No Mundo da Luna (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - O Peixe - full transcript

Get me out of here!
I'm going to break down this door!

-I need to go back to the gym first.
-You're so dramatic.

-Sabrina, you locked me in here!
-You wrote it yourself.

"Taurus:
death will cross paths with you".

This couldn't be clearer.

If you stay,
there are no "paths" to cross.

There is food and water in that table.

Sabrina!

-Did you let her escape?
-The other door!

You too, Bia?

I need to go to work.
Clarice is going to kill me.



-Are you serious, Sabrina? Bia?
-Your prediction worked for me.

It said: "Go to the dentist".
I went, and I had cavities.

Mine talked about love
and I found Micaela.

And mine didn't work.

My crush called me his "cousin",

and not in the "Game of Thrones"
kind of way.

And the supermodel's "loyal love"
is my cool boss.

-Your boss? She doesn't do journalism.
-No.

Can you stop reminding me of that?

Please, I need to go to work.

I will get fired, Sabrina.

Poor thing.
Want some coffee?

That's what I call willpower.

I know, the gym is too expensive
so I'm doing rappelling at home.



-With kangas .
-That's what they're for.

Do you want a ride?

You told me to show up
if I wanted a ride,

-so I'm not being intrusive, right?
-Not at all.

We don't need those formalities,
after all I'm just a cousin to you.

Do you prefer just "gypsy"?
The gadjos think we're all cousins.

-But we're not.
-Really?

-No, we're not.
-We're like cousins.

No, we're not!

Wait.
Thanks for helping me push that one time.

Good morning, Luna Lovari.

Good morning, Dante Montini.

Good morning, boss.

Did you know we have
a professional climber in the company?

-Really?
-Yes. Luna.

-She was climbing a rope in her building.
-She is brave.

She drives Mr. Lazarus here every day.

-"Lazarus"?
-Wait, you call my car "Lazarus"?

Yes, because only Jesus
can bring your car back to life.

Clara, come.

"The Teenager" says that your horoscope
is better than the best algorithm,

and I need an answer now.
Get the cards.

Get the cards. Get them.

Now take them out.

-What is your sign?
-"Signs" are a ridiculous concept.

What is the question?

I am not basing my life
off an old card deck.

Clarice, you must ask a question.

God, reading cards?

Why must I sink to this level?
Why do I listen to my daughter?

I need to choose an applicant,
there's a new job opening

for journalism and writing stories.

-Writing stories?
-Yes, but I have two applicants,

one of them is a young journalist
who just graduated,

she is idealistic, has no experience,
but I can see that she has talent.

-And the other?
-The other one is a fish.

A fish?

Exactly, a fish.

In this case, the boy's father
is one of the board members.

My God.

Just a second.

Injustice! They require experience
but won't provide opportunities.

Hire the girl!

-Exactly.
-Excuse me?

The cards are clearly saying
that you should...

She should hold on to certainty.

Hire the fish.

If she doesn't hire the fish,

there will be another job opening:

Her job.

Does it usually take that long?

Come on, tell me!

They're saying that you should hire
someone who is loyal to the company.

But isn't this knight saying
that I should hire the fish?

-No. No.
-No?

No, he's saying that the boy's father

-is not going to be angry.
-Really?

Yes.

Objection!

What is this nonsense?
You can't lie, girl!

I'm either crazy and my career is over,

or you're right.

So you're hiring the passionate girl
who is willing to work?

I am.

Thank you, thank you, Clarice.

You won't regret it, I promise.

No! It's not you.

Accept it, you belong with the horoscope,

and the world values that much more
than it values journalism. Come here.

Is it still politically correct
to smile showing your teeth?

-Excuse me?
-I don't know, maybe showing your teeth

is offensive to toothless people,
I'm trying not to get canceled.

That's it, sign it, perfect.

Great, now I'll show you...
No. No hugging.

We don't do that in my department.

This is the redaction area,
take a look,

these are the people that work here.

-I don't know their names, you can ask...
-He's in a meeting.

No, wait, he's the only one I can name.

