One Tree Hill (2003–2012): Season 6, Episode 14 - A Hand to Take Hold of the Scene - full transcript

PREVIOUSLY ON "ONE TREE HILL"...

I'M HAVING YOUR BABY, LUCAS SCOTT.

I LOVE YOU

THAT WAS THE CHARLESTON CHIEFS.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEIR NEWEST POINT GUARD.

- I'M MIA.
- CHASE. I'M COVERING FOR OWEN.

I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS A MISTAKE.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU.

YOU SHOULD DESIGN THE WARDROBE
FOR THE MOVIE.

I'M NOT A COSTUME DESIGNER.

YOU WERE THERE,IT'S AUTHENTIC,
AND I WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.

GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
JACK! JACK! JACK!



YOU TOOK MY LIFE,
AND YOU TURNED IT INTO A NIGHTMARE.

BROOKE, PLEASE, DON'T.

I NEED YOU, MOM.

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* AUTUMN CAME FAST *

* JUST IN SLOW MOTION *

This is Jack.Leave a message.
Or don't. Whatever.

Hey, it's Sam.
I haven't seen you since...

Um, I'm just a little worried,
that's all.

???
Not that you can help yourself.

Just call, okay?

HEY, SAMMY. LOVE THE WHOLE
BEDHEAD THING YOU'RE ROCKING THERE.

BROOKE, JULIAN'S HERE.



COFFEE -- BLACK,
TONS OF SUGAR.

HOW'S JACK DOING?

WELL, HIS BROTHER'S A MURDERER,
SO PROBABLY LIKE CRAP.

I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM MUCH LATELY.

WELL, HE PROBABLY
REALLY NEEDS YOU RIGHT NOW.

YOU CAN MAKE
A BIG DIFFERENCE FOR HIM.

HI. I'M SORRY.

I KNOW THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED
LOOK AT COSTUMES TODAY.

I'VE JUST BEEN TOTALLY
TURNED AROUND DEALING WITH...

...THE PRESS.

CAN'T THEY JUST GO BACK TO
STALKING BRITNEY OR SOMETHING?

OH, COME ON. "HOT CLOTHING DESIGNER
TRACKS DOWN ATTACKER AND EXACTS REVENGE."

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA SELL ME THE MOVIE RIGHTS,
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST FRAME THE TABLOID.

SO THAT EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT,
I CAN BE REMINDED OF THE FACT

THAT MY ATTACKER WAS ALSO QUENTIN'S KILLER
AND THAT MAYBE IF I HAD REPORTED IT...

BROOKE, YOU WERE ATTACKED
BY A GUY IN A MASK.

EVEN IF YOU HAD REPORTED IT, THE CHANCES OF
THE POLICE FINDING HIM WERE SLIM TO NONE.

- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
- I KNOW.

IT'S JUST SAD.

YEAH.

LISTEN, TAKE THE DAY,
FOCUS ON YOUR WORK.

I'LL COME BACK TONIGHT
AND SEE WHERE YOU'RE AT, OKAY?

I GOT YOU A LATTE,
EXTRA FOAM.

SEE YOU.

BYE, SAMSON.

BYE, JULIAN.

YOU'VE GOT A DATE.

I HAVE A BUSINESS MEETING.

YEAH, LIKE HIS JUNK'S GOT A
MEETING WITH YOUR LADYUSINESS.

SAMANTHA!

WHAT?

WOW, THAT WAS FAST.

I JUST REALIZED I'M GONNA BE
PREGNANT ON OUR WEDDING DAY,

AND THAT IS SO REDNECK.

WELL, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

NOW, WHAT'S REALLY BOTHERING YOU, HUH?

HOW AM I GONNA TELL BROOKE?

SO, HOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL PEYTON?

WHAT?

THAT YOU'RE GOING OUT
WITH JULIAN.

AREN'T THEY, LIKE, PRACTICALLY
MARRIED OR SOMETHING?

I TOLD YOU,IT'S NOT A DATE.
IT'S BUSINESS.

HE SAID YOU WERE HOT.

HE SAID "HOT CLOTHING DESIGNER
TRACKS DOWN ATTACKER."

HE MEANT SUCCESSFUL.

YEAH.'CAUSE THAT EMPTY STORE IS JUST
KICKING SO MUCH FASHION ASS.

- HEY.
- OKAY.

HE MEANT HOT AS IN HOT.

SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.

DRESS A LITTLE SEXY TONIGHT.

