Nip/Tuck (2003–2010): Season 3, Episode 6 - Frankenlaura - full transcript

PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

CHRISTIAN TROY, YOU
ARE UNDER ARREST

FOR THE MURDER OF RHEA REYNOLDS.

THIS IS GONNA COST CHRISTIAN
EVERYTHING HE HAS IF IT GOES TO TRIAL.

WOULD YOU STILL STAY
IN BUSINESS WITH HIM?

OF COURSE I WOULD.

THEY FOUND THE TRANQUILIZER
IN YOUR APARTMENT, CHRISTIAN.

YOU NEED TO BELIEVE ME, SEAN.

YOU'RE FREE TO GO. WHY?

I GUESS THE REAL CARVER
STRUCK AGAIN LAST NIGHT.



HALF OUR APPOINTMENTS
CANCELED THIS WEEK.

RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE NO
SURGERIES ON THE BOOKS.

JESUS.

WAS THIS A SHARK ATTACK?

Mortician: UTERINE CANCER.

I'M NOT SURE WE
UNDERSTAND, GLENN.

2 DAYS AGO, A MAN CAME IN

TO RETRIEVE HIS DECEASED
WIFE'S WEDDING RING.

NORMALLY, POSSESSIONS ARE
RETURNED BEFORE CREMATION,

AND HIS WIFE'S REMAINS HAD
BEEN SCHEDULED A WEEK AGO.

BUT SINCE HE NEVER
RECEIVED THE RING,

WE CHECKED DOWN
HERE TO SEE IF IT HAD

ACCIDENTALLY BEEN LEFT BEHIND.

AND, UM, WE'RE GLAD WE DID.



THANK YOU.

OUR CREMATORIUM
OPERATOR, SILAS PRINE,

MADE THIS UNUSED STORAGE ROOM

HIS OWN PRIVATE HIDEAWAY.

WE DISCOVERED 4 BODIES,

ALL YOUNG WOMEN IN
THEIR TWENTIES TO THIRTIES,

EACH ONE MISSING A LIMB.

EACH ONE SCHEDULED FOR CREMATION

WEEKS OR EVEN MONTHS AGO.

AND THEN... WE FOUND THIS.

SO THE APPENDAGES ARE
FROM DIFFERENT BODIES?

IT LOOKS AS IF YOUR
CREMATORIUM OPERATOR

HAS BEEN EMBALMING
HER FOR PRESERVATION,

LIKE THEY DO WITH CADAVERS
FOR ANATOMICAL STUDY.

THAT'S CORRECT.

WE'RE JUST NOT SURE
WHERE HE LEARNED TO DO IT.

EMBALMING IS THE MORTICIAN'S JOB,
NOT THE CREMATORIUM OPERATOR.

SOUNDS LIKE A LONELY JOB.

PRINE IS THE QUIET KIND.

WE ACTUALLY DON'T
KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM.

HE'S A LONER.

NO FAMILY, NO
RELATIVES WE COULD FIND.

SPEAKING OF FAMILY, I ASSUME
THOSE OF THE DECEASED...

THEY'VE ALL BEEN NOTIFIED

AND HAVE AGREED TO KEEP IT QUIET

FOR A SUBSTANTIAL SETTLEMENT
WHILE WE RECTIFY THE SITUATION,

WHICH IS WHERE YOU COME IN.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

AREN'T THEY ALL GONNA
BE CREMATED ANYWAY?

WE'D BE WORKING
WITH NECROTIC TISSUE,

WHICH WOULD MAKE
RECONSTRUCTION VERY, VERY DIFFICULT.

ONLY WHEN THESE BODIES ARE WHOLE
CAN THESE WOMEN FINALLY REST IN PEACE.

WE JUST DON'T DO
THIS TYPE OF WORK.

IT'S HIGHLY UNUSUAL, I KNOW,

BUT I AM WILLING TO
PAY WHATEVER YOU NEED.

WE'VE HAD SOME BAD PRESS LATELY.

WE'RE TRYING TO
CLEAN UP OUR IMAGE.

I FULLY INTEND ON
KEEPING THIS QUIET.

IF THE MEDIA EVER CAUGHT
WIND OF WHAT HAPPENED,

EASLEY MORTUARIES
WOULD NEVER RECOVER.

NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW.

WE CAN COME BACK AFTER
OUR SCHEDULED SURGERY TODAY,

AND IT SHOULD TAKE
3, 4 HOURS TOPS.

ACTUALLY, THERE IS
ONE MORE PROBLEM

THAT MAY CAUSE THIS
TO TAKE SOME TIME.

WE CAN'T LOCATE
ONE OF THE BODIES.

ONE OF THE ARMS OR LEGS
DOESN'T HAVE AN OWNER?

THE HEAD.

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE HEAD CAME FROM

OR WHO IT BELONGS TO.

AND PRINE ISN'T TALKING.

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

♪ AAH ♪

♪ MAKE ME ♪

♪ BEAUTIFUL ♪

♪ MAKE ME ♪

♪ A PERFECT SOUL ♪

♪ A PERFECT MIND ♪

♪ A PERFECT FACE ♪

♪ A PERFECT ♪

♪ LIE ♪

COUNT BACK FROM 10 FOR
ME, MRS. HANSEN-TAGEN.

HUH? UM... EINS,
ZWEI... EINS, ZWEI...

FORGET IT.

THE NEXT TIME WE GET A
GERMAN TOURIST AS A PATIENT,

WE MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT WE ARE ABLE TO
UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

BEFORE WE DO ANY
INVASIVE PROCEDURES.

