One on One (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript

Hello.
-Come in.

To be more together.

How's your eyesight?

Very good.

How many?

You're here to fix the TV,
not give me an eye exam.

I made bulgur salad,

enjoy.

Let's pretend I'm the
data verification soldier.

If I put my things on the bed,

Mom takes them off



because she usually
gets into bed before me.

You're in the same room?

Yes.

If you attend every class,

you can do this.

Perseverance, attention, the
little homework that I'll give you.

The home what?

Make this a good experience for her,
so she doesn't feel you're on her case.

What do you think of Alon?

He seems very nice.

Do you live alone?
With roommates?

With my boyfriend.

We're getting married.

No way!



Wow, a big wedding?

Yes.

Almost 600 guests.

I can't imagine myself there,

I'm sure I'd get lost.

Hi.

Good morning.

Good morning.
-Morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Good, fine.

How's it going?

Good.

Shall we?

Let's.

Are you sensitive to the sun?

Did I put on a lot?

Kind of, but it's
good, it's important.

Are you a dancer?

No, a gymnast.

I was a floor
gymnast until I was 17.

Then I injured my elbow.

And can you do all the…

handstands, cartwheels?

Yes? Really?
-Yes.

Show me something.

No, I have to warm up first.

Nah, you don't need that.

I'm kidding, of course you do.

How many siblings do you have?

Two.

A brother, Yoni,
and a sister, Shushi.

Shushi lives on a kibbutz,

she married a kibbutznik.

Are you the youngest?
-Yeah.

My brother is seven
years older than me,

my sister is five.

What's your last name?

Mor.

And what did you say
your sister’s name was?

Shushi?

Shushi. I know your sister.

Sharona, right?

Yes, Sharona.

We worked together once.

What?

Where?

At "Beeper", we
did shifts together.

She used to imitate the people
who called to leave messages.

Wow, she's so nice.

Wow.

And she tried to set us up once.

What?

Us?

Impossible. Really? When?

Three or four years ago.

She said she had a cute
brother she wanted me to meet.

She said that?

What?

Wait and what… what happened?

I had just started dating Yoav…

Yoav?

Your future husband?
-Yes.

That's hilarious.

But wait, I want to
ask you questions too.

Then ask.

Do you like the sea?

Very much.

I like it better in
winter than in summer.

Do you have brothers? Sisters?

I had the twin I told you about,

then another set
of twins was born.

Wow.

Yes.

Boys, so sweet.

You know, I'm not
only at the coffee shop,

I teach private lessons as well.

That's great.

What do you teach?

Not grammar or
math, that's for sure.

Subjects that call for a lot of
reading, history, literature, civics,

the Bible.

How many students do you have?

Four.

It's passed on by
word of mouth, I hope.

And what are they like?

The students? Real sweet.

I like them.

There's Dani who's real spoiled,

but he makes me laugh.

He has this Philippine maid
who does everything for him,

that kid hardly leaves his room.

There's Shimi whom
I really like, but…

he makes everything so hard.

His brother committed
a hit and run.

Oh, wow.
-Yes.

He ran over a mother and daughter,
since then Shimi hasn't been the same.

And the boy I told you
about, who's afraid to enlist

and I'm really trying
to help him with that.

To give him confidence, but…

lately he's

managed to convince me that
maybe he’s not cut out for it.

Sounds like it fills you up.

Gives you purpose.

Tell me, let's say

you were their
age, in their class,

do you think you'd
be their friend?

I don't know.

Good question.

I had a math tutor,

it was a nightmare.

Yeah?

Yes.

My dad was always mad at me for…

What?

I don't know, for…

it didn't come easy to me.

Wow.

Wow.

Impressive.

Really.

Wow. I haven't done
that in a long time.

Awesome.

Here are my parents.

Do you want to come meet them?

I don’t think so.

Okay.

Do they come here regularly?

Yes.

They like coming here early.

It's okay.

You know what? I…

I'll come say hello.

Great.

Hey, Mom. -Hey.
-How are you, Dad?

Fine, sweetheart. You?
-Fine.

This is Moti, he
works next to my office.

Hi, nice to meet you.
-Hi.

Where do you work?

At a coffee shop.
-Ah.

And I teach private lessons.

Math?

No, no, humanities.

And is that in demand?

Yes. Not much, but yes.

Maayan, look.

Dad picked them up yesterday.

Nice, right?

Yes.

Here, take one.

Here you go.

Now I see how you
reached 600 guests.

Very nice.

Making actual invitations.
These days people text them…

So, are you back?

Me? You left.

You didn't stop us.

You didn't fight for us.

Yossi, what do you say?

German league or English league?

French league.

English league is hard, you
never know who wins, who loses.

It's really tough.

Do you fill out?

No.

Come in with us,
50-60 shekels each.