-You're... Wait...
-Dante.

Dante, exactly, he's so cute.
His office is so cool,

it has a bit of a hipster vibe,
as you can see.

Now let's take a look.
Let's go, it doesn't end here.

I need it today. Are you sure?
I'm looking it up on the internet

and it's been off the page for four days.

Alright.
Fine, then. Thank you.

I'm sorry, guys,
for letting you fall.

Let's go. I need today's horoscope.

Aries.

Done. Today's horoscope.

How mature.

You know that I never wanted
to be a fortune teller.

Guys!

I can't believe that I am trying
to make cards talk.

But at least I'm trying. Please.

For the love of St. Sarah.

I just need today's horoscope for Aries.

I am going to try again.

Come on.

Speak.

Say something.

What is this tower?

I am going to throw myself off that tower
if you don't answer me.

What about the horoscope?
You were supposed to publish it at nine!

In full moon nights,
it's better to publish at ten.

God. I don't want to hear this.

Two hundred reais for 30 minutes?

God, my salary is so low.

I am the Gypsy Dolores,
and I am here to heal your pain.

-Hi.
-Something is bothering you,

otherwise you wouldn't seek
the Gypsy Dolores,

the Gypsy of Pain.

Yes,
there definitely is a lot bothering me.

-I need you to help me decipher...
-A man. He is sending mixed signals.

No. No.
This gypsy card deck.

What?

Well, I...

-I never did this before.
-And I've never asked for this before,

but there's a first time for everything.

I need you to help me
do the horoscope, very badly.

-The horoscope?
-Can we begin? We don't have much time.

-Aquarius.
-My God.

The first card is the Bird,
the second is the Anchor,

-and the third is the Sun.
-The Bird, the Anchor and the Sun.

Yes, I get it. I see it now.

The Bird wants to fly
but the Anchor won't let it.

It wants to fly to the Sun, to the light.

But the Anchor won't let it.

That person needs to remove
this weight from their path.

Tell that person
to get rid of that weight,

to carry on into the Sun.

Good.

Aries.

The Tree, the Fish and the Sun again.

Listen to me.
This is someone who's afraid.

Someone who doesn't want
to face reality.

They need to be honest to themselves,

to take a chance and fall in love.

Fall in love with yourself!

Cancer. Moon.

Taurus. Flowers.

-Tell them to be watchful.
-Pisces.

The Woman, the Clover and the Flower.

There's an obstacle in the way,
but the clover brings good luck.

-That woman is going to win!
-I see Luna's future.

-She literally...
-I think it's time for you to go home.

Yes, I was just finishing this up.

Do you want to grab dinner with me?

I can wait for you,
I know a great restaurant.

No, I want to finish this alone.

But you don't have to eat alone.

Excuse me.

-Hi.
-It's going to be a mess.

-What sign are you talking about?
-Your time is up.

No, wait!

AQUARIUS
PISCES

PUBLISHED

Surprise!

Micaela is coming over.
Do you think she'll like it?

-Say something, Luna!
-Don't you think this is a bit too much?

Too soon?

I don't know.
It seems too much to me.

I have an appointment with your brother,
Micaela will write the "S".

Please tell me this will come off.

The girl who believes in eternal love
and in a Prince Charming

-is now against love?
-Sabrina. You barely know each other.

I LOVE YOU

Luna.

ARIES
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF

Aries.

Fall in love with yourself!

Why are people so afraid?

Before the horoscope came out,

did you plan on asking Micaela
to be your girlfriend?

No.

-But then, I thought...
-Then you will call my grandmother now

-and ask her to read tea leaves for you.
-Girl!

I trust you, you have a gift.

-Sabrina, I swear...
-Micaela is here!

-Wait, I need to...
-We'll meet tomorrow! Bye!

Sabrina!

Can I sleep at your place?

Micaela is coming up.

Couldn't Sabrina go to a hotel?

Are truck drivers on strike again?

You forgot the toilet paper.

This is for tonight.

Luna! Did you forget?

I got thousands of confirmations.

Every respectable gamer
will be watching.

