One Tree Hill (2003–2012): Season 9, Episode 12 - Anyone Who Had a Heart - full transcript

Julian finally sells his One Tree Hill series concept to a studio and is hired to complete the script. Clayton and Quinn, who welcomes Sara's memory to, patiently win Logan's trust to become a warm; close family. Chase gets over his confidence crisis as bar manager just before he's offered a chance to buy Tric from Karen on the boat burning day. After Julian scolds father-in-law a useless father and Brooke 'surprises' her divorced parents back in bed, an unexpected business move makes up for a lot.

I think the story
needs to breathe...

the small moments,
the evolving relationships.

I think it works even better
if "an unkindness of ravens"

is serialized.

You know, make it a TV show
instead of a movie.

Isn't that a lot like
"the creek"?

Ah, to some degree, sure,
but it'll have its own voice,

find its own audience.

Besides,
all you people do

is remake everything now,
anyway.

♪ Got your back ♪



Okay, maybe I won't say
that last part.

Good.

What about vampires?

We were hoping for more
of them in the pilot.

We like vampires.

And werewolves.
We like werewolves.

There's not gonna be
any vampires or werewolves

in this show.

I might consider
zombies.

Hmm, and Nathan's meeting
in act 4,

where does that
take place?

They're not gonna
ask me that.

But if they do,
where does it happen?

A conference room.



Hmm.

You might want to go with
something a little sexier.

Like a hot tub.

Wow.

♪ Come on, what you say? ♪

♪ come on, what you say? ♪

This has been
a really great meeting.

Mm-hmm.

♪ The day is long ♪

Can you tell me more
about the stunning,

some might say brilliant,
character of Brooke Davis?

She's pivotal.

Brooke's heart
is so vulnerable,

and that's why
she's so central.

That's why the audience
will root for her.

They'll identify with her...

her mistakes, her victory,
her heartache.

♪ Stop all your worry,
it's all a waste of your time ♪

That's our feeling,
as well.

And Nathan's meeting
in act 4...

where does that
take place?

Uh, a conference room.

♪ There's no use looking back ♪

♪ what's done is done ♪

Or I was thinking
it might be cool

if it was in a hot tub.

♪ Come on, what you say? ♪
nice.

♪ Come on, what you say? ♪

♪ no harm in a little fun ♪

♪ come on, what you say? ♪

♪ come on, what you say? ♪

I feel like
such an idiot!

I actually believed he wanted
things to be different.

Look, your father's very
reliable in his unreliability.

I think we need to start
putting air quotes

around "father"
from now on.

What he did
is unforgivable.

He's misguided, but maybe
you should hear him out.

I mean, if nothing else,

it's always amusing
listening to him, you know,

try to explain himself
when he's twisting in the wind.

Mother, you are the one
who warned me

not to trust him
in the first place.

Yeah.

And, besides, that's what
the burning boat festival

is all about...
getting rid of bad choices

and bad luck
and bad karma.

Since I can't throw Ted
in the boat,

the golf clubs he bought for me
are gonna have to do.

Will you help me
with these?

♪ There's no use looking back ♪

I've always hated golf.

♪ Put it in the past ♪

Welcome, everyone, to the 93rd
annual burning boat festival.

I want to thank the organizers
for asking me to host this year.

It's a great honor to follow
in the footsteps of red legner,

principal Turner,
and coach Whitey Durham.

And now I would like to say
a few words before the boat...

Before the boat... The boat...

♪ the boat is on fire ♪

♪ we don't need no water
t the mother... ♪

All right, well,
it's just a rough draft.

♪ The night is young ♪

Yeah.
You miss daddy and Jamie?

I know. Me too.

Well, they're having
some guy time right now,

so it's just us girls
for right now, okay?

Here. Give me five.
Yeah!

♪ The night is young ♪

Wicked!

Look at this!

Mouth McFadden
stepping on the court,

ladies and gentlemen.

He's a shadow of
his former self,

which in this case
is a damn good thing.

Ah, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

And welcome to the new
and improved Marvin McFadden.

He's been running,
he's been training...

push-ups, sit-ups,
more push-ups.

He's slim. He's trim.

He's...
Completely exhausted.

But you look good,
though.

Hard work pays off.

Guess I'm the fattest guy
in Tree Hill.

Those are abs!
Whoo!

Ah!

Wow.

Hey.
What do you think?

