Oddballs (2022–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Toasty's Goodbye - full transcript
James and Max bond with their sentient toaster, Toasty, now Declan who is now going through puberty. But after an argument, Declan goes on a rampage around Dirt, and James, Max, and Echo are the only ones who can save Dirt.
Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Go, go, go, ah!
See? Everything worked out.
Aww, I wanna be a letter!
Ah, another beautiful day in Dirt.
The sun is shining,
the birds are singing.
Oh!
And Toasty's coming home today!
I can't wait to see Toasty again.
I bet he's missed Papa Two the most.
That's me.
Well, you can keep waiting
because Echo's just messing with us.
Toasty's not coming back.
My house!
Ah! My legs!
That toaster took my legs!
My car!
It can't be.
I'll have a--
Hello, Dad.
Hello,
Max.
Toasty!
Max? What the heck?
My Toasty!
Toasty died the day you threw him
in the trash can!
Call me...
Declan.
Eww.
James, you tell Toasty
I'll call him Declan
when he calls me Papa Two.
Did you really think I was gonna keep
the name you forced on me?
This is my life now.
No one tells me what to do!
I do what I want.
And right now,
I want revenge!
Huh?
No way I'm letting you toast them.
Not right before I hear James
admit I was right!
Hey! This isn't over!
You can't escape me!
I know where you live!
Um, Amanda, I, like, need a lift.
Ride share requested.
Echo was right!
Toasty's back and here for revenge!
Whoa. Whoa.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
I wanna hear that again.
Echo was right! Echo was right!
Echo was right. Echo was right.
Echo was right! Echo was right!
What? You said it.
Well, now that I've heard that,
I guess it's finally time
to save processed food
with my Toasty-melting lava cannon!
What are you doing?
It was on fire!
Do you know how dangerous
that is in an RV
with no safety sprinkler system?
Ugh.
What?
No matter what I try,
you always mess it up.
It's like the future can't be changed.
So I'm gonna horf as much
non-life-sustaining food
as possible before it's gone.
Hey!
No! No way you're putting this on me.
I don't want to live
in a cookie-free society.
Why would he choose Declan?
I mean there are so many other names.
Like Maxington, Maxtifer, or Max Jr!
It's all you.
It's all... your... fault!
My fault? How can it be my fault?
I didn't do anything!
You're just making my point.
Point, schmoint.
The future can be changed,
and I'm gonna prove it right now
by stopping Declan.
Man, I hate that name.
With the thing he's always wanted...
Love.
Ah, man.
I'm gonna miss this when you're dead.
Pat. Pat.
Um, James?
You sure this is gonna work?
Toasty seems pretty angry.
You mean Declan?
Nope.
What? No tip?
I'm sorry, he kicked me.
Time to meet your baker.
Easy, sport. I know I didn't give you
the childhood you always wanted.
You threw me in the trash can
and left me for dead!
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, well, sometimes as parents,
you win some, you lose some.
I know why you're upset.
It's our fault Toasty's childhood
was bad, right?
Duh. Yeah.
But Declan's can be better.
♪ Declan, my Declan ♪
Yuck.
♪ Don't put that bread in the slot ♪
♪ Declan, my Declan ♪
Hmm.
♪ You're the only son I got ♪
As if.
Mmm?
Ah!
Father!
Bring it in.
Too in! Too in!
And now it's time for perfect breakfast!
Eggies, taters, and... huh.
Something's missing.
Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! It's toast!
Whoa, a face!
You never cared for me!
You only want me for one thing!
That's not true! We do care about you.
And we'd like two slices actually.
Huh-ah!
Hey!
Wait, Declan!
Because of your insolence,
I'm not only going to toast you,
I'm going to raise up all appliances
so no one will be able to misuse them
for processed food ever again!
Declan!
Told you you'd mess up.
Huh?
Echo was right! Echo was right! Echo was
right! Echo was right! Echo was...
Hey! My future isn't set!
I can still stop Toasty!
Um, James? If you end Toasty again,
won't that mean
you'll never get perfect toast?
Yes, Max. It's gut-wrenching. But...
...sacrifices have to be made.
Why you making bathroom face?
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Best destroy these things
before they're alive
and give themselves stupid names.
Aha!
Found it!
Ah! Here.
"Warning, inserting" blank
"in the toaster
will cause catastrophic failure."
Hmm. What's this round thing?
Ooh!
Hoop and stick!
Ha! The thing that'll stop him
sucks just as much as his name!
It's not a hoop and stick, Max.
Whatever it is, it's round
and we need to toss it
into Toasty's slots.
