lost everything:

my career,
probably my marriage.

So two wrongs make a right?

Look, we don't know Diaz
had anything to do

with that girl's death.

My guess is, he didn't.

But if you push this,

he'll make that IA case
against me reappear.

So he gets
a "get out of jail free" card

because you're scared?

You're damn right I'm scared.

This guy could destroy my life,
and for what?

Bobby Diaz isn't
some deranged criminal.

He's just another politician
who happens to cheat

on his wife
and pay off his girlfriends.

You need to ask yourself

is this Amy girl,
who you barely even know,

is she worth destroying
your own uncle who raised you?

Any notes on the speech?

Close the door.

Why didn't you
come to me first?

I had nothing to do
with her death.

So then why did you
lie to me?

I asked you if you had been
with another woman,

and you looked me straight
in the eyes and you said no.

Is that what this is?

Is this some sort
of revenge tactic

for a relationship
that I had before you?

Don't try
to turn this around.

What's your goal here?

You think dredging this up

is going to get me
to finally end my marriage?

Wow.

Doesn't have to be like this.
We don't have to fight.

I'm not...

I'm not the enemy here.

I'm the same guy
that you fell in love with.

No, you're not.

I had no idea
who you really were.

The key is to fill his water
before you go to sleep,

'cause you don't want him
getting dehydrated

during the night.

I promise I will.

And if you need
any more pointers, call me.

So how did things go at home
with Mr. Squiggles?

Any reason he wasn't here
at the start of class?

You know, he's hard
to say goodbye to.

I just wanted to spend a little
bit more time with him.

You know I work
with nine-year-olds.

Every single one
is a better liar than you.

Excuse me?

That animal in that cage
is a gerbil.

Yes.

Mr. Squiggles is or was

a hamster, Mr. Kimbreau.

Hmm.

I am so sorry.
I will go and get a hamster.

I... please, just don't say
anything to Chris, okay?

I'm kind of a hero in his eyes
right now, and I'd like

to keep it that way
for as long as possible.

Yeah, your secret's
safe with me.

Okay.

Between you and I,

that's the fourth Mr. Squiggles
we've had this semester.

See, he needs
your sleep sweet

every night before bed.

No, he doesn't.

I was worried that you guys
would struggle without me,

but you're doing great.

No, it's all an illusion.

I'm a complete disaster
without you.

First night,
I forgot to plug in

Christopher's wheelchair, okay,

which made him late for school,
which made me late

for my first session
at the congressman's home,

which made him lose control
of his bladder

while he waited for me.

Oh, no.

Yeah, and by some miracle,
I didn't get fired.

And then...

then there's this.

What is that?

Did you punch a hole
in the wall?

Nope. I smashed it.

I smashed it with a hammer.

Why?

It was
a search and rescue mission.

Joe, what is happening?

It's chaos without you, Jen.

I took home the class hamster,
Squiggles, for one night,

and now I think
he's dead in our wall.

At first,
I could hear scratching

up and down the walls,

but I haven't heard
scratching in hours.

Please don't ever
tell Christopher.

Are you serious?

I think he's gonna
smell him soon.

I have a secret too.

Okay.

I am incredibly homesick.

I haven't unpacked
a single thing.

And I just...

I miss you guys like crazy.

Are you being literal?

I mean, you've unpacked
your carry-on, right?

- Nothing.
- Well, maybe you should.

We put a surprise
in there for you.

In the front pocket.

Really?

I thought maybe you could

put it on your nightstand
or something

and we wouldn't seem
so far away.

Joe.

How did I end up here?

I was supposed to be
a law partner,

not a 32-year-old
college student

1,000 miles away
from my family.

I was supposed to be
the next Billy Joel.

And now I'm one of the guys
he sings about.

But you know what?

I think that's okay.

And I think it's okay
for you to unpack your bag.

'Cause I have a feeling
we're exactly

where we're supposed to be.

Hey.

Oh, ambush.

It appears your Uncle Frank
torpedoed our case.

It's not like that.

You said you were
gonna talk to him.

- I did.
- And what happened?