Dude, he gets a
teacher's salary…

One time, what's the big deal?

Dude will get addicted.

How about it, Moti?

Paris Saint-Germain
versus Marseilles.

What's the ratio?

Look at that,
"what's the ratio?"

Dude's got it going on.

One twenty-five, low.

I'd go for a
surprise. Marseilles.

Good one. There's NBA too.

Clippers-Lakers.

Under/over - 230.
What do you say?

That's tough.

That's life.

Well?

Under.

All the downers say under.

You're right. Put over.

Over?

Okay, give me the forms.

Are you in?

Is this alright?
-That's fine.

Thanks.

So… what happened?
How come you’re here?

Zipi gave us a pep talk.

She told Asher that his
police record would be erased.

Not a record, a warning.

I see.

And you?
-Me?

I don't need any convincing.

Let me roam during
recess, visit the cafeteria…

Such freedom, right,
Asher? Good times.

Okay, cut it out.

Can we get on
with the lesson, sir?

Yes.

For real, Moti, what'll we do?

We don't have a pre-final grade,

we have this session twice
a week, two hours each time,

a cig here, a cig
there, that's 90 minutes,

one day he's sick, you're sick,

the finals are coming
up, what'll we do?

Hold on, Moti, Moti.

How many chapters
do we have to learn?

Forty-five chapters.

What?

Same as "The
Bride from Istanbul".

Wait, Moti, hold on.

How will we get
through 45 chapters?

We haven't learned one verse…

We haven't finished a whole
chapter, how can we learn it all?

But last time you
left in the middle.

Let's think positive,
let's be realistic.

That's the material.
The chapters, I mean.

And can't we…

dwindle some out?

Can't we cut down half?

Let's say we know half
the material real good.

Dude, let's do
half, 20 chapters.

Yeah, exactly.
-And we'll know them real well.

The best.

I…

I need 45 chapters.

You can come in during
the exam and help us out.

During the final exam? No way.

Exactly!

So do us a solid now.

It's not about doing a solid,

it could mess it all up for you.

Don't worry, we'll deal
with the consequences.

Listen, last time it
was only on 1 Kings.

I say 2 Kings and that's it.

Hi.

Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.

How are you?
-Very well.

How's it going?
-Great, great.

We finished 1 Kings,
now we're doing 2 Kings.

Wow, wonderful!

Right, sir?

That's great.

Okay, carry on, I won't disturb you.
-Thanks, bye.

Bye.

Liverpool-Crystal Palace?

I say Liverpool.

Put it here.

Great, this way I
don't need a cab.

Where is it exactly?

Near City Hall, on the
hill. Come sell with me.

How much do you sell them for?

Mostly ten shekels.

Do you give a receipt?

A receipt for 10 shekels?

I can't today, I have to teach.

Maybe some other time.

How are the lessons going?

Will you manage getting back?

I'll manage.

How are the lessons?
-They're going well.

How did you even get into it?

I don't know.

I was good at those
subjects in high school and…

the hours are flexible,
I feel that I'm helping.

I meet families.

Homes.

Maybe interacting with kids
suits you better than with adults?

I don't know, maybe.

What about Mom's things?

What about them?

She must have left dresses,
dishware, all kinds of things,

they can be sold.

I didn't give it any thought.

I'm sure there are
blankets, bedspreads,

good stuff to sell.
-You have no shame?

What are you talking about?

You know very well
what I'm talking about.

They can be sold, you
won't use those dresses,

you'll throw them
out, am I right?

Even if you are, don't you get
that you don't have the right?

Neither to get them
and nor to ask for them.

It's still fresh for you.
-Yes, it's still fresh for me.

Do you know what
really makes me mad?

That all these years

she couldn't get over you.

Forget it, goodbye.

Good luck.

Okay, X equals…

Five?

Yes.

Yes.

Y equals…

Minus three.
-Minus three?

Chill, it's just a
math exercise.

Hey.

Will you help me in?
-Yes.

Oops, wait.

How are you?
-Fine.

Math.

Ah.
-Yeah.

Avivush, I got into the
disabled vets center.

Cool.

You hear that, bro?

I finally got accepted.

There's a pool, a
new gym, tennis.

There's concerts,

Idan Reichel, how great is that?

Big deal, Idan Reichel.

What's that about?

What?

Your reaction.

I'm sorry if Idan
Reichel is not my thing.

You didn't want me
under your feet, right?

Why are you making
me out to be mean,

and in front of a
virtual stranger?

Stop it, I'm not making
you out to be mean.

And Moti's no stranger.

I said, a virtual stranger.

I thought we'd all be happy,

that it would do
the family good.

It'll do you good,
you'll be happy,

stop turning it into
"we" all the time!

Tell me, what did I do wrong?

I don't get why everything
I do comes out awry.

Whatever.