NECK LIPO IS NECK LIPO, LIZ,

NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT.

ACTUALLY, I TAKE THAT BACK.

IN MRS. HANSEN-TAGEN'S CASE,

IT'S A REPRIEVE FROM BEING
CONFUSED AS A BASSET HOUND.

AND NOW THAT OUR
WEBSITE'S BEEN SHUT DOWN,

I DOUBT WE'LL HAVE ANY MORE

INTERNATIONAL
CUSTOMERS ANYTIME SOON.

I CONSIDER IT A BLESSING

THAT MRS. HANSEN-TAGEN
DOESN'T KNOW ENGLISH, ACTUALLY.

SHE'S THE LAST
PATIENT ON OUR BOOKS...

THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T CANCELED

BECAUSE OF THE
CARVER ACCUSATIONS.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, SEAN.

YOU SAID NO TO THE
JOB AT THE MORTUARY.

THE MONEY HE OFFERED
WOULD HAVE GOTTEN US

THROUGH THIS DRY
SPELL. RIGHT NOW,

WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO
TAKE WHATEVER COMES OUR WAY.

YES, WE DO.

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE JOB WILL
HURT OUR REPUTATION FURTHER.

AND RECONSTRUCTING
DEAD BODIES FOR CREMATION

WON'T LEAD TO THE SORT OF
CLIENTELE I'M INTERESTED IN HAVING.

WE NEED TO MAKE MONEY, SEAN.

I CAN'T AFFORD TO
DO THIS ANYMORE.

MY NEST EGG HAS BEEN
CRACKED AND SCRAMBLED.

WE'LL GET THROUGH
THIS, CHRISTIAN.

WE ALWAYS HAVE BEFORE.

AND I KNOW THAT
AFTER YOUR DIVORCE

AND BUYING JULIA'S
HALF OF THE HOUSE,

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
ROLLING IN IT.

NO, I CAN'T SAY THAT I AM.

SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

IF SOMETHING DOESN'T
COME OUR WAY SOON,

THEN YOUR HIGH STANDARDS

ARE GONNA SEND US
ALL ON LONG VACATIONS.

WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MAKE

SOME TOUGH
DECISIONS, THAT'S ALL.

SO IT'S BEEN REALLY
BAD AT WORK, HUH?

I THINK SEAN BLAMES ME
FOR THE DROP IN BUSINESS.

WOULD YOU WANT TO BE OPERATED ON

BY THE GUY WHO WAS
ACCUSED OF BEING THE CARVER?

WELL, I MIGHT LET YOU
GIVE ME SOME NEW TITS

IF IT'LL HELP WITH ADVERTISING.

HEH!

THOUGH YOU DID SAVE MY LIFE
WHEN I SHOWED UP SICK AND DYING.

YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE DOING OK, GINA.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I'M OK.

MY, UH... MY VIRAL LOAD IS DOWN.

MY T-CELL COUNT'S
BEEN REALLY HIGH.

I'VE BEEN GOING TO
THE GYM, EATING WELL.

I'VE EVEN HAD TIME TO
TAKE A REAL ESTATE CLASS

DOWN AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

THAT'LL MAKE THIS A
LITTLE EASIER, THEN.

I CAN'T PAY FOR YOUR RENT
OR YOUR CAR LEASE ANYMORE.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE.

I'LL STILL PAY FOR
YOUR PRESCRIPTION,

BUT AFTER THIS MONTH, YOU'RE
ON YOUR OWN FOR THE REST.

I'M SORRY.

I WISH I COULD
CONTINUE TO HELP, BUT...

YOU ASSHOLE.

GOD, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
I COULDN'T COUNT ON YOU.

YOU ARE A WORTHLESS
SACK OF SHIT!

FOR GOD SAKES, KEEP
YOUR VOICE DOWN.

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HOSTILE?

BECAUSE I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU FOR A LOAN TODAY.

SO YOU'RE ADMITTING
THAT YOU IRRESPONSIBLY

BLEW THROUGH ALL OF THE MONEY

THAT I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU. NICE.

I DIDN'T BLOW THROUGH
THE MONEY, ASSHOLE.

I'VE BEEN SAVING THE
LEFTOVER PITTANCE,

BUT IT ISN'T ENOUGH TO MAKE
THE INVESTMENT I WANT TO MAKE.

THAT'S WHY I NEED
A GODDAMN LOAN.

YOU KNOW, I'M FINALLY ABOUT
TO DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE,

AND YOU HAVE TO PULL THE
RUG OUT FROM UNDER ME!

THIS WASN'T ALIMONY,
YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THANKING
ME FOR THE MONEY I DID GIVE YOU!

I HOPE YOUR BUSINESS
GOES IN THE SHITTER

AND YOU HAVE TO COME
CRAWLING TO ME FOR A JOB.

I'M SURE WE ALL CAN BENEFIT
FROM THE NEW AEROBIC STRETCHES.

THANK YOU, MR. DAVIES
OF EAST BAY GYM.

WELL, NEXT IN OUR
WEDNESDAY LECTURE SERIES

ON HEALTH AND BEAUTY,

PLEASE WELCOME
DR. SEAN McNAMARA,

WHO'S COME TODAY
TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW,

EXCITING DEVELOPMENTS
IN PLASTIC SURGERY.

THANK YOU.

UH, AS NURSE STEVENS SAID,

I'M DR. SEAN McNAMARA,

AND I'M A PLASTIC SURGEON.