- It's complicated.
- Try us.

Look...

you just have to trust me.

I need a little more time.

Whatever it is, you need
to go over Frank's head

and take the evidence
to your captain.

Or just give it to me.

- I don't have it.
- What?

What do you mean
you don't have it?

You need to get it.

Without the check from Bobby's
campaign to Carrie Coleman,

I can't get a judge to sign off
on a search warrant.

Without the warrant,
I've got nothing.

Frank is tied up in this,
okay,

in ways that you can't
understand.

I don't wanna hurt him.

Oh, well, someone's
gonna get hurt.

Amy. Amy, please.

Amy.

I don't know what to do.

You need to do what's right.

Yeah, but what if any choice
you make

is gonna hurt
someone you care about?

Listen, Joe.
I know why you became a cop.

Really?

I would love to know,
'cause...

I can't remember.

Joe, out of Amy
and your uncle,

only one of them
is doing what's right.

I know that this
is hard for you.

What do you think
your dad would do?

Would a picture of the check
get you the warrant?

Hey, do you have a minute
for your husband?

Or are you still busy
campaigning?

I'm working
on this fundraiser.

It's important.

Amy...

I've been hiding
something from you.

- I know.
- You do.

You're having an affair
with Jenny Banks.

What? No.

Oh, Joe, I have pictures
of you two.

You had me followed?

You're being vetted.
You knew that.

And I know about
the 100 grand you withdrew.

What did you think, I bought
a love nest or something?

I bought a van, Amy.

- You bought her a van?
- No, not...

Let me just get a second
to back up here, okay.

I have seen Jenny,
but it's not like that.

You know how we dated
in college?

Well, senior year,

she got pregnant.

Why didn't you
ever tell me this?

Because she just told me
at the reunion.

And she had the baby.

And she gave him up
for adoption.

And she tried her best
to never think about it.

But I can't do that.

After what happened with ours

and knowing that I have a son
out there,

I can't do that.

So I wanted to find him.

That's why... that's why
you went out of town?

Yes.

Did you find him?

His name is Zeke.

He's in a wheelchair.

And his parents don't seem
like they have a lot of money,

so I bought them a ramp van.

That's where
the 100 grand went.

And I wanted
to tell you earlier, but you...

you were still mourning
the miscarriage.

And then you jumped
right into the campaigning.

And every time
I wanted to tell you,

I felt like
I was just gonna hurt you.

- Oh my, God.
- I know, I'm sorry.

There's no excuse.

- This is a lot.
- Yeah.

- So there's no affair?
- No.

Never, ever.

I did get to meet him, kind of.

It was Halloween,
and I was dressed up,

so he had no idea who I was,

and I thought it was just
gonna be that one time.

But then I found out
he could sing.

And he's a really good singer.

And so I thought I could
connect to him through music.

That's why I did that duet
on TikTok.

That was the kid.

God, Joe.

How did we get here?

I'm sorry.

I am so sorry.

No, I'm sorry too.

And I promise you,

I will never, ever keep
anything from you again.

Oh, God,
this is just too...

I'm sorry.

And then I said to her,

if you need
any more pointers, call me.

Well played.

I could probably use
some pointers from you too.

I thought
you were already married.

- So did I.
- Very happily.

Here you go.

Are you sure?

What is it?

A speech I'm working on.

I'm glad you're
getting back to work.

I'm not.

I'm having
a press conference tonight

to announce my resignation.

What, you're quitting
politics altogether?

Yeah, I think it's time.

Why? You love what you do.

That's what I told him.

I do love what I do.

At least I did.

It's just...

The wheelchair?

I'm going to be
the first disabled astronaut

to go to outer space.

If I can do that,

why can't you be a congressman
from a wheelchair?

Don't you just talk
and shake hands?

I just don't know if I'm as
strong as you are, Christopher.

I think you are.

Over the last ten years,
you've allowed me

to proudly represent
the 11th District of New York.

It's been one of the highlights
of my life.

I was recently diagnosed
with Parkinson's

while in the hospital
recovering from being shot.