I think someone's nervous
about Logan's first sleepover.

I just want everything
to be perfect.

He's gonna love this.

I mean,
how could he not?

Check it out...
so, I've got a chest over there

for his toys
and his sports equipment.

And this is
his comic-reading corner.

Complete with reading light
and a stack of new comics.

You did a great job,
honey.

You don't think
I forgot anything?

Hmm...

Maybe one thing.

My sisters
always teased me

because I put up my pictures
in the hotel room

when we'd go on
family trips.

But I never really
felt at home

without pictures of people
around me that I loved.

Are you sure?

Of course.

I love you.
You know that?

I was kind of hoping.

Baby, they bought it.

And even more than that,

they understand
what it can be...

a show that's not afraid to be
quiet or heartfelt.

You know, a show
that's romantic and sexy

and makes you feel like
you're not alone.

And let me tell you
something else.

They loved the hot tub.

Ooh-hoo.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

You did it.
Your daddy did it.

I am so proud of you.

Well, thanks,
but maybe you should be

proud of me once
they agree to make the TV script

I haven't finished
writing yet.

They will.
And you will.

Now, when are you
coming home?

I leave tonight.

I was hoping
we could celebrate.

Maybe in the bath tub?

I'll get
an earlier flight.

And, Brooke, thank you.

For what?

For all of it.

For... Inspiring me,
for being patient with me.

For believing in me.

I love you.

It's easy to believe in you,
Julian Baker.

Now come home.

I'm proud of you,
and I love you.

We all do.

Say, "good job, daddy."

No.

What's wrong?

I've got a draft.
It's okay.

I just don't know
if it's working.

How come?

♪ Subway cars filled
with tiny souls ♪

I just feel like
something's missing.

I wish I could have
been there

so I could really understand,
you know?

♪ Saddest faces
you have ever seen ♪

Good talk, Russ.

♪ How can we set
each other free? ♪

Okay.
This will help you.

♪ Turn your inside out ♪

It's my diary...
volume 4, ages 15 to 18.

I used to tell everyone
I didn't keep a diary,

but it's just 'cause
I didn't want anyone to find it.

Whoa.

No.

Just so you know, I have
never been more vulnerable.

So you're not allowed to
tease me or stop loving me,

depending on
what you read in there.

Okay. Thank you.

♪ Gonna be happy ♪

♪ gonna be ha-appy today-a-ay ♪

♪ maybe I'll change the world
that way ♪

♪ maybe I'll change the world
that way ♪

Here you go.
What's that?

Just a boring entry
about me and Peyton...

- Don't do that.
- ...going fishing.

Let me see.

No.
It's irrelevant.

Give that back.

No, it's...
it's boring.

- Spit it out!
- No!

Spit it out!

♪ Gonna be ha-appy today-a-ay ♪

Hey, Haley.
Hi.

- How's Nathan?
- Oh, thanks for asking. He's good.

Well, he's better.

Let's just say there's
gonna be some bad stuff

to throw on the burning boat
this year.

Oh, yeah, I was thinking about
throwing in my discharge letter

from the air force.

That way my dreams of being
a fighter pilot

can go up in real and metaphoric
smoke at the same time.

I'm sorry,
that sounded bad.

It's not a cry for help.

No, I'm really sorry

that everything worked out
the way it did.

At least it was because

you were doing
the right thing, though.

I'm really proud of you
standing up for Chuck.

And you can still be
a commercial pilot, right?

Sure, when I figure out
how to pay for

the rest of my classes.

Which I'm not gonna be
able to do

as long as
I'm a bartender.

I thought you were
a bar manager.

Ah, let's be honest,
Haley.

I'm a bartender
who locks up at night.

♪ Gonna be happy ♪

Well,
I know things are tough,

but if it makes you feel
any better,

this place really wouldn't be
the same without you.

Yeah.

Who else could have invented
the brain blasr?

Totally not a cry for help.
Sorry.

♪ Today-a-ay-a-ay ♪

Hi.
Hi.

Working on your blog?
I was.

Now I'm checking out
my beautiful girlfriend.

Aw.

Marvin...

Have you been happy
on the show lately?

Of course.
I get to work with my girl.

Very good answer.

But, honestly, your blog,
the rivercourt,

all these memories coming up
about Jimmy...

don't you think it means
you miss sports?

I do miss it.
And I miss Jimmy.

But I would never drop the ball
on our show.