IT'S DEFINITELY A DATE.

HI, BABY.

YOU SCARED ME,
YOU WONDERFUL MAN!

OH, I MISSED YOU.

GOOD.
SHUT UP AND KISS ME.

DADDY'S HOME! DADDY'S HOME!

OH, THERE HE IS.
COME HERE, BUDDY. I MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU, TOO.
HOW LONG ARE YOU HOME?

THE WHOLE WEEKEND.

SWEET. YOU HAVE TO COME UPSTAIRS
AND SEE THE NEW JERSEY MAMA BOUGHT ME.

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
A PRO BASKETBALL PLAYER?

MOSTLY TIRED AND SORE.

IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME, THOUGH.

JUST TAKE A BREAK FROM IT ALL.

-'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SORE
AND TIRED AFTER THIS WKEND.
- OH...

COME ON, DAD!

- LIKE I SAID, IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
- YEAH.

- HEY.
-HEY.

BROOKE, PEYTON'S HERE.
YOU CAN TELL HER YOUR BIG NEWS.

- WHAT'S THE NEWS?
- THERE IS NO BIG NEWS.

JULIAN'S HOT FOR BROOKE.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

BROOKE'S TOTALLY HOT FOR HIM, TOO.

DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO LIVING IN A CAR?

GOT ANYTHING
FOR AN AWKWARD SILENCE?

- I'M PREGNANT?
- NO.

NO, NO, NO, BROOKE,
DON'T CRY, HONEY, OKAY?

I-I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE A BABY,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE INSENSITIVE TO THAT.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE GONNA
HAVE A HUGE ROLE IN THIS BABY'S LIFE.

THANK YOU.

THAT IS NOT WHY I WANT TO CRY
RIGHT NOW. I...

I JUST FINISHED YOUR SECOND WEDDING DRESS,
AND IT HAS A CORSET,

A PAINFULLY HAND-STITCHED,

SKINNY-GIRL CORSET.

MAYBE WE CAN JUST CUT A HOLE
FOR MY STOMACH?

- YOU'RE REALLY PREGNANT?
- YEAH.

IS IT LUCAS'?

YOU'RE PREGNANT!

OH, MY GOD!

OKAY, I AM GOING TO EXCUSE MYSELF

FROM THIS WHOLE BROOKE/PEYTON
LESBIAN-LOVE-HUG THING.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT JULIAN.

- HOT FOR BROOKE.
-NO.

TOTALLY.

HI.

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE ALL WEEK
AFTER WORK, JUST...

I'M MAD AT MYSELF
FOR DRIVING YOU AWAY,

AND I'M MAD AT YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID AFTER THAT.

I PACKED YOUR STUFF.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT JUST GIVING IT
AWAY TO A COMPLETE STRANGER --

YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU DID
WITH YOUR VIRGINITY?

MY VIRGINITY WAS MINE, MARVIN.
IT WAS NEVER YOURS.

NO, BUT YOU WERE.

HAVE FUN TELLING BROOKE
YOU SLEPT WITH OWEN.

* AND WALK AROUND YOUR MIND *

IT'S A GOOD START, MIA.
IT IS.

I KNOW, BUT I OWE PEYTON A SONG,
NOT A GOOD START.

CAN I HELP YOU?

I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO MIA,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT, SO...

???
- OH. CHASE.

HI.

YOU HAVE TO PUSH THE TALK BACK.

HI. HI, HALEY.

HEY, MAN.
DID YOU NEED SOMETHING?

WELL, UM...

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED
TO HANG OUT SOMETIME.

LIKE, GO OUT, MAYBE.
WITH ME.

SMOOTH.

SURE, I'D LOVE TO.

TAKE THAT, MY FRIEND.
SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME.

YEAH? SHE ALSO TOTALLY JUST HEARD
EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

UH...

OKAY.

JUST WANT TO COME BY TO TRIC,
LIKE, 8:00?

- OKAY. COOL.
- COOL.

COOL.

-BYE
-BYE, DUDE.

OH, HEY, HONEY,
DO YOU NEED HELP?

- NO, I -- AAH!
- GEEZ!

I'M SO SORRY!
I HAD IT!

IT'S BABY BROOKE!

OH, BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL --

TIED UP IN LITIGATION
WITH MY EVIL BITCH MOM.

IT IS, BUT THESE ARE THE SAMPLES.

BROOKE, THESE ARE
REALLY, REALLY GOOD.

