One Tree Hill (2003–2012): Season 9, Episode 1 - Know This, We've Noticed - full transcript

Someday, after mastering
the winds, the waves,

the tides and gravity,

we will harness for God
the energies of love.

And then for the second time
in the history of the world,

man will have discovered fire.

♪ Where's my head?

If you can,
leave the killing to me.

I'm already on the list.

Chris Keller
doesn't like this.

Let's go.

Clay, listen to me!



I told you
I don't want your help.

Can't you see
that you're in trouble?

We need to
figure this out!

I told you to go!

I don't need you here,
Quinn!

You don't mean that.

You're right.

It's not that
I don't need you here...

it's that I don't
want you here!

Get out!

♪ But it keeps on coming

♪ and I just stop

♪ but it keeps coming

♪ and I stop



♪ but it keeps on coming

♪ and I just stand still

♪ so I stop running

♪ but it keeps on coming

♪ and I just stand still...

Is that all you got?

Julian.
Julian, can you get him?

Hey...

babe?

Jude again?

Davis.

He's been sleeping so well.

I think they tag off.

That way, they both get
their rest, unlike us.

It'll get better.

We said that months ago.

Seriously,
I say we go with plan "B"...

we find a really nice mansion
and leave them on the porch.

After that, we sleep,
we go to movies,

we go to restaurants,

and we never speak
of this again.

I'll take him.

Oh, what have you got to be
so grumpy about?

Hmm

-I got to sleep.
-Okay.

Every night, every hour,

you're driving around
in the car,

I'm walking around
like a zombie.

People say
it gets better?

People lie.

You're stressing out
about the sound stage?

Yeah.

It's gonna work out,
right?

It's gonna work out.

It has to.

It will.

And then
we'll see movies...

and maybe even sleep.

I promise.

See?

Yeah...

I got it.

Plan "C"...
we take them to an orphanage.

They're cute.
Somebody will take them.

Somebody would.
Somebody would take you.

♪ I'm all eager

hi, honey.

♪ To get started

I woke you up.
I'm sorry.

I thought you'd be up
with Lydia.

No. No, she's not doing
that 5:00 a.M. Thing anymore,

which her daddy would know
if he was ever here.

All right,
you know what?

This is all just a bad dream,
Haley James.

Go back to bed.

Don't you dare.

I miss you.

Not as much as I miss you.

But soon I will be home,
Clay will go to Europe,

and we can all be
a family again.

It's better
when you're here.

Yeah. It is.

Okay.
You go back to bed.

I'll call you
when the sun's up.

That's like 10 minutes from now.

10 minutes,
I'll call you back.

You better not.

I love you, Nathan Scott.

I love you, too, angel.
Sweet dreams.

♪ pay your pay, night and day

♪ I'm on a loose train now

♪ I'm on a loose train now

People say hell is endless.

They say
it's our worst nightmare,

the face of our darkness.

But whatever it is,
however it is,

I say hell is empty...

♪ Sky

and all the devils are here.

Hello?

♪ Traffic light

♪ flashing "caution"

♪ until the day

Oh, my God,
what is that?

Smoke alarm.

Mm. Stop, drop,
and roll.

Why'd you do that?

What?

Put the clock
all the way over there.

Because we have a big shipment
coming in at tric,

and my girlfriend's so hot
that if I don't,

I won't get up.

Mmm.

Are you sure
you have to go?

You're the devil.
You know that?

You love it.

What the hell

Go to work,

my sexy fighter pilot/
bar manager.

Tonight,
you and me, this bed...

we'll do some things.

Mmm.

I hope so,

especially since I'm gonna
tease you all day long.

Oh, be careful, dupré.

I might tease back.

♪ Traffic light

I like waking up to you.

I like waking up to you.

♪ Until the day

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

♪ Ah ah

You have to see someone.

A lot of people sleepwalk.

Around their bedroom,
and then they get back into bed.

They don't get dressed,
grab their phone,

and go sleep in a park.

If it happens again,
I'll go.

"Again"?

Clay, the first time,
I found you out by the pool,

where you could have
sleep-drowned,

then out on the beach,
and now in a park a mile away.

I know.

But I feel like
I'm gonna be fine.

I promise.

Just no doctors, okay?

Not yet.

Hi.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, Brooke!

I love that.

Hey. So,
you getting any sleep?

