One Punch Man: Wanpanman (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Return of the Hero - full transcript

Saitama and Genos are out shopping when they come across G4, a demonic robot on a mission to eliminate King. Meanwhile, Sitch attempts to recruit various assassins and villains.

Hey, you can't just talk
to King like that.

Er, I don't really mind.

Could I just get a handshake?

I'm busy.

Would you mind leaving me alone?

W-We're terribly sorry!

Let's go! Let's go!

Video Game Shop
Pazool

Thank you very much.

I was able to buy it.

Heartthrob Sisters 2

The first-press limited edition
of Heartthrob Sisters 2.

I can never get enough of the excitement

I feel as I walk home
after buying a new game.

I can't wait to get home and play.

Class S Rank 7

King

Master, I believe that
gentleman is King after all.

Who?

He was one of the heroes
at the Class S gathering.

The first sequel in three
and a half years...

I'm feeling the hype!

The Hero's Return

Café

King.

That man somehow claims your place
as the strongest man in the world.

Ah...

But what in the world is he doing here?

A-A monster!

A monster?

Master, we should hurry!

No, wait...

This might be a good opportunity
to see King's true power.

Let's see how things go.

I am G4! A machine god that
the organization created.

You're the Class S hero King, aren't you?

I will eliminate you.

Look! It's King! King's right over there!

You're aware that I'm King...

A Class S Rank 7 hero,
and the strongest man on Earth?

I'm saying that I've come to kill you!

What the heck's that noise?

You've never heard of the King Engine?

It's the sound you hear once
King's in combat mode!

It's said that there's been no monster that
made it out alive after hearing that sound!

Listen well. This is also
a test of my combat AI.

I need you to fight at full
strength so I can gather data.

Is this thing a robot?

What the hell is this organization?

I have no idea what it's talking about.

All right, but let me go
to the bathroom first.

I'll only be able to fight at about
half-strength if I'm holding it in.

That won't give you accurate data, will it?

I shall wait here for ten minutes.

For every minute that you're late,
I shall kill ten people.

Got it?

That monster seems pretty strong.

That thing is a robot... and quite powerful.

It's performance might be
higher than mine.

I estimate that it's at least threat level
Demon and will be quite troublesome.

I wonder how King will fight it.

Public Bathroom

It came to kill me?

How did things end up like this?!

I'm scared... I'm so scared!

I'm not strong!

I'm a 29-year-old unemployed
otaku and antisocial loser!

What the hell is the "King Engine"?!

Rumble

Are they stupid?!

I'm just twice, no, dozens of times
more cowardly than other people!

An evil monster just happened
to appear in front of me once

and someone defeated it
while I had my eyes closed.

That coincidentally happened
over and over again!

That's all it is!

But then the Hero Association
sent me a Class S certificate,

saying that I was the ultimate rookie.

I mean, it's also my fault
because I didn't deny it,

but I never thought it'd come to this!

Aw, man... I want to quit
being a hero so bad.

It's starting!

Think! Think about how to get through this!

I can't!

It's not like my name's
gonna intimidate a robot!

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Someone's fighting it?

I'm saved!

What is that? A rocket punch?

Genos, want me to lend you a hand?

No.

In order for me to achieve your

assignment to me and rank
in the top ten of Class S,

I need to be able to

defeat something like this on my own!

I see.

Well, see ya. Make sure you don't lose.

Emergency evacuation warning.

A robotic weapon is rampaging
near Central Park in City M.

Residents of the area should
immediately evacuate.

I somehow made it home safely, but...

That scary robot is probably
going to haunt my dreams.

I'll just play some games
and try to forget about it.

They put so much work into the openings
of the Heartthrob Sisters series.

I can barely contain my excitement.

Input your name, Big Brother!

My name, huh?

It'd be too embarrassing
to use my actual name.

I wonder what I should use.

Why not just use King?

Yeah, I'm not sure about using my hero name.

I mean, having someone call me
"Big Brother King" is just...

Huh?

Um... What? Who the hell is this guy?

What are they doing here?