UM, IS THERE ANYONE HERE

WHO'S HAD A
RECONSTRUCTIVE PROCEDURE?

YES, MA'AM. WHAT
HAVE YOU HAD DONE?

I HAD A HIP REPLACED.

UH, I SEE.

WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

A HIP REPLACEMENT IS DONE
BY AN ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON.

LET ME PUT IT TO
YOU A DIFFERENT WAY.

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED IN
THE MIRROR AND THOUGHT,

"THOSE CROW'S FEET AROUND
MY EYES REALLY BOTHER ME,"

OR "IF I COULD JUST GET RID OF
THAT TIRE AROUND MY MIDSECTION,

I'D FEEL 10 YEARS YOUNGER"?

WELL, IF YOU HAVE, UH... IF...

UM... UH... IF YOU HAVE,

PLASTIC SURGERY MIGHT
BE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU.

YES?

ISN'T THIS PRETTY EXPENSIVE?

MY DAUGHTER'S
BROW LIFT COST $5,000.

SOME PROCEDURES
ARE MORE EXPENSIVE

THAN OTHERS, YES, MA'AM.

BUT AT McNAMARA/TROY,

WE WILL FIND A PAYMENT OPTION

TO FIT THE PATIENT'S LIFESTYLE.

AND RIGHT NOW WE'RE
OFFERING A SPECIAL

THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR.

IF YOU COME IN FOR
ONE PROCEDURE,

THE SECOND IS ONLY HALF PRICE.

GINA.

HEH!

WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

CAN I COME IN?

YEAH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T
KNOW I WAS HIV POSITIVE.

CHRISTIAN AND I AREN'T AS CLOSE

AS WE USED TO BE.

I GUESS YOU AND SEAN

HAVE OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

LISTEN, JULIA,

THE REASON THAT I'M HERE IS...

THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU.

I ADMIRE YOU.

WELL, I'VE BEEN
WORKING REALLY HARD

TO PUT MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER,

AND ONE OF THE THINGS
THAT I'M TRYING TO DO

IS SURROUND MYSELF
WITH PEOPLE I RESPECT.

YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST.

WELL, I'M FLATTERED,
REALLY, BUT, UM, GOD,

I'M NOT SURE I DESERVE
TO BE PUT ON A PEDESTAL.

YOU KNOW, I'M A
DIVORCéE WITH NO JOB,

LIVING IN A SHORT-TERM APARTMENT

WITH A 10-YEAR-OLD

AND A HIGH-SCHOOLER
WHO'S PRETTY MESSED UP.

BUT YOU HAVE DIGNITY.

THAT'S SOMETHING
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

YOU KNOW, CHRISTIAN TOLD ME

THE BUSINESS WAS FAILING.

REALLY?

WELL, I SAW SEAN THE OTHER DAY.

HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

I GUESS THE BAD PRESS HAS
BEEN REALLY HARD ON THEM.

SEAN HASN'T MISSED ANY ALIMONY

OR CHILD-SUPPORT
PAYMENTS, HAS HE?

NO. WE JUST REACHED A SETTLEMENT

WITH THE HOUSE,

AND HE'S BEEN REALLY SUPPORTIVE

SINCE THE DIVORCE.

WELL, I KNOW SEAN
WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

TO HURT HIS CHILDREN,

BUT TAKE IT FROM ME, JULIA.

THERE IS A LOT TO BE
SAID FOR MAKING MONEY

WITH THE MONEY YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN

SO YOU'RE NOT LEFT
VULNERABLE WHEN THE...

WHEN THE MONEY TREE
GETS DUTCH ELM DISEASE.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
HOW YOU'RE GOING TO INVEST

THE MONEY FROM THE HOUSE?

I WISH YOU HAD CALLED ME

BEFORE YOU WENT TO DR. JORDAN.

NEXT TIME, CALL ME FIRST.

OK.

YOU, TOO.

BYE.

HOW'S IT GOING?

I HAVEN'T STRUCK OUT LIKE THIS

SINCE THERE WAS A
RUMOR I HAD GENITAL WARTS.

YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

I WENT TO CARL HARKNESS'
NURSING HOME YESTERDAY

TO DRUM UP SOME BUSINESS.

THE LAST THING THOSE
PEOPLE CARE ABOUT

IS HOW THEY LOOK.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

HOW'S YOUR SAVINGS?

SAVINGS? WHAT SAVINGS?

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

IT'S ALL IN HERE OR THE
HOUSE, JUST LIKE YOU.

AND I WON'T TOUCH MATT
AND ANNIE'S EDUCATION FUNDS.

OTHER THAN THAT,
THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT.

HEY, CAN I COME IN?

YEAH, SURE.

IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT
WE'RE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW,

AND, WELL, UM...

I WANT TO DO MY PART TO HELP.

DON'T TELL ME. YOU'RE FINALLY
GONNA GET THAT NOSE JOB.

NOT EXACTLY.

I'M GOING TO RESIGN.

LIZ, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

YEAH, I DO.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU GUYS

HAVE BEEN DIPPING INTO YOUR
POCKETS TO KEEP US ALL EMPLOYED,

AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO.

SO...

I WILL STILL BE AVAILABLE
FOR SURGERIES,

BUT OTHER THAN THAT,

I WILL BE OUT OF MY OFFICE
BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

IT'S ONLY
TEMPORARILY, I PROMISE.

YOU'RE WELCOME BACK
WHENEVER YOU WANT.

THANKS.

9 YEARS WE'VE ALL BEEN TOGETHER.

HEY... WHAT WILL
WE DO WITHOUT YOU?

