Okupas (2000): Season 1, Episode 8 - El pollo de Troya - full transcript
Nine hundred and twenty…
- Out!
One, two, three, four…
Hey, who did live here before?
Come on!
Motherfuckers!
Do you know what a
commandment is?
No fuss, no drugs, and you don't let anyone,
absolutely no one here.
- Don't worry.
- Okay?
Hey, could you tell me the time?
I haven't got a watch.
Everything okay, tiger?
- Yeah, man, it's okay.
- Bye, tiger.
Bye.
Well, kid?
- It didn't work on him.
- What?
He hasn't got a watch.
But, are you stupid?
What's the matter, man?
The matter? The time thing is a cue,
not to know the time of your
robbery, dumbass.
But listen to me, man, if he hasn't
got a watch, he can't have cash.
You're smart, huh?
Man, are you playing with me?
What did you bring me here for?
Did you come just to make fuss?
I'm going back home.
- I'm not making any fuss.
- Move your ass or I'll go home.
That's it, okay?
Are you moving your ass?
Bring me that guy's ring.
His ring?
The ring. I want you to bring me
his wedding ring.
Has he got a married face or not?
Come on, man.
- Man, could you tell me the time?
- No.
- Well, come here. Come here.
- What are you doing?
What are you doing, man?
- Give me all you've got.
- You're nervous, please calm down.
- Give me the money.
- Yeah, but calm down.
- It's not your business.
- You may fire that by accident.
- I'm nervous. Give me all of it, come on.
- I'll give you everything.
But calm down, please.
- Hold on, hold on, here you are. That's it.
- Come on, give me all you've got, please.
- Give me the watch.
- I'm giving it to you.
The watch. Hold on.
- Please, please calm down.
- Come on. Give it to me.
- Everything's cool.
- Cool.
Motherfucker.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Give me the ring, man.
- Um, the ring?
- Give me the ring!
- They'll give you two bucks for it.
- I don't care!
- It's special for me.
My wife chose it.
Women are sluts. Give it to me.
- Give it to me or I'll burn your finger.
- Wait.
Give me everything!
Give me everything!
Stop! Police!
I'm sorry, man.
No.
No. No.
Stop or I'll shoot you!
Drop the gun.
- Wait, don't shoot, don't shoot.
- Drop it away!
Kick it!
- Turn around slowly.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- It was a mistake.
- Don't fuck with me.
- It was my first time, it was a mistake.
- To the ground!
Stay there, okay?
- Command.
- Command. Faction agent.
- It was a mistake.
QTH, Brown Street.
- In priority.
Stay there.
- No.
- What's your priority?
- Motherfucker!
Come, son of a bitch, come here.
Stay right there, okay?
- Get down. Don't look.
- Wait.
- Don't look at me!
- Don't kill me. No!
- Scared now? You looked like Videla before.
Now you're scared?
- Give me your badge.
- Don't…
- A pig's souvenir.
- Don't do anything to me!
- Faggot. You forget the kid's face.
- Don't kill me.
- Shut up. Forget his face.
- Yes.
- Forget it or I'll kill you.
Come on!
Okay, 8-17, it's 1869.
Come on, come on!
- Let's go.
Jump, jump.
Don't go around losing my stuff, okay?
That bullet flew two meters away from me!
It would've been worse if it was
two centimeters, right?
I heard it buzzing, man.
Don't be so dramatic, that bullet
wasn't yours.
How, mine?
That's not the bullet waiting for
you, understand, kid?
Get up, or are you gonna stay there?
What bullet is waiting for me?
It's the way it is. If you go around the
street like that, you gotta know
there might be a shot waiting
for you, okay?
That's the way it is, man. It's not easy.
How did you know that wasn't my bullet?
I didn't, but it didn't get you.
So it wasn't your bullet, right, man?
Come on, get up here.
Well, go ahead, tell me how it went.
It was horrible. I did everything wrong.
Hey, it wasn't too bad for being the
first time, okay? Don't be so harsh.
You think so?
Give me the ring.
You left me dead with that ring
thing, man.
You didn't get it?
What do you think?
Do you know why you didn't get it?
Yeah, because I'm not made
for this, man.
No. It was 'cause you didn't listen
to me. You…
I was scared as hell.
And? What's so special about that?
We're all scared.
Fear's gonna go with you wherever you go.
You gotta live, walk with it, you know?
It's as simple as that.