GOD, WHY IS VICTORIA SO PETTY
THAT SHE WON'T LET YOU HAVE

JUST THIS ONE LITTLE PART
OF THE COMPANY?

I THINK THE BETTER QUESTION
IS WHY ANYBODY BOTHERS HAVING CHILDREN

WHEN THEY'RE JUST GONNA REFER TO YOU
AS "EVIL BITCH MOM" SOMEDAY.

- YOURS IS NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
- OKAY.

SPEAKING OF KIDS,

SAM SEEMS TO THINK YOU AND
JULIAN ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

SHE HEARD HIM ASKING ME TO WORK TONIGHT,
AND SHE IS HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH IT.

HEY, IF YOU LIKE HIM,
DON'T BENCH YOURSELF ON MY ACCOUNT.

NO. IT'S NOTHING.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

SO, WHEN'S THIS THING WITH YOU
AND BROOKE GONNA HAPPEN?

BROOKE AND I ARE WORKING TOGETHER.

MM.
I THINK YOU LIKE HER.

- DO NOT.
- DO TOO.

- NO.
- SO, I HEAR YOU LIKE BROOKE.

WE ARE WORKING TOGETHER.

- I HAVE TO GET AN OFFICE.
- HE SO LIKES HER.

MM-HMM.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS.

DUDE, GET OVER YOURSELF.
SHE'S PREGNANT.

MY BAD. UM...

SEE YA.

WOW.

THAT'S, UH, REALLY HARD TO HEAR
FOR HISTORICAL REASONS...

...BUT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU AND LUKE.
I MEAN THAT.

THANK YOU.
WE'RE EXCITED ABOUT IT.

YOU SHOULD BE.
AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

THAT KID JUST WON THE LOTTERY.

OH, I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.

YEAH, SURE,
NO, I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR SPACE.

YOU BREAK HER HEART,
I BREAK YOUR FACE.

* I WENT OUT FOR A WALK *

* AND ASKED MYSELF A QUESTION,
BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK *

COME IN!

OH, MILLIE,
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

DO THE WORDS "I'LL COME BACK
TONIGHT AND SEE WHERE YOU'RE AT"

SOUND EVEN VAGUELY DATE-LIKE
TO YOU?

- I DON'T...
- EXACTLY. I AGREE.

ESPECIALLY SINCE IT CAME HOT OFF THE HEELS OF
ME SAYING I HADN'T FINISHED MY COSTUME STUFF YET.

RIGHT?
HE HAS TO MEAN BUSINESS.

- WHO?
- JULIAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M EVEN
IN SUCH A STEW ABOUT THIS.

I MEAN, HE IS SO NOT INTO ME,

AND EVEN IF HE WERE,
WHICH HE IS NOT,

IT WOULD SO NOT BE OKAY FOR ME
TO BE ATTRACTED TO HIM.

-are you?
-NO.

YES. MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,

YOU CANNOT DO SOMETHING
WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX, RIGHT?

I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE SAYS
SHE'S OKAY WITH IT,

THAT IS A LIE ON SOME LEVEL, BECAUSE WE ARE
NEVER ACTUALLY OKAY WITH IT. AND...

IT JUST ISN'T DONE. RIGHT?

OH, ARE YOU CRYING?

MILLIE, WHAT'S WRONG?

I SLEPT WITH OWEN.

GET OUT.

MILLIE... WAIT.

I'M SORRY.I'M SO SORRY
I RUINED EVERYTHING.

IT'S OKAY.

SHH.
IT'S OKAY.

EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

- PACKING?
- MNH-MNH.

NO.

I NEED HELP PICKING OUT CLOTHES
FOR A DATE.

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'VE BEEN
CRISSCROSSING THE COUNTRY,

SINGING SAD SONGS
TO BROKEN-HEARTED BOYS,

AND YOAND YOU HAVEN'T
HAD A DATE LATELY?

NO, HALEY,
YOU DON'T DATE ON THE ROAD.

YOU HANG OUT ON A STINKY TOUR BUS

AND YOU KISS RANDOM BOYS SOMETIMES,

BUT I DON'T HAVE DATE CLOTHES.

THIS IS A DISASTER.

I'M A MUSICIAN.
I DON'T HAVE AN IRON.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO IRON
EVEN IF I DID.

ANWHAT IF IT'S WEIRD?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT?

YOU KNOW,
DO I OFFER TO PAY FOR STUFF?

OKAY, WILL YOU HOLD OFF ON THE MELTDOWN?
THIS IS JUST A DATE.