I'm making dinner, do
you want to eat with us?

No, thanks, I ate.

Warning before an arrest?

Is this the second
time you didn't go in?

The third.

Moti, I'm pretty sure
they have a polygraph,

I don't want to lie.

Itamar,

they don't have a polygraph.

So people can just
say whatever they want?

You can tell some things

and downplay others.

Like…

a first date.

There are some things you
won't tell on a first date, right?

Yes.
-Then do the same at the interview

and the intake soldier will see that
you're smart and funny and serious.

She'll see it, like I did.

That's all.

Well, you're not objective.

That's so not true.

I really think you
are everything I said.

You know, I…

I started to write a
book, not exactly a book,

but I started to
write about a boy

your age, he's like
you, he talks like you

and when I write him
I have you in my head.

Really.

And are you allowed

to do that?

What do you mean?

When you write about
me, isn't that like stealing?

No, it's not…

it's not stealing,
I take little things,

I mean, I'm writing
about myself, you know?

Yes, but don't you
need permission?

Can I write about you too?

About a teacher trying to
help kids and they tell him stuff?

I…

I wanted to ask you.

But…

you have to understand,
it's not you per se,

I'm mainly writing about myself.

You said you have me in
your head, not you in your head.

Itamar, I didn't mean…

If you don't want…

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Is it okay if I read it to you?

The story?
-Yes.

If you're not okay with it,

I won't keep writing it.

Okay.

Yes?

Okay.

"Mom is preparing the meal,

"rice, chicken, soup.

"She packs it up nicely
with plates and cups.

"We go to the park
not far from the house,

"we leave Dad behind
like a stranger in our house

"that we don't talk to
and he doesn't talk to us.

"Mom tells Yoni to take his
rifle, so it's not there with Dad.

"Yoni has had it with us
and with how the house looks.

"He regrets coming home and
not spending the weekend on base.

"I see Dad, his big body,

"when I leave for school
and he's still asleep.

"I look at him and swear
that I'll never tell him

"I love him again.

"Even when he's sick and old,

"I will never say
those words to him.

"But it's hard, because I
remember I loved him so much.

"And thus we walk in the
cold winter with pots of food,

"like gypsies, on
foot, without Dad.

"All the people in
the cars look at me.

"And I cover my
face with a scarf

"so they don't see me anymore."

That's nice.

That's very nice.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Then it's okay with you?

But you'll read it to me
every time so I can approve?

Sure.

Sure.

Then, yes.

How much?

110.

No.
-Yes!

Wow.
-Amazing.

Awesome.
-This morning was crazy.

Really?
-Yup. -Yes?

Yes.

Did you see the
prayer girl this morning?

I didn't notice.

But the place was packed, I
didn't notice everyone who came in…

Yeah.

Send me your roster so
we can work together, okay?

Sure thing.

Great, so I'm off.
-Where to?

The gym.

Fun.
-Real fun.

Say hi from me.

Whomever I stand
next to on the treadmill

always thinks I'm into them.

What's up with that?

Are you like that too?

Are the other treadmills free?

What's the difference?

I mean, they're free and you
choose the one beside him?

I guess.

That says it all, doesn't it?

What?
-That says it all?

What?
-Who talks like that?

Man, you're hilarious.

Moti, where's my
wife's croissant?

Oops.

What?

You burned it.
-I'll put in another one.

This was the last one.

Gimme some powdered
sugar, I'll sprinkle some on.

Don't you know where it is?

No, it's…

I put it behind the mint.

Sorry.

You don't do this with
the customers, got it?

Of course not.
-No.

Put it in a bag.
-Okay.

Here.

Thanks.
-I'm off too.

I'm sorry, Shimon.

Moti, you'll close
up today, yes?

Sure.
-LIFO, last in first out,

by the book, write
down all the spoilage.

No problem.

Bye, I'm out.
-Bye.

Bye, Moti.
-Bye.

How are you?

Are you ready to go?

Sit down a second.

Are you done?

Yes. -Do you know what you
want at the supermarket?

Yes, yes.

Would you like
me to make a list?

No, I remember what I need.

Are you always in such a rush?

No, I just…

I don't know if I'll have time to
come with you next week and…

Have you heard from Yoni?

Yes, they're settling in.

Did you know they
were going away?

Of course.

I don't understand
why he didn't tell me.

You don't understand…?

In any case,

he said it's for a year,
maybe a little more.

They want a change
of atmosphere.

I didn't think he'd
go after Mom, but…

Strange.

You know, he wanted…

he wanted to tell you.

It's just…

he didn't…

know how.

Do you have a coin for
the supermarket cart?

Yes.

I should.

Good, bring the car
around and we'll go.

I'll honk, okay?
-Yes.

"Tea"

"Rice - 1 KG"

"Decaf Coffee"

"Oil"

"Dish soap"