Yeah, but do you think El Gordo
Valor was scared, man?
You looked at him, okay?
That was the moment you fucked up.
I looked at him?
Of course you did. You didn't listen to me.
I didn't look at him.
When you rob someone, you
don't look at them in the eyes.
Understand? That's the matter.
Why?
'Cause when you look at them
in the eyes, you feel sorry for them.
And everything takes a diferent turn.
Understand? That's the way it is.
Here you are.
You can keep it.
Come on.
- This is not for me, man.
- You should've thought that before, huh?
What? I'm not gonna do it
again and that's it.
Once you go in and it works,
you never get out.
Lies. I know someone that goes in
and out wherever he likes.
Oh, yeah? Give me an example.
El Pollo.
Man.
- What?
- You're in trouble.
What are you doing there?
What are you doing, standing there
like a jerk?
Here you are.
What is this?
It's yours.
The slipped one.
Try not just giving it to anyone.
Okay.
I'm going upstairs, okay?
I wanna be alone.
Come on, fuck.
- Pollo.
Ah, it's you, Richard.
- How are you?
- How are you?
Hey, didn't Pollo come back?
No, he hasn't come back.
Bah, I don't know, did Pollo come back?
- 'Cause I didn't see him.
- Well, then he hasn't.
Hey, Ricardo.
What do you want, Chiqui?
What happened between Pollo and you?
Nothing, man, nothing happened.
What do I know.
- What's the matter?
- Did you fight?
Yeah, we had a fight.
Yeah.
I'm back.
- Good night.
- Hello.
How much for the Clarín one?
2,50.
- And El Popular?
- 1.
- May I grab a Crónica?
- Okay. Grab it.
It has some hot chicks on
the cover.
There you can see, on the back,
check out there.
- Check this one.
- That one…
She makes me wanna jack myself to death.
What a beautiful night, huh?
It's great, man.
Starry.
Some pussy would be nice
today, right?
Nice ass, girl!
Onanists Anonymous, good night.
What do you want, Walter?
"What do you want"? El Pollo.
- Is it for me?
- For you.
Try to be brief, okay?
- Okay, come on.
- "Come on"?
In the end, there's only
one telephone here and it's mine.
- Okay, Walter.
- This…
- We can talk about it later.
- We can do it whenever you want.
- Okay.
- You and me. Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Be quick, okay?
- Hello.
What are you doing with that?
- What are you doing with that dog?
- Someone has to feed him.
- Precisely...
The murderer of helpless animals.
I'm going out, girls.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting your sister.
Is it at least gonna have a happy ending?
- You see, Seve?
- Ah?
These guys fight, make up.
They're like faggots.
It's good, right? What is it?
Giblets.
What do you want?
I have to talk to you.
Okay, talk, come on, man.
Not here.
Okay, choose a place
for us to talk. Come on.
Hey!
Motherfucker.
Hold on.
- Hey, tiger.
- What do you want?
- This machine doesn't work for shit.
- Which machine?
That one, man,
the one I was just using.
The Lethal Weapon one works.
- It swallowed all my tokens!
- What? No.
No. You're sitting there, keeping
money, while that thing swallows my tokens.
- Do you want to see the machine?
- Okay, come on, come here.
You'll see how it swallows the token.
That machine works. This one doesn't.
- It "works"?
- That one works.
- Look how it works.
- What? It kept two of my tokens.
Look how it does it, you'll see.
There it is. There you are.
- There you are.
- Where?
- Well?
- Don't you see? What are you doing?
Look, it glitches.
But, are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?
- "Kidding you"? What did you say?
- How can you do that?
If it doesn't work, give me my
money back.
How can you handle it like that?
- You don't play that way, man!
- Look, it's crap.
Give me my money back, man.
- You just moved it!
- Give it back to me.
"Give it back to me".
Talking to me like that!
- "Like that"?
- You mistreated me! You calm down!
Call me once you get things fixed, man.
- Calm the fuck down.
- I'll be back and ruin you.
- Midget, asshole!
- Yeah, and I'm gonna fix everything!
Dumbass! I kick all of your
machines, dumbass.
Ricardito, wait,
are you in a hurry now?
I don't like wasting my time
to you fighting over bullshit.
What bullshit? He kept my 25 bucks.
Bullshit? It's my money.
Okay, man, go and complain,
maybe you'll win a lollipop.
No, no, man.