Nope. It's terrible.

-No, you got to let them cry it out.
-I can't!

They team up on me

with their wonder-twin
powers of cuteness,

and it's like I get
a double dose of guilt.

How do you do it?

Um,
iPod and a glass of wine.

I just feel bad for Julian.

He's so exhausted

and stressed out
about the sound stage.

He signs the papers today.

That's exciting.

I know, but he's freaked out
about the loans.

It's a lot of money.

Yeah, well,
iPod and a glass of wine.

All right,
I'm gonna go meet the guy

that's gonna run
red bedroom.

Run red, run red.

I need to sleep.

Yes.
Yeah.

Oh, hey, um,
when I got here this morning,

the front door
was wide open.

What?
Everything was fine,
What?
Everything was fine,

but just try
and, like, make sure

you lock up tight
when you leave.

Okay. See you.
Good luck.

Bye, Lydia!

Bye, baby.

Mwah! I love you!

Bye, Quinny.
Love ya.

Bye, Clay.

iPod and a glass of wine.

Bye, everyone!

Bye, Haley!

Love that!

Hello?

Well, well.

Nope. No.

All right, you sound like
the last four girls I asked out.

What are you trying
to pull off, Chris?

-You still sound like the last...
-What?

You hired me
to run the label.

Okay, Chris Keller
was using a fake name,

but...
you look hot, by the way.

You are not
running the label.

Okay, okay, you don't look
hot...Even though you do.

Look... the point is,

you liked the guy
in the e-mails.

Yeah, I liked the guy
in the e-mails.

The guy in the e-mails
was Harry Johnson.

I liked Harry Johnson.

"Harry Johnson"...
that's nice.

Nice to see you've grown up
over the years, Chris.

Come on!
That's funny.

Look... just...
just give me a chance.

Besides, the parent company
already signed off on me,

and they're kind of
your boss, so...

So,
I'm gonna talk to them.

And this little arrangement
is temporary.

Don't get too comfortable.

Liar!

This is gonna be great!

Did I mention
you look hot?

Stupid, lying, arrogant,
third-person-talking jerk!

Hey.

"Harry Johnson."

"Harry Johnson"?

Whew.

Hey.

Dude. Wake up.

We are awake
during the day.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.
You get a job,

you go to work,
and you can sleep at night.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, look who's upset
when he doesn't get to sleep.

Join the club.

There they are.

My handsome men.
Yes, you are.

Oh,
you're just fabulous.

Hi, mom.

Oh, you're just fabulous.

You're the fabulous
baker boys!

Yes, you are!

Ooh, yeah.
Let me hold you.

Okay.

These outfits are adorable,
Brooke!

Thank you.

I made them,
which brings me to this.

I have an idea
for a new line.

Oh, but you already
had baby Brooke.

Yes,
I did have baby Brooke.

But thanks to you,
I no longer have it,

or any of my wealth.

Yeah. Thank you, Victoria

and Millie the crackhead,
yes, yes.

You love me so much.

And besides, that was for girls.

This would be for boys,
and we'd call it...

Should we tell grandma
what it's called?

Should we say "paddy cake,
paddy cake, baker man"?

A line of designer duds
for your little man...Or men.

We could start over, mom.

What do you think?

Yeah. We will, honey.

It's just that, you know,

the way that
the men's line struggled

and with the economy
the way it is...

Yeah. It's okay.
It was just an idea.

No, but we'll find it,
sweetie.

Now, do you need help
with the christening tomorrow?

No. We'll just meet
at the church.

By the way,
I invited daddy.

Why on earth
would you do that?

Because I asked him
to be a godparent.

Your father?

Does he even know
you have children?

He said he would.

Well, he said
he'd be at your wedding.

He lies.

Whatever makes you think
he'll change?

You did.

They're his grandchildren,
too, mom.

He should know them.

Hey.

Hi.

Pretty good, huh?

What? I-I can't hear you
over this crappy song.
What? I-I can't hear you
over this crappy song.

Don't call
my song crappy.

It's the truth.

Well, actually,
the song is good,

and you're good, but this
production's all wrong.

Where's the slide guitar

It's an acoustic track.

It's crappy.

You're crappy.

Look... if you want someone
to tell you how great you are,

go talk to your boyfriend.