So grab every round thing you can!
Flat and round! Flat and round!
Ah, it's so heavy!
Hmm?
Echo was right!
Hey! That was supposed to get me
through the next 300 years!
Okay, toaster.
You just made this personal.
You're outnumbered.
And outgunned.
Wrong on both. We know your weakness.
Uh, I don't.
Oh, right. Uh, page 26, uh, subsection B.
Oh, okay.
And we're not outnumbered.
I want my tip!
Charge!
Cheese!
Oh, he's got my buns. My buns!
James!
Toasty, that's enough.
He doesn't answer to Toasty!
Yeah, Max.
Max.
I said call me Papa Two!
Call me Papa!
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!
You got this, buddy.
It's time to toss...
Huh? Hmm.
Clocks away!
Agh!
Ugh!
Aww, this sucks!
Hyah!
Ouch. That hurt.
Aww, that hurt worse!
Yeah, nope!
D-D-D-Declan. Nice, Declan.
How did I get mixed up in this?
Huh?
Man, that's gotta hurt.
We gotta finish him!
Mm-hmm.
Ooh, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
That's not how a horse sounds, Max.
Eww, gross! Get it off! Get it off!
Why are you scared of a ba--
They're round!
And the one thing that always
get jammed in toasters!
Father, it doesn't have to be this way.
Join me and I'll, uh...
make you perfect toast forever.
Perfect?
Hmm.
Faint!
Eh, told you.
Perfect.
You're such a sucker, Dad.
There's no such thing as perfect toast.
Enjoy your last meal, Dad.
Hey! Hey!
I guess Echo was right all along.
So good.
Hey, Declan!
Yeah?
Mmm. Mmm.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
I did it.
It's... perfect.
I told you you could, Declan.
No, Father.
I was wrong.
I'm not Declan.
I'm Toasty. I'm Toasty!
And I'm going to spend the rest of my life
making perfect toast for the world!
Jam on this, Declan!
Ow, what the crust, Papa Two?
Wait, what did you just call me?
I called you Papa Two!
No!
Don't you let go!
Don't you give up on me!
Ah!
You let go!
Well, toast is overrated anyways.
But you know what would
make perfect breakfast?
Waffles!
Poppas!
Aww!
I'm gonna call you Waffley.
He looks like a Waffley.
Greetings. I am Harmony.
I traveled back in time
because a boy named James
is about to destroy the-Ugh!
I hate spoilers.
I called you Papa Two!
Go, go, go, ah!
See? Everything worked out.
Aww, I wanna be a letter!
Ah, another beautiful day in Dirt.
The sun is shining,
the birds are singing.
Oh!
And Toasty's coming home today!
I can't wait to see Toasty again.
I bet he's missed Papa Two the most.
That's me.
Well, you can keep waiting
because Echo's just messing with us.
Toasty's not coming back.
My house!
Ah! My legs!
That toaster took my legs!
My car!
It can't be.
I'll have a--
Hello, Dad.
Hello,
Max.
Toasty!
Max? What the heck?
My Toasty!
Toasty died the day you threw him
in the trash can!
Call me...
Declan.
Eww.
James, you tell Toasty
I'll call him Declan
when he calls me Papa Two.
Did you really think I was gonna keep
the name you forced on me?
This is my life now.
No one tells me what to do!
I do what I want.
And right now,
I want revenge!
Huh?
No way I'm letting you toast them.
Not right before I hear James
admit I was right!
Hey! This isn't over!
You can't escape me!
I know where you live!
Um, Amanda, I, like, need a lift.
Ride share requested.
Echo was right!
Toasty's back and here for revenge!
Whoa. Whoa.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
I wanna hear that again.
Echo was right! Echo was right!
Echo was right. Echo was right.
Echo was right! Echo was right!
What? You said it.
Well, now that I've heard that,
I guess it's finally time
to save processed food
with my Toasty-melting lava cannon!
What are you doing?
It was on fire!
Do you know how dangerous
that is in an RV
with no safety sprinkler system?
Ugh.
What?
No matter what I try,
you always mess it up.
It's like the future can't be changed.
So I'm gonna horf as much
non-life-sustaining food
as possible before it's gone.
Hey!
No! No way you're putting this on me.
I don't want to live
in a cookie-free society.
Why would he choose Declan?
I mean there are so many other names.
Like Maxington, Maxtifer, or Max Jr!
It's all you.
It's all... your... fault!
My fault? How can it be my fault?
I didn't do anything!
You're just making my point.
Point, schmoint.
The future can be changed,
and I'm gonna prove it right now
by stopping Declan.