I came to talk about something
else, anyway.
I called you over something else,
okay? I wanted to tell you now.
Oh, yeah? What do you want?
Man, I'm sick of watching your
back all the time, okay?
You were watching my back?
Yeah, I used to watch your back,
but I'm not doing it anymore.
I did it until today, you understand?
Also, as you're kinda sissy,
maybe you thought I was going
to take care of you for life.
Pollo.
Why don't you suck my dick, man?
No, no, no, don't come with that.
Besides, I didn't finish, okay?
I won't take that anymore.
The disrespect.
Understand? I don't mistreat you,
so you're gonna treat me right, okay?
Huh? My patience is over.
You had patience on me?
Yeah, I had patience on you.
Yeah, man, and?
I hope it's clear.
Pollo.
Come.
Suck my dick, man.
It's a shame, Ricardo.
It's a shame.
Guys!
Well, man?
What's that?
A microwave, man.
You're funny, huh?
- What are you doing, dog?
- Where did you get that TV?
I brought it. From far away.
- That's great, man!
- Right?
Ahora sí, eh?
You know, I had this horrible
feeling, I felt that
this house lacked something, huh?
Yeah, now we need an antenna. I'll sure
find something in the kitchen.
Great, huh?
Right there, right there.
There. This…
Do you know how I call this?
The human parabolic antenna.
Yeah, go changing your position so...
your position, so it becomes clear.
There. There, there. Stay right there.
Why don't you suck my dick, Walter?
There it goes.
There, there, there.
Esteban.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- I had nothing to do with it.
- With what?
I didn't call the cop.
It's okay, one minute. I want to give you…
- I work here.
- I… stop!
- Come here, where are you going?
- Don't kill me.
Haven't you heard me? I'm not gonna
kill you, dumbass.
- I want to give you something back.
- I forgive you, it's okay.
- You forgive me!
- No, no, everything's okay.
- I want to give this back to you.
- No, no.
Take it, man. Where are you going?
Rat! Motherfucker! Faggot!
Motherfucker.
- I just wanted to give you your wallet.
How are you doing, criminal?
- How are you, Florencia?
- How are you?
How's it going?
- Fine.
- Fine?
- And you?
- Here I am. What are you on?
Studying. What else I'm supposed
to do?
Of course. Well, I thought that you
might be doing an internship.
Oh, no, no. Not yet. I've got a lot
of subjects to work on.
See, I'm working.
- So it's a little more difficult now.
- Of course.
And what are you doing?
I'm on a visit.
Don't mind me.
Well, I don't know, tell me something.
What are you on?
Here I am, failing.
You're a failed clown.
Did you know I had the hots for you?
Huh?
You know how many times I
dreamed of your tits?
Three years.
Ah.
What? Did you know?
I suspected it.
But, what does that have to do now?
Stop!
Well, I'll go in a few minutes.
Could you tell me what happened
to your life and therefore, your shyness?
What? Was I too shy?
Well, we studied two years together
and you didn't say anything…
about my tits.
What would have happened?
With what?
If I told you something,
what would have happened?
Would I have had a chance?
No.
Now, look how things are, huh?
These guys, a long time ago,
took a fortress,
and you, in 2000, can't steal some
dumbass's ring.
I'll get one of these to join me.
- How do you do, big man?
- What are you doing?
- Nothing, watching TV.
- How are you, Richard?
How are you, Chiqui?
- How's everything? Fine?
- Fine.
What are you watching?
- The Trojan Wars.
- Yeah?
We have to send one of these to
the Congress. A horse.
That would be cool.
Come on, man.
I brought the TV.
You do the antenna work now.
Come on, man.
- What are you doing?
- Chiqui.
How are you, Pollo?
Fine.
Hey, did you bring me that, man?
Yes.
Let me see.
Tell us something.
We've got a TV at home.
- Huh?
- We've got TV.
TV?
- Hey, Pollo.
- Hmm?
Can I ask you a question?
What do you want it for?
What do you want?
I gotta see the turk.
What turk?
La Turca.
How much have you got?
How much do you want?
60.
30.
What are you doing there, man?
Nothing, I was just looking.
Ah, you like me now?
- Come in.
- Excuse me.
Make yourself at home.
Miguel, you know what I was thinking?
See, we're a little tight with those
300 pesos.
- Well, what do you…?
- If they don't kick us out. I mean...