Sports analogy.

Even if I wanted to,
how would I do it

without ruining "mouth
and Millie in the morning"?

Because we'd find
a replacement anchor for you.

"We"?

I already talked to Jerry
about you hosting a sports show.

You talked to Jerry
about firing me?

Don't be a dork!

It's what
you love to do.

If you don't want to,

then we'll work together
every day, and I'll love it,

but if you do,

as much as I'll miss
spending my days with you,

I'll love spending
my nights with you.

I love you,
Millicent Huxtable.

Are those abs?

Oh, that's right.

That's a, uh...
a two-pack right there.

Wow.

I can't believe you talked to
Jerry about firing me.

Shut up.

All right.

What do you think,
Logan?

I like it.

It's really,
really cool.

Clay picked out
all those planes himself.

That's an f-35
stealth fighter.

Sure. I know.

Yeah?
Well, check this out.

♪ Bet you if you sink,
you'd swim a little further ♪

♪ and I bet you if you cried,
you'd understand me better ♪

Hey, everything okay,
pal?

I've never been this close to
the ocean before.

Well, you want to go down to
the beach and see it?

Not really.

Does it ever get
any closer?

Uh, well...

The tide rises.

But that's no reason to be
scared of it.

- You know that, right?
- I guess.

My parents don't see me,

and when they do see me,

it's only because
they're angry about something.

My dad golfs, and my mom shops,

and I can't remember the last
time we laughed together...

Or just sat quietly together.

I'd like to just sit with them,
be a family,

hear them say they love me.

♪ I only feel it's missing ♪

♪ and I sail into the light ♪

I see my friends, and they seem
to have real families.

You're never home with
your daughter or your wife!

How can you say that?!

How can you say
I'm never here?!

'Cause you never are!
What kind of husband are you?!

Well, what do you think
I'm trying to do?!

I'm trying to make
a living for you!

- I'm trying to make a living for her!
- Please!

Well, have you ever thought
about how you treat me as a man?

Huh?

Oh! Have you ever thought about
how you treat me as a woman?!

Yeah, if you acted like more of
a woman... if you were a man...

you are so frigid, how can
I actually act like a man?

And maybe everything isn't
as nice as I imagine, but...

Frankly,
because you make me sick!

Oh, I make you sick!
Why would I make you sick?!

Because you are sickening!
Stay out there! Stay out!

I feel like they have more love
around them than I do.

And that's more disappointing
than I have words for.

♪ And I wonder if we ever
find out what we're after ♪

There's this thing called
the burning boat festival

coming up.

We do it every year,

and this year I can tell my mom
wants to throw in my dad

and my dad wants to throw in
my mom.

And me?

I'd be happy to Chuck
the whole thing in.

♪ One little light ♪

Mom?

Oh!

Brooke!
Uh, uh...

I wasn't expecting you.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to go over
some new ideas.

Oh.
Oh, ideas, yeah.

Well, there's no idea like
some new ideas.

What were you thinking?

Oh, were you napping?
I can come back LA...

oh, my God.

That's not nap hair.

That's "my mom
was doing someone

in the middle
of the day" hair.

Don't be so
melodramatic.

Do have sex
from time to time.

I'm sorry.
I-I'll come back.

Where'd you go,
you hot... Oh!

Oh. Hi, cookie.

Oh, my God.

Dad?
Oh, my God!

Oh, my... oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

Oh!

Funny. That's what you were
just saying.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

I'm gonna stab out
my eyes!

- How do you unsee something?!
- What happened?

I just walked in on my
parents... Having sex.

What? I thought your parents
hated each other.

They do!

Oh, my God.
It was foreplay for hate sex.

Oh, gross!
This is a nightmare!

You can't poke
your mind's eye out.

Do they even realize
they've ruined

another company of yours?

Of course not.
Let's recap.

My dad screws me over,
my mom screws me up,

at which point,
they start screwing each other,

and now I give up.

- I don't.
- Well, where are you going?

Your mom asked me
why I gave Ted a free pass.

That's feeling like a pretty
great question right about now.

Make sure you knock.

Ugh!

Huh.

Mnh-mnh.

♪ Heaven is a great idea ♪

♪ when we meet... ♪

Oh, come on!
I-I'm not dating girls.

I don't like them,
I'm not interested in them,

and definitely not twins.

Whatever.

Perfect.

You're scrawny.