I THINK I SHOULD CANCEL.

OKAY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

LOOK, NATHAN'S BACK IN TOWN
FOR THE NIGHT.

WHY DON'T WE ALL GO OUT?

- REALLY?
- YEAH, IT'LL BE FUN.

- YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?
- COME ON, WE COULD USE A NIGHT OUT.

-THAT'S AWESOME.THANK YOU!
- OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

MAYBE -- DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
HELP WITH THE IRON?

OH, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, GIRLIE.
I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00.

HEY, LUKE.

HEY, HALES.

OKAY, LISTEN. I KNOW PEYTON
WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING,

BUT SHE TOLD ME YOU GUYS ARE PREGNANT
AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

- SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING YET!
- SHE DIDN'T! HA!

- I KNEW IT! CONGRATULATIONS!
- OH, YOU SUCK!

GET OVER IT. MY BEST FRIEND'S GONNA BE A DAD.
OH, I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT!

LISTEN, WHATEVER YOU NEED,
I AM HERE FOR YOU, OKAY?

THE SAME GOES FOR YOU NOW THAT
NATHAN'S OUT ON THE ROAD.

WE'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

- REALLY?
- YEAH.

GOOD, 'CAUSE I NEED SOMEBODY
TO WATCH JAMIE. AND ANDRE.

THIS WAS A SET-UP,WASN'T IT?

WELL, THE SQUEALING AND HUGGING
WAS REALLY GENUINE,

BUT THE REST OF IT
WAS KIND OF A SET-UP.

THAT'S OKAY.
WE'D BE HAPPY TO WATCH THE KIDS.

IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE.

COOL. THANKS.

- OKAY, BOYS, COME ON IN.
- OH.

- hi
-wait for me

oh,YOU MEANT NOW.

YEAH, UM,NATHAN FED THEM SOME CAKE,
SO THEY MIGHT BE A LITTLE...

WELL, ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK,
AND CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

YOU'RE GONNA BE A GREAT DAD, LUKE.

AND I PROMISE I'LL ACT ALL
SURPRISED WHEN PEYTON TELLS ME.

THANK YOU.

SERIOUSLY, GOOD LUCK.

HI, OLD FRIEND.

BEFORE I SAY THE NEXT THING
I'M GONNA SAY,

I WANT TO REMIND YOU
THAT I LOVE YOU.

BUT HAVING SAID THAT,
YOU ARE A COMPLETE ASS

FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT MESSING
AROUND WITH GIGI.

AS OPPOSED TO SLEEPING WITH OWEN.

OKAY...

YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE UPSET,
AND YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HURT.

BUT I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT
AS HURT OR UPSET AS YOU ARE,

MILLICENT FEELS WORSE.

MOUTH, SHE LOST THE TWO THINGS
THAT MATTER THE MOST TO HER,

AND SHE CAN ONLY
GET ONE OF THEM BACK.

IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD, BROOKE.

ALL I CAN SEE
IS THE TWO OF THEM.

IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST DECIDE
EVERYTHING'S THE SAME.

I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.

YOU CAN DECIDE
THAT EVERYTHING IS THE SAME.

IF YOU CAN'T, THEN YOU HAVE TO
DECIDE IF YOU REALLY LOVE HER.

COME ON.

GIVE ME A DART.

FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?

IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

??????

???
- HEY.

YOU GUYS BREAK THAT BOX SPRING,
YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR.

FOLLOW ME, GUYS.

OH, YOU BOYS ARE IN LUCK TONIGHT!

WE HAVE ALL KINDS OF CRAZY FUN PLANNED!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING FUNNY?

UH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT...

DRUMROLL, PLEASE.

- MOVIES!
- AAH!

THESE ARE BABY MOVIES.

- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
- WE'VE GOT...

MACARONI AND GLUE
ARTS AND CRAFT THINGIES.

- SON OF A --
- LUKE. SHH.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, THOUGH,
WE HAVE...

..."MOUSE TRAP."

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S ONLY
THE COOLEST GAME EVER, MAN.

I THINK IT'S BUSTED.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND?

THE GAME IS FIVE-CARD DRAW.
ONE-EYED JACKS ARE WILD. ANTE UP.

IS THIS LIKE "GO FISH"?

IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY
FROM A 5-YEAR-OLD.