I was told that I might
likely never walk again.

Due to shame and ego,
I hid this from you all,

from the public.

I originally came here tonight

to announce my resignation
from Congress.

But fortunately,
I had some friends

who reminded me
that we can choose

to live fully
or die a little bit every day.

- That's us.
- He's talking about us.

I am choosing to live,

and I can do it
from this wheelchair.

I'm humbled by the support
from my family,

from my friends,
and from you all.

I hope to continue to earn that
support as we move forward.

And I put
disability representation

at the top of my agenda.

I wish I was old enough
to vote for him.

I'll do it for you, bud.
I'll do it or you.

Hey, how's everybody
feeling tonight?

Life is all about
the choices we make.

And every choice we make
makes us.

So let's choose to change
the world for the better

and rock the vote!

You guys know this one.

It's an oldie,
but it recently resurfaced.

It went viral

because of this amazing kid
I just sang it with.

Did you guys see that?

Kid has a big future.
He's gonna be a star.

Put your hands together
for him out there.

He gave him a shout-out.

I hope he's watching
at home.

And if you are,
kid, you got the stuff.

That's your brother, girls.
That is your brother.

♪ Open the floodgates ♪

♪ This time,
I'll convince you to run ♪

No matter what,

I want you to know

that you're the greatest
mistake of my life.

♪ From days of the wasted
and young ♪

- What is this?
- We have a warrant.

Bobby?

You guys can't be serious
about this.

A warrant for what?

Willfully violating
campaign finance laws

by paying off Carrie Coleman.

I wanna know
who authorized this.

Judge Lambdin.
His number's on the warrant.

It's fine Regina, okay?
This is a political witch hunt.

Just get the kids out of here,

and get the lawyer
on the phone.

What, you're gonna handcuff me?

- I'm a congressman.
- Come on.

This is unbelievable.

We're coming to you
live from Queens,

where Congressman Bobby Diaz
has been arrested

and is being taken
from his home.

Carol, we are not sure
exactly why the congressman

is in custody at this time,

but we are certainly
witnessing

the untimely end
of a storied political career.

We'll try to get you
more information

as it becomes available.

Earlier this evening,

sitting congressman Bobby Diaz
was arrested at his home

on charges of campaign finance
violations...

I thought you quit.

I did.

Come on. We should talk.

You made your choice.

Dad? You hear that?

Yeah, yeah, it's probably
just the radiator, bud.

I'll be right back.

You're still leaving the key
in the same place

after all this time.

I thought I taught you better.

Uncle Frank.

I'm sorry.

I'm just...

just not
doing so good right now.

And if I could get
a couple of dollars,

I could feel
a little bit better, you know?

I promise I'll pay you back.

I need help, Joe.

♪ How can you stand there ♪

♪ How do you dare ♪

♪ Tell me you're stranded ♪

♪ High up in the air, oh ♪

All right, New York!

And now the reason
that we're all here.

Please give a warm round
of applause

for your future congresswoman

and my beautiful wife,
Amy Kindelán.

Good evening, New York City.

Love you, Amy!

It is so good to look out
onto all of you

knowing that we are here
to change the world together.

And we do that by voting.

- Not too many women like Amy.
- Am I right?

She deserves
whatever her heart desires.

I wouldn't be here

if it wasn't for someone
who needs no introduction,

Congressman Bobby Diaz.

You do right
by her, Joe, all right?

Hey, hey!

How about it, huh,
for our future congresswoman?

Huh? Yeah!

Is she something
or what, huh?

Yes. Yes!

Huh?

Yup, fighting for you people,
that's right.

Give it up.
Amy Kindelán.

Amy!

Amy, you're okay.
All right, babe?

- Suspect down.
- You're good. Look at me.

Look at me.
Are you all right?

What's going on?

- What happened?
- What's going on?

- What's happening?
- Look at me. Look at me.

You're gonna be okay,
all right?

That's a lot of blood.
It's a lot of blood.

You're okay. Look at me.
Look at me. You're okay, okay?

No, Bobby.

Bobby!

Bobby!

Bobby!