♪ And my head's in the sky ♪

♪ living on the earth,
and I don't know why ♪

♪ we take ourselves
so seriously ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

Mouth. Hi.

Kylie. H-hey.

Um, are you coming in for
the co-anchor position?

Yes. Today is my big try-out
audition thingy.

Any advice?

Uh, don't get fat.

Bite your tongue.

I'm sorry.
It was a personal problem.

Hey, um, not to be rude,

but I thought
your visa expired.

Oh, well, you'll find
I'm full of surprises.

For instance,

expanding my dating pool to
homeland security.

Kylie?

That's me. I'm off.

Up the irons.

♪ Heaven is a great idea ♪

Hi. I'm Jerry.
I'm the station manager.

Oh, the handsome ones
are always in charge.

♪ In bulletproof cars ♪

♪ living on the earth,
and my head's in the sky ♪

♪ living on the earth,
and I don't know why ♪

I got you covered,
Logan.

It's gonna be okay.
Trust me.

This from the guy
who wanders around.

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ all right ♪

♪ all on the line ♪

I don't want to.

Oh, that's okay.
We don't have to.

Testing.

Testing. Yeah.

Antwon.

What up,
Haley James Scott?

What's good with you?

Skills,
what are you doing?

Oh, man,
I got these old CDs.

And since Jamie
ain't want them

and the goodwill
won't take them,

I figure, hey,
burning boat.

Yeah,
but it's not a landfill.

I mean, it's supposed to be for
people with real problems.

I got real problems.
Nobody will take these.

Yeah, but it's not about
bad music.

It's about bad choices.

Oh, don't tell me
about bad choices,

'cause I got a Lindsay Lohan
album going on in here.

All right, well,
if not for any other reason

than to just save the ozone
the plastic fumes,

I'll take them to
my place... Again.

Oh, now we're talking.

Wow.
I'm actually impressed.

It looks like you've kept
every CD you ever bought.

Skills!

Yeah, peace out.

No, no.
Don't worry about me.

I'll just take them
to the car myself.

Thanks, girl.

It's all good.

Julian.

Would you like
some coffee?

No, I wouldn't.

I came here to tell you

that how you've treated Brooke
is unacceptable.

I see.

As her husband
and the father of her kids,

I'm not gonna let anyone...
not even her father...

put her in a corner.

And just because I referenced
"dirty dancing"

doesn't mean
I'm not serious right now.

Are you sure you don't want
some coffee?

No coffee.
I don't want coffee.

What I want is for you
to wake up

and fix things
with your daughter.

She gave you
your 3,000th chance

to be a decent dad,
and you blew it again.

Anything else?

Yeah. One thing.

What kind of guy tells
his 15-year-old daughter

who's about to go to a dance

that her dress
makes her look thick?

If you want to know the answer,
it rhymes with "thick."

It's dick, Ted.

You're a dick.

You should be ashamed
of yourself.

Some write novels.
Some play in the NBA.

Then there's the kind of person
that works crappy hours

while listening to people whine
and then cleans up after them.

Guess which one I am.

The kind who talks
too much?

This place sucks.

This place is cool.

Totally.

You... not so much.
Yeah.

Open your eyes, scrawny.

Logan? What are you
doing up, buddy?

The ocean's
getting closer.

I promise you the ocean
won't swallow you up.

Come here, bud.

♪ Morning air,
it hit me like ♪

Well, you know you can
always come get us

if you can't sleep,
right?

Yeah.
♪ I woke up this morning ♪

Do you miss your
grandparents' house?

I guess.

Is that the only place
you can sleep?

I like to sleep there.

And, well, camping.

♪ You got me
where you want me ♪

All right. You good?

Good.

Grandma and grandpa says
that my mom watches over me

while I'm asleep

to make sure nothing bad
happens to me.

Yeah, well,
they're right about that.

Now me and Quinn are gonna
watch over you, too.

Okay.

It's kind of dark.
Do you want a night-light?

I can just use
my power ring.

Nice. Keeping it real
with the D.C.

All right, sleep tight.
We'll be right here.

♪ Just where I've been ♪

♪ and now I realize ♪

Where did the cat go?

♪ That I'm a broken man ♪

♪ A million little pieces
you held right in your hand ♪

♪ you got me where you want me ♪

♪ had me all along ♪

Well, if it isn't
the parents of the year.