YEAH.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS, TOO.

HOW ABOUT ONE LAST INSULT

FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE, HUH?

I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
I COME UP WITH ONE.

OK. I CAN'T WAIT.

I'M CALLING GLENN EASLEY.

IF IT'S STILL AVAILABLE,

WE NEED TO TAKE THE
JOB AT THE MORTUARY.

THE HOTEL DE LA MER WAS
MIAMI'S MOST EXCLUSIVE SPOT

IN THE TWENTIES.

IS THAT URINE?

I WOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?

WELL, IT ONLY HAS 16 ROOMS.

I GUESS IT COULDN'T KEEP
UP WITH THE BIG RESORTS

THAT WERE BEING BUILT.

I READ IT WAS A BOARDING
HOUSE FOR RETARDS

TILL THEY LOST FUNDING
AND CLOSED DOWN.

NOW IT'S JUST HOOKERS
AND CRACKHEADS

WHO CALL IT HOME.

THIS PLACE IS STUNNING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
NOBODY'S REHABBED IT.

IT WOULD MAKE A KILLER
BOUTIQUE HOTEL, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE
FANCY, MINIMALIST PLACES

WHERE YOU BARELY
HAVE A STOOL TO SIT ON

WHILE YOU DRINK YOUR
$8.00 BOTTLED WATER?

YEAH. SOMEBODY COULD
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

WELL, WHY NOT ME?

IT'S NOT EASY RUNNING A HOTEL.

WHO SAID RUN IT?

I'M JUST GONNA BUY IT,
THROW UP SOME WALLS,

SPLASH SOME PAINT ON IT, AND
SELL IT FOR TWICE WHAT I PAID.

DO YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY?

I KNOW THE GUY WHO'S HANDLING
THE FORECLOSURE AUCTION.

HE SAID FOR THE RIGHT PRICE,

I CAN BUY IT BEFORE ANYONE
ELSE HAS THE CHANCE.

THE BANK WILL TAKE
CARE OF THE LOAN.

I JUST NEED TO COME UP
WITH THE 5% DOWN PAYMENT.

SO?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR THE MONEY?

I'M ONLY LOOKING FOR $40,000.

YOU'LL GET IT BACK IN 6
MONTHS WITH INTEREST.

IT IS A GOOD INVESTMENT, JULIA.

I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU, GINA.

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.

HEY, WHEN I CAME TO
YOUR APARTMENT TODAY,

IT WAS BECAUSE I RESPECT
YOU. THAT'S THE TRUTH.

THIS LOAN, I JUST...

I THINK IT COULD BENEFIT
BOTH OF US, THAT'S ALL.

AND IF I DON'T GIVE
YOU THE MONEY?

ONE THING I'VE
LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF...

I CAN BE VERY RESOURCEFUL.

WELL, YOU DESERVE THE CREDIT

FOR FINDING THIS PLACE,

BUT WITHOUT MY MONEY,
YOU HAVE NOTHING.

SO I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU.

I'LL BE YOUR PARTNER, 50-50,

BUT INSTEAD OF FLIPPING IT,

WE'LL TRANSFORM IT

INTO A SURGICAL RECOVERY SPA.

A SPA?

WHERE THE HELL DID
THAT IDEA COME FROM?

WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE,

EVER SINCE MATT
HAD HIS OPERATION.

THEY WANTED HIM OUT OF
THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

SO THEY COULD USE HIS
BED FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

PATIENTS SHOULD GET
BETTER CARE THAN THAT,

DON'T YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT RUNNING A PLACE LIKE THAT.

WELL, YOU LEAVE THAT UP TO ME.

NOW, WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT

IS GETTING PEOPLE
TO DO THINGS FOR YOU,

AND I KNOW WHAT A
HUGE ASSET THAT CAN BE.

SO TELL ME A LITTLE MORE

ABOUT THIS RECOVERY SPA IDEA.

LET ME INTRODUCE DE LA
MER, AN EXCLUSIVE OASIS

WHERE RECOVERING
SURGICAL PATIENTS

CAN RECUPERATE IN STYLE WHILE

THEY EMBARK ON A JOURNEY
OF PERSONAL RENEWAL.

WITH ALL THE AMENITIES
OF A 5-STAR RESORT,

INCLUDING SKIN CARE, MASSAGE,

WATER TREATMENTS,
AND FULL-BODY WELLNESS,

DE LA MER OFFERS
GUESTS THE OPPORTUNITY

TO REFRESH THEIR
MINDS, SPIRITS, AND SOULS

WHILE THEIR BODIES HEAL.

DE LA MER WILL
CATER TO A CLIENTELE

THAT OFTEN RECUPERATES
FROM SURGICAL PROCEDURES

IN THE CARIBBEAN OR EUROPE.

WHAT WE WILL PROVIDE
IS AN ALTERNATIVE.

WE WILL PACKAGE HOSPITAL STAYS

AND RECOVERY VACATIONS TOGETHER.

ONE-STOP SHOPPING, IF YOU WILL.

AFTER ARRIVAL, OUR GUESTS
WILL CHECK INTO THE SPA

BEFORE THEIR PROCEDURE,

PERHAPS ENJOYING A GOURMET
MEAL FROM OUR KITCHEN,

A BATH OR A SWIM IN THE POOL

TO RELAX AND GET COMFORTABLE.

WHEN THE TIME COMES, WE WILL
DELIVER THEM TO YOUR OFFICES

FOR ANY PRE-OP APPOINTMENTS
AND THE SURGERY ITSELF.