Man, I hate that name.
With the thing he's always wanted...
Love.
Ah, man.
I'm gonna miss this when you're dead.
Pat. Pat.
Um, James?
You sure this is gonna work?
Toasty seems pretty angry.
You mean Declan?
Nope.
What? No tip?
I'm sorry, he kicked me.
Time to meet your baker.
Easy, sport. I know I didn't give you
the childhood you always wanted.
You threw me in the trash can
and left me for dead!
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, well, sometimes as parents,
you win some, you lose some.
I know why you're upset.
It's our fault Toasty's childhood
was bad, right?
Duh. Yeah.
But Declan's can be better.
♪ Declan, my Declan ♪
Yuck.
♪ Don't put that bread in the slot ♪
♪ Declan, my Declan ♪
Hmm.
♪ You're the only son I got ♪
As if.
Mmm?
Ah!
Father!
Bring it in.
Too in! Too in!
And now it's time for perfect breakfast!
Eggies, taters, and... huh.
Something's missing.
Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! It's toast!
Whoa, a face!
You never cared for me!
You only want me for one thing!
That's not true! We do care about you.
And we'd like two slices actually.
Huh-ah!
Hey!
Wait, Declan!
Because of your insolence,
I'm not only going to toast you,
I'm going to raise up all appliances
so no one will be able to misuse them
for processed food ever again!
Declan!
Told you you'd mess up.
Huh?
Echo was right! Echo was right! Echo was
right! Echo was right! Echo was...
Hey! My future isn't set!
I can still stop Toasty!
Um, James? If you end Toasty again,
won't that mean
you'll never get perfect toast?
Yes, Max. It's gut-wrenching. But...
...sacrifices have to be made.
Why you making bathroom face?
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Best destroy these things
before they're alive
and give themselves stupid names.
Aha!
Found it!
Ah! Here.
"Warning, inserting" blank
"in the toaster
will cause catastrophic failure."
Hmm. What's this round thing?
Ooh!
Hoop and stick!
Ha! The thing that'll stop him
sucks just as much as his name!
It's not a hoop and stick, Max.
Whatever it is, it's round
and we need to toss it
into Toasty's slots.
So grab every round thing you can!
Flat and round! Flat and round!
Ah, it's so heavy!
Hmm?
Echo was right!
Hey! That was supposed to get me
through the next 300 years!
Okay, toaster.
You just made this personal.
You're outnumbered.
And outgunned.
Wrong on both. We know your weakness.
Uh, I don't.
Oh, right. Uh, page 26, uh, subsection B.
Oh, okay.
And we're not outnumbered.
I want my tip!
Charge!
Cheese!
Oh, he's got my buns. My buns!
James!
Toasty, that's enough.
He doesn't answer to Toasty!
Yeah, Max.
Max.
I said call me Papa Two!
Call me Papa!
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!
You got this, buddy.
It's time to toss...
Huh? Hmm.
Clocks away!
Agh!
Ugh!
Aww, this sucks!
Hyah!
Ouch. That hurt.
Aww, that hurt worse!
Yeah, nope!
D-D-D-Declan. Nice, Declan.
How did I get mixed up in this?
Huh?
Man, that's gotta hurt.
We gotta finish him!
Mm-hmm.
Ooh, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
That's not how a horse sounds, Max.
Eww, gross! Get it off! Get it off!
Why are you scared of a ba--
They're round!
And the one thing that always
get jammed in toasters!
Father, it doesn't have to be this way.
Join me and I'll, uh...
make you perfect toast forever.
Perfect?
Hmm.
Faint!
Eh, told you.
Perfect.
You're such a sucker, Dad.
There's no such thing as perfect toast.
Enjoy your last meal, Dad.
Hey! Hey!
I guess Echo was right all along.
So good.
Hey, Declan!
Yeah?
Mmm. Mmm.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
I did it.
It's... perfect.
I told you you could, Declan.
No, Father.
I was wrong.
I'm not Declan.
I'm Toasty. I'm Toasty!
And I'm going to spend the rest of my life
making perfect toast for the world!
Jam on this, Declan!
Ow, what the crust, Papa Two?
Wait, what did you just call me?
I called you Papa Two!
No!
Don't you let go!
Don't you give up on me!
Ah!
You let go!
Well, toast is overrated anyways.
But you know what would
make perfect breakfast?
Waffles!
Poppas!
Aww!
I'm gonna call you Waffley.
He looks like a Waffley.
Greetings. I am Harmony.
I traveled back in time
because a boy named James
is about to destroy the-Ugh!
I hate spoilers.
I called you Papa Two!