I knew we'd get an insult.
I just thought it would be wittier.

Are you kidding?!
I'm lucky in put a sentence together.

I have posttraumatic
stress disorder

from catching you two
doing it.

That's better.

Brooke,
I am very sorry

how I handled things
with Baker man.

You should be.

But you don't know
all the facts yet.

Oh,
I do know the facts.

If you remember,

you had the housekeeper explain
them to me when I was 11.

Well, Esmeralda always had
a very gentle way about her.

Brooke, you might not like
what we did,

but we're your parents,

and I think you should give us
a chance to explain.

Your father came to me

right when you kicked him
out of the house.

And for once, he was
genuinely remorseful.

In fact, I could almost see
a glimpse of

the selfless and caring man
I once knew.

And it turned me on.

Anyway, after we...
oh, my God.

It's worse than hate sex.

It was pity sex.

After we talked,

we both decided that Ted
should not sell the company.

What?
Baker man.

It's a good idea,
and it's yours.

So we bought out
the investors.

One more time. What?

I want to run the company
with you and your mother...

the three of us.

But either way,
it's your company.

♪ Got me where you want me ♪

Wh...

why?

'Cause that's what
our daughter wished for.

♪ You had me all along ♪

If you want to discuss it
further,

your mother and I will be
at the burning boat festival.

We have a date.

♪ I've learned
the hard way now ♪

And Julian...

♪ There's no easy way
out of the storm ♪

... I-I'm really happy that my
daughter has you in her life.

Thank you.

♪ Save me, I'm falling ♪

Oh.

Ew.

What just happened?

I think you just got
your company back.

Yeah.

Who were those people?

Those were your parents.

It's good to meet them.

♪ Out of the storm ♪
oh! Stop!

I brought you a croissant
from Karen's.

Oh, you're the best. Thank you.
That's perfect timing.

I'm starving.

How's the speech coming?

Um, not bad.

It helps being out here.

You know, this is
the exact bench that I sat on

with Lucas our junior year,
watching the burning boat.

Really?
Yeah.

God, things were
so different then.

I was so different.

I remember lying to Lucas that
night about tutoring Nathan.

I always thought you were
an underrated troublemaker.

Uh, anything I learned,
I learned from the master,

by the way.

Thank you.
Just passing down my wisdom.

How's Nate?

He is so good.

He went camping
with Jamie.

You're amazing.
He was gone so long.

I don't think I could let him
out of my sight.

I know, but he wasn't
just gone from me.

He was gone from Jamie.

Especially after Dan's funeral,
I just think he...

I think Jamie needed him
more than I do right now.

Yeah.

I am jealous of
that little boy

for having such incredible
parents.

I take it things
aren't going very well

with your mom and dad.

Actually, they're going
strangely well.

Yeah?

I want to give them
another chance.

But every time I do,
they make me feel like a fool.

Well,
you're not a fool.

You're...

listen, my mom used to say
love means giving chances

when there's no more chances
left to give.

Hmm.

I know that wears better

as the title of
a country-Western song

than it does a piece of
life wisdom,

but I think
she was right.

Thanks.

♪ Are we really
who we used to be? ♪

♪ am I really who I was? ♪

Two minutes!

I think I might be
freaking out a bit.

I am. I'm definitely
freaking out a bit.

You're gonna be fine,
Kylie.

Do you reckon there's time
to go to the Loo?

Only if you go
in your pants.

That was a joke.
Oh.

We're on in 5, 4, 3...

Just say "wanker"
or "crumpets"...

you know,
that funny stuff you say.

Welcome to "Millie
and Kylie in the morning."

I'm your host,
Millicent Huxtable,

and this morning,
I'm welcoming a new co-host.

Hi, Kylie.

Tell us a little bit
about yourself.

Wanker.

It's good.

It's really, really good.

I didn't think you could get
any sexier, Mr. Baker.

But wow.

My favorite part is
the addition of

the Julian character
to Tree Hill high.

I thought maybe
it was too much.

No.

I wish you'd been there
for real.

My life would have been
so much better.

And I really like the way
you're writing Brooke.

Well, I guess
I haven't told you this,

but I kind of like
that character.

Do you think
the audience will?

She's kind of a hot mess.

Considering how
she always gets up

no matter how many times
she's knocked down,

it's a pretty safe bet.

Thanks.

Do you think Julian making
the winning shot was too much?

No, I loved it.