* OH, NO, NO *

* FINALLY,
IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME *

* RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE *

* AND I JUST CANNOT FIGHT IT *

* FINALLY,
IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME *

CHASE! WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

I HAD TWO BARTENDERS
CALL IN SICK,

AND I HAD NO IDEA
IT WAS KARAOKE NIGHT.

DOES MIA KNOW?

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
SHE'S COMING, THOUGH, RIGHT?

SAY SHE WAS COMING?

I HATE FIRST DATES.

GOD.
I LOVE FIRST DATES.

- HI.
- YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

THANKS.

LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, PLEASE.

YOU LOOK AMAZING.

THANKS.THERE'S THIS COOL
NEW THING CALLED AN IRON.

YOU LOOK BUSY.

LONG STORY.WORKING ON IT, THOUGH.
MIND IF WE HANG HERE FOR A WHILE?

SURE. JUST DON'T TELL
THE MANAGER I'M UNDERAGE.

DONE. THANKS.

DID I MENTION
HOW HOT YOU LOOK?

YOU DID.

TOTALLY THE IRON.

TOTALLY YOU.

BE RIGHT BACK.

I THINK WE HAD A DEAL.

NEVER TRY TO BLUFF A BLUFFER,
UNCLE LUCAS.

OKAY. ARE YOU BOYS TIRED YET?

- YOU'RE FUNNY.
- WHAT'S NEXT?

DUDE, YOU'RE KILLING ME.

COME ON, MAN, I'M ON A DATE.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL LOSER.

THERE YOU GO.

FASTER, THEY'RE COMING.

HEY, BOYS.

WOW, DID YOU JUST ACTUALLY
BEAT NATHAN?

YEAH, I GUESS I DID.

HE KIND OF SUCKS.

PLAY AGAIN.
I WANT TO WATCH!

I THINK GETTING SCHOOLED ONCE
IS ALL MY EGO CAN TAKE.

WELL, MIA AND I JUST SIGNED UP
FOR KARAOKE.

YOU TWO SIGNED UP FOR KARAOKE?

THAT'S LIKE KOBE AND LeBRON
SIGNING UP FOR A TWO-ON-TWO

REC-LEAGUE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT.
THAT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR.

ALL RIGHT,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

SKETCHES OF COSTUMES
FOR BUSINESS MEETING, CHECK.

SLIGHTLY MOODY LIGHTING IN CASE
I HAVE TOTALLY LOST MY MOJO

AND THIS IS
ACTUALLY A DATE, CHECK.

OKAY.

BEER SAYS "COME ON IN,
GET COMFORTABLE, LET'S TALK BUSINESS."

WINE SAYS "DO ME."

HARD LIQUOR IT IS.

OKAY.

OKAY, RIGHT.

YEAH, WELL, LET'S JUST MAKE SURE
WE'RE PAYING THE MINIMUMS,

'CAUSE THE LAST THING WE NEED
IS THE UNION ON OUR ASS.

UH, WERE YOU JUST ON YOUR WAY OUT?
WE WERE MEETING TONIGHT,RIGHT?

YEAH. I-

I HAD A CHARITY THING.

EARLIER.

I'M READY TO ROLL UP MY SLEEVES
AND GET TO WORK.

- JUST LET ME TAKE SOME OF THIS.
- THANK YOU.

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK?

ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT US SOME WINE.
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.

WINE IS PERFECT.

I WENT BY YOUR HOUSE A COUPLE TIMES.

CHILD SERVICES KEEPS SHOWING UP,
LOOKING FOR ME.

IF IT HELPS,
I'VE DEALT WITH THEM A LOT,

AND THEY TEND TO CLOCK OUT
AT AROUND 5:00.

- HAVE YOU EATEN?
- NO.

NICE.

IT'S FAST FOOD.
IT'S JUST LIKE MAMA USED TO MAKE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEXT UP,

WE'VE GOT TWO ENORMOUS TALENTS.

UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR TALENT AIN'T SINGING.

PLEASE GIVE IT UP
FOR NATHAN SCOTT AND CHASE,

THE NEW BARTENDER GUY.

I TOLD YOU I'D SIGNED UP FOR KARAOKE.
I JUST DIDN'T SAY WHO WE SIGNED UP.

???
- KOBE AND LeBRON.

KOBE AND LeBRON.
LET'S DO IT.

BUST IT.

BOYS, KARAOKE!

