Orange Is the New Black (2013–…): Season 5, Episode 1 - Riot FOMO - full transcript

As the standoff at the prison spirals into a full-blown riot, enterprising inmates take advantage of the confusion. Taystee confronts Caputo.

Are you wondering how healthy the food you are eating is? Check it -
I brought some to school once,
and after that,

everyone called me
Tommy the Toad-boy,

even though they were clearly frogs.

My sister Dana always got A's in biology.

I have two sisters.

She told him to shut the fuck up.

Where's a fucking hammer
when you need one?

If you're collecting guards,

there's that one from electrical
hiding out in the front office.