Once a pigeon was watching me
while I parked the car,

so I canceled my manicure.
I can't do anything in public.

It is going to be fine.

"Pisces: Show yourself to the world".

Show yourself, because in the end...

You are going to win.

Don't you think you should cancel it?

You can't humiliate your team like that.

What is going on?

Go! Go! Go!

Everything is wrong,
I'm getting beat up!

It doesn't matter.
I am going to win!

I was humiliated.

Don't be ashamed to lose.

I cried.

Having emotions is human.

What about vomiting coffee
and energy drinks like in "The Exorcist"?

-Everything has a bright side.
-My joystick was broken, Luna.

It wasn't working right,
I don't know what happened.

That was the biggest fail in history.

But your courage
can overcome anything, right?

We decided to travel together
for New Year's Eve.

Today she won't even answer my messages.

And what's worse.

I said I was going to post
the second half of my tattoo today.

My veins are drying up
because of my broken heart.

I don't get it, Luna.

The horoscope got it right every day.

The cards didn't talk to me yesterday.

-What?
-They didn't say anything.

I tried everything,
but they were silent like a tomb.

-Why didn't you tell me, Luna?
-I tried to tell you.

You know that I did.

I was thinking.

My horoscope was talking about death.

About crossing paths with death.

Maybe the cards have died.

I have no idea!
Clara the Gypsy said I'd get an A

so I stopped studying!

So I got an F.
Did it have to be that bad?

I want to kill myself!

FUNERAL SERVICES

Death on my path?
It's a bit too literal.

Good morning.

Hi, Nat.

Did someone die?

Someone is about to die.

Me. And your career,
which began before its time

but already needs respirators
to stay alive.

Do you know who is trying to kill me?

The father of the boy I didn't hire.

Something your cards
promised wouldn't happen.

Clarice, you said it yourself,
the cards are like algorithms,

they are not always right.

When you begin to understand
what an algorithm is, you can come back.

Alright?

Out!

Grandma!

They say being a grandmother
is like being a mother twice.

Please, open the door.

You also get disappointed twice,
and you deserve to be ignored.

-It's a matter of life and death.
-The death of what?

Of respect for an ancient tradition?

Please!

-Over there!
-Is it Cecilia's granddaughter?

-It's Luna.
-Yes, it's her.

-Let's go after her.
-She stole her grandmother's cards!

-These people are crazy.
-You shouldn't have done that!

Crazy girl!

-Thank you.
-Thanks.

I'll call you soon.
You can sit down.

We have clients inside.

Alright, I'll sterilize my stuff then.

-What tattoo are you getting?
-No, she wants you.

She wants to tattoo me?

Good afternoon, how are you?
What tattoo are you getting?

No, wait.

-Do you want to steal something else?
-Raul, those cards...

I always wanted
to be a fortune teller.

Yes, you wanted to be a fortune teller,
a skater, and now what? A tattoo artist.

-Fine, get out, I need to prepare.
-I want to get a tattoo.

-You always hated tattoos.
-Yes, but things change.

But tattoo artists
still need to practice.

-So? Take it or leave it.
-Can I draw whatever I want?

Deal.

Raul!

Raul, those cards.

Why are they so important for grandma?

Right, I forgot people
won't talk to me anymore.

-Who won't talk to you?
-You.

Those cards...

Grandma...

I know you, Luna.
What are you hiding?

You know our family
is a bit crazy, right?

You betray us, and now you insult us.

No, I don't want to insult anyone. Wait.

You know, our ant Joana, for example.

She talked to the plants. Didn't she?

-Didn't she do that?
-Of course not.

She talked to the gnomes.

TRAITOR

-So, is everyone alive in here?
-Some of us don't deserve to be.

She wants a tattoo
of a fairy on her back.

Are you crazy?
Nobody in here does fairies.

-Or cute things.
-No, it's not that.

-I just...
-Yes, it is. Get out of here. Go.

-What are you doing here?
-What are you doing here?

I came to help my brother.

Did you ask him to write "Trait"?

It's an acronym.
What are you doing here?

Damage control, of course.