* THIS HERE'S
A JAM FOR ALL THE FELLAS *

* TRYING TO DO
WHAT THE LADIES TELL US *

* GET SHOT DOWN
'CAUSE YOU'RE OVERZEALOUS *

* PLAY HARD-TO-GET,
FEMALES GET JEALOUS *

* OKAY, SMARTY, GO TO A PARTY *

* GIRLS ARE SCANTILY CLAD
AND SHOWIN' BODY *

* CHICK WALKS BY,
YOU WISH YOU COULD SEX HER *

* BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON THE
WALL LIKE YOU WAS POINDEXTER *

* YOUR MOVIE'S SHOWIN',
SO YOU'RE GOIN' *

* COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT THE FIVE YOU'RE BLOWIN' *

* THEATER GETS DARK
JUST TO START THE SHOW *

* YOU SPOT A FINE WOMAN
SITTIN' IN YOUR ROW *

* SHE'S DRESSED IN YELLOW,
SHE SAYS HELLO *

* "COME SIT NEXT TO ME,
YOU FINE FELLOW" *

* YOU RUN OVER THERE
WITHOUT A SECOND TO LOSE *

* AND WHAT COMES NEXT,
HEY, YOU BUST A MOVE *

DUDE, SHE'S SO HOT.

DUDE, THAT'S MY WIFE.

HELP.

OKAY, HEY, HEY! OKAY.

UM, NEW GAME, HUH?

WHY DON'T WE PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK?

YOU GUYS GO HIDE.
WE'RE GONNA COUNT FIRST.

10, 9...

WHAT TIME IS IT, ANYWAY, HUH?
2:00 A.M., 3:00?

9:15.

OH, GOD.

HOW COULD TIME POSSIBLY
BE MOVING SO SLOWLY?

THEY'RE KIDS, LUCAS.

THEY NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED
EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY SINGLE DAY.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
ABOUT A PATERNITY TEST?

I TELL YOU WHAT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME ICE CREAM,
AND I'LL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK?

YOU WANT TO FEED
THOSE LITTLE MONSTERS ICE CREAM?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

THE ICE CREAM IS FOR ME
BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT.

I AM CRAVING, AND IF MAMA
AIN'T HAPPY, AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY.

GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT,ERE I COME!
YOU BETTER HAVE REALLY GOOD HIDING SPOTS!

HI.

ARE YOU DRUNK?

I THOUGHT I MEANT
SO MUCH MORE TO YOU.

I WAS YOUR FRIEND...

AND PARTNER...

AND FRIEND.

YEAH, YOU SAID THAT ONE
ALREADY.

BUT IF ALL YOU CARED ABOUT WAS SEX,
YOU CAN HAVE ME, MARVIN.

IF THAT WILL FIX THINGS,
JUST HAVE ALL THE SEX WITH ME YOU WANT.

MILLENT...

I NEED YOU, MARVIN.

I NEED...

I NEED THE BATHROOM.

SO, WE HAVE HOME-
AND AWAY-GAME RAVENS JERSEYS,

AND FOR THE POPULAR KIDS,
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT REALISTIC,

CHEERLEADING UNIFORMS,
LETTERMEN JACKETS,

AND A LOT OF JEANS.

WELL, CLEARLY,
YOU HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL.

WELL, BROOKE DAVIS WILL BE
PARTICULARLY EASY TO DRESS.

WHY, BECAUSE SHE SPENT
MOST OF HIGH SCHOOL NAKED?

NO, JERK.

BECAUSE I STILL HAVE
ALL OF HER CLOTHES.

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
IN YOUR LITTLE SCRIPT.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME
WELL ENOUGH TO JUDGE ME.

WELL, ACTUALLY,
I FEEL LIKE I DO KNOW YOU.

WHY?
BECAUSE I'M SO TRANSPARENT?

NO. BECAUSE OF THE BOOK.

YOU KNOW, TRUTH BE TOLD, I READ
IT BECAUSE OF PEYTON, BUT...

I RELATED TO IT
BECAUSE OF YOU.

MORE WINE?

THEY'RE EVENTUALLY
GONNA FIND ME,

THOSE FAMILY-SERVICES PEOPLE.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

WHOEVER THEY PUT YOU WITH
COULDN'T BE AS BAD AS YOUR BROTHER.

WELL, AT LEAST I KNEW
WHAT TO EXPECT WITH HIM.

HE WAS STILL MY BROTHER.

WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN THEY WERE
GONNA COME TAKE YOU AWAY AGAIN?