- Maybe…
- Yes.
Selling a gun.
Only one.
- That amount of money.
Do they give you 300 for this one?
Do they give you 300 for this one?
If they give you 300, sell it.
Okay.
You want to sell a gun?
I wanted to ask you if you
wanted to sell one.
You think it would be good, selling a gun?
Well, I don't know, man.
Look. The thing is.
Guns are not sold.
You make money with them,
you don't turn them into money, okay?
Or at least that's me.
I don't know about you.
What are you doing, smoking like that?
Well, I got a need, man, of oral anguish.
Then you should watch this.
Well, it's over.
Free life is over, kid.
Hold on, man. Hold on.
- Ricardo!
Who are you?
Santa Claus and the seven dwarves.
- Huh?
- And this is the present, baby.
Party's over, guys. You get the
fuck out of here.
What the…
Ricardo, Ricardo!
What Ricardo?
- Shut up or I'll…
- Man, hold on, hold on.
Two are missing. They're four.
We're two, man, that's it.
Two? Who's Ricardo then, asshole?
Here we are, motherfucker.
Drop the gun.
Drop the gun! Drop the gun!
Or I'll kill you all, I don't care if
you're friends or not.
- Okay.
- To the ground. There.
Grab the gun, Walter.
Who's the tough guy now, huh?
To the ground, come on. To the ground.
Come on, you too. Come on.
Who are you, huh? Who are you?
You know, I'm not gonna kill you.
So you go, and tell those shitty
thugs like you
to not come here again, 'cause
I will fucking kill you all.
Crawl back to the door. Come on.
Crawl to the door, scum.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Walk, walk. Come on, walk!
Come on, you too. Come on.
- Where's Negro Pablo, man?
- I don't know.
- Who brought you, motherfucker?
- Your family!
Someone from your family told me
to kick you out of here.
Get out, get out.
- Come on, man.
- Get out.
- Come on.
- Get out.
- Come on.
- Bye, faggot.
- Come on.
- Come on.
The victory dance, man.
Clown.
You're a clown.
Fucking Stones head.
There.
Turca.
You remembered the dead, darling?
How are you?
Fine. And you?
There I am. Fine.
Did you bring me cigarrettes?
Yeah, I think I've got...one, two.
A couple of packs?
No. One or two.
Oh, you're an idiot, man.
How are you bringing me two blunts?
You see…
things ain't the best right now, okay?
Oh, shut up.
How's Negro Pablo?
There he goes. What do I know?
We've grown a little apart.
Things have changed since
you left.
The house filled with brats and
all that stuff...It's history.
What did you came here for?
There's a job.
A big one.
I need you to lend the cash.
You're funny, kid!
But you're crazy.
This money is untouchable.
It's safe, man.
It's a safe job, come on.
Who are you doing it with?
I've got a pair of legs to do it.
- A pair of legs?
- Hmm.
Why don't you touch me for a while,
Pollito,
if you have a pair of legs?
- Hey, don't be like that.
Look at the hole, it's so small.
- Come on, don't say things like that.
- Oh, you stop.
Come on, don't overthink it, Turca.
Okay, we're gonna do something.
Ah?
If I go in,
Negro Pablo goes in too.
For the old times, okay?
Hmm.
I can't believe what my uncle did,
he's such a rat.
That's the way it is.
You don't choose your family.
- Family? That son of a bitch?
- It's your family, man.
- But, where's the family?
- It's your family, whether you like it or not.
Hey, Miguel.
What, Ricardo?
Regarding the...
the deal.
We gotta get that money.
What are you thinking of?
Let's get it.
Here.
What's wrong with him?
What, is he deaf, your friend?
No, the opposite.
How are you, don Ramiro?
May we come in?
Excuse me. Come.
Hello.
Be careful.
I could've never imagined, man,
that this place existed.
Right? It's my little Amazonas.
A piece of jungle in the city.
Who's it from?
I don't know, I don't have a fucking clue.
What? What about that guy who let
us in, that friend of yours?
I don't know, he doesn't talk.
He's mute.
Who is it, Bernardo?
Hey, this place is amazing.
- Right?
- My hand, please?
- Come here.
Was it good, at least?
Shut up, man, don't make me
feel bad.
Come on, was it good?
Yeah, it was delicious.
Finger-licking good.
Come on.
Careful with that plant.
Dust to dust.
That turkey's gonna take a real trip.