EVEN WITH ONLY 50% OCCUPANCY,

DE LA MER HAS SET UP
A REVENUE STRUCTURE

THAT WILL REACH A PROFIT
BY THE END OF FISCAL YEAR 3.

SURGICAL VACATIONS IS A
GROWTH INDUSTRY, GENTLEMEN,

AND PACKAGING YOUR
SERVICES AND OURS

WILL ENSURE THAT McNAMARA/TROY
STAYS AT THE LEADING EDGE

OF QUALITY PATIENT CARE.

WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE PUT
A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS.

I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT YOU BRING

TO THE BUSINESS, GINA.

HAPPY ENDINGS FOR ANYBODY
WHO JUMPS ON THE MASSAGE TABLE?

I FOUND THE PLACE, ASSHOLE.

YES, AND YOU SWINDLED
JULIA INTO JOINING YOU

IN THIS SUCKHOLE.

THIS IS A SOLID
PROPOSAL, CHRISTIAN.

WELL, I, FOR ONE, THINK THAT WE
SHOULD FIND A WAY TO GET INVOLVED.

WELL, NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION,

AND YOU DON'T GET A VOTE.

AHEM. JULIA...

YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE
WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK.

AND I HATE TO MENTION IT,

BUT YOU'VE DROPPED
OUT OF MED SCHOOL TWICE.

TO LOOK AFTER OUR YOUNG CHILD

SO THAT YOU COULD
PURSUE YOUR DREAM

OF BECOMING A DOCTOR.

WELL, THIS IS MY DREAM, SEAN,

AND I AM NOT ABOUT
TO LET IT PASS ME BY.

JULIA...

WE KNOW THAT McNAMARA/TROY
IS HAVING PROBLEMS

BRINGING IN PATIENTS RIGHT NOW,

BUT SOMETIMES TO MAKE MONEY,
YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY.

I'M SORRY.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU
IN YOUR VENTURE.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME HERE, JULIA.

DE LA MER IS HAPPENING

WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR
INVOLVEMENT, SEAN.

LET'S GO, GINA.

SEAN, QUENTIN... SCUMBAG.

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ IN ITS RIGHT PLACE ♪

♪ IN ITS RIGHT PLACE ♪

♪ IN ITS RIGHT PLACE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ IN ITS RIGHT PLACE ♪

♪ THERE ARE 2 COLORS ♪

♪ IN MY HEAD ♪

♪ THERE ARE 2 COLORS ♪

♪ IN MY HEAD ♪

♪ WHAT, WHAT IS THAT
YOU TRIED TO SAY? ♪

LOOKS LIKE FRANKENGINA
VAGENSTEIN'S

BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US.

WHAT IS THAT?

A SEX TOY?

WELL, IT'S NOT A
THAI SPRING ROLL.

WHAT? YOU'RE SURPRISED?

I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS
PRACTICING HIS SURGICAL TECHNIQUE.

WHY DOESN'T THIS HAUNT YOU?

BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
THEY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

LOOK, IT'S A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE
THING THAT THIS SICKO DID,

BUT THIS IS JUST ROTTING FLESH.

THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE ANYMORE.

AND IF THEY EVER HAD A SOUL
OR A SPIRIT OR WHATEVER THAT IS,

IT'S NOT HERE. THEY'RE GONE.

I'M SORRY, BUT I
SEE PEOPLE HERE.

THEY LIVED THEIR LIVES,

AND THEY DIED TOO YOUNG,

AND THEY DESERVE
RESPECT AND DIGNITY.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR WORK,

BUT THE POLICE HAVE HAD
A BREAKTHROUGH ON PRINE.

HE HEARD THAT SOME
PLASTIC SURGEONS

WERE DISMANTLING HIS WORK,

AND HE FEELS YOU'RE
KINDRED SPIRITS.

HE'LL ONLY REVEAL THE
IDENTITY OF THE HEAD

TO ONE OF YOU.

♪ EVERYTHING ♪

♪ YOU, YEAH ♪

♪ IT'S LOOKING LIKE
YOU CAN DO NO WRONG ♪

♪ THE SHOW YOU'RE
ON'S GOING ON TOO LONG ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT I KNOW ♪

♪ YOU NEVER SEEM TO CHANGE ♪

♪ BABY, SEE YOU ON SOFTER DAYS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE'LL BE INDIVIDUAL ♪

♪ WHOO-OOH ♪

♪ SHAKE IT UP, WHEN THE
REST LOOK ALL THE SAME ♪

♪ TICK-TICK, SHE
WOULD DO IT AWAY ♪

♪ WE GOT VARIETY
LIKE BACK IN THE DAY ♪

♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU
FEEL THIS, DO YOU FEEL THIS? ♪

♪ EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB,
YOU KNOW WE GOT IT GOING ON ♪

♪ EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB,
YOU KNOW WE GOT IT GOING ON ♪

♪ PEOPLE ARE YOU WITH ME?
IF YOU ARE, THEN BRING IT ON ♪

♪ PEOPLE ARE YOU WITH ME?
IF YOU ARE, THEN BRING IT ON ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE ARE SO LOVELY ♪

♪ LET'S SHOW 'EM
HOW WE DO THIS ♪

♪ EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB,
YOU KNOW WE GOT IT GOING ON ♪

♪ EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB,
YOU KNOW WE GOT IT GOING ON ♪

♪ PEOPLE ARE YOU WITH ME?
IF YOU ARE, THEN BRING IT ON ♪

♪ PEOPLE ARE YOU WITH ME?
IF YOU ARE, THEN BRING IT ON ♪

♪ LET'S SHOW 'EM
HOW WE DO THIS ♪

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH SUNSET MARBLE AND TILE.