USUALLY I'D JUST PRETEND
SHARON AND OZZY OSBOURNE

WERE GONNA BE MY NEXT PARENTS
AND THAT THEY'D LET ME PICK OUT A DOG.

WHEN THAT GOT OLD,
I WOULD...

HOLD MY OWN HAND...

LIKE THIS.

PRETEND IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S
HOLDING MINE,

SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY CARED
WHERE I WAS GOING.

I ONLY DID THAT 'CAUSE
NO ONE ELSE WAS THERE TO DO IT.

BUT YOU'VE GOT ME.

HEY, ALL I'M SAYING IS DATING
A GIRL ON THE ROAD IS NOT EASY.

SHE SAYS SHE'S BACK
IN TREE HILL A LOT.

WELL, YEAHBUT WHEN SHE'S GONE,
SHE'S A ROCK STAR.

SHE'S IN SEXY CLUBS WITH ALCOHOL.

I MEAN, JUST THINKING ABOUT
THAT STUFF WILL FRY YOUR BRAIN.

I CAN HANDLE IT.

GODSPEED, MY FRIEND.

OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

IF SHE EVER MEETS A GUY
NAMED CHRIS KELLER,

YOU PUNCH FIRST
AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER.

GOT IT.

SO, I TAKE IT YOU LIKE HIM?

OH, MY GOD, HE'S SO CUTE!
AND SWEET, TOO.

YEAH. SEE, FIRST DATES
AREN'T SO SCARY.

TOTALLY NOT SCARY.

IN FACT, IF YOU AND HUBS WANT TO GET LOST,
I THINK WE MIGHT BE READY TO FLY SOLO.

JUST MAKE IT LOOK NATURAL.

ALL RIGHT.
MM-KAY?

* GIVE THEM A SENSE OF PRIDE *

HEY.
WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE SOON.

LUCAS CALLED,
AND JAMIE'S GETTING HOMESICK.

REALLY?

NO. MIA JUST WANTS TO BE ALONE WITH CHASE.
IT'S THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH.

- NICE. THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
- BYE.

- WAIT!
- OOH!

- WHAT'S NEXT?
- YEAH, WHAT'S NEXT?!

OH, NEXT, WE ARE GONNA PLAY
KILL UNCLE LUCAS

JUST AS SOON AS HE --

HI!
KILL UNCLE LUCAS!

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

ONLY THE COOLEST THING EVER.

WHAT IS IT?

WALKIE-TALKIES.

SWEET!
AWESOME!

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I ALWAYS WANTED
A BROTHER TO PLAY WALKIE-TALKIES WITH.

- THAT'S SWEET.
- OH, YEAH?

OH, THAT IS SWEET.

ONE OF US SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP AN EYE ON THEM
JUST TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET IN ANY TROUBLE.

GOT THAT ONE COVERED.

OH, MY BABY THINKS OF EVERYTHING!

YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA
BE OKAY AT THIS?

- YOUR UNCLE LUCAS AND
AUNT PEYTON ARE THE COOLEST.
- I KNOW.

HEY, YOU GO UNDER THE BED,
AND I'LL GO IN THE CLOSET.

YEAH. I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE FINE.

I LOVE YOU.

SO, I DROP-KKED THE COMPANY
TO MY MOTHER,

AND I WASHED MY HANDS
OF EVERYTHING.

I ADMIRE YOU, LETTING IT ALL GO
AND STARTING OVER LIKE THAT.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS BRAVE,
OR IF I WAS JUST A TOTAL COWARD.

IT'S BRAVE.
I HAVE A SIMILAR SITUATION.

YOU HAVE AN EVIL BITCH MOTHER?

NO, PERENNIALLY DISAPPOINTED FATHER.

I TOOK MY MOM'S LAST NAME
SO I COULD MAKE IT ON MY OWN,

BUT TIME AND AGAIN,
I GO BACK TO MY DAD FOR HELP.

AND TIME AND AGAIN,
HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A FAILURE.

BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS...

WELL, HERE'S TO THAT DAY.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING AWAKE, MISTER?

SHH. WE PUT THEM DOWN, LIKE,
AN HOUR AGO.

THIS IS???
IT MUST BE AMAZING LIVING YOUR DREAM.

YEAH, IT DEFINITELY IS.

BUT YOU KNOW HOW WHEN
YOU'RE FLYING OVER A CITY

AND IT ALL LOOKS
SO NEAT AND TIDY,

LIKE IT'S DIFFERENT
FROM A DISTANCE,

- BUT THEN ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE OF IT...
- IT'S NOT THE SAME.