Hey sir, have you got the time?
Come on, come on, come on!
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- Out!
One, two, three, four…
Hey, who did live here before?
Come on!
Motherfuckers!
Do you know what a
commandment is?
No fuss, no drugs, and you don't let anyone,
absolutely no one here.
- Don't worry.
- Okay?
Hey, could you tell me the time?
I haven't got a watch.
Everything okay, tiger?
- Yeah, man, it's okay.
- Bye, tiger.
Bye.
Well, kid?
- It didn't work on him.
- What?
He hasn't got a watch.
But, are you stupid?
What's the matter, man?
The matter? The time thing is a cue,
not to know the time of your
robbery, dumbass.
But listen to me, man, if he hasn't
got a watch, he can't have cash.
You're smart, huh?
Man, are you playing with me?
What did you bring me here for?
Did you come just to make fuss?
I'm going back home.
- I'm not making any fuss.
- Move your ass or I'll go home.
That's it, okay?
Are you moving your ass?
Bring me that guy's ring.
His ring?
The ring. I want you to bring me
his wedding ring.
Has he got a married face or not?
Come on, man.
- Man, could you tell me the time?
- No.
- Well, come here. Come here.
- What are you doing?
What are you doing, man?
- Give me all you've got.
- You're nervous, please calm down.
- Give me the money.
- Yeah, but calm down.
- It's not your business.
- You may fire that by accident.
- I'm nervous. Give me all of it, come on.
- I'll give you everything.
But calm down, please.
- Hold on, hold on, here you are. That's it.
- Come on, give me all you've got, please.
- Give me the watch.
- I'm giving it to you.
The watch. Hold on.
- Please, please calm down.
- Come on. Give it to me.
- Everything's cool.
- Cool.
Motherfucker.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Give me the ring, man.
- Um, the ring?
- Give me the ring!
- They'll give you two bucks for it.
- I don't care!
- It's special for me.
My wife chose it.
Women are sluts. Give it to me.
- Give it to me or I'll burn your finger.
- Wait.
Give me everything!
Give me everything!
Stop! Police!
I'm sorry, man.
No.
No. No.
Stop or I'll shoot you!
Drop the gun.
- Wait, don't shoot, don't shoot.
- Drop it away!
Kick it!
- Turn around slowly.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- It was a mistake.
- Don't fuck with me.
- It was my first time, it was a mistake.
- To the ground!
Stay there, okay?
- Command.
- Command. Faction agent.
- It was a mistake.
QTH, Brown Street.
- In priority.
Stay there.
- No.
- What's your priority?
- Motherfucker!
Come, son of a bitch, come here.
Stay right there, okay?
- Get down. Don't look.
- Wait.
- Don't look at me!
- Don't kill me. No!
- Scared now? You looked like Videla before.
Now you're scared?
- Give me your badge.
- Don't…
- A pig's souvenir.
- Don't do anything to me!
- Faggot. You forget the kid's face.
- Don't kill me.
- Shut up. Forget his face.
- Yes.
- Forget it or I'll kill you.
Come on!
Okay, 8-17, it's 1869.
Come on, come on!
- Let's go.
Jump, jump.
Don't go around losing my stuff, okay?
That bullet flew two meters away from me!
It would've been worse if it was
two centimeters, right?
I heard it buzzing, man.
Don't be so dramatic, that bullet
wasn't yours.
How, mine?
That's not the bullet waiting for
you, understand, kid?
Get up, or are you gonna stay there?
What bullet is waiting for me?
It's the way it is. If you go around the
street like that, you gotta know
there might be a shot waiting
for you, okay?
That's the way it is, man. It's not easy.
How did you know that wasn't my bullet?
I didn't, but it didn't get you.
So it wasn't your bullet, right, man?
Come on, get up here.
Well, go ahead, tell me how it went.
It was horrible. I did everything wrong.
Hey, it wasn't too bad for being the
first time, okay? Don't be so harsh.
You think so?
Give me the ring.
You left me dead with that ring
thing, man.
You didn't get it?
What do you think?
Do you know why you didn't get it?
Yeah, because I'm not made
for this, man.
No. It was 'cause you didn't listen
to me. You…
I was scared as hell.
And? What's so special about that?
We're all scared.
Fear's gonna go with you wherever you go.
You gotta live, walk with it, you know?
It's as simple as that.
Yeah, but do you think El Gordo
Valor was scared, man?