I THINK I'M GONNA GET US
THE TRAVERTINE AT COST.

THAT'S GREAT.

THAT'LL SAVE US ALMOST $1,100.

YEP.

I'VE BEEN VERY IMPRESSED BY
YOUR NEGOTIATING SKILLS, GINA.

YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW,

CATCH MORE BEES WITH HONEY.

I GOTTA RUN. I'M MEETING
THE LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT,

BUT I WILL BE BACK FOR THE
CONCRETE DELIVERY AT 3:00.

OK.

YEAH. I'VE GOT 30
YARDS OF CONCRETE

FOR GINA RUSSO.

OK. WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLE EARLY,

BUT I'LL GO GET THE CONTRACTOR.

MY BOSS SAID I'D GET PAID FIRST.

I'LL GET MY CHECKBOOK.

I WAS ALSO HOPING
FOR A HOT LUNCH.

A HOT LUNCH?

YEAH. ALL THE GUYS AT THE PLANT

WANTED TO MAKE THIS DELIVERY

WHEN THEY HEARD ABOUT THE
PRETTY LADY WHO PUT IN THE ORDER.

I WON THE POOL.

I'M SORRY,

BUT THE KITCHEN
ISN'T FINISHED YET.

I'D BE HAPPY WITH
A TOSSED SALAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW
ABOUT JUST THE BILL.

OK.

BUT THEN I CAN'T GIVE YOU
THE PROMISED DISCOUNT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FINE.

YOU CAN PUT IT AROUND BACK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING, DR. McNAMARA.

UH... PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

I... I APPRECIATE YOU COMING.

I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T HAVE MET

UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES.

UM, DID THE WARDEN
GIVE YOU ANY PROBLEMS?

'CAUSE I FIND HIM
TO BE QUITE MOODY.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU
WANT FROM ME, MR. PRINE?

NO, PLEASE CALL ME SILAS.

PERHAPS I CAN CALL YOU SEAN.

NO. I PREFER DR. McNAMARA.

YOU HAVE EARNED
THAT TITLE, HAVEN'T YOU?

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO CHAT.

OH, YES, YOU DID, DR. McNAMARA.

IF YOU WANT ANY
INFORMATION OUT OF ME AT ALL,

YOU HAVE TO CHAT WITH
ME FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

THESE ARE MY RULES.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO
SAY, I WAS VERY IMPRESSED

TO HEAR THAT SUCH AN
ESTEEMED PLASTIC SURGEON

WOULD BE THE ONE
DISASSEMBLING MY HANDIWORK.

I, UM...

MAY I ASK YOUR
PROFESSIONAL OPINION?

WHAT DID YOU, UH...

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER?

I FOUND THE WORK
TO BE QUITE CRUDE.

HEH! YES.

UM... AHEM.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO AGREE.

I HAD ONLY THE MOST
RUDIMENTARY TOOLS AT MY DISPOSAL.

YOU'RE A VERY SICK MAN.

YOU NEED HELP.

YES, WELL...

MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE
ONE WHO CAN GIVE IT TO ME.

THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO.

YOU'D THINK SO, WOULDN'T YOU?

BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FACT IS THAT,

UM, I'LL BE FREE IN
ABOUT 5 OR 10 YEARS.

I'M NOT... I DIDN'T
KILL ANYBODY,

AND I'M ONLY 38,

SO I'VE GOT A LOT
OF LIFE AHEAD OF ME.

SO THEN HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

I WANT YOU TO SAVE HER HEAD.

SHE, UM... SHE'S
VERY SPECIAL TO ME.

AND I WANT TO BE WITH HER

WHEN I'M RELEASED.

SHE, UM... SHE WANTED
TO BE CREMATED.

I JUST CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST AN AWFUL THING

TO DO TO PEOPLE, CREMATE THEM.

I MEAN, I SHOULD KNOW.

I'VE SEEN HALF-MELTED BODIES

THAT NEED TO BE REPOSITIONED
IN ORDER TO FULLY BURN,

THEIR SKIN SCORCHED OFF,

THEIR ABDOMENS
DISTENDED LIKE BALLOONS.

HER HEAD IS DECOMPOSING.

IN 5 OR 10 YEARS,

IT'LL BE NOTHING
BUT A BRITTLE SKULL.

BUT HAVEN'T YOU
HEARD OF CRYONICS?

IT'S TOO LATE FOR HER.

CRYONICS REQUIRES
THAT THE BODY BE FROZEN

RIGHT AFTER DEATH.
SCIENCE CAN'T SAVE HER.

YEAH? WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?

WHAT IF MEDICINE DOES
ADVANCE TO THE EXTENT

THAT SHE COULD
BE RETURNED TO ME?

I MEAN, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?

I LOVE HER.

SHE IS ALL I HAVE...

AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING

POSSIBLE TO TRY TO SAVE HER.

AND... AND... WHO ARE YOU

TO TRY AND STOP ME?

I MEAN, REALLY, DR. McNAMARA,

ISN'T WHAT YOU DO PRETTY
MUCH THE SAME THING?

I MEAN, ISN'T PLASTIC SURGERY

JUST GIVING PEOPLE

THE OPPORTUNITY TO
PUT OFF THEIR DECAY?

I THINK WHAT I DO
IS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL

BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.