YEAH.

WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET YOU HOME.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA
STAY AND WORK.

I KIND OF OWE PEYTON A SONG,

???

BUT YOU SHOULD GO.

IT'S GETTING LATE.
AND YOU'RE OLD.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY I SORT OF
HAD TO WORK ON OUR DATE.

- I HAD A GREAT TIME.
- GOOD. I'M GLAD.

ME TOO.

- NIGHT.
- BYE.

* HERE'S A THOUGHT *

* YOU'RE ALL
THAT I'VE GOT IN THE WORLD *

I FORGOT TO ASK IF YOU WANTED
TO GO OUT AGAIN SOMETIME.

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE KISSED YOU, HUH?

* DEAR YOU *

* I SAY THAT YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE FOR ME *

* SAY THAT I WILL
NEVER, EVER LEAVE *

* OH, DEAR YOU *

* I SEE THE FUTURE,
GROWING OLD TOGETHER *

* SETTLE DOWN *

SO, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE?
ANOTHER DRINK OR...

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING.

UM, THIS WAS NICE, BROOKE.

YES, IT WAS.

- JULIAN, WHAT WAS THIS?
- UM...

WE SHOULD PROBABLY
JUST SAY THIS WAS WHAT IT WAS,

'CAUSE ANYTHING ELSE
GETS COMPLICATED.

PERFECT.

I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT.

THIS HAS TO BE BUSINESS, RIGHT?
I MEAN, WITH PEYTON AND...

THIS SHOULD BE BUSINESS.

WE CAN'T JUST -- I MEAN,
I KISS YOU, AND THEN IT GETS...

DEFINITELY. IT WOULD BE...

IT WOULD BE.

YES.

* THE ONE WHO GAVE
HIS WHOLE WORLD FOR YOU *

* THE ONE WHO GAVE
HIS WHOLE HEART TO YOU *

* OH, DEAR YOU *

* I SEE THE FUTURE,
GROWING OLD TOGETHER *

* SETTLE DOWN *

* WITH NO OTHER GIRL
IN THE WORLD *

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- HERE, EAT THESE.

CHALKY.

I'M SORRY, MARVIN.

I KNOW.

BROOKE SAYS SHE NEEDS A BUYER
IN NEW YORK FOR COSTUMES.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO.

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE BEST.

YOU SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.

* IT'S MORE THAN I CAN BEAR *

* WHAT IF I FALL *

* AND HURT MYSELF *

I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING HOME.

MUST BE NICE.

I COULD ASK BROOKE...

MY BROTHER ATTACKED HER

BESIDES, I MEAN, YOU GOT
A GOOD THING GOING ON THERE.

LISTEN, UM...

I PROBABLY WON'T SEE YOU
FOR A WHILE.

- BUT IT -- IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT...
- HEY.

LISTEN.

SOMETIMES, THESE FOSTER-HOME
THINGS WORK OUT, OKAY?

YEAH.

SOMETIMES.

I'LL SEE YOU.

Hey, Luke. You there?
Wa up. Over.

- NATHAN, IS THAT YOU?
- Yeah, man

THESE WALKIE-TALKIES
WERE A STROKE OF GENIUS.

JAMIE LOVED HIS SO MUCH,
HE WENT TO BED WITH IT.

OH, MY GOD. JAMIE.

Don't sweat it. We picked them up.
They're fine.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I HEARD
A RUMOR YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD.

THAT'S PRETTY COOL, MAN.

YEAH.

KIND OF OVERWHELMED. I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT. I'M EXHAUSTED.

It's all about teamwork.

YOU SEE THAT GIRL
LYING THERE NEXT TO YOU?

Well, you don't
know it now, but...

she's a superhero. Trust me.

AND ANYWAY,WE'RE BOTH HERE FOR YOU, MAN.
WHATEVER YOU NEED.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.

THANKS, MAN.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

JUST PLAYING WALKIE-TALKIES
WITH MY BROTHER.

THAT'S NICE.
THE BOYS HAD FUN, RIGHT?

- YEAH, I THINK SO
- OKAY.

- AND I'M GONNA BE A GOOD MOM, RIGHT?
- I KNOW SO.

AND OUR KID'S GONNA BE GREAT, RIGHT?

THE GREATEST.

I LOVE YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT?

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, SON.

ROGER THAT.
OVER AND OUT, DADDY.

OVER AND OUT.

OVER AND OUT.