You looked at him, okay?
That was the moment you fucked up.
I looked at him?
Of course you did. You didn't listen to me.
I didn't look at him.
When you rob someone, you
don't look at them in the eyes.
Understand? That's the matter.
Why?
'Cause when you look at them
in the eyes, you feel sorry for them.
And everything takes a diferent turn.
Understand? That's the way it is.
Here you are.
You can keep it.
Come on.
- This is not for me, man.
- You should've thought that before, huh?
What? I'm not gonna do it
again and that's it.
Once you go in and it works,
you never get out.
Lies. I know someone that goes in
and out wherever he likes.
Oh, yeah? Give me an example.
El Pollo.
Man.
- What?
- You're in trouble.
What are you doing there?
What are you doing, standing there
like a jerk?
Here you are.
What is this?
It's yours.
The slipped one.
Try not just giving it to anyone.
Okay.
I'm going upstairs, okay?
I wanna be alone.
Come on, fuck.
- Pollo.
Ah, it's you, Richard.
- How are you?
- How are you?
Hey, didn't Pollo come back?
No, he hasn't come back.
Bah, I don't know, did Pollo come back?
- 'Cause I didn't see him.
- Well, then he hasn't.
Hey, Ricardo.
What do you want, Chiqui?
What happened between Pollo and you?
Nothing, man, nothing happened.
What do I know.
- What's the matter?
- Did you fight?
Yeah, we had a fight.
Yeah.
I'm back.
- Good night.
- Hello.
How much for the Clarín one?
2,50.
- And El Popular?
- 1.
- May I grab a Crónica?
- Okay. Grab it.
It has some hot chicks on
the cover.
There you can see, on the back,
check out there.
- Check this one.
- That one…
She makes me wanna jack myself to death.
What a beautiful night, huh?
It's great, man.
Starry.
Some pussy would be nice
today, right?
Nice ass, girl!
Onanists Anonymous, good night.
What do you want, Walter?
"What do you want"? El Pollo.
- Is it for me?
- For you.
Try to be brief, okay?
- Okay, come on.
- "Come on"?
In the end, there's only
one telephone here and it's mine.
- Okay, Walter.
- This…
- We can talk about it later.
- We can do it whenever you want.
- Okay.
- You and me. Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Be quick, okay?
- Hello.
What are you doing with that?
- What are you doing with that dog?
- Someone has to feed him.
- Precisely...
The murderer of helpless animals.
I'm going out, girls.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting your sister.
Is it at least gonna have a happy ending?
- You see, Seve?
- Ah?
These guys fight, make up.
They're like faggots.
It's good, right? What is it?
Giblets.
What do you want?
I have to talk to you.
Okay, talk, come on, man.
Not here.
Okay, choose a place
for us to talk. Come on.
Hey!
Motherfucker.
Hold on.
- Hey, tiger.
- What do you want?
- This machine doesn't work for shit.
- Which machine?
That one, man,
the one I was just using.
The Lethal Weapon one works.
- It swallowed all my tokens!
- What? No.
No. You're sitting there, keeping
money, while that thing swallows my tokens.
- Do you want to see the machine?
- Okay, come on, come here.
You'll see how it swallows the token.
That machine works. This one doesn't.
- It "works"?
- That one works.
- Look how it works.
- What? It kept two of my tokens.
Look how it does it, you'll see.
There it is. There you are.
- There you are.
- Where?
- Well?
- Don't you see? What are you doing?
Look, it glitches.
But, are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?
- "Kidding you"? What did you say?
- How can you do that?
If it doesn't work, give me my
money back.
How can you handle it like that?
- You don't play that way, man!
- Look, it's crap.
Give me my money back, man.
- You just moved it!
- Give it back to me.
"Give it back to me".
Talking to me like that!
- "Like that"?
- You mistreated me! You calm down!
Call me once you get things fixed, man.
- Calm the fuck down.
- I'll be back and ruin you.
- Midget, asshole!
- Yeah, and I'm gonna fix everything!
Dumbass! I kick all of your
machines, dumbass.
Ricardito, wait,
are you in a hurry now?
I don't like wasting my time
to you fighting over bullshit.
What bullshit? He kept my 25 bucks.
Bullshit? It's my money.
Okay, man, go and complain,
maybe you'll win a lollipop.
No, no, man.
I came to talk about something
else, anyway.