I want to tell the story...
your story.

I want to do it justice.

You will.

When does
the network decide?

Any time now.

Well, the boys are asleep
for another 45 minutes.

So why don't I help
distract you?

♪ I'm moving to America ♪

♪ moving to America ♪

Check it out.

Can you believe this?

It's Tric's
10th anniversary.

No way.

That's so cool.

This place deserves
a 10-year-anniversary concert.

Yes, it does.

I thought you were down
on the bar.

What changed?

I gave it some thought,
and it's not so bad.

Tric's always been there for me,
you know?

No matter what.

Heck, I even had one of

the best thanksgivings
of my life here.

Just me and this place

and a Turkey-and-stuffing
cocktail.

Gross.

I always come back here.
It's my home.

Plus,
at the end of the day,

this place...
It's pretty cool.

Yeah. You're right.
This place is cool.

Now, I can't take credit for it.
I was visited by angels.

Snotty, sarcastic,
identical-twin angels.

But still...

♪ Moving to America ♪

No, really.

♪ Moving to America ♪

You know, Logan,
I was scared of the ocean, too.

You were?

Yeah, the ocean represented,
you know,

things that I couldn't face,
the unknown.

But once I started to
get into the water,

some of those fears
just disappeared.

I don't think that's it.

What do
you think it is?

Sharks, jellyfish,
sea monsters.

Oh.

Well, what do you say

you come in the water
just this once,

and we'll go get ice cream.

Okay!

Oh.

Nice!
Aah! Come on!

All right, buddy!

Look at him!
Look at him!

Show him!

Hi, dad!

Ta-da!

♪ The hottest days
in the summer ♪

Come on!

♪ Have brought us here
together ♪

♪ you know it's true ♪

That's awesome!

She's not that bad.

Look,
once she stopped swearing,

she seemed to hold
her own pretty well.

Jerry, we all want her to work
for all of our sakes,

but she almost passed out
on the air twice.

And she took a phone call
from her mom on the air.

Look, all we're saying is
maybe you should be looking for

a replacement anchor
in case she doesn't work out.

Maybe somebody who didn't
flirt with you to get the job.

Now, that is outrageras.

All right, I'm offended.

Jer bear?

Can I have a new makeup girl?
Mine smells of carrots.

I'll see what I can do.

Thanks, baby.
Oh.

I'll see you tonight?

Mm-hmm.
Okay. Bye.

Bye.

You were saying,
jer bear?

All right,
it is completely innocent.

But I like the attention.

Jerry, don't you want to
be with someone

who likes you for you?

Have you seen me?
Have you seen her?

Look, people who like me for me
look too much like me.

Fine.

You two want to find
a replacement anchor,

be my guest.

Skills. Skills.

Hi, husband.

Hi, wife.

So, what did you
want to show me?

Come here.

I got the sets
all figured out.

This is
Peyton's bedroom.

This is the school
hallway.

Okay.

And back here is
Whitey's office.

And this is where
Brooke and Julian

film their sex tape.

Oh.

The one and only sex tape
she ever makes.

Yeah?

I'm ready to tell
this story.

I hope they like
the script.

They did.

I just got the call
from my agents.

We start casting
next week.

♪ Brand-new life ♪

Ah! Ha!

♪ For you and I ♪

♪ I see hope
in the distant blue sky ♪

It'll work.

If it doesn't,
I'll step in as co-anchor,

but it'll work.

Oh, it's gonna work.
Here I come, Tree Hill.

This is the time,
and this is the place,

and I'm about to kill it
like a nasty-ass honey badger.

And we're live in 5, 4...

He'll be great.

Welcome to
a special segment

of "mouth and Millie
in the morning."

Well,
"Millie in the morning."

Just not in the morning.

Anyway,
here with me today

is my new co-anchor,
skills Taylor.

How's it going, skills?

Wanker.

No, I'm just playing.
What's up, Tree Hill?

It's mills and skills,

and we here all night
and all morning,

and we about to burn
this boat down

like Detroit after
the championship.

But first, let's check in with
our new traffic chick, Kylie.

It's bloody trafficky,
Tree Hill.

Dude.

I'm weak.

Holy...
Chuck!

Huh. Hey, chase.

You got some stuff
for the burning boat?

Yeah, I was thinking
about burning some of the stuff

my dad left.

Just thinking about it?

Well, part of me wants to
keep it, I guess.