Okay. Chris Keller
was hoping you'd say,

"I don't have a boyfriend,"

but that doesn't really matter,
does it?

What's that
supposed to mean?

It means you're an actress.

What's that
supposed to mean?

It means you're used
to being treated special.

It means you need constant
praise and positive feedback.

It means you stand there
with your arms crossed,

staring at me
with this really sexy pout

when you have to hear
that this version

of your probably not-bad song
is crappy.

It's unbelievable
how much I hate you.

Nice.

See, in the movies,
this is sexual tension.

We argue first,

and then slowly you start
to like Chris Keller,

and then we do it.

We can skip the "slowly" part
if you want to.

I hate you.

I hate you!

The song's crappy!

That ass is not.

Stupid, lying, arrogant,
third-person-talking jerk!

Hey.

Should I put
my pants back on?

Remember when you were
a little kid

and it was impossible
for your parents

to get you to go to bed?

Now I can't wait to sleep.

It's probably because
you've been walking around

like a zombie every night
and your body's exhausted.

Not every night.

Not tonight.
You'll see.

You staying up?

I'm just gonna finish
this article.

-All right. Night, babe.
-Night.

♪ but you were hiding

♪ that lay dead on the ground

♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ooh, ohh,

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

♪ but you were hiding

♪ but you were hiding

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

you scared the hell
out of me.

I'm sorry.
You okay?

Yeah. I just don't know why
we bought such a big house.

It's really spooky
when you're not here.

Like spooky for a reason,

or "you watched a scary movie"
spooky?

They're both spooky, okay?

Besides, it isn't fair

when you're supposed to have
a big, strong husband

that should be here,

and I sleep better knowing
that your side of the bed

is closer to the door

because if somebody
breaks in, they...

they're probably gonna
get to you first,

and then I can run, okay?

You say the sweetest things
to me, Haley James.

I just miss you.
I want you to come home.

I feel spoiled
when you're here.

Well,
prepare to be spoiled

because I'm gonna be home
tomorrow night...

or the next day,
depending on these flights.

Really?
That just made my heart race.
Really?
That just made my heart race.

Mine too.

Now, you take that feeling,
and you go back to bed, okay?

I'll be home
before you know it.

Okay. I can't wait.

I love you, Nathan.

I love you, too.

Sweet dreams.

Okay.

♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

They like it when I drive.

So I drive.

It's funny.

I grew up in Tree Hill.

I've spent
most of my life here.

But it wasn't until my sons
were born and couldn't sleep

that I really got to know
this place.

That used to be my view
of Tree Hill at 2:00 a.M.

Aah!

Well, my partial view.

Now this is my view.

♪ I'm not hating on Africa...

We drive the same streets
I drove in High School

and listen to the same music...
at least, when we can agree.

Sometimes we try the '80s,

sometimes classic rock.

"Explosions in the sky"
works for all of us.

2:00 a.M., 3:00 a.M., 4:00.

We drive and we think...

And we fuss a bit.

Sometimes we eat.

Well, I eat.

I guess some people
might let it wear on them,

the lack of sleep.

But I don't mind it, really.

I like Tree Hill like this.

I like my car like this.

Warm...

Safe...

Loved.

It's what I wished for.

Mostly.

They're buying boys
in China.

I got it.

♪ I was born in a loving home

How my life turned out...

in a good way.

It doesn't mean
there haven't been hardships.

There have been.

But I'm here, and here is good.

♪ ...broken home

hey.

Hi.

Did you sleep?

Not really, but I'm okay.

Quinn...

I'm still here.

I told you
it's gonna be okay,

but you can't do this
every night.

I'm going to,
because I'm worried about you.

Okay.
Did you stay up all night?

That's mine.

Okay.

We'll go see a doctor.

Today?

Today.

Thank God.

I spent so much money
shopping online last night.

I bought you
leather pants.

You have to
wear them for me,

shirtless,
and let me take photos of you.

Mm.

Uh, yeah,
only if I can grow a mustache,

and you have to
call me Sergio.

No, Clay, you have to!

Who's Clay?

Sergio.

Is better.

And how many times
has this happened?

Three times
that I know of.

I mean, where I completely
left the house.

I don't remember
anything.

I just go to bed,
and I wake up someplace else.

He also goes by the name
Sergio sometimes.

She's joking.

And what else is going on
with you,

besides going by
a Latin alias?