I called you over something else,
okay? I wanted to tell you now.
Oh, yeah? What do you want?
Man, I'm sick of watching your
back all the time, okay?
You were watching my back?
Yeah, I used to watch your back,
but I'm not doing it anymore.
I did it until today, you understand?
Also, as you're kinda sissy,
maybe you thought I was going
to take care of you for life.
Pollo.
Why don't you suck my dick, man?
No, no, no, don't come with that.
Besides, I didn't finish, okay?
I won't take that anymore.
The disrespect.
Understand? I don't mistreat you,
so you're gonna treat me right, okay?
Huh? My patience is over.
You had patience on me?
Yeah, I had patience on you.
Yeah, man, and?
I hope it's clear.
Pollo.
Come.
Suck my dick, man.
It's a shame, Ricardo.
It's a shame.
Guys!
Well, man?
What's that?
A microwave, man.
You're funny, huh?
- What are you doing, dog?
- Where did you get that TV?
I brought it. From far away.
- That's great, man!
- Right?
Ahora sí, eh?
You know, I had this horrible
feeling, I felt that
this house lacked something, huh?
Yeah, now we need an antenna. I'll sure
find something in the kitchen.
Great, huh?
Right there, right there.
There. This…
Do you know how I call this?
The human parabolic antenna.
Yeah, go changing your position so...
your position, so it becomes clear.
There. There, there. Stay right there.
Why don't you suck my dick, Walter?
There it goes.
There, there, there.
Esteban.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- I had nothing to do with it.
- With what?
I didn't call the cop.
It's okay, one minute. I want to give you…
- I work here.
- I… stop!
- Come here, where are you going?
- Don't kill me.
Haven't you heard me? I'm not gonna
kill you, dumbass.
- I want to give you something back.
- I forgive you, it's okay.
- You forgive me!
- No, no, everything's okay.
- I want to give this back to you.
- No, no.
Take it, man. Where are you going?
Rat! Motherfucker! Faggot!
Motherfucker.
- I just wanted to give you your wallet.
How are you doing, criminal?
- How are you, Florencia?
- How are you?
How's it going?
- Fine.
- Fine?
- And you?
- Here I am. What are you on?
Studying. What else I'm supposed
to do?
Of course. Well, I thought that you
might be doing an internship.
Oh, no, no. Not yet. I've got a lot
of subjects to work on.
See, I'm working.
- So it's a little more difficult now.
- Of course.
And what are you doing?
I'm on a visit.
Don't mind me.
Well, I don't know, tell me something.
What are you on?
Here I am, failing.
You're a failed clown.
Did you know I had the hots for you?
Huh?
You know how many times I
dreamed of your tits?
Three years.
Ah.
What? Did you know?
I suspected it.
But, what does that have to do now?
Stop!
Well, I'll go in a few minutes.
Could you tell me what happened
to your life and therefore, your shyness?
What? Was I too shy?
Well, we studied two years together
and you didn't say anything…
about my tits.
What would have happened?
With what?
If I told you something,
what would have happened?
Would I have had a chance?
No.
Now, look how things are, huh?
These guys, a long time ago,
took a fortress,
and you, in 2000, can't steal some
dumbass's ring.
I'll get one of these to join me.
- How do you do, big man?
- What are you doing?
- Nothing, watching TV.
- How are you, Richard?
How are you, Chiqui?
- How's everything? Fine?
- Fine.
What are you watching?
- The Trojan Wars.
- Yeah?
We have to send one of these to
the Congress. A horse.
That would be cool.
Come on, man.
I brought the TV.
You do the antenna work now.
Come on, man.
- What are you doing?
- Chiqui.
How are you, Pollo?
Fine.
Hey, did you bring me that, man?
Yes.
Let me see.
Tell us something.
We've got a TV at home.
- Huh?
- We've got TV.
TV?
- Hey, Pollo.
- Hmm?
Can I ask you a question?
What do you want it for?
What do you want?
I gotta see the turk.
What turk?
La Turca.
How much have you got?
How much do you want?
60.
30.
What are you doing there, man?
Nothing, I was just looking.
Ah, you like me now?
- Come in.
- Excuse me.
Make yourself at home.
Miguel, you know what I was thinking?
See, we're a little tight with those
300 pesos.
- Well, what do you…?
- If they don't kick us out. I mean...
- Maybe…
- Yes.
Selling a gun.
Only one.