OK, THEN... THEN...

THEN JUST THINK OF
HER AS ANOTHER PATIENT.

SHE WANTS TO FEEL BETTER
ABOUT HERSELF, TOO...

BY LIVING AGAIN.

IF I AGREE TO DO THIS,

WILL YOU TELL ME WHO SHE IS?

Of course.

HER NAME IS LAURA...

AND SHE'S MY SISTER.

YEAH. RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU, GINA.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, CARLITO.

I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, GINA.

THIS IS A BUSINESS,

AND BARTERING WITH SEXUAL FAVORS

IS UNPROFESSIONAL, ILLEGAL,

AND WITH YOUR HIV,
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

I HAVE NOT ENDANGERED
ANYONE'S LIFE,

I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH ANYONE,

AND I'VE BEEN VERY
CAREFUL TO PROTECT MYSELF.

IT'S STILL NOT A WAY
TO RUN A COMPANY!

I HAVE WORKED TOO HARD
TO BE UNDERMINED LIKE THIS.

JULIA, I DIDN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I...

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
ABOUT THIS BECAUSE

YOU KNEW I WOULDN'T
AGREE WITH IT!

OH, BUT YOU AGREE WITH THE
MONEY I'VE BEEN SAVING, RIGHT?

WHEN PEOPLE GIVE YOU DISCOUNTS,

THEY EXPECT SOMETHING IN RETURN.

YOU'RE STILL NOT
GETTING IT, GINA.

IT IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH BEING A
WOMAN IN THE PROFESSIONAL WORLD.

WHAT YOU'RE DOING
MAKES IT EVEN HARDER.

IT CHEAPENS US.

YOU TOLD ME THAT I WAS GOOD

AT CONVINCING PEOPLE TO DO
THINGS. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!

BUT YOU'RE BETTER
THAN THIS, GINA.

NOW, I WANTED YOU AS A PARTNER

BECAUSE YOU'RE AMBITIOUS,

BECAUSE YOU CAN
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF,

BECAUSE YOU'RE SMART!

NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN GET
A MAN TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

NOW, LOOK.

WE BOTH WANT TO DO WHAT
IT TAKES TO BE SUCCESSFUL,

AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT WHEN WE GET THERE,

THERE AREN'T ANY
RAISED EYEBROWS.

I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO BE ABLE TO SAY

THAT WE DON'T DESERVE IT.

I'LL GO SEE HOW THE
ELECTRICIAN'S DOING.

HI.

HEY.

A PACKAGE FOR YOU
CAME TO THE HOUSE.

I THOUGHT I'D BRING IT
BY, SEE HOW IT'S GOING.

LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE
MOVING FULL-STEAM AHEAD.

YEAH. WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

I HAVE TO SAY,
JULES, I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU'RE REALLY
MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YEAH. WELL, THANKS
FOR BRINGING THIS BY,

BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I HAVE WORK TO DO.

I WAS ACTUALLY
HOPING WE COULD TALK.

I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE

FOR HOW WE TREATED
YOU THE OTHER DAY.

WE'VE REALLY TAKEN A HIT

SINCE THESE CARVER ACCUSATIONS,

AND AFTER THE
DIVORCE SETTLEMENT,

THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
MONEY TO INVEST IN YOUR SPA.

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
ABOUT MY SITUATION EARLIER,

I KNOW. I HAVEN'T
HANDLED THIS WELL.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW

I'M STILL ON YOUR SIDE.

HEH! WELL, THAT'S FUNNY,

BECAUSE YOU AND CHRISTIAN

COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT MORE CLEAR

THAT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME.

LOOK, THE TRUTH IS, SEAN,

I AM TIRED OF DESTROYING

AND RESUSCITATING
OUR RELATIONSHIP

OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I DON'T NEED YOU
ON MY SIDE ANYMORE.

ALL YOU ARE TO ME ANYMORE

IS A PARENT TO MATT AND ANNIE.

NOTHING ELSE.

LIZ, WHERE YOU GOING?

DIDN'T CHRISTIAN TELL YOU? WE
TOOK THE JOB AT THE MORTUARY.

WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
MONEY FOR AT LEAST 3 MONTHS.

I DID TELL HER, SEAN.

APPARENTLY IT'S TOO LATE.

I'M SORRY, SEAN,

BUT I HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER JOB.

WHERE?

JULIA'S SPA.

WHY DO THEY NEED
AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST

AT A RECOVERY SPA?

I'M MORE THAN JUST AN
ANESTHESIOLOGIST, SEAN.

JULIA HIRED ME TO BE THEIR
GENERAL PRACTITIONER.

AND WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT?

WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OF MONEY?

YOU EXPECT US TO
JUST TAKE YOU IN AGAIN?

I BELIEVE IN JULIA, SEAN.

SHE IS VERY SMART.

I THINK DE LA MER
HAS THE POTENTIAL

TO REALLY HELP PEOPLE.

YOU DON'T THINK
WE'RE HELPING PEOPLE?

I GUESS I AM JUST TIRED

OF PUTTING THEM TO SLEEP.

Christian: TELL ME
WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, MRS. OGILVIE.

WELL, AFTER SEEING

DR. McNAMARA'S PRESENTATION,

I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE REALLY NICE

TO REGAIN SOME OF THAT

HOP IN MY STEP. HA HA!

AND WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

I THINK I WANT A FACE LIFT.

GREAT!

YOU'LL FEEL 25 YEARS YOUNGER.