Just working, you know?

And that gets me
a little bit stressed out,

but otherwise,
nothing much.

Other than getting shot,
you mean.

Well, I'd like to run
some neurological tests,

and I'm going to write you
a prescription

for something that
might help you sleep.

Great.

I'll have
what she's having.

We could always make Nathan
their godfather.

He'll be here.

Or maybe Jamie.

He'll be here.

He'll be here.

Well,

I've called the golf courses,
the bars, and the strip clubs.

I don't think
your father's in town.

Nathan would be great.

I'm sorry, Brooke.

I wish your dad
could have been here.

I wish Nathan
could have been here.

Well, let's look
on the bright side...

if Nathan's here one day
out of the next 10 years,

he'll be doing better
than Ted.

And you wonder why
Haley's the godmother.

Okay.

Come on.

Um, Victoria,
could you hold her for me?

Of course.

Hi.

This is Haley.

She is one of
the godparents.

And, um, the other one
isn't here...

Yet.

Maybe if we could
just wait a few...

Sorry to interrupt.

I'm looking for the casino.

Daddy!

Wow, it's like
seeing a bigfoot.

Trust me...
his feet aren't that big.

Daddy, this is my friend, Haley.

Hi, Haley.

It's nice
to finally put a face

with all
the wonderful stories.

Oh, you too.

And this is Jude and Davis.

Well, now.

Julian, your boys have
their mother's good looks.

Yes, they do.
Good to see you, Mr. Davis.

Come to your grandpa.

You know, Vicky,

you should have
that cough checked.

It could be serious
at your age.

Shall we begin?

Mm-hmm.

Hello, padre.
Ted Davis. Pleasure.

You shouldn't tease
the tiger!

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Don't eat me up first,
tiger.

Mmm. Maybe do.

I do like
waking up to you.

Me too.

I'm sorry
about last night.

It's okay.

I don't have any plans
right now.

Do you?

Just the devilish ones
I have for you.

Mmm.

He said my song
was crappy.

Stop it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Mmm. Yum.

It was an acoustic track.

-People like acoustic tracks.
-Alex.

He was just so mean
about it.

Which track was it?

"What I love
about your love."

Really?

Acoustic, huh?

Damn it, he's right.

♪ but wh...

stop telling my girlfriend
her song's crappy!

You hear me?

I had an amazing sex life
until you showed up,

you peacock-looking dork!

♪ One thing's for sure

♪ it'll sure be fun

This is Julian.

Okay.

What kind of bad news?

Okay. Well,
is there anything I can do?

Oh, she's just
beautiful, Haley.

Those big eyes.

Her daddy's gonna be busy
protecting the castle.

Yes, he is.

Well, well.

The old gray mare.

She ain't
what she used to be.

Imagine that...
Robert Theodore Davis

in a church,
and it's still standing.

Not for long.

Uh, could you hold her
for a minute, Victoria?

Oh, I thought
you'd never ask.

How was prison, Vicky?

A lot like
living with you, Ted.

Mm.

Except the sex
was better.

Oh. I'll bet.
You finally got to be the man.

Someone has to be.

Yeah.

Well, I'm assuming
this is not a coincidence.

Hi, Haley.

She's...
she's beautiful.

What are you doing here,
Dan?

I called the house
looking for Nathan.

He's out of town.

Yeah, I talked to Jamie.

He said you were here.

Okay.

I had a fire at the diner.

I lost everything.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I had a little place
in the back, you know,

where I lived...
it was my home.

I'm not proud of this,
Haley.

How much
do you need, Dan?

I don't want your money.

I'll get back on my feet.
I was just hoping...

I just thought
maybe you could put me up

for a couple of days,

just until
I can sort things out.

I, uh,
can't get ahold of Nathan,

and even if I could,
I really don't think that...

I know what I've done,
Haley.

I know how Nathan
feels about me.

So you have to know
that I wouldn't be here

unless I had
no other place to go.

♪ So no mistakes

♪ you can be careful...

Do you know
what it's like

to have a beautiful
granddaughter

and have no expectations
of holding her...

Or to accept the fact

that you'll never be a part
of your son's family?

Either son.

I know what I've done.

I know what I created.

I just need a little help.

Please.

♪ and I'll be the reckless one

Did you just throw your shoe
at me?