- That amount of money.
Do they give you 300 for this one?
Do they give you 300 for this one?
If they give you 300, sell it.
Okay.
You want to sell a gun?
I wanted to ask you if you
wanted to sell one.
You think it would be good, selling a gun?
Well, I don't know, man.
Look. The thing is.
Guns are not sold.
You make money with them,
you don't turn them into money, okay?
Or at least that's me.
I don't know about you.
What are you doing, smoking like that?
Well, I got a need, man, of oral anguish.
Then you should watch this.
Well, it's over.
Free life is over, kid.
Hold on, man. Hold on.
- Ricardo!
Who are you?
Santa Claus and the seven dwarves.
- Huh?
- And this is the present, baby.
Party's over, guys. You get the
fuck out of here.
What the…
Ricardo, Ricardo!
What Ricardo?
- Shut up or I'll…
- Man, hold on, hold on.
Two are missing. They're four.
We're two, man, that's it.
Two? Who's Ricardo then, asshole?
Here we are, motherfucker.
Drop the gun.
Drop the gun! Drop the gun!
Or I'll kill you all, I don't care if
you're friends or not.
- Okay.
- To the ground. There.
Grab the gun, Walter.
Who's the tough guy now, huh?
To the ground, come on. To the ground.
Come on, you too. Come on.
Who are you, huh? Who are you?
You know, I'm not gonna kill you.
So you go, and tell those shitty
thugs like you
to not come here again, 'cause
I will fucking kill you all.
Crawl back to the door. Come on.
Crawl to the door, scum.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Walk, walk. Come on, walk!
Come on, you too. Come on.
- Where's Negro Pablo, man?
- I don't know.
- Who brought you, motherfucker?
- Your family!
Someone from your family told me
to kick you out of here.
Get out, get out.
- Come on, man.
- Get out.
- Come on.
- Get out.
- Come on.
- Bye, faggot.
- Come on.
- Come on.
The victory dance, man.
Clown.
You're a clown.
Fucking Stones head.
There.
Turca.
You remembered the dead, darling?
How are you?
Fine. And you?
There I am. Fine.
Did you bring me cigarrettes?
Yeah, I think I've got...one, two.
A couple of packs?
No. One or two.
Oh, you're an idiot, man.
How are you bringing me two blunts?
You see…
things ain't the best right now, okay?
Oh, shut up.
How's Negro Pablo?
There he goes. What do I know?
We've grown a little apart.
Things have changed since
you left.
The house filled with brats and
all that stuff...It's history.
What did you came here for?
There's a job.
A big one.
I need you to lend the cash.
You're funny, kid!
But you're crazy.
This money is untouchable.
It's safe, man.
It's a safe job, come on.
Who are you doing it with?
I've got a pair of legs to do it.
- A pair of legs?
- Hmm.
Why don't you touch me for a while,
Pollito,
if you have a pair of legs?
- Hey, don't be like that.
Look at the hole, it's so small.
- Come on, don't say things like that.
- Oh, you stop.
Come on, don't overthink it, Turca.
Okay, we're gonna do something.
Ah?
If I go in,
Negro Pablo goes in too.
For the old times, okay?
Hmm.
I can't believe what my uncle did,
he's such a rat.
That's the way it is.
You don't choose your family.
- Family? That son of a bitch?
- It's your family, man.
- But, where's the family?
- It's your family, whether you like it or not.
Hey, Miguel.
What, Ricardo?
Regarding the...
the deal.
We gotta get that money.
What are you thinking of?
Let's get it.
Here.
What's wrong with him?
What, is he deaf, your friend?
No, the opposite.
How are you, don Ramiro?
May we come in?
Excuse me. Come.
Hello.
Be careful.
I could've never imagined, man,
that this place existed.
Right? It's my little Amazonas.
A piece of jungle in the city.
Who's it from?
I don't know, I don't have a fucking clue.
What? What about that guy who let
us in, that friend of yours?
I don't know, he doesn't talk.
He's mute.
Who is it, Bernardo?
Hey, this place is amazing.
- Right?
- My hand, please?
- Come here.
Was it good, at least?
Shut up, man, don't make me
feel bad.
Come on, was it good?
Yeah, it was delicious.
Finger-licking good.
Come on.
Careful with that plant.
Dust to dust.
That turkey's gonna take a real trip.
Hey sir, have you got the time?
Come on, come on, come on!
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