I came up with several drawings
to try to hide the "M".

I need to hide this thing.

Do you want a ride?

Did you write "Mom"?

-Your mom would be happy.
-She should thank you.

What did you want me to write?
"Micaela, you broke my heart"?

I need your help. Please, help me.

I don't know what to do.

Speak.

Did it say something?

-Speak.
-Please, talk.

Such a bummer.
I don't know what to do.

-Maybe they're sleeping?
-Sleeping?

Luna, think about it,

did you do something
for these cards to stop talking to you?

Something different?

Something for the first time?
Something wrong?

Right and wrong
are very relative concepts.

Alright, I lied.

My boss asked me for a prediction
and I lied.

-But it was for a job opening and...
-That's it, Luna!

Everybody knows that using magic

-to do evil have consequences!
-Not everybody, just the crazies.

-Apologize to the cards.
-I'm not apologizing.

Why not?

Because I already did.

I was so nice to them,
I even put some classical music.

-Why classical music?
-I was trying to clear the air.

I know!

The cards began talking to you
when you bumped your head

during sex with Dante.

You need to do
the same thing you did that day.

-Sabrina, I'm not sleeping with Dante.
-Then stay awake.

Come on, Luna.

You look so good, I like it.

Are you doing something special tonight?

Not yet.

What about you?

You're arriving now,
must have had a special night.

No, I didn't arrive now, I was out.

-Doing something important...
-Yes, some gypsy thing, I know.

You go around town, doing stuff.

I wonder what's so important
about the horoscope.

But I have good news.
Do you remember Dani?

He is available for dinner tonight.

-Do you want to go?
-I can't.

I'm going to be busy
walking around town.

Don't be like that.
Everybody makes mistakes.

Come on!

Vini, do you still practice Umbanda?

I think I need to get in touch with...

-With someone that...
-With the spiritual world?

-Is that what you mean?
-Yes.

Yes, you know I have many faiths.

I believe in everything,
I take part in everything.

-Do you want to go now?
-Yes, now.

-Right now? But we...
-Right now.

It's more important to be accepted
by Mother Estela than by my own family.

-After that, we can get married.
-No, first we need to date, kiss,

-be together.
-Sure. Come on.

Well, you need to learn
to respect both things.

Your gift and your culture.

Or they won't respect you either.

I have used the cards in my favor.

They told me one thing,
but I lied to get what I wanted.

Yes, the future can't be revealed
to selfish people.

So that's it? It's over?

Luna, the only thing
that lasts forever is death.

Nothing else lasts forever.

Thank you so much
for taking me to Mother Estela.

-It was good for me.
-Mother Estela is a star.

She has the right name, just like you.
Luna, the moon.

Yes, I have phases,
I'm temperamental.

I'd say you're mysterious, intriguing.

I'm sure you'll be a great journalist.

Are you happy at JournAW?

Yes, but sometimes I wish
I could choose what I do.

Dante chooses for me and uses my face.

Yes, because he is an idiot.
You're good at what you do.

You really hear other people,
you make the difference there.

-At least that's what I think.
-Wow.

This is the first time
you actually notice me.

Do you think so?
I've been noticing you for a long time.

But not like this.

I like this new lunar phase.
You're looking at me in the eyes.

You're opening up.

And you're beautiful.

So beautiful.

-Come here.
-No, no, no.

Come on, let's dance.

I lied to you.

You were supposed to hire
the nepotism kid.

That's what the cards said.

I knew it.

You thought you were
the young journalist, didn't you?

It's alright,
I was going to hire her anyway.

You're not mad?

Aren't you going to fire me?

I lied to myself to follow my instincts.

The result is that the nepotism machine
now hates you,

because I told them
that it was the horoscope's fault.

But they're also grateful.

You may have helped
with their investments.

That's it for today.

Death will cross paths with you soon.

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you.
Thank you, Clarice. Thank you.

I was waiting for you.
Can you give me a ride?

Of course.

SABRINA:
LUNA, SHE IS DEAD!

SABRINA:
LUNA, SHE IS DEAD!