NOT 25. I DON'T WANT
MY DAUGHTER THINKING

I'M COMPETING WITH HER.

NEVER FEEL GUILTY FOR
BEING BEAUTIFUL, MRS. OGILVIE.

AWW.

AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE, WHY DON'T
WE WORK ON A FEW OTHER THINGS?

PERHAPS REMOVE THE
BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES,

FLATTEN YOUR TUMMY A LITTLE?

WELL, DR. McNAMARA DID SAY

THAT THE SECOND OPERATION
WOULD BE HALF-PRICE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO, I THINK WE HAVE
AN OPENING COMING UP...

MRS. OGILVIE, LET'S
TAKE A STEP BACK

AND THINK CLEARLY FOR A MOMENT.

FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE,

THE OPERATIONS CAN
BE VERY DANGEROUS.

BUT YOU SAID MORE
SENIOR CITIZENS

WERE HAVING PLASTIC SURGERY.

YOU'RE RIGHT, I DID.

AND I SHOULD NOT
HAVE ENCOURAGED YOU.

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
WASTING YOUR TIME.

YOU'RE OLD, MRS. OGILVIE.

YOUR SKIN HAS VERY
LITTLE ELASTICITY.

A FACE LIFT WILL
PULL IT SO TIGHT,

YOU'D HAVE DIFFICULTY SMILING,
FROWNING, RAISING YOUR EYEBROWS.

IT WOULD MASK THE REAL YOU.

YOU'LL BE FINE.

WE'LL TAKE VERY GOOD
CARE OF YOU HERE, I PROMISE.

WELL, THEN I THINK I
WANT THE OPERATIONS

LATER TODAY.

GREAT.

Sean: 15 BLADE.

SCISSORS.

SHIT, IT'S RIPPING.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'LL BE EXCESS
WHEN WE PULL THE DERMIS TIGHT.

I'LL HAVE TO GO A LITTLE DEEPER.

BE CAREFUL.

I CAN'T GO ANY DEEPER.
IT'S TOO DELICATE.

I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK.

IF WE HAVE TO, WE CAN GRAB
SOME SKIN FROM HER THIGH.

HER ENTIRE FACE IS
GONNA BE LIKE THIS.

THE SKIN IS JUST TOO
THIN. SHE'S TOO OLD!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SORRY, CHRISTIAN. I
CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL FINISH UP,

AND WE CAN TALK
ABOUT IT TOMORROW.

THERE'S NOT GONNA
BE A TOMORROW FOR US!

QUENTIN IS AN EXCELLENT SURGEON.

I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL
GET ALONG JUST FINE.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT. WE HAVE A
GODDAMN PATIENT ON THE TABLE!

I SAW SILAS PRINE TODAY. THE
HEAD BELONGS TO HIS SISTER.

HE WAS SCREWING HIS SISTER!

JESUS.

HER NAME WAS LAURA.

SHE DIED IN A CAR
ACCIDENT 4 YEARS AGO.

PRINE BURIED HER BODY IN
THE WOODS BY HIS HOUSE,

BUT NOT BEFORE HE
DECAPITATED HER FIRST

AND KEPT THE HEAD FOR HIMSELF.

DID YOU TELL THE
POLICE WHO SHE WAS?

THEY FOUND HER
BODY THIS AFTERNOON.

BUT TO GET HER IDENTITY,

I HAD TO TELL PRINE
I'D KEEP HER HEAD SAFE

UNTIL HE WAS RELEASED...

SO HE COULD BE WITH HER AGAIN.

HE SAID I WAS LIKE HIM.

HE WASN'T WRONG. LOOK AT HER.

SHE'S PRACTICALLY A CORPSE.

WE CAN'T PERFORM
PLASTIC SURGERY ON HER.

SHE NEEDS A FEEDING
TUBE, NOT A FACE LIFT.

CHRISTIAN...

I KEEP TRYING TO PUT THE
PIECES OF MY LIFE TOGETHER,

TO REPAIR WHAT'S BROKEN...

JULIA, MATT, THIS BUSINESS.

I CAN'T.

EVERYTHING I CARED
ABOUT AT ONE TIME

IS DEAD.

IT'S TIME I JUST STOPPED
FIGHTING THE INEVITABLE

AND LET IT ALL ROT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW.

♪ HIS FATHER WAS A DRINKER ♪

♪ AND HIS MOTHER ♪

♪ CRIED IN BED ♪

♪ FOLDING JOHN
WAYNE'S T-SHIRTS ♪

♪ WHEN THE SWING
SET HIT HIS HEAD ♪

♪ THE NEIGHBORS,
THEY ADORED HIM ♪

♪ FOR HIS HUMOR ♪

♪ AND HIS CONVERSATION ♪

♪ LOOK UNDERNEATH
THE HOUSE THERE ♪

♪ FIND THE FEW LIVING THINGS ♪

♪ ROTTING FAST IN THEIR SLEEP ♪

♪ OH, THE DEAD ♪

♪ 27 PEOPLE ♪

♪ EVEN MORE, THEY WERE BOYS ♪

♪ WITH THEIR CARS, SUMMER JOBS ♪

♪ OH, MY GOD ♪

♪ OOH ♪

♪ AND IN MY BEST BEHAVIOR ♪

♪ I AM REALLY ♪

♪ JUST LIKE HIM ♪

♪ LOOK BENEATH
THE FLOOR BOARDS ♪

♪ FOR THE SECRETS ♪

♪ I HAVE HID ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

♪ MAKE ME ♪

♪ BEAUTIFUL ♪

♪ LIE ♪