You think that's wrong?

Not at all.
You can always hang on to them.

There's next year's
burning boat, right?

Cool. Good idea.

I brought some action figures
and fireworks,

just in case
I change my mind.

No way I'm letting a burning
boat festival go to waste.

Go for it.

♪ 'Cause everything
is brilliant ♪

Here.
Oh, thanks.

♪ Everything is brilliant ♪

I'm sorry it was so hard
for you, Brooke.

You didn't deserve it.

Well, no one does,

but it all worked out
in the end.

I have you,
and we have the boys,

and I wouldn't trade that
for anything.

♪ Everything is brilliant ♪

Hmm.

♪ Everything is brilliant ♪

I'm reminded lately
that I'm still the little girl

in this diary.

And part of me
always will be

but since
I shared it with you,

I think I like
your version better

♪ our roots grow wild ♪

♪ our roots grow deep forever ♪

♪ and like a tree,
we'll shed our leaves ♪

♪ until
everything is brilliant ♪

You know,

you were brave for going
into the ocean, Logan.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm proud of you, too,
buddy.

♪ Everything is brilliant ♪

♪ everything is brilliant ♪

♪ everything is brilliant ♪

♪ and nothing hurt ♪

♪ everything is brilliant ♪

♪ everything is brilliant ♪

♪ everything is brilliant ♪

Good evening,
and welcome, everyone.

Well, we all have things
that we regret,

and we all have things
for which we are remorseful.

The burning boat festival
is our city's

time-honored tradition
of letting go

and giving yourself
a second chance.

I think we all need those
from time to time, right?

So I say we take
all those failures and let-downs

and burdens,
and let's torch them!

What do you think?

♪ Tell me a story,
tell me the violence ♪

All right!

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ and were there noises? ♪

♪ and were there sirens? ♪

♪ it'll be okay ♪

♪ and I'll make it right ♪

♪ 'cause I know what's coming ♪

♪ and I know why ♪

♪ because tonight is far too
perfect for your pain ♪

♪ because the secrets ♪

♪ that you told ♪

♪ to me ♪

♪ I'll take your place
when the world ends ♪

♪ and you take mine ♪

♪ I'll break us
out of this jail ♪

Thank you so much,
Millie.

You're so patient
and loving.

Gave me something
I didn't even know I needed.

♪ I want you to be free ♪

I love you.

I love you, too.

I'm so happy
you're happy.

♪ Free like you make me ♪

♪ what were the feelings there
in the silence? ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ and were you safe,
or was it defiance? ♪

Hey.

Hey.

How's it going, buddy?

Fine.

Yeah, in fact,
I feel pretty good.

Think things
are gonna work out.

Yeah,
I think they are, too.

What would you say
if I told you that

Tric could be all yours?

I talked to Karen.

And she's willing to
sell you the bar.

Wow. That...
that sounds incredible.

But can I pay for it
in magic beans?

I'm broke, Haley.

Yeah. I've got an idea
about that, too.

♪ That you told ♪

To me ♪

♪ I'll take your place ♪

Thank you for everything
you've done for me.

♪ And you take mine ♪

Thank you for
sleeping in a tent

and for going in
the ocean.

Whatever happened to
immensity?

Immensity's not so scary

when I have our family
to help me face it.

"Our family."

I like the way
that sounds.

I love you so much,
Quinn.

And I love you.

We should get married.

Want to?

What?

I haven't gotten you
a ring yet.

I'm sorry,
but I want to marry you.

I love you.

Clutch move, kid.

♪ And I understand your way ♪

♪ please, darling,
don't you ever change ♪

Marry me,
Quinn James.

Yes,
of course I will.

♪ And I'm understanding
that you're for me ♪

♪ I'll take your place
when the world ends ♪

♪ and you take mine ♪

♪ I'll break us out of this jail
and get you high ♪

♪ 'cause when it all ends ♪

♪ I want you to be free ♪

♪ free like you make me ♪

This is chance
number 3,001.

Please don't let me down.

♪ Free like you make me ♪

We won't.

Now get over here.

♪ Free like you make me ♪

♪ free like you make me ♪

So glad you're here.

♪ Free like you make me ♪

♪ free like you make me ♪

I can't remember the last time
we laughed together...

Or just sat quietly together.

I'd like to just sit with them,
be a family...

♪ Free like you make me ♪

♪ free like you make me ♪