I'm gonna throw
more than that at you.

You know, there's a way to give
constructive criticism,

and if you just think
that you can just come in here

and just, you know,
be just some big jerk...

You finished?
No!
You finished?
No!

You have a lot of nerve

to just waltz in here
and tell me that my song's bad

when actually...

Now?

No, and quit lifting
your finger

off the "talkback" button,
you jerk.

I know what you're doing.

How'd you do that?

Recorded all
the instrumental parts.

I just isolated your vocal
and then pasted it in.

Well, when?

Last night.
By yourself?

Chris Keller likes jamming
with Chris Keller.

That way,
he works with the best.

Next time, ask me first.

It's my song.
I could sue you.

Other than that...

It's good.

It was already good.
It was just recorded crap...

it just needed
to be produced better.

Now, you want to go in there
and re-record the vocal,

or do I need
to do that, too?

I'll do it.

Good. Hurry it up.

Chris Keller's
got moves to make.

And put
your shoe back on.

It smells like feet
in here now.

It does not!

Okay, the guest room
is all made up.

Thank you, Haley.

It's just for a night
or two.

You're gonna have to make
other arrangements.

Of course.

Have you spoken
to Nathan yet?

No, I haven't,
but I will.

And if he says you have to go,
you're gonna have to go.

I understand.

Mom?

Hi, Jamie.

Grandpa Dan!

Hey, buddy.

Oh, I missed you.

What?

You were pretty badass
last night, keeping me safe.

I got to watch out
for my man.

Yeah, well,
your man loves you for it.

But you got to get
a good night's sleep.

Did you take your pills?

I took my pills.

Do you feel okay?

I feel fine.

I'm right here.

I love you,
and I'm not going anywhere.

So go on and close
those pretty eyes.

It's my turn
to watch you sleep tonight.

♪ I hear the train all night

♪ a subtle lapse

your mom
really hates your dad.

I know.

It's been like that
as long as I can remember.

Ugh.

I showed her my ideas
for baker man.

She wasn't into it.

Oh. Sorry, baby.

So, I didn't tell you this

because I didn't want to spoil
the whole day,

but the movie that was going
to rent our stage fell through.

They called when we were
at the church.

Is there any chance
that could change?

Usually not.

So now I have
all this equipment,

a huge loan,
and an empty sound stage.

What are we gonna do?

Well, first
I'm gonna rock your world.

Oh.

And then
we're gonna get some sleep.

And tomorrow I'm gonna go
to work and figure it out.

Oh, my God.

Right on schedule.

Mm-hmm.

See you in the morning.
You want me to come?

No.

You have a studio to run.

Get some sleep.
I love you.

Be careful.
I love you, too, baby.

♪ I got wise and I got old

Well, well,

it's the Haley James
late-night booty call.

"Haley James Scott,"
and it really isn't.

What are you doing here
so late?

Just, uh,
getting caught up,

trying to figure out how best
to run this label...

if you let me, that is.

Mm. Well, Alex did say

that you helped her
in your own offensive way.

Alex said
I helped her, huh?

Look... just because
I tell the truth

and just because I say
you smell good when you do...

and you do...

does not mean I'm here
to cause trouble.

Okay?
I really am here to help.
Okay?
I really am here to help.

If that's true...

then you can stay.

But you are
on double-secret probation!

Don't screw up.

Nice!

Haley,
let me ask you something...

what's the deal with Alex
and her boyfriend?

I'll see you later.

Haley.

Chris Keller missed you.

♪ So don't you now

How was he...
any better?

Shh! I don't want
to talk about him.

I'm kissing my boyfriend.

That's a great answer.

The only thing better
than waking up with you

is ending the night
with you.

Hmm.

♪ Believe me

♪ I got wise and I got old

♪ so don't you now

♪ some land holds a home

♪ some of my years only hold

♪ me to roam

♪ but I tell myself it's true

♪ you see it, too

♪ and I say don't you know...

Yeah,
there's your little bear.

Let's take a look.

Oh, you got your bear?
Did you get your bear? Yeah?
Oh, you got your bear?
Did you get your bear

People say hell is endless.

Oh, it's so exciting.

They say
it's our worst nightmare...

The face of our darkness.

Hello, son.

Welcome home.

But whatever it is,

however it is,

I say hell is empty...

And all the devils are here.